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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>737284145 Rules: >Claim

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>737284145

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>>737298194 (YouKnow)
You betcha
M8 I played souls since Demon's, whatcha got tortilla boi?
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>>737297843 YuKmow
Aint no lie you just suck~
Parry this bitch~

>>737298045 Juvia
That's fine, i should be free.
> You do too~
> so cute~
> But still, i really like it when you're warm to me..
> Keep staring~ i like it~

>>737298133 Firekeeper
> dubs
Not as bad as you thought~ ;p
yeah we'll see~
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Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>737298133 fire keeper
>dubs
Yeah i guess.
Fine fine, your absence was noticed
Ok, sort of tired and don't feel like going to work but I'm alright. How are you?
>>737298194 yuno
[X] Doubt
Dad you suck
>>737298410
Alright rad, just message me when you want to play then.
>hmph i do not!
>hmph whatever...
>i-i know...
>s-stop doing this to me...
>it feels... weird....
>
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qaDBPXdZpXM
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>>737298391
Nigga Im a veteren as well

>>737298410
Oh parry what again? Oh yeah everything~

>>737298603
Hello

>>737298651
Nigga I dun just rekt him again
#parryking
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I've basically cleared new londo ruibs and I cant start the elevator. Halp.
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hi i'm back with more anxiety and imsonia, how are you tonight guys
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>>737298410
>off by one
Guess you finally got gud, huh? Too bad I don't have DS on my PS, else I would give you a real challenge, as well as ass whooping of a lifetime~ ;p
We wil, one day~
Also, I see it started getting hot here~
>>737298651
Yaaaaaay! Senpai noticed me!
Work sucks, thankfully weekend is coming
Also, did I heard you and Hanako were planning on playing l4d2?
>>737298727
A veteran getting beaten by Hanako. And here I thought my life was a sad one.
..
..
..
I SUMMON CUTE DONUT VAMPIRE
where Shinobu at I came back :c
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>>737298790
I thought you were dead :o
Hi
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>>737298734
Did you push the big circle lever?

>>737298823
Nigga I dun parried hanako to death
#parryking
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>>737298651
Sure thing.
> Oh yes you do~
> You are though~
> Could you do it more for me...?
> Stop doing what~?
> Oh? Weird like how~?

>>737298727
yeah everything until you finally get one after 10 tries~

>>737298823
Too gud~ We'll have to get you it someday soon~ Yeah yeah thats the same thing Youknow said, and look how it's worked out for him~
~
Maybe a little~
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>>737298896
>I thought you were dead :o

i can't die. hi friend.
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>>737299017
You can die though
Hi
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>>737298727
[X] Double Doubt
That's some weak shit you got there, you must've been shopping at weak shit r us
>>737298823
Yeah yeah yeah
Both are true
And indeed. Tomorrow after i get off work
>>737298937
And don't forget tanks playground.
>hmph! Do not!
>w-whatever... s-shut up...
>i guess...
>m-making me feel weird.
>y-you know...
>that sexy butt and beautiful tits
>
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>>737298935
Sorry to break it to you but Caestus spam doesn't make you a parry king
>>737298937
~
True, tho I wish it would be a PS+ game for next month, that would be a dream cum true~
Except I don't actually suck at the game, so it will be kinda different~
A little you say~?
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>>737299114
>You can die though

yeah but not yet~.

how is the night going for you friend?
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>>737298937
10 tries my ass

>>737298988
You didnt talk to mr red kkk member on the roof of the building with the shit load of banshees?

>>737299200
Come over here and try it

>>737299212
Nigga caestus got nerfed and I still parry like a king
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>>737299319
I did. Nothing.
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>>737299200
>check
Today was a good day already
.....and I have a freaking exam tomorrow. Talk about bad luck. Have fun and show him Shrek~
>>737299319
>got nerfed
You Know (hehe) that skill matters and not the thing you parry with, right~?
Besides I parry with my Grass Crest nigga top my stamina regen I swear
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>>737299212
>sexy fire keeper tits
>>737299319
Ok
Add me on steam at yunoshopsatweakshitrus
>>737299465
That's nice
Aw too bad you'll lose that little streak you had going ~
I'll start him off slow. If you consider dark carnival on expert slow
>
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>>737299250
Tildes give me cancer uwu
Bad I just woke up -_-
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>>737299372
Exhausted his dialog?

>>737299465
>he doesn't manage his stamina
Scrub lol

>>737299644
Scared ass dont wanna face me
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I won the night! Suck it YouKnow~


>>737299200
> Dubs
I'll add it first thing tomorrow.
> Do too~
> But why, you are beautiful so why shouldn;t i say it~?
> T-thanks..
> Yeah i do know, and i like making you feel like that~
> Touch them~

>>737299212
Yeah i would, but don't worry, we'll figure something out~
Keep telling yourself that~ ;p
Well you have to start out small~

>>737299319
Oh what was that? I couldn;t hear you over the sound of me kicking your ass!~
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>>737299763
Yeah. Talked to him for a good 3 minutes.
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>>737299843
Cockly little freak, now who demolished you at a game of greatswords hmmm?

>>737299924
Okay what all did you do
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>>737299644
>check
where you looking at perv~?
......I'm gonna catch you and write here even if it means I'll fail the exam~
>dark carnival
>expert
You f0king madman with no chill and no respec for life
...I like you~
>>737299763
>advantage at field equals scrub
So how's that Dark Sword working for ya kiddo?
>>737299843
Maybe I'll get it cheap, make a build, whoop your ass and sell it at same price~
I don't need to, I know my skillz~
And only then go big~?
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>>737299961
Walked through killing everything, talked to him for a few minutes, kept explirimg and collected everything, misjudged a jump and lost 10k souls. Closest bonfire is Firelink.
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>>737300034
12 deep up your arse after I parry that sweetness

>>737300080
He gave you a key right?
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>>737299763
I already said to add me at
Yunosgameisweakasshit
>>737299843
We'll have fun trust me
>do not!
>because i told you already...
>w-well i don't!
>w-what!? No that's l-lewd
>sexy hanako pleasing herself
>
>>737300034
Those big beautiful tits
Ok I'll be waiting
>implying dark carnival is hard
Amateurs
Oh and I'll just take off and speed run the levels
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>>737298665
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>>737300135
Nope. Will try again
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>>737300231
>Yunosgameisweakasshit
Nothing pops up

>>737300244
Wait do you have the lordvessle?
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>>737300315
No, Ive only rung the first bell
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>>737300355
Dude you're at the wrong area, new londo is not til later on
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>>737300135
>admits on using dark sword
And you wonder how you lost to Hanako
Besides I won't fall for that parry-till-stamina-runs-out tactic of yours, sorry babe~
If else you'll be picking your teeth from the ground after I backstab you to Oblivion
>>737300231
...well, alright, have some more
You better be
I need to play some of it, I don't even remember the map names
>speedrunning
Why do you hate fun?
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>>737299961
Bitch please, you were the one who had to keep switching weapons, i kept the same 3 the whole time~ and my black night sword still kicked your ass more time~

>>737300034
Sorry sweetheart, by the time you finally kick my ass it';ll be worth less than half~ ;p
We'll see how those skillz stack up against the champ~
Exactly~
> That see through bra~

>>737300231
Yeah, i'm looking forward to it.
> Do too~
> Yeah yeah i know..but i can do it all i want in private right~?
> Don't lie, you like it too~
> Cmon, you know you want to~
> How about another then~
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>>737300405
Ive killed the butterfly, where do I go
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>>737300238
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>>737300315
Oh have you tried
Yunosgame?
Ah nevermind nothing poped up for that either
>>737300420
C'mon you know what pic i want
Like i have anything better to do
Dark Carnival is actually one of the easier maps.
I don't hate fun. It'll just be fun to watch him try and keep up
>>737300426
As am i
>hmph! Do not!
>i-i guess...
>but that's lewd...
>e-even better than the last
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>>737300476
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>>737300420
Nigga just try and face me

>>737300426
I mean if you wanted me to keep using the weapons that destoryed you, all you had to do is ask~

>>737300463
Go back to undead burg, you should have a basement key, go back to where you see Solaire and there will be a door to your right before crossing the bridge and getting burn to a crisp

>>737300713
Well I only have ds1 on pc anywyas, I dont have a strong computer for the moment
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H-hi anons, I was wondering if I could have a moment of your time to ask you a couple of questions?

My waifu claimed.
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>>737300426
I think I'll get the same money back, as I would only need a day to do all that~
Exactly, you'll finally face the champ and beg for forgiveness~
>I knew you like it~
>>737300713
I know exactly, but I won't give it away that cheap
Post something.. nice and you will be rewarded, a good deal is it not~?
Yeah, with your new schedule you have lots of time to spend on here
I would need to see through them, need to download it today
...you have a point, it will be fun~
>>737300816
Get me a copy on console and I'm all good to fite you burito boi
>>737300852
Eh sure why not, gimme these questions
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>>737300816
Cool. I tried club guy, I wasnt gud enough. I can do it Im just a tard.
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>>737301031
If I wasn't have huge financial problems I would have a gaming pc by now

>>737301059
Protip: kill the dogs
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>>737301031
Do you believe in our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?
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I have blown GALLONS of splooge because of her over the years!
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>>737301118
Will do. Zwei +4 gud enough?
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>>737300713
Do you have a favorite character to play as?
> You're showing it right now~
> Well, that;s good to know~
> So? I mean you want to dont you~?
> You like them that much~?

>>737300816
Yeah destroyed me for the first few minutes, until i got used to them and started kicking your ass so you had to get a new one~
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>>737301165
You said pints last night, fucker.
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>>737301184
If you want ez mode, rush up the stairs soon as you go in, kill doggies and drop attack on goat man
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>>737301229
You couldnt even touch me when I use the wolf greatsword~
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Mike Wazowski
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1/2
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>>737301031
It would take you weeks just to even begin to put up a fight~
Oh i already faced the supposed "champ", and whooped his sweet ass all over the place~
> Always do~
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>>737300816
Excuses
Buy them at weak shit r us too?
>>737301031
I guess that's fair. I'll give you a little something
>
Indeed. Plus I'm not working as many hours anymore. Summer has it's perks
Do it. Don't forget the mods
Oh it will be... for me
>>737301229
Coach! The Man's a one man cheeseburger apocalypse. You?
>i am not!
>you better not try anything...
>y-yeah...
>yes... Especially that one...
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>>737301193
Going to go to sleep.
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>>737301118
Well then we would have to wait then
But I'll remember about that fight you won't get away that easily
>>737301159
Non nobis, Donime, brother.
>>737301378
Now you're just being cocky, sweetie~
Beating an imposter doesn't count for nothig, sorry~
>
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>>737301468
You'll be eating your words when I get my pc boi
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>>737301468
Now we're talking~
>here you go
True that
Don't worry, they're the first thing I do before I even boot up the game
Have lots of fun there~
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>>737301193
>>737301494
Stop erping
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>>737301523
Getting that at weak shit r us too?
They have a sale going on for vip members like you?
>>737301612
>beautiful fire keeper tits
Good good.
Oh i will. Not sure about you know who though
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Good night thread

>>737301612
We'll see about that

>>737301704
Keep up that barking boi
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>>737301280
Which one was that, the one where i kept backstabbing you after you exhausted all your stamina after 2 swings~?

>>737301468
I only played with nick so far.
> Yes you are, my little tsundere~
> What do you mean?
> Then go ahead, feel them, squeeze them~
> It's your favorite after all~
> Wew that butt.

>>737301518
Weeeell when you're as good as me it comes naturally~
Is that so, well i guess i'll just have to beat you to claim my rightful title as champ~
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>>737301240
My bowels await your tongue, my autistic Lord!
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>>737301741
Nighty night Yuno
Keep up that weak shit pussi
>>737301831
What the l4d1 characters?
>hmph I'm not your tsundere!
>you know what i mean
>o-ok
>squeez
>it is...
>you perv
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>>737301741
They trapped me in a fucking wall
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>>737301704
>beautiful Juvia butt
Besides what fun it be without Zoidbergs and some random anime characters as teammates
Eh, who cares~?
He'll be busy fighting Shreks and Zoidbergs anyway~
>>737301741
I'll be waiting
Goodnight taco
>>737301831
Oh it sure does, teach me senpai~
I'll be waiting in the arena boi, and don't forget to change your diapers before fight~
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>>737301741
Goodnight Scrub~ ;p


>>737302037
haven;t played l4d1 yet but from what i've seen i like Louis a lot.
> Now now, no need to be shy about it~
> I kinda don't actually...
> See, that wasn;t so hard~ It feels like forever since you squeezed them~
> And this one too~
> What, i was just admiring such a perfect beautiful butt~
> I want to lick that umbrella after~

>>737302307
Oh i'll teach you a few things all right~~
I'll see you there, and sorry i'm saving those for BB~ Oh i mailed you some lube, you're gonna need it~
> Just bright enough to see the good bits~
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>>737302307
>perv
Actually for me coach and Rochelle are communists and Ellis has miia from monster musume on his shirt. Don't forget the macho man tank mod where instead of rocks he throws slim jims. Pair it with the pillar men theme for the music and you're set
Getting killed by shrek and zoidbergs
>>737302562
Well some maps in 2 use l4d1 characters so that's why i ask
>I'm not shy it's the truth!
>don't be stupid is what i mean...
>w-well I'm glad you like it...
>still a perv
>perv 2x
>oh my... that's so... dirty...
>
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>>737302562
Like "How to get rekt 101"?~~
Oh, right, you'll need then more there~
Thank you sweetie, but how will you fight me and Midir without every bit of lube in the state~?
>that's what's great about it~
>>737302939
>nah
These are some good ideas, and I haven't heard about that macho man tank mod, I need to browse through the mods today. Also, "Just do it" remix when you're the last person alive is really cool
The best way to die
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Capra demon can officially eat a dick. Who cares about running to the stairs when I can just bumrush him.
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>>737303360
Capra's pretty easy if you play with Zwei
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>>737303188
>yes
Oh they're great
I also like the hank hill loser speech when you die
Possibly yes.
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>>737303470
Oh I have a +4 zwei.
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>>737302939
Ahh. Well i've actually only played like one map so far lol.
> Is it though~?
> Alright i'll try to refrain myself from being stupid..
> I did~ Do you?
> Always a perv~
> I know~ You'll let me right~?
> Such a cute face.
Post the one with the sexy black panties please~

>>737303188
>dubs
Ahh i see you're quite familiar with that class~
Exactly, so i'll set those aside for later~
Well i may have had to special order some in bulk from Japan~
> Post the one where she's pleasing herself, i forgot to save it the other day and i need it for some...research~

>>737303360
One the dogs are dead it's just a matter of rolling.
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>>737303626
I 4 hit him.

>Rory-sama
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>>737303626
Don't worry we'll play through plenty of them tomorrow
>it is!
>you better...
>y-yes...
>I-i guess
>s-shut up...
This one?
>
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>>737303491
>u
I'll look into them later
There is one? I need it on my list. I got "We are the champions" when you complete the campaign.
Not possibly, definitely
>>737303565
Best weapon in the game. If you don't plan on going 40/40 in str/dex infuse the Zwei with fire and then chaos, you won't regret it
>>737303626
Yup, went through and through with it~
Or just get yourself another pack~
Yeah, that might be a great idea, you'll be all ser for the fights~
>research, huh~?
>well.... Here you go sweetie~
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>>737304206
What is giantdad
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>>737304320
A legend sweetie, a legend
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>>737303696
Damn 4 hits? I didn;t know the Zwei was that stronk.

>>737303977
>dubs
Alright sounds great. Any other mods i should get?
> Hmmm i can't shake the feeling that it isn't~
> Can you be a bit more specific on "stupid"..?
> I'm glad to hear that..feel free to do it as much as you like~
> G-good, thanks~
> but it was~
Yeah that's it, it's one of my favorites.

>>737304206
And i'm sure you'll put that knowledge to good use~
But they are so expeeeensive~
It is, that way you wont even need to bring your own, i'll just give you some of mine~
> Well i suppose cooking might be a bit more accurate, as i need it to help me make some sauce~
> Ahh yes, it's so good~ Thank you sweetheart~
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>>737304579
>didn't know zwei was that stronk
You underestimate its power sweetie~
Oh I'll be sure to honey~
I'll send you some with that present next year~
How generous of you sweetie, I'll be sure to repay you kindly~
>ah, the ever-lasting search for sauce is on, huh~?
>no problem sweetheart, now keep posting the good stuff~
>>737304584
I hope you already got Havel's & Favor ring
wt r u, casul?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNCd_ERZvZM&index=35&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV
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>>737305492
who is this dog and why does she look like she's a massive bitch?
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>>737305246
Maybe, but i think i'll stick with my silver/black knight swords~
> also why the fuck would DS3 have the black knight sword but not the silver. Thanks Miyazaki you prick.
I look forward to seeing what you've learned sweetheart~
Hell i'll need them now as i wait for you to finish it~ ;p
Oh it's nothing at all, but i'll gladly accept~
> Well now that you've so kindly given me a "recipe", i've got everything i need to make some~
> Sure thing~
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This is a lewd as fuck thread.
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>>737305246
I am a casul that 3 hit someone who invaded with armor if thorns. Where the fuck is the depths bonfire.
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>>737305708
The bonfire is up your ass and around the corner
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>>737305708
>Rory is yandere
Confirmed shittiest waifu
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>>737305708
Hi Rory. How are you?

>>737305774
Hello Galko. I've been seeing you a lot lately.

>>737305603
She is Georgette from Oliver and Company.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9wualcJuE4&index=40&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV

Sure is slow right now...
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They call me the Kancho Bancho
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Alright I'm going to bed now
>nighty night everyone
>>737304206
Indeed. I have a few more but I'll have to check them
>>737304579
Not specifically just what ever ones you like
>it is!
>you know exactly what i mean!
T-thanks...
W-whatever...
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>>737306136
Good night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOX17Oueug&index=18&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV
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>>737306136
Alright i'll check around.
> Is not~
> well kinda~
Goodnight Juvia, see you tomorrow.
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Give me something to do while I wait for episode 2 to download
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>>737305666
>calm down satan
Well then, hope you stacked up on poise, because else you get a one way ticket to Oblivion~
>I also thought about that. You get silver knights, you get their armor but not the weapons, bullshit simulator
Then grab some popcorn and prepare for a show honey~
Then you'll wait another month or two~ ;p
I know, you always do~
>go ahead and enjoy it~
>that's sexy and cute... Just as I like it~
Also, sorry so soon but I kinda have to go... Sorry swetie...
I hope to see you tomorrow, goodnight honey, sleep tight~
>also, one more before I leave~
>>737305708
When you kill the butchers go down the corridor, down the stairs, turn right and watch your head, and the end of the corridor there's a door. If you got the Master Key you can open it, if not you need to find it as I don't remember how you get it.
>>737306136
Goodnight Juvia, sleep tight~
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>>737306569
Why not listen to music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
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>>737306788
Because I'm using my data and if I listen to music it'll make my data slow down
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My team lead is straight up making me want to die.
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>>737306756
If Ds3 taught me anything, it's that poise is for suckers~
> That was a serious blow to me.
Oh i will~
Yeah that's IF you can pull you lazy butt away from BB long enough~ ;p
~
Believe me i will~
> Me too~
It's ok, go do your stuff sweetheart.
Same here honey, goodnight~
> Wew~
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>>737307070
Do it!!!!
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>>737307064
Episode 2 of what show?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXsRoyFRQE
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>>737305836
Im fine.
>>737306756
I found the key. Gaping Dragob pushed my shit in.
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>>737307182
Please Tell Me! Galko-chan.
Its the show my waifu is from
>>737307241
How stronk is Rory's butt?
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>>737307310
Is it about her in high school with friends? Like Tomoko's show. I don't remember that one's name.

I have only seen Death Note or whatever is on Netflix. My palette isn't very refined in Anime.

>>737307241
Nice!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_DkEJMJbU
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good morning
>Yui claimed
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>tfw you miss your twin
>>737307799
Hello
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>>737307799
Hi
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>>737307494
Basically. They also talk about gross stuff that normally not a subject in anime. Like tampons, bushy ass-hair, if the size of ones eyebrows affect the thickness of their pubic hair, etc
>>737307799
Can Yui's butt break a boy's finger
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>>737307909
>>737307959
hello you two :)
>>737307981
well, it's never broken mine, before
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>>737307799
Hi there and welcome back to the real world.

You have my condolences.

>>737307981
Oh I see. I like anime and I want to get into it more.

I was watching Attack on Titan and I was incredibly impressed with the adult themes. At first glance it's crazy shit about giants attacking a city but as you get into it it has deep themes about politics, war, and child soldiers. It's insane how they can take such a ridiculous premise and then put it in the real world like that. Japanese artists are the best in my opinion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nOGy52xygY
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Claim

>>737308092
Hi
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>>737307981
That sounds pretty entertaining. I missed that last part lol
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>>737308092
When Galko was a kid, a boy tried Kancho on her and his finger broke
>>737308097
I don't like SnK. You should try reading mango on Batoto. Tbh Oshiete! Galko-chan teaches boys about girls bodies I guess.
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>>737308256
Hi nothing
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>>737308573
Hi something
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>>737306756
Also, just got Havels.
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>>737308097
I recommend this to everyone who asks on thread but watch Erased if you want a good anime, or 3-Gatsu no Lion.
>>737308256
what're you up to?
>>737308535
she must have been doing a ton of squats, then.
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>>737308535
I can't even into manga lol. Too confusing, so I have to stick to anime.

I'm not really into fanservice animes although there's nothing wrong with them. Kind of prefer canine company so I just can't get into them. Unless the main characters are dogs. Lol

>>737308977
Wow looks really good. Thank you for the suggestion. Any idea where to download it safely without viruses or copyright letters?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LOmFBBq4T0&list=RDbr517ctCUCE&index=24
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>>737308977
Nothing really, i just woke up
What are you doing?
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>>737309144
My favorite manga-ka loves to kill off dogs and there was a dog who was a main character in one part.
He's a spaghetaboo as well.
As to where to download it, check nyaa.si
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>>737309340
That sounds horrible. I hate violence against dogs.

Okay I will search for Erased on nyaa.si

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqJDbe9A36c&index=35&list=RDbr517ctCUCE
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>>737309144
nyaa si is the site I've been using for around a year and a half, no viruses or copyrights. The thing is though, nyaa doesn't have many seeders after an incident with the main server in May. If nyaa doesn't work for you, try Horrible Subs, I use them as well, and no viruses or copyright letters yet.
>>737309266
just finished an episode of anime.
do you like talking to me?
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>>737309986
If i didn't like it then why would i say hi to you when you post?
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>>737309654
The bad guys are the one who kill the dogs but they're usually killed after. But it is my favorite series. There's also a guy who is named after the Italian word for cookies too
>>737309986
Horriblesubs is what I used for my waifus anime
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hey cutes
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>>737309986
Thanks! And thanks to Galko too. They cut my internet off for piracy lol. I don't need them to do it again.

>>737310292
That's good, at least there's justice. So his name's Biscotti?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAeybdD5UoQ&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV&index=11
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hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
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>>737310427
>>737310687
Hi how are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXLL46xkdlY
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>>737310687
You don't love me
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>>737310739
I'm ok how are you pupprr :3
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>>737310739
hello dog person! I'm doing okay, how are you?
>>737310921
I love you even more today than I did yesterday, and it's gonna keep growing <3
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-yawns and looks around the thread to make sure everything is safe before wandering out.-
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>>737311187
It isn't safe
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>>737310955
I am fine Kumi. How was your day today? Or night? Whatever time zone you're in.

>>737310986
Hey there. You seem like you're in a REALLY good mood. That's great!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfBQXa6iTP8&index=8&list=PLoeAxTge2l08ZAdZTTTRQzWHUAXpA34HV
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>>737310184
idk, I'm just making sure. I'm happy to see that you like talk to me though :)
>>737310292
horriblesubs is what I use for a majority of the anime i get now, since nyaa got put on life support back in may.
>>737310456
tbh i'd recommend horriblesubs more, there will be more seeders, faster downloads, what not.
keep in mind though, torrenting/piracy is different depending on your internet service provider. some may not care that you're torrenting, but some may pass that information along to the authorities.
>>737310687
hello :)
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>>737311187
listen to mister Duke, it's never safe!
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>>737311213
D: -hides behind the potted plant, which isn't very good hiding at all-
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>>737311322
;.; -squeaks pitifully, just wanted to serve tea to the thread-
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>>737311300
Yeah I learned firsthand my ISP is a bunch of corporate Gestapo working for The People's United Republic of Viacom.

Thanks for the tip about horriblesubs. Thank god I have a VPN.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn3F1gt71QA&index=2&list=RDhfBQXa6iTP8
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>>737311268
It's 8:45am here and I just woke up about half an hour ago (: glad you're doing well. What time is it where you are?
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>>737310986
Prove it
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>>737311300
Do you like talking to me?
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>>737311725
9:45 here. I didn't sleep last night and it's hot. I might go for a walk, take a shower, then sit inside with the A/C.

I don't like the heat at all. It's so humid here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESXgJ9-H-2U
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H-Hey everyone im back.
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>>737311519
:) good luck with horriblesubs, and i hope you enjoy the anime!
>>737311770
yeah, i do. it's just that some anon who i never talked to before said he doesn't like me, so I kind of wondered if I'm just not very good with talking to people. I like talking to you though, no worries there :)
>>737311899
hello taiga!
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>>737311959
Thank you so much. Do you happen to know of any other sites which aren't only anime? I'm also looking for good movies but I haven't torrented in a long long time.

I bookmarked both horriblesubs and nyaa.

>>737311899
Hi there. What should I call you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIJ5XvZeb-k
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>>737311959
That's not what he said at all you retard
He said you were too desperate for attention. Fucking read
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>>737312184
Why so rude?? That's not nice just chill out bro
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>>737312184
-slowly wanders out from behind the plant and scurries over to the kitchen-
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>>737312126
TPB is the only site I go to for anything besides anime, but that isn't very trustworthy..
>>737312184
>pic related
he said he didn't like me, and called me desperate for a (you) when I asked him why he didn't like me, which I reiterated after. You fucking moron.
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>>737312704
>replies to him twice
>says that's why he doesn't like you and gives you a (You) that you're desperate for
Looks to me like he's talking about your desperation to be noticed
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>>737311959
yui cute
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>>737312704
>>737312778
Sorry, twice in one thread, a third in the following thread where he then made that reply
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>>737312778
samefag detected
amazing to think that someone gets so butthurt over being asked why they don't like someone. grow the fuck up.
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>>737313125
>samefag detected
Or I just don't leave. Which is probably more embarrassing than being a samefag
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>>737301229
well that's one hell of a study date
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>>737312255
it's probably the same anon that I was talking about earlier; see >>737313125
>>737312778
>>737313177
understandable have a nice day
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>>737313307
stop
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>>737311899
Hi

>>737311959
Someone who i've never talked to said he hates me or something before
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>>737313390
Better watch out, anon. They might think you're me
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>>737313307
Yui is a cute baka!
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>>737313177
even on the off chance it isn't a samefag it makes no sense to ignore someone when they're "desperate for attention". would have been a lot funnier if you'd just btfo jui the first time he replied to you.
sounds to me like you got trolled.
>>
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>>737313600
>sharing an opinion
>offchance it isn't a samefag
Nice bait. It's delicious
And why would I feed someone the attention they desperately want when they're already getting it from 5 other people?
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>>737313774
>>737313774
>>737313774
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>>737313396
r.i.p.
What're you up to?
>>737313552
Especially when subjected to jack-tier trolling by people who've never spoken to me before lol

>jui
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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