Hello sir, There is reports of illegal dubs in the area. Got

>>737272258
no, not today officer

yeah my fault

>>737272258
No officer

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Not here, bitch

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>>737272258
No dubs here Officer

fuck dubs

Only this pair sir.

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I have seen no dubs here, officer

No dubs here officer

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>>737272258
No dubs here officer

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I have a prescription for these dubs officer.

Jigs up

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>>737272258
See for yourself

>>737273099
Book em Lou

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>>737273099

Yer goin to jail

>>737272258
no

>>737272258
no no popo no dubs here

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>>737273099
>>737273099

Negatory occifer *hic* just drinking and driving

>>737272258
Why, that is preposterous, my good sir.

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>>737272258
No...

>>737273099
THE FUCKING JIG IS UP

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>>737273099
ON THE GROUND!!!! SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!!!!

RUN!!!!

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>>737273099
Got em

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>>737273099

I shot the sheriff!

>>737273569
>>737273609
Please I didndu nuffin these aint my dubs I swear I neva seen shiet I tellin da troof I was honor roll

no officer

Fuck you pig I'm clean

No dubs here, officer!

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>>737272258
not one cunt

>>737273933
oh shit

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Dubs? How could I have been accused of such a deed?

My dubs have been properly registered with the government.

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>>737273933

>>737272258
I got nothing pig, you have no proof!

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>>737272258
Can't unsee

I got these dublandos in Colombia

Fuck you pig!

>>737272258

fuck you, officer. pig.

>>737272258
I was holding them for a friend.

>>737272258
Never gonna take me coppers

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No dubs here

Na, i'm good

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No sir, No dubs on me.

>>737272258
Im clean I swear!

Only two beers, officer.

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>>737274166
FREEZE NIGGER

>>737272258
dub

>>737272258
digits

Nah, mang. Jus' ran out.

none here sir

>>737272258
>shakes nervously
>n-no of-of..officer

4th amendment protects me from warrantless search and seizure, and the 5th gives me the option to not answer if the answer could incriminate me.

So I refuse to answer and I'll be on my way.

You can't catch me i'm the leader of singles. I swear.

>>737272258
Uh... No. No sir.

>>737272258
no sir, not me. i don't do that kinda crap.

No sir, only good quality weed my friend

no but I got trips

So what right?

>>737272258
are these the dubs that you are talking about?

>>737275766
checked

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Got no dubs

>>737275766
fuck wait am i arrested now?

check em officer

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>>737275766

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>>737273797
7x7x7x7x7

>>737272258
beat it copper

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>>737272258

Don't worry, still got dubs fam

nope ha ha

>>737272258
No sir. That's not how I live my life.

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>>737276218
fuckkk

no sir, but i do have trips

no sire, but i do have trips

Carrying these dubs for a friend

trip

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none here bro

Nothing here sir

>>737272258
I am white why are you pulling me over

>>737272258
>is reports
Can you not properly conjugate the verb to be you pigfucking mongoloid? Also checkem.

>>737272258
well the glove compartments locked, and the trunk in the back... so you gonna need a warrant for that

Nah bitch

No fuck you

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chalk these

>>737272258
not when last I checked

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>>737272258
trips says i dont

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wait til the get a loaf of these

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>>737272258

What seems to be the problem, officer?

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>>737276761
take the 1 at the end, and add it to the 72 and you get 73737676, which is, i dare say, double double pairs with a cherry on top.

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what is even happening someone help oh god

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>>737276981

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trustno1

>>737276991
That picture gave me cancer

Nope I'm clean as fuck. Please dont arrest me officer. I have nothing in the glovebox.

>>737277154
Damn, she got some big ass nipples

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Officer watch this movie if I roll dubz. CHECK EM
https://youtu.be/iadFKvUyxIw

yes lul

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no dubs here

>>737272258
I have no dubs officer. Ask the black guy down the road. He was blinging some fresh dubs

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What seems to be the officer, problem?

No, good dir

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>>737277411
GET ON THE GROUND FUCKER

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>>737277277
Stop resisting Tyrone!

I don't think so officer

>>737277411
The jigs up, you sick freak

>>737272258
no dubs here bossman

nah

>>737277509
My dads a lawyer

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No, officer

naw i got trips lmao

Not at all Officer.

I didn du nuffin sir

>>737277515
I's not resisting, offisuh, I dindu nuffin. Axe my mama, she tell you i's a good boy.

sry brah

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I've never even seen dubs before, officer.

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i dunno you tell me

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>>737278150
that one time i fucked up and forgot to unselect the last pic i pasted

What is a dub?

No sir.

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oh shit the feds found out

Problem officer?

can i get uhbbhhhhhhh

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I don't have dubs, but I got a gun, and I'm about to pull it out on ya.
Going to shoot me? Protip: you can't. Because I'm white.
All police are programmed with a secret hidden directive that will shut down their systems if they try to shoot a white man, just like Robocop when he tried to arrest Dick Jones.

N-no sir.

fUCK YOU

No dubs here

fufufufufu

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Joe Ligotti, The Guy from Boston again baby. And you know, I got an a email, a very interesting email from Tom from Austin, Texas. He send me an email on a 500+ employee company and here are the stats for this company: 29 of these employees have been accused for fucking whacking his bosses around whether they are male or female, 7 of them have been arrested for fraud, 19 of them have been accused for fucking bouncing checks from here to Chicago,117 of these pricks have bankrupted at least 2 fucking companies not 1, 3 of them have done time for assault, 71 cannot even get a fucking Master Card or a Visa because their credit sucks so bad, 14 have been arrested for smocking fucking dope and other drug charges, I don't know what the fuck their snorting over there, 8 of them have been arrested for shoplifting, 21 of them are current defendants on actual lawsuits right now. And here's the best, you'll fucking love this one. 84 of these employees this year have been arrested for drunk driving. Are you alright? You wanna know what this company, who this company is? It's a company that works for you and works for me.
the United States fucking Congress. Absolutely, don't you love it? These assholes led by the head fucking assholes Paul Ryan that liberal bitch, who's trying to take away my fucking handgun, let the fucking fags get married and taking way my cigars. And these bastards with this kind of a fucking record?
Trying to keep me in line? Fuck you! That's right, Guy from Boston baby, talking about United States Congress, they are fucking beautiful. Remember, you are thinking it but I have the balls to say it.
The fuck ups over at Capitol Hill, gotta love em.

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>>737278544
GET DOWN

>>737278614
You'll never take me alive!

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NOBODY SHUTS ME THE FUCK UP. My First Amendment Rights are intact, Because I stand in front of this flag and for everybody that gave a drop of blood and a minute of their time for the United States Service. I mean, The Founding Fathers are rolling around in their fucking graves right now. You are mad because I offended you? What about the lesbos sucking cunt, or the fucking fags that are fucking sucking cock. What about the fucking assholes fucking animals. At least I'm trying to get people engaged in a conversation for good change in America. THIS IS BULLSHIT. And nobody is gonna shut me the fuck down if I gotta go to the US fucking Supreme Court. Look at this fucking face with all 3 chins. I'm coming baby. No one shuts me up. God rest her soul my mother tried all her fucking life and she couldn't do it, my 3 fucking wifes tried and those cunts couldn't do it SO WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU LITTLE COCKROACH BASTARDS. You trust me and this is the United States of fucking America and I got a right to be here, just like everybody else, YOU PIECES OF SHIT. This is Joe from Joey's World Tour, I got the balls to say what you all thinking.
I'M COMING BACK BABY.

Hello Officer.

My name is Davis Lomu.

I’m a 27 year old American Rugger (Rugby fan for you uneducated). I watch and discuss all things Rugby on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my knowledge and playing superior British Commonwealth games.

I train with my Gilbert every day, this superior ball can cut clean through the air because of the renowned torpedo punt kick and spiral cut-out pass techniques, and is vastly superior to any other ball on earth. I bought my first pair of Rugby "boots" two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Kiwi fluently, both the North and the South Island dialects as well as Maori, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Christchurch history and their earthquake building codes, which I follow 100%.

When I get my New Zealand visa, I am moving to Christchurch to attend the prestigious Christchurch Boys' High School to learn more about their magnificent culture and their illustrious rivalry with Christ's College. I hope I can earn a spot on the school's First XV!

I own several pairs of jandals, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to New Zealand, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my cuzzies and speak Maori as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in New Zealand!

stfu capitalist pig

>>737278688
m8 you're dead

Negative. I'm clean.

Cops know better than to fuck with me.
I'm a hardcore criminal, I break the law every day.
I just don't give a fuck. Yesterday, I was driving, going 37 in a 35, went right past a cop, and I know his bitch ass saw me. He didn't do shit, just looked the other way.
When I shop at Walmart, I don't put my cart in the cart corral, I just leave it in the parking space. Fuck tha police.

>>737272258
I'm a working class white male with no record, am I fred to go?

Fuck the police

>>737272258

soory sir

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>>737272258
can't blame a guy for trying
come on -- up top

>>737272258
I did nuffin rong, officer.

>>737272258
That ain't mine.

>>737272258
Nope, I'm clean, officer.

>>737272258
Piggy want a cracker

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>>737272258
Sorry, but I've only got singles officer. Would this face lie to you?

Nigga plz

>>737277655
You dun goofed, kiddo.

Oh heavens no officer not in my white collar neighborhood

Fuck off, pig.

>>737272258
No sir, officer sir! I would never have illegal dubs! That would be illegal! And I as I always say! "If you break the law, then you're a dirty commie!" Pardon the excessive language.

Dubs well I never

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>>737272258
I would never.

Let's fund out

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Not to my knowledge officer

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>>737274166
HANDS UP NIGGER

>>737281088
I swear these aren't mine!

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>>737272258
"None here officer. Thomas and I only have a ton of grass."

I'm all good man

>>737272258
I might have trips, are they legal?

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>>737272258
Im not a nigger, so no. No dubs here officer.

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>>737281241
it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

I've never seen these before in my life, officer

fucking pig

>>737272258
fuck off cunt you will never catch me alive

>>737272258
No sir just dead hookers and pirated movies
nuthin to see hear.

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N-n-nawsuh, n-no d-dubs here. D-dindu n-nuffin officer.

>>737272258
Hold on I need to check

No officer, no dubs today

>>737282124
No none here

doitlooklikeigotdubs

Tons

i don't know what a dubs is officer..

Nah

>>737282052
this nigger did it

u never catch me pig

>>737272258
>>>737281388

>>737272258
Dub dis dick ya dubbless donut dildo.

>>737272258
I don't talk to police. You may not have permission to search my vehicle. I will not step out the vehicle. *rolls window back up, locks doors*

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don't mind me, officer. just passing through.

don't know what you're talking about and id like to leave

This is uhhh my friends car.

>>737272258
I sear officer they aren't mine

Nope nothing here officer im a good boy

>>737278605
What the duck is wrong with you?

If I have dubs then you ha e to fuck me in the ass B) B)

naaaah nah i i i dont have anything officer, oh hey do you have any pringles, I eat pringles when im high

not today officer

Noooo

Not at all, sir

check my singles

all i have is this measly 32

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Dubs, what dubs?

>>737272258
only legal ones here officer. i believe you'll find my permit in order

>>737287399
OH FUCK I SWEAR THEY'RE NOT MINE

>>737272258
weren't these threads banned?

>>737272258
Just trying to get home sir

>>737272258
I don't know what you're talking about officer.

>>737272258
jews took them

>>737272258
It's been a long day sir.

>>737272258
No sir.

>>737287988
oh shit.

>>737272258
Nope

>>737287988
YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

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No dubs here

I don't know. Do you have any?

Arrest me

Fuck the police

>>737288421
I, i don't know from where they came from officer

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>>737286788
you're going downtown, bowah

>>737277027
I really, really, really like this image.

What even are dubs?
I dont know such thing

>>737288572
ON THE GROUND YOU SICK BASTARD

No sir, iam clean

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>>737272258
Get 'cha hands offa me, gonvernment swine! Ima independent world state citizen! I did nuffin and yuo can't prove it!

>>737288756
for what!? for what!? those aren't mine!!!

Bing is the best search engien

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wait...

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why no officer, no dubs here.

Fuck off pig

>>737276221
>221

>>737272258
I am a free citizen pig. Name and badge number. Am I detained?

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wanna fuck anyway?

>>737289442
>442

>>737272258
Hey OP what about this faggot?
>>737289227

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>>737272258
Well, I certainly hope you will find them, sir.

nopè

Dubs? Not in this car.

>>737272258

No, no dubs here sir.

no dubs here, sir

>>737289636
R E A L S H I T

>>737289999

>>737290088
fuck

>>737272258
No. Sir.

>>737272258
nothing to see here

>>737272258
No officer, I only have trips

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I'm clean officer.

Don't check 'em.

>>737290288
see you in hell

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>>737290088
Step out of the car! let me see your hands!

>>737272258
Uh... no sir.

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>>737290353
fucken make me

W-why would you think I have dubs, o-officer?

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>>737290322
You too bitch

Never used dubs in my life officer.

These are legal dubs, officer

>>737272258
Dubs? What dubs?

>>737290455
You have been fired for illegal dubs.

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>>737272258

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>>737290455
IMPOSTER OF THE LAW

Hello

>>737272258
Le Non Offisair!

>>737290410
Not me

>>737290342
I dindu nuffin, officer

>>737272258
Que?

I win

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whassup officer

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wanna buy some?

I'm clean, officer.

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huehuehue yes?

>>737272258
Dubs? I've never heard of such a thing officer! Now, if you were looking for trips..

>>737272258
No.

No sir

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>>737272258
maybe?

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only pictures of drunk karaoke here officer

Yes I have dubs on me officer, but I am a nice white fellow, please leave me to my business, good day sir

...Perhaps.

Nope