>Age: >Income: >Savings: >Education: >Height:

>Age: 24
>Income: 32K CAD/Yr
>Savings: Lol
>Education: Bachelors Computer Science and Business Admin
>Height: 6"0
>Number of friends: Uhhh close friends? Like 13?
>Girls you've kissed: 14
>Girls you've fucked: 5

>Age: 23
>Income: A student, so maybe 25k/yr
>Savings: $1000
>Education: About to complete bachelor of teaching
>Height: 168cm
>Number of friends: Alot, but 8 i consider close
>Girls you've kissed: Over 100?
>Girls you've fucked: 18?

>Age: 23
>Income: $20/hr
>Savings: $12k
>Education: Mechanical engineering
>Height: 5'9"
>Number of friends: Less than 10
>Girls you've kissed: 12+?
>Girls you've fucked: 8

>>737268497
>26
>$0,000
>$0
>Junior in college
> 69''
> ~10 good friends and ~50 close acquaintences
> ~50
> ~20

Finished high school with Advanced diploma.
Joined the Marines.
Finished enlistment with honor.
Going to school for Psychology with focus in Management/Leadership with my GI Bill.
Rejoining Marines as an Officer when finished.

I'm going to kill myself with old age after I climbed from the depths of poverty and attained status for my children in the future world scene.

>>737269090
gfto normie no one gives a fuck about you. I hope you get killed by a fucking sand nigger you piece of shit

36
34,320
10,000
GED
5'9"
Lots
Lost count
6

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>>737268497
>>Age: 25
>>Income: 40k salary
>>Savings: 0
>>Education: lol
>>Height: 5'8
>>Number of friends: 0
>>Girls you've kissed: 0
>>Girls you've fucked: 2
>Either brag or tell us how you want to kill yourself.

>>737269256
be nice mate.

>>737268497
>Age: 27
>Income: $14/hr
>Savings: $25
>Education: HS
>Height: 5'9"
>Number of friends: The entire online gaming community! In reality like 2
>Girls you've kissed: Jesus is OP in 7th grade? Idk, 20? More? Less?
>Girls you've fucked: Once again, not in school so idk, 13 sounds about right.

>>737269302
0 kissed but 2 fucked? WTF are you doing during preliminary?

>Age: 22
>Income: 45k/year
>Savings: ~$60,000
>Education: B.S. IT
>Height: 5' 8"
>Number of friends: 20-30 friends; 2 close friends
>Girls you've kissed: 6
>Girls you've fucked: 4

>19
>24k
>1.5k
>hs diploma
>5'10"
>0
>0
>0
I guess my life is shit :/ i really only work and play vidya

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>>737269562
>kissing a prostitute/massuse.
Even I have standards man.

>>737268497
>27
>50,000
>10,000
>GED
>5' 10"
>6
>12
>8

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>Age: 22
>Income: 1300 - 1600 euroshekels
>Savings: lolwat
>Education: highschool
>Height: 179
>Number of friends: i dont count friends
>Girls you've kissed: 1
>Girls you've fucked: do prostitutes count ?

>>737268497
>>Age: 30
>>Income: 60K
>>Savings: 230K loan, 25K savings
>>Education: secondary school
>>Height: 6'8"
>>Number of friends: ?? some?
>>Girls you've kissed: probably 12
>>Girls you've fucked: 6

>>737269562
I have fucked girls that I haven't kissed. It reminds them what you use them for. Kissing is affectionate and intimate. Don't get affectionate with someone you don't want to be around after you cum

>24
>40000
>2500
>unfinished college
>5'10"
>Tons I don't talk to regularly/ moved away from. Hang out with a handful still
>10
>7

>Age: 27
>Income: 20K€/yr without working (parents/gouverment) when working then i earn an average of 6K€/yr
>Savings: 50K+ no depts
>Education: Bachelor of finearts&arts (architecture)
>Height: 186cm
>Number of friends: 10close 100+other
>Girls you've kissed: 8w2m dont like it
>Girls you've fucked: 16w74m
>no brag, this is normal in my country

>27
>46k CAD/yr
>N/A till student loan is paid
>College diploma
>6'2"
>Maybe like 7?
>19 kissed
>15 fucked

I'm fairly average in life, I suppose.

>>737269750
you are tall lol

>>737268497

Age: 25
Income: 100k
Savings: 50k
Education: Bachelors
Height: 5'8
Close friends who's place I could stay at no issue: 20
Girls you've kissed: ~40
Girls you've fucked: ~20

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>>737268497
>Age: 33
>Income: $10/hour
>Savings: $0.00
>Education: BA (Columbia), JD (UChicago)
>Height: 5'11"
>Number of friends: 10
>Girls you've kissed: 8
>Girls you've fucked: 4

Goddamn alcohol ruined my life.

>Age: 34
>Income: $100k
>Savings: $50k
>Education: Post grad
>Height: 6'
>Number of friends: uhhh... dozen or so close ones?
>Girls you've kissed: who the fuck cares
>Girls you've fucked: dozens, stop counting years ago

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>>737269301
>5'9"

>>737268497
>Age: 38
>Income: $42,000 last year
>Savings: Classified
>Education: 3 Associate's Degrees
>Height: 5'11"
>Number of friends: 0 (now)
>Girls you've kissed: 100+
>Girls you've fucked: 85-90

Back when I was a cop, I slayed the pussy. Now, I haven't even been on a date in 4 years,

>>737269850
well spotted

ordinary life -

>Age: 58
>Income: $195/yr
>Savings: $760 (w/equity)
>Education: BA
>Height: 6'
>Number of friends: 5 or 6
>Girls you've kissed: no fucking idea
>Girls you've fucked: 28

>Age: 20
>Income: $9.50/hour
>Savings: Saving $200-$300 every paycheck (two weeks)
>Education: Only highschool diploma
>Height: 5'5"
>Number of friends: 3 close friends in current location, 6 in home town
>Girls you've kissed: 10
>Girls you've fucked: 2
Fooled around a lot, did everything but sex when I was 13. Did everything but sex with 5 different girls. Lost my virginity two weeks after I turned 18.

>Age: 30
>Income: $40k/year
>Savings: Not much, like $6k last I checked
>Education: Bachelors in Interaction Design
>Height: 6'
>Number of friends: Appx 40 people that I see at least somewhat reguarly
>Girls you've kissed: 3-4 while drunk for fun
>Girls you've fucked: None, I like guys

>Age: 36
>Income: 88k year
>Savings: 15k
>Education: associates
>Height: 5ft 9in
>Number of friends: 10 or so close friends
>Girls you've kissed: tons
>Girls you've fucked: in the 50s of I had to count

>Age: 25
>Income: 32K CAD/Yr
>Savings: 2,000,000.00
>Education: lawyer
>Height: 5,7
>Number of friends: 5
>Girls you've kissed: 2
>Girls you've fucked: 1
>guy you've fucked :70

>>737270000
Quads forgot the "k" in his savings.

>Age: 27
>Income: Varies year to year but on average 120K
>Savings: 80K
>Education: 2 year tech cert
>Height: 5'11"
>Number of friends: maybe a dozen close ones
>Girls you've kissed: 20 something?
>Girls you've fucked: like 36? Mostly hookers. Also some dudes and one crossdresser.

>Age:27
>Income:27k USD annually
>Savings:3k USD
>Education: Associate's in applied computer technologies
>Height:6'
>Number of friends:2
>Girls you've kissed:dunno
>Girls you've fucked:never kept count but it's pretty high, was a manwhore in highschool

Have to decide whether I'm driving to work or off the bridge on the way to work everyday

>>737270067

Damn 2 million?

Must be nice

>Age: 21
>Income: 38K CAD
>Savings: 15k Cash 45K stocks
>Education: GED
>Height: 5'7
>Number of friends: 0
>Girls you've kissed: 3
>Girls you've fucked: 0

>>737270078
my bad, quads thought it was understood.

>Age: 21
>Income: $11,75/hour
>Savings: 300$
>Education: Currently studying political sciences
>Height: 6'01"
>Number of friends: 3
>Girls you've kissed: 4
>Girls you've fucked: 2

You can go ahead an laugh at my decisions, that's why we post these here don't we? (at least those who are honnest)

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>20
>10.20/hr (walmart)
>4k
>9th grade dropout GED
>5.8'
>like 5
>0
>0
I'm afraid of women. I think I'll end up getting the first one I fuck pregnant and then they'll sentence me to child support or 18 years of harassment and arguments.

>Age: 19
>Income: $10/hr. its an IT work study thing
>Savings: 0
>Education: about to complete my associates in network security
>Height: 5 '4
>Number of friends: maybe 4
>Girls you've kissed: 0
>Girls you've fucked: 0

>>737268497

>Age: 35
>Income: 75k
>Savings: 100k
>Education: BS in Finance
>Height: 5'10"
>Number of friends: 6
>Girls you've kissed: 50ish
>Girls you've fucked: 36

Age 28
Savings: 10,000 plus a 401k that I forget how much it has
Income 101,000
Education: GED and associates
Height: 6'2
Number of friends: 0
Girls kissed: 1
Girls fucked: 1

32
$118k last year
no savings
trade school
6'0
good friends 8.
kissed 12 girls
fucked 6

that's the best life you can wish for

>>Age: 99
>>Income:99
>>Savings:99
>>Education:99
>>Height:99
>>Number of friends:99
>>Girls you've kissed:99
>>Girls you've fucked:99
>
>fuck off with this shit faggots

>>737268497
23

60K

Nothing

Bachelors

6'

Idk a lot kinda

Idk

75ish

>age: 40+
>income: 1%
>savings: 1%
>height: 6'5"
>friends: ~40 close friends
>girls kissed: countless
>girls fucked: 7 (married a while)

>>737270180i forgot income: 80,000k at year
En yes is nice but very hard to save all me money

>>737270509
>education: BS Civil, MBA

>>737268497
your thread is gay uyou fgt OP you dont even ask job? dumbass

>Age: 29
>Income: 85K + Bonus + OT
>Savings: 250K cash, more if you include the condo I own
>Education: BS Engineering
>Height: 6'
>Number of friends: ~3.5 at work , 0 outside of work that aren't family
>Girls you've kissed: 1 actually kissing / 2 maybe 3 have kissed on dares/ parties
>Girls you've fucked: 0

Haven't physically touched a girl in 8+ years though

>Age: 20
>Income: $0
>Savings: $2,000
>Education: Senior in college
>Height: 5'11"
>Number of friends: Probably like 10
>Girls you've kissed: 0
>Girls you've fucked: 0

Girls are scary.

>>737268497
>>Age: 31
>>Income: 1000
>>Savings: 12000
>>Education: uni
>>Height: 5'5
>>Number of friends: 2
>>Girls you've kissed: 0
>>Girls you've fucked: 0

>Age: 22
>Income: 40-65k (casually employed atm so sometimes not many shifts. Last year I earnt 65k+, this year I'll have much less because I'm living that stoner lifestyle)
>Savings: 23k
>Education: high school diploma & certificate III in community services
>Height: 5"11
>Number of friends: 8 I suppose, 4 of which I'm closer to
>Girls you've kissed: 3
>Girls you've fucked: 2

>Age: 34
>Income: 60k us/ye
>Savings: ~+200k
>Education: Bachelors polo sci
>Height: 5'11
>Number of friends: 15ish
>Girls you've kissed: 100+
>Girls you've fucked: 100+
>times fapped: 100k+? (probably not an exaggeration, avg 3/day and I'm married and we have sex every other day. It may be a problem)

>>737268497
>Age: 47
>Income: 210k
>Savings: 480k
>Education: PhD in SubMarine Biology
>Height: 1.98m
>Number of friends: 1
>Girls you've kissed: 0
>Girls you've fucked: 57

>>737268497
>Age: 23
>Income: undeclared
>Savings: 2300€
>Education: french trash
>Height: 178cm
>Number of friends: Even when I'm a total jerk I can rely on 3 people.
>Girls you've kissed: less than I fucked
>Girls you've fucked: I'm sure about 17, maybe 19 but I think they both lied.

23
31k per year 15/hr
$50
Bachelors
5'10"
20+
5
1

Just started a new job in a real company that won't make me want to kill myself, got a solid 10/10 friend to room with for the next year and am not a disappointment to my family like my two sisters are. Now I just gotta find a gf.

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>>737268497
>Age: 18
>Income: 0 ( maybe going to try for a part-time job this week)
>Savings: ~$600
>Education: High School
>Height: 6'2"
>Number of friends: tons of friends, but maybe 1-3 close friends
>Girls you've kissed: 0
>Girls you've fucked: 0

>Age: 28
>Income: $ Negative
>Savings: also negative
>Education: Internship medicine
>Height: 1.64cm
>Number of friends: 3
>Girls you've kissed: 2,.accidentally
>Girls you've fucked: None,. yet! But men....3

>>737268497
34
300k/yr
350K
Grade 11
6ft
Too many to count, none too close.
3
2
Not much of a social person or a whore, but i've done ok.

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>Age: 29
>Income: $190 + $25 bonus but I hate my job
>Savings: $150ish
>Education: law school
>Height: 6'2"
>Number of friends: enough
>Girls you've kissed: enough
>Girls you've fucked: 11

>Age: 26
>Income: 68k
>Savings: 3k
>Education: Software Development/AT-CTI
>Height: 6ft
>Number of friends: 3
>Girls you've kissed: 2
>Girls you've fucked: 0
Not sure if kill myself
Or DoingAlrightMan
I'm just a introvert who still plays too many video games. I'm in relative shape, Bench 160, Squat A2G 200

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>>737268497
realizing everyone is taller than you because you're mother was 4'10 and you're only 5'5

>>737269764
>>737269692
okay , i undestand anon. i never have sexfriend or something like that (only girlfriend ).

btw i'm french so most of all kiss who arent public are frenchkiss .

>Age: 27
>Income: 630€/month
>Savings: 200€
>Education: bachelor in philosophy/ license in philosophy
>Height: 1m63 (dont understand your feet system)
>Number of friends: Dont really know , 15 close maybe more
>Girls you've kissed: 4
>Girls you've fucked: 2

>>737268497
>Age: 29
>Income: $210k/y
>Savings: $200k
>Education: PhD in CS
>Height: 183cm
>Number of friends: ~10
>Girls you've kissed: dunno
>Girls you've fucked: ~15

>Age:23
>Income:12/hr
>Savings:8000$
>Education:bachelor in criminal psychology (in process of joining FBI)
>Height:6,0
>Number of friends:4 (mainly with grillfriend)
>Girls you've kissed:1
>girls you've fucked: 1/2

>>737270950
>SubMarine Biology

tf is that? And where do you work that would pay 210K ?

>>737268497

>Age: 27
>Income: 25k
>Savings: 2k
>Education: Masters
>Height: 6'0"
>Number of friends:19, 5 of them close
>Girls you've kissed: 2
>Girls you've fucked: 1

I'm doing alright. I think over the last year or so I've been advancing personally and professionally faster than in the last 3, so that's nice. Job doesn't pay that well, but I love it and it's building my skills and experience significantly.

>>737268497
>Age: 25
>Income: £30p/h
>Savings: None I blow it on drugs
>Education: About to start University - BSc then progress to GAMed
>Height: 5'11"
>Number of friends: Fb - 1000 IRL - hmm 20 kinda 3-4-closer 0 close anymore
>Girls you've kissed: Lost count
>Girls you've fucked: >30 I think can't remember too much

>>737268497
>Age: 19
>Income: Student so part time job, 20k yr
>Savings: 5k
>Education: GED, associate degree
>Height: 6"
>Number of friends: 10-15
>Girls you've kissed: 5
>Girls you've fucked: 2

>>737270517

Purely from income or did you make other investments (stocks, bonds, etc.)?

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Age 18. Income 0. Savings 1750. Education high school. Height 5'7. Friends 3, girls kissed 1. Girls fucked ZERO still virgin

>>737271523
How do you fuck half a girl?

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>>737268497
>31
>30k
>none, but I own a house
>95% of a bachelors degree
>6'1
>depends on how you define "friend" I have a large social group that I hang out with but only 2-3 people I'd call if my car broke down
>i have no idea
>somewhere north of 30

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>>737268497
>Age: 33
>Income: $58k/year
>Savings: $3,400
>Education: BS in Mech. E
>Height: 5'9
>Number of friends: 2 (kinda)
>Girls you've kissed: 1 (9th grade)
>Girls you've fucked: 0

>>737271087
Stop playing world of tanks and go talk to a girl

>41
>310k annual salary
>1.5 million
>Medical Degree
>6'1"
>lots
>20?
>4

Lesson? Don't fuck around in school and life becomes more fun

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>>737272307

>mfw he doesn't fuck girls so hard they split in half

>>737268497
>>Age: 29
>>Income: 180k/yr
>>Savings: 400k
>>Education: BS CprE
>>Height: 5' 10'
>>Number of friends: 8?
>>Girls you've kissed: 10
>>Girls you've fucked: 2

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>>737268497
>age: 21
>Income: 20/hr
>Savings: 1800
>education: highschool
>number of friends: 8
>height: 6'2"
>girls I've kissed: never counted
>girls I've fucked: 11 or so
Life seems okay, just gotten some lucky strokes in life.

>>737268497

>Age: 30
>Income: £36k
>Savings: £24k
>Education: Masters Degree in History
>Height: 5'10
>Number of friends:
>Girls you've kissed: 11
>Girls you've fucked: 7

>Age: 16
>Income: 8.90$ and hour
>Savings: decent amount
>Still getting it
>6'1
>Quite a few number grows every day
>10-20
>1 almost 2 :(

>>737268497
>>Age:
38
>>Income:
Currently unemployed
>>Savings:
Enough to stay unemployed for a few more years if need be
>>Education:
Commie daycare center highschool. Autodidact after school
>>Height:
5'10"
>>Number of friends:
7 good friends, lots of acquaintances
>>Girls you've kissed:
Over 150?
>>Girls you've fucked:
At least 100, and most were before internet "dating"

>>737268497
>Age: 25
>Income: 65k
>Savings: 3~k
>Education: uni
>Height: 5'6
>Number of friends: 10~
>Girls you've kissed: no clue
>Girls you've fucked: 4

>>737268497

30
56k Canadian
HS
6'2
6-7 good ones
Probably like 15-25
9 I can think of

>>737270741
>>737272702

similar boat

feels bad man

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Age: 20
>Income: Student so around 25k
>Savings: ~$500
>Education: Sophmore year of film school
>Height: 6'3"
>Number of friends: Actual friends around 7, Lots of "friends"
>Girls you've kissed: no fucking idea
>Girls you've fucked: 70+ (Tinder in a city that has endless nursing students and theatre girls.)
>none of this helps the crippling depression

>>737272898

Savings 11.7k

If you wanna count liquid assets, 150k approx.

>>737272781
Underage b&

>>737268497
25
30,000
50,000
Graduate
5'11
10
6

>Age: 26
>Income: 350k - 450k NOK/YR
>Savings: A lot(no gf to mooch of me)
>Education: say what now?
>Height: 178 (5'10)
>Number of friends: 0
>Girls you've kissed: 8
>Girls you've fucked: 1

29
40k
$0
Trade school
5'8"
2 or 3 real friends
5
3 fucked

I'd probably use a pistol or try get boozed up and using an exit bag or car in garage

>>737268497
>Age:29
>Income:$148k
>Savings:$80k
>Education:Electrical Engineer
>Height:6'3"
>Number of friends:10 close friends I talk to daily, 30 or so others
>Girls you've kissed: coutless
>Girls you've fucked: 20 or so.

>>737272847
>most were before internet "dating"
You asking for a handicap system or something?

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>>737268497
>Age: 24
>Income: $15/hr but I just started. It's just an entry level job to get some experience in the field before I graduate.
>Savings: $500
>Education: Degree in progress
>Height: 5'0”
>Number of friends: like, 1
>Girls you've kissed: 1
>Girls you've fucked: 0
I'm also a grill tho.

>>737272434
I'm currently taking a long break from WoT (i'm burned out) that's just a reaction image I like to use. also it's hard to just go out and talk to girls when I've never really had a social life because my mothers been a strict cunt all my life

>Age: 20
>Income: ??
>Savings: ??
>Education: Business Admin
>Height: 5'8
>Number of friends: 2 or 3
>Girls you've kissed: 0
>Girls you've fucked: 1

>>737268497
>31
>110k
>500k
>bachelors degrees in computer science and applied mathematics
>5'9''
>0
>0
>0

>Age: 23
>Income: 9$/hr
>Savings: $340+
>Education: highschool dropout
>Height: 6'0"
>Number of friends: 3? Idk
>Girls you've kissed: 3?
>Girls you've fucked: 1

nice try fbi

>>737273247
>Girls you've kissed: 1
>I'm also a grill tho.

i like you already

Wow this thread makes me realize how much my life sucks.

>>737271251
Beanpole?

>Age: 24
>Income: $65000AUD
>Savings: $175000
>Education: high school
>Height: 180cm
>Number of friends: 10
>Girls you've kissed: 20+
>Girls you've fucked: 16

>>737268497
>Age:18
>Income: $0
>Savings: almost $20k
>Education: havent finished high school lol
>Height: 185 cm
>Number of friends: i know people from almost every school in my town, get invited to a lot of parties and fit with every group, but dont have any real friends, not even one.
Girls kissed: i dont know
Girls fucked: 5 and a couple bjs

>>737273529
Don't worry 50% of these are probably total lies

>>737272692
Just like splitting wood.

>age: 28
>income 67k
>Savings 10 k ( minus 60k of student loan debt)
>Education Phd in physics and undergrad degrees in physics and math.
>height: 6'0" but skinny
>number of friends: 2 best friends, like 10 good friends, 20 decent friends
>girls you've kissed: like 15ish
>girls you've fucked: 6 I think

Overall, I'm pretty happy, but I want to improve these things.

>>737268497

>Age: 18
>Income: daddy
>Savings: 800 dlls
>Education: just started university
>Height: 5'8''
>Number of friends: real friends 3, "friends" like 10
>Girls you've kissed: real kisses 2, dumb kisses that you give drunk and you dont even know the person 10
>Girls you've fucked: zero
how fked i am?

>Age: 38
>Income: 60K
>Savings: IDK, a few grand?
>Education: GED, military training
>Height: 6'1"
>Number of friends: true friends? 10-12 tops
>Girls you've kissed: too many to remember
>Girls you've fucked: too many to remember

>>737273829
Yeah i lied in mine
only wanted to picture a good life sorry

>>737273920
you're doing fine. Now get off /b/ and go do something productive.

>Age: 21
>Income: $7/hr
>Education: finishing up Bachelor's degree
>Height: 6'5''
>Number of friends: idk, like 12?
>Girls you've kissed: 8+1 guy
>Girls you've fucked: 3

>>737273829
Im 29, so id expect to be making more than most of the 18-25 year olds who are either just finishing highschool or uni.

>Age
Nineteen
>Income
$10.50/hr avg. 27 hr/wk
>Savings
$2,000
>Education
Undergrad currently
>Height
6'
>Number of girls I have kissed
One
>Number of girls I have fucked
I'm not a lesbian

I mean I don't exactly wanna cum-it, but I'm not particularly happy.

>>737273529
Find something you enjoy doing, find a way to make money out of it, find work you like, find your talent, what would you do for free, what would you do if you won the lottery? If it's be a doctor great, if it's teach scuba to travelers in thailand great. Sometimes this isn't possible and doesn't align, so decide on another path to earn big bucks somehow then retire fast.
Qualify in whatever that is.
Forget the $$$ signs unless your strategy is to save a lot then retire young (you'll still want to work doing things after you retire anyway, work gives purpose)
Go to the gym - watch your diet - use steroids if needs be - gain confidence - talk to women

all of your numbers will shoot up here.

>>737273353
Wizard status

>>737273573
nah i'm like 220 pounds

>>737273829
I think I've fucked up my life. I'm almost 30. I'm fat. I'm in two shitty relationships.(because I can't make a choice) I'm broke. I work a job I hate. I now know what Tyler durden was talking about.

>>737268497
>Age: 24
>Income: 12 K/y (plus other service fees)
>Savings: ~100 K
>Education: Lawyer
>Height: 165 cm
>Number of friends: 15
>Girls you've kissed: 5
>Girls you've fucked: 2

>>737274035
i'm waiting till i start university bro, i'll start in august

hoping to loose my virginity soon too

>>737273829
nothing in this thread really jumped out as unreasonable
you just can't fathom that strangers on the internet might be better off than you

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>19
>10k CAD
>Highschool
>5'11"
>20
>8
>3

K I L L M E

>>737274158
yep
it's not what it's cracked up to be

>>737274305
You're doing pretty damn well

>Age: 32
>Income: 12k/yr
>Savings: -36
>Education: Some college
>Height: 5'11.5
>Number of friends: idk how many are really my friends so i'll say 3
>Girls you've kissed: 5
>Girls you've fucked: 2, married the 2nd one

AGE: OF empires - 21
Income: 10k per month
Education: High School
Height: 71 kilos
Girs kissed: 15
Girls fucked: 5

>>737268497
>Age: 31
>Income: 350,000
>Savings: over 1 million
>Education: Doctorate in medicine
>Height: 6'3
>Number of friends: 25-30
>Girls you've kissed: 1
>Guys I've kissed: 23
>Girls you've fucked: 1
>Guys I've fucked 50+

>>737274203
go shoot yourself in the cheek and blow up some buildings
that'll fix your life

>>737268497
>>Age: 21
>>Income: 80k/year
>>Savings: $0
>>Education: I have a degree on comunication and broadcasting, what a waste
>>Height: 6'2"
>>Number of friends: Like 8
>>Girls you've kissed: 350 aprox
>>Girls you've fucked: 44

>>737274122
I blame my upbringing. Its safe to say that I had a harder childhood than 99% of you fags. Now I can't look people in the eye and I don't really feel emotions like normal people. I do empathize though and I love animals and I like to help people.

>Age: 22
>Income: fuck knows
>Savings: lol wat
>Education: hah
>Height: short
>Number of friends: 10?
>Girls you've kissed: 4-5?
>Girls you've fucked: 2

>Age: 19
>Income: 8K GBP/yr from student loan and betting
>Savings: -900 because booze and concerts
>Education: Completing BSc CompSci
>Height: 6"2
>Number of friends: Maybe 20 real close ones
>Girls you've kissed: Single digits somewhere
>Girls you've fucked: 1 gf

Pretty normie

>>737268497
Needs a shampoo

>>737274516
Lol what a faggy loser

>>737268497
26
$16/hour
Jack shit
College dropout
6'03"
Like 8
7
6

>>737268497
19

0$

600$

High School

5'8"

0

0

0

I'll just wait until I die in my sleep

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>Age: 28
>Income: 42k
>Savings:3k
>Education: some tech college
>Height: 5'9''
>Number of friends: 6 close friends.
>Girls you've kissed: a bunch
>Girls you've fucked: 12

3 out of those 12 i fucked were in the last 3 weeks... im rebounding hard.. the more girls i hook up with the worse i feel.

>>737274516

Hey.... you like uniforms? >>737273985

>>737274470
wtf do you do to make 12k/yr
cashier at taco bell makes far more than that

>>737274594
I'll bet my upbringing was as hard as yours and this is me
>>737273886

>>737268497
You know its an underage b& when someone asks how many girls you've kissed.

>>737268497
>>Age: 26
>>Income: $25k
>>Savings: $85,000 cad
>>Education: bachelor of arts, starting law school in September
>>Height: 6'
>>Number of friends: a few?
>>Girls you've kissed: 12
>>Girls you've fucked: 1

>>737268497
How do I stack up?

>Age: 27
>Income: 38k / yr
>Savings: $12k
>Education: Bachelor of Science , Criminal Justice
>Height: 5'10"
>Number of friends: 3 close friends. Lots of other normal friends.
>Girls you've kissed: Not sure.
>Girls you've fucked: 4

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>>737274466
Double dubs have convinced me life isn't so bad. Thanks

>>737268497
>Age: 28
>Income: $1200/month
>Savings: Zero
>Education: Some high school some college
>Height: 5'11"
>Number of friends: Zero
>Girls you've kissed: Zero
>Girls you've fucked: Zero

>>737268497
>Age: 19
>Income: Currently in school, $18/hour when working
>Savings: See above. I'm broke af.
>Education: Civil Engineering
>Height: 6'4" white male blue eyes dirty blonde hair and totally sexy face
>Number of friends: 10ish, I roll alone. I don't really like people. I'm a really nice guy at work though, gonna be a good lil wagecuck making 6 figures
>Girls you've kissed: 0, never asked them out cause most of them don't interest me. Most people don't for that matter.
>Girls you've fucked: 0

>>737274901
Hang in there, two more years until wizard-dom!

>>737274711
I don't pretend to be a strong individual.

>>737274703
As a cashier at taco bell I made 8k a year. Now I scoop popcorn at a theater for 12k a year.

>>737274594
I had a hard childhood. It takes time to move past. You'll be fine. Just keep going.

>>737274644
Who are you calling a loser? Im rich as hell, work maybe twice a week and get my dick sucked constantly. You're out here making fun of people who are greater than you, you piece of shit.

>>737268497
19
About $8k maybe?
$1.5k savings
In college
5'9"
2
2
1

>>737268497
>>Age: 44
>>Income: 9/hr
>>Savings: 0
>>Education: drop out middle school
>>Height:5'2"
>>Number of friends: 0
>>Girls you've kissed: 0
>>Girls you've fucked: 0

Plus, still browsing 4chan

Best way to an hero?

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>>737268497
>Age: 23
>Income: 70k/year
>Savings: $0, you should see my gun collection though
>Education: bachelors
>Height: manlet
>Number of friends: 1
>Girls you've kissed: 0
>Girls you've fucked: 0

pic related, love of my life

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past three years of my life

>joined the army & completed basic training at 16

>got both a model girlfriend and the first girl I've ever crushed on around the same time at 17

>backpacked Europe for a month at 18

I'm a month from being 19 and I wonder what'll happen next

PS I'm a high school drop out (;

>Age: 25
>Income: $108k USD
>Savings: ~$20k
>Education: College dropout
>Height: 5'11
>Girls you've kissed: like 15
>Girls you've fucked: 5

>>737268497
Age: 28
Income: 60k AUD/Year (exclu dividends etc)
Savings: Liquid cash 2K AUD Gold >$500 (around 7 grams) + money held in portfolio shares, ETFs etc.
Education: Completed 1 year of two university degrees. So unfinished Dip of Business Management
Height: 6"4'
Number of friends: are co-workers i drink with once a week friends?
Girls you've kissed: lost count
Girls you've fucked: lost count >25

>>737274684
what's your secret?
teach me to fuck a new girl every week so i can feel miserable too

>>737274684
I feel you on the rebounding bro - missing her so much I can't breathe.

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>>737275115
"making fun of people who are greater than you"
your a virgin

>>737268497
>>Age: 41
>>Income: Usually around 65K a year, depending on hoe much business I get
>>Savings: lol, are you joking? I got 3 kids
>>Education: Associate's degree in Automotive technology, Associate's degree in business management
>>Height: 5'10"
>>Number of friends: Idk, like, 6, probably
>>Girls you've kissed: Probably 20 or so
>>Girls you've fucked: 17

>>737268497
>Age:18
>Income: what ever minimum wage is
>Savings: none
>Education: highschool, not enrolled in college
>Height: 6,4
>Number of friends: 15?
>Girls you've kissed: 1
>Girls you've fucked: none

>Age: 19
>Income: 30k a year
>Savings: 200
>Education: tech school
>Height: 6'0"
>Number of friends: idk 5
>Girls you've kissed: 3
>Girls you've fucked: 2
I don't have much else to say

>>737269850
beautiful post
> you are tall lol

>>737275271
did you even read my original post? Im obviously not a virgin.

>>737275193
your girls gonna cheat on you with jodie

>>737275271
you're**

>>737275028
pre or post tax?
a full time minimum wage worker makes 15k pre tax

>>737275166
shoot up a school then suicide by cop
leave a note saying /b/ made you do it

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>Age: 26
>Income: 25 to 30
>Savings: not much
>Education: 3 years of art school, i dont recommend
>Height: 6'2
>Number of friends: a lot, maybe 30 close ones
>Girls you've kissed: around 30
>Girls you've fucked: 11

How the hell do you guys sleep with 20+ women?

>>737275219
secret to fucking random girls? bars and tinder
>>737275251
its sad man.. this girl just ruined me.. stay strong baww bro

>>737270294
Lol child support, you cpuuld just kill the baby

>>737268497
>Age: 20
>Income: 13k a year
>Savings: $3,000
>Education: Enrolled in College
>Height: 5'11"
>Number of friends: 3
>Girls you've kissed: 3
>Girls you've fucked: none

>>737268497
fuck off fbi

>>737275424
correcting spelling on the internet.
virgin confirmed
>>737275374
you come off as a guy that would lie on 4 chan

>>737274516
Have fun with your AIDS and also no one with a md calls it a doctorate. Unless you mean phd and then still the same.
>t. Spinal surgeon, MD

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>>737268497
>>Age: 25
>>Income: $50,000
>>Savings: $9,000
>>Education: College
>>Height: 172cm
>>Number of friends: 0
>>Girls you've kissed:1
>>Girls you've fucked: 1

death by hanging

>>737268497
>27
>$56,500/yr
>$2,000
>graduate school
>5'10"
>kissed 12
>fucked 5