>dumbass boyfriend wants to hold up a book and see if a desert

>>737253981
WOWOW I HAVENT SEEN THIS POSTED 20 TIMES YET

>>737254229
is there vid

Bump for video!

guessing he wanted to commit suicide and hated his girlfriend and decided to kill two birds with one stone. either that or he was seriously retarded

>>737254621
she is actually pregnant

I can't seem to find the video. anyone got it?

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why in the world does anyone think this would be uploaded to the internet after the death? its obviously being held by police and not being released

>>737253981
I heard about this. What an idiot

I think he's seen way too many movies/cartoons where some sort of concealed book magically saves the protagonist from a stab/shot.

>>737254787
Fucking white people, always taking the dramatic way out. Niggers just leave the kid behind.

>>737255306
probably a retard. it's a fucking desert eagle. enough said.

>>737255306
apparently they shot a book earlier and the bullet didnt go through. I suspect the gun powder was low on that particular bullet

>>737253981

He never got through a book himself so he figured that a bullet wouldn't be able to as well.

>>737255149
If videos of the US government privately hanging Saddam Hussein made it onto the internet within 2 days, what makes you think this is somehow sacred?

>>737255457
kek

>>737255432
She probably missed the book because she's female and they can't really do anything.

>>737253981
i just heard bout it. Serves u right.

science showed lately, that sex doesnt actually sell products. Look how smart ppl r - they dont get fooled. Look how dumb ppl r - they thought it will sell their dumb shit. They though loading live -,5cal round into deagle is gonna not go through a book

>>737255482
those are two completely different situations. Besides think about it you just shot your boyfriend are you really gonna upload it? think man

>>737255596
Ever hear of live streaming and other people recording? Fucking retard

>>737255878
if you read the article you can see it wasnt live streamed calm your man tits

the dessert eagle is a bitch boi pistol

a 60 cal Swampland Condor is a man handgun!

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There is no video. The police found the 2 gopros recording and they confiscated it.

>>737256266
when will they leak it?

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>>737256240

I own one of those fake gold plated desert eagles its titanium that has been treated to look like gold. real 24k gold plating costs the same from magnum research but it fades way too quickly with even after single magazine. my 50 can shoot thru engine blocks so the idea that it wouldnt go thru a book is just silly

>>737254420
this, i want to see her face when it happens

>>737256577
the camera wouldnt even be pointed at her

>>737255306
Now I havent seen the video but Its hard to believe (or maybe too easy to believe) that he held it right in front of him, this is how I see it. As a regular target shooter.

He held the book away from him, girl (as they all do), Leans away from the gun, turns her head, closes her eyes and fires. Hits bf. Again havent heard or seen this but I've seen it too often irl

>>737256488
i know you agree.

if your bullets arent 60 cal, its a pea shooter and you drink pee for shooting such a pea shooter

IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO! A PRANK!

LINK RHE MOTHERFUCKIN VIDYA

>>737256629
might be a wide shot of both of them

>>737253981
he wants to see if the pistol will stop the bullet or the book that he was holding?

>>737256691
>Coroner removes bullet
>Sees etching on base
>Puts under microscope
>Reads this:
The joke's in you

>>737256240

>dessert

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either he was as stupid as stupid can be or he didnt want to raise her children

>>737256930
like a cake, because only you fatasses think its a great little gun

the 60 CALIBER SWAMPLAND CONDOR is the best magazine fed handgun on the planet!

>>737257230
I stick to the .88 AS myself. It's great at shooting 'Cans.

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>>737257230
the desert eagle already feels like catching a hammer each trigger pull. this is basically asking for palm bruises

>>737257368
you are a bitch boi, the 60 cal Swampland Condor comes with a tripod and a length of string

you mount the cannon on its tripod and tie the string around the trigger, aim at what you want to shoot at, uncoil the string and hide behind a tree or something when you shoot it


get on my level, if you need to hold your gun, you might as well just hold a cock cause its just as gay

>>737258051
if you fire it like that why stop at .6? you can make a cannon if you fire it with string...

>>737258051
wut...

so how do you shoot a moving target?

>>737258475
shhhh thats too advanced for his methods

>>737258448
thats a different gun, thats the Jurassic Highland Pterodactyl.

its a caliber that doesnt have a name really, but it measure 20 feet in diameter. Its packed with almost a ton of powder. and its projectile is made of aluminum with a steel base. the primer is the size of 2 minivans side by side.


>>737258475
you instill it with dread.

>>737259003
i googled it and its legit

>>737255545
Or they probably used the same book

>>737259295
they should of used one of those 22 Long Range bullets instead.

those go through butter like a hot knife through butter

>>737259126
dont be a lying faggot, everyone that knows about it knows that google banned it from its search because they are outfitting all of their AI-compatible robots with them for when their version of skynet goes online

>>737255551
what the fuck are you even talking about

Since they were filming it it must have gotten on the internet. all the news outlets say there was MULTIPLE angles to watch it from, so what the fuck anons?

>>737256240
>implying anything less than the .50BMG Thunder is a legit concealed carry option

grow up /b/

>>737255545
This is true, cunt is subhuman and useless. All cunt should be put in rape camps.

>>737254420
There are videos of it happening somewhere.
Apparently from like 3 different angles aswell.

>>737257024
They already have a 3 year old child together. The second one was just the last fucking straw for him. Couple months left till that bombshell drops from her uterus. Probably wanted to an hero but to retarded to do it himself. Suggest "prank" to pregnant gf. Bulletproof plan. No one knows it was a suicide

The Darwin Award for 2017 goes to...

>>737260513
They do couple prank videos together apparently. What have their other stupid pranks been about?

So they're ,mature enough to have kids at 22 but are dumb enough to think this would go well, smh this world is doomed :-(

>>737253981
Is there some kind of video?

>>737262748
there are many kinds of video, .mp4, .avi, .mkv, etc. etc.

be newer

>>737262613
Natural selection my friend

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>>737262748
FBI's reviewing it

>>737263093
looks a lot like the police is actually reviewing it... are they feds undercover as police?

ARE THEY INTERNAL AFFAIRS??

if so, why are they reviewing a bitch blasting a hole in her ex's chest?

>>737263560
FBI lead tactician here. We cannot say much. But this story about the girl killing her bf with the golden eagle is WAY BIGGER than you can imagine. The world will know soon enough

and the darwin award goes to...

>>737263879
Is this another Killary special? Was he a Democratic genius who threatened to expose how she made Russia rig the election or she was going to release her Putin sex video?

>>737253981
FUCKING KEK SOMEONE SOURCE PLEASE.

>>737263093
They're scrolling archived threads.

>>737263879
How much bigger? a .50 Albatross? a .50 Condor? It couldnt be a .50 Ostrich?

dear god..... a silver plated .50 wood pigeon? we havent seen the likes of those since the 70's....

WHAT ARE WE UP AGAINST

>>737253981
he wanted to make a yt channel where he did dangerous stunts and shit. The dumbass probably would've died sooner or later

>>737264627
.50 albatross fam.

>>737253981
guys like that can get a gf and i cant

am i wrong for not wanting to date girls that have been with guys that i look down on?

>>737264731
Jesus Christ. I thought we caught all those in Saddams bunker...

My God, with a handgun that big.. we need to go public... this has real implications.... Does NASA know?

Can you imagine the horror

>be astronaut
>be chilling running on space treadmill
>bout to go kill some space mice with autism
>all day breakfast for dinner
>sweet.jpg
>*ISS shakes*
>thefuckwasthat.mp4
>look at earth
>new crater
>wtf
>as looking at new crater, another crater appears
>Russian lab is obliterated
>embrace the vacuum of space as Im blown into the void
>final thought as I embrace the abyss....
>some cunt got a .50 Albatross....
>ggwp

>>737265487
kekd m9

>>737264330
Thats a little scary

>>737255312
They're mexicants, dipshit.

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>>737265487

>>737265487
holy fuck my sides

>>737265487
kekd m8

>>737256240
>the dessert eagle is a bitch boi pistol
So you're willing to shoot a book on your chest with a deagle?

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>>737265487
>bout to go kill some space mice with autism
holy shit im ded

>>737255457

underratted

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>>737265487
this post best post

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>>737265487
>>737265487
>>737265487

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>>737265487
>>737265487

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>>737265487
I hope this is capped
Well done anon genuine keks had.

>>737253981
Some people will do anything but read a book.

>>737265487
>space mice with autism

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>>737265487
we need to tell NASA

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>>737265487

>>737265487
someone cap this utter garbage... we need to save space mice from autism & the .50 albatross

>>737254621
He seemed like a sweet Lil boy.
Sorta looked like damn Daniel.
Also a tad fruity. That test book will be worth MULTIPLE dollars on eBay.
Tropic of Capricorn with whole thru it

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>>737267610
They know the iss was killed along with the space mice with autism.

>space mice with autism.

>>737255306
Whisky flask and an old derringer is one thing....

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>>737265487

>>737265487
someone cap this. jesus christ

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In phone can't cap here's some screenshot.

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>>737267974
2/2

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>>737268010
3/2

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>>737268063
7/9

>>737267974
>>737268010
Caps are screenshots you dumb autistic fuck.

>>737265487
someone tell /k/ of the fable of the .50 Albatross.... This message of warning needs to be embraced, less we all meet the same fate as the autistic space mice

ill cap this

>>737268115
Dude it's like 4 am nearly
Let it slide.

>>737268125
And the treadmill

>>737265487
>ggwp
lost my shit /b/ro, legit wp

>>737268214
No.jpeg

>>737268115
And not as autistic as those mice

>>737268296
Dude it's neatly 4am
Let it slide.jpeg

>>737265713
>>737266866
>>737267066
>>737267183
>>737267321
>>737267416
>>737267452
>>737267521
>>737267527
>>737267666
>>737267586
>>737267849
>>737267953
>samefaggin this hard

Shit is not even funny, samefag.

Sage.

>>737265487
where does one procure a .50 Albatross? Because fuck Jupiter

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Literally,
1 comment was mine
Try again fucknuts

>>737266734
>mexicans aren't white people

>>737268446
Outerspace ammo 'n' surplus

>>737253981
found the vid. check it before UTubz takes it down:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0og__4mZkGI

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>>737265487
cap this shit
>autistic space mice
>ggwp

>>737268406
>>737268512
Wrong edgelord.

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>>737268406
Gotta be, I thought I read it wrong, its just not funny though.

>>737268721
>>737268512
Deffo not samefaggin

>>737265487
why the fuck is everyone laughing at this? new meme i missed?

>>737265487
legit kekd at this
>as looking at new crater, another crater appears
>Russian lab is obliterated

>>737253981
10/10 of it was actually a suicide.

>>737268846
Unless someone makes one of autistic space mice no, it was just unexpectedly funny

>>737268846
>implying autistic space mice isnt funny
L2.50Albatross

Someone make this thread into a cap
So it can be sent on to YLYL threads instead of bananas

>>737265487
Fuck the Russians anyway tbh

>>737253981
>mexican speedreading

>>737268721
What you don't find posting reaction images that have been used 986739084928 times and quoting a part or two of it for a screen cap is funny?

>>737269125
They're just Trying to be edgy for the sake of it.

It was funny, and probably the most original thing on /b/ for months.

>>737253981
Apparently there is NOT a fucking video you fucking autistic fuck face

>>737265487
>OP posts BS of retards retarding
>the true horror of the .50 Albatross is reviled

Humanity wins this time OP....

except for the autistic space mice, fuck them.

>>737269275
Everyone except the Russians.

>>737269068
someone do this. never seen a derail as hilarious as this

>>737269366
I included autistic space mice... I assumed everyone knew that included the Russians

>>737269373
One with the comments and laughing memes.

I've capped the actual thing but not the replies.

>>737269458
I did not, Russians don't register as human.
Probably closer to the treadmill

>>737269482
then its not capped. you gotta go full montage.

... for the fallen autistic space mice if nothing else

>>737268406
this, it was not funny at all, probably a samefag

>>737268547
Shit tier bait

>>737255482
The iraqi government hung him idiot. It was filmed with a cell phone.

>>737269623
I'm on my phone so I can't

Need some other anon to do it.

Also
I started spreading it
>>737269666

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>>737269251
this tbh fam
>pic related

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>>737269251
it wad real ebic friendo

>>737256003
no but they had a bunch of people they knew there watching them do it, a few were filming

>>737256003
Post link

>>737265487
include me in the cap pls

>>737261807
This happened within 50miles of where I live it's amazing how many Darwin Awards they could give out here.

>>737265487
>new crater
hope thats where I live

>>737269796
gay. tell /k/ theyll lose there shit over this

they actually believed they could easily get rich making youtube videos like this; that shows you the IQ's of the people involved

Should've used a Nokia phone nigger tits

>>737270170
what did you expect form autistic space mice?

is autistic space mice a meme now..

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>>737270326
It can be

>>737264731
>>737264627
>WHAT ARE WE UP AGAINST
>.50 albatross fam

>>737265487
RIP

>>737270478
10/10

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>>737270480
Ayyyyy I suggested the albatross.

Also maybe this one?

>>737265487
unveiling the .50 Albatross to nerf some autistic space mice mice seems overkill....

>>737270566
Or this I like this one though
>>737270478

>>737270690
>implying the autistic space mice were the targets
>'Russian lab is obliterated'
>ISS becomes USAIS
>freak accident
>Murica wins
>.50 Albatross was a freak accident
>accident

>>737270886
holy shit it goes deeper

>>737270886
Ruined it.

>>737270886
>USAIS
you mean the USASS, dipshit.

>>737270690
Happy incident not actual target.

>>737255306
It's somewhat grounded in reality. Apparently copies of the Holy Bible stopped a fair few bullets in WWI (because it was in the breast pocket, not because it's a bible). But of course, they weren't .50 rounds.

THIS
FUCKING
THREAD

>>737271161
Because nazi bullets were made of the fillings from jew teeth

Inexpensive and basically useless
It's my long standing theory that's why they lost.

>>737271317
Wrong war, shithead

So is it pointless monitoring this thread for the video?

>>737271635
News articles said that they were filming it from two different angles, not streaming it, so the cops probably have the only video

>>737271317
>be young nazi scientist pulling fillings for the juden
>smelt into inferior bullets because jew teeth
>ziss vill not do
>contact the fuhrer inform him of long term plan
>step 1 have child raise as militant gun maker.
>step 2 he build the weapon that will go to iss
>Step 3 name it after the majestic albatross
>step 4 fuck those autistic space mice.

>>737271379
God dammit I thought it said WWII
>>737271804
Fucked up my entire greentext.

>>737271635
What video? There is only the albatross.

>>737271900
>>be young scientist of the Empire pulling fillings for the juden
>>smelt into inferior bullets because jew teeth
>>ziss vill not do
>>contact the kaiser inform him of long term plan
>>step 1 have child raise as militant gun maker.
>>step 2 he build the weapon that will go to iss
>>Step 3 name it after the majestic albatross
>>step 4 fuck those autistic space mice.

Better?

>>737272201
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best I can do in the time allowed

>>737272281
Perfect.

Autistic space mice is a meme.

>>737272404
Singles confirms it

>>737272281
>capping your own post
Damn son

Lucky you've done that thread is dying.

>>737266734
They get sold into sex slavery rings or smuggle drugs. Everybody knows that.

>>737272281
fucking lol.
acoustic space mice in a thing now

>>737272473
We requested it.
And tbh it's still hella funny.

This thread is garbage

>>737272705
Obligatory Edgelord enters.

>>737272705
of course it is, where do you think you are?

>>737272281
holy shit.

the absolute mad man

>>737272705
found the autistic space mouse

>>737272657
Newfags and Normies gonna come on tomorrow and not know what the fucks happening

Im not going to sleep till this 404s and it's 5am

Got work in two hours

>it's anon boss i can't make it into work today, albotross.50 and autistic space mice got me all kinds of fucked up.

>>737272840
Is he laying on the floor or something

>>737272281
So much samefagging. Worthless meme.

>>737273211
be more of an autistic space mouse.

>>737273211
People need to stop calling samefaggin

There's been literally no samefaggin.

>>737273211
Fukkin autistic space mouse.

>>737272281
someone edit this so its not garbage. And that it includes
>>737270886

>>737273388
nice try cucklord

>>737273189
nah /b/ro, autistic space mouse shit, you wouldn't understand

Still is garbage

>>737272201
>>737273484
Add that too.

>>737273211
>wahhh I dont like what youre talking about wahhh

is your space mouse autistic bro?

>>737273565
Clearly this went over your head.

Be more autistic, from space and a mouse

>>737256490
liar

>>737256490
Nope.

>>737256919
>coroner removes bullet
>implying there would be a head left to remove it from.

>>737256490
This never happened.

>>737261268
lying faggot

>>737261268
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURCE

>>737273955
Doesn't say where he romoves it ferm

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>>737273640
better?

>>737273955
He was shot in the chest apparently. Because, you know, safety first and stuff

>>737274187
Coolaid man.

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>>737268846
i didnt get the joke too but seem fun for anons so it's okay .

>>737271117
this was funny

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>>737274487

>>737274867
Someone add autistic screeching to any of these.
>>737270478
>>737270566

>>737275019
you just did

>>737256003
maybe you should just go fuck your mother you fat forever alone unloved neckbeard?

Put me in the screencap

>>737259575
>LR
>Long Range

You best be joking, nigger

>>737274187

honestly I'm saving this to post in YLYL threads to confuse the fuck out of people.

>>737262613
>mature enough
lol all you need to do is bust a nut

>>737275844
this is why peoplejust post bananas

>>737254229
ok well get a fuckin life so 4chan isnt your only source of activity

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>>737261708
>Suicide
I don't want to live in this world either anymore, where it's apparently better to have people remember you dying while being the biggest retard, than have them know you killed yourself

>>737263093
i hate them fucking fgts