fuck me, /b/... >be 26 >finally get my first gf >shes

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>>737309780
HAHAAHHHAHA

>>737309780
topkek anon, i dunnon if I would be into it
I mean does it taste like piss when you kiss her afterwards?
anyway I guess you could play it to get more of what you want on the other hand? like deepthroat/anal/whatever you're into

You're gonna have to post some pictures.

She sounds freaky. Don't you want to tie anyone up and play with them?

I've always wanted to tie someone down on a big spool, but I'd have it rotate like a lazy Susan.

Any time she protests I'd tie another limb down and just use her till I was satisfied.

I've kinda found a girl I want to stick with tho, and we're nowhere near this yet. But she's damn near legally a dwarf so...

Anyway. Deal with it or don't.
I'd get freaky with her.

>>737309780
>so glad she's not into poop fetish
implying you would do it
OP you gotta grow a backbone, stop being a faggot

>>737309780
Does she piss on you? Im into female pee fetish but drinking is totally unnatural. why not to tell her?
sry for bad english

>>737311286
Drinking is natural you idiot

And OP if you dont want her then just give her to me

>>737311453
no you.
consuming of human excreta is unnatural and unhealthy. but again im into warm, clear, not smelly springy stream

>>737311790
Piss isnt unhealthy because its sterile
Animals drink piss all the time so dont tell me its unnatural.

>>737309780
I don't see what the problem is. If you're sick of her, just go get another gf.

It's the best you'll ever get OP

got a pic of her?

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>>737309780
> I feel like im dating a toilet
My sides

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Get into hat shit bro. Give her all the piss she wants. Use it to your advantage... Play hard with her and use the piss to get things you want ie. buttsecks, cum on her face and creampies.

Feel blessed you have found this adventurous soul. If anything, know that you have come to the right place for advice anon.

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Finally some OC!
buuut... pics.
or it didn't happen.

>>737309780
>BUT I GET SEX
stop thinking with your dick little boy. be a man.

>>737312039
Piss is sterile before getting out of your peepee but after it gets fucked by bacteria sorry english is shitty but you get it and BTW do some research before talking shit

>>737312039
yes it is, but what species of animal drink piss on a regular basis?
>>737309780 also OP more of her

>>737312536
OP's gf does

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>>737312039
>>737312536
Me imagine you two arguing over this has me belly laughing
>>737309780
Idk bro, am neet so I feel you first gf pain, I'd personally let her go though as all I can think is ew, pisslord.

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>mfw OP's too much of a fucking pussy manlet to stand his ground and discuss his feelings about it, possibly coming to a mutually beneficial agreement such as doing it sometimes to entertain her fetish but nowhere near as much and not in such imposing ways

pic or didnt happen

>>737309780
You probably kissing someone else's urinal. Im pretty sure she drank too many piss from all of her exes.

>>737312426
Then wash your wiener you dirty sheepfucker

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>>737313044
Didn't need the digits to confirm that one but Kek [PBUH] is making absolutely sure

>>737313089
Even if you wash it you fucktatd

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>>737313089
You can't be this stupid

>>737313944
>>737314173
Dubs but still wrong..both of you

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>>737309780
Don't kiss her. She is now your whore, think about all the piss she drank in her lifetime, that's lotta piss

>>737312039
piss being sterile is a myth. that's not to say it will necessarily make you sick, but there are shitloads of different organisms and bacteria in every part of your body and everything in side it, including your piss/bladder

>>737309780
Post a pic of her so we can judge if she's hot enough to stay with or if you should dump her

>>737309780
Oh my gosh, this virgin fag
>26
>first gf
>topkek.jpg

>>737309780
឴>Do you love you gf?
឴>Are you in it for the sex?

If the answer to either of those is "yes" then put up with it!

Don't listen to those who say piss ain't sterile. So long as she's healthy it doesn't matter.

>>737315894
>Don't listen to those who say piss ain't sterile
But it isn't sterile....that's a retarded myth, like "you eat 8 spiders a year in your sleep" and shit like that

>>737315863
Ok, seriously now.
Stop it, first of all because if you kiss or something you're kissing and licking your own piss and that's gross.
Secondly, That cannot be healthy, piss goes to the toilet not to someone's throat.
Tell her to stop it, maybe pee her on her body might be better that driking, said to her to prove it.
>U'r welcome

>>737309780
Finding a girl who has a pee fetish is like finding a unicorn, and they always seem to be wasted on ungrateful fucking retards like you OP. Dump her so she can find a guy who appreciates her fetish. You don't deserve her, and she deserves better.

Be careful. Piss is a gateway drug. Next she'll be wanting to piss on you then shit on your chest then its pegging.

>>737316613
This.

>>737309780
Use this to get what you want. "I f you want my piss you have to deepthroat it out of me" etc

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>>737309780
mfw OPs girl leaves him for a man that will piss in her mouth whenever

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>>737314639
>Then wash your wiener you dirty sheepfucker
How does washing your penis clean the piss in your body? That's why I said you can't be this stupid. Not claiming to know the sterility of piss just saying that washing your winky doesn't clean your wee!

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>>737317523
>winky
>wee

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>>737318088

>>737309780
why am i not as lucky as you are

>feel like I'm dating a toilet

>>737309780
Faggot

>>737309780
>i feel like im dating a toilet
KEK

I don't see the problem OP. You now have leverage. You can talk about ANY fetishes you have and make it part of your sex life with her. Sloppy drooley deepthroating, completely oiled up anal play, ropes, gags, anything else BDSM, whatever mate. You got a lot of range to choose from now.

If she can get you completely hyped up, turned on, cumming buckets, who knows, you might find yourself pissing on her with joy as a reward.

Learn to appreciate degrading your woman. She'll worship your cock for it.

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>>737309780
post pic OP

>>737317285
Why don't you get it OP? This guy gets it.

>>737319911
>Learn to appreciate degrading your woman. She'll worship your cock for it.
/thread

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live a little. anything is possible now.

>>737309780
OP is Turkish everyone.

I just want you to know.

>>737309780
You'll get into it. Conditioning works. Also you need to be more aggressive she's almost certainly into other types of abuse/being used. If you love her you will do what needs to be done to make her happy.