You go to Walmart and buy 3 things that make the cashier give

camouflage clothing, binoculars, vaseline

Razor blades
Apples
Halloween decorations

Pantyhose, Pudding, duct tape

>>737055899
Big cucumber
Condoms
Vaseline

The movie Edward Scissor Hands
Scissors
Tape

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>>737055899
your mother, your father, a delorean.
gonna make sure you never post this again or exist.
boring faggot.

Ironman costume
Propane
Flame retardant spray

Slingshot
Tampons
Ketchup

small condoms, medium condoms, large condoms

>Jack Daniels
> Water based lubricant
>Entire Barbie tea party set, complete with cups, plates, tables, chairs, stovetop, and an assortment of Barbie's racially diverse friends.
>Bonus: Angrily tell clerk that you don't want to buy a Ken do, and that Ken better stay in the mothafuckin' store

>>737055899
a powerful gaming battlestation
a copy of world of warcraft vanilla
a steam controller

Dog food, vaseline, tissues

Cereal, milk, paper plates

>>737056567
This would definitely be the most confusing thing to see at check out

>>737056618
>walmart
>computers

butcher knife, goalie mask, book: best camping spots

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>>737056784
>not getting the full joke
>still not killing yourself
>mfw

Donuts
Donut Holes
Super Glue

Cough syrup, pillow, and a little dress

Laxatives, paper plates, spoons

Ten cases of rubber gloves, 5jaes of Vaseline, 50lb bag of sand

>>737056897
We actually do have steam controllers now, and a decent number of popular games. Just not any relevant enthusiast computers that might be able to run them.
t. a walmart employee

Four rabbits and a spoon

Toy gun, black spray paint, ski mask

>>737055899
>dubs
>check
>email
Bitch will freak!

>>737055899
Laxatives
Lube
Garden hose

>>737057257
>buy three things
>ends up buying five things

>>737057598
The rabbits come in a four pack at Walmart, faggot. They count as one item.

Book: The Purpose Driven Life
Throat Lozenges
Duct Tape

Duct tape, a little girls doll, and a pack of cigarettes.

>>737057815
Okay... then two items?

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Rope
Bullets
Condoms

>>737057929
Listen, jackass. You don't have to have exactly 9 items when you go through the 9 items or less register at the grocery store.

>>737058228
It says buy 3 items, not 3 items or less.

>>737055899
Condoms
A Video Camera
Dog Biscuits

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Dog treats
Net
Condoms

>>737058305

Beat me 35 seconds.

laxatives
super glue
pain pills

>>737058411
Great minds think alike.

>>737058291
I bet you told on everybody in grade school too. "but it's the rules" faggot detected

>>737058356
Is that kukulkan?

-"I'm sorry for your loss" card
- rat poison
- Happy birthday cake

>>737055899
bag of onions
bucket of lard
and a pack of rubber gloves

>>737058493
Catchy turn of phrase. Did you make that up yourself?

A tiny spy camera
Non-prescription glasses
Super Glue

dog collar, sandpaper, pencils

>>737058579
Looks of admiration for thinking ahead

>>737058544
http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-hosts-feathered-serpent-god-part-deit-53917

Yea.

Ladder, ground tarp, laxactives

>scope
>bullets
>hunting bow

>>737057256
being this gay and not killing yourself.
kys.

>>737055899
Mayonnaise (a lot of it)
Man-Thong
Snorkel

The movie The Little Mermaid
Frozen fish
A book on genetic engineering

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Sunglasses, a ripstick, and a 12ga. Shotgun.

Laxatives
Laxatives
The Bible

The complete collection of The Big Bang Theory
A shirt that says bazinga!
Some Oakley shades

>>737057815
where do you live that they sell rabbits at Walmart?

Three rabbits taken from a four pack of rabbits

Protip: Nobody from walmart is paying attention to what you're buying. They are checked out mentally, thinking of other things.

A four pack of rabbits, lube and a pack of jumbo frozen hotdogs

Undies for my sister
Lube
Hydrogen Peroxide

A 4 pack of rabbits
A cage
Jumper cables

four pack of rabbits
four pack of boxers
four pack of condoms

hand sanitizer, salt, coffee filters

Condoms
Chocolates (Heart)
A Rose

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>>737055899
Fidget spinner
Vaseline
aluminum baseball bat

>>737055899
Box of 9mm
Lunch baggies
Digital scale
>Can you give me an extra receipt? I need it for my expense report.

>>737059862
No barcode, dipshit. You'd've had to get 3 4-packs.

>>737058305
Why the condoms? That's the confusing part

>>737055899
bread
milk
eggs

For french toast

>>737055899
Go up to the cashier, ask her how much condoms cost. When she says how much they cost, walk away angrily.

Come back with plastic wrap, rubber bands and lube.

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>>737061217
chainsaw
trash bags
duck tape

For Femanons-

Condoms
Sewing needle
Pregnancy test

>>737055899
A teddy bear, a box, and some string.

large bottle of chlorine
large bottle of ammonia
pack of water balloons

Here's another classic
Doughnuts
Doughnut holes
Glue

>>737056319
Kek'd way harder at this than I should've.

>>737057815
>The rabbits come in a four pack at Walmart,

I went into walmart, bought a milligram scale, 1000 0-size gel capsules, fine measurement tools, eye goggles and latex gloves once
Cashier didn't bat an eye

>>737061371
Just take the barcodes off 3 packs and stick them to the rabbits, duh.

>>737059964
I've worked at Wal-Mart before and I can agree with this anon. They really don't care, they are focused on getting you tf out so they can stop working for a few seconds

>>737062840
It's the thought that counts

A 4 pack of rabbits
A 4 pack of rabbits
A 4 pack of rabbits

Make sure the clerk sees your shopping list

>>737058916
You would just look like a hunterfag. You all suck at this ffs.

>>737055899
Vaseline, tongs, and a cornish game hen.

Gallon of milk
Gallon of glue

>>737056319
Sometimes simple humor is the best humor.

Done this
Family size box of condoms
Case of beer
Carton of cigs

Not within parameters but got many crazy looks and dumb comments.
15 heads of lettuce

A 4 pack of rabbits, female doll clothing, male doll clothing

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>>737055899
Vaseline, tissues, and this dvd.

A baseball bat
A baseball glove
A 4 pack of rabbits

Blood thinners
Razor blades
Bottle of whiskey

>>737061386
don't want to catch STDs

>>737061444
that's actually a good idea

>>737055899
1) Little girl panties.
2) Lubricating lotion.
3) An axe.

>>737061444
They don't know the prices. Unless they've worked in the pharmacy and got asked about them a lot(trust me, people don't ask. They awkwardly hide in an isle waiting for you to finish stocking and then go in. I use to watch it when I worked the department), the won't know. I've also worked on the register on extremely busy/understaffed days. You just ring the items and make small talk. You only check the price for "wrong priced" items and when they make a comment about the price
>>737062840
If it's slow and they're just wasting time they'll look at the items. Especially if it's just 3 items, the overly friendly ones will pay attention.

On that note

>condoms
>cucumber
>lube

>>737062731
But then you're still paying for 12 so why not get 12? Apart from being obstinate.

Two 4-packs of rabbits
pack of hot dog buns

I would never shop there, only for trailer trash

A gross of eggs, industrial lubricant and another gross of eggs.

the nighttime cashier at my walmart has fucking severe diabeeetes and it looks like his face and feet are gonnna fall off off.... fuck wal-wart

>>737056714
It's clearly just someone testing some shit out

Diaper
Condom
Mein kompf

Birthday balloons
Rat poison
Cake mix