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g'morning anon. hope u slept well. tell me why you will

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g'morning anon.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
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>>737308158
You first :)
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>>737308158
I fucking want to
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>>737308449
or both of us, never.
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Because while life sucks its the only one I have so no need to whine like a pussy and just play what I got until i die of whatever.
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>>737308158
Because I got responsibilities.
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>>737308830
good outlook.
>>737309065
name a few.
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>>737308158
You the same guy that does this everyday?
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Just cleaned my room.
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>>737309635
that would be me.
>>737309698
congrats. i need to do the same.
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>>737310239
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>>737308158
>>737309635
>>737310580
>>737310239
I've never said Good morning. So have one.
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>>737310645
thanks man.
g'morning to you as well.
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>>737308158
No lesbian making out while I smoke up on my bed
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>>737308158
Because I'm scared of pain
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>>737308158
because i have a bed to do that
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>>737308158
Because i have to go to work. No other reason really.
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>>737310848
huh?
>>737310876
pain is a good thing to fear.
>>737310922
nice dubs.
>>737311120
have a good day at work.
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>>737311537
>pain is a good thing to fear
Yeah but the fear prevents me from killing myself. Any painless method OTHER THAN exit bag?
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>>737308158
Seems like a lot of trouble... plus, I for some reason still struggle through every day, thinking maybe one day life won't be such total shit.
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>>737308158
>implying
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>>737308158
Today might be worth it. It's still morning so we shall see.
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>>737308830
truth
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>>737309065
lul
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>>737308158
cause I have a pretty awesome life.
also sauce of the gif pls
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>>737309698
I feel the same way evry tiem
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>>737311120
been there *fart noises*
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>>737308158
I once stole a very large tank full of seawater and about 7 baby sharks using a small forklift and then proceeded to party with the sharks and a few friends on a beach. We lit a massive bon fire after a little while and eventually the coast guard Patrol passed us and we all darted. Later that night I saw on the local news that the tank I stole was for some new aquarium. Not a single regret there. I got to party for 6hrs with sharks on the beach and we fed them some random gulls. Not many people can say they have done something like that.
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>>737308158
I won't kill myself today cuz life can be good sometimes, you just have to wait patiently for the good times to come.
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>>737312785
i hope the good times come soon.
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>>737312785
i was thinking something similer but sometimes you gotta make shit happen son
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>>737312894
they will brother.

I can't right now but i want to find a really fine ass hooker and anal blast her with my bratwurst, and i will not right now but soon. so keep your chin up kid
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>>737312911
tru tru but if you kill yourself you won't be able to make shit happen lol
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>>737308158
I enjoy being alive
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>>737313056
that's the point of not doing so right now fuckface
*sipscoffee
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I honestly hope the OP to these threads kills himself because I can't stand seein these literally every single day.

Why is it always the same text?

Why is there always porn?

Is it like a meme or something?

Are you trying to shitpost or are you trying to actually seek help?
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>>737308158
I only have one life to waste
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>>737313317
probably something is wrong with me.
>>737313195
that's a great love to have.
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Well, this chick I like has hit me with the 'friend' shit, even when I was 90% sure she was into me.
I feel like killing myself, but on the other hand it makes me motivated to work on myself to become attractive enough for her to want to fuck me. I don't know if that's even possible.
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>>737308158
bcuz family
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>>737314713
bitches are terrible.
>>737314795
glad you love ur family.
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>>737308158
Oh shit, your back.
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>>737308158
It's my day off. If i do it, it'll be on a working day.
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>>737314982
have a good day off.
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I feel like I should study something first, right now only my eyes hurt from looking at my monitor all day, but emotionally I don't feel like it. I feel like at this point it would be a waste, we just need to gain money and be smart
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>>737308158
Gotta finish Nier Autimata first.
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>>737315492
what's that?
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Cause tits exist.
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>>737316096
tits are marvelous.
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i want to live.
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>>737309533
>>737312613
Currently taking care of 22 dogs and 8 new-born puppies. I'd say that counts.
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>>737317522
wow.
why so many ?
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>>737308158
You know what,i just might
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In no hurry to get to hell. That's about it. Death ould be nice if it were actually any form of escape.
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>>737317638
They're sled dogs.
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>>737318692
oh cool.
you live in florida?
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I actually just might.
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>>737308158
Cuz I wanna have a bit more fun
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>>737308158
Why would I? All is jolly.
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theres a good chance of winning my wife back
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>>737319531
Winning her back? Why not just be a cuck?
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>>737319531
waht's the story anon ?
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>>737319401
No, Norway.
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>>737308158
I'm at work, and other than that life is great honestly.
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>>737308158
I've finally found purpose in life and I'm making decent money. Things are starting to interest me again :)
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Well shit how am I gonna find out if it gets better if I kill myself?
Fuck that, life may be a miserable and seemingly unfair journey but I'm not quitting while behind
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>>737320124
congrats man.
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>>737308158
Want to see if new spooderman movie is any good. After that, who knows
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>>737320504
do you think it will be good?
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