What's going on in your lives right now anons? Share

>be me
>22 years old
>never had girlfriend obv.
>depressed for several years, the usual
>applying for jobs without success for a long time
>one day finally got a job at a small company
>with me added, there are now 12 people working, only guys
>awkard start as expected but after a couple weeks I concluded they're all pretty decent
>everythings fine, starting to feel better
>one day chef decides to invite a chick for a job interview
>everyone has their clever jokes about how it's a bad idea because of the implications (very funny...)
>I'm just sitting there listening knowing I don't have a chance with girls anyway
>she shows up & has to wait cause chef was still in a meeting
>she's a 9/10 easy, trust me. Immediately knew she was way out of my league
>after having a quick look I continued working as usual
>I'm in closest proximity to her so she decides to sit next to me to watch me working
>realize this obviously means small talk
>panic_mode_engaged.gif
>start talking about casual stuff (name, hometown, family, you get it...)
>did mix in a few really bad jokes in the conversation expecting nothing really
>suddenly she bursts out laughing
>I don't know what's happening. Did I do something wrong?
>Co-workers turn around to see what's going on
>they think I'm flirting with the new girl, it's written in their faces
>after a bit more talk she's finally getting called in for the job interview
>Co-workers do not look or speak to me, atmosphere is weird
>job interview is over, it went well I could tell
>on her way out she stops by only at my workplace, touches my left shoulder and said: "bye anon, nice meeting you!"
>can't believe this has happened to me of all
>actually doing decent with a girl without putting any real effort into it
>wat.jpg
(cont.?)

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>>737138607

>>737140024
Is there moar?

>>737138607
left with my gf a month ago, just got the best work occasion in my life (22, studying videos and got a job offer from a company that works on daily basis for the 2 major TVs in my country), tonight a 38 yo hot milf basically asked to come fuck me and i rejected her

still thinking about my ex

I am most likely going to be jobless/homeless soon and I'm very depressed.

I think of just killing myself but I'm getting pussy daily so I'm probably not going to do it until she gets bored of me

>>737138607
Inb4 green text
Im on my phone and its a pain in the ass.
>inb4 new fag cant blah blah...

Be me
33 year old fat trucker bro
Depressed
Broke
Wife wont go find a job to help pay bills
3 kids
Dont want to pay child support so no divorce
Hate my job
Hate my life
Can feel my health slipping everyday because of my weight
Recently started having weird symptoms
Do own research
-random mood swings
-unexplained panic attacks
-at times uncontrollable feelong of wanting to cry

As mad as i am at my wife for bot wanting to find a job and help i still love her. Mad because i cant go home due to job choice.

Some days /b/ i just want to top my truck out at its governor (according to my boss the governor is about 140 mph)
Then i want to take aim at a bridge or mountain cliff and just let go...

>>737138646
Cont!

>>be 28
>>on my way to become a wizard

I took my cat into the vet because of a lump on her tummy.

Turns out shes got cancer and only has a few months to live.

>>737138646
NIGGGAAAA. SHES LOOKING FOR A FUCKING JOB. SHE WOULD EVEN SUCK YOUR SMEGMA COATED DICK.

>>737138646
>>737140776
>brain is in overdrive mode
>thinking I might actually have a chance with her
>decided to stay cool and do nothing unusual
>2 weeks pass, she starts working there
>immediately greeted me with that wonderful smile
>that smile.. I felt pathetic admitting to myself how much this little smile meant to me
>the days pass and I'm officially the guy she hangs around with most of the time
>still wondering how this could happen to me
>didn't make any move yet, don't know what to do
>one day she was moved into another room and I was being called to help
>got to build a new PC which was cool
>finally got everything set up, only needed to connect some cables
>she was eager to help eventhough she isn't very knowledgable with computers
>only LAN cable left to connect
>router is on the ceiling, so had to climb on a chair to reach it
>she places her hands on my hips telling me she'd catch me if I fall
>this moment means way more to me than it should and I know it
>successfully connect the cable and continue working
>from now on we always walk together to the train station after work
>opportunity to get to know her better
>still haven't made any move
>thinking about how she's not even really my type and how it won't work out anyway
>decided to make it my mission to find out if SHE is into ME and proceed from there
>couldn't wait for next week
(cont.?)

>>737141803
trust me my dude, she could've easily worked at some other place, she certainly wasn't desperate for the job

>>737140703
dude, you still have a wife that you love and she probably loves you as well.

As someone who wasn't ever loved by another let me say you shouldn't take this for granted. I could die tomorrow and never have felt the sensations you have.

for that experience I envy you regardless of how shitty your life might seem right now. I don't know if you give a shit about that but know that I mean it

>>737141324
FeelsBadMan

I did pay an escort. Let me give you advice: Don't do it

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>>737138607

I'm 30, working a dead-end job because I have no confidence, and letting my batshit insane mother leech off of me because despite years of abuse and exploitation I don't want to find her lying dead after a suicide. I wasted my teens and 20's working instead of having fun, traveling, and dating, but it doesn't really matter anyway because women find me repulsive and I'd probably get lost or having something shitty happen to me if I traveled. So I'm pretending to have my shit together and be happy for everyone else right now, but when my mom dies, I'm going to end my pathetic life.

Fucked a butch looking lesbians on Fri night. He even had less hair than me. Kinda weird, felt like it was a bear gay experience. Turned out to be the best pussy I had in a long time!

>>737144015
why would you want to end your life after your mom dies? It seems like that situation would mean more freedom to you.

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>>737144348
Freedom? Maybe. But what's the point of freedom when you're 30-something and broke?

A close friend of mine tried to kill herself by drinking a bunch of chemicals. Now she has a bunch of conditions like colon cancer or something and I dont know if shes gonna live. Idk what to do.

Cont

>>737144822
I JUST GOT DUPS FOR THE FIRST TIME ON THIS SITE. MAYBE SHE WILL LIVE!

>>737144474
I don't know man. I'm not gonna pretend like I have anwers for every problem here on /b/.

I just personally wish for you to keep swimming in that wild ocean. Eventhough you might be half drowning you could still eventually find an island for yourself, a place where you can fit.

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>>737144980
Hm. Sorry to have been a dick. I'm just a very bitter person, and I doubt I have anything good to look forward to in the future.

I'm stuck at that awkward middle ground between a normie and an autist.

>>737138607
studying law at uni but I feel like it all doesn't matter anymore, like i just need to get lost somewhere and experience the world apart from the grind that is civilisation as we know it. wat do

>>737142419
captiving story continue my friend

>>737145870
You are studying to be part of the worst grind. Get away man. Law jobs suck

I have found inner peace but with it came the inability to interact with the world.
>Wife hates I don't get upset
>Nobody thinks I care because I don't get emotional
>Not interested in football etc
>Can fake conversations but no real connect with others

I started smoking again, not for the nicotine but for the withdrawal symptoms, hoping to get frustrated etc and seem more normal. It isn't working.

>>737145870

I know that feeling, I say take same time off to see places, but definetly graduate and make the world a better place with the power and position you will have

I am deeply in love with my ex who lives 1077 mi. away and no one cares especially not her, she wont even talk to me. but it eats me inside every day.

>>737140024
Sauce ? that redhead is nice

This crazy chick is making false rape allegations against a friend, making rumors about another, and made my relationship crumble.

>>737138646
>>737142419
>>737144935
>new week. time to check out that gir... I mean go to work again ;)
>she's now in another room so conversations aren't that often anymore
>she tells me to visit her from time to time so she doesn't feel alone
>can't really do that too often, got work to do
>eventually she comes by my place to ask if we would eat lunch together eventhough we already do everyday
>"is she really interested in me?"
>years of loneliness have made it impossible for me to look at myself as 'disireable'
>of course I agree and she goes back to her place
>starting to notice she finds a bunch of different ways to pass by my place to have a little conversation
>at this point I think "she must be into me at least a little"
>brain starts to think too much again
>"it could just be her personality. This is way more likely"
>don't make a move again
>after a few days the boss decided we should work together on a project for the website
>"jackpot. fuck yeah!"
>she's still in that other room but now we have reason to walk to each other
>each moment we spent I'm liking her more and more
>gives me her phone number since I've never asked for it
>nice. now we can be in contact even more
>asking couple friends for advice
>telling me to ask her for a date
>hell_no.gif
>the thought alone gave me nightmares
>"if I go on a date with it will probably turn out miserably and I will ruin everything"
>decides to wait longer until one friend really insists I give it a shot
>"Ok. Next week monday I will ask her."
>the whole weekend I thought about nothing else
>my phone alarm goes off. it's monday
(cont.?)

>>737138607
Work. Sleep. Work. Eat. Work cont ed infinitum

>>737146688
But hey at least i have doubles dubs

>>737146376
glad someone else knows, the feeling. i guess it's just hard for me to imagine getting up and leaving everything behind because I feel like I've always been (or always had to) work towards that "everything", like I'm a conscious actor in a play that I don't even remember beggining

>rarely get laid last 2 years
>get fired early this month
>take a month off
>fuck 3 girls and get blown by 2 others
>realize NEET is the fucking tits
>also realize cant go through life as NEET
>started applying for jobs last week
>2 jobs in a bid war for me
feels pretty good but i despise that i have to go back to work soon

Sleep, work, game (hang with gf), sleep.

I will break the cycle one day

>no friends
>No gf
>No money
>Depression
>Emptiness

>>737138607
I make an average of 150k a month, so I have a lot going on.. but I don't at the same time.. I did just buy a new Z06.. nothing exciting though. Going on a date with a model this weekend, that's kind of cool.

Just got a little kayak from walmart for $130 took her out for the maiden voyage yesterday. Did some bass fishing, didnt catch a thing but it was fun as fuck. Drank a few Jim beam & cokes smoked some good weed. Yesterday wasnt bad :) would have been better if i got a few largemouth but, could always be worse.

>>737146992
nice

>>737145123
You didn't come across as dick. just keep the pain coming for now. I can't promise you a bright future but I can promise you the possibility of one.

Wake, eat, browse 4chan, beat my dick like it's the reason of my loneliness and emptiness, sleep

>>737146855
>feels pretty good but i despise that i have to go back to work soon

Hold out for a job that pays you to stay home and do nothing!

>>737146963
Z06? Fucking, bluecollar shit-tier car.

If you had any style youd get an aston

18,use to work at target, attend community college struggling to find a job at the moment. Everyday is a struggle to have a positive mental attitude also being a virgin doesn't help. suicide is a becoming a reality.

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>>737146694
Ur going to be the new star of my new manga serie, what do you look like?

>>737147163
Thats funny you say aston. I have a 17 vanquish. Im gunna build the Z06 though. You're an idiot if you think it's a shit tier car lol

>>737138607
43, working a lot. Fixing up my property in my free time. Neighbor has cancer so taking care of his too.

Girl at work talked to me today
She made a point to mention she doesn't have a boyfriend and enjoys dick.
She also made it a point to stop and say hi every time she saw me for the rest of the day.
Not sure if that means she wants to fuck or is just an open and polite.
What do you think anonymous fellows?

>>737146694
CONTINUE ASSHOLE!!!!! I WANT MOARRRRRR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEE

>>737147429
Just get to know her anon, she might be interested in you.

>>737140568
Sucks. Hang in there. Learn a trade that will always keep you employed. Some form of maintenance is always needed.

>>737138607
29, about to move to Minneapolis in a month and a half because wife got good a job there. losing my job but have a lot of prospects and an interview for one already lined up. thinking ill take a week off before hitting the job search hard, im fucking tired

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>>737138607
>GF broke up with me a month ago because she was bored and her friends didn't like me
>No big deal
>Start apartment looking in my home state
>Meet cute girl who a few towns over who I connect with.
>Still moving but now just friends with cute girl because I didn't want to lead her on.
>Fuck I'm a normie.

>>737147221
regular body, a little skinny, caramel tone skin, relatively long black curly hair.

I think this describes it pretty good

>>737147571
I'm socially retarded.
I've only been with sloots so it was always hey wanna fuck and they be like yeah. And that was it.
I'm incapable of meaningful platonic conversation.

>>737146503
why are you in love with her?

>be me
>have 23 yr old daughter
>sexually attracted to her
>never acted on it but still fantasize
>lives w/mom and stepdad last 10 years
>daughter has baby by stepbrother at 16
>daughter now has drug/alcohol habit and is promiscuous
>noticed her subtly exposing part of her breast to me last couple times we video chatted
>seems if I act like I don't notice she is going to show me more
>I told her about a girl I met here and was telling daughter how hot the girl was and daughter said "you mean like this" and ran her hand down her body
>I got turned on by reflecting on it and thinking how daughter objectified herself and also by her being promiscuous
>daughter once made offhand remark about how much money she could make stripping
>Idea of her getting naked in front of room full of men turned me on
>idea of her in a private room giving private dances turned me on more
>also fantasize about daughter doing porn and even doing something behind the scenes to help it along if she didn't know
>have a fantasy of letting a stranger have daughter's personal info and see if they can get her to be the next queen of /b/

>>737147737
I'm 100% diagnosed Autistic and a savant at that (scored retarded in a few areas and top 1% in 2 others). How do you people get this bad? I mean I'm shy, nervous as fuck, and have the most difficult time making any eye contact but I've still dated a bunch, have a career, and have friends who i love to be around. Do you just not try? Is that the honest to god answer, "I never try"?

>>737146694
nigga ur writing my life story keep going

>be me, 22
>have break up with gf of a year
>she had been taking spells where she ignores me and I finally went off
>try to stay friends but she's just such a cunt now
>cut off her phone line cuz she isn't paying her portion of the bill
>lost job a while back
>still in college so it makes it hard for me to find work(most places hiring won't work with my school hours)
>been drinking heavily all summer out of depression
>have to get a root canal thanks to abcess and shitty dentist turning me off of dentist 8 years ago
>can't afford it
>luckily dad found out it could kill me and agrees to pay
>dad also says a guy I know from college works with him at walmart
>he can get me a job
>cousin is giving me a weight bench
>car finally got fixed
>told to expect a call in the next two days about the job
>still sitting here on /b

But hey, shit gets better guys

>>737138607
fighting arbitrariness.

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>>737146694
Please continue

>>737146890
Friends...Are they really important ?.
For the money you can start to look for a job even if its a low wage job, Just do like everyone here, Go to work then go to 4chan.
You can try to live with depression.
Good luck anon.
Shit happens

>>737146963
what job ?

>>737148268
So true. Best of luck to you anon

>24 years old
>failed my college courses for the 3rd time in 4 years
>working a shit job bored out of my mind daily
>only girlfriend I've had dumped me for a 48 year old guy after a 3 year relationship (we were 21 at the time)
>0 confidence in myself because of that, and have major anxiety problems when it comes to relationships
>Met a new girl and we got to hanging out and texting tons
>pretty much die anytime the thought of trying to take it to the next level crosses my mind
>don't know how she feels about me, always talking about guys she's interested in, but makes excuses as to why she doesn't want to date them
>the only times I'm ever really happy are when we are hanging out

Any advice /b/?

>>737148011
I do try I'm just not interesting enough to talk about things people find interesting. I work 70 hours a week, watch netflix/youtube and read in my spare time which is sparse.
Whenever I try and talk it's guttural word vomit. An explosion of bland monotonic anecdotes strewn with uninteresting digression about trivial meaningless nonsense.
I don't know if it's autism or what. When I get to a level of confidence usually through forced prolong exposure with an individual I'm less retarded, or when the situation becomes physical I handle things quite well; but breaking the ice with strangers is a seemingly impossible feat.

>>737140024
This is photoshop

>>737138607
My father (rich but hates me) just gave me 100k and kicked me out/disowned me

>>737148645
Here is a tip that helped me. Talk about her, ask questions about her life, her work, her hobbies, and if you like anything she does you click. This is the autistic guy btw.

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I'm hoping to enlist into the Navy soon, before the end of the year. I was in NJROTC all 4 years of high school, and was a platoon commander for my senior year, so I'm somewhat used to a military environment. I also took the ASVAB twice, scored a 93 on my recent one and I'm looking to get into nuclear propulsion, but I have to take a test called the Navy Nuclear Power Test. I'm brushing up on my algebra and chemistry, but I have to teach myself physics, so that's fun.

>>737148749
Whats the original

>>737148865
Use your money wisely. Do you have a job and a place to stay?

>>737148645
Here's what I did guy. I didn't do this knowing it would work, just kind of out of heartbreak.

>find out what the dumb young sluts like
>use that to your advantage
>have several casual hook ups with them
>as you get more confident try seeing what you can get them to do that most wouldn't
>success raises confidence

It'll help a lot. I went from too shy to ask a girl out in person to just going for it. Confidence really works with women

>>737148923
DON'T FUCKING DO IT JUST GOT OUT AFTER 5 YEARS OF HELLISH SUBMARINE DUTY AS A NUCLEAR ELECTRICIAN'S MATE.

>>737148923
yeah submarines really suck dude. Work on a destroyer or something where you can at least see daylight once in a while.

>>737149097
What exactly is so wrong with being on a submarine? I'm only getting into this field because I really like chemistry and I'm trying to get paid big bucks.

>>737149243
Yeah I guess that makes sense. I'll probably try and do that

>>737140568
>>737147593
This, welding is always in demand and it's genuinely fun once you get the hang of it. If you aren't into getting your hands duty or generally suck at crafting things consider completing some general IT/Networking certs. Super easy to land a job maintaining servers for virtually any business if you research credentials required.

Aslo, don't kill yourself. If you aren't going to do it then toiling around the idea wastes time and drags you further down into the pit. I obviously don't know the extent of what's impending for you or what's got you down but drag yourself out ASAP while you're still shallow(er than if you waited.

21 year old
Going back to university in sept
Work as graphic designer and twice a week a tattooist which sucks.
Dating a ballerina 9/10.
Realised all my friends are cunts so today committed social scuicide by making them despise me.
Me and my brother are close, he's moving to uni with me.
Life looks promising.
I'm happy.

>>737148902
How do I start that conversation though.
Say for instance our exchange occurs in the break room, do I just sit down and ask her what movies she likes? Just like that? Surely I need to segway into random questions otherwise it would seem like an interrogation.
>>737149065
Dumb young sluts aren't a problem for me. I live in a shore town with an abundance of seasonal tourism. I've no problem going out to a bar and propisitioning a stranger for sex. I want more than that though, and don't know how to get there.

>>737138607
>24 years old
>Will finish college in about a year
>Big job interview tomorrow
>They are asking me to go full time
>Money is really good
>Thinking about taking the job regardless of college

I don't know what to do tbh

>>737138607
Spent the entire week fucking my girlfriend and getting drunk beside my pool. Life is pretty nice.

>>737138646
>>737142419
>>737146694
>>737147493
>it's monday. today is the day
>"this is going to be weird and probably a mistake"
>have build up enough fake confidence to ignore my inner thoughts for once
>arrive at work. starting to work as usual
>she isn't there yet. she always arrives about 15-20 minutes later than me
>looking at the clock on my pc several times to see when she'll arrive
>I'm nervous as fuck but also really excited
>co-worker made the toolbar disappear in word and asks me to help him make it reappear
>done
>she still hasn't arrived. this is not usual
>"probably something dumb causing her to come late"
>hours pass
>she doesn't come today
>darth_vader_noooo.mp4
>I asked my boss what's up with her
>"Oh, femanon told me she's sick, anon. She doesn't come today"
>"what the hell? why didn't she text me about it?"
>texting her immediately, wishing her a fast recovery along with some funny meme to cheer her up
>she responds with thanking me. she also sent a meme back as response but it was a filthy normie meme from ifunny
>autist in me is a little mad
>in the end I'm just glad she responded back with a meme at all
>I fucking love memes, /b/
>asking her if she has a cold
>she responds
>it's way worse
>tells me her knee cap jumped out of place
>has to rest for at least 2 weeks
>fuck_my_life.webm
>currently am in week 2. she should be back next monday hopefully
>working alone has made me realize how much I miss her and strengthen my will to ask her on a date
>can't wait for next monday to come

This is the story so far guys. Sorry if some of you expected wild fucking or anything the like. This is a real story and I only got so far in real life lol. Maybe that other stuff is coming later. Wish me luck!

If anyone has tips or questions feel free to reply

>>737149053
I'm living out of my car, I've been out for a week and have spent 100 so far

I work as a cashier at a plant store, make 8/hour

Looking into investing in vanguard funds and going to a community college

>>737138607
been single for 4 years now
no sex for 3 years, just a shitty blowjob last summer.
feel left alone by all my former friends. nobody really cares.
got one female best friend, she now starting a career and moving away with her boyfriend. leaving me even more by myself here.
if it wasnt for my mother, id move too, but i cant leave her. she needs me.
got a half-time job, but the company quits by the end of november.
no idea what to do with my life
turning 31 now... keep playing the lottery and spending money on fidget spinners, just to experience somebody knocking on my door, handing over things i like... or for the sake of looking in the mail and its actually something there.
life sucks pretty much right now.

>>737149493
>I just saw ___
>I'm really into ___ movies
>What are you into?

>>737149647
I hope this goes well for you anon, it seems like she really digs you. She doesn't talk about other guys?

>>737149493
Oh... Just try to be funny and keep the conversation going. Generally girls will lead the conversation if they're interested.

>>737149773
And then just continue asking questions based on that?

>>737150027
And if she brings an abrupt end to the conversation then it would be safe to assume she is not interested?

>>737149458
hey man glad for you. cutting off friends you realize are not really your friends isn't an easy task for a lot of people but it will do you good in the long run.

also give your gf all the love you can. I'd love to have someone like that

I'm torn between "I have anxiety" and "anxiety isn't real"

>>737150059
Well don't keep talking about movies forever of course, but hopefully she'll steer the conversation somewhere else and you'll have something else to talk about. If not, you'll have to take charge and start another topic. Just don't be abrupt about things because that's sort of weird.

>>737150231
I'll give it a shot anon. Thank you for your sagelike guidance.

>be me
>It's been 6 month I broke up with my ex, wich was a girl a truly loved, but i wasn't sexually attracted to her (reason why I broke up after two years of relationships)
>been chasing girls since I broke up, irl and online.
>been with 3 girls since I broke up, wasn't really into going back into a relationship.
>recently met this tainted redhead hottie online
>fuck her the very night we finally meet
>she's a little fuckslut and I love that
>she tells me that she have 3 other sexfriends
(cont?)

>
>met this girl online

>>737150291
No problem anon, best of luck to you!

>>737149983
I didn't ask her directly about her having a boyfriend so this could still be a possibility but it hasn't come up yet which makes me believe she doesn't have one. Also there was one weekend where she did not have any plans which seemed like a good indicator as well.

In hindsight I should've asked her to do something right then but I was obviously not ready then

>>737150130
Abrupt? Yea, probably. I mean if she just stops talking out of nowhere she might feel awkward that you aren't contributing. If she just stops and leaves then yea. You don't just agree and shit though. You let her lead the conversation, but if she says something that gives you a conversation topic; bring it up.

>>737150373
continue

> be me
> am fat
> have shit job but pays for school
> constantly work @ grad school & @ Shit job
> total is 60+hrs week on avrage
> supper cool hot wife
> sex with said hot wife frequently 4+ years now
> very few friends, very few interactions outside of family, work
> nice cock
> stable home/income
> good marriage
>access to good weed
> read this thread
feels better man

>>737149243
Listen to this guy. Surface, surface, surface. Can't iterate it enough. You'll be worked to the bone. I can legitimately count on one hand how many times I worked less than 12 hours in one day. The deployment cycles are terrible, you might pull into ports however as a nuke your opportunities to get liberty (leave the boat) at those ports are slim to none due to your work load. As a Nuke you are in charge of a dizzying amount of equipment and it's constantly breaking/ your sole responsibility to keep it in commission. Repairs and maintenance require such stringent guidelines you'll want to pull your hair out constantly. I used to be a passionate person before I joined and now the life has been drained out of me.

Simple answer, quality of life is so low it does not merit the return, which is really nothing. The only satisfaction you could possibly derive from being on a submarine is the fact that you are "battle hardened" and "elite". The submarine community is still polluted with childish arrogance and a hierarchy that will leave you unnerved and demotivated. You will likely end up becoming so emotionally distant from everything you value you'll have nothing to look forward to when your contract is fulfilled except maybe swift death and dumping your nut in some slut.

If you insist on being a nuke, which objectively is not a terrible choice if you're fortunate enough to nail a kick ass command, you'll have a wider threshold for success if you choose surface. Better answer is not being a nuke at all - be a fucking cook. Turns out you get payed the same amount of money and do a fraction of the work. All that time you save not doing gay shit can be applied to something useful like furthering your education, relationships, hobbies.

Also your contract as a nuke is 6 years. I got out after 5 due to medical reasons however consider that amount of time. Have you committed to anything except maybe jerking off for that long?

>>737150059
here is the worst advice ever from a lazy person who also believes in good things. be honest. just tell her what you think. if she does not like it, who cares. if she does likemit: jackpot. you do not have to change for someone else ;-)

>>737150469
Coast seems clear, but in the off chance she does have a boyfriend, don't be weird about it, don't confess your love for her or anything like that. I know it'll probably hurt, but you'll live, there's tons of bitches out there. And yeah, the best thing you can do right now is ask her on a date when she is well. If she's single, I'm sure she'll say yes.

>>737138607
Married, love my wife but she is only with me for the money. Can't leave her because she'll take the dogs. Good job working on bionics. Mom's dead, supportive father. Can't help but think i'm a disappointment to him because i havent given him grandchildren.

Sitting on student loan debt, work pays me enough to manage, but i can't live as luxuriously as my salary should allow.

love the job though. Sometimes the only thing bringing me back home is the dogs. I miss college, working towards a degree felt so hopeful. Working to pay back debt feels awful. Few friends or hobbies outside of board and video games. Don't get outside enough. Feels like i'm waiting to die.

>>737150551
Doesn't sound too bad for you, especially the weed part. Just keep trucking through school and it'll pay off

My dad passed away a little over a year ago. Few months later after taking LSD a few times I finally broke up from a relationship that wasnt right for me (after years of relationship), met a new amazing girl, found an incredible job while still studying for my PhD and am part of a great science project that I'm pretty sure you guys will all hear about it soon. Life's never been better. I wish you were here dad to tell you all about it.

>>737150701
Thanks man! Any more tips? I'm trying to soak in any information right now so I don't fuck this up heh

>>737150751
no wonder you feel like that when your thinking includes conclusions like you cannot leave her cause: dogs.

>>737150878
ya know anon, you ain't wrong. all in all, its not so bad to be my fat ass right now. shit wasn't always like this. shit used to suck the most rancid part of donkey balls, but it turned out pretty good in the end.

>straight, white, 14 yr. old male
I had a girlfriend that got broken up with online. Apparently she had sex with multiple guys AND girls before. [Keep in mind we are both 14] I gave everything I could for her, but my mom didn't like her. My mom is VERY strict. My girlfriend then broke up with ME online. Ironic, huh? Now the only person who shows affection for me is a guy and I want to kill myself.

>>737144015
She neglected you and her duty to you, I say fuck the bitch. Live your life and throw it in her face

>>737149647

Best of luck anon

>>737151221
>14

HOL' UP

>>737150601
Never. Just got out of high school (I'm 18, no need for a ban), so I'm spending the summer with my dad, who I don't see often. He was in the Navy for a long time, so he helps me out a bunch. When I go back home, I plan to get a part time job and save up little bit of money so I'm not completely broke. Thanks for your advice, I'm pretty insistent on becoming a nuke, but I can choose any job I want in the Navy due to my ASVAB score, so l'll see.

>>737151221
MODS MODS MODS

>>737146055
You seem like me. The trick is to not care that you don't have any real connections. Welcome to the lonely hearts club.

>>737150994
Definitely be confident. Chicks eat that shit up. I should know as much as the next guy that talking to girls is nerve-racking, and sometimes infuriating as well, but this girl seems like a good chick though, I'm sure something good will come out of this.
Also, if you do go on a first date, don't go overboard and get her flowers or some stupid shit. Let it build up to romance. I'm sure you all ready knew that though.

>>737150751
Your life could be much worse. It's all relative I guess. I don't make much money that I work way too hard for. Unsure future of a local small business I've been with for 22 years. Dunno how I'm gonna survive the next 20 on a 27 year mortgage. 43 now, but I'm generally happy all the time with my girl and our dog and stupid cat. I find spending time working on landscape or gardening, cutting down trees, picking weeds, stacking fire wood, mowing the lawn is a great mood lifter. Maybe you should try spending more time with nature to take a break from the unreal world we all have to live in.

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>>737151221

>be me almost 24 yo anon
>studying hard for last fcking exam in that semester rn
>horny af bcs im studying in Warsaw and my gf is studying in Berlin
>vacation almost here so i dont care i'll spend 3 month with her in hometown
>still hate Germany AF
>shithole with tons of muslim goatfuckers rn
>she's sad bcs of that and want to change my mind
>wont do

>>737151215
Good to hear man, cheers
Toke up a fat bowl for me, I've been sober for a couple weeks now and won't be able to smoke for a while.

>>737151417
Leave him alone. He isn't hurting anything.

>>737138607
>What's going on in your lives right now anons? Share your current stories.
I'm ashamed of myself.

>>737151910
Why is that?

>>737150751
what kind of income? what kind of debt? does your wife work?

>>737151910
yeah dude whats up ?

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>>737151364
Yep, your score gives you a whole bunch of leverage, which is something that your recruiter will not tell you. I scored a 90 and my recruiter was insistent and pushy and I was a gullible 19 year old. Take some time to think and do not rush into any pipeline or sign any papers without surety and independent research or conferring with your dad who has a lot of experience. I joined to avoid homelessness and get away from the ghetto. Don't fight and struggle your way through to your young adulthood if you don't have to, the choices you make now will impact the foreseeable future so make them wisely.

>>737151221
You can lurk here, but don't ever post or reply for at least 4 more years. Fucking pathetic thing to be heartbroken over, everything you can give at 14 isn't a lot. Remember that life is not fair, and never will be.

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>>737144941
newfag

>>737151679
Thanks again! I'm curious to see how this will all play out. I would post an update but you guys most likely won't get to see it