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Something very similar to pic related happened and I just got out on bond. What in the ever living fuck do I do /b/? I'm so scared. I've never been to prison or anything. Do I just an hero now? Is my life over?
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You'd have to post proof and share the story for me to believe you.
But if you are honest now, I'd say wait it out and see what happens. You can still have a life somewhere.
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greentext it anon
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>>737124289

greentext the story
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Greentext now you Fucking faggot
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greentext pls
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Yer dun bud! Who caught you?
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You will be targeted in jail. Most likely be beaten to within an inch of your life. Then moved to medical and then moved to an at risk area with others like you. When you get out. You will probably never find another job unless it a with friends or families business. Also. Say goodbye to being on the internet, having facebook or any other means of access to social media/internet.
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Greentxt?
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>>737124592
Fucking Secret Service. They say I'm looking at 5 years in the feds. I didn't even really do anything. Never even touched anybody and the "girl" didn't even exist. Working on greentext
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>>737124767
lol since when secret services is involved in this shit
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>>737124767
How old was the decoy?
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>>737124815
They used to only do president security and counterfeiting. Now they do computer stuff too. Surprised the shit out of me too.
>>737124919
12.. I'm fucked. It was all on Kik. I'm 19. Fucked up university. My family is going to hate me. I'm done.
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>>737124289
>fake suicide
> pack your shit and gtfo of your country

or an hero
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>>737124289
An Hero is always an option.
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>>737125022
Check 'em
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Depending how much stuff was on you also if you have any priors , you'll probably just get probation, fine, community service etc, maybe even an ankle monitor for awhile
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>>737125022
I hate to say it but I think that's waht I have to do. I'm in tears man. I like Arizona so maybe I'll just take a flight to Phoenix and walk out into the desert and just keep walking. Fuck it.
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After that thread gtfo of you're country.
Get a new Life.
Not joking!
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>>737125006
say you b8'd them or did you fall for it and want to fuck n ask 4 pics?
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Can you grow a decent beard OP?
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>>737125105
fuck this shit.. just get a good lawyer.. if u want some top notch advice, you'd have to provide us with some actual evidence of that said case.

giving the fact that u are also in your 'teens', you might not get more than 8 years.

post info
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>>737125105
the US is fucking huge. You can spend the rest of your days just living as a nomad
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>>737125212
I got real stupid. Sent pics, asked if she was a cop, told her I'd get in trouble. Then I fucking went over to meet her in a Barnes & Noble parking lot of all places. Stopped by Walgreens for some rubbers. They have everything. I fessed up.
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>>737125244
Or you could rock these bad boys!
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>>737125333
Check the fuckin trips
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I'm probably going to just end it. If any anons are reading this and are tempted. DON"T. You will fucking regret it more than anything in this world.
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>>737125333
chechk'dd
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>>737125105
Take some Peyote, walk out into the desert & have a hell of a time OP.

Rest In Spaghetti, Never Forgetti
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>>737125430
stream it fggt
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>>737125332
Best investment of your life will be a good lawyer. Just aim to stay off sex offender registry. Do a bazillion hours of community service, plea to lesser charges, whatever you have to do so you're not a sex offender. That's the life ending shit here. Family and real friends will forgive you. Just say you hit rock bottom and were high on bath salts, meth, ether, whatever, and didnt know what you were doing.
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>>737125537
Thanks man
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>>737125569
this
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>>737125332

you actually went there and met up with her...? ?

sorry for stating the obvious.... .......

But.... u do deserve to get in jail for being that fucking retarded...

there are 3 acceptable ways of fucking a 12 year old.

a)Live in Spain(age of consent is 12)
b)Go to Bangog
c)Do it in a loving way to your younger sister.


All 3 ways have one thing in common ...


In no way you will chat girls up on the fucking internet..... ..... (except Spain)


u fookin retard. god damn, annon. why did u do that u fookin bafoon?

Did at least the fake girl have big tits+virgin?
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>>737125496
don't do it guys, it's a mustard gas
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The real tragedy is youll never get that sweet sweet pussy
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Screenshots of Kik chat or gtfo.
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>>737125569
Okay, I'm going to turn the computer off and think this thing through. I will call a lawyer. They assigned me a Public Pretender but she doesn't seem like she's very interested in helping me. Thanks for the advice everybody. I'd greentext but I can barely even move my fingers I'm so emotionally racked right now. I'll be on later with something if I can.
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>>737125715
Kek this
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>>737125332
>actually going there
Dumbass, I get sexting underage girls/trading pics, those are one thing but holy shit actually going to meet her?

How fucking dense are you?
you basically asked to be caught lmao
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>>737125715
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>>737125941
What are the chances of getting in trouble sexting?
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>>737126148
0, you can always claim that you knew that it was an adult talking to you and cops can't send you cp
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>>737126148
Not very likely. That's why they always want you to show up somewhere, it shows intent.
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>>737125332
Fake/10

OP is a faggot.
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>>737126310
No shit
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>>737126007
Fuck. I would risk it.
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>>737126219
>>737126148
Not op by the way
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>>737126481
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Don't worry. Americans elected a rapist chomo. He's going to make sure you can have your child porn forever.
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>>737126518
Oh no, op won't able to even get close to a computer or a phone anymore
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>>737125332
>I fessed up.

You sir, are in a great deal of trouble.
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>>737124735

Ewww! Facebook? You are still on Facebook? Are you a granny?
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>>737126534
I came bro. Thanks
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Become an advocate for why, what you did, shouldn't be illegal.
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>>737126626
Fake and Gay
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>>737126798
welcome
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>>737126884
Do you have a kik?
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>>737126938
yes : calvinurboy
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>>737126707
>not using Facebook to find underage girls from non 1st world countries you can have sexting session with
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Get a good lawyer and have them look up a car in mo where the guy got off since the person they where talking to was in fact an adult and not a child. If you can prove you was sexting an adult they don't have ground to stand on and is in fact intrapment they still might intent on you though since you actually went to a meeting spot
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A weird thing happened to me last time I was checking a YT video, you know these 'my morning routine' pedo thing because I was curious what the shit was about and like 5min after I get a notification from Google saying someone from Brazil tried to log in my account so I was wondering, can you be tracked in anyway when you watch a yt video?
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>>737124289

if I were in that situation I'd either run away and live life as a fugitive or off myself. Gl with that op
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>>737127376
Bump for interest
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Why haven't they confiscated your phone and computer
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>>737125496
Would the soda not explode after three hours in the freezer?
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>>737127376
>>737127507
If you're stupid enough to have to ask this you're going to fuck up and go to jail either way

Enjoy prison boys
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>>737125706
How?? Which of those things makes it
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>>737127809
There's nothing illegal in those videos
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>>737127376
That's not how it fucking works
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>>737127739
It's not completely ice I assume, so it wouldn't expand much
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>just got out
your time to get the fuck out of the country is literally ticking by second by second, just since you started this thread your chances of escaping have decreased. Go find a way to get to another, less developed country, RIGHT NOW. Other option is to sit on 4chan until you get your ass thrown in to prison and rape time for years. Hope you aren't still here op.
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>>737128017
Never said there was, I said you're so stupid you're going to get fucked sooner or later either way. You demonstrated this further by not understanding that.

Enjoy prison buddy.
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>>737124289
Bump
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>>737127809
>>737128033
>>737128239
I was on a conspiracy site before reading an article about pizzagate and such and there was a link to theses video with little girl waking up in their bed, doing gymnastics etc. I was just wondering if it's possible or not to be tracked or if it's just pure coincidence, these video have about 170M views that's fucked up
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>>737126534
You got more?
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Your life as you know it is over.

Get a good lawyer. I knew someone who knocked up some sixteen year old at a party, he was in his early 20's. Her parents pressed charges. He's not allowed near the kid or the mother. He's not allowed to view porn on his computer and gets regular visits and is a sex offender. Once they checked his browser history and saw normal porn sites visited, they took his computer, phone and any internet device in the house for violation of his probation.
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>>737126007
>>737126534
How old are these girls?
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>>737129593
What are you new here
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>>737128098
I dunno man. Maybe it doesn't work with all sodas but I know for a fact Diet Mt. Dew cans explode within an hour or two in the freezer
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>>737129554
Why the hell is no porn a condition of his probation? That doesn't make any sense. And if he knew that was a condition, why the fuck wouldn't he clear his browsing history?
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>>737130078
He didn't know computers very well, clearly. I asked the same question when he told me. I guess it had to do with the terms of his probation.
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>>737129593
they are the same girl
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Legalfag here. If OP isn't fake, then he's in for a bumpy ride. The federal system is a lot different than the state systems where Chris Hansen stings have gotten thrown out for entrapment.

Crazy expensive lawyers can't buy and talk their way into better plea deals with the U.S. Attorney's office in whatever district the case is being charged in.

OP will waste tens of thousands of dollars on a lawyer who promises they are fucking god in the federal courts. They will promise OP will not be on the sex offender registry with the right plea deal.

Once OP pays all the money they've ever had or will ever earn, the piece of shit lawyer will then tell him that the feds get pleas in 94%+ of all cases, and win 3/4 of the remaining cases that go to trial. So it's time to accept that prison is inevitable and get a decent plea offer. Since OP sucks and already admitted to everything, options are limited.

86% of all federal criminal cases end up with prison time, and that includes cases that are acquitted at trial and dropped. It ain't about justice, it's about conviction rates. Once they get the crosshairs on you, you're fucked.

Mostly OP won't be raped in prison because that's not how the BOP works. Plenty of out fags to suck dick to waste energy on rape. Anything less than a 20 year sentence and OP will go to a low security place with low level drug dealers and the guy from Enron.
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Yeah, on a side note if you do end up going to prison, you're going to be hopefully placed into solitary because if you're mixed in with general population, you'll be beaten or killed.

Your best bet is to hope your lawyer can get you on probation, so you can have a somewhat normal life even though just about every window and opportunity you've ever dreamed up is closed forever.
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>>737129545
yeah a lot more. kik me : urboycalvin
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>>737131019
calvinurboy I meant
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>>737129593
Over 9000
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>>737131339
So they're young looking vampires? Nice that's my fetish
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>>737124400
Lmao,no he can't

Op here's real story.


> me and friend both like young girls, him >a little younger than I. I like mine 14-17. He likes them 4-40(not kidding).
> both of us get raiders at different times. >I hire top notch lawyer, get 18 months >NO Megan's law.
> currently have steady career, graduated >college. Make decent living tell people I >bought a kid alcohol by mistake.
> he lives at home with family, all of our >mutual friends disowned him. He got 4 >years,(I got house arrest) he serves all 4 >years, he gets out. Name all over news, >8 years later we hear he gets a job as a >cook for a sit in game shop. Friends call >state police, contact mothers of kids >who go there. Cops say he can have a >job, he's supervised. Doesn't matter, >moms force anon to be fired. Fast >forward, friend still ducked. No one will >hire him, he can't move, even if he does >he's fucked.

>He made one mistake, he got into >Canada before sentencing. Mother >fucker came back.

>Friend should have stayed in Canada >like a Mexican in USA. No way he's >getting back there.

>Family changes their last names, make >him keep his. They almost lost their jobs >over him.

I'd run anon

The only reason I got a deal was because they couldn't prove age. And they didn't want to spend the money. I got lucky.

My friend, was a slam dunk case.

If it's a slam dunk, I'd run.
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>>737124767
Feds means ur fucked
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>>737125105
Feds never do house arrest. You'll do hard core prison and max sentance
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you reel it in and then cast again
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>>737124289

The whole confessing it all fucked you over, just go on a killing spree of sorts so your rap sheet looks at least partially interesting.
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i still haven't gotten any siberian mouse stuff. i'm beginning to think i'll never see the real thing
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>>737132577
Its not as hot as you think. Especially sm. The girls look scared/dead inside. Preteens with healthy sex lives arent recorded and sold by older men
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>>737132813
>girls look dead inside
>not hot
anon, please. i'm erect just thinking about that
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>>737124289
theres a chris hanson ventrillo harassment you need to look up its hilarious
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>>737132329
What were you guys doing exactly that got you in trouble? Sexting,sex?
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I've done a lot of volunteer work in state and federal prisons over the years.

If it's any consolation, federal prisons are a lot more civilized than state prisons in the US -- conditions are better, and you are in less danger from other inmates.
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>>737133748
He got child porn, kaza downloading like an idiot. I met a 17 year old for sex, she tested me pictures. But I had a TB of jb they found when they raided my house.

They tried to get me with production, dissemination (for her texting me pictures).

They threw the book at him. I got house arrest probation. DNA sample.

He got Megan's law.

I fyucked a junior in HS.

He touched no one
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>>737134387
She wanted to be with me and I said no, she fired false rape claims, they had me meet her, I went there to tell her off.

What really got me was that I recorded us having sex. My lawyer said suitor that I was really fucked.

I was 30 at the time
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>>737134661
Without the recording I'd be guilty of rape in a he said she said cause 1) I'm not famous 2)people hate 30 yr olds who fuck teenagers
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>>737134784
How did the recording helped exactly?
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>>737126626
Just as legit as the Russia collusion stories
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If you are totally fucked, you might as well go on a spree and get life. Go bust into some stores, get cash, go fuck some human trafficking whores and do some drugs. Fuck paying a lawyer, you're retiring early with a easy life of meals every day and free TV. Live it up and don't stop till you get caught.
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>>737124289
You can either:
1. Tell them you dindu nuffin
or
2. Self-identify as a 16 year old so they have to let you free since it's no longer illegal. We go by feelings now, right?
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>>737136990
What do you mean?
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>>737124289
run away to a 3rd world country and never look back
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>>737125703
>b)Go to Bangog

Bangkok?

Just got back, they are becoming more anti-tourism, even to the point of shuttering the bars in Pattaya til 6 in the evening for example. I would suspect if you try something illegal its probably a set-up. Its not like the "good ol' days, anymore.
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>>737124289
I was you /b

Listen

Do not admit guilt

Do not agree to supervised access of your kids

Keep dead quiet and say NOTHING

Get the most expensive lawyer you can afford.

Spare no expense but make sure you have a clear payment plan for the whole deal.

Then lie and fight.

Never Ever tell anybody the truth.

Not even the lawyer.

Trust me anon
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>>737137522
This.
This is the only way to win against the legal system in America. Have a lot of fucking money, stay silent, and lie when you can't. It's a fucked up world out there.
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are you Austin Jones by any chance? .
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>>737124289

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48
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Put a bullet into Trumps skull

Die a hero
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>>737125703
You forgot the muslims, they can fuck a 9 y old.
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>>737125068
this fucking guy
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>>737125105
what state do you live in OP? I could come get you and we could go for a 'drive'.
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>>737125537

>Rest In Spaghetti, Never Forgetti

Fuck, this will be my slogan when I off myself for sure hahaha
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Hero up kiddie rapist.
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>>737125010
>Fake suicide
Do you know how incredibly difficult that actually is to accomplish?
It'd be easier to just run.
>>737124289
>>737125006
You're fucking 19?
I fucking hate it when the government does this shit.
Honestly because of how young you are I'm assuming you don't have a very extensive criminal record. If you have little to no record, and just the simple fact you're still a teenager you very well might get a lighter sentence.
There are diversion programs for people that without priors. This might not be on your record forever either.

Of course be prepared for the absolute worst to happen.
You should kill yourself, but if the trial is looking bad, or you don't get a diversion program in the deal you might want to think about living the rest of your life as a vagabond.
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>>737138340
>should
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Fake faggot/10
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>>737130701
How is shit like this not entrapment? I know they can do it. But it's still bullshit.
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>>737124289
Sage op is LARPing
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>>737141963
Honestly law enforcement in the US is so fucked up man.

>hey everyone having sex with underage kids is illegal!!1
>CIA: hey random stranger, wanna have sex with one of our 12 year olds? We can have all these hot private conversations and then I'll meet up with you promising sex
>except you'll get there and 8-12 riot armored police will be waiting to fuck your life up forever

USA.exe
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You fucked up OP.

In all honesty I want to say I'm sorry for you, but I'm not. You're the kind of person the Feds want to keep off the streets. But even so, I'm also 19 years old and, while I'm not a pedo, I could very much be in the same situation as you.

If you have no prior criminal record, get a good-ass lawyer. This is not worth killing yourself over. Don't be a pussy and take the easy way out. See this shit through.
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>>737125703
Use proper format, plebbit
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>>737142470
This tbh, while I dont agree with the method the us uses to catch pedos you still have to go through this, If you have no prior record you may survive
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>>737142324
going to fuck a 12 year old is okay? no one would get suckered if they weren't such degenerate scum
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>>737142324
>defending kiddie fuckers
typical liberal
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You deserve what you get dumbass.
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>>737143061
typical moral faggot
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>>737143061
Fuck of normie
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Google "Jeffrey Epstein". It's all a matter of being very rich, Jewish, and pals with Bill Clinton.
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You can get busted just for browsing /b. People post CP all the time.
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>>737137169
>why are >you greentexting
>like >this
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>>737124289
Oldfag here, happened to me 20 years ago.

>let them in without warrant because I didn't want apartment neighbors to see
>asked me what I thought were innocent questions like "is your screen name Anonymous" "you have an account at XYZ"
>turns out it verified they had the right person and house to secure warrant
>told me that have logs of everything
>told me if I "didn't have a lot" of CP they would simply delete it
>do you have any CP, anon?
>I shut up, asked if I could call a lawyer
>they said sure, we're going to get a search warrant
>left two goons there, wouldn't let me get up from chair except to call lawyer
>call up lawyer I had written down "in case I ever got a knock on the door"
>tells me to ask them to leave
>they say nope
>tells me to ask if I'm free to go
>yep
>tells me to meet him at his office (like 9pm)

anyway he comes back with me, search warrant is executed, I confess to him it's on CD hidden in closet plus maybe some on computer, he tells them they're going to find CP on the computer, I ask him WTF, he says they may stop there and not find the CD, turns out to be true, come back next morning CD still there, very little on the computer.

Lawyer talks them out of federal charges to state only, then talks them down from 3 charges to 1, then felony to misdemeanor. 2 years probation, $100 fine, moved to state that didn't require registration for that crime.

So yes I've had a life, always been in fear of people finding out but it hasn't happened except once when an employer did background check and fired me on the spot.
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>>737143410
Holy shit, kikes are the most rotten creatures that ever crawled up from the stinking depths of Hell...
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>>737143410

*Trump
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