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Homeless guy here again. My mom and I are at the library

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Homeless guy here again. My mom and I are at the library charging our stuff.
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I always wondered how you sub humans always seem to have a charged phone.
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>>737113280
We got a good deal on a phone bank. It was only $12 dollars at Marshals well everywhere else the same one was $50.
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>>737113280
They don't know what priorities are, no wonder they're fucking hobos.
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>>737113483
I think having our phone chargerd so when Social Security calls us or a job place to set up an interview is pretty important.
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>>737113679
Don't listen to this faggot keep trying to get you and your mom situation improved. something good will happen eventually
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>>737113222
Hello Homelessfag <3
>typing sitting in my families second home
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hey /b/ro, ive been there. keep striving, man. nothing lasts forever.
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So how did you afford an iPhone if you're homeless?
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>>737114346
good catch
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You're not on drugs are you?
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>>737114577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ittl0-NoFrQ
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>>737113222
Kill yourself fag
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>>737113222
>Homeless guy here again. My mom and I are at the library charging our stuff.
>My mom and I are at the library charging our stuff.
>My mom and I
Do you fuck?
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>>737114208
Thank you for your kind words.
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>>737113222
>Buys expensive water and tea
>Doesn't understand why he is still homeless

And still no one cares that you post ever hour .just off yourselves alread
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>>737114346
I bought it before I became homeless did you think of that?
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>>737114577
Nope. Only smoke weed about twice in 2014.
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>>737116006
I haven't posted since last night.
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don't listen to these fags. it's very possible nothing will ever get better.
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>>737116122
I mean we still have a place to shower and wash clothes so I say we are pretty lucky for homeless people.
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Hey man, i wish you the best of luck
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>>737116006

last I checked Arizona isn't expensive lol
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>>737116297
Right.
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>>737116006
Also my aunt gave me the water bottle.
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Is there a reason your mom isnt sucking dick for extra money? I dont even mean straight up prostitution with strangers. Theres no reason for you guys to be homeless as long as your mom is alive, (though dead she could bring in some clients with expensive tastes if you understand). a female, no matter her physical appearance or mental attitude should never be homeless. Ever. She CAN pay the rent with a few blowjobs. She CAN get the utilities paid with some anal in exchange for bill payment. she CAN do mostly harmless fetish shit for paying clients. they dont even have to be strangers or niggers. they can be the men you both already know. those men WILL agree to help your mom out if she helps them out. even if they are married they will pay to fuck her.
if they arent strangers they are just friends she wouldve slept with after a few drinks anyways. might as well get a little lifestyle boost in the process.
get with the program son. she either has to step up or you do.
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>>737116692
She's 54 and disabled plus she wasn't raised to be a slut.
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>>737113222
You mom? Pathetic, get a goddamn senior credit, pay rent
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Anon, if the story that I've seen a few times is actually true, I feel for you and your disabled mom and I hope for the best for you guys. I've been there and finally I'm doing well for myself and my family. Keep your head up, sometimes things work out for the the better.

Also where are you located?
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>>737113679
Absolutely. Foresight is one of the best tools in your situation.

I genuinely hope the best for you.
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>>737114346
Stolen
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>>737116803
She would learn if she cared about you. Listen to this song together:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6SS7JDVRo0
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>>737116803
54 and disabled is a great set up for a married man with children and a career. It doesnt make her a slut to charge friends for fucks. it just doesnt and that miondset really pushes my patience with you. dont you understand that sluts get more respect from society than homeless prudes? dude, im not even trolling you. its just a fucking dick in her mouth. thats it. she probably wouldnt even have to swallow anything. just spit it out afterwards. thats easily $100 from a married friend. every single time. one hundred bucks. assuming you want a basic place to start off and dont mind shabby neighborhoods, at $100 per blowjob she could probably blow just a dozen guys and youd have enough money for rent, utilities and deposits to get you guys a real home to live in. she will have to suck some dick until the ssi check gets approved. its not slutty. its networking. if she wont do it you could probably get $200 per suck meaning you get back on your feet with half the dicks she would need. Why? married straight men will go to get lengths to keep secrets about young boys. good luck brother. just pretend its the cock of a trap in your mouth. youll get over this hump in no time.
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>>737116692
Kys already you autist.
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>>737116888
Harwood Heights Illinois I have a YouTube vlog documenting our life.
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>>737117343
Just shut up anon, your point has been heard and you need to understand that it's a fucking stupid one.
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>>737117343
Have you heard of things called STDs and HIV?
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>>737117454
link?
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wait a fucking minute...math time...shes 54...dude...that means you most likely are between the ages of 25-35 years old...AND YOU WONT SUCK DICK TO SURVIVE????????

No fucking wonder youre in the spot youre in.
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>>737113222
Go to a homeless shelter and seek help.
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>>737117502
Right on!
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>>737117563
I'm actually younger then that.
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>>737117343
lol
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>>737117548
https://youtu.be/VyKFS6GhAgM
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>>737113222
Don't ever give up anon. Look after your mom.
Stay clear of drugs and alcohol.
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>>737117608
Really? and you say she doesnt get around? bullshit.
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>>737117690
Im her only child and I'm 21.
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>>737117682
Thank you and I always do.
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Do you panhandle?
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>>737116006
Ya, that .99 cent expensive tea idiot
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>>737117948
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>>737117647
thnx, gl.
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>>737117567
I don't understand why you aren't working your way up through the system OP.
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Hey /b/ro if you're anywhere near Indiana I've got a spare room for you both to crash in.
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>>737113915
it's true ?
Watches at $ 0?
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>>737115675
That's priority number one before money food water shelter?
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>>737117563
You are really fixated on this subject bud, no one thinks you're funny but you.
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>>737118340
yes
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>>737117343
This. When I was homeless for 4 months I tried making ends meet with busking but failed and ended up sucking off a LOT of strangers for between £100 and £120 depending on if they looked like they could do better than some pre op trap
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>>737114008
>mom and dads second home
Fixd
How's summer goin for you kiddo?
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>>737118643
awesome story
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How can I send you money?
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No one ever offers useful advice to this guy....
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>>737113222
never considered to enlist? or even at an emergency sevice
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>>737114008
"families" second home, nice kid. that's like my kid bragging about stuff, guess who pays the bills? not you kiddo. there's no success in being born into a good life, only luck.

it's this type of douchebaggery that got that kid killed in North Korea
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>>737118784
>>737118117
>>737117567
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>>737118910
>old fart
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>>737113222
so how did you end up homeless? was it always this way?

where do you sleep? do you guys panhandle for money? what state are you in?

you could always create a throwaway snap chat, give it out here and ask for money, granted you need a debit card and back account for that to work
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>>737113222
All the best mate, as long as you are trying to earn a living.
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>>737119034
great thing about age, it happens to everyone and then you die and then everyone forgets you existed. when you are old enough to face that fact, petty insults aren't effective
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>>737116415
99c for a decent amount of calories (although empty, still fuel) is a good deal.
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>>737119034
this is going to be a bad summer
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>>737119191
this. a fucking burrito supreme at taco bell is 2.69. you can get the same calories from a honeybun for 99c
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>>737117454
I feel so sorry for you, do you have a PayPal I could throw some money into?
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>>737113222
You should head to a general relief office when you can and get emergency housing and food. Then ebt and gr, $200 food $200 cash .
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>>737116692
airmax?
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>>737113222

I work in a library in the UK and we don't allow people to plug in their devices. You would be fucked living in my council authority.
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>>737118896
Yeah and Im a landlord so i know what the fuck im talking about. lip service pays the rent for a lot of females in this world. the smart ones anyways.
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>>737119305
I don't feel sorry for you, wan't to see a video of me burning a 50?
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>>737117343
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>>737119414
you realize none of us amerifags has any clue wtf you are saying, right?

is that like a homeless shelter or what fucko?
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>>737119449
you are literally societies cancer more than /b/
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>>737119449
>look guys im a landlord
>i seek validation
>plz rspnd
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>>737113222

Sounds like me, charging my phone and computer at university library right now.

Uhh... that table texture looks familiar. You wouldn't happen to be on the south end of illinois would you?

>>737113483
>>737118117

> its called an act of defiance, not laziness

>>737117567

They wont let you stay there long. Then you have to go sleep out in the bushes again until they'll let you come back.
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>>737119454
Yes, make it a $100
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>>737119706
>>737116888
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>>737119592
What the fuck is wrong with you men???????

Money is MAKE BELIEVE. It IS NOT REAL. Its value is entirely imaginary. virtues are also completely imaginary. What we do have is our time and labor. a woman that is willing to give you a REAL blow job to forgive an IMAGINARY debt and...you criticize me for being a fan of that delusion? fucking queers. all you have in life is time and labor. thats IT. NOTHING ELSE. women have the advantage in that there are things they can do with their time and labor that are very much worth forgiving paper money debts over.

thats not cancer on society. thats how society functions.
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>>737119449
>>737119666

I dont get why guys even want oral... ive literally seen no value or stimulation in it. I just want to stick it in pussy.
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>>737119181
enjoy your old pussy
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>>737118643
>>737117343
what the fuck guys whats wrong with your brain
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>>737117343
Not even samefagging but the dude has a point. I'd be giving some condom on blowies to deprived married hygienic fellows before I'd sleep under a bridge and eat shit I found in garbage cans. Might even take it in the ass if they were small enough once I saw thei size. Facebook be an easy place and a bit safer than Craigslist. Just send out some PMs but don't directly mention sexual favors for money. Look for guys who have a big family, more kids the better, and a good job that probably have a wife who is always tired and never puts out despite the "picture perfect family" Facebook image.
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>>737119454
>>737119795
there's no point in burning money, you could do it, take it to the bank and as long as the numbers of the print can be read, they will replace it.

I once burnt 3000 dollars in an envelope accidentally
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>>737119529

Your aggressive nature is baffling.

Is local government a term you're more familiar with?
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>>737119848
>>737117454
>>737117647
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>>737119866
everyone knows landlords on /b/ are obviously slumlords.

also, you are holding your beliefs as universal truths, that's not how it works.
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>>737119902
except my wife is 12 years younger, so that won't happen.
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>>737118877
I'm too fat to join the army apparently.
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GOOD LUCK HOMELESS BRO
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>>737119866
not going to a institute to get help but let your mother getting fucked
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>>737119120
I made a Movie on how we became homeless.
https://youtu.be/6DyU1X2fQyg
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>>737119985
perhaps but what do they do in the UK with homeless that would clarify your statement.

our local government just decides when stop signs should become stop lights, they approve things that get built etc..... our local gov's don't so much provide assistance, that's a state level thing.
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>>737119866
Completely agree... they're dumbasses... imagin how much a closeted married fag would pay for a bi 3sum with his mom and his 21yr old virgin asshole... probably enough for the, to start a new life. But no... imaginary morals and shit
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>>737120166
>>737119706
>>737119305
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>>737119296
ITT 13 year Olds who think you can survive buying food from liquor stores
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Seems like OP got kicked out of library... :(
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>>737119305
https://www.youcaring.com/mymomandi-823260
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>>737119706
Im actually on the north side of Illinois.
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>>737120226
he just said hes a fat fuck the army wont even take.you expect him to do anything helpful/ his lazy ass is almost certainly the reason they are homeless. she was no doubt taking care of his every neet need until she got disable and he still refuses to lift anything heavier than a phone charger. fuck him. fat homeless people. what the fuck? how can you be fat and homeless???? homeless people have to walk alot and arent supposed to eat enough to stay fat. nope. hes a lazy fat fuck thats 21 years old but is so used to being babied he would rather get (you)s on /b/ than suck a few dicks to help himself and his dear sweet mother out of a jam. its not his fault she decided to give birth to him now is it?
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>>737113679
A job.

You're never getting one of those
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Shit... Alex?
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>>737119414

Which library do you work at?
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>>737120310
I actually had sex when I was 17 with this real hot bitch. But now she's not hot anymore and had a baby already.
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>>737113222
i am homeless like you anon. do you get assistance? i saw that youre with mom, why doesnt she get disability? i am in the process to get disability and get declared mental but it takes a while to do. i got hit by a car last year and collected some insurance money that helped a lot. i want to get hit again and get more money but last time my ankle was in a cast for 6 months makes it hard to be on the streets. you have a sleeping arraignment? st vinnies or a shelter? i got lucky because my friend has a house so i live in his backyard in a old van and can use his address for mail. keep your head up anon and take advantage of the free money out there.
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>>737113222
Ill give you 1k if you let me impregnate your mom
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>>737120384
No I'm still hear. We come here like almost everyday.
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>>737120509
this is a good point
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>>737120509
I actually worked at sports authority in till it went out of business.
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Pic of yourself?
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>>737113222
Bless you and your mother, I hope things will turn out all right
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>>737120651
She is going to curt for social security.
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>>737119915
>Says not samefagging
>Still types in same rhetoric spacing and grammer
>Same Vernacular

K sure bud bud
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>>737113222
if you never considered to ask for a job i think its time
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>>737120651
St vinnies? Are you in oregon?
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Nope. Stop this thread until i get some answers. how does a fat person stay fat when homeless? HOW? Sheltors require you leave the premises during daytime hours and nearly every place has anti loitering attitudes towards youths niggers mexicans and the homeless. That means a lot of walking and moving around during sunny warm to hot daylight. exposed to the elements also speeds up metabolism, ditto for the walking. he should be dropping pounds like crazy. maybe they eat so fucking much even being homeless cant slim him down?
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>>737120680
Do they accept this? Are there other homeless people? I mean they're gonna note when you're never studying / reading there
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>>737120651
We sleep in the door way of a storage facility.
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>>737113222
Kys
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>>737120837
why dont you ask them if they have work for you to do?
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>>737120621
hes talking about the fact that you've never had a dick in your asshole. dumbass at first I felt sorry for you, but after viewing your replies, I don't anymore. You sound like a lazy fat fuck who wants mommy to fix everything. Get the fuck off /b/ and get a job and take care of your poor mother. Ive been out oif my parents house for four years. In that time ive gone to college, bought a car, got an apartment and have a wife. Jesus Christ man up
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>>737120257
although it documents the downward spiral, you should try to point out specifics.

I am sorry your mom is fighting for Social Security, that's actually normal. Hopefully it gets worked out and she gets it back dated.

With regards to you, take a job, any job is better than none. While many people won't agree with this, it's true. The reason is, having a purpose is better than not, it staves off depression.

You should set up a paypal anon, not all of /b/ is trash. Some of us have been homeless or near homeless and picked ourselves up.

The landlord guy was right that money is fake and meaningless but he wouldn't back up that claim by giving his "fake" money away.
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>>737113222
you and your mom should just kill yourselves. Nobody would miss you
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>>737120816
Well that's because the storage place we sleep in isn't far away from the library and store we go to. So we don't have far to walk.
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>>737113222
Gtfo of the library. Its not a fucking homeless shelter. You're just stinking up shit and making it a hostile environment for families, readers, and kids, the intended service demographic.
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honestly you should buy a bottle of multivitamin pills, with your poor diet i doubt you're getting the nutrients you need. would be a good investment to stay healthy and be ready when you do get a job you won't be sickly and fatigued.
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>>737120737places will give you atleast a months notice before this happens. You couldn't look for a new job during that time?
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>>737120893
yeah because people enjoy being approached by homeless people. and it's a two way thing, people who are down long enough don't want to bother or go through the emotional bullshit of asking for help
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>>737120821
We don't look homeless so that's probably why.
We shower at my aunts so we look clean.
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>>737120893
Because by the time we get there the workers have left. They don't know sleep there.
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>>737120972
>â–¶
holy fuck i hate you. you need to...um...maybe walk a little further to apply for a dishwashers job maybe? youre letting your mom sleep in a fucking doorway but wont walk past the library? holyfuck i hope chicago niggers find you both.
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>>737121021
he should eat my shit, I eat plenty of vegetables, I'm sure there are still a lot of usable nutrition in one of my turds. His mother can suck my cock and swallow my cum for protein
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>>737121051
so you have family with house? tha fuck?
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>>737120916
https://www.youcaring.com/mymomandi-823260
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>>737119305
Hello Juliette, why would you post your name on internetz, its dangerous thing to do
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>>737121012
lol that's impossible considering we shower at my aunts we don't look homeless. XD
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>>737120166
Bro go over onto /fit/ and look into water fasting
>loose fat, feel great
>buy no food, save all the money
>fasting is a natural state of the human body don't go all stigma on me
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>>737120972
LAZY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!
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>>737121051
>>737121046
forget about the emotional bullshit, if you look clean and behave like a person. dishwasher came from another anon, what about that? cant you leave your mom at aunts house while working?
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>>737121326
this
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>>737121042
I did and nobody was hiring. A lot of places are going out of business around here. Also my landlord died and the family sold the bullding and we had to go. So looking for a place to live and a job at the same time is hard.
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here I am actually considering donating this youcaring shit..... don't know if sad or very good scam....
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>>737121198
no clue what the link is, obv bait. the issue with my caring, i make enough money to not give a fuck what you think and have enough to give out on a whim :)
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>>737121152
I can't apply for jobs anymore because I too have applied for Social Security. I use to be on it from 6 to 18 but they took it away from me when I became an adult.
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>>737121363
man the fuck up and take care of your fucking mother. Why the fuck are you on /b/ right now when you should be out looking for work. Jesus Christ. Walk door to door and ask people if they need their car washed or yardwork done. Lazy ass fuck
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>>737121189
No it's a small apartment. We stayed with them for a bit but the landlord told them we had to leave or they would raise rent on them.
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>>737121363

You should be applying for a minimum of 15 jobs a day. Even if it's the same job over and over again. The Employer will get annoyed to the point where they will get you in and give you a shot, or tell you to fuck off, one listing to cross of the list.

You are not trying hard enough and I Don't believe your situation is as dire as your making out. I was homeless for a year and I did everything I could to change that.

Try harder.
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Why are you against trump?
Why the fuck are you both fat and homeless?
If they said youre too fat for army maybe walk 30 mins everyday, after 2 weeks you can change it to runing and voila in 2 months youre army ready?
Are you posting your vlog just to get sympathies so people will donate to you and you can keep being a lazy lardass?
Why dont you get a job at mcDonalds?
Why dont you ask people to mow their lawns for 10$ or whatever the price is in USA?
Why dont you become someones apprentice instead of filming retarded videos?
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HOMELESS AT THAT AGE?
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>>737113222
Nigger, I don't know where you are homeless but since you have access to the library and internet, do yourself a favor and google "Adverse possesion"+your state.

Learn how to steal a house legally. It is legal and quite easy to do if you do your research correctly.
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>>737121242
Ok you fat turdman Im going to give you real advice. Instead of settling for sleeping in doorways...thats your mom dude...shes sleeping in a fucking doorway!!!...why not borrow your aunts lawnmower and mow some grass dirt cheap? mow it cheaper than any mexican would think of doing it for. mow big ass yards for a gallon of gas and 20 bucks. working that cheap wont solve your home problems but it will get you in good enough shape youll take some personal pride to fix your situation instead of wasting away in a fucking doorway waiting for uncle sam to save you. not everyone gets approved for ssi even when theyve had their hearts operated on or limbs cut off or brain damage. sometimes they turn you down for years and years. i know one guy that DIED waiting to get approved and he had a disease that made him 7 feet tall with the heart capacity of a 90 year old smoker. He couldnt do shit but lean against walls so he would fall over dead and they still turned himdown.

listen up fatboy youre going to have to work cheaper than a spic and stop being a stupid nigger if you ever want to be a self respecting white man one day.
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>>737121198
>https://www.youcaring.com/mymomandi-823260

the payment account is not accepting payments
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>>737113222

TANF provides monthly cash stipends via Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) which is used like a bank debit card to pay for rent, day care, and even for the purchase of food.

Illinois TANF (217) 785-3300
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>>737121326
No I'm mentally disabled and my mom is fiscally disabled. I was able to work before because I had a cat who was my survise animal. But surrounded him when we lost our apartment my movie explains the whole thing if you just watched it you'd understand.
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>>737121600
apprenticeship... you are obviously not american, have no clue how our society works and need to visit here before telling an american how to live
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>>737121600
How did you find that picture?
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>>737121759
what kind of mental disability? does it impact your IQ?
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>>737121600
I'm mentally disabled I've said this a few times already I can only work if I have a dog or cat with me.
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>>737121759
The payment account for this fundraiser is not currently accepting payments. Please contact the organizer to notify them of this issue.
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>>737121950
couldnt send you a hundred bucks, tried twice.
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I hate this guy. "I was on neetbucks till i turned 18 and now im trying to get my neetbucks back because im so disabled i can operate digital equiptment, surf the darkest corners of the web and make my own videos...plus i can kick ass in every video game ever made and know every detail of the latest Young adult fiction...but i sure as fuck cant actually work so my mom and i are just trying to hang on till the feds restore us to our way of life because i have a reading disability and cant cope with the outside world and moms cat died and that really upset me and then they put the subway guy in jail because he quit eating their subs.please help."

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!! will they just nuke iust already?
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>>737121942
yes, if you watched the video, it would be obvious.
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>>737121759

Utter bollocks. I understand your situation.

You and your mom were milking disability and then the government figured you could actually work, so they cut you both off and because neither of you has any life skills... Well mom does, she's laid on her back before right?

You were job dodging benefit cheats and it's caught up with you both. Good. Now life begins for you.

Drop the special snow flake, 'i have complex needs crap' and start looking after your mom. Grow a pair and stand up straight.

Pack 4chan in and go look for a job you useless twat.
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>>737120795
100% swear on my mother's life in her sleep tonight I wasn't the same poster lol how is anything I said rhetoric to what else I said in the same few sentences and how they fuck else would you space sentences? And I have no idea what vernacular means.
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>>737117343
>its not slutty. its networking.
10/10
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>>737122032
did you actually watch his video? that's quality to you? it's obvious he's trying but it's also obvious there's a mental disability.

it's funny because at one point we all rely on our parents, he has a disability and relies on his mom yet you are willing to take it out on him.
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>>737121942
Something happened to me when I was younger so I have a hard time dealing with people in person unless I have a dog or cat with me.
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>>737122076
I'm not trying to be snarky, I'm doing some research to find some help for you and need to understand your situation.

There is a womens' shelter a little ways from you, at this address:

4241 W Washington Blvd, Chicago, IL 60624

Womens' shelters are often better kept, and they may be able to help. If you need cab fare, I will donate some money to get you both there. It sounds like your YouCare isn't working, can you fix it?

Because you are disabled, as well as your mother, this shelter will probably be willing to take you in on a crisis basis.
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>>737122194
if they werent such faggots they would know we are the walrus.
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>>737113222
Maybe you could afford an apartment if you weren't drinking snob water.
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>>737122284
im not OP, i watched his video, his thing with the service animals is a dead give away.
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>>737116415
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>>737121827
Youre telling me that you cant ask some worker, lets say for example some builder if you can help him out for few bucks ( carry tools to him, mix concrete etc ). Thats what i meant by apprentice in lack of better word. Or is it American society to be proud and not do those kind of jobs but rather let your disabled mom sleep in doorway?
>>737121861
Off your facebook Jake, you gave /b/ your name...
>>737121950
You can only work with dog or cat and you call that mental disability??? Is USA really gone that far, in eastern europe we have actual mentally disabled people ( ones who just cant think normally ) still working simple stuff. If i told anyone i can't work cause there isnt dog near me theyd laugh at me.
Fuck autism, fuck adhd and all imaginary mentall ilness that fat lazy lardasses use so they dont have to work and pick up gibmedats so normal working people have miserable pensions. Get over yourself, man up start going door to door and fix your shit!
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>>737122194
Vernacular means; the way you talk,write and express yourself that is distinguishable from how I talk,write and express myself.

^Look this is called a paragraph, you write in wordwalls with your words packed together that run on and on.

You could just take a pic of both replies to show me your (you) if it really means that much to you about not samefagging.
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>>737120384
see >>737120503
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>>737122210
>>737122211
>>737122194


Do not give him money, do not give him attention.

Do not feed the pigeon. Let the thread die and chase him out of his other threads when they crop up.


Anon champ you have to grow up. You have get yourself out of this situation. There is nothing wrong with you except you have retreated off into you comfort zone and now life scares you.

Look after your mom. But your getting no sympathy here.
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>>737122376
I can tell just from how he writes, but if it had been something specific I would have been able to link him to a certain business. Unfortunately OP lives in a very small, remote area. There are very few services. I'm not having much luck aside from the womens' shelter I linked.
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>>737113483
>>737120515
4chan

>>737113915
>>737116914
Reddit
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>>737122461
He's mentally disabled, 'champ.' Which is, you know, sort of detrimental to the whole 'suck it up' thing.
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>>737122461
poor and mentally ill people just need to be themselves lol
grow up. thats what i did so
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>>737122461
it's "you're" and the kids mentally disabled, can you not read?
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>>737120967
you first, post a video too
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>>737122210
I happen to know what im talking about more than you do. if he had ssi till age 18 that would have continued IF HE HAD BEEN DOING HIS PART WITH THERAPY VISITS AND FILLING HIS PRESCRIPTIONS. They ONLY end your disability when you do not comply with treatment for an extended period of time...like a couple of years...i know for sure what im talking about because i have 2 relatives that had the same exact situation...anxious kids drawing mental disability..(but superb gamers/ collectors/computer addicts). One did not go to his appointments or take his meds and he lost his check as aresult. the other did comply and her check continues uninterrupted and shes now 26 .yo.
So he didnt want to do what the doctors said he has to do and theyve suspended his check or he went to jail for more than 60 days. one or the other because you will not lose your check otherwise (cept for suspected fraud)
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>>737122555

He's retreated off into his comfort zone. That is all. He is perfectly fine, he's just work shy now. Sadly moms suffering because of it.

Let the thread die and shut down his other pop up threads.
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>>737122555

mentally disabled, yet on /b/...


Nice trips
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>>737122555
If you arent mentaly able to work any of so fucking many easy no brain jobs that exist today then you dont deserve to live, its simple evolution and natural selection.
And what would you call his mental disability of not being able to do shit without a dog or cat? Ill tell you what it is, its called being spoiled brat.
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>>737122079
My mom and i both worked. She worked from 1993 to 2016
And I worked from 2013 to 2016
So we are far from lazy.
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>>737121427
So why are you still here if you don't give a fu k? Go be productive somewhere.
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>>737122775
>>737122673
Oh hey there, Mike Pence.
>>737122857
>>737122284
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>>737121827
They have several apprenticeship opportunities here for jobs that pay well above 15 an hour ppl are just lazy nigs
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>>737122300
My aunt gave me the bottle this is the second time saying this.
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>>737113222
I got a job for you and your dead beat mom. 5 bucks for her to sock my nob off and she spits the jizz in your eye. Hows that sound bucko?
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>>737122502
>le reddit vs 4chan meme xDDDD
Come on kid, your new is showing up
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>>737121600
Mow their lawns for $10 with what? Their teeth? Rented equipment? With what money? And how will it be carried? A rented car?
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>>737116030
No you stole it when you become homeless, hows that?
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>>737122376
Thank you.
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>>737122406
We have places specifically for disabled people in America. There are actually disabilities that require a dog you fuck. People who take seizures often have to have a dog with them because they can sense when one is coming on. Ever heard of a blind person? You're just a hateful faggot
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>>737122857
Yes you are. You have proven it countless times throughout this thread. Leave your mommy at your aunties house during the day, and go wash some cars and do some yard work. Jesus Christ it is so simple
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>>737120385
What's your mental disability? Mexican?
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>>737122687
>Mentally disabled
>On /b/

Um sounds about right to me bud.
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Your mom should go whore herself on Roosevelt st. OP best strip next to Mannheim rd
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>>737123051
Everyone who has a lawn owns a lawnmover, nowdays lawnmovers either cut the grass into small pieces which stay on grass as fertilizer, or they have that box behind in which grass goes. Or you have designated place to dump grass in USA?
To be clear, most people do not need to have their lawn moved, but if they see a kid asking if he can help out they will give ussually give him more than job is worth because its so rare to see someone so young take shit in their hands.
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>>737122461
I was raped when I was 5 so in case your wondering why I hate being around people in real life and need animals confort me and to keep from breaking down.
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>>737122665
I told my mom I wanted to work and I did because I had my cat wilts me all the time yes even at work because he was a LEGAL SERVICE ANIMAL.
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>>737121051
>We shower at my aunts
WHY AREN'T YOU ABLE TO STAY THERE?
GodDAMMit it burns me when you have family who should and could help AND THEY DON'T.
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>>737123130
There is huge difference between someone who has seizures or is blind and someone who is "autistic" or any of new "mental illnesses" which suddenly became a thing in last decade.
If you had enough brain cells to read and comprehend you would see i said there are people who have actual mental disabilities and they are still trying to work if they can, you would also know blind person isnt mentally disabled.
This just sounds like he was antisocial his whole life and now he thinks he cant do shit without an animal, as some other anon said, get out of your comfort zone and youll see everything is possible.
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>>737113222
How old are you?

What are your goals?
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>>737120898
Tuff luv thar boi
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>>737123529
>>737123529
local pet hostel? i dont knwo be creative and find a fitting job
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>>737122392
Loooooool I've never seen an Arizona over a dollar that's funny af what shecklestars
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>>737121363
>Also my landlord died and the family sold the bullding and we had to go.
If you had a lease agreement and he died before it ended, that lease was still in force and that family had no right to sell it out from under you like that. There's Renter's Rights dammit.
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>>737123569
They did but there landlord said we had to leave.
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>>737123266
Seeing that you don't even live in the USA, I'll let you know that not everyone that has a lawn has a lawnmower. If they do that's OK but a lot of people hire a Mexican guy to come by every few weeks to do all that lawn stuff with his own equipment. That guy will get hired over op and his mom every time unfortunately.
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>>737123652
I wanna become a movie maker. I like filming.
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>>737123723
Everyone in the building got evicted not just us.
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>>737123783
Okay, my bad. If they have lawnmower cool do it, if not go to the next house.
I took lawnmowing as example, you can wash peoples car ( please dont tell me people in USA don't have sponges and shit ), you can broom their driveway, you can clean their windows, you can help them carry some stuff if you see they moving in/out. There is countless possibilities, but yeah its easiest to sit on your but, post on /b/, shower at aunt, charge at library and wait for gibs to come back.
Even if gibs come back they wont last forever, and its better to start earning for yourself sooner than later...
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>>737123130
There are actually disabilities that require a dog you fuck.

Really?
That legal there these days?
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>>737124270
I actually used a cat. I got a lot of attention walking my cat on leash around my work.
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>>737123584
My point was you said they would laugh if you said you needed a service dog at work. I was pointing out there are reasons why one would need a dog.

You are right. Nothing is going to happen if he keeps this up.

>>737123529
You need to take your mom to the woman's shelter >>737122284
Mentioned.

>>737123266
He isn't wrong. Ask your aunt for a small loan. Enough to get a gas jug and a gallon of gas. Tell the people you don't have a lawn mower, but you will provide the gas. Ask for a reasonable price. The entire interaction time should be a max of 5 minutes per house. Asking, getting the reply, letting them know you've finish, and getting your payment. This will also help you lose weight. Don't spend the money unless you have to.

Several anons have mentioned ebt. You and your mom will around $360 for food expenses and probably $100 each for money expenses.

This should get you by while you save up the money. Do other odd jobs that don't require much social interaction. Offer to paint houses, etc. Post an ad in a local store window offering to do odd jobs for cheap, and give your phone number.

Eventually you'll be fit, and have enough money to house you and your mom before winter. Don't stop the odd jobs until you can get a real job or one of you get your social security back. You'll be able to find jobs like that year round.

You need to take this situation more seriously.
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>>737122918
Nvm it's confirmed he's definitely a retard
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>>737124345
You fucked a cat?!
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>>737113222
I really enjoy working 80 hours a week so you homeless bastards can leach off of society.
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>>737124469
No as a service animal
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>>737124356
I know there are reasons, maybe you understood my words differently than i wanted since im not native english speaker. Ofcourse people wouldnt laugh if i was blind or had some serious illness. But all op stated was he cant work cause he doesnt have cat or dog near him ( which sounds like made up thing to me, maybe its because of culutural difference idk).
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>>737120509
Based anon is said what we all had on our minds.
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>>737124538
I'm not leaching. I actually have never done any hardcore drugs, I've actually worked before and I don't drink any alcohol. Not all homeless people are drug addicts or lazy.
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>>737124769
I wouldn't join the army even if I was skinny.
I'm not gonna die for another country's oil supplies.
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>>737124819
>not leaching
So you did pay property taxes to support the library system whose electricity you use to charge your cellular device then?
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Sigh...if you legally require an animal in oreder to work then employers are legally required to accommodate you. Its called the americans with disabilities act. the problem you are probably having is the work you actually qualify for is most likely in the fast food industry and i bet the ADA doesnt require employers to put coworkers and customers at health risks to meet your needs so you can box scoops of french fries four hours a day. so you were molested at age 5.thats a tough thing to deal with but, really, it doesnt have to be. the past is truly imaginary. it only exists if someone else agreees with you or its been documented by film or audio or official records. animals will not protect you from being raped again. get up and start asking to clean old ladys storage building s and attics. little jobs like that will make you feel better. you will be a helper for a private homeowner, not working with the public or others. just some old lady standing there telling you to not break her collection of bells and spoons. you gotta stop thinking helpless from the start.

go give plasma. thats like $40 right there. maybe 60 since youre fat.
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>>737124962
OWNED!................LEACH DETECTED!
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>>737124937
The only reason i won't join the military is because there's no real money in it. If they let us pillage the resources of the countries we invaded however....
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>>737113222
>>737124356
take these words very seriously anon. You do not want to be in the same situation come winter. ACT NOW ANON and Godspeed.
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>>737124722
I believe he said social anxiety from being raped at 5. I don't particularly disagree that having a service animal for that is ridiculous, but it's likely he actually got the certificate from a doctor. He should have been through therapy and given anxiety medication instead.
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>>737124962
Hey we read books and stuff hear too we just don't sit around,
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>>737113222
:(
Good luck. Isn't there any way you can find accommodation?
Where do you live?
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>>737124937
You're a goddamn idiot. Take the aptitude test. They will train you to be a mechanic, which is a real world skill. I am sure you're not THAT fat. I took the test and was qualified to make optical lenses for bino lenses and weapon sights, sonar operator on a navy vessel, so many more. Just do SOMETHING instead of waiting for this amazing solution all these whiteknights on here wanna see happen.
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>>737113222
You can afford a phone and other rechargeable shit. You both have fucking drinks. Why the fuck don't you and your lazy ass mother get a fucking job instead of bragging about how fucking worthless you are on /b/?
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>>737125063
People are evil and half of the posts on here prove it. I don't trust other people accept my mom and family. I will only work if I have pet beside me to help deal with my anxiety and depression.
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>>737124356
Just give up man. This kid is a fucking moron. He doesn't want advice or helpful suggestions, he wants sympathy and something for nothing.

Frankly it's fucking insulting to anyone who's really been outdoors with no family and no money and had to fight and scrape like hell to make a better life for themselves. Fuck this clown.
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>>737124699
>There are actually disabilities that require a dog you fuck.
>I actually used a cat.

I guess "service animal" is a nicer way of putting it...
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>>737125063
Good advice, but he doesn't wanna lift anything
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>>737125216
Meds make me zombie like the animal is much better. My cat keep me calm and happy.
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>>737116803
Just raised to be a failure.
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>>737125354
The ones you consider evil are the ones who are telling you to get off your lazy ass. all you want to hear is "oh poor you" and receive handouts. Fucking millennials. You are not entitled to shit and need to work to improve your situation. The longer you stay here on /b/, the more you are proving their point.
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>>737125266
Hes waiting for his ssi check to be reinstated and for his mom to get hers. maybe hes a little bit of an idiot due to learned helplessness but that exactly what it is LEARNED helplessness. i betcha this was a way of life anyways...waiting for several weeks at a time to get the next check...i betcha he got a check and she got welfare...he lost his check for thrwoing a tantrum about keeping medical appointments and she lost her welfare...now they are sleeping in doorways waiting for the money to return. why? because its easier to suffer than actually fucking work. thats why. welcome to america in the 21st century. its easier to fucking suffer than get up to go to work. unreal. his aptitude is in the "I cant" categories.
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>>737125236
Harwood Heights Illinois
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>>737118340
Your main priority is fucking your mom? That's fucking sick. No wonder you're both dying on the street, mommy's boy.
>>
the videos made me sad.
youcaring works?
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>>737125321
We bought the drink with food stamps you fool.
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>>737115675
his mom had some thing i dont remember but i think she is disabled or something like that and the son takes care of her
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>>737125235
Great, read a book on how to write a resume
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>>737125571
"This fundraiser is not accepting donations. Check back soon!"
>okay then
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>>737125361
I actually have family that helps us.
They let us shower at there place
So we are a little more lucky then most homeless people,
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>>737125354
A lot of these posts aren't evil, they're just harsh. From your posts it seems pretty clear you need a reality check. That's what they're giving you. It's not the check you want, and that's obvious by the fact you're ignoring all the actually helpful posts. People are giving you solid advice. I even gave you advice to minimize your discomfort, while getting back on your feet.
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>>737125518
She worked for 23 years how long have you been working?
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>Op Make paypal/patreon/other chariy account and i would donate
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>>737125544
Checked dubs. Someone here said we we're evil. Maybe one or three of us here are, but the rest of us are trying to give advice. This thread is bullshit. Go work out or meditate or something OP.
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>>737125519
Another selfie evil person I would dare talk to in real life.
You don't know my life so don't assume it makes an ass out of you and me.
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>>737120972
>>737119706
>an act of defiance

this defies effort, for sure
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>>737125361
You're right. It's quite obvious.
>>737125723
My last bit to him
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>>737118117
There is no system. Welfare was ended in the 1990s by the Clinton administration. Best he can hope for is less than $200 a month in food stamps, but you need an address to qualify....
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>>737114346
buying that iPhone is what MADE them homeless. it was all of their rent money.
>>
I will pay 500 tofuck you while your mum watches.
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>>737113679
Thats a good argument. Man i hope you get a job.
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>> I hope this is green
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>>737119449
All landlords she be tortured to death. You FUCKING lowlife scum.
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>>737125940
It's an iPhone 6 I bought in September of 2015 we got evicted in March of 2017.
So you're wrong.
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>>737122502
i was waiting for somebody to tell that kid to go suck a dick for some money and maybe get him mom out on the street too

mom and son prostitute team
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>>737125860
We use my aunts Address and we get 375 each month.
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>>737125559

At least hes making sure his mom is feeling satisfied by something. Pretty noble.

If she finds another man nobody needs to know, except the /b/ullshit anons of course.

>>737115675
The two of you should stop using condoms too, they cost money or at least inventory space if you're getting them free from any public sources.

She's old enough that she's very unlikely to get pregnant by it.
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>>737125835
>>737125723
>>737125544
>>737125519
>>737125361
/thread/
>>
True story. I know a 29 year old virgin expert gamer that got a check his whole life up until recently. he let his addiction to anime and porn lead him down the lolicon path and straight into real pix of small children being molested. he says he is "toonsexual" and doesnt even like real females and has no interest in sex with a real person. he is now a registered sex offender AS A VIRGIN for his internet habits. Anyways, this stupid motherfucker has 40 years of prison looking him dead in the face for the next 10 years. he no longer gets his neetbux either and his sex therapist insists he gets a job. this motherfucker is a grown ass man...his grandparents and parents are KILLING themselves working overtime and selling shit at yardsales to pay for his fines and therapy/probation costs...and its a significant amount of money each month...and he doesnt care. hes surfing online again, playing vidya all day, and absolutley REFUSES to get a job for even one day a week...even though people much older than him are working themselves to death to keep him out of prison.
Moral: raise your kids to avoid handouts because they will rather risk prison or sleeping in doorways than work. No shit. Its sad as fuck what happened to young americans.
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>>737118910
Fuck that dumb ass in North Korea. Entitled pricks going to no go areas cus they think mummy and daddy will bail them out.
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>>737125860
>with minimal effort you can have all your food covered leaving you time to apply to multitudinous agencies for assistance with housing, medications, insurance, transportation difficulties and counseling

Yeah there is, it just doesn't work if you sit on your ass
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>>737113222
How did you end up being homeless
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