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All right , listen up its 1914 , world war 1 . you're german

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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All right , listen up
its 1914 , world war 1 . you're german and been assinged into 23rd Assault Detachment . The order is up to leave the trenches and charge at enemy positions . roll to see how well you do
>PRO TIP - you mostly die
last digits tell yours future
1 - shot down right after leaving the trench'
2 - artillery barrage
3 - mustard gas
4 - enemy charged at you with bayonete and killed you
5 - while you enter enemy trench , it collapses on you
6 - get shot by officer for not following orders
7 - enemy throw grenade at your feet
8 - machine gun nest mov you
9 - you got stuck in barbed wire and got shot
0 - you survive the assault and live to tell the tale
Dub - same as 0 but you volounter for next assault
trip - you kill enemy officer and the whole trench surrenders to you
quad - You get promoted to general and get comfy at headquarters
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don't mind my dubs
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>>737268061
They see me rollin
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sieg heil
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>>737268061
Roll
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>>737268304
Fuck
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For kaiser bill!!
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I just hope my death is painless
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One last time over the top! For king and country!
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If I get dub 4, then I get a tank for next assault
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>>737268610
Yes I can write a book now and be a professional war veteran!
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>>737268660
lol what a lucker
op's here . lemme try
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Shoulda taken that messenger job like my buddy pvt. Adolf...
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>>737268061
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'
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>>737268800
Wow you hero
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fuck nazi larpers
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At least history will remember me as a hero.
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>>737268800
Whoa, guess I lived through both assaults
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>>737268061
Licken my dicken!
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Hol' up, let me just admire this photo of my loved one before I go over the top
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Remember lads, it is better to die for your country then live for yourself!

Schwanz lutschen!
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>>737268061
Cmon lads
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>>737268850
>1914
We arent nazis.... Yet {·`_´·}
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>>737268061
Hq here i come
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>>737268850

In WWI German Americans were lynched in the USA, while in Germany a liberal and fair society promised freedom for all.
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>>737269050
Eh i lived
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>>737268061
Vive la France.
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No guts, no glory
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>>737268061
Roll
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Unt chaarge
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>>737269100
And you just keep volunteering and living you sir are an inspiration to us all.
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>>737268061
Letsa roll
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k
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>>737269213
>RAM
A mustard gas canister into your body.
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>>737269266
ok rolling for second assault
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Forward onto dawn!
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>>737268061
syke i'm schlump so i run away fuck yo dumb war
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>>737268061

get
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>>737268061
rolling for this
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tryingtosurvive rolll
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I hope I survive
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>>737268061
Rolling for total German victory during World War I.
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For mein führer
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G
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I'm gonna fight till I see the Third Reich. HEILLLL
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Please be gentle
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Please be gentle.
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I see no artillery trucks. This is best gaem lobby ever!
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Obviously roll.
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>>737268061
*Whistle Blows* OVER THE TOP BOYS, CHAAARRGGGEEE!!!
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Fuck it fam.
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About to live long enough to witness nazi greatness!
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Its a long way to tipperary...
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Fuck
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What is dead shall never die!!!
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Rollin for fatherland
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Rollerino
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Roll over the trenches
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Rollllll
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Ahhhhhhh
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>>737268061
Roll
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I'm dead huh
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>>737268061
Duetchlands uber alles
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>>737270677
But did I die?
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>>737270706
Coward
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>>737270799
No, read it says same as 0 but volunteer for next glorious assault
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roll germ bros
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>>737268061
For the Empire
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>>737268610
>>737268660
>>737268850
>>737269030
>>737269050
>>737269430
>>737269630
>>737270030
>>737270370
>>737270530
>>737270780
survivors that lived throught hell

>>737268800
>>737269100
>>737269266
>>737270677
>>737270799
>>737270988

people who lived throught hell and volountered to fight further for papaland
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>>737268061
Rollins Band
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roll
roll
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>>737268061
Roll
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Rollout
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Roll for fatherland
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>>737268061
plz
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Let me live to see another day
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>>737271588
Hitler smiles on you brother
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Hail Jeronimoooooo!
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>>737271835
>hitler
>ww1
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>>737268061
Zieg heil to mein dubs
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>>737268061
Take a seat you yankee fuck.
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>>737268061
10% jesus those are shitty odds.
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>>737268061
Roll
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjLgL8mE33Q
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>>737272118
>shitty odds
welcome to the ww1 boi
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rolling for comfy headquarters
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>>737272224
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>>737272210
you lucky son of a bitch...
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>>737268061
roll
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>>737268061
Roller
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>>737272164
fuck
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>>737268061
Rooollin with the homies
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Rolling to die
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Quads
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I am a robot
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no general yet
>dissapointed
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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finna get comfy
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>>737268061
re-roll because fuck mustard gas
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>>737272941
ah, thanks!
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>>737268061

Rolling.
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>>737268061
ROLL
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roll again god damn
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oh shit im dead
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nigger
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i need to live
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>>737268061
Dicks
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>>737268061
Roll to die
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>>737268061
roll for adolf
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>>737268061

roll
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ayy lmao
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>>737268061
Fuck can't do anything right
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>>737268061
This is dumb but why not?
Leroy Jenkins!!!!
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>>737268061
roll for the glory of Germany
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I wipe my own ass
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Goodbye
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deus vult
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I live to tell the tale.
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oh shit a grenade
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#hitler
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>>737268061
Sieg.
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wait its mustard gas
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Long live the German empire!
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>>737268061
i wanna be hitler
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rolling in the deep
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>>737268061
Leggo mustard gas.
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probly gona die in vain
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Rollo
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>>737275416
that fucking kike
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GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
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pew pew
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roll2die
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Rool
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why not
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>>737268061
For ze Kaiser!
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Let's see
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r0ll
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>>737268061
Roller derby>>737268061
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Nigger
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>>737276680
Victory
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sure
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If i die i go out in the war
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>>737268061
whatahelluvawaytodie
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>>737268061
Rollerooni
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In Treue fest
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>>737268061
I think I'll roll again.
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Long live eternal Germany!
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>>737268061
Partition Germany!
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>>737268061
on ward!
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Well fuck
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>>737268061
Roll
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Watch and learn.
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>>737268061
Lets go bois
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>>737268061
fuck it
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krautz ;)
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>>737277448
Rip
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>>737277467
shit nades at my feet if i roll an even number i throw it back
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>>737277488
next assault fuck
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rollito
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I want to die
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Watch and learn pussys!
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>>737277610
God dammit
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>>737277700
Oh fuck off
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>>737277754
Finally
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I roll
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>>737268061
roll
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Second attack and I dont have a scratch.
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got mit uns.
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>>737277700
Fritz you gon live forever
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>>737268061

Anything but the gas.
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>>737268061
Rolling. Also, if i get 0 I get to inform Hitler of the future and how he can avoid getting fucked in ww2.
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>>737268061
rollerino
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>>737268061
Rollin for 5. Seems the funnier way to die
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>>737268061
>we are losing objective butter.
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Negro
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well lets roll
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>>737268061
for the motherland
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tell my mother i love her.
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>>737268061

come on 1
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>>737268061
jokes on the other side because im a spy so it's technically friendly fire
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lets go
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i will tell this tale to my great grandchildren one day
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>>737268061
I shall carry us to Valhalla!
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>>737278052
i pray to god that i see another day to get home to my sweetie.
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