Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>737083554 Rules: >Claim

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minene uryuu > else

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>>737092990
But how are you doin??

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She is brightest star in this world gone mad.

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>>737093207
I'm alright, until i have to go to work in a few hours...

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Send help, I'm addicted.

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>>737093366
Aw im sorry, I gotta go to work early too I hope you have a good day and very cute picture!

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>>737093108
Boom headshot

>>737092990
I am the weeb God

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She's mine. Claimed !

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>>737093490
To what? Yer fuckin c@s?
>>737093532
Well they tried.

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>>737093648
YES!
Really though, I've not stopped playing since the expac came out...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC409Aqc3l4

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Hello everyone, still awake
>juvia claimed
>>737092385 Erza
I'm quite the opposite actually. Much rather have juvia all to myself
Either her, Erza or Cana for me
I like a decent amount. Big i guess
As would i. Maybe 2 who knows
>>737092990 hanako
>kiss
T-that was a mistake! I had to correct myself!
I would not! You would be!
Will not!
J-just hurry up and give me something...
>shut up! Perv

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>>737093499
Yeah it sucks, especially on my birthday.. Thanks, i hope it goes good for you too~

>>737093532
> Bows

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>>737093694
Join me in stompy mechs.

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>>737093764
Holy shit your birthday is on the 27th?? Mine was yesterday rofl happy birthday though!!! Thats awesome!

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>>737093648
Tryhards~

>>737093764
Good.. good

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>>737093806
I doubt my phone internet could handle any form of FPS type game. Hell, I'm shocked it handles FF14 so well.

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>>737093853
how about you leave your waifu where it is and back away

>>737093048
Why would anyone want this deformed, hideous creature? Life is too short to stay with some chicken out of pity.

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>>737093763
> Kiss
Yeah sure it was~
Well if it were against the law to be perverts then we'd both be in jail~
Will too~
Actually, if it's alright can we wait on that? Until later tonight, i mean it'll still be my birthday..
> My my, i never knew just how perverted you really were~ I like it~ A lot~
>

>>737093821
Oh shit really!? Thanks, and happy late birthday to you!

>>737093853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp56UB8g3vU

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>>737093853
Wut?
>>737093935
Its pretty low bandwidth.

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>>737094026
Thank you! Haha thats super funny, I am gonna go lay down now, tell me how your b day goes tomorrow pls!

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>>737093943
Sit the hell down nigga

>>737094026
My thoughts exactly~

>>737094060
Idk its 5am

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>>737094090
Go sleep you silly bun.

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>>737094072
I know right, what are the chances~ Alright sure thing~ Night Rikka~

>>737094090
So what are you up to this late~?

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>>737094090
brb rewatching Mirrai Nikki for some good screenshots boi

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>>737094026
I-it was
I'm not a pervert!
Will not!
I'll give you a raincheck on that actually for tomorrow cause i need sleep soon. So screenshot this post and present it tomorrow and i (juvia) will say anything you like
>i-i'm not...
>

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Cana claimed!

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>>737094176
But... Destiny..

>>737094209
DESTINY BB IM BACK

>>737094245
Try and keep up with my 173rd rewatch bub

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>>737093763
I mean the cuckold stuff would be like on her birthday if she wanted to fuck another guy as a present. Hell, I'd give her anything in the world. Too bad you can't claim a harem if girls in these threads or I'd be claiming Erza, Lucy, and Mirajane.
C-can I have a kiss too?
>>737094026
You like it so far, handsome?

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>>737094389
jesus christ i need to weeb up hard

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>>737094389
Destiny a shit :^)

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>>737094315
I don't believe it~
I'm talking maximum security~
Will too!
Alright i'll do that.
> You know, i'm actually a little jealous, i've never been able to bring out that much pervertedness from you, it's a shame i don't get to see it often~

>>737094418
Yeah i do~

>>737094389
Aww yeah~!

>>737094389
>>737094389
I've watched all animated JoJo parts 50 times each part

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>>737094448
Can't out weeb me boi

>>737094452
Soo that's one flight to aussieland booked..
Knives sharpend..

>>737094454
Im off for two days! lets fucking go!

>>737094496
Im on part 4... but then I "take a break" to rewatch mirai nikki

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>>737094564
Do it faggor :^)

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>>737094386
Hello
Nice claim
>>737094418
I guess that's fair. I'd give juvia anything but i just don't see her wanting something like that
I'm alright with just juvia honestly
I guess
>kiss
>>737094454
Well you should!
For you! I'm not a pervert!
>shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!

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>>737094609
Be ready, I'm comin

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>>737094646
Ye i love Cana! And hello to you too

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>>737094717
Oh baby work the shaft

>>737094564
I'm on part 8 on my third reread of Jojo mango. I also have Rohans headband and a bunch of figures

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>>737094770
Open wide~

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>>737094564
Ooooh shit 2 days of nonstop Destiny action!

>>737094646
But i wont~
Oh there's no way in hell you can say that at this point~ I won't let you~
> All this time i thought that you weren't even close to my level of pervertedness, but boy was i wrong~

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>>737094836
I know you do, its like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

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>>737094646
Oh that's alright. Everyone is different!
Do you think I could be able to claim a different harem girl each thread or is that not okay?
Juvia probably would never want something like that because your cock probably brings her to orgasm in a second
>blushes
Th-thanks
>pecks your cheek
>>737094880
I can give you presents throughout this week if you'd like. My waifu does maid services and I think I could get her to be your maid for a couple of days~

But I'm not going to post anymore lewds ITT unless you want me to

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>>737094880
Yuh buddy!

>>737095119
That is quite an imagination you got there

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>>737095181
Well if you don't mind, then yeah i'd like that. ooh a personal maid huh~
Alright, how about just one more then? A nice tit pic~

>>737095253
So did you get your own psplus back or still using a friends?

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>>737095411
>>737095411
Na I was randomly getting on ds3 and not realize I was trying to log in for ds3 online then the psnplus trial thingy popped up, I said yes so I got 2 free days but I will be renewing tomorrow soon as I get paid

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>>737095411
Do you also want a lewd pic where her nips are sticking out of her clothing?
I'll call you master then, if it's okay?

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>>737095493
Oh cool, how lucky are you huh~

>>737095559
Sure~
Yes of course, it's fine with me~

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>>737095686
Okay, master ~
>

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alright heading to bed now. Goodnight everyone~

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Claimed

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>>737096153
Good night beautiful!
>See you in your dreams

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Monster and Hotpockets are part of a nutritional breakfast
Morning Galko claim

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>>737096842
Are you still ignoring me, Pastadragon

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>>737097486
>pasta dragon
That yuno isn't the Welsh yuno, pantsu on head retard

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>>737097734
Oh dang
Didn't check filenames on phone
Thanks tardo

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>>737098642
Is your waifu a bobble head?
I'm seriously asking. Her head is too big for her body

Night posters need to die

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>>737099007
This
>007
You have a license to kill. Use it on them.

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>>737098809
Yeah the characters kinda have huge heads in the show, it's just the artstyle, dunno why

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>>737099111
And her haircut looks retarded. Why does she have bangs that aren't straight but the sides are straight

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Mi Liu please.

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>>737099218
It may not be the most fashionable, but it's not retarded and it's cute

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>>737099431
Rory, pls
Saving Rory's lewds is illegal. If they look under the age of consent it's considered cheese pizza.
Also Rory is covered in fleas pls go
>>737099460
Galko's hair is better. I bet Ai has lice

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>>737099583
I thought you only liked men. Why are you avatarfagging as a girl.

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>>737099711
Galko is my waifu and I love her, retard. I wanna spend my life with her but sadly I can't. Didn't you see the long post I made when I started claiming galko?
And I'm going on a date with a qt girl this week. So please Rory. Get a waifu who doesn't look like a dude dressed as a girl and gets drunk and tries to seduce the MC. Also you're a cuck for having feelings for a girl who's part of a guys harem.

Should call these threads Virgin conformation thread.

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>>737099933
I didnt see shit. I just kinda tune it out. And I fail to see how me claiming Rory will help you not spaghet all over this poor trap.

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>>737099583
If you say so. No she doesn't. Also why are you so rude and bitter

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>>737100171
But she's not a trap. She's a cute thicc girl that likes anime and she draws and shit. I know she's a girl because I went to highschool with her. She's also antisocial like me. She says I'm a good person and that she likes me.

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>>737100337
I see some spaghet in your future.

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>>737100457
No spaghet is gonna be dropped though because unlike you I'm not a autistic pedophile who shits in a colostomy bag because his colon a shit.

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>>737100754
Its like you dont even know me.

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I have awoke.
>Yui liberated and claimed

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>>737100820
But don't you have some kinda colon disease and now you shit in a bag? I remember you saying that you had to get a colostomy bag once.
Or was that a different Rory?
And I'm pretty sure finding a girl who literally is supposed to look twelve is pedophilia.
>>737100830
You likes the picture I drew you, right?

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>>737100975
I do have the disease. I dont have the bag. And I havent fapped to Rory at all.

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>>737100830
yeah, I said they were cute chibis/10. I'd save them to my yui folder if you posted them again.
>>737101072
>when you bulli someone but they fire back

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>>737101072
But you find her attractive, no? I fucked up typing because I've drank 4 cans of monster and its hard to type.
Why do I remember you saying that you had to shit in a bag because colon is broken.
Is the real reason you have a a broken colon because of how rectum ravaged you are?
Well I have tbh. Found a gif of the minotaur dicking Rory and it was pretty gud

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>>737101289
I find her view of the world she lives in attractive. I find her mindset about right and wrong attractive. Her body can be seen as attractive but its not my preferred. Ive said this a few times before. And my colon works just fine. Any more jokes about the minotaur and I bully.

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>>737101275
It doesn't even look much like yui imo. I put the hair pins so it looked more like yui

>>737100830
Hi

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>>737100337
>good person
She either doesn't know you or isn't the brightest

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>>737101419
But she's edgy as fuck
No it can't. She literally looks like a 12 year old. And I mean the actual definition of literal. Minotaurs like to rape human females but when the 1,000 year old who looks like a twelve year old he decides to swallow instead of her being the one who swallows.
Not to mention with Rory, everything is a fucking asspull and she's the spitting image of a Mary Sue.

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>>737101698
Yeah let me act like a cunt to someone I like lol
You act in real life like you do online? Pathetic

>>737101831
I don't act like anything irl because I don't interact with people

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I see friends in here.

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You have no friends.

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>>737101422
still saved it
thank you for drawing it :)
do you have another date with that girl today?
>>737101540
hello
>>737101918
it's vampire :o
you're probably the last person I have to ask about the many nicknames I have to choose from
>Jewy/Jui
>Juisexual
>Junie
so far Jui is the most popular

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I miss when people called my waifu a shit.

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>>737101724
Oh look, the same old spiel. Bully time.
>>737102084
Welcome back. How was the ban?

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>>737102153
Laughable as usual.

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>>737102196
Good to hear. Hows things?

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>>737102153
>same old spiel
Well we've covered everything about Rory.
>>737102084
I still remember Grandma Dixie's wake
I never knew anyone to die before
Red white and blue on a birthday cake
My brother was born on the fourth of july

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>>737102243
You really trying to start a casual conversation with ME?!

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>>737102300
Yep. Im bored.

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>>737102338
Okay then. My back is fucking killing me so I came here to vent my frustration on you all

>>737102298
Sounds to yankee but at least not pacifist horseshite

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>>737102300
Nobody has had a dream round here
And I don't mind that its starting to get to me
Nobody pulls the seams round here
And I don't mind that its starting to get to me

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>>737102433
Hey, redirected anger. I hate back problems too. Do you know what the cause is and the location?

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>>737102433
When everybody else refrains
My uncle Johnny did cocaine
He's convinced himself right in his brain
That it helps to take away the pain
Hey, Johnny
Hey, what you say, Johnny?

Also you need some damn icy hot. Or do they not have that in third world countries?

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>>737102530
Projama is fucking real. I thought it's a slavic urban legend but it ain't. Summon the other faggots there aren't enough miserable shitters to vent on

>>737102598
I don't know what the hell that is

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>>737102667
When it comes to Friday
I always earn
Don't try to teach me
Cause I got nothing left to learn
I'm gifted, baby
You see what I mean?
USDA certified lean

Do you know who Shaq is?

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>>737102667
You mean promaja? And yeah, the days Ive felt it on the bike have sucked harder than most. I dont speak for them, Im just a less autistic one.

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>>737101831
I act the same everywhere

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>>737102816
The basketball player who has a pretty good relationship with north korea and inspired the latest north korea travel ban rumor?

>>737102859
Oh yeah that one. It hurst like shit, can't even focus enough to get pissed
Its always this dead this hour? Most of the avatarfags are murricans I guess, as usual. Warmbed of cancer

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>>737102859
>less autistic
Not really tbh

>bonks u uwu
I thought you said you were gonna bully me?

Rory looks less pantsu on head in that outfit.

>>737103040
No, the Gold Bond and Icy Hot and The General car insurance guy.
What lies do they feed you in that backwards ass country? The Koreans are the size of Shaq's little toe.

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>>737103040
I'm starting to feel some back pain myself, but thats just me being an idiot about my posture. And yeah, theres a whole bunch of Americans, more so than Euros or Asians. Ive found that cold packs and light stretching can help with muscle pains. The thread dies at this time, yeah.

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>>737102090
I'll just keep calling you Junie. I've been wondering where this name came from I've been seeing. Also it cleared out. I'm sure M-chan is digging up shipwrecks right now or wrestling with sharks

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>>737103108
Oh right I mistook Shaq for Rodman. All american basketball players look the same
And no, no idea who that is.

>>737103226
Its dying but never actually dies even at this hour. A true cockroach.

I'm not putting up with this bullshit pain so I'll just go and drink myself

Get ya later faggots

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>tfw, again, someone would rather talk with someone that genuinely hates us than me
feelsbad
>>737103280
whatever it is, i'll have to end up renaming my filenames.
what're you up to today?

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>>737103498
Enjoy the drink
>>737103552
What would we talk about?

>>737103280
>>737102090
I'm fucking confused who is fucking M-chan
Why can't people call "vampire" Koume?

>>737103604
I don't think he was talking to you.
He's done this before and I'm pretty sure its me he means

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>>737103644
That you Jibril?

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>>737103606
I have way to many names. However vampire seems to of stuck oddly when we have shinobu around some of the time. M(urder)-chan is yuno. Thats my doing. Mostly because I just couldn't always remember her name. As easy as it is.
>>737103552
I have to drive to headquarters today. Get a few things and head back. And a total rename sounds way to complicated. I still have to name all of my stripes and all that is, is panxxxx

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>>737103881
Pantsu on head

>>737103881
Why the fuck doesn't Rory have her lipstick on in that pic

>>737103983
>implying murder chan isn't more complicated than a two-syllable word
God I hate avatarfags

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>>737103606
I use both names when talking to koume. multiple names seem to stick, that's why I have three different nicknames that i'm trying to narrow to one. rem calls koume "vampire" because of koume's personality on idolmasters.
>>737103644
only because I asked a question, although looking back it probably means you just didn't want to answer
>>737103983
doesn't sound like that bad of a day.
eh, i'm just trying to narrow the names down. although if you're any indication, it likely won't stick :o

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>>737104164
No idea. Shes missing it in some official art too.

>>737104273
Who's that coloured elf in the back
>I don't say dark elf because I'm not racist, asshole.

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>>737104544
Thats Yao. She literally pledged herself to being Itamis slave because he helped kill the fire dragon.

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>>737104267
Oh sorry, I have a bit of a sugar crash because I drank a shit load of monster and ate a bunch of pocky. Strawberry Pocky a best.
Well we haven't gone on it yet because yesterday it rained and she's scared of thunder.
Also you're weird. No one ever has got angry with me about not replying. It makes me feel weird.
>>737104273
Itami (You)ji
>>737104749
Still a better girl than Rory tbh

>>737104749
Lol slavery is illegal she can't do that

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>>737104898
i'm not angry about it, it's just equally weird to me that someone that genuinely doesn't like you or anyone else here makes for a better talk. I guess it's me being retarded and childish

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>>737104995
Its legal in her world, and Yao isnt allowed to ours because of it. Yao is an adult and so the JSDF let her do as she chooses.

>>737105123
Because taking the time to create an argument that you know will promote further argument can be good for people who may not have the confidence or connection real life people for a real debate. So they end up arguing petty, non-important shit against trolls on a website, because maybe they feel better for actually engaging another human.

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>>737105123
No its just that its fun to see what Jacko comes up with because his insults are almost always hilariously bad. He insults like an edgy teenager.
>mfw he tries to call us pathetic when he's wasted 12 years of his life on animus
>>737105204
Why does the black girl become a slave? Japan is pretty racist

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Claiming best girl.

>>737105369
But people have called me a troll before uwu

>>737105204
Bitch I bet Itami is such a pussy he doesn't want a sexy coloured elf

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Claiming best smile

>>737105565
Who knows who is and who isn't. The point is arguments can create a false sense of true human interactions and debate, rather than fake feeling small talk, shitposting and RP. Depends on the person of course.
Ehem. "uwu"

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>>737105713
Found a better one

>>737105777
Which would you rather have >:(

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>>737105369
I guess. that's pretty sad though if someone actually benefits from keyboard warring.
>>737105381
if nobody bothered responding to jack, he wouldn't bother coming here. that's why those Spider-Man and gay porn posters only ever come once every few days, and they don't end up posting much because nobody (You)s them
>>737105713
9/10 smile, found a 10/10 one though

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>>737106029
beat this
>>737106074
yui looks like she's up to no good

>>737106060
Small talk isn't so bad, but I just can't, for whatever reason. I would rather not argue, personally. I ignore it, mostly.
>>737106074
This is 4chan, y'know? Lots of people are sad and degenerate. Lack of human interactions.

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>>737106151
She doesn't even incorporate teeth in her smiles tch
>>737106074
Talking about him also gives him attention, doofus.
I want you to be my daughteru, you act so cute when I don't respond to you. It really makes me blush.
And Galko's smiles shred 13 times out of eleven.

empty space

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https://hareakedod.bandcamp.com/track/california-images-1-5

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>>737106151
is she ever, though??
>>737106271
fair point
>>737106730
that's the only time I've ever mentioned him though :o
no daughteru, no can do.
also Yui best smile

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Okay so the other day I had this dream. It was dream about a movie called Death Grips and it featured MC Ride getting anally raped by a giant Chucky doll while screaming "noided". Then in the dream my brother started hiding me with a wire hanger. Soon enough I found myself locked in my room and my brother trying to like kill me or something. I jumped out the window and landed in my yard where there was a salamander in the grass. Fucking Abdul from Jojo put a fucking cup on that shit and told me that my brother was DIO and the salamander was him in a shape shifting form. Also that i was some kind of JoJo. Soon after the glass exploded and my brother turned into lightning and tried to kill me again. Turns out Abdul was actually my next door neighbour and my mom and Jotaro were standing in front of my old Ford Focus. Then Jotaro said something about fighting thirteen other stand users. Then I woke up and went back to sleep again and had a dream where I was in this government building and I was a fucking sexy as fuck superheroine. Like I had amazing tits and ass and thighs and shit. So then I had to stop my brother from blowing up the building. He was inside a vehicle shaped like the female me but made of a composite of basic 3D shapes. The vehicle was the female me bent over and the entrance was my ass. I beat the shit out of my brother and the vehicle exploded and did no damage to the building. Then I woke up on some sort of tropical island thing. Turns out it was floating in the sky or someshit. And attack helicopters were chasing after us. So I had to gather materials to make a submarine which somehow I did in under 5 minutes. Then I tried to gather the islanders (which were all cute girls) and escape. I didn't have enough time and escaped by myself. Then the island blew up while I was in some kinda of water. A shockwave made my sub fly out of the water and it crashed I guess. Which segwayed me into another weird dream. Which I will continue next post

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>>737107929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AodBQ2ElXxs

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>>737107585
You just mentioned him again though...indirectly, but still.

>>737107929
Jesus Christ, how many stripes of cocaine do you inhale before going to sleep?

Who here is single?

>>737108821
Yes.

>>737108821
Who here isn't, is a better question

>>737108879
Yes.

>>737108821
Technically everyone shouldn't be here since waifus but there aren't hardcore weebs like that anymore so...

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>>737093048

I claim Miraculous Ladybug

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>>737107929
So in this dream I was a fat black gang member named "Fatty" this was before I got to part 4 of JoJo. I thought I was lucid dreaming so I thought "I'm gonna go fuck some Asian bitches." But then a rival gang member shot me. Amazingly enough the bullet hit me in the stomach and didn't even phase me. His pal started trying to gut me which he cut into me but it didn't do anything. I then yelled about how I am become Kurt Cobain, Destroyer of Worlds. I then murdered an Asian hooker for some reason. Then a bunch of cops showed up and shot me and I died in the dream.
Then I was in another dream where I had all my old gaming shit and was playing borderlands 2. But it turns out I owned a McDonald's franchise and I had an Xbox that the employees could play on break. Then eventually I went to a dry cleaners where I got naked and gave them my clothes. I looked in the mirror and I was a middle aged man who was slightly balding and I still had a hat on. Like those hats at Steak n Shake. I went back into the McDonald's and this women said I sold it to her and I remembered that I did. Then a cashier who was my inside man because he hated the new management had hacked the little keypad thing where it takes you to a list of XBL profiles which one was called notagoldfish and had picture of an angry Louise. Then I got on the counter, still naked and yelled Big Smoke's order. I then discover that the management had screwed up the menu and now it had that shitty real McDonald's food. The food I had served was that good shit. Then fucking MC Ride comes out in McDonald's uniform and yells
"ITS ALL SUPERSIZED
ITS ALL SUPERSIZED
ITS ALL SUPERSIZED
BITCH PLEASE YOU MUST TRY OUR SHAMROCK SHAKES, REAL SHIT
AWWWWWW SHIIIIIT I'M LOVIN' IT"
The new proprietor was the lawyer lady from that one episode of Scrubs but was much older and wore weird looking glasses. And they were handing out free samples and I took lots of waffle fries and put them in my hat and also took a soggy McChicken

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>>737109353

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>>737108314
fuck
you get the point, though
>>737109353
hello rem
>>737109428
absolutely wild.

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Good morning friends. Or evening.

>>737109428
The fuck....

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>>737109567
Well fuck

>>737109570
Hi Yui. Still don't got that name yet.

>>737109789
Hello Hitagi.

>>737109570
It's exactly why I don't like sleeping

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>playing goldeneye
>statue level
>finish 4 objectives, on last one
>N64 controller does what an N64 controller does best and malfunctions
>I die
>>737109923
Probably Jui. That's what I'll go with.
>>737109934
I barely remember my dreams anymore, so at least your dreams make for good stories to tell people.

>>737109923
get [ret

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>>737109923
Hello Rem how are you doing?
>>737110072
You sure it wasnt goldeneye? That game is pretty buggy.

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I choose Froppy for waifu
and i want to daughterfu Kanna

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>>737110072
That doesn't sound like a name I would give.

>>737110186
I'm doing fine. Yourself?

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>>737110072
I told a girl about a dream where I fucked her brains out o:
>>737110394
>daughteru
Read the OP, its a waifu thread.
Also how does a frog and human make a dragon?

>>737110474
>he doesn't fuck frogs
pfft

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>>737110186
my N64 controller sometimes bugs out and makes the player move in a counterclockwise circle. it does that for goldeneye and OoT. fixed the controller, reset the game, beat the mission this time. hard as fuck though
>>737110469
it was one of the three thigns people call me though :o
>>737110474
how did she react to it?

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>>737110469
Im doing alright. Dreading going to work in a bit though.
>>737110719
That mission is a pain

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>>737110394
>>737109239
>>737106074
>>737105476
>>737105204
>>737104820
>>737103983
Woah woah woah there sir
It seems your waifu is underage..
You're all under arrest for exploitation of minors.
See ya in the big house fellas

>>737110853
Rory is 32

>>737110778
Is something wrong there?

>>737110719
But something unique for you.

>>737110853
None of them are underage where I live buddy.

>>737110778
now I'm at Archives, getting my shit shoved in by hoards of guards and dual wielding douchebags.
>>737110853
Yui's 18 for most of the anime series :o
>>737110978
hmmmmmmmmmmm
I'd still say Jui/Juisexual

>>737110978
Make a thread I'm too lazy to bake and you're a chef so do what your meant to do and bake

>>737110978
Wrong at work?
>>737111150
Very good! those dual weilding douce bags do suck
>Hitagi

>>737110978
Wait isn't Rory 300+ years old?

Oh shit haha galko has her own fucking website

>>737111396
>>737111396
>>737111396