Hiiii guyz! So i've finally and oficially decided to switch

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>>737307352
Under the terribly stupid assumption i'm not getting trolled right now:
Leave. Not because i don't want you here, i really don't give a shit, but 4chan will eat your soul. You'll break internally and lose your empathy and humanity, your bonds with humans will crumble, everything you think ir right now will be questioned. 4chan is not good for your health, it's like heroine - i'm here to tell you: turn around, go away, if you don't you'll understand at some point what i was trying to tell you here.

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>>737307651

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>>737307705
>>737307651

>>737307651
Cringed

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>>737307991

>>737307352
Lurk moar summerfag

>>737307651
What are you talking about? Heroin? XDD
There are some pictures of naked ladies, but so are they on Tumblr so it's ok =oD
But all i see are funny memes LOL

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>>737307352
Hey!! So nice to have you onboard :3 this place is filled with a bunch of edgelords and depressed incels. We need new cheery faces!

Btw i love undertale! Lol

I hate the summer

>>737308266
Thank you!! XD Yeah, everbody here is so edgy lmfao! But i don't like Undertale bc of the graphix. But i watched Markiplier's let's play!! SO FUNNY!! =oD

>>737308317
If you dont realize op is bait you must only be here during the summer.

>>737307352
THIS IS NOW A FINGER BOX THREAD

What's with the summer, guyz? Enlighten me XD

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>>737308381
Aww :( i really love retro looking games XD maybe im just old school like that. What other fandoms are you into? :DD

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>>737308266
>>737308381

>>737307352
This is great bait, baiting the people calling bait

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you have been touched by 4chan and shall never leave because your soul has been tied to the website. you are now eternally fucked.

>>737308473
I have some retro consoles bc i saw that Markiplier has them, but i don't play on them bc like i said the grphix sux.... XD I also like Smosh, Jackspedicy, PewDiePie they are all so random lmfaooo =oD

>>737307352
Are you a jew? Be honest here.

>>737308827
That's rude to ask!! :((

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We must gas the fucking kikes, remember that 6 millions never happened jews are the scum of the earth!

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>>737308897

>>737308526
what's with the fish images LMAO? XD Does 4chan like fishes?? Does it? XDD

>>737308877
Fuck off kike. My oven is heating up, just you wait.

>>737308982
You should be ashamed!!! Making fun of religion is not nice!!! :(((

>>737308982
Also, watch your language!!

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Oy Vey! Goyim leave this website! Go date a black nigge..person like any decent white goyim should!

>>737307651
I've been here quite some time and nothing of the sort has happened to me. Are you sure you're not just broken internally and need some external factor to blame it on so you don't have to entertain the idea that you're just a generally broken and shitty person no matter where on the internet you hang out?

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>>737307352

>>737307651
lol wut
its a fucking website you dipshit

>>737309056
Stop oppressing my views you scum, in my culture we boil kikes alive! All cultures are equal!

>>737309177
Right? XD Like it's a website, not a drug or siringe LMAO =oD

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>>737308789
Awww never mind you're just some fake gamer girl :( you arent a real gamer girl like me

GTFO my b slut im the queen here!!!

>>737309269
Being rude isn't equal to anything!!!!!!!!!!! Be gone !!!!

>>737309294

>if you're not as damaged as me you must be a lolrandumb teenage girl
K

>>737309304
And i thought i made a friend :((((( Why are you so rude? I am a gamer girl, all the fandoms and people i watch are gamers?? I play Candy Crush a lot and Skyrim... You sure we can't be friends? :((

>>737309346
You oppressive shitlord! All cultures are equal! I have been triggered over 6 million times! Never forget about the 6 trillion times i have been triggered! You will not get away with triggering me over 6 gazillion times!

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Hitler approved!

>>737309483
You're the one being oppressive!! With all the aggressivity and bad language''

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>>737307352
>>737308242
>>737308266
>>737308381
>>737308789
>>737308877
>>737308967
>>737309056
>>737309177
>>737309226
>>737309294
>>737309304
>>737309346
>>737309443
>>737309483

>>737309570
We're so randomm right??? XD

>>737309556
All i want is to burn you, and your entire family! How is that being oppressive?

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PLEASE!! Can sombody be my friend?? :(((( I'll do anything!! ANYTHING!! Just please, be my friend!!

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>>737307352

>>737309555
Wait, is this picture implying that they only had one singular jew burning oven? That would be incredibly inconvenient.

>>737309678
Bc you want me dead! And that's never nice! Everybody has the right to live!! Wanting others getting hurt is never nice :(

>>737309727
No, every one can order their own!

>>737309724
UNDETALE!!!!!! xdddd

>>737307352
PogChamp PogChamp xD

>>737309778
Your very existence is pointless, so why do you care?

>Everybody has the right to live!

You must be new here, niggers kikes and just about 99.8% of everyone on earth should just fucking die. They are disappointing.

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This is now a rekt thread.

>>737309924
What's PogChamp? XD

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>>737309443
Candy crush is for casuals you noob! Go back to tumblr where you belong before i sick my anonymoose on you! They do whatever i say. We are legion and we do not forget

>>737309818
I mean, I'm just saying that if each oven is actually guaranteed 6 million uses, and if 6 million Jews died as they claim, then it stands to reason that the Nazi's only had one oven between all of them. Unless my math is off.

>>737309998
>>737310017

OH MY GOD!!! This is so terrible!!! why are you posting these? How could you do that???
This is so not OK!!!! You're making me want to leave 4chan!!!
Why are you like this? This is jsut so bad and disturbing!!! Why are you doing this to these people?

>>737310089
Just because an oven can burn 6 million jew does not mean it did, they could have splitted it between few ovens regardless.

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>>737310050
Just because you're bad at it doesn't mean it's for noobs!!! YOURE NOOB!!

>>737309555
>ph

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My fav chief! Lets get cooking!

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>>737310268

>>737310192
But then none of the ovens would be used 6 million times, so they wouldn't know if they could guarantee each oven would have so many uses.

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>>737310217
Uhm excuse me bitch im platinum rank on LoL, level 110 priestess on WoW and I have been playing smash my whole life competitively. Come back when you play real games and not just froo froo mobile crap.
I bet you don't even watch Game Grumps

>>737310354
Fair point...

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>>737310358
>i bet you dont even watch game grumps

>>737310217
>>737310358
cant tell if both same person. given what ive seen on here second one could just be extreme beta

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Stop it, guys! STOP IT!!! THIS SO DISTURBING! How can you this???? How can a human being do such things??? I just can't, this so terrible and disturbing :(( I'm so disappointed in you, guyz...
I thought we could be friends and have great timezz :((((
Is this really you, guyz??
Is there anything i could do make you guys be nice people? And be friends? :''((((

>>737310445
I am not bait you newfag! I shiggy diggy you dont think all girls on the internet are fake

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>>737310496
Remember my 6 millions disgusting fucking goyim!

>>737310528
see you gotta specify, are you the one pretending to be a tumblr chick, or the one trying to fuck the fake tumblr chick, or same person

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>>737307651
4chan will make you stronger or you will die.
That's the real and absolute truth.

>>737310496
Horrible bait, made me reply 8/8

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>>737310609
Im the real 4chan chick you beta cuck! Help me teach this tublrina special snowflake a lesson

im not convinced this entire thread isnt one person

>>737310709
> svg.png
> svg
> png

Are you stupid?

>>737310696
Ya dumb cunt, nobody believes tumblrina's existence.
Also tits or gtfo

>>737310781
Are you confused? Do you need help? Go on, explain yourself.

>>737310781
svg.png is the best file format, fuck off faggot.

>>737310809
Yeah okay like I'm gonna show you my tits after you call me a cunt. Go jerk it to my little pony if you want to get off.

Anonymous never raids stupid normies anymore and thats why we suck! XP

>>737309555
truth

>>737310956
>says normie
>uses XP

>>737310956
Show tits, its not like its going to change anything. You are already a whore anyway.

:'''''((((((((((((((((((((( I don't think i ahve ever felt this disgusted and sad ever before, you guys have broken my heart....
I.... I- I'm leaving.... I'm going away....
I'm, disappointed... Crushed...

>>737311063
the b8er retreats to b8 another day

>>737311046
Uhm I'm not a whore I have only dated 2 girls and 3 guys. You just want to see my tits because you want to see a real life femanon thats cool. Too bad! Not tonight.

>>737310908
I saw things, but that's fucking stupid. Learn about quality.

I am never coming to /b/ again
Worst flashbacks i have ever had back to 2008
Fuck you guys

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>>737311143

>>737310880
Yes, How can I be retarded like you?

Damn, already I'm smart. Well just kys.

kys.

>>737311045
Br0 l337 5p34k w4s 4n71 n0rm13 b3f0r3 n0rm135 w3r3 3v3n 4 7h1ng XD n3wf4g

>>737311214
I said before I'm not a guy >_<

>>737311143
How many times did you have sex?

No one is going to believe that you are real unless you show tits.

>>737309622
undeserved dubs

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>>737311231
> l33t
> 8 minutes per hour

Is here

>>737311227
was this supposed to be a cool comeback? I honestly can't tell

>>737311162
Next time its going to be jpg.svv.gif.webm just to fuck with you.

>>737311143
Everybody knows girls don't go on 4chan...
Notice the dick-vagina self pic ratio. Shitload of penises every single day maybe one vag pic on a good day.
Guys are not afraid to prove they're guys, but girls are. Hmmm, almost as if she is actually he

>>737311206
If you leave from /b/, you're a fucking coward.

>>737311399
>>737311433
checked

>>737311367
> Cool
> 6/29/17

Sure. Tell me more.

Everyone can see the hook, retard nigger faggot
No attention for you

>>737311227
If you wish to be as intelligent as me you are sadly out of luck scrub.

Start with learning how to build a coherent argument, then you can work as a cleaner after i am done taking a dump.

>>737311488
Checked sir, I'm 433.

>>737311433
Shit you got dubs
Guess I can never leave

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>>737311433
>makes OP go away
>"If you leave from /b/, you're a fucking coward."

the end

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>>737307651
this guy is right
either leave a normie, or stay here long enough to see yourself become the cancer

>>737311495
are you implying the word cool is out of fashion

>>737311133
Nice dubs

>>737311509
> oh
> what
> the
> hell
> should
> say
Tell me something dad.

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>>737311607

>op leaves
>thread survives by arguing about picture file formats

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>>737311399
Alright my lunch is over and I'm bored with talking like a fucking retard.

You guys are half right: second troll poster was a troll.

Second troll poster was actually a girl though. I channeled 2006 me.

God I'm glad actual women don't act that way on here anymore with any actual seriousness.

Most femanons just lurk and never reveal their gender (for obvious reasons).. but yeah there is definitely a high male to female ratio on /b/. In my experience its not as bad on other boards.. especially /u/ /g/ and /vp/

>inb4 you are hardly a girl

I know.

>>737311706
sounds better

>>737311719
You disgust me.

▲
▲ ▲

>>737311719
> says /g/

/g/ is fucking dead. try Lainchan.

>>737311779
autistic triforce?

>>737311779
▲
▲▲

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>>737311884

>>737311719
Also most femanons are unkempt uggos like me

We make good content though. I swear.
>>737311758
I would certainly hope so.
>>737311798
Ah thanks. In truth I havent even lurked there in the past year but last time I did I found a pretty cool group of female programmers. No idea where they are now.

>>737311831
It ain't easy on a phone
-rustyassoldfag

>>737311925
It's fine, I like Lainchan, skilled people. I learned alot from there, Not english :D

Good luck with this lurksht.

>>737311926
I feel your pain.
-oldfag that took a break 2008-2011 and came back without my old hard drives and on mobile.

I feel so exposed.

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1/1

>>737311925
Do you have castration fetish or something?

>>737312055
/thread

>>737311925
>Also most femanons are unkempt uggos like me
Most people on most boards I picture to be the same way even though i know it isnt always like that

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>>737312092

>>737312097
4chan is filled with uggos and uggos that lost weight and learned how to dress themselves.. only to come back and post to the uggos for attention, imo.

>>737312076
Why d'ya ask? Did i make your penis into a veginer?

>>737307352
Femanon detected. Tits or GTFO

>>737309699
Get quads and i will

>>737312347
Ur l8 to even respond to the b8 m8

>>737312267
People only post pics of themselves to prove something or for (you)s
Anyhow ive gotta at least pretend i am doing my job

>>737312319
You seem like a fucking dyke.

>>737312406
Absolutely true. Good luck at work anon. I guess I should try to do the same.

>>737311719
you don't look like a girl, dude... good try tho, especially the inb4

also,´how hard it is to rotate the fucking picutre

>>737312400
CHECK EM!!! xddddddd

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>>737312462
I like women as well as men, but actually I'm engaged to a man.. like with a beard and a penis and everything. He likes the way I look but I'm well aware that our shared interests and my approval of MFF threesomes tips the balance. I mean he asked me to marry him for some reason right? Definitely not the money
>>737312525
Let me minorly doxx myself to prove a stupid point.

I am female. I'm basically a reverse trap. Its kind of cool because usually I can post pictures with face here (when appropriate) and people usually just think im underage b&.

>>737312721
>I'm engaged to a man..
>like with a beard and a penis
DUH? no shit

Doesn't prove anything, everybody can go and change the gender on their ID (with a picture of an obvious guy)

Also, how can you be fucking engaged when you're still like 15

>>737312721
wash your hands!!!!

>>737310496
kys

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>>737313078
Im at work anon. Its metal dust. I wash my hands when they force me to.
>>737313022
Well I'm 24 actually. It'd be difficult to have my facial structure at 24 as a man.

>just now realizing I could give you guys my full name and state and all you could do is send me angry letters and sign me up for spam

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>this entire thread

pic related

>>737308409
>being baited by bait

>>737313494
>being baited by bait that seems to be being baited

>>737310445
それはBaitです。

>>737311495
that's my birthday

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>>737313787
you're late fag

>>737312721
Portrait ID. Under 21

>>737313386
Your state is Florida

>>737313737
>betamax

>>737313991
Just like your mom's period

>>737314178
Note where it says "do not serve until blah blah"
I got it in 2011 when I was... 17. I don't own a car so I don't have a license. Poorfag
>>737314235
My state is Florida, my age is 24, My name is Marissa R and I live in Orlando

If anyone messages me in a relevant profile with "tits or gtfo" ill send nudes. No kidding. I want to see if my identity is on lock down.

>>737314774
>>737314774
Problem is that no one wants to see you naked

>>737314954
Haha.. yeah

Really just means i have a pass to be a shitter on here, doesnt it? Ive got nice tits but tits on a chubby girl are like abs on a skinny guy.

>>737309177
i think it differs on the person, ive been here almost 10 years and im pretty sure 4chan made me gay

and a sadist

>>737315076
Fat guys have tits too. Tits don't make the man.

>>737308242
You stupid fucking cunt do you have even the slightest idea what 4chan is about? Its not all porn and memes. 4chan is an unfiltered, almost always unchecked, view of everything humanity is drawn to and capable of. And let me tell you... We are dark, sadistic, unforgiving creatures. So welcome to 4chan! The place that will rip the last of your innocence from you and show you just how horrible (and often HILARIOUS if i may say so myself) people can truly be.

>>737308627
Kek

>>737315334
Yeah well i tried to argue with /b/ that my vagina doesn't make me a woman and they wore me down.

I'm sorry anon. Im a woman whether you'd prefer me to have a dick or not

>>737309443
you sound like some insufferable bitch i used to pretend was my friend because i liked the people she hung out with

>>737309140
I believe what you failed to say was nigger. Pussy. Type the R.

>>737315561
wew lad

>>737315482
I don't care what you are. I just don't want validation. Some things are better left alone

>>737309294
>>737309294
Yo bitch, why dont you cut off your fingers and fry them like chicken fuckin nuggets and record yourself eating them?

>>737309346
Rude?! I cant wait to see 4chan beat you down into your proper place dog. I give you two days tops.

>>737315769
Thats fine. I dont care what you think i am either

Im stilll telling the truth about those noods tho. Im out

>>737315843
But I bake chicken nuggets, I don't fry them.

>>737309699
Looks like we're about to have a an hero

>>737309778
If somebody murdered your mother and father then proceeded to rape the corpses all while you were forced to watch, would they deserve to live? No. So not everyone has a right to live.

>>737316000
Toots

>>737307352
I once stole a very large tank full of seawater and about 7 baby sharks using a small forklift and then proceeded to party with the sharks and a few friends on a beach. We lit a massive bon fire after a little while and eventually the coast guard Patrol passed us and we all darted. Later that night I saw on the local news that the tank I stole was for some new aquarium. Not a single regret there. I got to party for 6hrs with sharks on the beach and we fed them some random gulls. Not many people can say they have done something like that.

>>737310496
Assuming this isnt bait, ill show you a little kindness. Yes. This is 4chan. If you cant handle it you DO NOT belong here.