ITT: Relationship Red Flags. Here, I'll start. >she

>she makes more money than you

>>737171673
she looks perf.

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>all of her friends are guys

You met her online

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>she cut her tongue in half because she really, really, really likes to give guys pleasure with her mouth

shes a feminist

She goes by a street name or a club name.

>>737171673
She's not breathing

>she minored in Women's Studies

Neck tattoos

>>737171673
Has anyone talked to someone that did this to their tongue? They have to talk retarded, no?

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Her best friend is a black

>>737172088
I know a girl who did it. You can't tell at all from the sound of her voice.

>>737171709
fpbp

Pink, blue, green, or purple hair

>>737171769
This.

>>737172017
she's breathing

>>737171769
this definitely

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>>737171673
She's a guy

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>she can't into bikini bridge

she's white and has dreads.

Has a fucked up painted car, or her car is covered in stickers.

She couch surfs.

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She's friends with her exes.

>>737172088
Yeah. And no. You don't even really notice until they show you. Most body mods are chill if they're not holding you back from making money.

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>she has an enema hose attached to her shower head

>>737171673
>tattoos
>slutty IG pictures
>blacked

>she has more than three bumpers stickers on the back of her car

she's attractive

>she has ear plugs

She comes from a divorced family

>her mother is pagan

>>737172462
real one

>>737171673
fake one

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>>737172608
this tbh. fuck us all in the ass fam

>She's female

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>she is a waitress

>>737172723
get the fuck out degenerate

She loves drama

Her dad was a catfish eating, shoe tying, victim of the nuclear power plant meltdown in chernoble but comes back as a ghost and haunts you guys. All the trees catch of fire in your dreams and green slime comes out your tear ducts. You violently start shaking and your dick explodes. But it only in your brain. You'll think you're going crazy. But it's only her ghost dad getting in between you and your perception of the world around you. And she's fat.

>she goes to church

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1) Violent
2) No Accountability
3) Bad relationship with all family
4) Constantly talks about Exes
5) "Drama Queen"
6) Treats Waiters, Fast Food employees, like shit.

Any one of these should start you reconsidering. More then one? Run fast, and run far.

>>737172392
Id rather have a little far on her hips

Does nothing but talk about smoking pot for the first hour you meet her.

>>737172495
Is this a thing? Im assuming for frequent anal

>>737171673
Do ears count as part on the face?

>>737171769
Sp true bro! Stay the fuck away from tomboys.

Um let's see.
Has cats. Gtfo
Puts dirty dishes in fridge, scum all over it.
Constantly asks where you are.
Picks verbal fights for attention.
Doesn't use any hand soap.
Breath smells like paint thinner. (Probably meth)
Lights a cig.
Won't ride you, ever. Makes you do all the work.
This and many more stories of horror.

>>737173332
Fat*

>>737172083
Across breast tattoos. Actually met one girl with "Daddy" in royal gangsta script tattooed right across her chest.

>>737171769
M...moar

>she has a penis

she is a bitch to other guys around you to make you feel important. Shit turns around every time.

>>737172721
New age chicks are so fucked up.

>>737172678
so much this...

>>737171673
I bet those BJs are godly though..

>>737171709
What? I'd love to date a woman who made at least as much money as me.

I wish I'd kept the number of that venture capitalist chick I met while I was dating my ex.

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>she has a conflicting taste in pizza toppings

>>737173003
This

>>737172495
underrated post.

>>737173153
Kekd

She has a really, really big dog that she is way to friendly to all the time.

>>737174037
I would marry her on the spot

>>737171673
Deal breakers;

>she has kids
>she has fake tits
>is fat
>has intentionally had sex with a Chad or frat boy
>doesn't shave her pussy
>has narcissist personality disorder
>has saggy tits
>won't fuck doggy style
>has a flat ass
>can't or won't cook
>has eys that point in opposite directions
>smells bad

And so much more, but I'm done shitting.

>>737173003
This is so true. I was a regular at a lot of bars pubs and clubs. One localish bar in particular I was at pretty much seven days a week. Every single waitress turned into a slut if they weren't one already. Even girls I knew before doing that job. One I knew for like five years and then dated. Next thing ya know she has a drug problem and banging nignogs.

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>>737173003

>>737173584
This

No woman should ever defile her tits and/or thighs.

>>737172123
she is a black

>>737174203
>I would marry her on the spot
You'd be in competition with the dog.

Doesn't think having a lot of ex's is weird

>>737171673
>overly religious

no bibles in my house

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>>737171673

>>737173602
Kek

>>737172088
I work with transgender faggot who did this recently. It took a long fucking time but if it wasn't for seeing it when he talked you wouldnt know.

>>737174314
One local tattoo guy refuses to work on a woman's "Three B's" that is the breasts, belly and butt. Those parts of a woman's body changes a lot over the years and the work would change like silly putty on those body surfaces. A woman pregnant in third trimester with a belly tattoo is gross as shit.

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>>737174334
>relationship red flags
>already in a relationship
>after 2 months find out she is black
Whelp... better dump this bitch.

>>737174389
>implying that is a bad thing

>>737174543
>>737174334
Found out the other day that my GF is 1/8th black. What do?

>>737171673
>tattoos
>extreme hair color
>Facial piercings
>believes everything school taught them or everything their parents tell them
>diseases
>coal burner
>makes you her sons keeper
> she wants to make your son beautiful and wear make up
>she uses social media religiously and uses it in a way to whore attention and blow up relationship issues
There typical guidelines you should follow

>>737174841
Get out your robe and wizard hat my friend.

>>737174500
Do you work at a Walmart? I imagine you work at a Walmart

>she has very low self esteem

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>>737173418
>be me
>girlfriend 16 yo
>has entire upstairs to her parents house all to herself
>has a metal enema attachment hooked up to her shower
>gives herself an enema with it everyday
>puts ounces of lube in her ass every day with a turkey baster
>puts metallic butt plug in her ass to keep the lube in her
>lets me fuck her ass any time I want it
>cum buckets in her ass daily
>find out 8 months later that she will literally let any guy use her like a fleshlight
>all they have to do is ask
>she literally never says no to any sexual offer
>complete strangers who pull over and talk to her through their car window as she's walking down the street
>half of the football team, 2-3 at at time in a bathroom near the baseball dugout no one ever uses
>teachers at school
>her stepfather
>everybody knows but me because antisocial and no friends
>catch Herpes, Chlamydia and Gonorrhea from her all at the same time
>can only be from her, never had sex with anyone else
>find out she lost her virginity at the age of 8 to her father
>has been sexually active daily ever since
>father didn't get busted until she was 13
>find out that is why her father is in prison and her mother remarried

>>737171673
>When she says pineapples belong on a pizza

>>737174892
I dated a girl that was half of those. Hot, but really emotionally unstable and clingy, as well as not taken the relationship very seriously. Not a lot of regrets.

>>737174314
A woman's body is sacred, I tell you. FUCLING SACRED LIKE A TEMPLE.
>>737174526
That"s a good reason too.

>>737174223
I was going to be mad at you for being picky and then I remembered you aren't really you're just honest

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>>737174313
underpated roast

>>737174841
Give her 3 hours to redeem herself.

>She has tattoos places she can't legally show in public
>She has piercings anywhere but her ears
>She spends more on makeup or clothes every month than on food
>She tells you she loves sex before you've ever fucked her
>She has a lot of "guy friends"
>She finds any black men attractive

For guys
>He smokes pot more than once a week
>He washes his car more than once a month
>He doesn't like cats
>He's kept track of how many women he's had sex with
>He wears a hoodie indoors
>He has any piercings at all

>>737171769

Are you kidding? They're usually super laid back and really open to sex.

>>737175402
>really open to sex
Especially to other guys

>>737171673
she thinks it's ok and perfectly acceptable to go out with/party with/sleep over with guy "friends".

we all know she wouldn't tolerate that shit for a second if tables were turned, and that's disrespectful af.

He spends all day posting on 4chan.

>>737171673
she claims to be a "free spirit"... basically means "i'm a slut and/or don't like to work hard for anything"

>>737174223
Fake tits only aply if they are actually any big.
Girls who are flat and put something cant be blamed.

>>737173003
This motherfucker knows

>>737175393

what's wrong with washing your car more than once a month? what if it actually needs it? that's some dumb shit right there. same with wearing a hoodie indoors. maybe its cold out and the house has bad insulation. or maybe dude is about to leave within the half hour or just got back inside and its cold out.

honestly the best flag is actually being in a relationship. how about you just smash and pass?. but for the threads sake i'll add to the list of unsavory women.

1. puts themselves on a pedestal as if they are unique or special.
2. flamboyant style-bright hair or clothing or both.
3.major amounts of piercing on face or body
4. major tattoos on major parts of body like the face of hands.
5.lack of respect for others and has no modesty in public.
6. having multiple guy friends
7. being a single mother regardless of childs age.
8. works min wage or not at all.
9.has a lot of cats.
10.feminist or has similar ideology.
11. wants an open relationship.
12. is fat or slightly overweight.
13. behaves like a child. (all women do).
14.constantly needs attention from friends both in person or from the media.
15.expects you to be a knight that will deliever her from adult responsibilities and make it so that she can live off you like a parasite and have kids just to leave you for someone else while you take care of the kids and she rides the cock carousel until she's busted and hagged to high hell.

these are not in order.

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>>737175402
>really open to sex.

>>737175833
If you live in an area where your vehicle's getting dirty enough to require washing more than once a month, nobody gives a fuck about whether your car is clean or not. Are you going to a funeral? Nobody gives a shit.

If you're so cold indoors that you need a hoodie maybe you shouldn't wear a tanktop in the middle of winter. If you dress like a proper human being you won't be cold in a temperature controlled building, and if you're wearing a hoodie you're probably a stoner or other form of lazy piece of shit.

"All her friends are guys."

Holy shit. This x1000.

In high school, we passed these girls around like blunts. They all had boyfriends who didn't know that we were all taking turns fucking them.

Karma then came back to bite me. I started dating a seemingly sweet, shy girl who said "all my friends are guys, I don't get along with girls well." She was fucking literally any guy who paid attention to her.

See, if a girl is "only friends with guys," it means she has problems making friends in general. Her personality is too fucked up for girls to hang out with her... but guys don't give a shit about her personality when they get to fuck her.

All guys, take note.

>>737174841
two words: strange fruit

>lives further than 15min away from me
>has a child
>previously married
>doesnt have a job
>any liberal arts degree
>military
>huge trucks her father obviously bought
>baseball cap w/leggings
>going overboard with cheek makeup
>uses her phone as a social crutch
>hard drug use
>friends with hard drug use
>family with hard drug use
>owns mice as pets
>facial hoop piercings
>septum piercings, most of all
>"daddy"
>hair is destroyed from all the bleaching and coloring
>baggage
>constantly needs reassurance that you still like them
>being that insecure
>messy room
>messy car
>eats nothing but junk food, no real meals
>talks shit on Facebook
>cant pay her phone bill
>tattoos
>stretched ears

>>737175050
damn dude, this isnt a rekt thread

>>737175050
>everybody knows but me because antisocial and no friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcEkS9tcIjg

>>737176130
this

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>>737175146
So much this

>>737174444
Check'd

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>>737176248
>owns mice as pets
THIS THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

>>737175393
How is not liking an animal a bad thing? I personally wouldn't find it a deal breaker unless I had said animal as a pet

>>737171673
Has had over 10 miles of dick in them

She does not accrpt my huggsies :(

>>737176563
Why tho? Please explain

>Colored hair
>Piercing
>Coal burner
>bad relationship with family.
>believes being a girl anything is special eg girl gamer,girl doctor, girl xop
>convinced she can sing
>wants to go clubbing
>has friends who go clubbing

>>737176991
Sign of wanting to be different and edgy just for the sake of it

>>737177062
I knew a girl who I dated for awhile who would get gerbils when she was younger like elem to middle school and kill them with her hands. And one day we were outside hanging out. And she found a lady bug an swatted it off the tree for not having spots and then stomped it.... Infront of my mother.....

>>737176109
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded

>>737177222
Oh and too add. My mother asked why'd she do that.. And she said "I dunno."

>>737176130
source: real life experience, this is true.

>>737177222
Check'd

>>737177222
*GASP* In front of your mother?!?!?!!?! HOLY FUCKING SHIT
nice trips tho

>>737177222
Is your mom hot?

>>737174841
Pull out the noose

>she has purple/green/blue/any other bullshit color hair.
>she has problems with her family
>she dropped out of college
>she's an "artist"
>she's vegan
>she's fat/too skinny

>>737171673
she has a black dick in her mouth

>>737177458
Anyone who's willing to act that crazy Infront of their boyfriends family. Has no bounds.

>>737177666
Satan don't lie

What if literally ALL of her friends are girls? Good or bad?

Also, a girl who lives at home beyond the age of 25 without being in school or having a decent job.

>>737173324
Did you watch the art of manliness video too?

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top ten:

1. has kids
2. nigger (or has a nigger ex)
3. large tattoos
4. fake tits / wierd hair color
5. too much fucking makeup
6. smoker / mouth fedora
7. always on jewtube, facebook etc
8. argumentative / know-it-all / always right
9. rules / boundaries because her ex bla bla bla
10. always talking about self / ex / friends / family

>>737177951
A girl thats 25 and still lives at home means nothing anon... That's seen as good more then bad. Means she's not a roomie with 3 guys missing her rent but not kicked out.mm>>737177951

>>737174841
>1/8 black
congrats, she's now 3/5 person

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>horse girl
>best friend is her mom
>dates within friend circle
>"world traveler "

Just mine.

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>>737174223
>has eys that point in opposite directions

Fucking kek!

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>>737176130
have to agree

girl has been hanging around our group of friends for a little while since she moved here, no female friends at all, seems to use cars as a leverage into male friend groups

payed her the slightest bit of attention during a bonfire we were having
she sat on my lap all night and we fucked the next morning

she moved through 3 of us and 2 had turned her down before she started dating this guy on the outskirts of our friend group

we all tried to talk him out of it
She's pretty average, but her ass is insane.

Found out she had to run away from the last place she lived because she was a drug dealer that didn't pay her debts

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>>737176130
TRVE ROMAN

>>737175050
Is this fucking real?

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>>737176025
>she's a high-mileage slut, and her snatch has no user-serviceable parts

>>737171673
>No siblings

Weird one but always crazy if they don't have them. Spoiled I guess.

>>737177345
Tyrion Lannister had a story like that

>>737179263
Unless she has cousins she's close with. Then they are more Normie. But still a little spoiled.

>>737177667
This is my gf, except she has normal hair and is super hot

>>737179283
I'm sorry I don't get the reference. But here's a Kek because I'm sure it was intended to be funny.

>has any unnatural hair color

>>737178642
Oh those fucking horse girls are always weird.

Also don't date ballerinas, they always have issues.

>>737171769
While I don't entirely disagree, have you ever seen how women act to each other? It's fucking horrible, like a flock of vultures fighting over roadkill. Can't exactly fault someone for staying the fuck out of that scene.

>>737179171
You didn't get a reply; so no.

>>737173324
Holy shit, that's me. Does this mean that women should avoid me instead?

>>737179736
No, of course not. Women should avoid you for different reasons.

>>737178241
But it also means she has very little drive.

>>737178642
>best friend is her mom
Yes this one guys, my girlfriend has ruined my life due to this. Wanting to move out of state so fucking bad but she won't leave because of her mom.

>>737172445
i avoid these bitches like the plague. they usually have all guy friends too

>>737173731
funny enough theyre all looking for guys who make more than them

>>737179977
What state? I'll move there and take your girlfriend so you can move out.

>>737176292
under rated reply

>>737175050
God damn

>>737177062
>keeping mice is edgy
wut?
Also mice are adorable and more social with humans than hamsters or gerbils

I stopped and had a drink with a couple of chicks tonight that were trying to flirt by just HURLING red flags at me.

She kept turning the conversation to how she's depressed and on tons of medications and I'm just there like "Oh yeah I know about some of that shit."

The other kept talking about her kid and how he shits everywhere.

Which I do because I'm a biochemist, but jesus why would you intentionally make the conversation about how crazy you are with a guy you've JUST MET.

It was weird because they seemed really thirsty, but the conversation they were throwing up was like 100% what I'd do if I wanted someone to leave me the hell alone and jump out the window.

>>737180514
I also don't really understand the logic behind the mice thing hes talking about.

However, anecdotally, both of the women I've dated who happened to keep mice as pets were cunts. Shrug.

>>737175050
your gf description gave me a boner. a pic?

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>Read through the lengthy list of red flags
>Realise that all women will have at least one or two things from this list
>This is usually the part where I or someone else has to say, "Yeah but it's okay beacuse..." but it isn't.
>They really are generally bad for relationships.
>Can't date women.
>Homosex is not an option.
What do?

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>smokes weed all the time
>shit talks my family when they do stupid shit (rowdy family but not in a super abusive way)
>tells me what to do
>talks about themselves in narcissistic viewpoint

>>737175833
Take it easy, Grant, he's not talking about /you/, Dylan.

>>737176795
thats almost the entire female population these days bro. very few women have few sexual partners anymore. even fat bitches are getting laid by a different guy weekly.

feminism ruined relationships, so now women just use it as an excuse to take as much dick from different partners as possible. i know 2 chicks that bring a dif guy over every night/every couple nights to fuck. Do THAT math. thats like 500 dicks in like 5 years/1000 in 10 years.

>>737180291
You give me enough money to support myself for three months and you have a deal.

>>737180870
You never said what state...

>>737180841
Even if a girl has only had one sexual partner, all she has to do is fuck him 3 times a week for 2 years and she will literally have 10 miles of dick without being promiscuous.

Measuring promiscuity by mileage is ridiculous.

>>737180963
Eastern Side of the US

>>737180841
Kek. Nah bro. I tell girls all the time. "if you're not a virgin I'm not gonna marry you." it's a good excuse for never wanting to get married... And most chicks will still fuck you even after saying that.

>>737181047
That's not a state fag

>>737181127
Think what is the shittiest possible state you can live in?

>>737181030
Shit. My dick has like 30 miles of pussy then.

>>737181172
Considering I live in it now. Florida.

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>>737175050
That's fuckin rough anon.

>>737181256
I live in Florida and it sucks. It's not as bad as some other states though. Rent here is too high.

>>737181396
Rents too high.. No real jobs unless you're IT or wanna work hospitality or in a hospital.

Be me too dumb for any of them.. Tfw.

She cuts herself

>>737172234
This guy gets it.

ok heres my list.

-Conceited. Its amazing how many women think theyre the shit nowadays and think they deserve guys legions above their actual quality number.

-No sense of humor. Sry but if they cant enjoy life and laugh at shit and take everything too serious to the point of fighting all the time over stupid shit, then theyre simply just no fun and offer nothing to a relationship other than their body.

-has no hobbies or real interests other than copy paste answers they saw from other women on tinder. This is a huge red flag for me, because they usually cant hold a conversation, have nothing whatsoever to offer, and most of the time are social media junkies seeking self validation via internet because they have no lives to fullfill them

-has only guy friends, and lots of them hover around ( i know this has been said 100 times, but im posting it again to reaffirm that its pretty much a fact)

-wears berkinstocks/flip flops all the time and doesnt seem to actually own any real shoes. this is a huge redflag for me, because it usually means that theyve given up on even trying to be feminine(usualy an extreme feminist) or have bad hygene. I know theres tons of hot asian women that wear flip flops 24/7 but in reality, the majority of them that do wear flip flops 24/7 have horrific feet you wouldnt want anywhere near your bed(dead skin/fungus/flat ugly feet). their hygene is shit. most likely dont shave their pussy/have leg hair/have long hairy armpits/are a dirty ass hippy.

-feminist
-social media junkie
-cellphone addict
-still hasnt learned how to put makeup on or groom themselves properly as an adult

>>737172123
holy god damn fuck is that a cheeto pizza?????????????
i can already feel the cancer forming in me just thinking about eating it, but i still want to eat it nonetheless

>>737181562
there is no such thing as non-religious and non-lefitst
true story, snowflake

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>>737173491
So much this. Post more stories of horror, if you will.

>>737182034
Are you 14?

>>737171673
>>737171950
It's hot as fuck and the best/strangest feeling when they're sucking but there's no way anyone could be stupid enough to actually keep one of these bitches, surely? Use them for fun (because they're always DTF) and get the fuck out, people. Seriously.

>Tattoos
>Dyed hair (Hates her genetics)
>Comes from a single parent home
>Is a single parent
>Coal Burner
>Has No or a bad relationship with her Father
>Her Father is not the head of the House
>Drug use (Yes weed too)
>Doesn't even have a minimum wage job
>Excessive drinking
>Social media addict
>Atheist
>Hates or Doesn't want to have children
>Accepts Homosexuals or has Homosexual "Friends"
>Never Dresses modestly
>Has anything over a Associates degree
>Uncleanliness in Body and Surroundings
>Is liberal
>Listens to Rap Music
>Likes Sports
>Has "Guy" Friends
>Over Make Up
>Overweight
>Smokes Cigarettes
>Gambles
Just my List I can go on if wanted....

>>737178314
HAHA

These have actually happened:

>gets up after bj cum swallow and says "now THAT is how you give a bj"
>doesn't need to shower as she "put Deodorant on yesterday"
>I lied because "everybody lies"
>I slept with my best friend because she has "low self esteem"
>wants kids but will "beat them if they ever step out of line"

The greatest con women ever pulled was to convince the world they are special somehow.

>>737171673
she doesn't say no

>>737173852
p i n e a p p l e

>she has no femine dick

>>737182529
>exists

>>737171673
she sends you nudes that were obviously shot on a different day.

>>737182133
No, the fuck makes you think that?
Are YOU 14?

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>>737172234
Or pink, blue, green, and purple hair. It's like a unicorn of failure vomited on them.
Pic unrelated

>>737174223
>>has narcissist personality disorder
tru tru tru

>>737182802
I've become so numb to it /b/ro..

If a woman dyes her hair at all its a red flag.
She's saying she hates her genetics and might be hiding other things. If she will hide her true hair color what else is she hiding.

>>737176109
>I have never lived where it snows, the post

Dumb nigger road salt will rust and destroy your car if you don't wash it multiple times a week

>>737171673
When her only method of transportation is crawling, and she acts like a 2yr old

>>737182727
Cont:

>doesn't shower every day
>lies about brushing her teeth
>sometimes wears the same panties and socks for a week
>watches Jeremy Kyle- for the enjoyment, not the spaectacal
>glued to her smartphone
>can't cook
>can't apply make up
>wears the same style outfit every day/ occasion
>never goes out
>dirt family
>defends cheaters
>thinks Facebook friends are real friends

Damn. Reading this thread made me realize how lucky I am.

A part from "being liberal" my gf has none of the flaws mentioned here.

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>>737172721
Oh man that would be such a turn on.

>>737183225
Who hurt you

She posts nudes in the kik group we were in. It would have been a different story if everyone wasn't local.

It will bite you in the ass eventually anon.

>>737183225

Gf - I have no friends
/B/ro - just hang out with them
Gf - real friend message on FB
/B/ro *need to see her FB inbox*

>>737171673
She's had black friends

>>737179905
>But it also means she has very little drive.
the only drive she needs is the drive to fuck me and me alone

>>737171673

She has more tongues than you.

she has a fat vagina

>>737174841

Inform her that her vote is worth 0.925 votes.

>>737183952
Fat vagina? FAT VAGINA?

>>737176130
Or maybe the majority of women are normally boring or shallow and we'd like to have an interesting conversation for once. Most guys have at least one thing they're passionate about besides getting laid. Women are usually to social minded to care about anything not to do with friends, or guys, or make up. It's really quite tedious

>>737182529
>Breathes air

>>737184398
What kind of women have you been around? I don't agree at all.

>puts herself on a pedestal for being "politically educated" and not like other girls but follows now this and huffpost etc
>has a pet lizard. pick any. evidently this is a trend now.
>reposts porn gifs
>tumblr humor
>listens to pop punk
>watches skins and thinks thats about her life
>any drug use or alcohol use
>anti slut shaming, but only so no one can call her out for being a slut
>being rude to retail/food/etc employees
>calls herself queen

Fat vaginas are gross man

>>737184260
FAT VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>737184576
Ex had a meaty vagina

>>737182529
>>Has anything over a Associates degree

wat

>>737184621
I've never been with a chick with a particularly meaty vagina

I went out with one girl who had a naturally stanky one even though I know for a fact she washed it daily

Poor chick

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>>737183952
Do puffy pussies count as fat too ?

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>tfw she's a saracen

>>737184851
wtf is a puffy pussy

she watches the Disney channel, i can't stress it enough...

She buys a horse when you are together. My ex did that and told me, "no anon they don't cost much, and no of course they don't take much of your time"

Didn't so much as go out for a coffee for 2 years- she's now single.

When she has a dick.

>>737184920
Bruh get laid

>>737184523
Wait, no alcohol whatsoever? Not a glass of wine?
You Mormon or some shit?

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>>737184936
>when she has a dick.

On /b/? You surprise me, most of these fuckers don't see that as a problem.

>>737184819
Probably fungus or something nasty in her pussy.

>she is cyborg
run

>>737172017
thats when the fun starts

>>737174444
why is nobody checking this mans quads

She is trying to make more money if she has anything over an associates degree she's openly competing against you. Also she has spent more time in University and been exposed to liberal college students and professors in which she has most likely become liberal herself. Also debt

>>737185136
It wasn't quite that pungent, I think she just had a mildly stanky puss, she saw her gyno regular enough, took pretty good care of herself.

>>737185313
somebody already did, though

>>737185399
That sucks, man

>>737185413
only one? it's not every day you see quads

Having Standards weeds out undesirables.
"He that lieth down with dogs shall rise up with fleas"

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>>737174313
good post friend

>>737185366
Fuck off. Your ego is probably so fragile that you need to make more money to feel like a man or some shit.

Why so weak anon? kys

>>737185518
I see at least one quad a day. You gotta spend more time in here, anon.

>>737171673
To be honest I have such a big problem finding someone I can even remotely endure. I dislike most people and especially most women. I haven't been with anyone for like 3 years since I don't even bother "putting myself out there" and im fine with it. I've also let myself go since I have no motivation to stay in shape when im not even driven by sex anymore (masturbation is very underrated).

Eventually I want to settle down with someone and have a family (I'm 23 atm). And when I decide to do that I won't let shitty and ridiculous criteria about appearance be in the way of finding someone I actually enjoy being with. I'd rather compromise with my preferences about shallow things than being stuck with someone who makes me gag and cringe everytime they speak.

>>737185457
Was a shame, I love eating the puss but didn't get to with her because she was nervous about it.

RIP ex, perhaps one day she will find a magical vagina freshener.

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>>737185631
I'm already on here like 2 hours a day. I may not have a life but that doesn't mean I gotta be on /b/ 9 hours a day

Sure coulda used this thread a couple weeks ago before I caught the clap

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>>737175050
Why do I believe this story. I aught not to believe, cause this is /b/, but I do for some reason.

I can't figure out why.

>>737185684
2 hours? LOL thats nothing.

No wonder you get all carried away for a quads.

>>737185665
Can you not
Jesus

>>737185798
You wouldn't smash?

>>737185665
>disappointing

Women don't respect men that they out earn sorry its a fact. Most women don't want to fuck or wed a "man" who makes less than her. Guarantee she will monkey branch to guy with more money.

>>737171673
With this tongue she would do a nice lesbian oral, I assume.

>>737185665
Hell no

>>737173491
This. Even though I like cats, I can't stand a girl that REALLY likes cats

>>737185842
No. Also, I'm surprised everyone else was but if she's handing it out so freely I guess it's bound to happen eventually.
There's a vast number of much hotter bitches that are DTF without so much baggage and crotch rot, friend.

>>737185842
I actually puked a little in my mouth and had to swallow it and now I have that annoying acid feeling and I'm about to go use mouthwash

Admittedly that's partially because I spent tonight drinking pretty heavy stout

But like, that picture sent me over the edge

>>737173602
That's a green flag, Anon

>>737176772
The treatment of cats often gives an idea of how a their character.

>>737184505
Very vain and boring ones. They don't read, have interests outside of hanging out and partying, have any sort of life experience, and are just all around stupid. I've had better conversations on /b/ than I've had with a lot of women. Most of my female friends moved away, so I can't really bring myself to make more. It's too much work finding non disgustingly vapid ones.

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>>737174223
>won't fuck doggy style
my gf won't let me fuck doggy she says it comes to deep

>>737174313
kek

>>737186011
I hear ya. That beast is particularly unsexy and ugly. I just can't understand who would thrust their love stick into that 'woman'. I would instantly kill myself, and her, after realising what I've done.

Jesus fucking christ, she is ugly.

>>737186126
You live in a small town? Most interesting women have careers and they move into cities.

Of course, that has its drawbacks too. Still, I married one of them.

>>737172995
/thread

>>737186292
Small enough, it's a college town. So the few female friends I had did get jobs or married and fucked back of to their home state or town. All that's left here is trailer trash, sjws, trannies, and so many God damn lesbians. I'm so tired of lesbians.

>>737171673

her favorite bands are all headliners from Lilith fair.

all her books are a mix of either self empowering sex books or pho-philosophical books found at Urban outfitters such as the day of poofir example.

Crystals, Tibetan water bowls or tuning forks, etc. Believes strongly in alternative medicine and energy tharapy.

if from Seattle, studied at either Antioch University or Evergreen, "see above mention of energy tharapy.

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>>737182030
90% of /pol/ fits that, would be 100% when they're done playing crusaders (read: when summer is over).
And stop calling people you don't like "snowflakes".

>>737185603
>Fragile ego meme
That's a feminist meme. You've been played like a fiddle, son.
What the guy's saying is this: if she's into building a career, watch and see if that career means money to her, or just competition. First is unhealthy for a woman committed to a relationship, but can be fixed. The latter is a dreadful red flag.

>>737174444
That's some of the worst handwriting I've ever seen.

>>737187450
Not trying to sound like a sjw, but really, what's wrong with a woman being competitive? I want to hear your point of view.