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This guy fucks 10/10 girls every single day, goes on vacations

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This guy fucks 10/10 girls every single day, goes on vacations every day, owns a yacht, private jet, and a bunch of Lamborghinis and ferraris. He's living the life you will never live.

You jelly?
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>>737129370
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Nah, he's a manwhore he has no soul. No love, i pity him, while i enjoy my beautiful wife, and the beautiful experiences we share together, smiles.

This just looks like a sad man with money and some hookers.
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>>737129370
Also post Danny pics
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>>737129627
Actually he looks super happy. Sorry you have to delude yourself like this bro. You sound super sad.
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>>737129627
This.
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who dis and how can i live a life like his?
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>>737129666
Helltrips check
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He's certainly living the life.
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>>737129708
there is some truth to what he is saying

im sure he has a blast most of the time, but when the day is over and you're laying in your bed, all that really matters is how you feel about yourself and what you feel you have accomplished

i am no master at this but whatever, maybe the anon is right..
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>>737129708
>looks super happy
>looks
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>>737129852
Dan blizaeian... By winning the lottery.
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>>737129852
I think his dad was a criminal, i forget the story but ya, crime does pay
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on a material level, im very jealous.

on an emotional level, i pity this man.

overall, i dont give a shit about that dude
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>>737129370
Jelly? No. Your only as good as your worst team member. He plays a game called shovels in the dick, work smarter, not harder.
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>>737129964
Is. Look at that smile
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how do be a better person /b/ in the modern world? and less of a shallow materialistic douche like this guy looks like?
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>>737129370
I guess I'm a tad bit jelly.....but I work about 5-10 hours a week at most and make 150-200k/yr depending on the year.....so not rich as fuck, but can live a lavish lifestyle sans the jets and I only have a couple of bad ass cars...and I fuck 7's, 8's, and 9's on the regular...sadly no 10's though

To get that rich would require me way too much work, or luck.....
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>>737129370
Not really. My hot tub has water.
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>>737129370

Yep.
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>>737129708
But he's not, if he was truly happy he wouldn't need validation from internet bros. Which he wont get, because he's a gross man whore. and is pretty generic to say the least.
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>>737129370
None if what you described is anything I would want to do, so no, I'm not jelly.

I live modestly and I already do everything I want with the closest and most important people in my life.

I'm lower middle class and I want for nothing that money or fame could get me. I'm not perfect of course, but any improvements in my life that I could want are matters of personal attitude that I simply need to work out for myself from within.

I am content.
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>>737130234
>To get that rich would require me way too much work, or luck.....

no you faggot - he did nothing for it, It was all thanks to his piece of shit dad
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>>737130338
what a shitty snack plate
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>>737130234
>5-10hrs a week
>150-220k a year

most of us can only dream of that
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>>737129370
No. I don't base my life off comparisons to others.
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>>737129370
We are all human so he has his bad times too. Still, if I were single I would much rather have his life. Although it must be mentally and physically exhausting doing all of that shit
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>>737130234
Even if you work 24/7 the rest of your life, you'll never be that rich.
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>>737129370
your definition of success sucks, also this guy sooner or later will get a heart attack.
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>>737129370
Not particularly. Different strokes for different folks and all that.
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I haven't seen a single 10/10 in this thread

OP is a fucking faggot liar.
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>>737129708
look at his gfs sad fake titties, he's as plastic as them and its funny, ken. Barbie and Ken, pretty plastic all around.
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Does anyone know who the chicks in his photos are? They're always always always someone new and always 10/10 girls.

If I was one of the girls, I'd poke holes in his condoms and make him pay child support. Sadly, he probably tied his tubes.
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I have no idea who he is, but the only thing I'm jealous of is that sweet beard. I wish I could grow facial hair like that.
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>>737130618
0/10
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>>737130495
That's my point. I still have a fuck ton of money, fuck ton of free time, fuck tons of hot new ass, and have a fuck ton of fun.........so the cost benefit analysis result is for me to keep on what I'm doing....hell, if you include my dividends from various investments, my annual income is well into the top 1%

...though the fact that I browse /b/ probably can tell you that I'm not really happy
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>>737129370
people who need to proof to everyone they live a better life than us just live a worst life than mine, so i don't care
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>>737129370
>>737129666
>>737129935
>>737130338
>>737130618
The girls are only there to pose for the photos. They don't actually sleep with him.
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>>737129370
to bad noone knows who he is
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Materials can only get you so far.

All I'm saying.
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>>737130526
Lower your expectations a bit, neckbeard.
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>>737130789
dan bilzeran or some stupid jew name
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>>737129370
he's 5'7" so...nope
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>>737130768
The fact that he can pay the girls to pose for photos will make them sleep with him.
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>>737130825
no thanks pizzaface

these chicks are too over the top and fake to be a 10/10
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His stacks
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>>737129627
My exact thoughts anon.
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>>737130742
What do you do?
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>>737129370
he's a trust fund baby, but I would kill to be a trust fund baby. fuck anyone who hated on me. with a life like that I couldn't give a shit less about those whiners
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>>737130385
i think he get all the cash by card game like poker
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those chicks are not that hot.Guy has bad taste in women. And that boat he's on is pretty small for as rich as you say he is.And being a rich neck beard will never take back the real fact that no one really likes him they just like him for his money.
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>>737129370
Why do you all normies perceive as a symbol of success fucking girls or practicing the sexual intercourse? Your minds don't let you see that there's more in life apart from sex or being loyal to biology.
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>>737130768
You must be really stupid islf you think that
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>>737129370
Yet... can't seem to be able to afford to fill his hot tub with water?
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>>737130860
Oh my god, he is really only 5'9''.
Thats fucking hilarious.
He can have all the guns and bitches and muscles in the world. He will never be over 6 feet tall.
Le Manlet.
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>>737131022
I'm a very mediocre software engineer but really good at math and physics w/ a specialty I won't name because there are less than 20-30 people in the U.S.who have my skillset and I'd be very easy to dox
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He has so many cars, he can't even fit them all in his front door
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>>737130981
this. fake plastic girls. would fuck but wouldnt wife. why would you even want to hang out with 7 chicks anyway? idk about u but after i cum i have no interest in women until the next time i wanna cum
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>>737130825
in my experience, pure attractiveness can only get a woman to 9/10. and thats ive she has an average personality.
being a horrible, unlikable bitch person of a slut can easily downgrade a 9/10 to a 6-7/10, if not even ruin her entirely.

the absolute love of your life can turn a 7/10 into a 10/10, being a 10/10 also relates to your personal preferences (what good is a pretty face when she only does missionary? etc)

so if a person like OP thinks that ALL these women are 10/10's, it just means that he's a shallow idiot, or has lowered his own expectations just a bit too much.
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>paying girls to sleep with you
>no real friends, everyone just wants your money
>inherited fortune, never worked a day in his life
>has to grow a beard to hide his chin
>will probably never achieve anything substantial in life even though he got everything handed to him

While i would want to change positions with him for all the money i would not want to be him. He seems insecure and primitive.
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>>737130234
What do you work with, Anon?
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>>737131300
see: >>737131254
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>>737130234
What do you do ?
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>>737129852
his had gave him money and he was an alright poker player iirc
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>>737131286
He didn't inherit anything, it's all poker money faggot
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>>737129370
>>737129666
>>737129847
>>737129935
Honestly, good for him.
He's healthy, rich, and young enough to enjoy all the perks he was given.

Honestly though, I am comfortable in my own life. I have enough money, women, friends and other creature comforts.

I've never really been much for extravagance. I was raised a country boy, but I have some incredibly wealthy friends (I met them through really odd circumstances), and have tasted the "good life" according to them. piles of paid for women, expensive cigars, booze and drugs.

And in all honesty, it didn't make me happy. All it did was add noise to my world but didn't really change anything fundamentally.

I am actually more happy sitting on a small boat with a cold beer and a book somewhere just off shore.

I was happier sitting in the woods outside my apartment complex carving hiking sticks and smoking some cheap but all natural tobacco out of a deerbone pipe I made myself than when I had a 9/10 hooker in my lap and a glass of 100$ scotch in my hand.

So if this guy is enjoying his life. More power to him. But I know who I am, and I know that I really don't want all that, because at the end of the day, that's not what makes me happy. That's what others tell me I should want, but I don't.

I hope he and every anon in this thread have a good life.
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there's something wrong with him if he has to constantly show himself surrounded by beautiful with.

let's all take guesses as to what is wrong with him. I'll start: erectile dysfunction.
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>>737131501
see: >>737131254
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>>737129370
Not really, no. But thanks for asking
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Guy had two heart attacks from taking 2000mg of viagra
Totally envy the man that's gona die from a dick pill overdose
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>>737129370
This guy is so gay; he just tries so hard everyday and sucks instagram dicks. His life has no purpose.
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>>737131532
Wut m8. He inheriated all of his money and is a failed wannabe bad ass who repeatedly got kicked out of special forces training because he was a stupid pussy
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>>737131532
He had a trust fund.. not in any way saying he isnt a skilled poker player and has earned alot of money through that means
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>>737131537
He's no healthy. The dude had 3 heart attacks before. THREE HEART ATTACKS BEFORE AGE 30.
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>>737131537
I like you anon, i'd let you fuck my sister and wife
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>>737131648
Its not 2 heart attack.... It was 3 and it wasn't from viagra idiot
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>>737131682
How much did he inherit? How did his dad make all the money? Why was he kicked out of special forces?
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2332926/travers-beynon-australian-candyman-freechoice-tobacco-heir/ for those wondering who the f he is
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>>737129370

Why would I be jelly of a middle aged man trying to keep the reaper off his mind by splashing the cash?

You might as well be asking me if I'm jelly of an 80 year old billionair who does nothing but pop blue pills and fly about the world all day
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>>737131795
Oh boy, you got me there
Am an idiot
Wew lad
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>>737131532
That is incorrect, faggot.
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>>737131537
I wish you well on your journey anon.
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>>737131978
Better question how much money do YOU have and why are you riding this dudes short ass dick?
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He HAS IT ALL.

money, muscle, looks, cars, plane, bitches, guns.

He has everything and you are all just jealous neckbeards.
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>>737131096
this
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>>737131532
10/10? Most of these chicks are butterface to the max lol
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>>737130742
well i think that is because no one on earth (at least with a certain IQ) can call himself actually happy in life..
People who earn shit aren't happy, people who earn enough aren't happy and those who earn way too much aren't completely happy as well, but surely a bit more than those financially below them

Money doesn't make happy, it only makes less unhappy

existence is pain
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You must be so miserable to idolize this guy or just to envy somebody else's life you are either poor or ugly both probably
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>>737132273
Says the virgin faggot.
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>>737131072
this
when you're that rich I imagine its very hard to find genuine friends who aren't just there to piggyback off your money/lifestyle
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>>737132273
Keep dreaming neckbeard
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Nah he's only 5'9". I'd rather be 6ft+ and die poor
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>>737132339
>>737131096

These
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>>737132240
We've heard about us and him but what about you? Exactly. You're nothing
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>>737131978
>how much did he inherit
never publically disclosed, but estimated to be between 30 and 50 million USD

>How did his dad make all the money
Was in charage of numerous corporate take overs, ponzi schemes, and kick backs

>Why was he kicked out of special forces?
Because he didn't know how to handle a firearm safely (e.g., he thought it was cute and funny to point a loaded weapon at people with finger on trigger during weapons training)

also, he has like a 5 inch dick apparently
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>>737129370
just a lot
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>>737132375
Friends are overrated.
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>>737129370
If he is so rich, why is he sitting in an empty hot tub?
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Mad. :(
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>>737132014
This is someone else, the australian equivalent.
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>>737131705
>>737131795
lots of drugs
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>>737132466
A room full of girls OP will never get yet he saves and posts them kek
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Hairy legs, bare chest...
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>>737132447
Cool thanks for info, I do have to admit, he looks like a wannabe marine with all his guns
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>>737132466
there is not one hot chick in this picture all of them are average at best with just fake tits.
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>>737129370
More accurately these women use him for money and trip and fuck him to continue to use. Sad when you think about it. He'll die alone with no family.
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>>737129370
He sells child porno
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as a normie, i love my wife.

but i could use his money.
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ITT white man pays for something that was already free
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>>737132480
while that might be your opinion, you have to admit that fake/situational friends are cancer
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>>737132466
Kek, a room full of 7's that all of the look of "god damnit, when can I get my money and leave"

this guy is fucking pathetic
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>>737132109
>>737131782
I like cruising 4chan sometimes, you never know what you're going to find.

Its raining where I am right now, so I'm indoors. Just made some coffee. Hot drink and cold day, music playing low and some steak marinating in the fridge.
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If this is the ultimate lifestyle, then why doesn't Cristiano Ronaldo live it?
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At least I didn't sell my soul to Satan
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Why is this nigga the only person who shows off money? Justin Bieber has even more money than him and dosnt do this. Katy perry, etc.
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>>737130241
underrated
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>>737129666
ew, look at those plastic surgery disasters.
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>>737132165
>>737132447
He was never in the special forces.

>>737132691
He is a wannabe marine.
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>>737132993
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>>737132993
because he's an insecure fuck that has to show everybody how much fun he's having 24/7 to validate all the money he spends on insignificant bs
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>>737132240

Everything but a woman that actually loves him.
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>>737132901
there all like ok take your instagram photos already and pay up we got dicks to suck. and seeing how your viagra hasn't kicked in will be here for ahile.
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>>737133112
I just responded to what the anon said, he got kicked out of SEAL training during whatever evolution uses live rounds
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>>737133214

Lots of guns that he doesn't even know how to use kek.
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>>737132796
Bingo
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>>737131978
also thats a scene from lone survivor.. not actual SEALS.
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>>737133308
lol no, he has a 5x5 lol....so do I :(
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>>737129666
I'd pay both blondes to shit on my chest if i were him
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>>737129370
While having a harem of women and a ton of money might be some people's fantasy, I could never really get with it. With all those girls, how could you ever choose a favorite? With all that wealth and all those possessions, what goals or dreams does this guy have to work towards? Personally, I'm content with living frugally. Even if I someday make it big, I don't want to live any bigger than anyone else does because at the end of the day, we'll all end up six feet under anyways. At the end of the day, this guy and I will both be rotting skelebros in the ground. If it makes him happy, good on him, but I feel like if I had everything I ever wanted in life, I would end up feeling miserable, empty, and sort of depressed.

TL;DR -- Nah, I'm not jelly. I'm more of a jam guy, myself. Preserves are pretty good, too.
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>>737133214
the only attractive girl ITT
dat trigger discipline
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>>737133389
fucking gay and virgin
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>>737129666
>beard
>shaved torso

Faggot.
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>>737131256this isnt himyou faggot, ausy guy cunt
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I'm 50 years old and have fucked about 40 women (which I think is a good number). But I would give up all the one-night stands for the two women that I have really loved.

Sex is not truly fulfilling without love. I would rather have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with the lights off and the curtains fully closed than hook up with some skank who can suck start a Harley.
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Dude has awful taste in women though. He could easily do better.
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>>737129370
>You jelly?
yeah
but with that much money I'd certainly do something else
like launching a new vidya studio or something
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>>737129370
I mean, I guess it would be nice to have super hot girls around me all the time.

A lot of things would be nice. Good for that guy, I'm doing ok with what I've got.
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>>737133435
This. We all end up in a grave, does not care if you are rich, an average guy; you'll both end the same way.
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>>737129370
>You jelly?
Well, I work 40 hour weeks for shit pay, only to waste it all on rent and necessities, hardly ever having any left over for myself, haven't been with a girl in more or less a decade, and own a shitty car that got broken into last night.
Yeah, jelly sounds about right.
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>>737132480
Real friends are severely underrated and probably the single best thing in the entire universe
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Yeah a little bit
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>>737133642
why not change your life i lived like that once then I moved to a new place got a better job found hotter girls. you dont have to live this life you are living bro
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>>737133642
Damn sucks to be you
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>>737129666
Ok so yes he is happy, but Inpersonally am attracted to women, and he is clearly attracted to transsexuals. Those 2 "women" are definitely MEN
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>>737130385
sounds pretty lucky to me
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a good amount of my male friends on facebook seem to idolize this guy, but I really don't see it
why would you aspire to be a lazy sack of shit that has to pay women to hang out with you?
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>>737133950
How much silicone have they got?
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>>737129370
This guy posts pictures of men every single day, goes on crunchyroll every day, owns a anime figurine, fedora, and a bunch of vape pens and fidget spinners. He's living the life you will never live.

You jelly?
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Its funny to me if I was having a good time I would have no need to take all these photos I would just be living it. So im pretty sure hes not that happy.
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>>737134036
lol
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>>737129370
I envy him for the money he has, yeah.
But not for the life he leads. Not at all.
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>>737134098
ding ding ding
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>>737133523
>Sex is not truly fulfilling without love.

Jesus, please fucking kill yourself you massive faggot
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>>737133214
now i'm jelly
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>>737134098
The only reason people know who he is, is because of instagram. So it opened up a lot of opportunities for him.

Hes a good businessman.
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>>737134263
He's got a point
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>>737129370
Dude has to be gay, and I'm not joking.

Only a faggot could tolerate being around 5-10 women 24/7 for years
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>>737133950
i think its even worse being you, reposting all his pics and shit

tell me op, what do you gain from advertising a lost man?
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>>737134021
about 5 CPUs
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>>737134426
tHIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!
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>>737132051
The way you talk about him makes you sound extremely jealous.
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>>737134478
that's silicon, not silicone
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Sad to think that this guy will never have a real wife in his life. Like a wife that truly loves him for who he is and not *cough* *cough*something else.
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>>737134545
You can't read jealousy through text retard
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>>737134595
yeah they're bootleg CPUs
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>>737129370
Sure I'd like to be him for a week, maybe a few weeks, but fuck me if I'd ever be happy with that life.
I enjoy being alone, being anonymous and out of the public eye, and just chilling with my children/wife. If I actually was him I would never have that.
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>>737134426
I agree. I don't see any good thing being around so many girls all day.
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>>737134638
and you can't tell somone mood unless they tell you, right?
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>>737132273
virgin
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>>737129370
My dick is still bigger. >>737129666
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so sad how those women goes for the money like month to light, selling his soul
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>>737129370
>mfw this richfag probably has no personality
>mfw the nameless bitches in his lap are all trophies to be passed around without any names or personalities of their own
>mfw OP thinks that "you jelly" threads are good bait.

OP, you're probably the kind of massive faggot who wears Sperry's and thinks sailing is an acceptable hobby. If this dude is this old and still doesn't have a wife/kids, he's a waste of space and a disgrace to our species. Both of you, do us a favor and stop wasting our oxygen.
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>>737131795
yea viagra and coke do not mix ask lemar odam
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>>737129370
Not really. I study Molecular Biology at one of the most prestigious universities in the world. I wake up every day knowing that I will by learning something new, and doing what I love most, with people I find intellectually and socially stimulating.

All the money, material nonsense, and braindead, big-breasted women in the world couldn't persuade me to leave this life behind.
>>
>Dan Brandon Bilzerian[6] (born December 7, 1980)[7] is an American socialite, professional poker player, and trust fund beneficiary

>Bilzerian cashed in the 2009 World Series of Poker Main Event, finishing in 180th place.[21]

>In 2010, he was voted one of the funniest poker players on Twitter

>In November 2011, Bilzerian, along with ten others including actors Tobey Maguire, Nick Cassavetes, and Gabe Kaplan, were asked to pay back winnings that they had won in poker games against Ponzi scheme

kek. A literal nobody. Just a daddy's boy. It must haunt him to know that each of those girls would rather go for his daddy if he was around to play, because he would likely die sooner.
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>>737129370
He's not black, so he loses.
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>>737129370
meh

imagine reaching that point only to come to an existential crisis, you have all this shit, but you are still not happy

that's got to be a tough conclusion to reach, if Bilzerian truly loves poker, well then I admire him for walking his path, but lets assume he just chose the path of least resistance and doesn't actually care for poker and doesn't have a real life purpose beyond filling the empty void with stuff, this won't reach a positive conclusion, you'll just be able to eventually watch a self destruction of a person who needs validation and material possessions to justify their existence, this tends to go down a slippery slope and there are countless examples of celebrities who have fallen down this path, they have it all and they simply self destruct because there is no actual meaning to this extravagant experience if it comes without a fulfilling direction
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Sure I'm jealous, so what? Dan B is pretty depressed
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>>737133373
You mean the movie he paid a million bucks for to be in and then his scenes ended being cut anyway?
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>>737135154
n-no you're just jelus of his money
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>>737131537
Seems like you know what you want/need and has many options to get it, and like this anon said >>737132109 you still has a long way to go, filled with marvel and peace of mind.

I think that there is nothing worse than a stopped and sluggish life and that being able to find happiness in the simplest and common things is a true gift.

But one need to take a few step backward to see the whole picture, and while being happy is easy, staying in such a state is one hell of a challenge to humans

"You have brains in your head and feet in your shoes so you can steer any direction you choose"
Seuss forget to mention that finding a direction is all life is about, but he's right
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>>737129370
those are the faces of women who know theyve hit rock bottom
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>>737134977
So what if you're old and don't have a wife and kids? Are you retarded lmfao.

Being child free is the way to go. Fuck wives. They'll divorce you and take your car, house and make you pay child support for 18 years. You think wives actually last no days?

Kids too. They're expensive as fuck.

Thats why people with no kids and wives will be millionares before they're 35, while people like you will live miserable having to shell out thousands to your kids lmao.

I heard it cost a total of 300k with inflation to raise a kid from 0-18 years old.
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>>737130122
More of her?
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>>737135345
He actually sued them for that, kek. They weren't taken away. It's just that he was agreed 1 minute screen on time with 80 words or something... But it was actually just a short sentence and like 15 seconds lol
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>>737129370
Never jelly. I make a good living and enjoy my life. It doesn't bother me if people have more wealth. I just don't have an SJW mentality.
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>>737131537
You're not alone.
Well put
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>>737135477
Those are faces of women who are in the comfort and protection of a big daddy muscle man and rich person. They feel safe with him.
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>>737135552
Enjoy dieng alone , not having kids+materialism is a communist meme , unless you are ultra famous nobody will remember you at all ,
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>>737130618

wow, he uses the same DirecTV remote control I have
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>>737129852
just inherit 100 million and become a pro poker player, after you lose 10 million being a ''pro poker player'' stop playing so much high end poker and invest the rest of your money, buy a big mansion and hire promoters to throw parties for you, make sure the promoter takes great care to ensure the women he invites to the party are very attractive and keep the ratio at 4:1 women to men

promise extravagant things at the parties and make sure there is lots of drugs available for free to your guests

also, take copious amounts of steroids/drugs and get some hobbies for the day when you are not interested in throwing parties

post your parties on instagram for some fame, then simply milk the fame to convince women you can make a name for them if they sleep with you and continue down the line you were earlier by using promoters/instagram to invite more women to be around you, surround yourself with a good ratio of around 4:1 women to men and you will occasionally be able to fuck a couple of them and to the outside world your life will look appealing because it appeases the western cultural support for materialism
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>>737135785
Why do you need anyone to remember you?
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>>737129370
Why do you make a thread about some Random Rich dude ?. Yes rich. Nothing els. Think he would fuck anyone if he was poor ? so you asking, DO you rather wanna be rich or poor. well fucking derp.
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>>737135785
I won't die alone, I'll die with my brothers and sisters. Also why the fuck will I be Remembered? Everyone will be forgotten. Everyone...

You die twice.

Once when you really die, and a second time when your name (referring to you) is said for the very last time.

I know I'll be happy and a millionare and rich while you suffer through a divorce and child support and losing your home lmao
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>>737134006
well, yeah, real fucking lucky! good for him
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>>737129666

he shaves his legs, too?
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>>737135996
If he didn't have money, yes he can still fuck those girls idiot.

He has looks and muscle. Just 2 things girls want.
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>>737129666
These plastic surgery bags are hideous
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>>737129370
All things grow old in time.
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>>737136211
Girls don't want to be disgusted by your body hair which acquires sweat, since they're always touching you.

Also body hair attracts heat, and this guy is always out in beaches and jet skis and yachts. So better to have no hair.
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>>737129370
dude looks gay.
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>>737132365
If you think that chick is pretty you're desperate fag
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>>737136232
he only has the looks and muscles because he has money you turkey
he couldn't afford the steroids/gym to keep his body that large if he wasn't rich
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>>737129666
What's wrong with this guy's toe next to the big toe? Holy shit his toe is huge.
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>>737133523

not quite that old, but disagree.

good sex is good sex.

i've had great one night stands i still fap to and great sex with loves.

bad sex in both situations too.
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>>737136423
Are you fucking stupid? Looks are genetic. Has nothing to do with money.

Second of all, the gym is only like 10 bucks a month where I live (planet fitness.)

Neither looks nor body has to do with money retard.
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>>737130187
Too bad both women and men only like him for his money...he will die lonely... and sad ... unless he ODs on happy drugs while with a high end hooker
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>>737130618
he doesn't even has genitals.
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>>737129370
Lord no, that looks exhausting.
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>>737129370
>You jelly?

I'm envious, you utter cretin.
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And you're posting about it on 4chan. You're as jelly as any of us are. I actually admire him, he gives no fucks and gets the normies all salty whenever he posts his shit on facebook.

OP is a fag though.
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>>737136604
>looks are genetic
you're right, I forgot that there are absolutely zero ways for people with lots of money to alter their faces
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>>737132378
not a single 10. and every one of them has fake tits
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>>737131256
Why would he stuff cars in his front door?
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>>737134426

this right here
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>>737130085
Dude is 5 foot 9 inches, he'll never truly be happy being a manlet
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Jesus Christ it's a bunch of jelly fags in here go listen to joe rogans podcast with dan as a guest and you will get must if your answers
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>>737135794
Fucking Kek, maybe you can pull mad bitches now :^)
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>>737134426
Thats pretty accurate. However when you're ballin like this you just tell them to shut the fuck up or they won't get paid. I have nothing against this guy but he's obviously paying them
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>>737129370
News flash !
Those are not 10/10's
Those are coked out future crack heads / meth whores.
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>>737131705

WELL YOU ARE JUST 17 ALL YOU WANNA DO IS DISAPPEAR
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>>737129370
>bunch of Lamborghinis and ferraris.
kek are you 12
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>>737133308
We'll at least I've got a slightly bigger dick even if my bank account is miniscule.
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>>737132466
haha, not a single one of them would spend a night with him if it wasn't for his money.

>tfw my sorry ass can do better than this guy.
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>>737133112
>He was never in the special forces.

he just grows his beard to look like it... the fag
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>>737135591
olga katyusheva
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>>737137673
Pic with time stamp you lying faggot
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>>737132240
Dan are posting pictures of yourself and bragging again? New low man.
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I have loli feet threads and a hip, im good. Plust im 6 ft ha get rekt fag
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>>737135824
well that pretty much sums it up
/thread
>>
Looks like a shit load of debt. You owe money, you not rich, you a slave
>>
>>737132296
>existence is pain
true that. And there is no way to ignore that.
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Thanks for making my shitty life even more shit OP.
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>>737130742
>I still have a fuck ton of money, fuck ton of free time, fuck tons of hot new ass, and have a fuck ton of funn what I'm doing
>I'm not really happy
WAT
>>
>>737132296
You don't need to be happy all the time, only a psycho would want that
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>>737130134
Couldnt have said it better
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>>737131258
>why would you even want to hang out with 7 chicks anyway?
Compensating for something, just like Hefner or Lumpy.
>>
Nope. I don't care about any of those things so he can go right ahead.
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>>737130227
Give to others, help people who need it.
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>>737129370
His idea of wealth is very materialistic & extravagant.
My idea of wealth is being healthy and being surrounded by loved ones and family.
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What is so bad ass about having abunch of payed hookers to hang out with you? Any one could do that doesn't take any skill and it's nothing to brag about. If your legitimately picked up all these girls then sure I would be impressed. Also having a boat is impressive? I have a boat it's not that big of a deal.And yeah it helps pick up chicks. Whatcha is even more sad that he has money and boats and still has to pay for sex. I don't see what is so great about the dude.
>>
>>737138926
/thread
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>>737138952
>Is having a bunch of expensive shit impressive?
Yes, that's exactly the case. They might not be getting paid at all. Hell most women probably can't wait to go lounge on his big ass yacht and face time their jealous friends.
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>>737129370
>being this obsessed with another mans life.
>>
>>737129370

No. Just imagine the drama you will get by sleeping with different girls. They' re all gonna fight each other and turn on you eventually once they fall in love with you and you have sex with another girl.

There' s no way you will be able to get out of there safely.
>>
>>737139555
r u impressed by this shit? u sound like u wouldn't mind being invited to his yacht u cuck
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>>737139555
Bull shit those girls are not gonna just chill with abunch of girls without getting jealous of each other. And I know what prostutes look like those are prostutes dude.
>>
>>737129370
I think you are the one jealous and wanna get pounded every night by him you fucking faggot
>>
>>737140073
Yeah I admittedly don't know what they look like so there ya go I guess.
>>
>>737129370
>not even good at poker compare to top dogs
>his dad money
>24/7 post pics on social media like 15y old teen girl
>probably narcissistic
>pay sluts and porn stars to like him and hang out with him
>feel the need to post pics of him surrounded by literally prostitutes
>post pics of how chad he is muh army im so strong
>post pics of guns own shit load of machine guns
yea this guy have some problems normal people at his age dont do shit like that i wont be surprised if he go berserk one day kill some whore and then bite a shotgun like Cobain
>>
>>737139979
I'm not impressed but I sure am jealous of the whole trust fund thing, like everyone posting in this thread.
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>>737140284
Lol he mad
>>
>>737129370
yes
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>>737138952
you think this is normal behavior for a man at his age ?
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>>737129370
Bet that guy wears this watch.
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>>737140669
Only acceptable answer. If asked by a genie of you would trade lives with dan right now you faggits would all do it.

>huurrr durrrr need to look hard as fuck on the internet jerk fucking phaggit dan is not even 6 foot what s pleb I would rather die a slow starving nigger death in Africa at 6'3 then be under 5'11
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>>737140606
telling the truth = mad
which one is not correct ?
>Lol he mad
also stop typing like a nigger if you are white if you are black well fuck you then nigg no one care
>>
Still here anon?
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>>737140935
This guy hates his life so much lol
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>>737140935
its "cool" to type like a nigger. must be a white millenial
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>>737129370
When dan blitzfag has nothing going in life so he's gotta get on 4chan to hype himself up.
>still a sand nigger.
>>
This dude is a classic fake ass nigger. He couldn't even make it in the army. He left like a faggot but still brags about how he was in the army and collects awesome guns. He a pussy and sleeping with abunch of prostutes that have shit ass plastic surgeons. Wow this guys really living the dream. You know with all the money he has if he really even does half that shit looks like it owned by someone he's just hanging out with. But if he did don't you think you could make a better life then pissing it away
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>>737138346
Yeah I got even more depressed thinking about my life in comparison after seeing this thread. mission accomplished. thanks
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>>737129370
Hell yeah I'm jelly
>>
Plus he's in great shape and above average in the looks department. All you liars are fuckn jelly
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>>737141154
And you're not a millenial and on 4chan?

>You have bigger problems than arguing on the internet, gramps.

Loser.
>>
>>737132466
The ones that don't see the camera look tragically bored
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>>737141244
>army
Do some reaserch before you spout off like a ginormous nigger
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>>737133308
Bullshit, k.
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>>737130241
Savage.
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>>737141112
for sure fun fact this guy suffered 3 heart failures and he is like 36-38 years old

o boy i so hate not having 3 heart attacks
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>>737129370
What is the point of feeling jealous over another persons life?
Honestly, it's literally logic to know that it can't be changed, so the fact that people worry about it honestly astounds me. What's even more thought-provoking is the fact that the topic being brought up to start with says something about your character, anon. I think you're the jealous one, and this is the only way you can cope with it.
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>>737129370
10/10?
the fuck are you talking about?
buy some glasses, boy
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>>737129370
That'd be fun for about 6 months and then you realize life is all downhill from there. A man without hunger is already dead.
>>
>>737129370
nah im not jelly
i have 5k that took forever to save,no friends, no gf for many years,fat,losing my hair,nolife
>>
couldn't care less

btw op is a cuck
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>>737129370
just hire hot prozzies,
thats all he does anyway (even if some of the ho's dont realize theyre prozzies)
>>
>>737129370
No im not, its good for him, but I got my life and I can only try to make it better than it is, being jelly will acompliosh nothing only make me mad, my life is not the worst knock on wood, you seek happines in the real things, if you think that his life style will make you happy try to get, but be prepared that you might not end up as happy as you though you would be
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>>737141413
Unless that's you then you are the world's number 1 cuck defending someone as if he gave two shits about your opinion.

You're like those beta fags that open threads about black guys owning all white women.

You're fat, white, sad and you will never be Dan Bilzerian.
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>>737129370
hes gonna get depressed when he realizes that its all thanks to money and hes alone in the universe

btw whos that ?
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>>737141642
You realize those were from partying for 2 days straight and take a bunch of coke and high dosage viagra at the same time? Anyone could have multiple Heart attacks doing dumb shit like that when you're 21-22 years old cause that's how old he was when that happened
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>>737129370
no because im not a cuckfaced normie piece of shit
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>>737129627
When you buy your instwatch
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>>737141820
dude, just not having to go to work everyday would make me happy
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>>737129370
Yeah bro I'm pretty fucking jealous to be honest so jealous that it burns deep inside if I ever see this piece of shit by himself I'm killing him I'll also resort to raping sooner or later look at those babes type of babes that make you chase for them for months until you fuck them they suck the money and the soul out of you and that ugly faggot just fucks them like they are his tools I'm pretty fucking jealous yes.
>>
>>737141642
Lol he said o boy
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>>737130825
Not a single dude in any of these pictures. Does he not have friends? Its weird
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>>737141903
you forgot ugly and poor
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