I'm on patrol in this sector, and I--I have a date tonight.

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>>737151451
Reporting, g'evenin'

I just want nudes from some qt emo grils

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>>737151451
Well, I'm reporting for duty, but I received communication your scanner unit is in for repairs tonight.

>>737151451
Good afternoon 2B, I'm out for dinner but I'm waiting for my food so I suppose I'll join in for a bit

-Al

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>>737151518
Evening Rock, good to have you with us. Did you receive the dossier?

>>737151519
Tried talking to girls online?

>>737151529
Good to have you, Sky. And thank you for the heads up. He's not in too bad of shape, is he?

>>737151590
Do as you will. Out of the hospital yet?

>>737151678
I've been out for about 8 hours now

-Al

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Big sis is having a date, that's nice I guess.

>>737151678
I don't ask girls for nudes. Against my philosophy. But that being said, I still want them.

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>>737151678
Not a problem and no he simply needs time to recuperate from daily expenditures. I hope you're date goes smoothly, though I have no particular concerns that I will!

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>>737151705
Long time no see, and you're never on the threads so i missed even more stuff :/ Hospital? What happened? How did you get hurt?

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>>737151705
Right when I hit 'Post', I realized what you had said. Never would've taken you for one to eat out, Al.

>>737151765
We'll see how it turns out. It's only as friends, though.

>>737151821
You're...you're on the Internet. Literally billions of photos are at your fingertips.

>>737151859
tried to fit too many dicks in my mouth
-al

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>>737151895
Ah? A date? How'd that happen~? Did it just fall into your lap or are you trying to put yourself out there?

>>737151895
I'm on the internet?

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>>737151451
Hi 2b!! Its great to see you! I have a bad case of the flu, so I'm gonna lurk and eventually go to bed. I called in sick from work. Let's hope I beat this thing soon.

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>>737151857
Understood. We all deserve a break now and again, don't we? Especially that particular Scanner unit.

Sky, advise me on how to relate to other people.

>>737151935
You should know of all people. You're it.

>>737151972
You're in a series of tubes, at the very least.

>>737152001
Hey Mantis! Sorry to hear that, I guess it was only a matter of time before a summer sickness caught hold of you. Take care of yourself and have a speedy recovery.

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Good Evening 2B, How are you?

I want hug (^v^)

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>>737151519
There aren't qt emo girls, why do you think most emo males are gay? Because all emo girls are fat, so since emo males basically all dress like girls you could just ask them instead.

>>737151934
Well then...How many is too much for you exactly?

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>>737151519
The stuff online won't cut it, huh. You go out and meet anyone?

>>737151529
Heya, good evenin'

>>737151590
Whatcha gettin?

>>737151678
Good to be here too. Yep, I received it. I've been studying it.

And silly me, I missed that! You have a date, huh. What are you going to do?

>>737151935
Hiya Bun

>>737152001
Hey Mantis! I'm sorry to hear you have a flu though, damn, that bites.

What do you have for it?

>>737152145
Heya Velvet. You ever get that ice cream :v

>>737152202
*hug* What's up, Anon?

>>737152123
Here I thought I was going to have to let you go off and spend time with someone else! Heh...
~Reisen

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>>737152123
Ah, the simplest way is to ask questions of the other person and offer feedback to their responses only when they are fully done speaking. Active listening goes a long way.

>>737152270
Hamster died (._.)

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>>737152202
>

>>737151859
I got shot, nothing major, I'm fine now. You should be seeing me around more.

>>737151895
Everyone likes some Chinese every once in a while, plus, I've got to put on some more weight. Body fat percentage is dangerously low at 1.8% and I've got to eat about 30k calories to get it back up to normal in a decent amount of time.

>>737152270
One of everything, I'm pretty hungry.

>>737152357
That's a shame, will you be getting another one?

-Al

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>>737152357
I'm very sorry. I used to have a few hamsters.

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>>737152145
Not bad at all Velvet, thanks for asking. In high spirits, actually. A strange mixture of anticipatory nerves and excitement.

And yourself? Learned to accept gratitude yet?

>>737152202
*pats your head* I'm sure another member would be more than happy to oblige.

>>737152270
I'll be watching a movie with her. An artsy, avant-garde, sub-texty kind of movie.

Studying? That's what I like to hear. Operations begin tonight. Seen 9H around?

>>737152281
I'd never overbook on you, you know that.

>>737152412
I'm getting a turtle

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>>737152444
>her

you're a lezzy?

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Good evening.

>>737152202
*hug*

>>737152534
Oh, turtles are great pets. I've had one myself for a few years.

-Al

>>737152444
... Heh. You know how to put a smile on my face. I talked to 9H a good deal this morning. I'll tell you about it tonight, I imagine.
~Reisen

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>>737151451
Yoo, need advice starting out on Tinder.
What're the essential infos I should put in my bio?
Should I really be myself or should I try faking it?
What about pictures? I look like shit in every photo I've been in so I'm not really sure bout it.

>>737152614
This vid made my decision :-)

https://youtu.be/cmapcYDxVMI

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>>737152357
You should prepare a little coffin and bury it, i did the same with my goldfish, mine was trying to relate to its owner, so much in fact that it killed himself by jumping out of the bowl of water, guess he was depressed too. We found it days after all dried up, on the ground...That was a sad day.

>>737152412
Wow how did that happen?! Are you in the army or something?

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>>737152270
No, but I might..

>>737152444
I'm a little better than usual, I was able to swap out my radiator today, so No need to worry about it anymore.

And no, I will never accept gratitude I am undeserving of.

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give me some oats

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>>737152894
No. Oats.

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>>737152296
What if they never shut up? What if I have absolutely zero interest in what they had just said after speaking?

>>737152412
How much weight did you lose while in the hospital? How much of your gains have you lost...

>>737152562
...

I'm bi.

>>737152615
Understood. Also, would a midnight screening work for you or 10pm? Your time.

>>737152725
Considering Tinder is largely based off of impulse first-impressions, it doesn't really matter much what you put in for into.

Your photos, however...you're going to want to isolate your top 3. You have others who you could get their take on them, right?

And don't be honest. Withhold your negative traits. Once you get the girl, you'll have all the time in the world to show her just how terrible you can be.

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>>737152894
Here are some oats, my brother.

How's it going?

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>>737152725
Taking good pictures is aaaaall about the angle, the expression, the little things. Everyone looks worse when you flatten them down into an image like that. And we all have to work with it. Figure out the better side of your face, get some good lighting and just... Take a lot of them.

>>737152817
No, a gang in my particular area had a problem with me, and I with them.

>>737152989
17 pounds, more or less. My muscles are doing just fine, they thank you for asking about them.

-Al

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>>737152357
Damn... I'm so sorry... I know how that goes. What was their name?

>>737152412
Ooo, what kind of food?

>>737152444
Sounds nice~ What movie?

And yep! I'm just re reading it, trying to understand it more. Yep, I have. We spoke a bit.

>>737152846
What would you get?

>>737152607
Heya Fenn~ How're you?

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>>737153011
you heartless little shit , ill slam your fucking face into the side of the barn

>>737153011
I am mediocre , thank you for the oats

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>>737152989
10 my time would be best, however if you're busy until midnight, that's okay.

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>>737153116
I'm alright Rock. I'm always alright. How are you?

>>737153156
Anything specific got you down?

>>737153116
His name was Kaldor

>>737153116
Chinese. American Chinese though, you can't find real Chinese food here sadly. Well, maybe you can, but it would be difficult.

-Al

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>>737152894
Try these. Little brown sugar on top. Pat of butter.
Oooooooh yeah!

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>>737153156
Pig feets aren't made to link posts on 4chan apparently.

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>>737152846
Radiator was giving you trouble, huh? You're a mechanic, Velvet?

Someday, I'm going to get the best of you. Someday.

>>737152725
>>737153026
Excellent advice here, anon. I suggest you follow Reisen's instruction. Remember, no below-eye-level photos, turn 3/4 to a side, make sure to avoid any over-head light sources.

>>737153108
You need to share that wealth, Al. I'm getting stronger, but not nearly quick enough.

>>737153116
How is he?

And the title of the movie is 'Koyaanisqatsi'

>>737153280
Hm. 10 it is.

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>>737152989
If you have no interest you ask a question that has more meaning to you. As far as talking too much, sometimes a timely interuption is called for and sometimes it's relieving. There are times people talk to much in order to feel more comfortable with their situation, but it can be extremely stressful for them and being interrupted kindly tells them "it's ok you don't have to work so hard".

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>>737153116
Chocolate.

>>737153390
Not a Mechanic, a Grease monkey. I only actually work on my own car.

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>>737152846
Hi Scarlet! I've been looking for you on these threads lately to ask you how things were...Since you know, last time we had that special conversation, i still didn't forget about it. You seem a lot better though this time around, did something special happen perhaps?

>>737153108
I envy you slightly, at least your life us somewhat interesting, how did you fix the issue? You ended up in a hospital but i have a gut feeling they didn't get better than that.

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>>737151451
Sit on my face pls

great another group of avatarfags that feels special.

>>737153390
I'll grant you strength if you pay for my food.

>>737153527
They won't be a problem anymore and we'll leave it at that.

-Al

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>>737153390
Those are pretty solid pieces of advice there, 2B. All things I would watch out for. No one looks flattering from below eye level, generally.

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>>737153307
I'm doing pretty good! Anything new with you?

>>737153327
Mm.. Kaldor... Now, I'm not a religious type, but I'll have a little prayer for Kaldor.

>>737153346
Ah, you know, I had a feeling you'd get chinese food. Sounds pretty good right about now.

>>737153390
He's a little troubled. Today wasn't a very good day, but I think it'll be okay.

Huh, looks pretty nice. I like the premise.

>>737153480
Niccee(cream)

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Guys I really need advice

Does replying to her make me a cuck?
How can I respond to this and keep my cool

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>>737153445
*scribbles down notes* So, getting up and walking away mid-sentence is generally inexcusable?

>>737153480
Oh, I see. Still, that's a very handy skillset to have. All I know how to do is change flats, oil, and flush a radiator. But replacing one, that seems far too daunting of a task.

>>737153562
>

>>737153582
You know it. Each and every one of these guys is special, in their own way. Only met one I didn't like.

>>737153656
No doubt it would surpass the GDP of a small country.

>>737153695
Yet becoming intimate requires a switch to that perspective.

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>>737153923
Flushing a Radiator is fun, We have a machine we use at the shop. I also do Transmission flushes, and replace all under the hood fluid for a car.

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>>737153307
who me? I am in my prime nothing bad ever penetrates my consciousness
>>737153363
yes a bit of milk and utter heaven
>>737153369
your snidely and derogatory remarks will never dampen my spirit little child

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>>737153582
Jack? Is that you?

>>737153656
Okidoki then, just hope the implications aren't too high, so anyway, get well soon! I hope you got lucky and have some pretty nurses taking care of you after getting shot by these thugs.

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>>737153922
>Does replying to her make me a cuck?
I don't see how. Just schedule a day to smoke together again, she seems chill about it, so do you.

>>737153922
nah anon that all seems alright. if you worry about being a "cuck" or how you will look like to other people, then how will u enjoy yourself?
idk, that all seems fine and fun

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>>737153884
Noted. Thank you for the intel.

>>737153922
It depends on what you want, really. She was fairly clear there; she's not up for anything serious.

If a serious relationship is your primary objective, then yes, you're a cuck for bothering with her. Otherwise? Message her back, tell her you'd like to smoke again sometime.

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>>737153922
Depends on your boundaries. If you want to be friends, be friends, if you want more and she doesn't then be okay with being friends and move on. For the reply it doesn't matter as much as your mindset.
>>737153923
I would say so.

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>>737153922
Uh... Anon, this is simple. Did you enjoy toking with her? Toss out all the sexy times you've got floating around in your head, it's clearly not gonna happen. She doesn't want that, she said as much. But if you enjoyed hanging out with her, then... Why not be friends? Just be sure she isn't using you for your... "resources", as it were. After all, I'll bet you guys smoked your stuff, not hers, right?

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>>737151451
I made you a get-well card, but I forgot to get anyone to sign it, and I wasn't around when you got back. Sorry.

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>>737153923
Is that one you didn't like me?

>>737153884
It is pretty good right about now.

>>737153923
So, how're you doing?

>>737154150
The nurses and I have gotten along very well. There are quite a few who want to know me better.

-Al

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>>737153922
I don't see why it would. Just go and hang out, get to know her more. At least just spend time as friends.

>>737154187
No problem, sis. Always happy to be of service.
>>737154329
Nice, nice. You were pretty hungry, that I know.

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>>737153923
P-pfft.. Yeah, that's true enough.

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>>737154038
Atleast I can get oats on my own.
>>737154293
Cute.

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>>737153884
Some things, but they don't matter.

>>737154038
Well, that's good. With a powerful enough positive attitude you can be happy forever, I guess.

>>737153922
Just keep hanging out and smoking with her. Friends are more valuable than you think; don't worry about whether or not it will evolve into something more. It probably won't. But she'll make a good friend.

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>>737152989
>>737153026
>>737153390
Wow thanks guys.
solid advice, now I gotta look up that "Reisen" thing. I'll dedicate my first fuck to you guys.

xoxo thank bby

>>737151451
what you do for a living?

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>>737154238
She actually offered to smoke me out initially but I surprised her by bringing blunts.
She gave me a lot of mixed signals, showed me her personal art notebook and stuff.
Idk.. I'll try.
>>737154187
>>737154165
>>737154152
>>737154552

You guys are allright. Thanks for that.
Here's some OC cringe for you as a present, it's from our conversation earlier and has been clouding my thoughts during our conversation

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>A fictional character is getting a date before me
Fuck my life.

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>>737154572
Reisen is a poster here, this one >>737154393 specifically.

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>>737154037
Way to one-up me, Velvet.

Kidding.

>>737154220
Humor aside, you know, I never really thought about it that way, Sky. Never thought that a reason why people would talk so much because of nerves. The notion seems alien to me, honestly.

But this is expanding my empathy toolbox, thank you very much for the insight.

>>737154293
What? You made this for me? I-I don't know what to say, thank you, anon. I wasn't expecting this at all.

Way to catch me off-guard. Got a name, by any chance?

>>737154313
Why do you think it was you? Don't be so egotistical. It was Quetz.

>>737154329
Well, feeling calmer now. The nerves have settled and I just received a get-well card! Could say I'm in pretty high spirits.

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>>737154805
It's not meant to one-up, Just part of what I do.

It's a fun job.

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>>737154446
your going to do exactly what I tell you to do, you are going to go stop N shop and your going to bring me some oats immediately
or I'm going to jump you

>>737154552
you are going to help me jump this girl>>737154446
she has my oats

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>>737154686
It's not that cringy; she moved right past it and didn't care. She doesn't mind, you shouldn't mind. I've seen far worse.

>>737154689
Don't stress over it, all things come in time. It's not something to be overly worried about.

>>737154959
Locked and loaded, brother.

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>>737154572
Uuuh, what does that entail? Are you going to write our names in your cum or something when you're done, anon? P-please don't...
>>737154686
Relay and enjoy yourself, okay? To me, a smoke buddy is never a bad thing as long as it's not just your stuff getting used up.
>>737154805
Really? I do that all the time.. Talk too much, I mean. Haha...

>>737154805
I guess that makes two of us in high spirits. Heard you have a date?

>>737154389
I was really hungry, this is great.

-Al

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>>737154329
Of course big boss is getting all the ladies! Well...You're in a hospital bed, right? Still a bed though, you could offer them to know you better by spending their nights with you...Kidding, don't do that, i mean, not in the hospital! And especially if they don't want to.

>>737154805
Oh...That figures. Because i noticed it's pretty easy to dislike me lately, i was afraid that person could've been me, sorry for that.

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>>737154959
I refuse.

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>>737154572
You need not look far. Reisen is the bunny girl in the thread that gave you advice.

Good luck, anon. Should you get that far, be sure to have her call you "2B".

>>737154625
Marketing strategist for a company.

>>737154686
Anon, you're actually doing pretty damn awesome if I may say so. Nothing is more disarming and attractive than humor. And self-referential humor is pretty accessible and effective. You've managed to master it, I see.

If there are any anons around with similar issues, they could learn a thing or two from your playbook.

>>737154689
It's a date between friends, relax.

In reality, I haven't had a romantic date in...months. But before then, approximately 3 years.

>>737155206
Oh, I'm out of the hospital now. Got out today in fact.

-Al

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>>737154552
You sure? We could talk about it outside the thread, if you'd like.

>>737154686
Hey, no problem. Happy to help, you just have a good time, relax.

(Also that screenshot, lol)

>>737155107
Hey, nice man. Good to hear :)

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>>737155254
then I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to bite the barrel of this .45

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>>737155061
From what I've observed in the voice channel, I don't feel that is the case. Then again, you are at home there and not under pressure.

>>737155107
Louise will be taking me to the movies.

>>737155206
Lately? What have you been up to that others would disapprove of? Or is this another instance of baseless self-deprecation?

>having trouble guaging your interest.

You made yourself sound like a pathetic idiot. The ball was in your field and you go ahead and screw that up? Don't talk like this with girls anymore, nor the I'm gonna be honest shit. You gotta a learn to play the game.

The only save would be a short text, and drop her otherwise.

>well Im looking to have some fun is all.

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>>737155533
Do it, do it motherfucker I dare you, I double dare you! Pull the trigger, piglet, do it!

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>>737155303
Right! ...You even mentioned that, i'm not feeling so well lately so i guess i forgot already ^.^ Goddamnit i'm a moron.

>>737155535
It would be too humiliating to talk about it here, maybe later on private if you have time? But i see you're busy so maybe not.

>>737155281
Ah, alright, that's cool.
To be honest I haven't even talked to a woman in a couple years.

>>737155535
Going to get any popcorn with that?

>>737155453
Only sad thing is people stare at you when you order one of everything on the menu. Especially in Chinese restaurants where they have so many options.

-Al

>>737155789
That's alright, I forget things all the time. Just last week I forgot I was in the US.

-Al

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>>737155281
I can imagine this girl going, "What the hell is a 2B, anon?"
>>737155535
Mm, relatively at least. Uh... Well we both know I have some issues with insecurity, it's entirely possible that I just imagine it.

Still, you've never had that issue? Are you usually quiet if you're uncomfortable, instead?

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>>737155686
I swear to god ill do it and ill smear your guts all over this fucking thread !

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>>737154805
No.

>>737155453
No, I'll be alright.

>>737155686
I'm going to have to ask you to give the pig his oats.

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>>737155789
In three hours we can speak, if you're still around then.

>>737155801
Why's that anon? Having difficulties mustering up the courage? Or maybe no one has really caught your interest?

>>737155802
I hate popcorn! It's the dandruff of snackfoods.

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>>737156008
Oh my, 2B hates something? Heh... That's a shame.

>>737151451
why you are such a retarded faggot?

>>737156008
Ouch. I'll apologize to popcorn for you. Though I can't say I like the stuff myself other than the wonderful fat-restoring qualities it has.

-Al

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>>737154714
Ah, I thought it was an academic paper or something. Still, thanks man.

>>737155061
The simplest would be us with timestamp but yeah that could work if you want it.

>>737155281
Not really confident in my age group so I'm going for older women. I'm 19 so older here could mean 26+ for me. I'd bet theres one out there who's played this game before and be down with us rp-ing.

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>>737155921
Suppose she does know what a 2B is? That's marriage material!

>>737155921
Bingo. Though, I'm usually pretty quiet most of the time, so people generally can't tell if I'm nervous.

>>737155998
Fenn! Where have you been! I was wondering where you were. I hadn't seen you in the Discord.

>>737156149
I'll have you know that I hate a fair amount of things.

>>737156203
I don't know, anon. Help me figure it out.

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>>737155802
Yeahhhh, I was kinda thinking about that. Those menus are pretty big. None the less though, sounds tasty~

>>737155998
All right, bud. Just take care.

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>>737156356
Yeah, that definitely would put her on the list. And hey, wonderful, I want to hear all about that! Hate is a passionate emotion, even when it's for something dumb like popcorn. So it's quite telling about a person.

>>737156358
Trust me, the amount of plates they're bringing out is almost a never ending buffet. But I'll finish all of it eventually. This should get me up to my 30,000 I need.

>>737156356
2B, it's unfair for you to set the standards for marriage material. You're automatically including yourself.

-Al

>>737156008
Well, if I tried to talk to a woman I'd usually just get shy and psych out at the last second, or the conversation will go nowhere, never to see them again... so I just decided to give up.

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>>737156008
I will, this time i won't make you waste time hopefully.

>>737156203
If you don't have anything nice to say don't speak at all, and if you feel you absolutely need to deliver that message then why do you feel that way? Ask yourself that.

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>>737156297
Couldn't you just gorge out on other foods? Carb up!

I like tiramisu. You should totally have a slice or two on my behalf.

>>737156310
26+? I got to hand it to you, anon. That's a tall order. Generally women at that age won't pay any attention to you unless there is something you can offer them. I don't suppose you're established in your career field?

Won't you consider lowering that requirement?

>>737156766
One of my favorite desserts. In fact, I'll do that, that actually sounds like a great idea. I'll drop by the store and pick things up to make them when I get home.

-Al

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>>737156766
Maybe he could offer his virginity to a cougar or a soccer mom.

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>>737156356
I haven't been doing much. I'm around sometimes.

>>737156203
Is something wrong?

>>737156898
Make me one too; I haven't had tiramisu in over a year.

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>>737156766
I don't know. Being 29, I find women around my age to be more open to things beyond financial safety, but I do spend my time with psychiatric nurses and other therapists.... so that may skew my results..

>>737156982
I already planned on making about 5, but sure, I'll make an extra one and have 6.

-Al

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>>737156550
Damn, I can just imagine. When do you think you'll finish it all?

>>737157116
10 minutes, I have one dish left.

-Al

>>737157184
How long over all?

`Rock

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>>737157094
You'll have to tell me how good they are.

>>737157184
Are the servers amazed or disgusted?

>>737157184
Your a dishwasher?

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>>737156535
I'm a very passionate person, I assure you. Just not outwardly, as you may have surmised.

What kind of things do you hate, Reisen?

>>737156550
I'd impose the same standard on myself, so is it really unfair? Wouldn't you want your potential marriage partner to know who Alcibiades is?

>>737156584
The conversation will go nowhere? Okay, so it's not for lack of courage, clearly. You can create conversation, so it kind of just peters out eventually, is it?

Do you use context to your advantage? For example, if you're at school, talk about any shared classes and professors.

My colleague, >>737152296
Sky mentioned in this thread active listening. Utilizing the same method, really pay attention to what the girl is saying, and look for cues that can lead the conversation further.

It's a skill, so much like any other, it takes practice. Might want to do use it on some friends.

>>737157262
It's taken about an hour overall. But they were just cooking some for a bit and the last one just came out.

>>737157282
My recipe is good. They'll turn out fine. The servers are both amazed and disgusted I believe.

>>737157311
No, I'm eating right now.

>>737157372
Frankly I wouldn't care if they knew any of my aliases or not. In fact, I think all they need to know is that I'm not marriage material, and that would be that. Over before it started. Besides, I'm not planning on being married anytime, are you?

-Al

>>737157372
I've been talking about shared interests, news, anything that that they might be interested in, but it just doesn't work out that well.

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>>737156697
I don't recall ever wasting time with you.

>>737156898
*nods* I see you have exceptional taste when it comes to desserts. As expected of my Chief of Security.

>>737156939
It's a possibility, should he be able to find a willing one.

>>737156982
Love to chat with you again soon. Perhaps later tonight, if you're around.

>>737157019
Considering the demographic you've mentioned...yeah. Then again, I'm basing this off of my observation (coworkers) and myself. So neither one of us is really more right/wrong than the other.

To me, younger girls seem to be more carefree and willing to take on risk, because they have time. Older women are considering family, a house, retirement....stability, if you will.

>>737157616
*sighs softly* Don't ask me that.

>>737157879
I'm sorry, I'll keep myself in check next time.

-Al

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>>737157824
Would you like to practice on me? Right here, right now?

Suppose I'm your type, reviewing my class notes for the lecture in 12 minutes. Talk to me, anon.

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>>737157616
I love those things. You must be a great cook, right?

>>737157879
I'll be around. Glad you're doing so well.

Evening all.

Kinda feeling shitty again. Still because of Anarcho-QT reasons, and kinda the world in general.

-EMT

Can I cum on someone?

>>737158112
Cooking is the second best thing I can do with knives.

>>737158197
Hey EMT, need to talk?

-Al

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>>737158112
Honestly just happy to be back in good company. Doing alright over there, Fenn?

>>737158197
I thought things were going well with her?

>>737158204
You can. I have the feeling they might not be too pleased about it though.

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>>737157879
This is true. Myself I value an emotionally supportive and understanding person more than most things since currently I seem to have stability in the other aforementioned areas. Understanding your context of colleagues I could see that being more important than it would be to say a therapist.
>>737157824
It takes time and practice. Active listening means you formulate your responses after the person is done speaking. Social interactions are also precipitated by first impressions. Your first impression must be good, or any subsequent interactions could be marred further and further darkly (the opposite rings true too though), so continuing to push and push if a first impression was bad will only make things worse. Just food for thought.

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>>737158445
You see that's the problem, I would like the sharing of cum to be mutual.

>>737158073
I... I'm sorry... I don't know what to say...
Plus, what does "Suppose I'm your type" mean?

>>737156697
what? just... just... waht?? why you are such a faggot?

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>>737157616
Not too bad. I thought it would've been a lot longer.

>>737158445
Well, I messaged her last night to try arranging some meet up. She initially responded with "Sup booooo" and she basically told me how shes miserable and wishes people would volunteerily live on communes.

I then mentioned possibly meeting up soon. And she just kinda read and ignored it. IDK what to think.


>>737158298
Eh, I'm fine enough I guess. Just the worlds going to shit. I ranted about it in the discord then deleted the post...


-EMT

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>>737158197
The world is rarely as bad as it seems, EMT. Often we can't see the good things. Yeah, the world's going to shit, but good things still happen in it. Don't forget that.

>>737158298
I'm really good at cutting down trees with knives, but tomatoes and fleshy things evade me. I imagine things like that are your strength?

>>737158445
I'm okay.

>>737158593
Imagine she's the kind of girl you'd approach. Go.

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>>737158598
That's not even an insult, but even if it was, does it make you feel better insulting others? Do you feel like you need to prove something to yourself or others by doing that?

>>737158881
Uh, Hey... how are you?

>>737158986
yea it feels good
you should try

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>>737158577
Mm, I'm afraid social convention doesn't allow for that right off the bat. You're going to have to go through the courtship ritual, just like anyone else.

Unless, as my precious little sister may mention, you purchase a hooker.

>>737158593
'Your type' as in the kind of girl you'd like to date.

You're kidding me though, right? There's a girl next to you quietly reviewing notes, and you have nothing to say? You're in the same class. You have several options here.

Be coy, be playful, say something friendly. Say something witty.

>>737158732
Great, the two of you are disenchanted with the world and people. You'll have plenty to talk about.

How long ago did you send the message? Give her time.

>>737156766
I'm just not up-to-date on stuff, y'know? Like in my country rn, the current trend is skinny jeans, beards, and religion (yes, its hip to be religious here). I like to live in my own bubble, not really socializing or going out at nights with my buds.

>lowering my req.
Maybe I'll find someone around my age who's like me, or even someone vastly different that'll take me out my bubble and change me. Fate's a funny thing man.

>>737156939
yes

Also, how many of you guys are traps?

>>737159183
You know, I like you 2B.

>>737158881
I know that there is alot of good. But still, I feel the bad outweighs the good by a fair margin

>>737159183
The Meet up thing was at 1 or 2 AM. And I mentioned something earlier today at like 4pm, and she read and ignored it. So, I don't know...

>>737159355
Everyone likes 2b

-EMT

>>737158646
When you've been in active war zones, you learn to eat quick.

>>737158732
I saw, contact me if you need to vent any more, alright?

>>737158881
Tomatoes and fleshy things are quite easy to cut with my set of skills.

-Al

>>737159183
Hey, do you need help studying?

>>737159486
Yoou saw that lengthy rant about the world going to hell? Eh, I'll keep it in mind.

-EMT

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>>737159325
I don't think there are any traps in these threads actually, not that I know of, which is surprising.

>>737151451
Alice has a date? Wow

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>>737159163
I can feel nicely without having to insult you though, so why should i? You can do the same, so don't be a jerk.

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>>737159670
You are funny.

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>>737159670
kek

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>>737157372
Sorry for the delay. What type of things do I hate? Hmm... Well, I'm reasonable but indecisiveness bothers me a lot after a certain point.
I went on a date with a boy once to dip n' dots, and he took so long to choose what he wanted, around seven solid minutes of standing there at the counter with this poor girl waiting on us, after I'd already gotten mine...

That I had to choose for him. I decided immediately that he wasn't dating material.

A week later, he asked me to go with him to a Best Buy to help him pick out a TV. He had so little idea of what he was doing that I had to track down an employee, I had to ask every one of the questions and I had to decide on the TV.

I found it insufferable, if I'm honest. I'm not one to berate men for being 'beta' but at a certain point, I'll admit that I find it downright loathsome.

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>>737159415
Do the big bad things matter all that much though? Maybe if they're far away enough we don't need to concern ourselves with them. You don't need to get up in the face of every problem the world has.

>>737159486
I hope you don't need to exercise them too often anymore.

>>737159670
That's 2B. Easy mistake to make.

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>>737159325
Understood. Don't feel like you need to follow trends, it's more rewarding to stick to what you like and identify with. Afterall, there's bound to be someone out there that shares the same interests.

But not socializing? Come on anon, you got to play the game in order to win it. Don't think you need to be found at the clubs every weekend to get a girlfriend. Go to places you'd enjoy, perhaps a museum or coffee shop if you're the hipster type.

I'm willing to bet that there is someone out there like you, definitely. But you won't find them if you isolate yourself.

>>737159355
I like you too?

>>737159415
*nods* Give her time, EMT. She might just respond later tonight, who knows.

>>737159550
I'm going to make this somewhat hard on you, okay?

"No, I'm just doing some light reviewing before class."

>>737159670
Er, what?

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>>737159325
Why do you ask? You're into that?

>>737160048
Thanks.

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>>737159785
Hmm indecisiveness is something I've learned to dislike from past romance as well...agreed that it's all well and good up to a point, but like your examples...my my...

>>737160009
I hope I don't either, at least the ones that I don't use for cooking that is.

-Al

>>737159732
ok ill try:
hey remilia, why are you such a retarded faggot?

>>737160048
Maybe, who knows, but still. She read the messages, and has posted other stuff on FB since.

Honestly, this is a bit overthinking, but does her use of "Booooo" stand out to you?

>>737160009
I guess they don't but I hear so much shit from first hand sources, I've seen some the shit happen. It's fucked up. I rather attempt to do something, than to just do nothing at all

-EMT

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>>737160197
Let's see... Other things I dislike.

You know, it's strange that I have trouble thinking of things I hate. I'm... quite sure I hate a fair deal of things! Ah. Coconut. I hate coconut. Not the flavor, the texture. I can't stand it. I'm not even sure what it is about it that I hate but I do.

https://youtu.be/MeS6DvyLScE?t=56

>>737159486
Makes sense. Though, are you able to enjoy the food, like the taste and stuff?

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>>737160086
Answer the anon >>737160340 why are you such a retarded faggot, Asterisk?

>>737160427
That's the trick, they teach you how to eat quickly in training. Its learning to enjoy that beautiful little moment of shoveling food into your mouth when there's a handful of peace that you pick up on the battlefield.

-Al

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>>737160340
I love you too, anon. Is that enough of an answer? Oh wait, i'm curious now, what is love for you?

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>>737160349
I learned some time ago that I cannot affect the world as a whole. I can do whatever good I can around me, but nothing more than that. So don't try to do more than is possible, okay? If the world's going down, it's going down, and there's nothing we can do about it. That doesn't matter.

But if you can buy food for the homeless guy down the street, you can make a difference in his life and feel good about yourself. That's good, do that.

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>>737159785
*covers her mouth* You and I are a lot alike in that regard. I personally have little patience for indecisiveness. A minute or two is fine, but...seven? I would have ordered for him and be done with it. And never call again.

>>737160194
You're welcome.

>>737160349
I do that all the time. On LINE, I read messages when I receive them, but respond later. Try not to think much of it, EMT. It doesn't necessarily mean you're being ignored.

And her usage of "Boo" I'd chalk up to casual usage. I get the impression that she's a fairly whimsical character. So while it isn't necessarily a romantic gesture towards you, at the very least it's a friendly one.

Do try to remain calm, EMT. I can tell that you're starting to like this girl.

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>>737160392
well, you are quite aware of my passions, so anything that tries to dismantle sound scientific evidence, overt hatred of others based on unchangeable characteristics, hatred born of religion, those who demean or try to de-legitimize mental health issues. ... the healthcare insurance systems.... I guess when you are passionate about something, it's hard not to have certain things you hate.

for little things I don't like cauliflower, mustard, mayo or even ketchup much, and I'm a heretic who doesn't like white chocolate.

>>737159785
That sort of indecisiveness is something I find unacceptable. I've seen people killed for less, but making decisions is extremely important. Someone who can't decide on what they want is one of my least favorite types of people.

This thread is confusing

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>>737160776
>>737161044
I would have understood at least a little more if the thing we were buying wasn't around $5.99
It isn't like we had a full menu at a restaurant, preparing to order a whole dinner or something.
>>737161016
*shudders*
Not liking white chocolate should be a crime.

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>>737159605
>>737160086
Asian boi here so yeah, we've a natural attraction to traps/ladyboys/dickgirls.

>>737160048
>someone that shares the same interest
Ofc, I'm not a snowflake, lots of other people like vidya, music, cooking, etc.

>socializing
Yeah, kinda hard to mingle when I'm at home. I try to join forums and such but really, I lose interest after a few moths. I'm the eldest son so the burden of the family's on me so I've been professional throughout my life. The girls/guys I talk to, I talk with a stern, clear voice. Rarely flirty at all.

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>>737161164
Welcome, these aren't what they used to be, but sometimes they are, sometimes.

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>>737161212
Throw me in chains then.....

though... I could say the same for not liking dark chocolate.....

>>737161212
I just dislike people like that. Comes from the training I went through I guess. Sorry if I came off as harsh.

-Al

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>>737161354
Hmph.
>>737161377
No, it's alright. I'm just clarifying that it would be a bit different if it were a decision of... You know, *any* importance at all.

>>737160766
I guess. I do feel that if I contribute to a movement, that maybe the world can be changed for the better. Well, and frankly, I am surprised I haven't been arrested yet for what I do...


>>737160776
I guess, Its just a little annoying I guess. I'll try not to overthink it.

And I guess, she seems that way, but IDK, combined with the other stuff, IDK. Seems a bit too coincidental.

I'll try to keep calm, sucks how I tend to fall majorly for girls though. I wish I could control that moreso...


-EMT

>>737161637
I just dislike indecisive people in general, but after all, it was my responsibility to make snap decisions with mine and 5 other people's lives, so as I said, it probably comes from my training.

-Al

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>>737161241
Oh so that's true, i thought it was a lie when my ex boyfriend who was asian too told me that. Hm...What are your standards for traps?

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>>737161016
You were after my heart with that first part. But then you lost me at cauliflower and white chocolate.

Damnit Sky. And I wanted to like you so much.

>>737161164
Is it? What part?

>>737161212
Ready soon? You do have rabbit, right?

>>737161241
You know, some people would appreciate that tone. I for one, would. So there is definitely a market for your type of person. But again, get out there! Forums and chats are fine for practice, but it tends to be more lasting if romance is found IRL.

Of course, there are exceptions. If you have the patience for it, that is.

>>737161720
I mean...you can. You have other things in your life going on besides just girls, right? That should keep you plenty busy.

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In case Nobody told you this today; I love you, I hope you sleep well, and have a nice big breakfast in the morning.

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>>737161865
I do, indeed. And I can stream the movie with it, if you don't have a local copy, which is what I expect to be the case.

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>>737161904
Makin' me proud, Velvet.

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>>737162099
Please do.

Okay everyone, I'm out of the thread for tonight. I'll be on the Discord in approximately two hours.

Thank you for coming. Have a pleasant evening.

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>>737161865
Thankfully there is more to life than 1 vegetable and unnecessary sweet things!
>>737161904
I'm sure there is more than one person out there that really appreciated that. Thanks E>

>>737161904
hey feg wanna sug dick?

>>737161904
Odd thing to say...
Noose is set up, but thanks.

>>737161865
Yea, I guess. Right now its kinda slowed down though. No large scale actions soon, nothing really. Next thing I'm doing is the Buffalo trip, so that can help, hopefully... IDK still. Something seems off about her though. Not in a bad way though

-EMT

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>>737162397
No, not particularly. Sex is overrated anyway.

>>737162418
Cut the noose down, Anon. Sit a while and talk with me, What's on your mind?

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>>737161904
From the bottom of my heart, thank you Velvet, i wish just as much for you, you're a good person and deserve the best in this world.

>>737162352
Bye bye, thank you for the nice thread.

>>737162523
Where I'll go after I die.
If heaven, sweet.
If hell, equally as sweet.

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>>737162620
You are such a fake bastard, I hope others could see as well.

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>>737162690
You won't go anywhere, as rude as this sounds, It's unlikely that either place exists. I guess you'd just kinda not-exist anymore. Which is both Terrifying and exciting, what do you imagine Not-existing is like?

>>737162769
Completely Unnecessary and irrelevant waste of thread space.

>>737162968
Sleep.
Finally, I'll get to sleep the years away.

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>>737163111
But what if it's not?
What if Existing is better than Not existing?

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>>737162968
It is curious, you know? I'm the only one you've stood up against.
Even though, everytime we talked I showed nothing but a will to help. Why?

>>737163284
Does it matter? Life is one long bad decision anyway.

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>>737162769
This is bait, really low quality bait. You're not the same Neptune i used to know and i regret having pursued you in the hope that you were still that person, goodbye.

>>737163284
Not existing, there's no pain. No disappointment. No hate.

Greed.

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>>737163464
>he says after trying to backstab me twice
Asterisk, you are one of the lamest sociopaths wannabe I've ever met, you tried to betray me back then in the shrine threads, and you came back asking for friendship while trying to backstab me yet again. I am glad I was never foolish enough to trust you. You fake ass bitch. Even now you blatantly lie to your so called "friends". But what do I care, you are just a nuisance to see.

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>>737163372
Because you're the only one who starts things and does more harm than good.

>>737163434
Life is a series of bad decisions, You can't be worse off than I am. And Trust me, there's little moments, Little tiny things that make life worth it.

Happiness without sadness would be boring and dreary, you need the sad to make the happy moments that much sweeter.

>>737163484
No Happiness, love, or Ice-cream either. Are you telling me that you'd rather be dead than live on the planet that has life's greatest treasures on it?

>>737160766
>I learned some time ago that I cannot affect the world as a whole. I can do whatever good I can around me, but nothing more than that.
Not with that attitude!

Everything causes a chain reaction, and with every action, no thing, no person, no structure, is left untouched, unmoved, unaffected.

>>737163851
>does more harm than good.
Sure, I've stopped quite a few suicides just because I'm a jerk.

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Im wearing this wanna see me?

>>737161819
Not really sure, never been with one so I can't set my standard yet. But I like big asses so I guess that's one.

>>737161865
Hohoho, thanks <3
>get out there!
I've been trying to. I don't know, these past few months I've been trying really hard to get out of this shell and explore the world. Feels good rn

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>>737164077
Please do.

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>>737163942
lolno

The world will not change, not at my hand. Nothing I do will leave any impression beyond its immediate scope. I don't mind.

>>737163851
Either way, I don't get love or happiness.

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>>737164195

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>>737164273
The butterfly Effect, Fenn. You can do more than you'll ever think possible with small actions each day.

>>737164273
I have an excellent memory, and the things that you've said will stay with me, and effect me.

The way I look at things, the way I contemplate, my thoughts will forever be changed by you.

I will go on to do things, and maybe great things if I can manage to pull myself together, and you will have, in some small way, contributed to that.

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>>737163802
You never tell the full story, it'd sound a lot different if you did tell everything, i was just trying to warn a friend about you, but i failed.

>>737164195
Eh...Cheap attempt to imitate me.

>>737164429
Astaghfirullah brother...

>>737164077
Add timestamps too, please.

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>>737164410
But you will. Life is shit, I got completely fucked over by someone I trusted and paid the price.
Make Happiness for yourself, don't rely on other people to make you happy.

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>>737164489
Oh, the full story, where you tried to warn "a friend" about the other person you supposedly wanted to be friends with, (me)? And when that "friend" called you out on your double face bullshit you called them a whore? Is that the whole story you dickhead?

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>>737164750
Are we talking about the same person who also told me i never called her in that way? And i have proofs for goodness' sake, just what are you talking about? That doesn't make any sense.

My memory ain't too shabby.

I remember things associated with negative emotions more easily than things with positive emotions, in a manner of speaking.
I remember times that I've been hurt emotionally more than times that I've felt not bad and or good.

I have trouble forming connections with people (though, people form connections with me), and it seems like it may in part be due to just being pained.

Friends, family, acquaintances, people.

It seems like the people that someone would care for a lot, I don't really care for them that deeply.

When I think about people, all I can really think of (sort of speak) is something negative.

I don't like thinking about my mother because it just pains me.

I think that if I were to think about people for too long, I'll just end up thinking of negative things and end up with a negative emotional state (or one just more negative than my current emotional state).

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>>737164750
To be fair, thats not the worst thing he did, remember that time he called you my "handler"?

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>>737165381
Right, when he said he was trying to take care of you, as if you needed someone to like you were a kid?
>>737165111
Isn't that right, you dumbass bitch?

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>>737165854
>Name calling
Did you decide to take out your worst side because Louise and 2B left? Odd how before you were trying so desperatly to help other people when they were present.

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>>737166179
>avoiding the point
I do what I want, I will call you out on your bullshit wether they are here or not. Odd how you lashed out at your so called friend after they saw through your two faced shenanigans. You betray everyone's trust, and you do not even deserve a second chance.

>>737151451
Avatarfags are fucking cancer kys bitch