you come home and find your 8 year old son looking like

Beat to death

I wouldn't believe that he is my son, and i'd kick him out of the house.

Tell him to get out....I no longer have a son...

Fug

>>737076504
>Think about killing myself
>Go to kill myself
>Ready to jump from the noose, pull the trigger, swallow the pills, drop the toaster, etc.
>Stop
>Realize it's society, not me
>Kill society
>Play the game "Hatred"

>>737076504
Disowned and given up my rights as a parent. Then get a vasectomy to prevent future failures. Human race can't advance with faggotry.

Cut off his dick is he's gonna be a damn woman he's gonna bleed like one

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>>737076504
Be glad he dosen't look like this

There's being gay, and then there's being a total faggot

Whip out the shock therapy apparatus.

Send him to his room to think about tits and pussy and not to come out until he has a boner.

>>737076504
Do you make this thread every night OP?

>>737076720
I concurr

>>737076504
I wouldn't care because I'm not mentally weak.

>>737076504
Kill yourself for fucking failing as a parent, and failing HARD. Most failure parents' offspring don't go hard fag like that until their late teens/early twenties; yours did it at age 8.

>>737076504
Put on my dress and wig and show him how to shave his legs and arms so he can look acceptably passing

>>737076504
ask him who styled that outfit, an 8 year old faggot? More raf, less v necks.

>>737076504
Joey Killmeyer is the father I think. If I remember the story, his "daughter" is gay and he's a makeup artist and uses his professional skill to do his son's makeup. Google Image search "joey killmeyer" and see all the faggot stuff. Again, there's being gay (okay, sure why not), and then there's being a faggot.

>>737076504
"Honey.. We have to talk about the boy".

I tell him I'm proud he's learned so much from me. Then I proceed to post a picture of him and ask /b/ what they'd do in the same situation.

>unzips pants

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>>737076504
>I have a son...?
>s/he is white, while I'm not
>already looks like a whore
Talk to him and see why he's doing this. Clearly I wasn't in his life enough, or I was lacking in some other aspect as a father.

>>737076504
Show him your dick

>>737076504
start buying him dresses and teaching him how a good sissy acts

>>737076504
Fuck the shit out of him

So who's gonna tribute that picture

>>737076504
I'd get my ass in shape and get prepped to skull fuck any mother fucker who had shit to say about him. That's my kid, don't care what he wears, who he fucks or how he expresses himself.

>>737077392
I've done it so many times already.

Throw him off the cliffs of Sparta

>>737077513
Pics

>>737076504
Ask him to make sure he properly prepped that boy pussy of his

Cant do shit cuz ur canadian and rely on c89 bill to be a great parent

Accept his lifestyle choice but only let him practice it in my home until he is older to deal with the judgement of society.

>>737076504

Well, since all the events and education or lack thereof leading to him wanting to look like this, I'd kill him for being a freak and kill myself for being a terrible parent.

Happily, my kids are not taking that direction though.

>>737078137
*since all the events and education or lack thereof leading to him wanting to look like this ARE MY RESPONSIBILITY AS A PARENT, I'd kill him for being a freak and kill myself for being a terrible parent.

Sorry for the incomplete post.

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>>737076504

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>>737076504

die of fucking embarrassment

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>>737076504
If he did that to himself, he would be a hair and makeup child prodigy and would probably be making a shit ton of money doing it when he got older.

If not, I'll beat the living shit out of him.

>>737076504
>Ask him if he ever thought about the other boys in his grade
>"i can show you how to get them to like you"
>choke him by the throat and pin him against the wall by his neck
>take my cock out and tell him to lick it
>choke him harder until compliance
>throat-fuck him and tell him to stop crying
>cum in his mouth
>throw him onto the floor and toss a shirt on him
>ask him if he still wants to be gay

And thats how you cure gayness

>>737078793
What if he bit your dick off?

>>737076687
Underrated post

Get him on hormones as fast as possible so that she can transform into the body that she is comfortable with

>>737078992
Give him an award

>>737078374
>>737076719
This type of shit is one if the big problems with the whole pc culture thing popping up these days. These are fucking little boys trying to look sexy. Pretty much saying "don't you want to fuck me". That kind of behavior from a kid should not be encouraged no matter what gender they want to label on themselves.

>>737079223
You should let him keep your dick as a trophy.

>>737079376
maybe some kids want to be fucked?

>>737079376
well all gays are pedophiles

>>737079512

Kids who want to look like this are already fucked imho.

>>737076504
Teach her how to suck my cock
Fuck her in the ass.
Every day.

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>>737078689
>hair and makeup child prodigy

>>737079376
I agree. There's a right way and a wrong way to explore your sexuality throughout life. It's not that they're flaunting it, it's that they're trying to emulate what they see in a historically unhealthy sexual culture. Maybe it's a phase they'll grow out of, but without the right role models, you can't tell for sure.

>>737076504

Will make a hell of a blackmail picture when he's about 16 years old. Son, I need you to go do your chores. No dad, I want to play vidya. Son, you remember that pic??? OK OK ....I'm gonna do my chores.

>>737076719
he thicc tho..

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>>737076504

Looks like its happening everywhere

>>737077242
Problem solved

>>737080639
No, that would look terrible with those chinos and the oversized buckle would show through the shirt, moron.

>>737080265
>middle school protest over womens rights

Not the same, exactly. But I've had thoughts that if my son turned trap I would rail the shit out of his tight button then make him slurp up my cum like a good whore.

>>737080265
That is completely different. They are protesting their School policy for not allowing them to wear shorts when it's hot as fuck, but girls can wear skirts or pants to their discretion. It's actually kinda bad ass.

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>>737076504

>Get belt
>Get gun
>Sit down
>Ask why
>I-I justed to be pretty like mommy
>Hits him
>"Your mommy has much better cheekbones then you, you little faggot. I'm not paying for the face lift and you're sure as shit not gonna jew me out of my money.JPG
>He cries
>Hits him with belt
>You get makeup stains on that shirt and fuck you through it.
>He stops crying
>I get gun.
>Remove all but one bullet.>
>Yourcockoryourlifewhichisitgonnabe.
>He picks cock
>I shoot him in cock and he bleds out any way.txt
>An Hero

No regrets.
>

>>737081313
I don't think you can bleed out from shooting a dick off. Ridiculousness.

>>737081506
you know how dicks work, right?

Fuck. At 8 set up like that? I would tell him to go into professional makeup right away. Make so much money if he has done that good of a job as just an urge. Get that kid into special effects makeup and by 25. He will be rich.

>>737081506
you definitely can.

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>>737081506

>Say can't bleed out from dick getting shot off
>Dicks get hard cause blood pumps into them.
>Implying that they haven't had their dick shit off.

>>737076504
Ask him to do my makeup

>>737076719
these type of people are the reason middle easterns do public stoning

kms

>>737082477
you are the type of person who deserves a public stoning.

>>737076504
Grab the gun and the kid. Take myself out with him so there wouldn't be any consequences.

>>737082561
no u r the one who should use a gun to ston yourself misspelling fag
shooting

>>737082561
fuck off faggot bitch I'll lynch you for thinking borderline CP is okay

>>737076504
>>737076719
>>737078374
I like sissy shota and this shit makes me sick. Insta boner kill.

These kids don't know fuck from shit yet and they're getting all this adult shit foisted upon them by deranged, flamboyant homosexuals and hyper-PC soccermoms.

These boys just want to play with trucks and tease girls with gross things.

>>737081554
>>737081654
>>737082152
I don't think you guys know how the body and dismemberment works. For healthy folk, chances are decent for even large members like arms and legs when the body is left to fend for it's self. Even better for small members, like your dick. Yeah you could die, but for healthy people, your chances of survival are pretty damn high.

>>737076504
Blame the liberals and go on a shooting spree killing everyone I see, including my son.

>>737082916

Not if you do it right.

>>737076504
i'd watch youtube