Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>737111150
I want to think of it on my own.
>>737111277
I'm a cook, not a chef.
>>737111302
Yes. What do you dread?
>>737111384
Ask Rory
>>737111479
The people I now work with, they turned really douchey and will throw anyone under the bus for their own gain.
>>737111513
>a cute
>>737111479
well, tell me what you think when you do :)
>Yui claimed
Claiming best girl.
Why doesn't your waifu have her own website, anon?
http://www.galko-chan.com/sp/index.html
http://www.galko.jp/
>>737111479
You speak nipponese, right?
>>737111715
>best girl
Doesn't even have her own website
>mfw best girl doesn't even have her own site
>>737111479
Are you really asian
>>737111396
>>737111479
>>737111513
>>737111626
>>737111647
>>737111661
>>737111715
>>737111791
>>737111821
>>737111910
Checking these trips
i forgot what i was doing
if you're looking for a hooker, grab camera and tell them you wanna take nude photos of them this is not illegal and 99% of undercover cops won't let you take them, but 99% of hookers would for a good price.
>>737111647
They sound either stupid, or your work is stupid.
>>737111661
Describe Yui to me, and I might think of something.
>>737111821
Yes
>>737112101
Yes
>>737112342
You know this how?
>>737112514
tis a secret
>>737112514
Can you translate a mango for me o:
>>737112514
Both are stupid....
Time for work, Ill talk to you guys later.
Back kinda, claiming the best horror loli waifu.
Hello friends
>>737112877
Hold up sir. Is that girl a minor? You have been registered as a sex offender and are being arrested.
>>737112514
you'd have to watch the show to get an actual understanding of her character. it isn't really easy to describe her
>>737112877
hello
>>737112877
Hello friend.
>>737112514
I lied, work called and said to come in later...
>>737113040
Sir, that imoji is illegal and you are being arrested for possession and trafficking.
>>737112877
Hello smol one
>>737113040
He's a government official
>>737112877
>horror
i thought she was a sweetheart
>>737113152
>in russia on foot catch you!
>>737113391
In soviet Russia, democracy is myth.
>>737113607
is that a bad thing?
>i don't follow politics as much as i should
>>737113696
Putin is god
Disagree?
>gulag
>>737112613
Are you a cop?
>>737112617
Since you posted face, no.
>>737112636
Bye Hitagi.
>>737112877
Hi Vampire-chan
>>737113079
Hi Hitagi.
>>737113044
Well darn, not even a short description?
>>737113391
>this picture
i love the internet
>>737113858
Yup haha, I imagine I wont leave until 2 in the morning now, but not doing anything this morning is nice.
>>737113185
Government officials aren't above the law
>>737113152
Don't worry sir! This imoji has been registered and I acquired it legally.
>>737114034
Only when the public finds out
>>737113848
d-does that really happen over there?
>read definition of democracy
I don't think we have that here in america either
>>737113858
you know i can't tell you that...
holding down F8 while booting into Windows XP for Safe Mode will often times reveal an administration account at the login window that by default is not password protected
>this is how the FBI used to get into people's computers back in the day
I don't know if it still works with Windows Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, and 10.
>>737113860
racist :o
I binged watched Future diary yesterday and sunday. I am a reserved person, I never talk about my emotions/feelings. I even try to suppress them but god fucking damn, this show made me cry like a bitch in heat. I like it alot.
>>737114145
I'm kidding, I don't live in Russia
>>737114236
makes sense, you'd have to have no personality to enjoy that
>>737113858
Aw man. I'll do anything. Plus it'll be helping other anons too because they might want to read the Galko-chan mango! We can make our own scanslation business!
>>737114236
Jesus what a pussy.
>>737114145
>admin with no password
My mom's window XP had that o:
>>737114145
Works all the way up to 7, havent had to try and do it with 8-10.
>>737114236
Does this mean that theres another Yuno?
Archives took me over an hour to complete, and my completion time for the attempt that actually finish was 17:41.
>>737113858
>airheaded, borderline autistic
>sweet
>fast capacity for learning
that's all I can think of off the top of my head
>>737113040
She's completely fine. No problems here officer. Move along now.
>>737113044
Chocolate yui
>>737113079
Long time no see...kinda. you were involved in a "health and welfare?" Is that where they just search everyone's room looking for contraband?
>>737113185
Hello clock eye. Glad.to.see.you back regularly
>>737113391
Oh my my...hello good doctor.
>>737113858
Rems! How are you. Just for your info you pissed someone off today because you named me vampire. They were thoroughly annoyed and confused
>>737114281
I enjoyed it
>>737114236
kasugano tsubaki is best mirai nikki
>>737114258
i heard it was a lovely country
>>737114434
why were you spying on your mother?
>>737114436
do eet i will wait here for results
>>737114544
hehe come be my nurse
>>737114584
When I was a teen that was the computer that we had.
>>737114621
You are in luck. Koume loves nurse outfits...and so do i
>>737114544
Yeah, then they decided everyones shit was dirty and we spent the next three hours cleaning. Is what it is, get to spend my night staring through the green goggles though. Been a minute since I have done that.
>>737114584
Not with 10, there is plenty of password generators out there now though. Just have to look, or another trick I used was booting up the pc through puppy lynix and digging through registry keys.
>>737114544
I.wouldn't.be.so.sure.it'll.be.regular
>>737114740
Is Koume a reverse trap?
>>737114635
you're lucky is the OS better than the crap we have today?
>>737114740
w-what is that lead pipe for? and why does she have all that blood on her...
>>737114825
...are you a hacker? please don't hack my computer
>>737114899
so lewd...
>>737114003
I figure you can just relax.
>>737114145
Only you'd know that.
>>737114434
Do it yourself. It isn't hard.
>>737114516
I think I'll stick to Yui.
>>737114544
I'm doing good.
Who did I piss off?
>>737114740
Cute blood
>>737114899
No. I did it when I used to work at a pawnshop. Had to remove the passwords for resale.
>lewd
>>737115060
Tis the plan for now, sit here talk to you guys and watch some king of the hill.
Wish I had nurse pictures to play.
>>737115060
I don't know any kanji ;-;
>>737115036
ahh! i didn't know! I just clicked on it
>>737115060
Just write down what you learn in life and pass it on to people.
Eating a cup of raw spinach a day before your workout will heal your sore muscles much faster.
If you live in an apartment building use cold water from your bathtub to cook food with, there are usually two boilers in an apartment building and water that gets sent to the bathrooms don't have heavy amounts of chlorine in it.
When eating chew your food thoroughly and eat slowly to counter fatigue after you're done with your meal.
>>737115136
did you ever find anything incriminating on the computers?:
>>737114544
only valentines chocolate I want <3
>>737114740
looks like she just killed a patient.
>>737115060
Juisexual it is
>>737115488
>CP and fake ID templates.
>>737115742
you don't happen to have it do you?
>>737116222
Nope, I dont like the idea of prison. That was years ago too.
>>737116412
darn.
did you have to turn it in to the authorities?
>>737116601
i hope they purge all the illegals from my city first, i need a job
I love killing people
>claimed
>>737116518
Yeah I did.
>>737116601
Get all of the illegals.
>>737116872
that sucks i would have kept it and posted it on /b/
I have a thing for readheads
it's a problem
My birth certificate is ripped, can I get a new one? :o
>>737117498
Yes
>>737117609
where you been? ok good
>>737117498
No, you don't exist anymore
>>737117677
Here
>>737117697
:I
>>737117719
me and mugi_chan missed you
>>737117802
I saw
Who's mugi_chan?
>>737117498
Yes.
>>737117434
You do you, like what you like friendo. Not a problem.
no one is going to claim my fursona.
>>737117975
>Not a problem.
at least not a crippling one
>>737118302
Fukken stolen tbh
>>737117434
red hair spells trouble
>>737117975
I want to keep this one though, it's cool. I was born at 10:33am
>>737117851
did you miss us? :o
>>737118573
Often true.
I just cant help it, i get pulled to red hair, and crazy like bees to honey
>>737118688
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>737117103
Hi angel
>>737118852
.-.
>>737117975
hmph, you ignored my bait, good for you
>>737118837
does this mean you will one day commit crimes against waifu?
>>737118866
good morning anon! how are you?
>>737118951
How do you miss something that isn't missing
>>737118357
Only a problem if you see it as one.
>>737118688
I mean you do what you need to.
Now I really do have to leave for work. Bye friends.
>>737118952
That I did friendo
>hitagi
>>737114825
That's the worst. On a Monday/Sunday too? Then wonder why retention is low.
>>737114831
Plz.dont.mak.fun
And....no I don't think so.
>>737114899
Well for a Nazi doctor I assume that's par for the course.
>>737115060
Thank you thank you. Someone. They did not I'd themselves
>>737115719
Maybe she did. She's not had a alot of training probably.
Sorry for the slow replies. I should pick it up now
>>737118974
we didn't see you in thread for a bit
>>737118952
>does this mean you will one day commit crimes against waifu?
I would never
I think
>>737119115
I was here the whole time
>>737115136
It's a good kinda relax ain't it?
>>737115408
Then learn.
>>737115488
Interesting.
>>737115719
What?
>>737119103
How did they type?
>>737119272
Y u gotta be so rood
I'm bad at learning Asian languages
>>737119272
Oh btw the person Koume is talking about is me.
#ProudToBe <3 <3 <3
>>737119180
must have missed you ¯/_)ツ(_\¯
>>737119007
rude!
but in all seriouslyness i probably wouldn't call the police on them, i just can't bring myself to do it, i don't want anyone to have to get into trouble, so I'll just ask one of my coworkers to do it
>>737119103
i read that german physicians helped so many people with their modern practice. best in the world
>>737119137
Do you like Satania, or that girl from DAL too?
>>737119272
If you ever start a family and live in a house in a rural area you may want to invest in Medeco locks for your front and back doors.
>they're used for my apartment building and criminals try to break them all the time but always fail
>>737119591
I wasn't posting
>>737119643
that's why we missed you -_-
>>737119103
Or maybe the producer wasn't spending enough time with her...
>>737119272
I had renamed my filenames "Juisexual" but it didn't feel right, so I changed them back.
anyway, what're you up to?
>>737119429
The only hard Asian language is Vietnamese
>>737119548
Why were you mad? Or jealous? Or what?
>>737119607
Have they ever tried using a hammer to the window?
>>737119720
Playing some TF2 because bored.
>>737119607
>Satania
dunno
>that girl from DAL
If you mean Kotori the Efreet then yes
>>737119999
>Quads
Rem is now yours. This is confirmed.
I've never played TF2, although I've heard a lot about it. is it really that fun?
>>737118952
Hi angel
Bad like usual
I want dis one
>>737119720
Those filenames are best anyways.
>>737119607
Kanade a cute!
>>737119999
Vietnamese is a piece if cake lol.
But I grew up with lots of people speaking it around me. Japanese has confusing as fuck kanji
>>737120215
TF2 is only fun if you have like a jillion hats
>>737119999
they have- whoa 9999's!
they have but they don't fit through it.
>>737120055
Kotori is best imouto <3
>>737120288
why bad?
>>737120388
you back away! she's mine!
QOTT:
What's the best thing about your waifu?
>>737120788
She's a girl
>>737119607
They most certainly did. Little dark secret of the medical field.
>>737119720
I spend more than enough time with her. P-san can fuck off.
>>737119999
Im not sure how they typed. Short replies. Used the phrase "avatar fags" condescending replies. Also....look at those 9s
>>737120639
But I want to give her a hug.
>>737120788
Don't got one.
>>737120345
>Not best zombie girl
>>737120388
really? how so?
>>737120411
it doesn't sound like something that interests me, but now my curiosity is peaked.
>>737120843
ooh... what if she wants you to be her P-san? does current P-san still fuck off?
Hello everyone how are you all?
I got stung by a jelly fish today
>>737121141
Did you get someone to pee on you?
>>737120833
That's ehh, well yeah. Can't argue with that..
>>737120851
How short is Konata?
>>737120871
But this is a waifu claiming thread, anon.
>>737120788
She stalks me, it is cute
OW! and her eyes are pretty and so is her hair and she is faithful
>>737121230
That is for sea urchin so no
>>737121325
HI saya
>>737121087
I continue my current role as P-san. Old one is dead.
>>737121141
Sounds like an.... ADVENTURE!
>>737119999
I just did that didn't I?
>>737120215
It's fun, but can make one salty.
I'll lead the way for you.
>>737120411
If you know what the roots mean, it's simple
>>737120639
Break the walls.
>>737120843
Look at that Vampire.
>>737121325
I can't help that I haven't found one...but I still want to chat.
>>737121087
I don't know actually, but if they changed it'd feel weird to me.
>>737121496
It was I also swum throw some under water caves
>>737121141
Bad
>>737121668
why -_-
>>737121841
ay papi go suck a dick.
>>737121496
so she DID kill him.
Sounds like you'd make a better P-san anyway. Profession-change is imminent.
>>737121590
I know the feel. If it's a FPS, I definitely understand.
>I'll lead the way for you
sorry I'm retarded pls explain
>>737121624
yeah. when I changed them it just felt wrong. I get you.
any reason why?
>>737121841
How do you know who i am -_-
>>737122244
hi nothing
nice numbers
you always reply "bad" to people -_-
>>737122010
Whose?
>>737121412
Wonder if she's shorter than Saya..
>>737121433
Hai Yuno. Stalkers are scary though..
>>737121624
Fair enough.
>>737120843
and here i thought the jews were liars...
>>737120871
i'll be extremely jealous, anon.
>>737121141
i wish i were a jelly fish so that i can sting you affectionately
>>737121325
yep girls are the best
>>737121590
too much noise and resources and someone will call the cops.
how are you?
>>737122334
Hi not something
Not always :o
And i could be someone else -_-
>>737122527
Fine I won't. Can I feed her mapo tofu?
>>737122511
Yes but it makes me feel warm and protected and it puts my mind at ease that she isn't off with some one else (As you can see my last relationship left me with some insecurities)
>>737122527
Awwwwwwww! Thats so sweet you adorable little angle you!
>>737122550
Was I wrong?
>>737122511
Is Saya's height not known?
Oh my, I can get the Duck Dynasty game for only $10?
That's hard to pass up
>>737123407
Get It!
>>737122527
...they are.
>>737123407
I heard it's got a great story arch. You try and win over the affections of different member. It's a great dating sim
>>737122018
Kill?!?...his whereabouts are simply unknown.
>>737121652
Nuts to that. I open water is bad. Swimming in a cave is literally 2 steps away from death.
>>737121590
Look at this vampire.
>>737124040
I'd save $40 on it
>>737124135
I'm not good at dating in games, pretty sure I fucked up in Persona 5 by ending up with two people
>>737124255
Sounds like a win to me. You can go to the ho-down barn dance, the Crawfish boil, or duck hunting with any of the characters in the game. Duck hunting isn't he optimal ending
>>737124135
coming from a gov. official, that statement is pretty heavy.
speaking of gov. officials, I started playing goldeneye and I found out that while i'm better at it than I thought, some of the levels (bunker/archives) are on another playing field, even on the easiest difficulty.
>>737124255
VNs are one thing because you can just make choices centered around one girl, but full-on dating sims get really complicated with all the shit you have to do to win a girl over.
>>737124135
It was dark to, pitch black and I was the only one without a light to see so I just had to rely on them
>>737124255
sounds good to me 80% off
>>737124450
Sounds like a right good old time, I just hope I don't accidentally get the bad end
>>737124492
I don't play dating sims
Reality works just as well
>>737124562
I just wish it had co-op
>>737122018
I will teach you the classes and how they are.
>>737122527
Makes sense. I'm doing okay, you?
>>737123407
I found Sparking Meteor for $23, the US version is usually $50+
>>737124135
*cute
>>737125046
I don't know what that is
>>737124952
I would offer to play with you but all I have is my slow lap top
>>737125391
bump
>>737125046
teach me then, rem-sensei
also additional bump
>>737126660
You got an hour or so to waste on downloading?
>>737125325
Old DBZ game, still holds its ground to this day.
okay im back, kinda. sorry for the late reply.
>>737122710
no! only i get to feed her!!
>>737122874
now i'm all shy and stuff...
>>737124135
so they were lying about everything or just most things?
>>737125046
i'm so tired and i'm heading home now, its hard finding work in a sanctuary city
>>737120788
Nothing is bad about Galko so nothing is the best but everything about her is the best
>>737125046
Pls translate Galko mango for me
>>737126988
>Snugs you
Dose this make you more shy/
>>737126901
I never said I was interested in it, in fact, I said the opposite>>737121087
I feel like I gave the wrong impression by saying "teach me", sorry.
my laptop isn't one of the ones that can handle games very well anyway
>>737126901
Only DBZ game I've ever played was Xenoverse 2
>>737127130
yes! i'm not used to this!
>>737117434
>>737127312
well you are my friend so your going to get used to it cos I am a hugger
>>737127923
i like hugs but i am still very shy
>>737126988
More then 100% sure.
>>737125391
This picture is super tops. That's ridiculous. I'd never be in a death cave
>>737125046
Thank you rems. How are you doing? It seems like everyone is playing a game or two. I agree about the DBZ game. However my favorite one was where my brothers and I would just run at each other with our fists out in the backyard after watching the show.
>>737124952
You know what the bad ending is right???>>737124492
I saw you earlier talking about the statue mission. Brought me back to a much more simple difficult time. Also watching the angry video game nerd vindicated me a little with all those games that made me think I just couldn't play.
>>737126988
So mean ;_;
>>737128057
I know you are but you are going to be more confident after we rob a few places
>>737128197
well I did have a lot of air so I had lots of time in case of problems
>>737128197
statue was easy, controller just fucked up. bunker is hard because there are a lot of guards to shoot through, and since you're with Natalya, just being between Bond and the guards makes it real easier to either shoot her by mistake or have the crossfire from the guards kill her. plus there's a camera that you need to destroy or else an alarm sounds and there's an endless stream of guards.
archives has the same ton of guards, except all of the guards in the level swarm you in the beginning so you have to shoot just enough so that you can get to where Natalya is, and in the room she's in, you easily shoot her by mistake while trying to kill the guards. Ended up completing archives in 17:41.
good game though, still gonna play it.
>>737128581
Some of those levels are really brutal, I remember struggling as a kid a shitload to unlock some of the cheats. I think archives had a really nasty time limit
>>737128197
You become a vegan
>>737128197
well we're all human and i love everyone even if they were lying.
>>737128206
i'm the jealous type, i'm sorry.
>>737128475
for some reason my personality changes when i do awful things. people think i'm modest and overly considerate, but when i commit crimes a whole new side of me reveals itself. Does that ever happen to you?
>>737128972
Can I feed you?
>>737126988
My arms are dead still. Shouldn't have played that Blackjack.
>>737127011
No.
>>737127164
Well, that's a shame. What about side scrolling RPG?
>>737127291
Xenoverse 2 is a fun looking game, but I like the classics
>>737128197
I was suddenly reminded of when I dressed as Goku and threw a blue medicine ball at people yelling "Kamehameha, motherfucker!" At people. Don't know what I was thinking.
>>737120639
Cause :(
>>737128778
frigate was a bitch, too, because of how easy it is for the hostages to die. luckily I'm playing on Agent, so I passed even though one of the hostages died. and it's either frigate or bunker that has a 1:30 time limit, something I can't even fathom.
and there are people who beat these levels in less than a minute. Archives has a WR of around 17 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C58a6hsIkxg
>>737129107
>side scrolling RPG
the only game I've ever played that fits that is Zelda 2.
>>737128972
Well when I am doing something violent I get this tingling all over my body and it feels rely good
>>737129451
Hi, wie geht's
>>737129107
I'll actually suck your dick if you do. Or I'll be your slave and do whatever you want
>>737129734
That's fucking dedication right there.
Nigga would suck dick AND be a slave for his waifu
>>737129671
Hello fellow Yuno
>>737129837
I would do that if there was no waifu's involved
I'm the usual Erza anon btw. But I'll take Lucy as well since I have a harem
>>737129671
Ganz okay, wenn nur nicht die Klausur morgen wäre^^
und dir?
>>737130585
Hello there
>>737130854
Hey
>>737122896
No, but she's small.
>>737127011
So why do claim Galko if there's nothing special about her?
>>737129492
Maplestory is what I was thinking of
>>737129734
Still, no. I will happily read it, but I won't translate it.
>>737130142
Hello twin! how are you tonight?
>>737130854
Mir geht es gut, wurde heute morgen von einer Qualle gestochen
>>737129107
Wooow that photo is seeexy. Also dbz in 1999 was perfectly acceptable
>>737128972
Dirty jeeews, look at them cheeks
>>737128581
My favorite N64 game was No mercy. Top 10 4 person game on the 64
>>737128805
That's an awful ending
>>737128475
That's still mad sketchy.
>>737131322
I'm okay, enjoying one of my of two days off
>>737131026
Que Saya, saya
>>737131202
Rem-a lama lama lama lama ding dong
>>737130999
Wazzzzuuuuup
>>737131322
Autsch, noch mehr brennende Stellen. Tja, Berufsrisiko würde ich mal sagen.
>>737131202
haven't heard of that before just now ;-;
>>737131346
it's a cliché but my favorite N64 game was Ocarina of Time. I have more fond memories playing that game than I do for any other game I've ever played.
>>737131346
You should give it a try some time when you not going throw caves it is very relaxing
>>737131394
ow nice got any vidya to play?
>>737131593
Alles Teil des Jobs, es ist nur schmerzhaft, wenn es es in Wasser steckt
>>737129092
yes please, i'm very hungry
>>737129107
eat spinach! it'll repair your fatigue
>>737129136
awh come on you can tell me
>>737129671
like a ticklish feeling right!? i usually giggle and smile and junk
like this one time i slammed heavy door on some security guard who was trying to catch me and he said I broke his ribs, but i kept running with my loot. and I just kept laughing
>>737132005
Destiny servers are offline today, just bought borderlands 2 from steam sale so I might play that
>>737131346
i-is she eating jew meat!?
i want soooom e
>>737131026
Well I said everything about her is the best. She's the best as a whole.
Its like ass or tits. You don't focus on her ass or tits you're supposed to focus on her as a whole
>>737131202
Why? Please. I need you
>>737132166
What do you want to eat?
>>737129492
Yeah speedrunners are insane.
>>737132166
No I can't :o
>>737132005
Steckt? Did you mean sticht? Steckt means something is stuck
>>737132331
Wouldn't sully herself with such things. Gross.
>>737131802
Sure is. It makes sense. Great game, and lots of memories definitely are made back in those times.
>>737132005
I believe you. Really do. However I just stay cautious
>reading Stone Ocean
>1 page in and I already have a boner
Thanks Araki
>>737132904
I can't imagine enjoying a game trying to beat it so fast, though.
>>737133305
really puts into perspective how things have changed since then.
what're your plans for the night?