Femanons...who are you irl? why are you here? Let's

Who am i?

Just an average girl i guess?
Its an odd question really....

Im here because i like gore mainly...not in an edgey way...i just think the billion ways we can die is fascinating.
I guess i consider my humor dark so its just nice to be part of a community where you feel you blend into.

>>737290802

Are your tits fat?

>>737290802
say an anti-humor joke gore freak

>>737290916
Im a C36 i consider them pretty much in the middle. Not too small not too big.

>>737290921
Something something pizza something jews and dead babies

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>>737291082
Well your humor is on par with a woman.

>>737290802
I guess it's an odd question, but I just ask because I've known a ton of off-beat or weird girls in my day. I can't say that I could spot a femanon on the street, or even a potential one. I was curious how close they are to the anon stereotype, or if they are a different breed al together.

>>737290802
Are you fascinated by death because you've never seen it in person, or because you have?

Do you ever feel like an outcast outside of shitty anonymous message board sites?

>>737291486
>implying im trying

Forced humor is never good humor

This is how I picture the average femanon. 22 years old, works in a liquor store. Kinda dumpy body, wear rick and morty shirts with a flannel over it. Tried to play D&D once with some dudes, but quit after the first session because everyone smelled. Lacks self-esteem and dates abusive low IQ men because she was molested by her father. Also like MLP and spreads nutella on everything.

>>737291511
On the physical outside i look very normal. In fact im sure plenty would say "why is a girl like you on here????"
I have a decent social life and friends.

Though i know im kind of odd.
I guess people would say im a bitch though i dont try to be.
I have a pretty severe bitch face most of the time and im the kind of person to call you a faggot if your acting like one, im the person who will tell you the truth in possibly the most meanest way ever (as stated by a coworker).
I hate people with a passion, my dream job would be locked in a room by myself just licking stamps all day or somethin.
I get worn out by social interactions. I love my friends but luckily the friends i have also like their alone time as well.

I guess thats who i am

I like to watch. There's a lot of porn and Gore here, its just interesting to look at stuff that's considered taboo. It's not a fetish or anything.
>15 y/o normie

>>737292007
raus

>>737290802
so edgy it hurts holy shit

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>>737292006
So an introverted misanthrope curmudgeon. You must be really fun at parties.

>>737291531
Ive seen animals die but thats about it...i really wish i understood why i like it so much. My bfs last birthday present to me was a trip to the museum of death and i was in there for hours looking at every little thing.
I think i find a sense of peace when i think of death so many thats why i like it.


And as a kid i was most certainly an.outcast...in middle school i used to be called the girl from the ring because i had long hair covering my face and just a general creepy vibe about me i guess.
Once i left school kids made up a rumor that i left because my grandma threw holy water on me and it burned me lol.


I still feel like that little girl inside sometimes but as i aged ive learned to appear more like a functioning member of society

>>737292356
k I have to see this now. Post pics

I guess I'm pretty normal. Externally I'm sort of above average - higher intelligence, lots of friends, well-paying job. I don't really fit the one anon's description of the average femanon, but my sense of humor matches the typical 4chan humor pretty well. I'm just a normal girl who likes to call people faggot.

>>737292344
Lol well i drink to become an extrovert haha.
Im actually very fun at parties as long as i have a bottle of johnnie in my hand.

I know its gonna sound like a very typical hoe thing to say but all my life most of my friends have been dudes. Even as a little kid i had no girls to play with. Though i used to beat up the boys and make them play barbies with me when they would say no.

A lot of guys have said that im like a dude with titties to them.
I guess some probably find me attractive while some probably just really consider me a bro

>>737292615
Pics of me as a kid?
Gosh i dont even have those really

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>>737289754

Man-tits or GTFO!

>>737292356
Hm. Thanks for the story.

pretty much the same as a regular anon. however, i've learned not to mention the fact that i'm a femanon because either 1) nobody will believe and actual human female goes on this website or 2) tits or gtfo

>>737292678

There is no normal white girl. You are all fucking nuts.

>You all talk too much
>Muh anxiety
>Muh depression
>Muh figure
>Muh MDMA totally need cos
>Muh anxiety

Trash. All of you.

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>>737292006
tits and timestamp, if you are a girl and a regular then you more than know the rules whore

>>737292948
>assume i have anxiety
>assume i have body image issues
>assume i'm white
>deny the fact that i could just be a normal person

I always presume that femanon is always Hillary Clinton.

>>737292903
That unwritten rule exists because needy women would derail every other thread by camwhoring. It helps to minimize it.

>>737293088

>Women
>Normal
>Person

Oh sorry it's 2017, your probably also known as Dave and have no pro nouns

>Trash

>>737293005
Yea i know the "rules" ive literally never cared about those lol.

A rule is something that you have to follow or there is some form of punishment.

Your "rule" however has no punishment...me not showing tits isnt gonna b& me or anything....therefore you rule is not a rule to me

>>737293251
She's got you there, Autism Boner

>>737293251
Also, the rule is for attention whores.

You.are just participating in a thread that was calling out femanons.

That's a pass in my book. You should show your tits anyway though.

>>737293251

>Too many words

Yeah we get it, strong, independent white woman.

>Shhh

>>737293236
dude, are you baiting me?

i get that bitches be crazy and all and i'm not excluded by any means but damn you are really grasping at straws for something to criticize

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>>737292948

Jesus man, where the fuck to you go to meet white girls?

>You all talk too much
Some do, sure but all? No.
>Muh anxiety
Alright, pretty spot on.
>Muh depression
Nope, none that I've met.
>Muh figure
So, you prefer she not care how she looks?
>Muh MDMA totally need cos
Wat? Seriously, what the fuck makes you think this?

You sir, are and idiot.

Well, I always tell other girls tits or GTFO if that's any indication of who I am. I don't even care to see them. I just want to be a dick.

I consider myself to be pretty normal i just have a morbid curiosity towards death and gore i also like to look at funny and absurd images.

I am 23 years, I work full time at a job i love, i have a loving BF of 4 years and counting, i spoil my pets, i live in a smallish rural town but have traveled extensively since i finished school and i like to socialize.

4Chan is just a time killer for me, sometimes i may contribute to the Drawthreads but that's it.

>>737293251
The punishment is that nothing you post is taken seriously, or really even read. There are considerably fewer actual female camwhores than attention whores. It's a very good mitigation strategy so the board actually has any content besides dorks fawning over supposed females. Obviously, the rule does not pertain to this thread because being a female 4chan user is literally what it is about.

>>737293393
Hell even if i did make a thread to preach about being a girl i still wouldnt care about the "rule" honestly.

>>737293410
>too many words
Tgats very sad and says a lot about your level of comprehension if you think that was a lot of words lol.

Also yea im white but far from independent. I can hardly wipe my ass by myself.

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>>737293609

Tits or GTFO!

>>737293609
shut the fuck up Rachel

i'm a 30 year old hentai game developer from hong kong, I have become extremely isolated because i have to hide my lifestyle and how i make money.

>>737293655
>I can hardly wipe my ass by myself

Is that because you are fat and can't reach it?

>>737293251
to be honest, i think tits or gtfo is just a way to weed out girls looking for attention. it's easy to just ignore it.

>>737289754
I hate people, I like being raped, I come here to make anons kill themselves and see how much info about myself I can drop and still not get raped by you faggots.

>>737293747
From who? Your family? Fuck that, just be yourself. If you like who you are, keep people around you that do too, and fuck the rest.

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>>737293802

>>737292356
I've been In the museum of death. Sup, LA hoe.

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>>737290802


Are you a femanon version of me? Is this real life?

>>737293652
>The punishment is that nothing you post is taken seriously, or really even read


Lmfao you believe that??

Ive posted for years and have had that "rule" screamed at me millions of times and i say no and just keep chatting.. there are always anons that are still talking to
Me after lol
Man i cant believe you think an anon has the ability to shut his mouth and just ignore a femanon who just said "no" to his stupid rule lol

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>>737293815
>I come here to make anons kill themselves and see how much info about myself I can drop and still not get raped by you faggots.

I'm pretty normal. I just like pepe and calling people faggot. So, the same as everybody else here.

>>737293789
Oh good one i set myself up for that.

I dont even have a witty comeback lined up lol

>>737292948
Triggered because they're not traps?

>>737293848
my family would disown me, i would be viewed on par with a prostitute.

>>737293973
post your butt. I bet you have dimples on them

>>737293802
Basically...just to see which whores are dumb enough to show their tits because a fucking loser online said to lol.

>>737293973
I was genuinely asking tbh.

Post your dirty pooper

>>737292007
Is Highschool today filled with feminists and beta males now? I graduated in 2013. So idk if things changed

>>737293892
I've counted 4 femanon posts so far that started with a version of "I'm normal"
I'd figure most anons would self identify as anything but. I wonder if these girls are as normal as they think they are, or if femanons are really more "normal" than anons for some reason. If so, then why?

the only really negative thing about being a femanon is the stereotype placed on me as a lady here. I like to stay away from modern feminism because it doesn't really benefit anybody, but at the same time it's frustrating that because I'm a girl there are so many prejudices toward me. Like, chill, we're all here for the same reason.

>>737293857
Sup anon!
Yes i am indeed from the L.A county.

The M.O.D is literally the best place ive ever been to

>>737293485

There is everything to criticize. I don't know you but someone, somewhere is propping your useless ass up. Stop being shit, there is nothing wrong with you

>>737293533

I'm an idiot, you got me. I'll hold my hand up to it though. Won't duck n dive and blame it on everyone else

>>737293655

>Also yea im white but far from independent. I can hardly wipe my ass by myself.

Alot of what you said before just wasn't necessary. Neither was that.

Your all picking shit with me for the attention.

>Every white girl ever

Way to shit your pants btw

>>737293533
look at this white knighting ass bitch boy

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>>737293882
Well we know you like TNG, so you're at least 30. When I find you, I'm making it slow.

>>737294131
you exist for the sole purpose of reproducing and cooking. all women are, that's how it is.

Well, this might be turning into an attention whore thread now. I'm out. Have fun, retards.

>>737294034
No i dont really. I got two on my lower back though!

>>737293088
Are u Hispanic or asian?

I'm pretty normal. my dad died young and I did some fucked up shit like making my dog lick my pussy after school before mom got home each day but I got better as I got older.

now I'm 22 and I'm mostly into shota, made some good money rare pepe trading during the boom so I can devote my time to hobbies

>>737294084
Oh well no im not fat lol
Also my butthole is clean. It was just a turn of phrase on my part

>>737294107
i'm a femanon, and when i call myself normal it's by female standards. bitches be crazy, but women tend to be better at socializing and hiding how weird we actually are. we're all neets on the inside, that's why i come here: so i can be weird without judgement because everyone else is similar to me.

>>737294251
I think I know you...

>>737293741
Kek

>>737293747
How is hentai gaming bad? Is it just anime games or anime porn games?

>>737294242
This is the annoying part. This thread was created for the purpose of femanons talking about why we're here, yet when we talk about it we're attention whores.

>>737294107
Well the thing is i think its kinda cringey to say

"Yea i like to avoid the sun at all costs and i like to think about how above my IQ is from the fucking plebs im forced to be around"

Just that kinda shit sounds weird to say out loud.
I think myself and other girls are used to just pretending to be normal functioning women. Where as guys find more pride in being the "weirdo"

>>737294148
I was there during the G.G Allins tribute. They had all his original crap there. That museum is pretty crazy, I loved the black dahlia exhibit.

>>737294447
Because she is from the the land of the rising ching chong, where if you dishonor your family you have to commit sudoku.

I work in a nuclear fabrication shop, before that I was a plumber/pipefitter. I play video games, read comics, read books, play mtg, play warhammer, bike, backpack, and draw/paint. I was in an abusive marriage for eight years. Left. Started dating a really nice guy who is also going through the divorce process. Mostly I work and hang out with him right now. I come here because it makes me laugh sometimes, but mostly it's habit. Started browsing in 2005 and left a couple times...but I always come back to this place eventually.

>>737294356
Doubtful. Back dimples are not a rare thing amongst women anon lol

>>737294495
this is completely true. it's easier to just pretend to be normal instead of being outright weird.

>>737294473

The purpose of this thread was to lure you to the surface so guys can abuse/hit on you/manipulate you into being a div

Like the hopeless tosser you are, you fell for it. Keep slugging on that attention though.

I'm 30, white, married, overweight but carry it pretty well. My husband supports us while I take care of finances and everything else at the house. The only reason I stay with him is because he makes good money and I have really bad anxiety. Otherwise I'd go get a job myself and leave him. He makes me suck his dick almost every day, it's at least 5 times per week. The only other thing that's good about him is that he can make me cum repeatedly, better than anyone I've been with. It's not like he has a big dick either, it's only 6"x4". I've cheated on him over 10 times just to get an emotional connection but when it gets to the sex nothing compares. I even tried a BBC but it just hurt and ripped me open. That's when I started giving him BJs and he never wanted my pussy.

>>737293747
Post link to your game.

>>737294502
I was infatuated with the serial killer room. I was there just reading all the letters they had handwritten

>>737294103
>graduated in 2013
>things have changed

It's only like 3 years buddy, and you are a beta male.

>>737294603
I know everyone thinks they know everyone everytime certain coincidences pop up but...
does your name start with j?

>>737294722
Nope my name begins with a B

>>737294603
hmmm I'm still going to beat my stick to this....

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>>737294682

>>737294682
30.
you're really old I

>>737294703
Oh yeah that section was damn interesting. All their paintings too. Also there's that decapitated head in a jar.

>>737294789
Beth?

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>>737294708
Literally u fucking faggot. The PC culture wasnt as bad as it was 4 yrs ago. Also shit like 100 genders and all this feminism wasn't that big in 2013. So things have changed u dumb whore. I'm gonna fo Elliot rodger on your ass

>>737294889
Oh yea the execution room was good too.

Ugh i wanna go back to bad.
I felt like my bf was getting bored so i felt like i had to kinda rush through it.

>>737295001
Ew no lol

>>737295083
Bertha?

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>Pic related: This thread
>Hair color/length: interchangeable
>tfw still coming back to half chan

>>737295001

Fuck off you cringe worthy idiot, the desperation is unreal.

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>>737294204

You used the phrase "white knighting" with all the skill of a chimpanzee giving a lecture on quantum physics. Would you like me to have a four year old explain internet white knights to you?

>>737295083
Fuck it, I tried. REP LA DOE.

>>737294789
shut the fuck up becky

>>737295226
LEMME SMASH

>>737293863
Sauce?

>>737295131
Cmon thats even worse and you know it

>>737295226
Fuck no. Fuck becky. I hate that fucking name

>>737295266
nice dubs lil lady

>>737295304
get out of here balthazar

>>737295304
you're white right? is it uhhhhh Brenda

>>737289754
I know replying to this is attention whorish

Because it's 4:45 AM I have insomnia and nothing better to do (also currently a neet)

>>737295304
or becca or uhh brianna

>>737295059
What's stopping you from going? I think it's $15. Kill your bf and maybe they'll feature him in there.

>>737295367
Fuck you got me lol

>>737295371
Yep im white and no but youre getting closer

>>737295449
alright breanna or brendalin

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>>737295308
I'm not a woman, but thank you.

>>737295506
hmmmm how can I know for sure?

>>737295449
Bianca

>>737295435
Nooope

>>737295441
Im not exactly next door to it...im about a 20 minute drive away. Which is too far for me really.
Also i kinda like my bf so id rather not

>>737291661
kek

>>737295563
Im a call you Becky because you hate it and this game is too hard.

>>737295502
Nope...there is no brenda to it but ive had people just confise my name for brenda before

>>737295559
Brenna?

>>737295559
Noo

>>737289754
I've been here for 8 or so years, I first came here during a year where, due to health issues, I was more or less confined indoors and spent the majority of my time online. I stay for some of the porn threads, the comfy and occasional architecture/scenery threads, and the fluffy threads. It's been interesting to watch the rise of traps and cuck shit, the former is alright I guess but I really wish the latter would die already, guys are insecure enough as it is.

>>737295654
Lol thats a good way to get under my skin so good job anon.


Ill just give a huge hint here then.

My name was featured on the GOTG2 soundtrack

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>>737295552
Last time I posted face, your site went down.

>>737295563
I'm about the same distance from the place. Plan a day to go. I haven't been there in a good while, should have some new stuff. There's actually some cool shit around Burbank. They have spooky shops, I believe the shops there know the owners of the museum.

>>737295678
breanda. That's my final answer Becky
>>737295725
are you fat?
>>737295758
ayyy lmoa

>>737295754
brandy

>>737295758
>your site went down.
I very much doubt you posting face took down fluttershytrade.com, its built to handle some very heavy traffic

>>737295832
Yea id like to venture out more...i wamna go on like a haunted tour or something. not the queen mary though...it seems boring

>>737295887
Yay finally! Good job

>>737293005
I am old.

I grew up in Phoenix

That pic is Edmus Scarey

Holy shit. My awful childhood.

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dick or gtfo

I'm a hooker. Well, it's "escort" but the point still is the same. I'm here because I'm a moral masochist and enjoy seeing how philistine most people are. Some are so dim, I get second-hand embarrassment. And silently thank myself for the fact that none of my closest people are like that.

You wouldn't believe what kind of shit I've heard johns say... O.o

I guess I do feel "above" certain persons, but then again... I'm not poor, jobless, have my own car, house, etc. My closest people are loyal. I don't loathe myself. I'm just a regular human being.

Also, I'm horribly racist and do not support religion. I'm not from an English-speaking country, so we have much lower retard levels overall. There's that.

>>737295968
you'll always be Becky to me, Brenda.

>>737295918
There's this sort of SAW style event called The Basement in LA. You should look it up. I recommend you going around Burbank, they have cool Halloween shops and freak show vintage shops/ art shops. I went to an art show and got choked by Angus Oblong, he was drunk and had clown makeup.

>>737295449
Becca

>>737295850
I was very overweight when I was young, due to my parents believing a "balanced meal" meant having equally portions of shitty, fatty meat, buttered or cheese covered starch and sugary dessert washed down by soda. After I moved out and took control of my own life and health I slimmed down and thankfully avoided the beetus.

>>737296126
>You wouldn't believe what kind of shit I've heard johns say... O.o

And nobody fucking cares.

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>>737296146
Noooooo

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>>737296126
>You wouldn't believe what kind of shit I've heard johns say... O.o
Like what? Give as many examples and details as possible.

>>737296126
you're a hooker, you're not a people silly.

>>737296251
It's worth jack shit, there's no money attached

>>737296196
wew, but your butt is squishy?

>>737296203
ahhhhhhhhh classic Becky

>>737296317
Like... They often try to be sarcastic, but end up looking like retards because they really have nothing to say.

I'm here to be a steam whore obviously why pay for games when you have white knights lmao
also for the loli threads

>>737296415
Why go earn your own money and be a decent person that has some respect, right?

>>737296405
How often do they lose their boners? I've lost my last mine with the last 2 hookers I was with, but they were gross because I'm cheap and I was on a mild amount of pills at the time.

>>737296405
>Like... They often try to be sarcastic, but end up looking like retards because they really have nothing to say.

Like you?

Take off your clothes and show us your fucking lady parts. Come on show us your only interesting bits since you have no fucking personality at all.

It's 4chan you dumb slut, what do you have to lose?

Im here for a ylyl addiction and cringe
I get news here too lol
And for 10/10 threads to know what to do with my hair and makeup yeah that

>>737296574
I've never had that trouble with clients, but then again, I have a strict personal hygiene and don't do drugs, I'm on the expensive end in my country. I'm mostly working with returning regulars, it might also contribute. I have an age limit of 25-50, so no grampas pn Viagra either.
Pills might have exaggerated your issue.

> be me
> meet Becky on a chinese basket weaving forum.
> not an annoying woman
> legit intrigued by this because most women are nagging bitches
>-mfw decent lady
I have to kidnap you Becky or at least murder your bf.

>>737296758
Only if you do it first ;)
I bet a hundred dollars your ego is much bigger than your manhood.

>>737296815
are you fat? I bet your puss smells like Cambodians

>>737296830
>thinks im decent.
Oh boy, glad you dont know me then.

My bf is an awesome guy...you wouldnt be able to kill him. The second you see him the urge to just sit down and crack open a cold one with him is just too stong

>>737296916
Nah, I'm average-busty.
And it sure doesn't, I use only unscented body wash & there are no niggers in my country.

>>737296986
Becky, I'll just kidnap you or idk I'll get lazy and forget.

>>737296496
> being a decent person who has respect
you know, like everyone on 4chan!

>>737296885

My manhood is tiny, now thats out of the way... Show us your tits, your 'clients' won't even know its you. To us its another pair of anon tits, what's to loose?

>>737297076
busty is girl code for fat. I know your secret girl language.

>>737297110
If it's tiny I'll give you a dollar discount out of pity. It's going to be $99 for a set of three nudes.

>>737290802
is this copy pasta?

>>737297206
Lol
My measurements are 113-68-101 at 171 cm height and 60kg weight.
If that's fat for you, I hope you don't get tired of the bones rattling when you fuck your girl.

>>737297076
Are you Slavic?

>>737297095
Im voting for lazy and forgetting.

Its my favorite past time

>>737297341
1/2 Slavic, 1/2 Baltic.>>737297341

>>737297255

>This serpentine movement

Your nothing special. If you were you'd be happy to show the world. Just another two bit cam whore.

>>737297332
I'd rather fuck a skeleton than catch a disease from you tbh. I'm not trying to be mean or anything but I don't want herpes or aids.

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>>737290802
>i like gore
Same

>>737297370
who are you?

>>737297427
>>737297483

Fucking lol

There are thousands of slav girls to pick from for free. I just tell them I have an English passport

>lol cheap and nasty

I'm not really anyone too special. I'm just your average, plain person. I mean, I guess the most notable thing about me or my life is that I still live with my family, as I'm 18 but not quite out of high school yet, and my stepfather is a bit controlling?
I kinda like some fucked up shit, which is also kinda why I'm here, as well as being introduced by friends to this site.

>>737297579
tell us what kind? are you into spankings and such?

>>737293533
I think some people forget that this anon is an anon so they don't count as a normal person in society when it comes to these >>737292948 standards

>>737297545
Who am i?

Well damn thats deep...


Gotta be more specific here.

Im not becky
a.k.a becky

>>737294789
Boobidi bitch ?

>>737297570
>slavic
confirmed that hooker isn't a people
>>737297660
hmmm you remind me of a Brenda

>>737297674
No but now i do wish that was my actual name

>>737297531
Look up statistics, decent hookers where prostitution is legal have less than 10 percent of carrying an STI, whereas your typical tinder free-for-all whore has about 40% chance to pass a disease.
If you would take care to educate yourself, you would also know that 80% of adults carry HPV and 60% have at least one type of Herpes virus, often asymptomatic - sores start appearing only if your immunnocompromised/severy deficient in nutrients.
Sexually active adults. Like - not you. Because you'd know to "wrap it before you tap it" and etc.

>>737297660
I've always wanted to ask: Becky, did you agree about the butt? your friend was being a total bitch about it but it felt more like you were playing along

>>737297646
Pretty much anything BDSM. I have a large impregnation fetish as well. The thought of being knocked up is my biggest kink. I also have a mild interest in beastiality, although I would never do such a thing. I am masochistic in all forms, particularly emotional. I end up goading loved ones to emotionally hurt me. Although I am a submissive and will soon be living as such with my boyfriend, I'm kinda forced to be a switch with him :/. So, I have quite some practice as a dominatrix.

>>737297805
no you're a whore, ergo you have diseases and you're gross.

>>737297427
Are you synth or a real human bean?
Asking for a friend

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>>737297748
I wish too

>>737290802
hi ghoul, hi.. did the slaves find you yet?

>>737297844
my kind of lady... mfw I would impregnate you and put you through a lot of distress

>>737297808
Yea Linda is just a hater. Shes always talking shit about other bitches. We've lost touch over the years

>>737297570
Lol of you're a Brit, you could GTFO with your faggot stag parties and thrashing my fucking city. No respectable escort is gonna Fuck a British man (?)creature, with your stank breath and every-sentence-must-have-10-cuss-words literacy. No wonder all you got was cheap diseased 40 Russian hookers kek

>>737297844
>I am masochistic in all forms, particularly emotional. I end up goading loved ones to emotionally hurt me.
now thats a rarer one. lots of girls out there who want the physical pain, but its harder to find those who enjoy emotional abuse.

what kind of thing do you goad them into?

>>737298019
I'm guessing goading her to abort?

>>737297921
I'm a real human sprout(tm)

>>737297978
I would love that so much ;)
>>737298019
I start confrontations and try to get people I love to tell me they hate me and how worthless I am. My boyfriend does it when we screw, I both love and hate it.

>>737298091
*hooker
ftfy

>>737297935
sauce?

I'm here for shota threads.

It's complicated.

>>737298116
I love making a girl cry too. for some reason emotionally abusing makes me diamonds

>>737298002

A Czech or pole! Go on which one are you?

I could buy either for a month. Your still a cheap slut. You girls hate me, but you love my money.

>>737298116
>I start confrontations and try to get people I love to tell me they hate me and how worthless I am
oh so standard degradation. thats normal and pretty hot.

I was thinking harder emotional abuse, getting off on betrayal/etc

>>737298198
I've had people make me cry a few times lol. It's not sexually pleasing for me, but it feels kind of draining. I enjoy the feeling,

>>737298250
How can I be Czech or Polish if I'm half Baltic? Get gud, brush up Geography anon

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>>737298091
I gotcha. At least you still have your brain.

>>737298198
cont. I made my ex gain weight and fat shamed her and made her have a breakdown. best sex ever tbh.
>>737298292
that's so freaking hot...

>>737290802
cringe, never though I'd find a female unattractive before I even saw her, jesus

I'm a college student. I like talking to boys I guess. Its probably because I can't get attention because I'm fat and my boyfriend is asleep.

>>737298424
kik?

>>737298364
That sounds really hot. I have pretty severe anxiety, so I tend to have a lot of breakdowns. Plus, I'm kind of dependent on emotional support. So if I dated someone really emotionally abusive, I'd probably be stuck being hurt by them. That wouldn't necessarily be bad, though.

>>737293251
The 'punishment' is having every person here know you're a dude now. There goes the authenticity of your previous posts, what a let let down

>>737298348

Sorry, my bad. I'm just so used to you people being ferried around the place in white transit vans. It gets confusing you know when I have to go on looks and no passport. It's okay though.

So being your an enigma wrapped in a mystery, how about those tits, remember your half slav so still a cheap slut.

I'll post my nudes after ;)

>>737298353
I'm not sure if that was sarcasm, but this guy is much more educated than me. Kudos to him! I've left a year to finish my Bachelor's, he's gonna be a twice-doctor soon.

>>737298485
>That sounds really hot. I have pretty severe anxiety, so I tend to have a lot of breakdowns. Plus, I'm kind of dependent on emotional support. So if I dated someone really emotionally abusive
my gf is the same. I think she'd be happier if I was genuinely more abusive. I degrade her a lot in the bedroom but the rest of the time I treat her like a person.
I think having an abusive guy to focus on and worry about would help reduce anxiety everywhere else. when she's happy she starts to go nuts and stress about everything, when she has one problem to focus on that's dependable she's more stable.

>>737298501
>implying i care if they believe me or not.


I got the vag but if people wanna think i got a big ol ding dong then thats fine with me faggot

>>737298485
I know it's so hot but I haven't met anyone who could take my abuse, its ruined all my relationships but I can't help it.
10/10 def would wife you up.

>>737298521
It doesn't matter - another pair of anon tits, as you've said. I'm sure you can bw fine and dandy without.

But I have natural green eyes and thick hair, so guys don't complain about me baing a 1/2 Slav.

>>737298545
There's lots of educated idiots (like here at half chan)
You don't have to be one of the smartest people in the world to make it.

>>737298716
*fuck typos

>>737298679
fatten her up and blame her

>>737298679
That's all pretty true. I try to get my boyfriend to hurt me a little more, but he's not very stable either. I like the thought of a very dominant and hurtful boyfriend, which he is not. So it makes it harder to focus, and I just start getting all frazzled about all of my problems. When I'm hurt, it feels like a balance to all of my problems, and punishment for causing them.

>>737298748
"Please excuse any typos"

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>>737298739
True that, intelligence and education don't always go hand-in-hand.

>>737298707
I wish I could find someone really like you seem to be, lol. That'd be nice.

>>737289754
Honestly being on here is like watching Jeremy Kyle. Classic car crash shit. It's just funny.

>>737298479
No thanks bby

>>737298679
Kinda reminds me of my last ex. As a child her stepfather would strip her nude and spank here intensely as like a 10-11 year old. She hated him. As an adult she would have me spank it until literally my hand was killing me, and then she would ask me to switch to a padel. I'd beat that booty until is was crimson and I was starting to get tired. She would ask me to squeeze her nipples so hard that I thought they would rip off, and she would say stuff like "I want to feel them still hurting at work tomorrow"

>>737298716

I'll probably buy you some day, I'll find out.

Green eye'd, half breed. Gotcha. That's enough attention for you.

>>737298918
I second this

>>737298820
Yes, exactly. Pardon my French!

>>737298968
Show us those eyes

>>737298968
GL, man. ;)

>>737298797
she fattened herself up anon. was fairly slim when I met her, went to whale within a few years. feels shit about it. I'm ok with it tbh.

>>737298818
pretty classic sub with anxiety. you're always thinking about the shit you've done and worrying about it, and somebody punishing you gives you some atonement. If nobody punishes you enough, you start punishing yourself.

getting that release and knowing your place is a great feeling.

>>737298957
yeah mine has daddy issues, was physically abused by alcoholic father as a kid. hates his guts now.

>>737298870
same, I'm from los angeles. wbu?

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>>737299038

>>737299067
tell her she's fat then fuck her. idk why but it works every time

>>737299120
Ocala :/. Your typical horse crazed Florida town.

>>737299067
It really is a great feeling. It makes me feel better about myself, more... real.

>>737299197
>tell her she's fat then fuck her. idk why but it works every time
eh, she's got a lot of baggage attached to that from eating disorders as a kid. not a reliable area.
calling her stupid works pretty reliably though.

>>737299234
too far but would love to keep in touch after thread dies

>>737299314
That'd be nice. You have a Discord or Skype?

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>no pics

Y'all getting baited hard.

>>737299381
"sorry hunny, I'm leaving for you someone I met on 4chan. He's not afraid spit in my mouth and punch me in the puss hole like you are you fucking normie"

>>737299302
>It really is a great feeling
yep. its knowing your place. with anxiety you're always freaking the fuck out over shit and unsure about things, but somebody showing you that you're a worthless piece of fuckmeat that belongs to them? that helps relieve it. it gives you stability. somebody else is in charge, you don't have to worry.

>>737299521
You tard are missing the point

>inb4 olly bredendin' XD

>>737299381
I have a kik, it's Cryforme_

>>737299553
"Hi, I'm an autistic fuckwit who can't do anything but lurk and be smart to people having legitimate conversations with eachother."
Learn your place, you fucking child.

>>737299611
Kk, I'll see about hitting you up or something :D.

>>737299747
ok :)

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>>737299580
Fight me

>>737299521
I have pics but its 3am im in a dark room with my bf beside me so i aint really gonna post any timestamps

>>737295008
Trannies aren't even 1% of the population reactionary fool.

>>737299910
Bathroom

Slut

>>737299707
You're not having a private conversation on a bench somewhere. You are in a page 1 thread. You think you're being tough, but you are just demonstrating that you are illogical and have emotional problems. Chicks don't like that, cause chicks don't like other women you fucking manlady

>>737299995
Yea im nit getting up and disturbing his sleep to go to the bathroom when i dint need to and then make noise rumaging around in search of pen and paper lol

>>737294682
You are a man

>>737292007
like I aint a pedo if you know what im saying but like hmu on snapchat: samrhewitt. nah im just kidding im 17 and want to die now holy shit im a faggot.

>>737299910
It's 5am and I'm about to snort a line and have been awake for 23 hours. All my friends are dead. What's your point?

>>737300062
Finger in puss will do

Middle one

>>737300130
10 bucks says your all your friends died from making good life decisions.

I am laying here in my bed lurking. My wife is sleeping in the bed next to me and she just ripped a fart.

>>737300140
I believe i did state the room is dark..

Also i dont post those things

>>737300198
10 bucks says you can't think of a good reason to live

Kids of all ages aside, this was (since now it's emptying out) an interesting thread. This is why i keep coming back

just reading about others anon lives and their way of thinking/behave is fascinating

>>737300258
I can think of two reasons. I am not a drug addict and I still have all my friends.

>>737300351
OP here...I am still a faggot.

>>737300351
I know, right? It's just so incredibly interesting to try and see how other people act, and their behavior.

>>737300214
What a useless cunt

>>737300351
I like the brutal honesty I get to read about here. It's so rare in real life, everyone is always wearing the mask they show the world. It's ironic that the most interesting parts of people are the things they strive to hide the most.

>>737300578
ikr

>>737300130
Oh shit anon take me on your beautiful life

been rompin through these parts since I was 14 and kinda just got stuck here, let me out pls

>>737301162
No matter what chan I go to, I always end up back here.

>>737291486
Can't you fap to that whale on your own time.

>>737289754
MAN HERE
WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FAT AND UGLY?
IS IT CUZ YOU'RE HERE?
AND THERE?
AND, WELL, EVERYWHERE?

>>737301208
home

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>>737294067
>ignoring the rules this much
maybe you just don't belong here, nigger.

>>737293892
You spelled peepee wrong.

>>737294067
>a fucking loser online
with that attitude I guess everyone's a fucking loser, especially you
go get a husband or something you fat cunt.

>>737293802
if you're a nigger

>>737294209
I will chew your tiny penis off incrementally.
Also, good luck nigger jew.

>>737294316
if it's clean then sharpie up pooper.

>>737294569
Fuckin plumbers, always in the electricians way.

>>737295008
nothing's really changed, the media just convinces people that it has

fat and ugly

>>737296986
are you a fucking homosexual pretending to be a woman, or just a faggot?
>>737297370
YOU DOHN'T SAYYYYYY
>>737297660
you are Becky you lying fuck
>>737297984
YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GO TO HELL

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>>737294227

>>737299521
ya man this thread smells like nothing but dick and thongs
>>737299910
lie more.
>>737300062
lazy ass
>>737300214
useless lazy ass cunt

>>737301162
lol you lost in the forest too
>were all goin to the mooouunttaaaaaain.

Meh, I'm new soooo I have nothing to say.

>>737302079
You gonna...

...start a fire?

>>737297531
Holy shit, I haven't seen such widespread virginity since nursery school.

>>737290802
Tits and timestamp

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The important question is how many of these femanons claiming to be female are actually traps.
We all know how large and vast the group of trannies are here. Or better yet how many women here actually are neckbearded fat girls with man tits.
>consider the history
Beyond that this thread is accidental bait. If you’re a girl and answer the question you will get harassed/ are automatically breaking the rule of tits or gtfo.

Femanon here, 18 britfag, kinky, disgusting sense of humour- /b/ is home.

>>737302116
At least you’re honest.
>newfag

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>>737291805

Ooooh, close. I do date agressive men with low iq, not sure if that's because daddy issues or just because they're jealous and protective, so they will hit creepier guys if they come near me.

I don't work in a liquor store, I'm an interpreter. When I first started visiting /b/ I think I was delivering pizzas.

I don't like MLP but I do like Rick and Morty. I've been coming to /b/ on and off for 10 years. I guess I feel less fucked up and weird here than I do in the rest of society and that's why I come back sometimes.

I RESPECT WOMAN OF ALL SIZES

...honestly stated by no one

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>>737290802
>like gore mainly...not in an edgey way
You are a girl, indeed.

One sentence = one contradiction.

>>737289754
>who am I
26, morbidly obese whale suffering from mental health issue, work at a meat works, support my live in trans gf, pet my cat. Living the neet life now the season is over. Im into femdom and travelling.

>why are you here
because its a website on the internet and I want to burn away my life here. some stuff is interesting, I just have to stay away from /toy/ or Ill spend all my money.

I'm 26, BMI >60, have a boyfriend but incel, kinky af but incel

used to post nudes on /soc/ in bbw threads, too lazy for even that so i just troll /b/

>>737300358
Fucking savage.

>>737293802
>>737294067
Are you for real?

if someone writes "scum clan" somewhere on their tits I will paypal you $22 NZD (leave info)

no meme, make it look decent though please