> be me be 4yo > toilet trained and going to take a piss

show me

calling the bluff

reeeerollin

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>>737212004
Nope, roll harder faggots.
> 50 posts or less.

I mean it's still better then having no dick, I warn girls it's all fucked up before I show them. It's crooked and scarred and indented in the middle. That vein thing on the back side disappears half way up. It's not disgusting it's just off putting.

Wait. A pic from when you were four, or what it looks like right now?

>>737211455
*sigh* roll

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>>737212601
Like nao bro. It's still fucked

Rulll

rizollio

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>>737212732
Y'all could stand to be a little more excited on the matter. Debbie downers come on bros this is good times here nao roll

> inb4 OP never delivers
No naysayers

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roll

No worries comrades

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>>737213136
reroll

lets see

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>>737213213
Also sexy pictures make me erect, a bonus for whoever gets trips

>>737211455
pics or didn't happen.

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>>737213474
I'm fucking trying but everyone is failing me.

Piss

>>737213672
None

>>737211455
I'm curious...

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Doop dee doo

>>737213999

>>737211455
I'm a doctor, that would not happen unless there were blades on the fucking toilet seat, they design them this way for a reason and penis is strong material.

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I have to piss standing sideways to aim

trip get

>>737213918

>>737214222

Traps Check

>>737211455
do anyways

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bumping and lurking for lgbtq non straight dick

cmon op

roll for sideways

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>>737214059
It was an old heavy grandparents house seat.
> old heavy piece of wood freefalls on 4 yo's tiny penis

Perhaps you should take some lessons before opening your mouth

>>737214304
reroll

>>737214333
BOOM

>>737214333
TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN!

>>737214333
LETS GOOOOO
>>737211455
>>737211455
Deliver OP

>>737214333
Winraaaaaaarrrrrrr

Contrarians ftw

>>737214333
WINRAR

>>737214333
Post 42. Come on OP.

>>737214333
Winrar

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Trups

Op is a faggot

>>737214333
43th post too, OP delivers? find out in the next episode of 4chan Z!!

>>737211455
your a bitch liar. fucking kill yourself

>>737214333
Hahaha you posted trips in your own thread.

Show dat off pecker

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>>737214333

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>>737214383
>>737214376
>>737214369
>>737214344
>>737214383
>>737214384
That was MY post obviously. I am OP.
OPS post doesn't count, never has faggots.
> and we're over 50 posts nao
Sorry Bros but better luck next time
> should have rolled harder

OP is a fag and will not deliver

OP is a huge fag now.

>>737214744
You never said that in the rules. Making excuses to cover lies I see

What a massive fgt op is

ya got trips
were waiting op

>>737214744
thats never been a rule OP rolls count to

>>737214744
op is confirmed phaggot

>>737214744
MODS BAN THIS FUCKING FLAMING FAGGOT RIGHT NOW

>You'd be permabanned on old /b/

>>737214744
OP kill yourself you fucking ingrate retard.
I hope you contract AIDS and dont have the money to manage it.

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>>737214841
Wait harder faggots.
> it's not like I want to take a pic of my mutie dick.
OPs posts never counted, it was up to all of you and you failed. Again I'm sorry about your luck and better luck next time

Дocтaвляй, блядь!

>>737211455
You could have made up a better story, fagboy. Even if the seat was 10 pounds it wouldn't have permanently mutilated you

Pics or it didn't happen faggot

Op needs to deliver