Top moments in your sex life. I have two. Had been saving up

fucking my gf in a 3some with my friend

>>737111431
Which hole did you take

>>737111470
we switched between getting sucked and fucking her pussy.also had her sit on my friends face as he sucked her asshole and she was sucking my dick

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24 y/o here who is dating an 18 y/o
She started her period last night but we still did it so we switched to red bed sheets and I got to finish inside her and I swear I could rappel off Mt everest with the ropes I shot.

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>>737111624
Nice body. Is she tight?

Would not be able to fuck a girl on her period, props anon.

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Fucked my wife the other night like pic related, as soon as I pulled out cause I couldn't carry fuck her anymore she gushed a torrent of pussy juice on the floor

>>737111362

I have 2-

being spit roasted by 2 big-dicked daddies for several hours...

and...having 2 chicks to play with all night..having them both suck my cock at the same time, fucking one while making out with other...lining them up doggy style and going back and forth and so...so hot all night long

>>737111624

period sex is the best

>>737113419
How did you manage two girls? Escorts? Backpage? I'm interested.

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>>737111362

Be with girl of my dreams, friends for years, solid 10/10 petite blonde with ass for days. She rode horses so her thighs and ass were of goddess proportions. Be fucking her from behind, her lying down on her stomach, pounding hard, knuckle deep in her asshole. She says "I'm gonna... come..." and she keeps orgasming as I pound her. Eventually she manages to gasp out the words "I'm gonna... pass out" and so naturally I fucked her even harder.

And she did. She just fucking passed out from coming so much. I had maybe 30 seconds of fucking a hot, limp body, really stretching out her asshole and pushing the tip of my cock inside there while she was unconscious. And the more I made her orgasm, the more she'd pass out and for longer periods. That shit was the epitome of pleasure for me.

I was very much in love with that girl, and in some ways I still am. Such a great fuck.

Needless to say, I made her pass out a fair few times after that and it became a massive fetish of mine, but it's very hard to find online.

>pic very related

>>737113228
Should have made her lick it up. While fucking her.

>>737113228
Love fucking in this position
> that slapping sound

>>737113669
>She just fucking passed out from coming so much.
Sure anon. She made a show for you, dumbo

>>737113618

nope- I was in Montreal for work and flirted with a barrista over several days and finally she said to meet her for a drink after I got off work...and then her friend showed up...and then I asked if they wanted to go back to my room (nice hotel) and smoke a little pot...and then it was game on...they got silly and flirty and started kissing each other and I just watched for awhile and then they both got on their knees and unzipped my pants...4hrs later they left after everyone had cum multiple times. One girl was hot 8/10 the other not so much 6/10 but I fucked her in the ass so she made up for it.

>>737113919
I need to get my ass to Montreal then

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>>737113831
Nice try, but no.

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>>737111362
Stop rubbing in my face your fucking trophies, you showoff bastards

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>>737111552

he

>not the good threesome

>>737114307
xcb

unironically being stepped, walked on and jumped on by like 4 really cure girls wearing combat boots

I'm wierdo and normal sex doesn't do as much as trampling for me

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1) not getting a single STD from
2) any of the 8 girls I've fucked all the while never using a condom

In a long term relationship now, having happily quit while I'm ahead.

Wife doesn't normally enjoy anal but got her fucked up on MDMA once and fucked her ass for 5+ hours. Ass to mouth and everything. Was fucking cash.

Got two too
1 I cheated on my ex with an amputee girl (one leg).. We fucked in the back of a cinema with two other couples three rows in front, did all the things. Deep throated me, fucked her ass and pussy and got her fist up my ass. No condom.

2 a week after breakup with same ex my best friend slept over at my place after going out and I got to fuck her and cum inside, also no condom.

>>737113831
I'm sorry you've never experienced this anon, I managed to do it twice to an ex, once she got going I could make her cum repeatedly with little effort. I think our record was around 15 times. She couldn't walk for an hour and I made her drink two bottles of Gatorade.

>>737113777
Checked...

She did wobble to her knees from the intense orgasm and proceeded to clean off my dick after she recovered. My girl was a champion that night.

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>>737111362
>>737114227

>>737115239
You fisted a girl in a cinema?

Definite top was when I was staying with my sister for a while and her daughter, my niece, gave me a handjob every day at least once while sister was at work. That was for about 2 weeks.

She wouldn't do anything else but I'll take what I can get.

>>737115630
No she fisted me while choking on my dick

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>>737113669
>I made her pass
>became a massive fetish of mine
hello friend

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>>737114495
eXtended CodeBook?

Always wanted to do butt play, but never got the chance until Linsay, kind of chubby, but a very pretty girl, we were fucking normally when I couldn't take it anymore and told her to flip over with her ass in the air, I immediately started eating her ass, her round cheeks and perfect little butthole drove me insane, I started licking and finger fucking her asshole, while occasionally playing with her pussy, I went to stick my cock into her ass, but she said there was no way... I wish I could've just forced it in... nevar forget dat ass

>>737115688
Thats um.... different...

>>737115688
Pictures or it didn't happen

>>737115688
Dry fisted? sounds rough

>>737115679
How old?

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>>737115954
Yeah, but anal is really amazing. It's like pooping a big turd but you keep having the good feeling of it. That's why I got some large dildos too, too bad my current gf didn't want to fuck me in the ass


>>737116038
No pics, I know it sounds too good to be true

>>737115876
Don't give up anon, first it starts with licking then a finger, then two, then your dick. Can't do it all in one night tho. Have her orgasm while you have a finger in there first

>>737111362

First time I actually got fucked I guess. He was railing me in the ass hard af, then just as he came he grabbed my ponytail and pulled, which sent me over the edge as well... it was awesome, I was sore for a week tho ngl.

>>737116136
Yeah, but it worked with spit.. Gotta say I'll take the Dick Rambone dildo easily balls deep within 15 minutes warm up

>>737113669

had a similar but noch as awesome as yours experience

fucked my slutty but still cautious gf in the ass for the first time. A lot of 'ouch's and 'slower's the frist around 10 minutes. then she hit a point where it suddenly felt very good to her and she got into it. I started to go harder and deeper and it was less and less complain. The last 4-5 minutes I literally fucked her as hard as I can. She's into rough sex so I'm used to fuck her really hard into her pussy but this ass fuck got even more intense. I rammed it into her to the base (I'm quite big) and kept going and it made her even more horny.

In these few minutes a few 'holy shit she is on adrenalin and doesn realize I'm tearing her inners apart' but then I thought about all this crazy stuff some girls put into there in porn and kept going. I came so fucking hard.

Afterwards she told me she never experienced a feeling like this before and that she was close to cumming when I came (damn it). best thing: wasn't even touching her pussy.

didn't manage to repeat it yet since I've got shitload to do (still on 4 chan, keks on me) but next time I will fuck her into coma just by anal.

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>>737115876
I did butt play with a pretty chub for my first time also. Something about the extra lbs makes them want it in the ass.
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>>737116314
Not sure if femanon or fag

ez

>be me
>gr 10
>trip to Europe with school peeps
>last day in Paris
>bro scores some proper fishscale coke, like a quarter ounce of the shit
>he passes me half and tells me this is my shot to lose my virginity
>says he'll leave, giving me the room to myself
>>>>>>yes please
>find one of the chicks I would bang and I actually talk to semi frequently
>at first she's not rlly on board, but will try the coke
>after like, 2 lines we fucking
>we snort the 8 ball and pass out after like, 5 hours
>probably the most sexually satisfied I've ever been

>>737116314
>Grabbed your manbun
Did he squeeze your limp dick also while railing you?

>>737116314
Hot

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>>737115838
/Thread

>>737116522

trans, so femanon IMO but prob fag IYO.

>>737116581

Nah, I'm post-op, so I ain't got one of those... intersex too, so what was there hardly qualified as a "dick" per se

>>737116588

Sure was.

My favorite ex gf was this cute blue eyed blonde white grill. She was 5'1 and about 110 pounds so petite thing but she had an amazing bubble butt. I took her anal virginity. I lubed her up good but it was still an effort to get my cock in cuz her ass was so tight. She cried as I pounded her virgin asshole and that just made me cum harder than ever. I will never forget how her asshole was gaped after I pulled out. I still miss that grill.

>>737116381
> spit
The universal lube

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>>737111362
> be me
> it's your birthday
> gf comes over for the night
> we both know the birthday sex gotta be special
> "so... what do you wanna do tonight, anon?"
> "how about anal?"
> we've done anal once before, it went pretty good but it did hurt her a bit
> she hestitates
> "Do we have any lube left, anon?"
> ohshit.jpg
> wasted last bits of it for fapping
> it's late at night and all shops are closed
> time passes as we think about what to do now
> I'm searching on the internet for the closes 24h pharmacy
> she suddenly starts taking my pants off
> grabs me by the dick
> "Don't worry anon, I just want you to be happy"
> gf bends over and starts rubbing my dick agains her butt
> ohmygoditshappening.gif
> Literally the hardest boner I ever had
> We try to do it from behind but it hurts her too much
> So instead she lies down on her belly
> By this time my penis is covered in precum and pretty well lubricated
> It goes in her ass smoothly as I lie on her back
> Keep fucking in this position until I come hard sucking on her ears

pic rel - kind of what it looked like

>>737112285
why not? Just don't take it out and don't look, best sex ever

>>737117108
you obviously never had anal and everything who ever had instantly knows.

don't you feel embarrased?

>>737111362
>Meetup with girl I have been flirting with.
>She hints that she is kinda sub, enjoys being dominated and a little pain.
>walk her back to my place after gig, stopping to tease her pussy in random places.
>almost home, finally think "fuck it"
>bend her over a rail in the middle of the suburbs.
>fuck until see headlights coming.
and
>drop acid with gf
>spend whole night grinding and teasing each other
>somehow end up naked on the couch
>run buttfuckin.exe
best sex ever.

>>737111362
I was 21. They were 19 and 17. They were kinda my step sisters. Both 10/10. Had a threesome. Best night of my life so far

>>737118108
Lucky, I only got as far as a hand job with my hot af step sister, 17 yo she was a little church girl, made me want to corrupt her even more.

>broke up with gf
>travel for business
>meet guy at bar in hotel
>talk, booze
>go up to his room
>best fucking blow job I ever received
>feces was money

virgin polish girl, 105 lbs wet, got drunk, and she asked me to save water with a shower, hell yah! I didn't expect much, but she went down on me and took it all. I gave her oral too, she was so wet, and squirmish because she never had it before, i'll never forget those petite thighs squeezing my head. and those wet, hairy lips.

>>737118646
at first I was like
>oh yeah

but than you said
>hairy lips

and I became all
>oh now

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>>737118646
>>737118812
I can't complain about a soaking wet pussy grinding into my face.

>>737111431
Cuck

>>737116424
Make her cum next time, she'll want anal everytime

1. My then gf giving me a handjob while fucking my car.

2. Same gf initiating anal. Straight from the shower. With no lube

>>737114566
Hey whatever floats your boat

>>737114735
> 8 girls
That's a low score

>>737115239
Did she peg you with her nub leg too?

>>737111362
Never had sex and don't plan on it. Closest I ever got was making out drunk as fuck and then throwing up on her.

>>737119354
>stopping to tease her pussy in random places.
>>almost home, finally think "fuck it"

Good job anon. keep going

>>737118480
Weird. 17yo one is a church girl too. Well, temple girl--we were living in a temple. 19yo one has always been horny tho and tried me a few times.

>only got as far as a hand job
A hand job is better than no job. Any chance you could still go further? A greentext would be nice

>>737116755
Pics?

>>737119475
Nah step father is long gone, and she went with him. Lost touch, still remember her tiny hands on my cock

>>737119220
>My then gf giving me a handjob while fucking my car.

What?

>ex blew me while driving. We pull over, happens to be church parking lot. sucks me clean.
fucking gallons.jpg

>current gf and I go out uptown, shes pretty hammered, horny, getting on tables wanting to dance with me in this short ass skirt. Literal blue balls. Finally fast forward to end of night, we are in drive though getting food, she starts stroking me through my jeans, can barley order.
pull off start driving, first place with big empty parking lot with no lights happens to be a church also. She slides her panties off and starts ridding me in her short dress. We get out and I bend her over by the door and have her head pushed against the window, fucking like a stallion. Shes doing everything she can not to scream, begging me to cum, I do and half cum inside her on the way out. period need week

ohhhhhhmygod. but really.

>>737119443
I have zero desire to have sex. It just doesn't register as one of my "priorities". I've got better things to do than sit around and obsess over getting my dick wet. I've had a fair share of opportunities too, just don't give a fuck quite literally.

>>737111362
matched with a girl on tinder, she tells me she's with a friend at a bar and they want me to come, i ask if we're doing a threesome as a joke and i didnt care to go to the bar anyways

they still wanted me to come and played it off as a joke, i did too eventually and went to the bar and met them, i flirted with them both because they had both nice hips and both pretty cute, so at the bar when in sat between them, both of my hands were feeling them up and i was flirting with both

eventually we went to their apartment downtown and in their shitty sofa bed we ended up having a threesome which started just by with me and the younger girl making out and having some foreplay

this image i will never forget and i really consciously captured because never in my life thought this would happen so easily

the image of me fucking one girl holding one of her legs

other hand is grabbing the other girls pussy pretty harsly and hitting her g-spot good and watching them both kiss each other and shit, its exactly what i wanted

>>737119776
low testosterone. I'd go see a dr.

>>737119776
I'm sure that's the reason you don't have sex anon.

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>>737113669
Do the same thing to my girlfriend all the time like every time we fuck sometimes i like fucking her when she's corpse like gets me off and i keep fucking her till she comes back around sometimes i worry and have to resuscitate her. Making a women come is easy, its also easy to make them orgasm i never thought why people were so impressed with making a girl cum.

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>>737111362
>>737114227
>>737115477
Wife from 3 years ago when we were dating

this is interesting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdP8TiKY8dE

>>737119776
>>737119917
>>737119929
How old are you? Young men should have lots of testothingies..

>>737119742
Fairly self explanatory, but I have greentext if required, as someone else asked for details in the past

>>737120402
Im 23, already been to a doctor before and my testosterone is fairly high. I just don't give a fuck. I've had plenty of girls come after me, no more than anyone else. I just purely do not give a fucking shit about sex. I don't want kids, I don't want a relationship, I do not care.

>>737120752
>0752 ▶
you make me jelly, anon

>>737111362
Watched my wife fucking a black guy. It was amazing.

>>737120752
I have the opposite issue. I'm always in trouble with my wife because of it.

>>737120752
I was like that, then I got drunk and fucked my best friend. A year later, still fucking but I hate that I love her and just wishing she'd end it or fuck up so I can go back to my solo life. I just think I'll regret it if I end it with no good reason.

>>737111362
Had a bunch of session with this Romanian escort who used to do porn. Probably my favorite time, she was wearing this fishnet body suit with a black latex corset, thigh-high boots, and choker. Put anal beads in her ass while she pumped her pussy, then lubed up her pumped up pussy and grinded all over me. Gave me a balls-deep blowjob until I came, then I fingered her and ate her pussy until I was ready to go again. Got her out of the outfit, then rubbed her down with oil, then fucked her pussy and ass in a ton of positions. Great times.

My other favorite was this blonde Dutch escort. 21, tall, slim, long legs, and the most gorgeous face I've ever seen. Blue eyes, just an amazingly gorgeous young girl. Overall session was amazing, but I fingered her to like 4 consecutive orgasms, and having that angel squirming around on my fingers was about the hottest thing ever. There's just something about making an incredibly beautiful girl cum, you just can't describe it.

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Got a few, but the first was never repeated. I was fucking my gf, and she wasn't on birth control, but she let me fuck raw and pull out.

When I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have anywhere to blow it. We were going to dinner afterward, so she didn't want me cumming on her.

Also, I had just bought new sheets, so I didn't want to fuck 'em up. So I blew the wad into my hand. She turned around and saw my problem, so she started lapping up the cum out of my hand. Slowly, while looking at me occasionally.

Something hot about cum sluts.

>>737120952
Post em if you gotten

>>737121092
Fuck a wife. Why would I want to intimately intertwine my life with someone like that? That's why I have friends. I don't need some extra special connection with someone. I don't give to shits about sharing my life someone. I don't give a fuck if I leave some kind of legacy behind or that noone will remember a goddamn thing I do. I'm not here for them.

>>737121246
True. Where did you find these escorts?

>>737111362

A few. One of my exs was a bank manager. We had a great sex life, blow jobs while I was driving, fingering her in the car, fucking her on the other side of a door with her kid talking to her. Best was the bank heist. I picked her up and her friend was manning the counter, she invited me to come downstairs to the employee lounge. Her eyes told me "sexy time". Went down, we fucked cowgirl on the break room couch, fucked her in both bathrooms against the wall and finished fucking her against the wall of the vault. She never got fired. Her friend 2 years later was my birthday gift once.

Some years later I worked for a hotel as the Director of Marketing and Sales. Was in the office late on my bday and the front desk manager walks by and says "Happy Birthday", I looked her dead in the eyes and said "where's my gift". We had flirted a few times but nothing major. she said "later" and walked away, i blew it off as more flirting. She came back in a half hour, blew me then took a deep one in the server room. We fucked on the regular for about 6 months before she got fired.

>>737121252
That's fucking hot

>>737121317
u mad w/ life tho, your typing is agressive and its understandable cuz you haven't fucked

>>737111362
> top memory isn't a good memory.. I was 5 and my 16 year old babysitter kept making me eat her out. Yeah yeah.. you're going to say I was lucky but damn, I was 5 and didn't even know what sex was. I hated it. It smelled and she would make me go down on her for a very long time.

>>737121338
The blonde is Gwenn on societyservice.com. If you're ever in Amsterdam and looking for a good time, she's amazing. Super sweet girl, too. Her face is blurred in the pics in her profile, but trust me, she's absolutely stunning.

The Romanian girl, she used to have her own site, but she's retired now and the site's gone.

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>>737121394
OP here

I used to work at a hotel as well just a front desk fag, but every random Sunday nights I worked I would let this tiny backpage escort blow me for a free room. Fucked her a couple times.

Also it seems a lot of best sex stories involve anal. Wonder what makes it so damn hot.

>>737121430
I'm just an angry person in general. People are stupid and that makes me angry. We've evolved a level of conscious thought that breaks symmetry with nature and we do absolutely fucking nothing with it. Our level of sentience makes zero sense from the standpoint of biological progression and yet we do nothing of value. We sit around obsessing about sex and money and all this other inane bullshit. We've reached a point of cognisant stagnation and if anything we're de-evolving

>>737111362
>Top moments in your sex life.


The Hat Trick
>be me
>breaking up with gf
>goodbye sex at 7 am before she drives home to TX
>fuck bud calls at noon
>her divorce is final
>we celebrate with a nooner
>10 pm phone call
>whacha doin? i was just thinkin 'bout you booty call
>balls deep in her 30 min later

>>737121252
what kind of a guy cums on his hands? wtf

>>737111624
>did it

>>737111362
Waaaaaaay too many to count.

>>737121691
It sounds better on vinyl right?

>>737113669
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>737121470
OP here again

Had similar story

>from age 8 to 10 I had a nany 27 yo petite latina
> when it was the weekend and were allowed to stay up late mom would be out
>nany would let me suck on her perky tits and rub her pussy
>no idea what sex was but it made me hard and she would sometimes touch me
>told me to keep it a secret
>too young to comprehend
>prob why I'm so into kinky shit and always horny

>>737121558
Nic, planing a trip to Amsterdam actually, a bro is getting married this fall. Wants to go for bachelor party shit, got any tips? Places to go? Avoid?

>>737121904
There are far better options for audio than vinyl

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>>737121746
I explained that. Fucking faggot.

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>>737122021
She had tits like these I still remember sucking on them.

>>737111362
>Top moments in your sex life.

Every single time I used my wit and charm to get a woman horny and naked.

>>737122209
If you are him,
>>737121317
then you really are a dumb shit with an over-inflated view of yourself.

>>737121558
No more Gwenn on the website

I was 19 or 20, started fucking a high school girl that was 14 when I was 18, we'll call her "girl A." She was a sexual deviant with daddy issues, I was the second guy she ever fucked and she let me do anything. I saw her regularly for about 3 years until I left for the army. We never dated.
Anyways, I met another girl who was about 16 in my neighborhood, we'll call her "girl B", and she was also a massive slut. One day girl b skips school, I pick her up and fuck her for about two hours without a rubber. I drop her off at home, and girl A calls me and wants to hangout. I drive directly to girl A, she sucks my dick clean, with girl b's pussy juice still on it, and I fuck her bareback. Best part of the story is, I discovered girl A and girl B were bitter enemies, and they never knew I was fucking them both. Makes me cum buckets thinking about it.

>>737117606
I have had anal several times with my ex without lube if it's the lack of lube you're questioning. She always wanted anal grom the side or misionary though.

>>737123056
I also fucked my the preachers daughter from my local church. She friend zoned me and couple years later noticed I was leaving for the army and suddenly had interest. I fucked her in every hole one time, and never talked to her again. Karma was sweet that day.

>>737122142
Really depends what you're into. I'm there on business several times a year and usually extend my trips and just party. So if you're looking for recs on museums or whatever, can't help you there.

As far as weed goes, not a huge weed guy so I don't know which places are the best, but avoid the really touristy places like The Bulldog, they're super overpriced and nothing special.

The window girls in De Wallen can be a fun time, but like half of them are just there to make a quick buck off clueless tourists and will overcharge you and give shit service. Always ask at the door what your money gets you and be specific. Girls like to do things like tell you it's €50, then when you get inside and have already paid, tell you that's only for a blowjob, and she's gonna keep her top on, and if you want to fuck, it'll be extra, want her to take her top off or touch her body, that'll be extra too, etc. There are some really great girls though, if you know what you're doing and how to find them.

Eat at the Thai snackbar Bird on Zeedijk. It has to be the snackbar, there is a restaurant called Bird right across the street as well, they are not the same, owned by different people. Thai Snackbar Bird is the best Thai food I have ever eaten in my life, and I've been to Thailand. It's a tiny little place with only 4 tables and a bar across the front and it gets super busy, but trust me, it's worth it.

There's a really good chocolate shop actually inside the old church in De Wallen, not sure what it's called, but they have a sign that says "ganache". Can be a bit tricky to find, but they have amazing chocolates. Best in town easily.

>>737122520
Im a pile of shit. You're a pile of shit. We're all terrible people because people are just inherantly shitty. I'm not going to sit around pretending like I'm better than anyone. I recognize that I'm a fucking twat. I accept that. The opinions or needa of other people just don't make an impact on me because I don't give two fucks a shit or a damn.

>>737123048
She's there, I just checked. Way at the bottom. You had me scared for a second there, I'm planning to book her for my next trip.

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>>737111362
I convinced my ex gf to steal her Young sisters underwear and clothes. Than i made her dress up as her Sister and fucked her with her little Sisters underwear still on, came buckets on this panties. I denied her fresh clothes or other underwear, made her redo her Hair so IT looked like her sisters Hair style, she then had to suck me off, and not look up do to not break my imagination of getting sucked by her sister. She ended up crying and never wanting to dress up again. I kept her little sister underwear, and i Made her jack me off with them often, she sometimes cried afterwards. Still use the as a cumrag.

When she asked me for some roleplaying, i doubt that this is what she had in mind.

Pic related, the underwear

this is gay

>>737123093
>I have had anal several times with my ex without lube
and that's where you need to quit your bullshit m8

>>737123301
You are right.
Sorry, my mistake.

>>737123415
I have often fucked my gf's ass without lube, when you do things right, it is not needed

>>737123351
Damn dude. You're a sick puppy.

>>737123678
Yes, i am, i really am

>>737123301

12h overnight for €2300, jesus...

>>737123415
It's different for everyone man. Instead of being bitter maybe you should start experimenting more. Are you the guy who thinks he doesn't want sex?

>>737122306
and your conclusion boggles my mind, you dimwit

>>737123719
I need more of that anyvideos that sounded hot.

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>>737123199
Thnx mate, good info! Here's my latest pic of the wife, enjoy

>>737123885
None that i can post Here, srry mate

>>737123856
>Are you the guy who thinks he doesn't want sex?
wat
also let me be bitter, I need to hand in my bachelor-thesis on friday and I'm very unsatisfied with the result

>>737123677
wtf I still don't buy it. The human ass has NO natural lube at all. It's dry as fuck there. If it's wet in your ass, you need to see a doctor. I'm unloading buckets of lube when fuckin my girl in the ass and sometimes it's still not enough. How tiny is your dick?

>>737124389
post them on xvideos or pornhub then

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>>737115838
kek

>>737119220
autoerotica

>>737120698
don't have to greentext the whole thing. just skip to the part where she was fucking your car.

Threesome with girlfriend and our female roommate while on a road trip

after boozing hard i broke my heel and got hospitalized.
on the third day started flirting with the nurse. turns out she's a whore so eventually ended up fucking her the whole second week of the hospitalisation in her car after her shift

Took a girl's virginity raw. I wasn't a virgin myself, but she was. We'd been dating a while and tried sex a few times but she was too tight and too uncomfortable. Eventually we got into enough that we fucked. I just slid into her without a condom and good shit it felt so incredible to take a virgin pussy and feel it wrapped around me. She was, understandably, a little underwhelming- but it was the sexiest thing and greatest feeling all the same.

>>737124528
First your girlfriend needs to relax more. Second your Dick produces some wetness and if you do It right your gf is gushing with wetness, wich will also drip that wetness down to your Dick that is fucking her in the ass (depends on position ofcourse).

That said, an asshole Will produce lubracant, but nowhere near the amount of a pussy

Cumming in my exgf when we weren't supposed to be having sex in the first place. (birth control not in effect).
Fking her raw the first few times.
Cumming in her ass.

Good times fellas.

>>737125150
Old? young? How were tits? Ass? Details boiii

Probably a MFFF I had when I was 18. Could never do that again.

>>737120201
is she fat now?

>>737127319
No see >>737124250
that was taken a month ago same night I came deep in her ass

>>737114465
This

Fucking on acid. Nothing is as good as the feeling of getting pounded while flying high on that stuff.

>>737119477

Sorry, no. I'm paranoid as shit about that sort of thing.

>>737111362

My GF and her best friend got drunk and started kissing each other. They noticed I was turned on by it and we all ended up in bed. I banged both of them and we fell asleep. For the next 2 years I had regular sex with the other girl until she got married.

>>737128471
Don't have to show face just want to see your feminine body

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>>737111362
One of my top moments?
Fucking my ex's 14yo little sister.
About 5'4", 110lbs, pale ginger.

> She asked me to boot for her.
> Wanted vodka
> said she could have one of my bottles
> drove picked her up
> drove to my place
> had a selection to choose from
> she picked and offered money
> I said naw.. It's okay
> she said she would feel guilty for taking the bottle
> I said "well.. You could show me your tits"
> aaand she actually did
> kept her shirt up.. I reached and asked if she minded
> didn't mind, so I groped
> said I would throw in a micky of whisky if she dropped her shorts
> completely bald, and perfect innie
> no hesitation.. She lets me touch too
> her breathing changes and she starts grasping at me
> so.. I went for it
> started licking her nipples
> and purposefully playing with her
> in moments I had her on my bed and was eating her out
> I'll never forget her trying to look at everything that was happening
> like a facinated child crossed with a deer in headlights
> I didn't ask.. Just crawled on top and forced my cock in
> after a few gloriously tight suction like thrusts
> I pulled out and came all over her little pussy
> we cleaned up and I dropped her at her friends

We hooked up over that summer repeatedly. Until she wanted to date.

>>737121961
It's still nice to imagine, faggot

Rammed my cock all the way inside my girl, she screamed and we had to stop. Shit was so cache

>>737128701
Damn, nice.

Top moments... Okay.

Once when I was trying stuff out my friend and I tried jerking off together. He was an asshole and thought chris chan quotes were hilarious, so after we finished up he does this creepy little chuckle and started quoting that video where he's all like "Ivy, me and my mommy will pick you up and I'm looking forward to the eventuality of you and I having our sex time... Family guy!... Family guy."

I shoved him off the bed and stole a pack of ramen out of his kitchen on my way out.

>>737116424
did you use condom? mine is worried about infections or some shit

>>737125418
ok I agree with you that you can actually use her pussy wetness for anal.

but
>an asshole Will produce lubracant
just no

>>737129845
If you fuck her ass raw don't fuck her pussy right after could lead to yeast infection and other shit. Unless you wash

>>737129845
yes of course
personally I just don't want to get skin contact with feces

yeah I know if prepared right there is no shit and so on but there still are those shit bacterias that absorb nutrition out of the shit log and no but no thanks I'm not letting this touch my dick

I'm into anal cause it's different, some kind of 'forbidden' and I like the look of a beautiful asshole but there's no way I'd ever do anal without a condom and don't even think about rimming or whatnot, that's even worse (and stupid because of the infections you mentioned)

>>737128701

I really like your style of telling.
also the content is gold
pls more

>>737111362

One day, OP, when you grow up and actually have sex, you'll understand that "saving your cum for a week" doesn't make you cum more. That seminal fluid is stored, and contrary to what virgin faggots think, "no fapping" for a week will yield about the same amount as not fapping for a year, or a day and a half.

Also, when you're well seasoned at fucking, (as long as your cock isn't just a lifeless husk of blood-filled flesh), you'll opt to go balls deep in pussy. Every time.

Turns out that an anal infatuation is something faggots care for. Much like you, OP.

Do us a favor. Use the rope. We don't need another "you" growing up.

>>737123295
You might as well kys you miserable cunt

>>737111624
Please tell me you don't believe women can't get pregnant while on their periods.

>>737129588
>>737130605
Want to hear about her first anal?

>>737131144

I certainly do.

>>737120201
more?

>>737130488
I'm with this guy. These days I only use a condom but have done anal bare and it feels great. But shit up my urethra is not good.

>>737131144
go

>>737121691
Well, either you're lying about your testosterone or you have serious mental health issues. You're basically on the opposite end of the spectrum of people who over-obsess about sex.

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>>737131197
Okay then.

> so we're doing doggie
> her ass is just enough to grab
> I'm squeezing as she pushes back and forth
> start rubbing my thumb closer tonher little anus
> she hesitated for a second once I started circling with my thumb
> then she started thrusting on my cock deeply
> I spit on her colorless hole and slowly started pressing my thumb in
> once I was up to the knuckle she moved faster and came hard
> I could feel her spasming around my thumb
> I flipped her over because I liked cumming missionary style
> she's blushing, and says she has never had anyone do that
> I know she clearly liked it
> after a couple minutes of thrusting I pulled out
> she was incredibly wet
> the kind of wet only mid-puberty can generate
> I aimed my cock lower and started pressing
> she held her breath but didn't stop me
> when the crown of my cock made it past her opening, she relaxed
> after a couple of slow minutes.. I was able to bury it all in her pale body's asshole
> I encouraged her to play with her pussy
> but she was too shy, so I finished up quickly
> I must have emptied a quart of juzz in her ass
> she just lay there for a few minutes after contemplating what we had done
> she loved getting assfucked about once a week after that

> Be me with co-worker goofing off for an afternoon on a business trip
> We go for a swim in the hotel pool
> want her so bad, swam with her for hours
> eventually invite her back to my room, shower to get the sea lice off
> she sits in the chair, under a towel, facing the open windows and the sea
> I sit between her legs on the floor, facing the sea as well
> slide down a bit so my head is between her thighs
> turn my head, kiss the inside of one thigh
> turn the other side, kiss the inside of the other
> turn back, bit more tongue on the thigh
> and repeat, and repeat gently and slowly
> slowly using more mouth, sucking and nipping at the soft skin on her inner thighs
> feel her sliding down the seat toward me slowly
> suddenly feel this hot moist pussy pressing into the back of my neck, grinding me
> Feel her hands grasp my forehead, pulling the nape of my neck against her so she can really push against me
> Turn round, put my face in the gushing, wet mess of her gorgeous pussy
> she pulls me in, arms around my head, cums with huuge shaking, shuddering and profanities
> eventually gives way to relaxation and contented sighs
> Pull myself to my feet, huge tent in my shorts ready to go
> greeted with the sound of snoring

>>737130712
Rough day anon? You sound like a pissed off jelous virgin.

>>737132435
Taking the bait, what the fuck would you want to do with all this higher conciousness you're talking about then?

Research on topics? Bring up scientific break-throughs? Travel into the universe?

Open your eyes, kid. It's all happening. Of course there are lazy dudes (you're on the chan, maybe take a look into the mirror, lad) but there are 'lower' and 'higher' beings within a species everywhere.

Do something to prevent the goatfucking carpetflying sandniggers from contaminate the evolving societies and contribute instead of hating on this fucking shithole right here. And don't even try to throw this back at me, I never said I'm better

faggot

>be bi-curious virgin
>have a threesome with 2 passable transgirls as my first time
>tfw lost both virginities in a single morning

shit >>737132958
was meant for >>737121691

>>737132509

not as awesome as the first one because I already knew what was going to happen in the end but still very good.

>>737132509
nice. but pic not related because that'd be crystal pearls, amiright?

Getting pregnant with my second child. Husband is 41, I was 20. Horny, ovulating, in between birth control methods, warned him to pull out. When it came time for the big finish, I could feel how hard he was and couldn't bring myself to lift off of him. Luckily, he wasn't too interested in pulling out either. He grabbed my hips and went as deep as he could. I felt every pulse and ended up having an orgasm myself.

Figured 'fuck it' and he filled me up 2 more times that night.

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>>737133199
I was 24 at the time.
Really Really regret not keeping in touch with her. She was a naturally great fuck.
Nothing taboo, and eager to please.
By the fall I had gotten her on birth control by offering to pay for the shot.
The few creampies I got to blow in her are burned into my memory.
In particular the first time she rode me to orgasm without jumping off when I came.
Felt like that "Scary Movie" scene when he launches her into the ceiling.

>>737133385
No idea who she is.. Random image not related.

I met a girl in cc. We were both taking anatomy but with different professors, but we met in a different class. Didn't even talk to her for the first 2 months. We mentioned anatomy and decided to study. We got along great and flirted from the beginning. A week later I fucked her at the bottom of some desolate stairs. Neither of us came nor were we comfortable but the moment was intense so we didn't care. Told her I wanted to do the job right, so I suggested we go to a hotel. Spent 5 hours in the room. I lasted longer than I even had before. The only reason we stopped was because we only bought one box of 3 condoms. She wasn't a virgin, but the only other times she had sex were in crowded spaces like the back of her guy's car, so the combination of her inexperience, comfortable sex, and my surprising endurance made me look like Superman. She told me she lost count but that she came at least 5 times.

>>737133662

my god do I want this to be real
just to know that there are still good things in this world that are worth hoping for

>>737133647
Hot, how old are you now?

>>737133662

was your ex when this happened still you gf? and did she became your ex because of it?

>>737133708
I see.

>>737124999
Oh, OK. Gearlever. Inserted in pussy. She rode it. She came. Twice. I was watching. Intense.

>>737115449
This.

There's those rare chicks that can cum so hard and so many times they experience "the little death". It's pretty mind blowing when your girl has multis that go on forever.

>>737134102
22 now, I want more babies. Husband isn't completely onboard.

I miss the baby making sex.

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>>737133997
>>737134111
It's true.
My ex was already my ex for a couple years before this happened.
I had met her little sister when she was twelve.
Didn't expect any of this to happen.
My ex found out we had been fucking a couple years after and was PISSED.
Tried smearing my name.. but without her little sister corroborating things I was in the clear. Point of fact.. Ex was better at blowjobs, but everything else was beaten by her little sis.

>>737111362
You won't believe it.

Fucked a pair of twin models (6", brown haired blue eyed thin long tight model bodies, perfect b cup tits), made out all together, made out with one while fucking the other, cock going back & forth between sisters pussies (no condom), came in both their mouths same time & they both swallowed half my load. We did that a few times.

Very cool chicks party girl style, still in contact with them by social media. I'm gonna remember this to my fucking grave.

>>737134820
Care to post how you look? At 22 after 2 kids.

>>737134692

my ex was like this. she was also petite as hell. best thing ever was me laying down on my back and having her laying on top of me with her back on my stomach. I'd choke her with one hand, hold her tight with my other arm and keep fucking her from one orgasm into the next and she couldn't do shit about it.

Ofcourse this required preparation, I needed to edge her for some time and denial her orgasm several times to make her as sensitive as possible.

god do I miss this. My current gf is the best female human I've ever met in my whole life and she's a sex beast, too. But she can only cum from very hard vaginal penetration, it's always a lot of fucking work to keep her satisfied.

boy life was easy back than

>>737134892
Lucky pos, hope this is true

>>737135030
I value my anonymity, but understand your curiosity.

I've gained weight, bigger boobs, and I'm convinced my hips are wider. That's about it.

>>737130961
Not him, but there is a short window after ovulation that they can not get pregnant. My wife and I used this for a long time as a bareback opportunity before I got snipped.

>>737135422

did you gain that flaccid sack of skin on your belly? Or did you make up for it with fat?

kek this sounds like an insult but I'm actually just curious because I think about making some little mes and want to calculate all consequences first

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When I was 16, I went to a rave with my girlfriend. It was a Baltimore Underword rave in an outdoor park under a bridge.

Later that night, we went to an after party. At the after party, while rolling my face off on SEVEN Mitsubishis, my girlfriend and a 14 year old friend of hers gave me a 4 hour long simultaneous blowjob. It was a non stop blowjob. They only paused to take sips of water. Once they started, they both hyper-focused on giving the best blowjob they knew how to give. They each sucked my balls, licked my asshole and fingered me while they took turns sucking my dick.

I never ejaculated, because I was too fucking high, but I had over a hundred dry orgasms. Some of the orgasms lasted for several minutes. Best sex of my life.

>>737135422
No pressure, we'll you still sound sexy, wide hips bigger boobs, lucky husband, thnx for sharing

>>737135462
True. The egg is only viable for about 24-48 hours. However, a period happens at the beginning of the cycle (first day of period is cycle day #1). Ovulation happens around CD12 to CD14 in average women. Sperm has been found to live in the vagina for 3-5 days, upward of 7. So if Anon is busting nuts in her on CD5, she ovulates CD12, there is a chance of conception. If femanon was charting cycles, checking cervical mucus, tracking BBTs, and using OPKs to confirm ovulation then that's one thing. But blindly bussin' nuts simply because of a period is a whole other story.

Family planning method is rigorous and has a moderate failure rate, even when used 'perfectly', btw.

>>737135797
does life feel dull after this experience?

>>737133647
One of the best moments in your sex life is the conception of you second child. That's beautiful

>>737135784
Depends on genetics there, Anon. Luckily, I was blesssed.

My cousin (thinner with overall better body than me) wasn't so lucky. One baby at 19, her shit is absolutely wrecked. Looks like she's carrying a spare tire under her shirt.

>>737136142
Very. The experienced turned me into a sexual addict. I've been chasing that sensation for years ever since, but I never have come close it.

>>737136198
Thanks Anon :)

>>737135797
I can confirm that this party exists. One of the best raves I've ever been to.

>>737135831
Thank you. I don't feel too sexy, but it was all worth it.

Fun fact: I met my husband on /b/ in 2010.

>>737136458
My nigga.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB2DowwMOAo

>>737133647
Pics please, let us see those mom hips

>>737136290

that sound's awful. my gf soon-to-be-wife is slim as hell. And since faithfulness is written into my mind and we're both not into sharing the partner with other people she's the only girl I'll keep on fucking if thigns work out.
and I really don't want to pay for any recovering surgeries to get her belly or boobs back to normal.

decisions, decisions..

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>>737135797
I'm 25 and I'm still a morbidly obese virgin. Hearing stories like this make me really really hate my life.

I'm so far away from experiencing that type of life, with friends and dancing and parties, it might as well exist on another planet.

>>737111362
>>ITT:neckbeards write made up stories of how they think sex goes

>>737136895
I have no sympathy for you what-so-ever. Your life is entirely your fault.

You chose to not excersize. You chose to drink an entire 2 litter of coke every time you ordered a pizza. You chose to not go up to people and introduce yourself.

There is no one to blame for your lot in life except you. Cry me a river.

>>737116792
Pics?

>>737136340
Man do I feel you! I had some moments like that with my first slutty gf when we were 16, too, but not as intense as yours.

for me it's this case with music. I'm obsessed with music, playing different instruments and producing stuff for years. I've had really awesome sex but nothing comes close to a very well mixed and thought musical piece with outstanding sound design.

I smoked a lot of weed a few years back because it made music an even more intense sensation for me. I sometimes jacked of to the music and came buckets. I didn't jack off while listening to music, I jacked off TO the music.

well since I stopped smoking because by time it made me get severly paranoid instantly, I can't feel music as intense anymore as back than.

I regret smoking all this dope so much. a lot was lost.

>>737136895
Bye anon, see you on the other side

>>737135797
That sounds amazing.

>>737111362
Finding out my ex-gf hated facials; 30 seconds after dumping a huge, week-edged load on her. Her laying there going pffut, pffut and squeegieing cut our of her eyes wus beautiful.

>>737136895
does your name start with an r

>>737136895
>I might as well exist on another planet.

ftfy

>>737116576
Only correct post so far. Cool story /b/ro!

Yer not doin it right new fags!

>>737135797
>dry orgasms

Freaking love sex on x

>>737137002
You'll fit right in anon, got any stories to share? Imagined or real

>>737135797
How old was your girlfriend?

>>737137710
15

>>737111362
So, my bf and I did anal (femanon), pic very fuckin related, I actually got wet a little. Anyways
>bf wants to do anal
>nervous, but okay
>he ties me up
>lubes my ass
>shoves his cock in my throat
>plays with me
>slowly sticks cock inside my ass, it hurts
>shoves his cock balls deep inside my ass, I scream so hard
>keeps thrusting, I keep screaming
>I feel him cum inside my ass
>both cum buckets

Yeah, good times.
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>you know the rules
Blah blah blah.

Just thought I'd share my story and leave it here.

>>737123351
That's proper role play

>>737136895
>>737137088
pretty much this, grow up or kill yourself, no other real options in this world

>>737111362
1st moment

Hiring my gf's 23 year old niece and the first time fucking in my office. Now we fuck couple times a week and she gives me head almost every lunch time in the car on the way somewhere. We smoke weed too sometimes.

2nd Moment:

Fuckin my gf's 23 year old niece and her 19 year old friend (female) who was a manager at a retail tire shop. Fucked them both at the tire shop after work sat there and drank and chilled and smoked.

>>737111362
Had a best threesome ever.
I'm fucking the first one while the other one sucks my cock.

best sex ever!

>>737137817
Where's pic tho

>>737137817
"Yeah, good times.
>inb4 tits or gtfo
>you know the rules
Blah blah blah.

Just thought I'd share my story and leave it here."

thanks for the fake shit story, next time just tell us you're a fag and make it more believeable

Filled a condom with water, fucked my girlfriend with it then decided to get in with it. I could feel the condom pushing me harder against one of her walls and her lack of breath as I pushed in was so hot. Couldn't finish anywhere but inside after that.

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>be me
>GF introduce me to bondage
>like it
>one night sneak her into work warehouse
>tie her up to wracking
>blindfold
>literally rip her clothes off
>(she bought close to rip)
>have my way with her
>untie her
>she walks upstairs nude
>sexy ass
>sit at desk
>sucks me off under desk
>Doggy style in lunch room
>Awesome

pic related

>>737138288
what the fuck is wrong with you?

are you even speaking english

>>737138143
kek

reminds me of
>hey brother I'm your sister
>mom and dad is not home brother
>lets fuck
>I'm your sister
>brother

>>737138298
damn that body comes close to my gf's

what letter does her name start with?

>>737138711
A

>>737138711
C

>>737138711
B

>>737138711
D

>>737136685
This sounds corny as fuck, but -

When you find someone to settle down with, appearances tend to lose priority. I mean, you both still want to maintain basic dignity of course, but it's not as important.

My husband has a few gray hairs and fine lines now. I'm not a peppy 16 year old anymore, either. But we're still very happy and very much love each other.

If she's the person you really want to spend your life with, it's amazing how much less of a shit you'll give about a few stretch marks or loose skin. Beauty fades.

>>737139088
>she'srightyouknow.jpg

>>737138906
>>737138944
>>737138980
>>737139070

well fuck you guise or samefag

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>>737138404
What the fuck is wrong with you? His words are perfectly coherent, what is your objection?

>>737139088

yeah I know. But holy shit my girl is hot as hell and I've got a very present libido so now I can focus all this more on here and less on stupid porn. you wouldn't belive what weird stuff I fap to every now and then.

When she starts getting less hot, I'd need to focus more on this stupid bullshit on my display. I don't want to do that. My girl needs to stay hot.

I better start saving some shekels

>>737112285
Yeah it's not a problem, man up

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>>737135198
I wish I could prove it to you in a more convincing way. Not sure what I can do on 4chan while keeping it safe for them.

Dude, it absolutely happened.

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>>737111362
>implying that we're not forever alone virgins

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>>737111362
>That time I went to Japan on my own for the first time (2010)
&&
>That time I went back to Korea for a week's visit on my own (2015)
Incidentally, both events happened between December 20-27th.

>>737139412
You just have to choose where to focus your sexual energy bud. Try a no-fap challenge and a porn detox. It'll help you require less extreme stimulation to feel aroused.

Definitely hold off on starting a family though. Sounds like you got some resolution to do before you can derive joy from changing shitty diapers and waking up to baby cries. (No judgement, btw, just live your life for awhile first.)

>>737139317
just read it yourself, you cant make out anything what hes trying to say

>>737124999
It went up her driveway (if you know what I mean).

>>737140006

>Try a no-fap challenge and a porn detox
I did, even for quite a while. It was forced tho, because I went through a bad disease for about a year and there was no way of getting into the mood for fapping (it had to do with cancer and my balls..)

This made me think about sex even more, tho. Only change was I couldn't release the built up tension so sex got even more present in my head. I need to cum, and I want to cum with my gf, strenghting the bond between us instead shooting my juice into a hanky.

You're right about not having kids yet. I didn't say I want to have some soon, I just said I'm thinking about it for the future. I need to finish my master degree first, I want my little shits to have financial security in this cruel world.

Thanks for your input!

>>737120086
Depends on the girl really. Some cum as easy as I do other need work

>>737139616
Aww that's so cute, what's her name

>>737140546
You tell me!

Sometimes when we done fucking and Im going into the kitchen to get me a drink it's like I'm leaving work after a long hard day

>>737140481
Yeah dude, sexual intimacy between partners is pretty rad.

And good job for having your head on straight! You'll make a great father and husband, anon. Seems like you're really working toward settling your business before anything else, and that's awesome.

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>>737113669

WHITNEY?

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>that first McMeal I had after spending 28 days at Lackland AFB waiting to be discharged from the Air Force
I had 3 cheeseburgers, one of which had crispy chicken bits on it, a double-quarter pounder with cheese, a large fries, and a large sweet tea.

Most recent that comes to mind from a week ago. Gf and I go out and have a couple drinks with friends get tired and decide to call it a night. Get in bed put netflix on and her hand goes into my boxers. Pulls my cock out and starts sucking. This leads to me on top fucking her for about 3-4 orgasms and she is satisfied and starts begging me to cum. However i'm drunk so no where near done so i roll her on her stomach and lube up her ass. Fuck her for like 2 minutes with her begging me to cum in her ass and driving me crazy before I blow my load deep inside her but at the same time she has another orgasm and she starts basically convulsing from cuming so hard for a minute while i lay on top of her. Shower off and ptfo.

>>737141224
RICHARD?

>>737140934
>You'll make a great father and husband, anon

We will see about that! I've experienced some shit that had some impact on me and I really don't want my kids to get a taste of that (means: to learn from me and start being like I am) but don't want to fuck them up too by hiding too much of myself and create a distance between me and them.

as you see there is some more shit I need to get figured out. was fun and lightening talking to you, I'm out, have a good one

>>737111552
>he

Hows it feel to be a homo

>>737119776
This. It is not worth the effort or the huuuge amount of drama that comes with it. Keep your pencil dry, man.

girl i be hunting for years she s cute somewhat wild we actually later work together then one night we drink and have fun drink more and we walk home at midnight she asks me whether i would come with her i say yes we get home after ten minutes we are in bed i am electrified my dick does not leave her pussy for the next five hours i am mad that girl we fuck a few more times always quite intense then we part

>>737111431
Cuck

>>737142591

thanks for sharing comrade ivanosky

wake up in bed of exgf we fuck anyway go home at night my gf comes along and we fuck great day i accomplished nothing but two beauties got fucked good hell yes

Met this girl named Fiona
Ended up doing her after she made up excuses to avoid her boyfriend
Did her when she said she was out shopping, or in church, and even on his birthday

>mfw Scotty didn't know

>>737143702

always wanted to once name my daughter Fiona

reconsider it since fionas seem to be bitches

>>737139751
Gonna need more details than that, anon.

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>>736131921

> Become friends with geeky socially awkward black girl.
> Just platonic, although I wouldn't be opposed to more.
> She often makes disparaging jokes about her own blackness.
> Two years into knowing each other, attending an event together.
> Notice she's acting weird at one point. Keeps bending down in her seat to rummage around in her purse for like 10 whole minutes, while glancing up towards me intermittently.
> Chatting online afterwards. She's asking me if her costume looked good.
> I'd kind of started to get tired of her autism at this point in the friendship, and decide to risk it all since I don't really care about any negative outcome.
> Tell her she looked great - especially as she was going up the stairs and I got a nice look up her skirt.
> She confesses that when she was rummaging around in her purse, it's because she was staring at my dick.
> Tells me she has "a weird fetish" but is too embarrassed to say what it is.
> I'm trying to guess. She finally says that it's just that she "really, really, really loves sucking dick."
> I laugh and tell her that's not weird.
> Tell her I thought it was going to be something like that she enjoys being called a nigger whore.
> She gets really turned on by this.
> All of our future hangouts always end with her on her knees, sucking my dick while I call her a nigger whore.

*slow claps to applaud*

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>>737145733
why my life does not look like this
if this one isn't fakeass bullshit you are a lucky bastard

I was working at a sex shop and I met this 19 year old slut. She's got a nice ass, pale skin pretty blue eyes and naughty look to her. Give her my number and we text a bit.

She comes in the next day and starts kissing me. Telling me she wants to fuck me now.

I take her to the back corner and she pulls down my pants and starts blowing me. There's no customers but the door is unlocked. She's looking into my eyes and she gave me the best bj I've had. You could tell she sucked a lot of dick to get that good. I finish in her mouth and she is kinda gaggin on it and a little bit dripped from her lips onto her cute toes and birkinstocks.

Best part I told her to go buy me a burrito from the dope taqeria down the street.

I fucked her a few times in public and she would wanna suck me off but nothing like that first time, in the store knowing anyone could see. Hot af

>>737146545
>gives blowjob in the back corner
>has to be on her knees
>cum drops on her toes

aight faggit, get out

>>737111624
They can bleed right before ovulation. Youre fucked dude.

>be me, fit, tall, well-paid, 30 yo
>Hear about swinger meet ups at a bar
>show up "out of mere coincience"
>Meet swingers. Make friends. Play dumb. Get invited to 'parties'
>Network for about 2 years
>Make more swinger friends
>Eventually become relatively famous
>Earned nicknames like "Woman destroyer" and "Endurance king"
>Me and this dude with a 10in cock are called the 'A Team' by the swinger folk
>Women requesting time with me.
>Women asking for their turn after I've done with another
>Shit was cash
>Start hitting getting invited to orgies twice a week, even during lunch break
>Meet a sub who manages to outfuck the A-Team. She was fucking amazing. Me and 10in dude are spent and she's wanting more.
>everyone's in shock
>Next day, discover I got herpes from one of them
>Sex life goes to zero
>Swinger friends disown me
>Well, at least I got some good memories out of it.
>The end

>>737111431
Cool!

>>737147083
why would herpes stop all that?
could have fucking cured it and get back to buisiness

>>737147294
No cure for herpes. There's only medication that reduces shedding odds. Odds of spreading are super low but it's got an overblown stigma so nobody wants to touch me anymore. Kinda fucked my self esteem a bit. I was on cloud 9 then hit rock bottom :-/

>>737147294
>cure herpes

Virgin

>its halloween
>gf and I are velma and shaggy
>fucking in my car
>god damn velmas hot.
>she says shes close
>its to late, im gonna nut a hot clue on her booty
>pull out and yell "Zoinks!" before shes finished
>she made me take her home and demanded an apology the next day

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>>737147083
Isn't there a herpes dating app or something? And arent meds supposed to surpress the symptoms?

>>737111362
Another good time I had was with this half black girl. Super cute in the face, perky, great teeth. Shed tell me about her depression while we work.

We hang out after work one day and she talking about her birth control. It's one inserted in her arm. She asks me to feel it. She starts breathing deeply and gets closer to my neck. She asks me to walk her home.

Meet her roommates who are way older and kinda like parent figure. We go to her room.

I ask her about her bf who I met before. She said he doesn't treat her good. I start kissing her and she takes her shirt off big tits but kinda big nipples. Don't Care. She suck me off a bit. I end up on top of her and I slide right in. She tells me she loves the weight of me on top of her. That I feel like a real man, instead of her scrawny bf. I'm 6' 180 lean. Lol feelsgoodman.

She's super vocal and her pussy is wet af. no condom. I bust fat load in her. But she's not done. She tell me to watch her and she starts flicking her bean and she's screaming. She busts and her pussy is hella quivering and shit. I stay over and fuck her three times throughout the night. Bust in her each time.

We take shower in morning and she asks me if she should break up with her bf. I'm like nah you'll probably need him. She hits me up every so often and we fuck.

Best part is I sit next to her bf in class EVERY. SINGLE. DAY next semester. I left my basketball shorts, and her roommates knew I was there. SHE FUCKING TOLD HER BF I STAYED OVER. BC SHE LOST MY KEYS?!

Was dope tho, the sexual tension was strong at work. Once she asked me to feel her arm with the implant, I knew I'd bust inside her pussy.

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you lot can thank me later
>snap teens .net

>>737147730
Yeah there is a site or four for it but the Guy/Girl ratio is way way off and I don't even have symptoms. I take the meds anyway. No one would know I have it but I'm not gonna be a jerk and put someone at risk.

>>737146885
>>737146885
Lmao. Dude she was sucking me off while squatting down she stood up with the cum in her mouth and it dripped out. Idk what you getting at haha.

>>737147902
Damn I'm really afraid of herpes right now

>>737111362
gf and her best friend forcing me on her bed and spending a few hours making me their bitch. Got my ass licked, was shoved into pussy, nearly choked out a few times, and made to cum inside both their cunts.

>popped xtc with my then girlfriend
>fuck all night
>radio starts playing this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-TMBz2e7-I

>>737147450
like 80% of the general population carries herpes... weird that you got that kind of reaction

>>737148700
It's unfortunate. I need to see a therapist 'cause I've been overly afraid of rejection despite being attractive, wealthy, tall, and shit.

>>737111624
Period sex is badly underrated. Just don't look down at it.