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Alright, faggots. I'm sick of you assholes ALWAYS spilling

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Alright, faggots.

I'm sick of you assholes ALWAYS spilling my chocolate milk. I'm putting it in my brand new dubs proof safe. Only trips can crack this bad boy open. Be back in 30. Don't touch my fucking milk.
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>>737163699

Jokes on you I'm lactose intolerant
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>>737163699
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>>737163827
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>>737163849
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>>737163877
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>>737163699
open sez me
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iftah ya-samsan
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>>737163699
I want in
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Oh baby a triple
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I can do magic
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Stand back, everyone. I'll take care of this.
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>>737164107
No, really
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Fuck your milk
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Alakazaam
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Rollerino
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>>737164332
So close
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i got this
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>>737164247
>inb4 v&
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Chocolate milk!
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>>737164438
No
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GIMME THAT GODDAM MILK
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I'm the chosen one
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Don't worry OP. I don't even like milk.
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dada
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Alright, watch this.
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>>737163699
What do ducks like to dip in their soup...
Quackers.
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imma crack that safe
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Thanks for the milk OP
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Krakatoa
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>>737165100
So close
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Milk me
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>>737165200
Fuck
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>>737165222
WINRAR
RIP op's milk
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>>737165222
and thats done it
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>>737165222
Winrar
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>>737165222
>>737163699
He's got UR MILK BBY
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>>737163699
sorry faggot, I'm taking some
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>>737165222
YOU DRINK OP'S MILKSHAKE
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>>737165431
444 get milk
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I open with the power of sex smells!!
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>>737163699
https://youtu.be/_1FwTJ8GygA
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>>737163699
here it is, the almighty glass of chocolate milk
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guys I have a dilemma
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>>737165914
Your only option is to cry.
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The only people who get trips are faggots.
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>>737166515
Thought i would tempt the universe with this one but alas, it was not meant to be. I hope your chocolate milk goes sour.
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I need to get in that safe to check if the milk is ok for OP
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What if i just tiped that safe over?
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>>737166817
Oh dear
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>>737166817

Oh shit
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>>737167240
Are we in trouble?
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>>737167240
Shit! Gotta clean this mess up before OP gets back!
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>>737167841
only dubs can clean
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>>737167841
CLEAN THAT SHIT QUICK
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>>737167841
Ok. Good as new, i'm getting out of this thread now before op returns to open his safe
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>>737168210
It's still leaking guys! What do we do?
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>>737168391
Someone crack the safe so we can fix this!
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>>737168391
Oh gods, oh gods!
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Outta the way
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Done. Trips are here.
Everyone can go home now.
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everyone sit the fuck down
I got this
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YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES

I GO TO THE STORE TO GET SOME TENDIES AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO
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>>737168391
I got this guys. What's the combination?
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>>737169257
Oh shit! It's not what it looks like!
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>>737169259
>have to count to 10 to open it
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>>737169249
FUCKING SHIT
im trying again
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gimme dat melk
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>>737169333
dat shits open
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>>737169333
Praise Trips
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>>737169333
Ooo winnyman
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Somene go to the store, we need to replace OPs milk!
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OP here. Okay, the tendies are in.

I'm gonna go to the store and get some more chocolate milk, assholes. Don't fucking touch them.
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>>737169548
Whew, I hope he isn't angry.
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>>737169548
If we tip the oven over, will it leak tendies?
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Fuck, what do we do? OP is going to flip
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>>737167240
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>>737169786
What in the Buddha fuck just happened?!?
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>>737169548
They sure smell good.
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>>737169978
I set the heat to 1000 C so we would have instant tendies then the oven started shooting fire!
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Somebody open a window.
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>>737169786
Oh no! Put it out! Put it out!
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the magical power of quads will fix everything, and restore everything back to mint condition
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>>737170133
Ok fire's out, but OP's gonna be mad about his tendies
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Fuck ur safe I'm 100 in lockpick
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>>737170426
fuck how can we fix this shit
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>>737170480
Would you believe 99?
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>>737169755
One way to find out.
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>>737170426
I'm at the drive thru everyone. I'll replace those tendies. Oh damn! I'm short $3.50. Does anyone have spare change!?
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>>737170762
This man needs our money!
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>>737170762
Fuck! OP is going to kill us!
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>>737170762
guys I have a sneaking suspicion that this man is actually a dinosaur from the Paleolithic era...
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Hurry up. I think I see him coming.
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>>737170762
yeah here
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Where ?
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>>737171003
Thanks pal, got the tendies
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All is fine right now, no one do anything stupid
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>>737165100
>>737165200
>>737165222
My god kek, you are too kind
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Join the conversation on Hangouts: https://hangouts.google.com/group/oTs2QFaoLM39XiPw2 ..
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>>737171207
if only this would have been dubs/trips as well
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>>737171207
OP here. I'm counting on you.
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Are we still waiting for op to obtain more chocolate milk?
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>>737165222
Winrar
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this is how you get trips
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>>737171590
I'm here.
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>>737171904
>>737171904
trumoo? really? was that all they had?
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>>737171904
I wanted strawberry milk, faggot
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>>737172155
I don't see you bringing anything for us to drink, faggot.

Trips decides what we wash our delicious tendies down with. Please be nice.
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>>737172527
We drink strawberry milk
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>>737172742
>>737172527
shit
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>>737172527
We all have a tall glass of cool-aid
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>>737172527
Semen and Mud
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>>737172527
Chernobyl water
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we drink unsweetened tea
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bleach
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how about some fucking cream soda??
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regular milk
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strawberry milk
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OP can drink horse semen, while we all get strawberry milk
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we will drink coconut milk with chocolate substitute syrup mixed in
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Strawberry milk but the milk is semen.
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the blood of an HIV positive prostitute
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>>737165222
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We drink battery acid
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we drink strawberry milk please
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Powdered milk, but the water is urine.
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Say it with me: strawberry milk.
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I like white milk better
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>>737173595
Strawberry milk.
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how about raw eggwash
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>>737173595
strawberry milk
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The trips are......*concentrates intensely* they are on their way now.
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got quads on last thread
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I'm gonna say it over and over again until trips so we drink strawberry milk
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>>737173595
Strawberry milk!
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You think trips will stop me?
I pity your naivety
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i pray to Lord kek to gift me with trips so I can obtain strawberry milk
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>>737173498
This
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straw
berry
milk
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>>737173595
Strawberry Milk
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>>737173861
Roll
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>>737173595
STRAWBERRY! MILK!
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may or may not be kek
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>>737173595
STRAWBERRY MILK!!
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strawberry milk but the strawberry flavor comes from real strawberries
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>>737172527
the drink of gods
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>>737173911
/911
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>>737173911
bush did 911
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>>737173980
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I'd like regular milk, but with strawberry in it.
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strawberry milk but the milk comes from a sheep
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I got this
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OP will be here any minute we need some malk
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>>737173498
Roll
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>>737174111
thank you for you service
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rolling
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strawberry milk but it's actually regular milk with strawberry flavor
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Strawberry quick ,no milk.
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got milk?
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>>737174111
Aaaaaaaaand winrar
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>>737174111
Trips, check em
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>>737171160
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guys im allergic to chicken do we have anything else to eat?
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>>737174111
Wow. Where in that post was strawberry milk mentioned? Fucking waisted trips.
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>>737174087
sheep raped in the name of allah
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3's
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See to it that we all drink strawberry milk
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strawberry milk ok Jesus just give it to us the tenders are probably cold by now!
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>>737174111
Well yeah, you did.
Couldn't be happier about a waste of a roll.
Strawberry quick, no milk.
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guys actually how are we gonna reheat the tenders if ops oven got fucked
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no liquid, just the powder
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for milk
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If dubs then its strawberry. My bad guys
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>>737174445
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>>737174431
We use a mircowave, then drink strawberry milk
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Holy water the priest dipped his dick in.
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>>737174507
sounds good. also strawberry milk
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strawberry milk
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>>737173978
rerolling for this tasty treat
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555
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>>737174527
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how about melted but still cold strawberry ice cream?
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>>737174479

>>737173966
>>737173922
>>737173911
>>737173566
>>737173411
>>737172911
Here are your damn dubs OP, now gimme strawberry milk!
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>>737174600
Alright!
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SOMEONE PLEASE GET TRIPS FOR THE STRAWBERRY MILK
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S T R A W B E R R Y M I L K
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHEN DO WE GET STRAWBERRY MILK!?
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shit
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>>737173595
Strawberry milk.
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Watch THIS lads
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Wait, why don't we just tip the safe over? It's gonna spill out anyway
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>>737174808
no no no no no no no nooooooooooo
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noooo
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>>737174808
Alriht semen milk
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>>737174808
NOOOOOOOO! NOT THE STRAWBERRY MILK!
There better be more in the fridge!
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>>737174876
who cares about that damned chocolate milk we want the STRAWBS
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hoping the spilt strawberry milk wasn't op's, give us the god damn strawberry milk
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>>737174876
See >>737167240
And i want strawberry milk
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>>737174888
AAAAAGGHHH waste :(
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>>737174929
Here you go, just don't spill it
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