> i met a time traveler > i was standing in line at a deli,

Did he get into a DeLorean?

>>737280482
he was just gone

>>737280622
Msybe he wasn;t a time traveler, but a ghost.

>>737280363
You should have gotten some stock market tips from him

>>737280844
he was from the past though

People say "If time travel were ever going to be invented then we would have met a time traveler by now"

Why would anyone come to right now?

That's like someone in some shithole in Africa say "Rich people don't exist, if there were people who could go anywhere they wanted we would have seen one by now"

>>737280844
he clearly wasn't from the future

>>737281155
You should have given him some stock market tips, then.

>>737280844
Literally retarded

>>737280844
What he should've done is give the guy his paypal and told the dude to buy as many bitcoins when they start out and split the profits with him

>>737281276
my sides>>737280844

>>737280844
How high are you right now?

>>737280363
you should have asked him if he saw back to the furure, blinkin an eye, that way he might have realised the movie was an oldie and time might have passed, a little more than two williams

there are so many things that i wish that i would have done or said in retrospect.

but i was just so stunned by what i was seeing that i couldn't act.

>>737281611
did he use dollars to tell you to buy ... ?

>>737280363

sounds like maybe he was just a bum

i mean.. what's more likely?

All he wanted was a Pepsi

>>737281718
handful of coins. try to keep up.

>>737281884
just one pepsi

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>>737281611
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

>>737282029
is this what he showed you to prove he was from the future?

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>>737282029
no that's correct

>>737281888
hello trips, dollars are not emitted in coin format?

>>737282277
oh sorry, yes, canadian currency (canadian dollar)
i'm in the vancouver area

>>737280363
cont.
> 5 minutes later i was thinking bout williamson
> williamson wasnt there either
> so returned to deli
> sperry topdsiders was there again
> tell him to go back to the past with me
> he never answered

>>737280363
DID you FUCK HIM??
DID YOU FUCK YOUR DAD/YOURSELF/YOUR DAD/YOURSELF???!!!???!!?!?!?!
that was your one chance faggot

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>>737282756

you don't exist in the past or in the future you only exist in the present moment

>>737280363
You saw that he didn't have enough and didn't help him? I would've bought him that Pepsi.

>>737284752
i was too stunned to react. all i could think was "this guy doesn't belong in this time"

i should have bought him that pepsi, i should have made sure he was all right, i should have asked him so many questions but i was too frozen.

>>737284922
You're frozen because you life in an age of fear, break free and everyone is equal

>>737284922
> but i was too frozen.
you mean it was cold in "his" time

Sounds like he was just homeless

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>>737280363
WHERE THE FUCK WAS PHINEAS BOGG?!?! You son of a bitch, a man is missing and you don't seem to give a rat's ass!

>>737285106
JUST ONE PEPSI

>>737282277
Yeah. America has 2 different dollar coins the silver susan b, and the gold dollar coin

>>737285200
and i'm stunned again. this time by your sage words. you've given me a lot to think about, anon.

>>737280363
> sperry topsiders, levis 501s, polo shirt
> moppy 80s hair
> had a handful of change
> looked disoriented, pale
That dude sounds like your standard issue hipster.

>>737285287
If Bogg and Jeff were there I didn't see them!

>>737281496
The correct greeting is 'Hi, how are you"

>>737281117
and similarly, our shithole of an era is unlikely to be the one to invent time travel, as the shithole in africa people are unlikely to get rich.

>>737281117
why wouldnt a rich man wouldnt wanna go to africa? just because he's rich he might want it to

>>737285644
"right now" is now allowed

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everyone wore sperry topsiders in the 80s

>>737285737
You gotta be poor at some point to fully understand money, I myself am tired of living this boring life. I'm looking at how to provide for those in need... doesn't your life have meaning?

>>737286167
tf are you trying to say
i was just saying that the camparison between this era not being great and africa not being great, and rich people and time travelers was apt and that the fact that you're unlikely to become rich if you're poor and you're unlikely to become a time traveler if you live in a shithole era furthered it all.

Are you saying 'nah. Poor people are the /most/ likely to become rich' because that would be one of the more retarded things I heard today..

>>737286330
There are two types of poor, those in 'poor' countries and those in 'rich' countries, both have their advantages and disadvantages

>>737286330
Yes, I'm saying that «Poor people are the /most/ likely to become rich»

>>737280363
swap the levis for some Silvers, and that's my outfit. Hair is what it is, curly and shit

>>737286543
A rich man is rich, but poor in emotion, a rich man needs to become poor to understand better. I don't mean $5 in the bank poor, I mean beyond that

>>737280363
I think he was just released from prison and that's what he was released with.

>>737280363
If it's on 4chan, it must be true.

>>737286849
If you decide not to be an asshole, you're not gonna be poor in emotion. As simple as that.
Rich people tend to be more poor in emotion than poor people because they /can/ be.
A financially poor person must make with what they have, so they don't matter if someone is rude to them, if they get just a little bit of food that's something. everything is overshadowed by this huge roadblock.
That's /not/ to say that rich people are assholes because of the money. The money gives them freedom, and freedom paired with bad judgment or self control makes you an asshole, more often than not.

It's bullshit to say that if you have lots of money you will 'never understand life to it's fullest' or whatever. It's just that they are a bit prissy sometimes cause they can be.