Ask a queens guard anything. Doing fuck all today and I'm

>>737194203
How many idiot tourists annoy you daily?

>>737194203
Proof + timestamp

>>737194283
When on guard it's usually the same kind of people that are most annoying.
1. Chinese/Asian in general
2. The fucking French
3. Italians
4. Spanish speaking
5. A few Indians are too

Worst are Deffo the Asians though they're all inconsiderate cunts. Best tourists are usually the Americans tbh, they're always polite

Do you get any perks?

When you fuckup, fall down, faint, get out of line, or just generally fuck up are there consequences?

Does it feel good to be in what is considered and honorable role?

Any path to becoming knighted?

>>737194887
Parties with royalty, free tube travel.

It depends really but yeah you'll just get fucked about and put on more guards

It's good from an outsiders perspective, but it ain't an easy job. A lot of time is spent on kit to early hours of the morning

You gotta be in a long time and do alot to get that kinda thing

You ever get to kill any cunts?

>>737194203
Do you even lift?

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Ever sucked a log of shit?

>>737194203
Why the queen's guard and not any other unit?

>>737195079
Thanks, OP
Always found you guys pretty interesting.
Any female guards? Never seen any when I visited.

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>>737195234
I think he's lying. He would just refer to himself as a Guardsman.

>>737195229
Please answer this op

>>737195169
Yeah we are infantry so we get deployed on overseas operations.
>>737195229
Nah
>>737195234
Well the Quens guard isn't a until, it's a general term that groups 5 regiments of foot guards together (grenadier, coldstream, scots, Irish and welsh)

>>737195315
Not everyone knows that to be our title, people know what I mean if I just sa queens guard

>>737195362
Is your name Alex?

>>737195430
Nah, what reg is Alex?

How do you keep so fucking still for long periods of time?

>>737195489
He got blown up on special duties and has be laying about while the scab lifters pick bits of metal out of him.

>>737195563
Just stand there and completely mong out thinking of any random shit. And at any opportunity, have a go at tourists, it always helps pass the time

>>737194457
I've seen a queens guard blowing some random guy the fuck out for touching him. What exactly are you allowed to do to a tourist who touches you?

If you laugh on the job because of a tourist do you get punished?

>>737195635
Dunno what you mean by special duties, do you mean on tour? Not heard about this guy, probably in a different reg to me

how is your new boss?
she is canadian, right?

>>737194203
Do you still dream of being a real soldier? Or have you accepted your life as a security guard in fancy dress

>>737194203
fucking french here.
What's your favorite furniture ?

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>>737194203
that's you OP?

>>737194203
Best be careful OP I hear you guys get in trouble for passing out on parade from dehydration.

If you've spaffed out 80% of the water in your body you'll get a spanking off Liz.

>>737195732
Can't just pure spark em for touching you, but you have the inherit right to self defense so if you honestry believe they hold an iminent threat to life then you can use the force necessary to stop that. I shove tourists all the time if they touch me or piss me off around me, it's just fucking rude

>>737194203
Are the hats heavy

>>737195752
If you get caught you'll probably get extra duties
>>737195887
As I've said we are infantry, not just guards. Dual role lad
>>737196017
Nah I believe that's one of 2 twins that fainted last year on the troop, both were escorts to the colour aswell

>>737196225
Is it intentional that the uniform be so incredibly cumbersome and uncomfortable?

As like, a display of endurance and spirit or something?

Or is it just tradition for tradition's sake?

>>737196186
No but they squeeze your head like fuck because the band inside shrinks when it's hot, like it recently has been

>>737196266
I don't even know to be honest, it's not even tradition as the old tunics are thinner and obviously lighter. Think it's just so show to status of the royal family so we wear a uniform that costs over £2k brand new and fitted

>>737196225
Which regiment are you from? I've got a friend with the scots

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>>737194203
Report immediately in my office!

What do you think about while you're just standing all day

>>737196402
Why would a guardsman be reporting to a canadian lesbian

>>737196441
because she is the new queen's guard commander?!

>>737196402
Haha aye no bother. Good that the Canadians are here at the moment though, they're all pretty sound around camp and most have fags and will give you some, which I good for me as I have £6 to my name until I get paid Thursday night.

>>737194203
Are your rifles loaded? (You and all other guards) or are some just for show?

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Does the queen get to shoot any squirrels in London ?

>>737196386
Scots, who's your friend, just last name?>>737196438
Shagging my bird

Why are you guys still stuck with that piece of shit SA80?

I remember my uncle had to use that fucking thing in the falklands, the mag release rubs on everything and the safety is the wrong way round. God forbid you're a fucking lefty.

I'd rather run in to battle with a spork

>>737196602
We still used the L1A1 in the Falklands. Or was he just on exercise?

It's not as bad as people make it out; aslong as it is maintained correctly and you actually know how to use it properly

>>737196744
Exercises, not during the war.

Fair, I spent half a day with one on a firing range and grew to hate the thing, might just be because I'm a lefty and as far as I'm aware there isn't a lefty variant.

The 85A2 is pretty nice though.

Thanks for your service by the way

>>737196587
Campbell

>>737194203
how many times has prince Phillip given you the ol Jolly Roger?

Does Prince Edward have any involvement with the scots on a regular basis? Is he not retired, how can he be colonel of the regiment if he is actually a Field Marshal?

>>737196916
Aye I know him, hates Celtic, loves rangers

>>737197139
Why yes, he does have shit taste
Small world

What would actually happen in the event of an attack on Buckingham Palace? How would the guard respond? How long would it take for reinforcements to arrive? Would they even need to be requested? I know there are quite a few barracks stationed very close.

>>737198008
>whats the best way to attack

>>737198216
Quiet muhammad, he will be on to us

Is there anyone in the queens guard who isn't strictly a royalist but simply serves out of like, patriotism and general love for their country?
Like, does everyone in the queens guard believe in the monarchy?