What the fuck is wrong with Australians? You don't

Seems to me like the aussies know what's a good size for a can.

foster is not australian and we dont drink it.. its made in the uk

>>737195168
Cant have too much beer you weak cunt

Americans Dont Need that much true

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>>737195237
We drink this

People drink fosters?

We have pint cans in the UK. We don't even sell the coke can sized pebbles you guys drink

>>737195295
only if you're a QLD faggot

fosters are for faggots. Is vb, jim bean or tooheys.

>>737195168
you always need that much beer

>>737195986
You're the kind of cunt who drinks cruisers you pussy ass faggot, backyard cricket playing fucks the Barbie for everyone by putting lighter fluid on the chops kind of cunt

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>>737195168

OP is a pussy bitch hahahahahaha

cant handle another 100ml of 5% alcohol

>He doesnt drink 568ml cans

kek

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real americans drink this stuff its liteally the best tasting bheer ont he planet it makes my PENIS WET

>Fosters
>Beer
pick one

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>>737195168
Even our woman are better then you.

>>737196444
checkd
>>737195168
Ausfags dont drink fosters, ever. It's VB, corona, carlton or xxxx golds mate. If youre on a budget youll settle for goon or little fat lambs, anything else is unaustralian

>>737196735
Oi fuck off, whispers is the shit. You're right on Goon-Pong though

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only beer i drink cause everyone's beer taste like shit

i rather just drink hard liquor instead

>>737195295
Fuck outta here brissy cunt

>>737196735
Agreed

>>737196848
>for export only
Because they have bukkake parties in the brewing tanks

>>737196735
Fuck oath cunt

>>737195168

fosters is export only because even they know better than to drink that crap. also bud light is fucking gross you beta cunt

>>737196735
Big Sam says so

>>737195168
What are you even saying OP?

>>737196848

export only. hmm...

>>737195168
>light beer
You fucking wanker

>>737196961
Fosters has its merits.

>>737196166
Shots fired.

>>737196364
PBR is trash water piss drink

>>737196848
That's a truly shit tier beer. At least drink Sapporo

>>737197018
Fuck you motherfucker

>>737197091
Australian detected

>>737195168
yes we do

>>737197020

not if you actually enjoy good beer.

>>737195168
Spotted the faggot guys

>>737196735
Broke single dad goon bandit reporting in

If you sat outside in the outback being fucking grilled by the sun, attacked by living fucking demon animals, and chased by aboriginal gorillas, you'd need a bigger beer too.

>>737197115
I'm gonna nab your Sheila from ye cunt

>>737195168
inb4 nosense upsidedown jokes...
only valid for europe, where basically they are really upside down with australia

>>737197137
Oh yeah? And what libations dost thou imbibe? Lord Pennyfaggot

>>737197187
Sick impression

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>>737196848

The Asahi stubbies far as I know are brewed in the PRC so dog shit.

Also this is the best Aus beer prove me wrong fgts.

>>737197264
Fuck off shit cunny

>>737197340
You ain't real

7+% beer or liquor only

my cheap ass likes at least 3 steel reserves a session.

>>737197376
Can you prove your claim? Didn't think so. Piss off

>>737197187
I'll nick ya SHeila from ya mate* cunt is a word for your friends. mate is a word for a cunt

>>737195295
Why the fuck would you drink that midstrength shit voluntarily?

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>>737197584
Back to Perth with you plonker

>>737197726
Back to fucking Hobart

>>737197789
Say that to my face poofter

>>737197295
Absolutely 7/10 cunt
To bad I'm a fat cunt and the missus banned me from drinking

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>>737195295
Only fuckwits from Queensland.
>VB Masterrace

>>737198190
>missus banned me from drinking
Ya mum sounds like a cunt ay?

>>737198344
Yeah nah yeah nah nah yeah
Back to the bush you go, abbo.

>>737195295
Mmmm, I love a good Milton mango

>>737195168
Ask any Ausfag and they'll tell you that nobody drinks Fosters... they drink 4X

I wish our cans were that big.. that way I wouldnt have to drink fucking 8 cans to even start getting a buzz

>>737198604
>they drink 4X
Only spastics from Queensland

>>737195168
What kind of weak fucker are you, m8?

THE BEER NEEDS ME

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>>737197018
>light beer

As someone with a slight alcohol intolerance, this is all I can drink, otherwise I get really bad skin reactions and my joints kill me the following days.

>>737195295
>Midstrength

Get fucked cunt

>>737199296
Faggot detected.

>>737196364
Americans don't know shit about beer

>>737195168
I thought that was normal size? Are your beer cans smaller in the rest of the world 0_o

>>737198856
Oi cunt fuck off.

>>737197020
What as, drain cleaner?

>>737197164
Weak cunt detected

>>737198227
Screw that , Coopers is way better.

>>737195295
fuck off queerslander

real men drink home brew

>>737200031
Yeah they only call it xxxx because they are not allowed to write Piss on the bottle.

who the fuck drinks bud light lmao

>>737198227
fucking horse piss

>>737200098
i thought it stood for shit, learn something new everyday

>>737196364
Im white trash and im in trouble

>>737195168
We only have 550ml beer cans in the UK.

>>737200504
Who would drink such small quantities?

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Sparkling ale master race reporting in

>>737200604
That's the minimum size we have 1L cans and 1.5L bottles.

>>737195168
SABMiller owns the Foster's label now for the US. It's brewed in Milwaukee.

>>737195168
>don't need
>much beer
pick one

Just want to point out that Bud is the worst beer ever.

Why anyone would willing choose to drive it versus almost any other beer will forever be a mystery.

>>737195168
Holy shit is that a longneck in a can, what's that called?

Why do no cunts drink Melbourne Bitter anymore, beats the shit out of VB and that pussy Carlton Draught shit

>>737195168
We find your American beer to be a lot like making love in a canoe.

>>737196674
>women

Seriously? They live in a country where Everything can and will kill them. I'd want to stay as fucked up as possible as often as possible.

>>737195168
>fosters
Yeah thanks mate

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>>737200017
Coopers is made by God himself! All others are just Pale

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>>737201095
Yair but We don't drink Fosters and never have to worry about sharks

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>>737201611
Well no, no self respecting human drinks that bull piss.

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I don't understand whats wrong here? Is this more then 500ml? Is 500ml not normal?

Ok /b/ It's 8 am, should I get completely hammered right now?

>>737202441
11 pm here so it's as good a time as any

>>737202441
knock knock

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>>737202562

>>737202619
Who's there?

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>>737195295
>>737198227

get the fuck out of me country

>>737202706
Tooheys, like love on the beach....... Fucking near water

>>737202694
the man is an alcohol and is killing his family

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got a day off so smashing ten of these and listening to music, tastes alright but by no means god tier beer, like a bit of doombar ale myself

Fosters is fucking shit bro

>>737202441
go for it

>>737202952
Or anything other than guns and burgers

>>737198227
how'd you cunts teach a cat to piss in a stubbie?

>>737195168
I am American and wished more beers came in the size of the Fosters can. I hate the little shitty 12 oz cans.

>>737203077
Mega kek

>>737203087
Can you say that again in 2017 measurements amerifag

>>737202841
Sounds like Great Northerns

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Have you been to Australia cunt?
Yes we fucking do.

>>737203087
in the UK 20oz (568ml)cans are pretty nomal.

The standard size is 440ml 14.5oz in multipacks(crates)

500ml to 568ml in 4 packs

Not that common to see that little tiny 12oz cans in anything other than soft drinks

>>737197295
Yeah boags is good shit

>>737203728
Brewdog sell their beer in the small cans.

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>>737195168
Get this up ya cunt

>>737195295
get that mango outta here cunt. Avos or die.

>>737203986
Yah in know, thats why i say "not that common". You also get some Heineken and fosters "tinnies" in the 330ml can but just not common.

I quite like brewdog but a tad expensive when your an alcoholic like me

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>>737197164

>>737202861
>doombar ale
Good taste Anon

>>737196735
fuck off with your seppo piss cunt

>>737198227
this cunt knows his shit

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Stop wasting beer

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>drinking from bottles

You all disgust me

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>>737198227

Vagina backwash master race aye

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>>737196364
F U C K O F F
U
C
K
O
F
F

Foster is shit-tier beer

>>737209228
True. It tastes like a Heineken that's already been drank and pissed out once already.

>>737206382
If you wouldn't still take a sip of that, you're a faggot.

>>737209371
nice
Can we have a party where the hot chicks bath in our beer?

>>737195168
Op, you act like we don't have 40's in merica. Whats a 40, inb4nignog. 40ounces, those foster are 24 or 25ounce depending

>>737200615
Actually the only good (commercial) aussie beer.

>drinking empty carbs instead of pure, clean distilled spirits
>eurofags assuming bud/miller/coors are the only beers available in America
>Americans actually drinking light beer
You all disgust me.

>>737195168
as always, OP is a faggot