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Did this awhile back and had some good conversations with some

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Did this awhile back and had some good conversations with some good people. And also had some trolls. I figured it's time to do it again. 75 year old christian here. Looking to spread wisdom and good vibes. Ask anything my /b/rothers.
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>>737088539
why is the guy in the red robe trying to blow jesus?
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>>737088653
also, the kid in the pic is looking at me like
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>>737088653
I don't believe that is what happening in the picture my friend. I think the guy in red is trying to disrobe Jesus in an attempt to faggotize our lord and savior.
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>>737088843
That kid has obviously heard about or seen the miracles of Jesus and is like "Dafuq, this niqqa lit af"
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>>737088653
I think he's hoping that if he rubs on his robes, that maybe some of his magical powers will rub off on him.
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>>737088990
"Magic". I think you mean righteousness my friend. Also do you have to captchas more than once to post because I think i'm being gaslighted by the captcha people.
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>>737088539
Why europa shit?
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>>737089194
>I think you mean righteousness my friend.
Why do you say that?
>Also do you have to captchas more than once to post
They only make you solve lots of captchas if you are making a lot of posts. In theory, to try and slow your posting down.
I feel your pain, I hate the ones that have you make shapes around objects.
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>>737089194
shut up and click those vehicles and signs bitch
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>>737089425
1. Because Jesus didn't use magic. He used the power of the Great I Am. 2. Thanks for the advice My friend.
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>>737089437
I guess i'll have t do that my friend.
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>>737088539
You smoke weed?
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Let's get real. What are tour thoughts on demons? Because I have had close encounter with a couple, I know I shouldn't fear it but I do and I don't know how to get over that fear. Any suggestions?
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>>737089612
Absolutely my friend!
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>>737089758
Please pardon my grammar, it's 3:40A.M. for me and I can't sleep because all this demonic stuff that's happened is this very room. I'm kinda freaking out if you get my drift
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>>737089536
What should I do I took to much LSD. I'm a Christian and have been smoking and falling away from him.
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>>737088854
Every year the Merriam Webster people or whatever says some word that was never a word is now a word. I hope the word for 2017 is "faggotize."
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>>737088539
>also had some trolls
Oh my!
Sorry to hear that.
This does not meet our community standards
please flag further incidents and we will take action
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>>737090000
Just pray

Perfect love casts out fear the Most High is the creator and no spirit can scare him.
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>>737089758
My friend, I'm am glad you posted this. Always remember that demons are instruments of satan himself, they are powerful beings, if you let them be powerful beings. All it takes is a simple "In the name of Jesus, i command you to leave!" and they have no choice but to go. Good vibes sent your way my friend!
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>>737090000
Hot damn checked
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>>737088539
I'm sorry you've spent this long wasting your time on bullshit.
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yo he LOVES da kids
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>>737090023
Go to rehab. Go to the ER first. Pray to him. I will be glad to talk to you daily and help you straighten your path.
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Hey man. How do you feel knowing that the only place where people like us can talk about things that would not be usually talked about while maintaining our anonimity, the place where the biggest amount of unbiased info could be freely distributed and debated is filled to the brim with porn threads?
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>>737090112
>>737090114
Thank you, I have been. The only reason I'm asking is because it really got to me the first time and I just wanted to see if there was a Bible verse or something that I may have overlooked, thank you anyways. The fact that you believe me makes this situation better
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>>737090162
Indeed, in fact Jesus says we should strive to be more like children and maintain our innocence
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yo I got a Golden beatle in plastic on my keys ..guaranteed to ward off all demons and it works
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>>737090249
ER???
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Also, just to contribute a little instead of just whining, what are your thoughts on kardecism? have you ever heard about umbanda or candomblé?
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>>737090000
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>>737090308
why would someone go to rehab or a hospital on lsd?
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>>737090254
I think to each his own my brother. You managed to find a thread unrelated to pornography, so everyone else can.
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>>737088539
I practice voodoo. Sup
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>>737090355
To get rid of addiction My friend. http://www.projectknow.com/research/lsd/
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>>737088539
>MyNiggaJesusAndHisHoes.jpg
>75 year old christian
Yeah.
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>>737090389
Hello my friend. How does voodoo work out for ya? I'd love to hear first rather than research it.
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>>737090478
I need to.
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>>737090519
How did a Christian thread become research on voodoo?
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>>737090508
Whats wrong with the file name my friend? Jesus is my "nigga" and he had alot of hoes. His best friend was a prostitute for crying out loud
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>>737090568
Voodoo has no power over the Most High God.
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>>737088539
hail satan
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>>737090568
I love to hear peoples beliefs on other things so I don't become old and full of hate. ex "god hates fags." - old people
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>>737090664
I'm sorry you feel that way my friend. Are you an avid worshipper or just a troll?
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>>737090655
Very true, I was just asking how voodoo came up to begin with
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>>737090655
Amen brother. But it could have power over humans.
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>>737088539
Are you my crazy ass uncle Tim?
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>>737090708
>>737090389
This anon brought it up.
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>>737090735
Only those who are not believers
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>>737090777
Thank you sir, I must have missed that comment
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>>737090769
>>737090769
Unfortunately i'm not. But tim sounds like a great warrior for christ.
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>>737090568
Because you're on /b/
No thread stays on topic forever.
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>>737090796
Even believers can be caught in the lies of the world my friend.
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>>737088539
Hey there. I actually am just here to ask for some prayers. You can refer to me as Livingston.

I am hoping that this year will be better than those prior. Thank you :)

God bless
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>>737090844
Amen to that /b/rother
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He who is the Most High is he who created all that exists.
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>>737090878
I will put you on my prayer list Livingston. Any way I could contact you for a praise report?
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>>737090924
Amen to that /b/rother
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This site is disgusting and nasty.
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>>737090988
Amen to that /b/rother
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>>737090000
Holy moses the quads. OP here wondering how it's working out. Prayers have been sent your way.
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>>737088539
What do you know of the coming apocalypse ?
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>>737090930
Thanks anon. We don't need to contact again, I know it'll work out :)
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>>737088539
How come it was the Jews that was waiting on a messiah but they got one and it was a Jew and they said ahh hell no fuck this motherfucker but the Jewish messiah saved all the goys and left the Jews hanging man what the fuck but that nigger Jesus who was the messiah the Jews been wanting he just said fuck you Jews and then the Jews had the Romans kill him and now the Jews control the money and the porn and maybe dome of the drugs too


I mean fuck Jews.
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>>737091082
Is it too late for me to stop my drug addictions brothers
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>>737091064
Things are going well. Many thanks for the prayers and advice
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>>737088539
if jebus got dick slapped will he turn a cheek?
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>>737091137
It is never too late.... If I was able too kicked my habit and you can too.
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>>737091137
Ive sinned too much against God I feel like it's too late to turn back
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I think about killing myself at least five times a day. Help
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>>737091234
He will turn the other cheek. Butt cheek that is amirite?
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>>737091241
You can always turn back, that is one of God's greatest gifts, forgiveness
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>>737091130
The jews didn't condemn Jesus. They just fufilled the prophecy. Just like Judas, who has been forgiven and is at the fathers side.
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>>737091273
What is wrong we all love you very much and so does He Who Is With You.
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>>737091273
On the sixth day do it
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>>737091234
He will My friend
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>>737091320
Why do I deserve to be forgiven
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>>737091332
So did judas hang himself or did judas jump off a cliff? The bible says both
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>>737091374
That's the point, no one deserves forgiveness, but it is given freely by God Most High
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>>737091334
I am worthless
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>>737091374
Mercy
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>>737091286
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>>737091273
My friend. If you do, before you do it ask the father to forgive you of your sins. Believe in him, truly believe, and you will find yourself in your mansion in no time. Everyone has a purpose in life, I belive those that fill their purpose early on get suicidal tendencies, like Judas. This doesn't stop them from getting to heaven. Prayers sent your way my friend.
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>>737091433
No you are worth

God created you to exist with him and live with him the father the creator who loves us all and wants you to come home to him too
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>>737091429
how high is the most high?
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>>737091530
Higher than a motherfucker my son
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>>737088539
What's it like being 12 years old and staying up this late?
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>>737091409
I came across this awhile back. May it help you as it helped me.
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>>737091591
Not funny
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Jesus' existence is absolute, that nigger got crucified so that the modern world could unite and start counting a strong and accurate calendar. Whats fucked up is that years later people living on Jesus' timeline have the guts to denounce him and his great sacrifice. What do athiests actually believe when they look at the calender? Like its named 2017 A.D (After Death of Christ) but still people would rather believe in nothing. Oddly enough my nigger Jesus saw this coming and had it written that men are weak and cannot count to 2000 years without forgetting what they're counting for. Its a bother for any man who wants to contribute to a growing society when you realize that societies nature is to collapse on itself. A new generation without guidance, ready to fall for anything, unable to comprehend their own history and thus doomed to repeat past mistakes.
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>>737091621
My friend, you are in my and Mary Sues prayers. The fact that you need to provoke what you assume is a 12 year old is sad. prayers sent your way my friend.
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>>737091591
Amen to that brother. The most high refers to him being an authority fugure such as high on the totem pole. Not an earthly high.
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>>737091332
Nigga please the Jews hated Jesus because he fulfilled their prophesy or whatever but they didn't like him . Probably because their ((prophesy)) was a bullshit control tactic in the first place
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>>737091771
Sorta like a dmt height then?
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>>737091693
My brother, My friend, humanity may fail but christ will never. Remember, god promised to never destroy the earth with water, but he may destroy it by fire, make sure you have your salvation my friend, before worrying about the worlds. Prayers sent your way and thanks for sharing your wisdom amongst the thread.
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>>737091530
Trying to explain that to anyone is like trying tout fit all the water in the ocean into a single glass. God is beyond our understanding, that's how high
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>>737091881
That hooker deserved to go to hell if she didn't take christ as her savior
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>>737091693
Where did Jesus write that can't count past 2000 BS you speak of?

Protip he didnt
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>>737091880
Higher than dmt my friend. God does nt have an earthly body so he can't od.
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>>737092061
I can't OD from DMT. Am I a god?
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>>737091530
Unfathomable to comprehend with our human minds. He transcends time and space.
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>>737092159
Unfortunately not, my friend.
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>>737092230
Amen.
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It's going to start dawning soon so i'm gonna go to sleep. Please pray for me that I do not still have a great fear of demons. Many thanks brothers and sisters. I'm praying for all of you
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>>737092242
And you know this how?
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>>737092263
Prayers sent your way and already anwered my brother. Accept your blessing and accept the power of Christ, nothing is impossible.
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>>737092299
I don't my friend.
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>>737092008
Or did he? Have you done the research?
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>>737092008
Its implied in revelations...

I'm not a satanist but I've concluded that 666 anti christ isnt evil but rather a necessity to remind people that the bible was correct in its predictions so that they can STFU and get back to following God.
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i just injected 40 maryjuanas will i see the most high?
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>>737092593
Amen brother. Great job on the revelations, I was gonna make anon dig for it and hopefully discover more of the wonderful word of god.
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>>737092699
I doubt it My friend. Try to be more like Elijah. that would give you the most chance of seeing *The Most High
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>>737091638
what is it sherlock
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>>737091481
holy shit what is this contradictory bullshit... christians condemn suicide.. wtf is this place
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>>737092899
My goodness, I forgot to post the link. I apologize anon. https://ratiochristi.org/uah/blog/post/how-did-judas-die/2918 (do you really expect an old man to know how to work the internet?)
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>>737088539
Would you pull the trigger on a gay man?
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>>737092821
>Elijah
tell me how in fucks name will i challenge baal?
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>>737092971
What christians condemn suicide? As far as I know it is accepted. Judas is a great example. I reccomend the gospel of Judas to young people wanting to commit suicide. Also, not all christians have the same beliefs becuase of different interpretations and versions of the bible and different denominations.
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>>737092159
God is infinite we are finite
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>>737093094
I would not pull the trigger on anyone my friend.
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>>737093259
False my friend, we are made infinite by grace through faith.
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>>737093285
I need Jesus
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>>737093252
Also check this out. http://theconversation.com/why-judas-was-actually-more-of-a-saint-than-a-sinner-56689
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>>737093327
His mind is what I meant
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Is consciousness the absence of god?
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>>737093346
I have a feeling he's been knocking on your heart. Open the door and let him in. Let the blessings flow into your life my friend!
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>>737093389
Unfortunately most of the time this is true. That's why god appears through dreams and visions.
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>>737090591
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>>737093377
Alls well and good my friend!
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>>737093497
The gif reminds me of my grand daughter when I try to give her advice. I assure you my friend, the fact that people think christians don't use words that are considered profanity is a wide misconception.
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the thread is dying and I still want to share with everyone. ASk away my /b/rothers and /b/tards
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All my threads are dead push me to the edge :'(
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>>737093915
Black eyed children?
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Pic with timestamp.
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