Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>737196924
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando/Daughteru/Avatar
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed (Yuno, Tomoko, Megumin are allowed)
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (do it on Discord or /trash/ i guess)
>3D is almost always trash
Actual Rules:
>If you're posting you're not lurking
>Number of (You)s = Popularity
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Join the Discord/Telegram Groups and stop coming to the thread
>Come back every 2 months and pretend to be an e-celeb
>Most importantly, have fun!
Post the actual rules.
Bread claiming thread
>Claim your bread
>No Claiming other breads that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No buttery content
>No BP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be gluten free
>If you're posting bread you're not rising
>/waifu/ is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in the pantry
White bread claimed
I claim Elise from fire emblem fates
The breads today are over done and hollow. we need more bakers
bap
>>737214662
Hello Hitagi
>>737215195
spoiler: 25.7 grains SMP-842
>>737215198
bep
Sorry lads I am off to the local Iranian place for more Kefta and pita bread. Take care.
X&Y is the best Coldplay album ever made
>>737217287
Hi Misaki
Good luck, enjoy.
>>737217155
english muffin claimed
>>737214246
Blood is always cute. Idk why
>>737215195
Like that. Blood is just cute.
>>737216474
Ow I see it is just koume being a little monster of cute like normal
>>737216953
Hello
>>737216991
Aw thanks I needed an eraser
>>737217155
I keked
>>737217265
I make good breads!
Feel really out of it today I need to lie down
Thanks for the warm welcome anyway guys I'll try to post a bit more often
>Yui claimed
>>737217265
hello koume!
>>737217284
boop
>>737217412
hello again
>>737212526
hi
>>737215473
captcha, what about you?
>>737215913
how slowly?
>>737217520
>>737217287
Noted...take down there. Sounds shady
>>737217412
Two (U)'s so popular
>>737217520
Very tasty. However...I am partial to Rems because it's a rule
>Koume is a cute
And I'm so vain, I can't help myself
I claim this one.
>>737216953
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed (Yuno, Tomoko, Megumin are allowed)
kek
>>737217948
Who is that?
>>737217754
Please to smol one.
>>737217855
Glad to see ya Junie
>>737217877
More cute cheeks
>>737217960
Also included: Homura, Miku and Raphiel
>>737218077
think so?
BoLbI StRoGaNoVsKy ClAiMeD
Nice bake
>>737217960
Those are babbies first waifu, it's only appropriate
>>737218081
Madoka more than Homura, tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rILKm-DC06A
>>737218078
>
>>737218138
Are we going swimming soon??
>>737217855
Hi Jui, how's it going?
>>737217520
I need to kill you... For my dear yuki
I'll be following you okay?
Yuki, I love you!
You're cool!
Yuki looked at me!
So I'm happy!
I'll protect you!
Yuki!
It's all right!
I'll do anything!
I've come to help you!
Let's go home, Yuki
I've found you, Yuki!
Look at me
Don't worry!
I'm happy you asked me to be your wife!
What's this..
It's like a dream!
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Yuno will protect you!
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Because I've been looking at Yuki, see?
Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki Yuki
Let's go home together, okay? Hm?
>>737218033
A cute little grill
>>737218077
how are you today?
>>737218324
good. I just signed up for a gym membership and I'm almost done with goldeneye.
>>737218306
hnng cute pic
omg i want to go swimming for real!
>>737218454
Yay, that's great, hope you get properly started going there, feels really good afterwards.
>>737218081
>killing a joke to hate anonymously
eks dee
>>737218168
Maybe Rem would fit the group too.
Here
and
bank accounts are a fucking pain to set up
-squeaks and claims best waifu-
\^_^/
>>737217948
The best girl in this thread.
>>737218631
its been a while, also don't get robbed
>>737218648
awh its like she's nibbling it
>>737218516
Your picture tricked me. I definitely thought that was a smile. Saaaad. However yes. Swimming.
>>737218454
Easy day with a little paper work I'd been putting off. Nothing serious. Still have a little to do. These weeks before big holidays are easy because no one wants to work
>>737218619
I don't see as many Rem lovers
>>737218739
Hi. I have a job now and I just want to cash my check
>>737218739
D: -shakes head nuuuuuu, melon is for <3, not for lunch-
>>737216953
Actual Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
or Daughteru, or random seasonals, or a boat
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
or do so anyway and start a flame war
>Only one claim per anon
i can't even prove you're doing it, but pls don't
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
except if you call the lewds
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
and maybe means don't worry just do it no one cares
>Discussion is welcomed
and good ones rare
>Insults must be original
or the same shit you've been saying for the past 2 weeks you've been here
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
any posting means you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
it always is
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
true
>Most importantly, have fun!
guess i'm breaking this rule
>>737218357
>>737217895
Sup tomo are you in work?
>>737217897
Wait.... koume is. DRINKING WINE! she is to smol to do that!
>>737217877
Like 2 a week
>>737218357
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
>>737218631
Wait that wan't you up to?
>>737218648
Pink hair is best hair
>>737218822
Applying for a bank account is basically the same as applying for a job. It's worth doing if you get direct deposit. Less taxes and you generally get paid sooner and immediately.
>>737218934
>>737219017
>>737218762
its tears of joy!
and i don't know how to swim...
no i'm not black
>>737218822
oh that's wonderful make sure you save up as much as you can
>>737218916
its going to rot if you she doesn't it quick enough!
>>737219017
oh goodness, well at least its better than once a week.
>>737219017
>>737218934
why are you always posting this?
>>737218817
There were like 3 active Rem posters at some point but I guess that's when it was in season.
>>737218492
hello :)
>>737218606
I hope so too. I start on the 3rd. What've you got going on?
>>737218762
no driving to HQ? no debriefing from M?
any plans for the night?
>pic maybe related
>>737219095
hello angel
>>737219021
I still fucking pisses me off they dont accept the military ID and now I have to wait to get my birth certificate because its in a lockbox
>>737219095
Nah. Save some not a ton
>>737219017
-sits ontop of your head and looks around the thread curiously-
>>737219095
;_; -doesn't understand why you say these awful things about melon-chan-
H-hey g-guys... A-am I a c-cute girl?
>>737219153
Retards keep changing the rules
>>737219264
You're a nigger.
>>737219064
How much did you get from your check?
>>737219095
Yes it is a bit slow
I sped up to the end
>>737219149
I wants to snug her
>>737219239
>giggles
>>737219264
IDK post more pic
>>737219230
Really? Your bank doesn't accept Military IDs? Which are Government Issued Photo ID cards?
Go to a Credit Union.
>>737218822
There ya go tomoko! What is the chance that you and tomoko will have a similar experience with jobs??
>>737218943
>*Bwoop bwoop*
>>737219017
What about O+?
>>737219095
Thank goodness, Im not great. However with a little work it's not that hard
>>737219221
Shower, clean up I have a lady friend coming to stay over the 4th weekend.
>>737219408
You are stupid.
>>737219292
you're late
>>737219330
but both of those are my rules?
>>737219408
H-how about n-now? I-I want t-to be a doctor w-when I grow up...
Best gyaru claimed. Had to reinstall Clover
>>737219408
I can't find a proper gif of yuno and yuki at the pool. Specifically when she loses her top and the life guard goes and gets it.
>>737219221
hi yuiclaimer, is she going to drink that entire bottle of wine?
>>737219230
ah but why? you should always save up as much as you can until you're 65
>>737219239
w-what? and ikaros is a quality waifu, good choice
>>737219264
of course!
>>737219408
you should always watch one or two right before bed
When you watch or read something before bed it'll stick to your long term memory forever.
>>737219461
why aren't you great, you sick?
>>737219417
Its because some of them are not IDs but gloried base entry passes.
>>737219461
I hate working there and I am keeping a close eye on my hours. I work a 48 hour week today so thats at least 8 hours of overtime.
>>737219408
That's not nice to say to a young lady like myself >:(
>>737219755
Who wants to live to 65 these days?
>>737219755
I meant at swimming. However my stomach does feel a little "blech" thank you for your precog sympathy
>>737219771
That face says it all.
Brb in like 30. I'm sure everyone will be here.
>>737219178
<Insert generic seasonal waifu>
Do you like mai waifu?
>>737219912
>>737219755
-squeaks and looks around for Ikaros but finds none so decides to go take a nap-
>>737219221
Not much to be honest, not feeling great these days.
QUICK box waifus
>>737219461
I think that will be fine :)
>>737219470
Wrong tomoko?
>>737219593
Yes you are pretty cute and that is a nice dream why you want to be a doctor
>>737219615
Hmmm I don't have one ether
>>737219755
Aw sound like a plan :)
>>737219876
No problem also I have a fully automatic firearm :)
>>737219979
Pretty much. See ya
>boatspam
Is this what hell feels like?
We've had someone who literally posts shit but even they are not as bad as this guy. He posts a different kind of shit.
>>737219461
oohhh? does koume have some competition?
>>737219755
we'll probably split it :o
how are you?
>>737220030
shame. I'm still hoping that this is the year things will get better for you and I.
>>737220107
what's up?
>>737220115
SourPls
>>737220356
what brought this up?
>>737219771
Ah. That makes more sense I guess. Still seems stupid. Good luck getting your birth cert.
PROTIP: Most places do not accept copies, is must be "original."
>>737220115
Indeed.
>>737220471
This place accepts copies but I only have the original. Nice pic.
>>737220115
I-I w-want to f-find out new things... P-playing god i-is a-also good t-too...
>>737220471
wooops
I'm rely tired sorry
>>737220406
Her doesn't like the bake
Claim
>>737220223
The ceiling