So what does /b/ leave the house with everyday? >Inb4 a bible

>>737217241
bump

>>737217241
actual autism.

>>737217702
this

>>737217702
>>737217241
>The adult version of Edgy

A bible and some magnums.

>>737217241
What country was the gun made in?

>>737217906
>You forgot bleach

>>737217891
American made

>>737217241
Wallet, keys, headset, phone

My PSP, my PsVita, my cell, pair of Samsung earbuds, and a half serrated butterfly knife, and sometimes my Yu-Gi-Oh deck

SPECTACLES, TESTICALS, WALLET AND WATCH....

>>737218270
When was it that we started letting hillbillies on 4chan? And why?

>>737218275
I kek'd
>>737218270
Good choice of dip
>>737218163
Gotta have Yu-Gi-Oh cards incase someone wants to duel me on the streets

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>>737217241
take away the hat, bible, lighter, your magnum condom for your huge dong, get a new pair of glasses,and that gay ass 2005 old man phone belt clip and now you're getting somewhere

>>737218481
Exactly. No one stands a chance against three sphere kuriboh.

>>737218538
I meant it to be cringy

You either trying too hard, or you got some serious issues if you leave your house with a gun everyday.

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>>737217241

>>737218347
The thought of me being a hillbilly is absolutely hilarious. gtfo pleb.

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>>737217241

>>737218703
But the Terrorists

>>737218740
It's the Glock and the can of dip. The knife looks pretty country too.

>>737218270
Hello AT&T wire tech

>>737218703
I leave my house with a gun every day and I can confirm, I have serious issues. I'm unsure whether those two things have any connection, though.

>>737218930
Sometimes a Glock and a can of dip is all you need in Murica

>>737217241
Your pistol is a piece of shit. Spend more than $120 next time.

>>737218270
Your pistol is a piece of shit too

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>>737219227
>he wants people to spend more money

My wallet and phone because I don't need to worry about being shot on the street

>implying /b/ ever leaves the house

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LMFAO!!! OP YOU ARE ON A HIGH LEVEL OF CRINGE

>>737219227
>>737219288

Where's yours?

>>737218930
I had actually found that knife on a hiking trail a few years ago. it's pretty crap but I was able to sharpen the blade some. it works great for opening amazon packages and mail, that's about it lol.

>>737217241
Hey OP, those small pliers you have with a small flashlight...is that shit any useful? These kind of pliers don't look really strong to me.

>>737219827
They are pretty useful, I used them the other day to pull out a ground plug out that was stuck in the socket of a power bar and Ive used them for other things. It has a mini saw + Philips/ Flat heads screw driver

>>737219447
Don't need one. I'm not surrounded by niggers and sand niggers.

>>737219325
You get what you pay for when it comes to guns dipshit. If the gun is cheap as fuck (and isn't an SKS or Mosin Nagant) it's more than likely a piece of shit.

>>737217241
This can't be real.

>>737220046
Well I am, Florida gets pretty fucking crazy sometimes.

>>737220112
And I can fit it all in my cargo pants

>>737220130
So move

>>737220024
Man, i never gave much credit to them...thanks for the answer.

>>737220308
No. Endless summer, an excuse to drive a Jeep and sluts

>>737220457
Do you carry the dildo in your ass?

>>737220524
Well...can't argue with the sluts I guess. Still, get a better gun than in OP's pic.

>>737217811
>the adult version

>>737217241
Fackin Redneck

>>737217241
Starting a thread with;

>Inb4

is SO stupid. OP never has to put that because OP is LITERALLY Inb4 every other post in the thread. It's like starting a thread with "First!" in it. It's just not done. I get that it's summer and you're excited to be online despite being 12, but just don't, and for FUCKS SAKE stop trying to prove how edgy you are online... it looks so fucking retarded.

>Inb4 herpaderpderp you fell for my genius ruse, I was trelling teh whoel tiem!

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>>737220966
Nobody cares
>inb4 u cared enough to respond

My keys and a wallet?

>>737220966
I mean, you're not wrong, but you're a faggot all the same.

>>737220966
Newfag detected
Poor b8

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>>737217241
That magnum peeking out...KYS.

>>737219288
But its a glawk?

>>737217241
My passport, credit card, the clothes I'm wearing, and thee keys.
Also I keep five $20 bills, a spare pair of wool socks, a towel and a rain jacket in the car. That's enough to get me to my place up in Canada when it's time.

I couldn't give a fuck less about anything in this country.

>>737221512
What the fuck is this autism? Explain yourself.

>>737220697
Duh. Im not gonna hold it in my hand like a fag

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just incase