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So, this might sound crazy but I legitimately need advice here.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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So, this might sound crazy but I legitimately need advice here. My sister got a new camera for her birthday and yesterday she asked if I wanted to photoshoot her at the pool. I was like sure because i had nothing else to do so we went to the pool fairly late when nobody was there we did a little photoshoot for her fb swam for a bit and that was that. Now, today im looking at the pictures and... well, the craziest one is pic related. Most of them are normal but some of them like this one are wayyyyy more sexual then i remembered it being in person. Maybe i was just bored on autopilot and didnt see but i look at this picture and im like wtf... so, the thing thats bugging me is was my sister trying to flirt/turn ne on/tease me and i didnt notice or idk... wondering what b thinks
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>>737066889

You are probably seeing things. Post more so we can be sure.
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>>737067022
This.
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The sexy look is not meant for you. She probably just planned to send this pic to Chad.
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>>737066889
>is was my sister trying to flirt/turn ne on/tease me and i didnt notice

definitely. get naked, work up a boner and just walk into her room. next thing you know you'll be taking her to the bone zone.
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girls like to look sexy for social media you autistic fucking dipshit
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>>737067123
>taking her to the bone zone
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>>737066889
Need more, for science. Yeah science.
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>>737066889
Thats not your sister and you are a faggot
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>>737067220
yeah. take old one eye to the optometrist.
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all i know is i just beat my meat to your sister
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Maybe she just wants pics for /s?

Lol serious, though ask her to do another shoot, make it a "thing" to do photo shoots. Don't suggest any pose just let her decide.
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>>737066889
lol this is a television actor in argentina, she is quite famous here

I don't know where these pics come from though
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>>737067189
I fucking know buddy. I just thought it was weird i didnt say "HOLY SHIT MY SISTERS TRYING TO BANG ME"
>>737067351
Okay
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>>737066889
>facebook
>does my sister want the peen0r?
OP you can't be serious. She wants to put that in facebook to look good and get likes.
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>>737067323
XD did you come up with this joke yourself?
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>>737067689
Umm no. Hahaha wtf?
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>>737067817
There's too much green in this photo

>>professional photographer
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>>737067817
I'm gonna need you to timestamp your pool or sister to prove this is real
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>>737067817
someone dump smiling girls
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>>737066889
She was posing sexually for the people that see it on fb most probably. It wasn't necessarily to you, don't jump to conclusions anon.
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>>737066889
bro, she wants to post them to FB

she used you to take sexy, slutty pictures for to show Chad, not only used you, but used you for free

you have literally been cucked by your own sister, which makes you thinking she has you anywhere other than the friendzone even MORE pathetic
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Who the fuck goes to a community pool for a photo shoot
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>>737066889
she was modeling, you were the photographer,

more than likely she was picturing somebody else

fag
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>>737068267
a ton of middle class white bitches probly
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>>737068021
this. timestamp pool op
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>>737068021
>beautiful indoor pool
>your pool
Its a fucking local gym pool you autist.
>>737068106
I realize that. But idk, she didnt just turn around she turned around and bent over knowing i have a camera with zoom capabilities aimed right at her. I just cant believe i wasnt thinking about it in the moment
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She just wanted to take sexy pictures faggot
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>>737066889
>was my sister trying to flirt/turn ne on/tease me
No, you freak. She wants to show herself off, and was doing cute/sexy for the camera and social media, and trusted you to take the images without sexually harassing her. Be brother, not a perv.

But we're on /b/, so yeah, man, she was totally comin' on to ya. Pull out yer D (she wants it) and jerk it.
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>>737067114

This x1000
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she fine, little ho could get the pipe
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>>737068561
1. this is not your sister
2. your story is bullshit
3. i would very much like to have sexual intercourse with whomever this young woman actually is
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>>737066889
>>737067817
>>737068561

Please give me the link to your sis' FB OP.
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>>737066889
tl;dr

bitch got a face like a woodchuck tho
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>>737067817
FYI that's a better angle of her face
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>>737066889
what advice do you need?
you just want to see someone say
"ya bro ur sister def wants to fuck you"
then what? youll never act on it and ur sister will never touch ur pathetic ass
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>>737068761
Im not going to lie i did masturbate to these pictures.
>>737068764
She actually is though.
>>737068885
No.

So is there any actual advice or do i just forget about it.
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>>737069622
how old is she nigga
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>>737069622
yeah dude she wants the D

even if she doesn't realize it subconsciously she had to imagine it right? to make such a sexy face for you?

RIGHT?
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>>737069595
this
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>>737069622

tell her she is beautiful

show her your favorite pic

do it again

poast
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>>737069595
Idk... how do i know without walking into her room with a hardon?
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bone her
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>>737069595
or you be badass and prove to this fuck that OP always delivers
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>>737069622
>any actual advice
alright:

You're reading too much into this. this could just be completely innocent. she needed the pics taken and couldn't take them herself.

If you want, say you enjoyed the photography practice and that you're down if she wants to do it again sometime. then see how it goes.
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>>737067817
She's adorable!
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more pics pls
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>>737069925
alright, she's fucking hot and seems to be horny and desiring to get pumped by alpha cock, so for the sake of argument, i'll bite and pretend she's really your sister.

how do you look? are you Chad? are you alpha? do you have a good body? muscular? has she given hints like she wants to "experiment" with you in the past? i've heard stories from close-ish friends about their sisters wanting to mess around with them at a young age for "practice". the one specific dude i heard it from was full alpha-Chad. she's not going to want to "practice" with you unless you are hot man-meat
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>>737068764
>i would very much like to have sexual intercourse with whomever this young woman actually is
>whomever
Kek.
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>>737069925
Loving her! More please. And fuck her
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I'm going to side with the people who are saying she was posing for the people of fb. As for advice, just whack it to the pics and continue treating her like your sister. Don't make things weird. If she does that type of stuff to you when you're alone together and w/o the camera, then start thinking about incest.
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>>737069963
i mean even if he does prove me wrong
hes still fucking his sister....
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>>737069925
compliment her photos, suggest you'd be willing to help again if she needs it. more compliments + time, eventually build up to something along the lines of, "wish i land a girl as hot as you"

make some sparks, wait and see if it ignites something
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HAHAHAHA I RECOGNIZE HER AND I'M GOING TO MESSAGE HER TO TELL HER THAT HER AUTISTIC VIRGIN BROTHER WANTS TO FUCK HER. YOU EVEN ADMITTED TO MASTURBATING TO HER PICTURES. ENJOY BEING OSTRACIZED FROM YOUR OWN FAMILY YOU SAD PATHETIC LOSER.
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>>737070438
and? assuming he doesnt make it awkward it up, she'd make a hot fwb
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>>737070611
Dubs of proof
>checked
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>>737070642

>tfw I tried and couldn't make it happen
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>>737066889
You are asking what /b/ thinks? We think you should fuck your sister with a flashlight. With your dad jerking off in the background and your know tittie-fucks the nigger next door with a 12-inch dick.
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>>737070979

Explain. Now.
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>>737070979

Oh boy...
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>>737070979
go on...
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>>737070611
i'm lurking with the sick hope that this post might be real
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>>737071136
Truth
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i bet OP didn't even try to get some dirty shots
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>>737070611
her facebook?
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>>737070032
>>737070264
>>737070423
>>737070509
Thank you. I think im gonna compliment the pictures and the camera or whatever and say lets do it again. Talking about all this and everything has me fantasizing and shit so im going to see this through. Thanks anons.
>>737070611
No you dont faggot.
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>>737070611
Or she is in to him too and you just did op a solid by telling her.
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>>737071151
>>737071236
>>737071301

Probably not as interesting as your hoping, but here goes.I was about 14 (am 26 now) so details might be fuzzy

>be me, 14
>sis be 13
>raises in the Jehovah's Witness faith so super fucking sheltered and not really allowed to "date" or have much contact with opposite sex outside of school
>because of this, sister first female that catches my attention going into puberty
>shes still bouncing around in underwear at this point, not really self aware
>dem tiddies
>dem thicc thighs
>DAT ASS
>dat ass made me the ass man that I am today
>fap almost exlusively to mental images of her, only occasionally a girl from school

continue?
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>>737071537
Imply she should do a lingerie shoot. If you do it suddely so it's not super creepy and obvious could work.
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Send her a dick pic by accident, and give proof

if you dont then NO BALLS
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does OP have a sister? maybe. Did she get a new camera? possibly. are these pics that he took of her? not likely.

so the only question that really needs answering, where is the rest of the set.
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>>737071537
Saved your sisters pics. Gonna fap to them. Just wait and see if she asks you to something like this again. Next time compliment her with out being overly pervetes about it. Tell her she looks nice, or tell her what kinda poses you wpuld like to see. Take controll of the situation and at the vary least you will have a folder of fappable pics of your smokeing hot sister. Ps I want more pics of this young hot slut. How old is she?
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>>737071537
>>737071537
>>737071537
>those spread legs

good luck man, she's a horny hussy looking to get fucked.

i'm rooting for you. i'm rooting for you to pump her cunt full of your genetically-similar seed and make her give birth to a retarded incest babby. fucking hot.
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>>737066889
Fuck her hard, I'm from Texas so trust me
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Y'all are all fucking retarded, it's clearly daytime and by the slightest chance it isn't, she doesn't want to fuck you
She prob knows you're a pussy, prob thinks your gay and feels okay with posing like that
She isnt nude, it's for fb
Get a fucking girl that doesn't share your blood your creep fuck
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>>737072099
Check em. I am from Texas too.
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>>737071853
WE WANT IT ALL!!!!
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>>737071772
Moar
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>>737072099
>>737072224

Texas, checkin' em
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>>737068029
Fucking sauce man!
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>>737071537
Holy fuck. Saved
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>>737072404
Sameee
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>>737072099
>>737072224
>>737072404
City?
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>>737071537
bitch has a broader back than me
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>>737071772
moar nigger
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c'mon
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>>737072890
thats pretty fuckin beta
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>>737072878
Houston
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>>737072890
That's not her back
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>>737073064
aw...

welp op is feg
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>>737073064
Why ruin it faggot
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>>737073104
Same
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>>737073064
thanks bud

7/10 bait for changing the file names, op
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>>737072878
North DFW area
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>>737073064
So nudes?
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>>737072387

>sister been a moody bitch to everyone her whole life, especially right now as she becomes a teen
>still want to fuck her
>hide in bedroom and beat meat everytime she walks by in underwear
>slap/grab her ass a couple times, playfully
>doesn't seem to care at all
>doing something in garage one time after swimming(cant remember what) and feel down the back of her swimming bottoms
>doesn't care, doesn't really react at all
>sneak peak, shit is cash
>cum buckets for weeks
>don't do anything like that again because I'm scared she'll get upset or weirded out and tell

continuing
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>>737073064
/thread
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>>737073064
E X P O S E D

go cry yourself to sleep now, OP. your thrill ride is over. the biggest thing you ever did with your life has just been foiled
>>737073174
lmao. laughing SO hard at you, OP
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>>737073064
dump the rest of the set then....
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>>737073104
Any Wins of Pizana sisters from Houston?
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>>737073315
google it
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>>737066889
>>737073064
And this is why proof is always demanded.
sage
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>>737073244

cont cont cont cont
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>>737073438
Why, you already have
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>>737072878
Dallas
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>>737067817
Learn to your fucking white balance, that's awful.
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>>737066889
>as my sister trying to flirt/turn ne on/tease me
dude, you missed out. She totally wanted to bang but you just played the lame ass.
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>>737073309
Guess i wont post the rest then
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>>737068622
This
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>>737073244
Swimming bottom?
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>>737073711
Please do
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>>737066889
That look...cant be faked.

She wasnt 'thinking' about someone else- she was looking at YOU. That look says it all anon...you lucky bastard.
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http://silver-angels.net/gallery-Anita.html
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>>737073711
guess you wont.
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>>737074034
it ain't his sister you mong
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She was flirting with the camera not you, dumbass. What really bothers you is that you are turned on looking at your own sister. You sick fucking insest loving faggot.
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for you faggots
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>>737074037
OP IS A FUCKING LIAR
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Wow this wasnt op?! I honestly thought so because the point of focus was off in many of the pictures! Come on no /p/hotography fags?
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>>737073244

Forgot to mention that we stopped bathing together fairly late, only a while before puberty started to kick in for us (like 8-10) and we were both making an effort to bathe with each other. Our mom intervened and made an effort to make us know that it "wasn't ok" for us to keep bathing with each other and look at each other's parts. Might explain some sort of desensitized attitude towards sexuality towards me while we were young teens, but I'll never know.

>summer is here and we are home alone most of the week, both parents work
>not grabbing often anymore but start "exposing" myself by accident to her, like draping my legs open while im wearing a towel after a bath and acting like I don't notice that I'm hanging dong
>do this several times while she watches TV and I pretend to watch with her
>can see out of corner of eye that shes sneaking peeks
>this goes on for a couple weeks and I'm feeling braver
>call her into bathroom while I'm taking a bath, fully nude
>she seems uncomfortable but curious at the same time
>comes into room holding her hands up in front of her, tell her its fine I don't care and she lowers them
>sporting a hard on, no way she doesn't notice
>can't remember exactly what was said, but I ask her to get in with me
>shes weirded out, but I tell her everythings ok and that we used to do it when we were younger, its basically just like swimming
>she says something weird that was out of place for her to say, something like "We used to love each other more back then" or something like that. Can't remember

continuing
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>>737074533
Lurkin' for more
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>>737071537
that's it op, you are actually autistic
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>>737074867
same
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>>737074533
TYPE FASTER DUDEEEEEEE
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>>737074533
Omg I don't care if fake. Just keep posting
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Your sister is kinda sticky looking.
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>>737074533
HURRY
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>>737067220
Top kek
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>>737074533
Finish the story, faggot
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>>737074533

This is how I know when an incest story is fake, the greentext retelling is really fucking detailed and I can't remember shit, and this was pretty much my sexual awakening

>say something else, can't remember
>she leaves after a bit, I'm disappointed and probably just gonna beat off
>she comes back in bathing suit and get in. See her in suit/underwear all the time so its nothing new. Still arousing
>we both relax and just shoot the shit, I'm sporting a hard dick the whole time and neither of us are acknowledging
>i remember my legs being sprawled out while she was sitting with her legs crossed almost inbetween mine
>really want to try something
>cock and balls aching
>keep talking about spongebob or w/e and school
>probably chill for about an hour
>getting later in the afternoon, she gets out because parents are probably gonna be home soon
>i beat off after she leaves and we don't talk about it for another week or so

continue
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>>737074533
Dude you take so freaking long day fuk
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>>737075329
And it only took ten fucking minutes
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>>737073064
I was enjoying her inbred jordyn jones nose
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>>737075329
most are pre-written
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>>737075329
b r o o o o o o o


so disappointing you could have tried for it, this post pissed me off.
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>>737066889
I hate when OP LIES
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>>737075329

>like a week later or some shit shes on couch watching tv
>feeling really brave and come out of my bedroom completely naked and hard and sit on the other couch shes not sitting on
>shes got that uncomfortable/curious look/tone in her voice and asks what am I doing
>really don't remember what I said
>keep watching TV
>I spit into my hand and start jerking off, really casually almost like shes not there
>she notices and looks for a handful of seconds before getting up and taking a pillow with her and lays down on the floor and keeps watching TV while not having me in her view
>Pretty sure I fucked up, shes not comfortable with this at all
>think she wants to stay though, cause shes the type of person that would have gotten upset and left the room all together if she was really bothered by it

continuing
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>>737072185
Acting like you don't find incest hot when you're currently in an incest thread. Mmhmm, trying to suppress something?
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>>737075856
NIGGA TYPE FASTER GODDAMMIT
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You guys want to see my uncles dick? He told me he would give me 2 hdmi cables last week, but he backed out so I stole some pics.
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My family doesn't do it for me, so why am I so fucking hard />>737075856
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>>737075856
FKEKR TYPER FASTER
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>>737075945
This
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>>737076067
sounds interesting post it and did u get the cables?
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>>737076067
yes
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>>737067114
Yep. Listen to this guy.
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>>737076067
Sure
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>>737075856
COME ON ITS BEEN 6 MINUTES
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>>737076067
post it niggu
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>>737075856
W-what happened?
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>>737075856
Fuck dude you know how to kill my bone just by how slow your bitch ass types
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>>737076315
My cousin asked me to take these picture of her
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>>737075856
Are you ugly? Because if you're ugly then that's fugged up to creep on your sister.
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>>737076338
KEEP IT ALIVE, CHUCKED FAGGOT !
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>>737066889
>wondering what b thinks
I think that's a teen model.
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>>737076353
looks like my dick if my dick had a face
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>>737076353
And because that one was so good, he had me take this one
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>>737066889
No she wasn't and yes you are just being a tard.
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I have an incest story

>Be me
>Be 15
>Sister is 17
>I always had a crush on her growing up
>She developed early and had amazing breasts by 14.
>She walks into my room one day in nothing but a towel
>I ask her what she wants
>She says "I need about $3.50"
>It was at this point that I noticed my sister was about 50 feet tall and eating a raw fish.
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>>737074285
Thank you.

Op and everyone else is a fuck
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>>737076588
>>737076485
Thread is officially over.
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>>737076436
Wait. Your dick doesn't have a face? One of us needs to go see a doctor
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She has that look like she's going to gain 80lbs within the next 5-10 years.
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>>737076588
Really? No dinosaur? You've let me down anon.
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>>737076648
That's what's called 'pregnant
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>>737075670

>>737075670

dude I was like 13 or 14 and raised in an extremely sheltered enviroment who said Jehovah would killed me if I touched a girl before marriage, its not like I was striving with large amounts of sexual confidence or knew what to do

also these are memories that I haven't ever put to words so much before, especially not in a green text. Its harder to put words to memories then I thought, so sorry for the wait

>Keep watching TV, can't finish myself off because I'm nervous now and don't think I should
>sister gets up eventually and goes back to being on the couch
>wait a little bit and go sit next to her
>she doesn't really acknowledge me
>eventually she asks me what I'm doing, tell her I don't know (looking back, I didnt)
>asks me why I'm doing that (masterbating) out here when I should do it in my room
>say I wanted to do it out here
>doesn't say anything for a little while
>asks if shes the one making it hard, or something to that affect
>say something autistic like "maybe i think so, I don't know"
>she looks at it, I start playing with it a little bit
>ask her if she wants to touch it
>she looks very strange and just says no, kind of like with a chuckle
>goes back to watching TV, I still keep softly stroking myself
>after awhile she raises her hand towards it like she wants to touch it, but backs off
>notice, and with a big lump in my throat I tell her its ok if she wants to
>she clumsily prods at it and feels around, says something about how red my pubes are compared to my head (we're both redheads, shes much more ginger but I've got a strawberry blonde thing going on while my pubes/beard are fire truck red)
>says something along the lines of "it feels like it hurts" or something like that
>tell her no it feels really good

continuing
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>>737075856
Fukkkkk
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>>737076765
Hurry up you fucker I want to bust and then go to bed
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>>737076765
TYPE WITH YOUR FEET TOO FOR FASTER
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>>737066889
>so, the thing thats bugging me is was my sister trying to flirt/turn ne on/tease me and i didnt notice or idk

no, you fucking idiot, she's going to send them to the guy she likes. are you really this fucking dense?

/b/ has warped your mind and you need to leave this place. your first thought was fucking hentai incest fantasy instead of logically realizing that your sister is being sexy for someone else
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>>737076765
oh my jehova fuck yes go on
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>>737073104
The Colony myself
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>>737076588
>>737076635
>>737076728
continued

>So my sister is spitting out fish bones on the carpet and I say "Sis, you know I always had a thing for you right?
>She screeches violently while spraying green shit on my bedroom door
>"No SIS, I mean I really have a "thing" for you" I replied.
>She then lept accross the room and bite off my left pinky toe.
>I complemented her precision and then gave her the $3.50

Continuing
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>>737077048
please dont.
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>>737077048
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>>737077048
They key is, never get your hopes up. OP is perpetuall fag>>737077048
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Three Fitty For The Win
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>>737067844
"XD" Summerfag confirmed
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>>737066889
Have sex with her, and everything will be fine.
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>>737076067
Lost the pics, didn't you?
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>>737077249
wew
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>>737069022
kek
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>>737076765

>i back off and let her explore for a minute
>remember my head being fucking swarming and hot, almost feverish like it was too much for my virgin brain to handle
>after awhile say something autistic and then "you should take your pjs off since you can see so much of me" or something stupid like that
>she doesn't respond for awhile but eventually pulls them off without getting up
>she doesn't take her shirt off, and I didn't wanna press my luck so no tiddies
>she doesn't really change her posture, so I can't really see anything other then the small fire-red bush shes developed
>shes still playing with my dick, it sounds weird but it didn't really seem sexual, at least for me. Almost like she was exploring. I don't remember if she was wet or not
>tell her I can't see "it" so she moves herself back a little bit and I can see her pussy a bit better
>go to touch it but she doesn't let me and kinda moves my hand away
>wrap arm around her waist kinda since I had nothing else to touch and still wanted to be close to her
>legit best moment of my life
>hard thinking about it now

>continuing
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>>737077122
>Skip forward two years and I am now 17, sis is 19.
>/b/ is disappointed that we aren't younger, especially that she is not 13.
>She comes into my room in a towel again.
>I point out that we have been here before.
>She then sprouts wings and flies through the roof, letting out a mist of green shit as she ascends towards the stars.

continuing
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>>737077003
Frisco nibba
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>>737077489
Way to kill my boner cunt
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>>737077489
>she turns back and look at my obvious bulge
>''anon, let me hear your thu'um''
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>>737077489
>Green shit is raining down on my room for 2 hours straight.
>I open my mouth wide and tilt my head back.
>Mouth fills up with her warm, green waste in only a few minutes.
>Do this for hours
>Shit rain stops
>Mother walks into room in nothing but a towel
>Father shoots her with a double barrel and grabs me by the cock, dragging me out of the house

continuing
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>>737077940
Literally laughing right now. Top kek.
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>>737077965
>Father is still leading me by the cock.
>We go through a dense forest next to our house.
>Father tells me that this story is going no where and /b/ will lose interest now
>12 year old cousin then comes out from behind a bush and demands that she joins our adventure
>/b/ is now interested again
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>>737076765
>something about how red my pubes are compared to my head (we're both redheads, shes much more ginger

Threw up....

Just a second

Finishing up, just gotta...

Threw up again.

Okay, alright, please finish.
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>>737066889

That's definitely the come fuck me face. Give her the dick OP. You only live once. To hell with society and its rules.
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>>737077434

Its important to note that aside from these sort of encounters, my sister didn't like physical contact with me very often, very few hugs and what not. The fact this was all happening, with sexual contact still blows my mind today compared to how she normally acted around me. We could be pretty shitty sibilings towards each other

>tell her I want to touch her too
>she shakes head, don't wanna scare her off so don't try and touch her pussy again
>this has been going on for a little while
>she asks me why I'm hard, like in a way thats sort of "you know I'm your sister" but without saying it
>tell her in the most virgin autistic way possible that I "like her when shes in her underwear" and shit like that
>tell her I like her butt
>she blushes and smiles
>ask her if I could touch her ass
>she moves up so I can move my hand down onto it, she seems much more comfortable then when I asked to touch her pussy
>she stops touching my dick, I ask her why, don't remember what she said

continuing
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>>737077434
>she starts tugging on my dick
>don't complain, feels pretty good
>fastforward to a few minutes later
>i'm about to burst
>she tugs as hard as she can and rips off the foreskin
>quickly throws it in her mouth and eats it
>i waste no time and punch her in the stomach as hard as i can
>she vomits up the foreskin
>i catch it in my mouth and swallow it
>she bursts into tears at my dominance
End of story
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>>737078334
It's not his sister retard
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>>737066889
No. If she is trying to look sexy it isn't for you. She is thinking of someone else seeing that photo when she posts it.
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>>737078222
>Father congratulates me on getting trips and I say "thanks /b/ro"
>Our moment of faggotry makes my 12 year old cousin commit suicide
>She doesn't have a weapon so she scraps her face against the bark of a tree for 3 hours until she bleeds to death.
>My father and I watch in horror as we hold each others' cocks
>Suddenly my sister descends from the stars and lands in front of us
>A green, shitty mist is emitted from her prolapsed anus as she stares me in the eye. My right eye to be specific

continuing
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>>737078409
continuing...
>i burst into nut at my dominance
>i realize she is my member and i'm crying tears and semen
> dad tells me 'chinup'
> i raise my chin and gaze into his eyes
> enlightened
> goes blind from staring at the sun too long
> badluckbrian.jpg
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>>737078517
You're retarded
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C'mon OP
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Anyone lurkin?
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This is actually. My sister op this is how you do it fucker.
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>>737078701
>I suddenly realize that I am my own sister
>It was me all along
>My dick is rock hard now
>But wait I don't have a dick
>And no boobs either
>I'm some kind of monster
>What is happening
>Why did Donald Trump do this to me?
>Suddenly I realize what I must do.
>I go to the voting booth and cast my ballot for Hillary Clinton.
>Hillary loses.
>I go into a rage and write several angry tweets about how toxic white men are.

continuing
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>>737078442

It's not his retard, sister.
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>>737079081
mhm
>>
>>737079081
Yes, share your fucken story if you have one dickhead
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>>737078885
T R I P S
R
I
P
S
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>>737079081
Waiting for our Jehovah friend while listening to some bach
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>>737079171
are you retarded
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>>737079081
Yup
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>>737078378
Type faster faggot
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>>737079125
Retard. Sister is not of he.
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>>737079089
>>
>>737079220
same. i thought it was the AMISH that were bad with computers
>>
>>737079095
>I'm at the bar trying to come to terms with my dinosaur like body
>I try to pick up a dude who is really drunk but he gets mad when I spray a line of liquid green diarrhea into his nostrils
>I say, outloud, that this is why Trump won.
>I loudly screech at the bar patrons and then break through the roof leaving my trail of raining green shit behind

continuing
>>
>>737079323
sister retard it's not, he of.
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>>737078378

>I kind of just rest my hand on her ass, don't really squeeze it to hard just enjoying the shape and feel of it
>dick has more blood in it then my brain
>ask her if she wants to "do it to me" referring to jerking off
>she shakes her head and doesn't say anything for awhile
>eventually says "I wanna see what it looks like though"
>i finish myself off in about 4 seconds probably the best cum of my life
>she watches the whole time, my hand on her ass
>do my best to not get any on her, but couch to the right of me is carpet bombed with cum
>she doesn't say a word
>a few minutes after of us "cuddling" she gets up and goes into her room without saying a word, I clean up

Now this is the disapointing part bros, sorry to let you down

>Couple weeks go by, we don't talk about it or anything. One day I was out in our camper doing something, can't remmeber what and she comes out and hugs me and kisses me briefly on the lips. Shes never kissed me, let alone on the lips. I didn't say anything and she left right after.
>occasionally grab her ass, summer is ending so don't really have an oppertunity to do anything else
>I try to initiate something a few weeks down the line, she doesn't seem receptive.
>school year drags on, nothing happens
>we get a bit older, nothing happens
>get too afraid to bring it up
>I move out at 19
>she gets married right out of highschool
>seen her once in 7 years, still jerk off thinking about her constantly, even in bed next to my fiance
>feels incestman, sometimes I wonder if I'm in love with her or something.
>>
>>737079312
This gave me a fucking heart attack
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>>737079515
ripppp
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>>737079530
It's better to start with this one first.
>>
>>737070979
well you got my attention
>>
>>737079473
>Back at home I log onto tumblr and start making posts about how white people are evil
>Some asshole tells me that black people commit more murders while only making up a 13% of the US population.
>Call him a racist and shit violently into my leather chair.
>Chair commits suicide
>I tweet about this and claim that Trump killed my chair and raped me
>I am asked for proof but present none
>I am then awarded a college degree and $200,000 for my bravery

continuing.
>>
I got some incest stories, yall
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>>737079972
Spit them out, faggot.
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>>737079515
>>737079805

She was my first sexual experience, I didn't have another one until I was 17, funny enough with one of her friends. I'm pretty sure shes the reason why I'm into ass, pale skin and especially redheads not to mention incest.

I don't feel fucked up from the encounter and constantly wonder how she remembers it. Unfortunately shes remained in the Jehovah's Witness faith, and if anyone knows much about it, ex members are typically shunned by their family. I heard from my aunt that shes getting out of it, but I haven't been able to get ahold of her.

I love her bros. I hope you enjoyed the story, I know I miss her.
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>>737068561

She's gorgeous...
>>
>>737077331
Fag being a fag
>>
>>737079171
Nice...
>>
>have a little sister
>start foolin around one time
>gets to the point where she would just sleep with me in the winter time
>one time lying on the couch in the living room just chilling with a blanket
>she comes over and is wearing a white tank top and lays by me under the blanket
>she has on black leggings and she has her ass against my crotch
>We're watching tv and i get a boner
>we were allready messing around before hand she pulls down her leggins and sticks out her butt
>i then pull down the front part of my shorts and boxers and stick my dick between her leggs and rubs against her pussy
>she just lays there aand is moving her ass abit
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>>737080176
Good story m8, it did take a long ass time but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Sucks though, the feelings I mean, but it was a fun ride.
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>>737079515
alright, anons, heres a made up happy ending for you to blow your load to:

>Some days later
>Pissing around in my room
>I remember parents arent home yet
>Take off pants, boxers still on, full alpha mode
>Find some shitty hand lotion
>I go into her room
>Rock fucking solid, small talk, she ignores it
>Eventually sit on her bed, shes reading a book
>Legs are fucking hot
>I take off my boxers, getting even harder
>Retard mode activated
>Emit a moan, similar to that of a broken train
>Looks at me weird
>I tell her to lick it- weirdlook.jpg, she reaches
>Kisses the tip, solid grip
>Even with the lack of experience, shes good
>Already about to nut
>Goes in for the kill, she goes open mouth
>Overwhelmed, my dick cant handle it
>Dick eruption in T-10 seconds
>Cum for a constant 8-10 seconds
>Hear her let out a small moan
>Uhhhstillhard.questionmark
>Reach for her ass
>Hard as fuck, she pulls me down and says "Read the first letter on every line"

sorry, I know this is shitty, but its the first Ive ever done
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>>737081573
fuckfuckfuck I messed up sorry to let you guys down Im just gonna not look at this thread now
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>>737081199

>my other sister is laying on the couch next to us and doesnt notice what we're doing
>man it felt good but no penetration
>she would thrust and rub all over my dick
>every once in a while i would try and stick it in her ass but she just flinches and sitcks her ass back out
>we were doing this kinda stuff for a while and when i would get to climax i would just jizz on the blanket
>then she would just pull up her pants and continue watching tv or what ever we were doing
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>>737081573
spitfirelirelikeagodchurh
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>>737069925
Walk into her room and turn 360°
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>>737082353
wtf did he mean to make it say?
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>>737082353

Autism's a hell of a drug...
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>>737079240
888
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>>737066889
who swims with earrings like that, wtf
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>>737066889
If op is still there, what camera did you use
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>>737083811
I didn't read the whole thread. Ignore that question
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>>737067683
THIS
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