Going to Thailand in a few weeks with friend. Any tips to have

ask for a knock knock
also thats not something you want to avoid.

>avoid ladyboys

You're doing it wrong, phaggot.

It's not gay if it's in Thailand

>>737209307
op here, what's a knock knock

>>737209151
tap before fuck

>>737209151
Breh, Its not gay if she has a feminine benis...

>>737209390
same thing as a dickfor

>>737209390
use the outside of couple fingers to knock knock above the paintes..basically check for a dick. If you're looking for a whore they'll advertise it so you know they're not a dude.

>>737209390
Maybe not advertise, but if they ask you if want a knock knock, you know what to do.

>>737209880
dude i'm not gonna knock knock a fucking guy who does muay thai...

>>737209151
>Thailand
>Avoid ladyboys
It's like going to Disneyland and refusing to go on any rides.

>>737210006
Ya, only whores with vaginas are going to ask you to check. Dont go doing it to randos on the street...

>>737210021
I absolutely agree anon. Take dat benis and give it back. Besides... nobody gots ta know

>>737210276

you got some good adresses?

Ladyboys/Katoeys stand out -- you will not mix up a shemale and a normal chick.

>>737210442
number one happy street.

>>737210021
This.

>>737210021
This.

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Not gay goyem

>>737211096
his dick is massive nowadays...

>>737211195
>his

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>>737211195

any good stories to share?
Nobody ever went to that country?

>>737211304
How the fuck did it grow?

>>737211249
>her
>dick

I'm not retarded, champ.

>>737211505
pumping and hormones. a lot of pumping and hormones.

>>737211505
Eating cum increases your dick size by ~5%/year. Depending on your daily intake.

>>737211096
>>737211249
>>737211570
Does anyone have her Q/A video where she says fapping to her means you're gay?

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>>737209151

>Thailand is really fucking hot, so prepare for that

>Learn some basic Thai etiquette

>If you must fuck prostitutes, be nice to them

>Don't be an obnoxious cunt

Follow these simple guidelines and you'll have a nice time.

>>737211828
share story

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>>737211828

Also, never be disrespectful towards the King, unless you want to be punched and/ or arrested.

>>73721182
>Don't talk poop about the royal family.

> If you sleep with different prostitutes, keep that shit subtle

>Be sure to enjoy the fantastic street food.

>>737211818
I call fucking BS on that. Your cum doesn't have shit that would do anything to your hormones or penis size regardless of quantity.

>>737212064
It must NOT be your own cum. It must be someone else's.

>>737212104
Additionally, you must absorb the cum anally.
This is a fact.

>>737212206
Okay, now you're just making shit up.

>>737211818
Ya, hold on. no sound on /b/ :(

>>737212266
no way /b/ro! Ive been taking benis since I was nine and my penis is now 8in.

the worlds your oyster

In this thread, fags talking about eating someone else's cum.

>>737209151
> have a great time
> avoid ladyboys

pick one

>>737212334
Fug, is there a shemale/trap thread on /gif/?

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>>737212017

Basic Thai politeness:

>raising your voice or becoming angry is much ruder in Thailand than it is in the West, so don't do it.

> if you go into a building and there's a pile of shoes and sandals at the door, take your shoes off too.

> don't touch people's heads or feet, even in a friendly way - they don't like it.

> don't point at things with your feet, or sit with your feet splayed out in front of you - this is also considered rude.

> In public places, there's a rendition of the Thai national anthem early in the morning and again in the evening. Make sure you observe this if you're out and about at these times.

>>737212488
is there not always like 7?

>>737209386

This.

Ladyboys is one of the reasons for going to Thailand.

If you don't fuck one you're basically breaking an age old tradition. Also its not gay because the penis on ladyboys is feminine

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>>737212511
Thank you Anon. You always see posts about pretty much every country like "what to do/not to" but never have I seen anything about Thailand.

>>737212488
>>/gif/10833065

>>737212722
Thanks, anon.

>>737212511
thank you for those great tips /b/ro!
do you know the price for having a great time? Is it common to take whore back to your hotel room or to fuck them in the club?

How much does it cost for a fun trip of full of banging some strange?

>>737212511

heard you have to ask for their ID to check if she's old enough or you can get in trouble. is it right?

>>737212819
Some clubs have rooms attached or hotels that take a peace of the pie for fugging.

It is also very common to bring a lady back to your hotel. The nicer hotels will ask to speak with the lady first. Be sure to use your room safe and have a good time.

i always hear about people going to these places but are any of you afraid of catching an std?

>>737212511
yes, OP, please respect Thailand and Thai people and you will have the time of your life there.

>>737213008
>use a condom
>don't kiss or lick anything

Isn't that as much as you can do?

>>737213008
op here, wanna hear about this too.

>>737212455
Great job, detective summerfag.

>>737212602

Thai people are generally vey friendly and laid back. Unless you're behaving like a complete shithead, it's hard to get yourself into too much trouble.

>>737212819

Depends on where you are. some clubs will rent you a room for extra. you can generally take girls back to your hotel - they'll have 'street clothes' to change into, so you won't have to walk into the hotel lobby with a chick in a bra and a pvc miniskirt.

>>737212958

Any girl working in a club will be legal and is the safest option generally.

>>737212511
more

>>737212511
still need the price

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>>737214170

Thai people like to haggle. What do YOU think she's worth? ;)

>>737214711
100-200? idk anon never been with a prostitute

>>737214711
What's the currency in Thailand? And how much is it worth, generally?

you don't go to Thailand to avoid ladyboys you fuckwad.

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CEASE YOUR FAGGOTRY

>>737209151
You could just fucking ask if the chick has a dick

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>>737214711

>>737215037
1 US Dollar equals
33.95 Thai Baht

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>>737215121

I only saw street ladyboys in Thailand and they were skinny, desperate looking guys, with miniskirts and girls haircuts. They creeped me out. The girls in the ladyboy clubs might be nicer but I never visited those places.

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>>737215725

>>737209151

Look for the ridge on the forehead, right above the eyebrows. Also katoeys usually have big feet and are very tall. When in doubt, ask mamasan, as they will tell you, you've just been fucked in the ass by a man.

>>737212722
>>>/gif/10833065
Just making that a functional link so I can see it.

>>737212958

Make sure when you check in your hotel if they charge a "joiner" fee, meaning you pay extra to bring a lady back to your room.

>>737213158

BRING YOUR OWN CONDOMS! Unless you are really small size, you've been warned.

Take a bargirl back to room, was working in Asia, so didn't get a chance to stock up on condoms, go to 7-11, condoms, over there, pick a package, go back to room, firm erection, put on thai size condom, WTF, penis turns blue. Bargirl, what happen? Sorry, must go back to 7-11 for bigger size condom. Go back to 7-11, excuse me, this must be little boy size. Sorry, mister, one size fits all. WTFF????

>>737213229

Bring your own condoms. Don't fuck men or ladyboys. Always use them, virgin faggot, you won't catch an STD, simple.

>>737215121

Katoeys are for faggots

>>737215392

So you want to pay the barfine, go back to your hotel, get ready to go and then ask, do you have a dick????

>>737217116
what's a barfine

>>737209151
>avoid ladyboys

why go

>>737218563
for the girls and the parties ffs

>>737218598
>for the girls

Every good looking girl in Thailand is a ladyboy.

>>737219162
please, no

>>737219316

Get ready for it.

>>737209789
How do you describe a feminine penis?

>>737219674
+1

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>>737214711
Please post more of this beauty!

>>737209151
buy tons of drugs, thais love that

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>>737209151

>>737220091
nice try but i'm already aware of the extreme prohibition of drug in thailand, faggot

>>737210021
True. What happens in Thailand stays in Thailand.

At least until the results of your HIV test come back.

How could you not fuck the hottie in OP's pic, though?

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>>737209151

>>737219674

Doesn't have testicles. Easy. On a feminine penis, they're dick-tits.

>>737209151
>avoid
you're a fucking faggot

>>737214864
lol, you've gotta be fucking kidding.

>>737212026
imagine the smell in that room. disgusting.

>>737221786
Ass and feet and other guys' spunk, I'd imagine.

Sadly, this is boner-making for half of the faggots on /b/ these days.

>>737216806
fuck off with your fantasies, you faggot