Waifu claiming thread.
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>>737032594
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Lazy bums.
>Yui claimed
>>737055778
Alice! :o
First semi lewd post.
>>737055162 TIEguh
Im happy to hear that. Stay alive for me Taiga.
>>737055237 Louiser
Damn right. But oh well.
>>737055405 Jewy
/waifu/ has a strong presence here indeed.
>>737056040
Well, so long as he buys his memeware, at least you get to try it out, right?
>>737055405
I'd say, everyone was freaking out because when I got hit I fell over. One of them thought I was dead and had a panic attack
I need a FFXIV character, what should I play?
>>737056040
>Jewy
>Juisexual
>Junie
>>737056291
>one of them thought I was dead
so that's a threat, too?
what nickname should I take holy shit.
/waifu/ is unbreakable.
>>737056330
It can be, especially if you fall overboard but that's a given
Jui sounds fitting imo
>>737055840
Hi juisexual
>>737056327
MCH
>>737056667
>one second off quads
I also realized that >>737056330
is completely fucked and out of order
Jewy = Jui but >>737056739
always calls me juisexual
also hi
Nights everyone, take care.
>>737056040
Will do. I'm gonna head to bed before I forget. Nighto Spooks, take care.
Lel my cousin gets 3 bday cakes. What a brat.
>>737056168
Sure I'd love to try his mimiwares.
>>737056330
Point is you're a jew.
It's time for me to fuck off. See ya fags later. Stay genki my nigs.
>>737057193
point is, you're a nigger and what should my nickname be
>>737057185
goodnight :o
>>737057193
Byebye!
>>737057360
>nigger
>nickname
Blacky
I've would've baked if only I wasn't explaining that John Cena and King of the Hill reference JoJo. Bobby looks like Shigekiyo Yangu and Boomhauer looks like Jean Polnareff and how John Cena basically stole Joseph Joestar's pose.
Also I'm gonna take a nap after this post.
>>737057546
> john cena
>nape
Ha. what are you gay?
>>737057659
>nape
What did he mean by this lol
>>737057001
I'll never get it.
All of them are good tbh
Shocking, the guy that betrays you is super obvious
>>737059069
what did you do now?
>>737059069
Shocking, Kurumi anon makes another joke about persona
>>737059816
I dindu nuffin, I's a good boy
>>737059882
Or literally every game with a traitor
>>737060036
Not really.
>>737060181
Foreshadowing is very heavy-handed nowadays, it kinda has to be so the player is somewhat on the same page or it feels like an asspull
>>737058167
i'll probably pick either juisexual or junie tbh
hello
>>737060323
Because people are retarded lol
>>737060515
Which is why traitors are basically this
https://youtu.be/DN9DW4rrEjY
>>737060505
welcome back :o
>>737060036
guilty
>>737060673
I'm gunna have people peacefully protest by burning shit and looting, just watch
>>737057001
Hi juisexual
Ramen is good owo
my name jeff
>>737060765
all lives matter
>>737061039
jesus
>>737060401
Cute either way
>>737062014
Das rasist
>>737060878
the maru chan ramen or the real-shit ramen?
>>737062027
I'll probably make a decision tomorrow.
slow thread, by the way.
>>737062027
ur a cute girl
>>737062235
My best friend is Mexican it's ok
>>737055540
Im at work and my ISP is blocked from making threads.
>>737062944
But I don't like mexicans
#BlackPower
>>737062526
I'll hopefully be here
>>737062578
N-no you 0///0
>>737063200
Have a Kurumi
>>737063200
Why not? -_-
>>737063273
I already have one, thanks
>>737063283
Because Mexicans are dirty, and Konota-anon is one
>>737063413
I thought we were greasy?
>>737062014
christ was an only child
>>737063510
Well you don't bathe so probably
>>737063413
:(
But Konata_Kun likes you -_-
>>737063622
And?
>>737063232
>N-no you 0///0
I'll smack your plump girl butt.
>>737063232
even if you aren't, i'll let you know when you are
>>737063709
You should be nicer to her
>>737063917
>Her
>>737063957
Just what I want to identify as
>>737064099
If you want to be a girl you'll be treated like one
>>737064099
>Has dick
>Is a girl
Then I'm a girl trapped in the body of an attack helicopter, I cry myself to sleep at night and cry again in the morning when I see my 20mm Rotary Canon under my blankets. I barely have the will to drop my Hellfire payload on dirty foreigners and wish I could walk on the ground instead of needing rotary blades to maneuver.
>>737064204
Hmm?
>>737064316
Epic meme. Why does it matter how people choose to live their lives? :o
>>737055486
>>737064524
If you want to be a girl then you'll be fucked like one
>>737064524
It only matters that it's the life of a lie
Also that it's just trendy here and that nobody actually cares
>>737063413
But did you have that Kurumi?
Hello and claim.
>>737064565
>>737065050
I did indeed, and I'm not even into feet
>>737064723
By my husband yeah
>>737064959
Every one lies. I don't follow trends; I set them
Here
>>737063874
Stahp 0//0
>>737063882
Thankie
>>737065349
Queer
How has work been?
>>737065370
ok, bye
>>737065204
of course, im only into real girls :P
>>737065151
Tick tock
>>737065135
Hello pole
>>737065050
You can almost see her pantsu
>hello all
>>737065204
I don't care, you're just a dude with a torpedo dick
>>737065498
Space Rock
>>737065349
Hello
>>737065498
How are you today friendo?
>>737065135
hello
nice peek
>>737065349
uniform snugs
>>737065408
Miserable. Got 290 dollar check today though. Also keep working 9 hours. I am not part time. This keeps up overtime pay will be a thing
>>737065651
Hi
>>737065683
I got paid today.
>>737065151
>Filename
DELET THIS
>>737065151
Eh. Im just trying to be nice. It is a good pic.
>>737065420
I'm into everything :P
>>737065638
You're just a jerk ;-;
>>737065683
Why thank you, what happened to risk of rain this weekend?
>>737065723
How are you doing friend?
>290 check...
Keep pushing for overtime.
>>737065860
Flirting and fucking behind your husband being one of them.
>>737065638
What happened to your clothes
>>737065723
>>737065651
I also got paid today
>>737065883
I got hired part time and already on my first paycheck I went over part time hours. I didnt even work a full two weeks. I have no idea what to do. I dont even want to work overtime.
>>737066037
I cant cash it until tomorrow probably
>>737065760
You're right
Shadow the Hedgehog is clearly better
>YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER
>>737065845
For people that like feet
Ir as I say, for people that found a way to disappoint every human that ever knew their name
>>737065860
And you're just a mexican
>>737066037
They fall off sometimes, the real question is "Is it intentional?"
>>737066037
Payday is good day.
>>737066087
Try talking to your boss then... I mean its Carls Jr right? I would imagine they would work with you somewhat if thats what you want.
>>737065723
What ya gonna do with the money?
>>737066087
Same tbh i mean i deposited it but it womt be available till midnight
>>737066152
Well hopefully its not and keeps happening or is and also keeps happening. Also nice condors
>>737066267
Agreed i just wish itd happen more often
>>737065723
missed the tank sale ?
>>737065883
didn't see elfpire on
and I got home a bit late
>>737065498
Rory has a few of those.
>>737066152
Well drawn pics with good art styles are still good pics.
>>737066152
That's a good thing, cute picture
>>737066006
We're an open couple, he does the same
>>737066485
How old is she again?
>>737066364
Trust me I know that feel...I have five bucks to last until friday... Its 90 cent Natural light pounders until then.
>>737066436
Ah fair enough. Did you do anything fun this weekend?
>>737066485
Rory pantsu is good pantsu.
>>737066364
The real question is "Will you succumb to the same fate?"
>>737066485
There's well drawn Vore art, but I won't admire that
>>737066495
It isn't a good thing
>>737066267
Mexican work ethic prevails at this place probably. I guess I could try its just really weird
>>737066316
Buy a gun and blow my brains out of course.
>>737066364
Neat.
>>737066436
Of course. It ended at 4am today. I guess I could settle for a chinese one or the french one that goes on sale next month. I also am thinking of getting some games on steam
>>737066784
How much do guns cost?
>>737066616
I could probably get by comfy with like a 4$/hr raise but gotta wait till aug 2 to ask
>>737066774
Psh no..
Wait what the fuck
>>737066784
Neato mosquito
>>737066867
About 200 bucks.
This thread full of lolis
Fukken gay. We need some Galko to make thread less gay.
>>737066616
Rory's panties probably literally smells like death.
>>737066152
Pls get out with that Rory knock-off
>>737066485
Pls get out with that Kurumi knock-off
>>737066784
Tomoko would be more erotic if she didn't shave any body hair except arms and legs
>>737066599
Anime or manga, physical age or actual age?
>>737066774
Enjoy the artist, hate the subject.
>>737066994
Oh
That's much cheaper than I was thinking
>>737066616
hopefully this weekend I'll try to stay home so we can play
and I did have fun
ate a lot got a bit drunk played uno and went our for funnel cake how about you ?
>>737066784
go easy on that check ....
>>737066152
>YOU NEED TO COLLECT RINGS TO MAINTAIN YOUR SUPER FORM
>WE NEED TO FIND CHAO
>SHADOW HELP US
>MARIAAAA
>WE NEED TO DESTROY THISE CHAOS EXPERIMENTS
Shadow the Hedgehog was the best game to waste an hour of your life on. I still beat it entirely, sadly.
>>737067016
Ok?
>>737067097
It doesnt have to be an expensive gun.
>>737067125
Fuck this check. Its the first one I dont pay bills and im miserable.
>>737066899
You seem troubled?
>>737067016
Please get out with that manatee knock-off
>>737067071
I don't think so
>>737067186
I beat it on PS2 and again on Gamecube, get on my level scrub
>>737067223
Why not just use a knife?
>>737067298
I played the game on PS2, beat it twice, once on Hard, Lost Impact run 12 minutes, Central City 8 minutes.
>>737067071
Actual of both who gibes a shit how old her nice body happens to be stuck at
>>737067186
Rems a pritty kitty
>>737067298
How is this happening what did you do?
>>737066784
It happens in the area im from too. Scratch that it will turn into dangerous water to tread on getting fired just from asking. My bad for false advice.
>>737066899
Ah got ya. Ive been trying to get promoted for the past year... Unfortunately I cant just ask and have to jump through hoops.
>>737067016
But...Ok. You do you boo. Nothing wrong with Lolis, coming from a non loli poster. Is this the Galko with the Jazz Bass? If so I apologies for my random shit posting last night, I was smashed.
>>737067125
I went exploring with a buddy, did some guitar shopping with him and drank a bottle of jameson. All and all a solid weekend for me.
>>737067298
If the artist does non-vore
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>737067421
Anime and manga share her actual age as 961. Manga physical age is 12, anime is 14.
Glad you faggots have shit taste, nobody posted my wife yet.M
>>737067398
Lost Impact Hero mission*
>>737067313
Ehh thats too much thought.
>>737067430
I will complain if I dont get overtime pay though.
>>737067398
I really hated how 99% of the final bosses were Egg Dealer though
>>737067421
That's my secret
>>737067544
Fetish art in general is terrible
>>737067561
Like vegetables, a waifu should be picked while it's in season
>>737067544
Both those physical ages are bs
>>737067430
Thsres potential here as the current leaders are incompetent AF
>>737067784
Thats a nice target
>>737067778
How?
Just stab yourself
>>737067223
well thats food stuff for you wait until they bs you with taxes and insurance stuff forgot what the name of it was
>>737067430
exploring where ?
sounds like it was a nice weekend do you play together ?
>>737067421
Agreed
>>737067784
I now really want a mod that has Joseph Joestar scream "OOOH NOOO" when Egg Dealer rolls Shadow Fever, or any bad roll.
>>737065370
no problem :)
>>737067186
question for the rem: what should my nickname be
out of all the names people have called me:
>Jui
>Juisexual
>Junie
>>737067912
Nah. It sounds slower.
>>737067970
They already took like 60 for taxes I think
>>737068033
Not if you do it in the right spot
>>737067778
I would, I would start looking for a new job then.
>>737067790
Then go for it! No reason why not, especially if your smarter than those around you.
>>737067970
We just picked a direction and drove, its an old stress relief of mine. We do play every now and then together.
>>737067784
Hey, if the artist is skilled, I can find nice things about it.
>>737067790
Its a crapsack world. Who knows how Rory caught the attention of Emroy at that age.
>>737067974
I have a mod that shouts that when.a weapon gets destroyed in MWO.
I'm gonna nap for a little bit
>>737068137
Still why not spend the money if I got it already
>>737068195
I guess.
>>737067847
It seems like you're finding less and less clothing with each passing second
>>737067974
Or replacing every Eggman line with "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER"
>>737068261
Well, you like Rory, so I shouldn't expect much from you
>>737068195
It kinda happened today. We finally got sick of shit breaking so now only a select few of us can do certain processes
>>737068261
Ima just say shes like 16-17 physically
>>737068401
Yes your getting more... not fair
>>737068377
You can leave it for your parents to pay for your funeral
>>737068401
Again with the being mean for no reason.
>>737068557
Fine fine, I'll even the odds
>>737068635
I don't need a reason, tbh
>>737068377
Tis probably just my logic...
>>737068355
Bye.
>>737068557
I mean that is the trick, divide yourself from your peers in a good way. Ya know?
>>737068723
>lewd but cute
>>737068007
I don't know, what would you like?
>>737068401
Eggman has other lines? I only heard him say one.
>>737068723
True. You are the resident blue meanie.
>>737068557
I guess if you want to.
>>737068033
I'm not sure how is it over there but yea its bs
>>737068195
lucky there is gps or you'd be lost maybe
I did get lost a lot of times , so you also make him redo it for 5 hours ?
>>737069095
Glorious view of Rory
>>737068854
It just kinda sucks because upper management wont reinforce us. So no one follows rules and just wings everything which leads to alot of mistakes.
>>737068723
>last one
For you
>>737069095
It just pleases my autism that body is too sexually mature for 12-14
>>737068854
Your turn
>>737068912
I dunno, probably
>>737069095
Thank you
>>737069216
I think you've earned a reward
>>737068912
idk. Junie is what vampire calls me, and it has a nice ring to it but everyone else is saying either juisexual or just jui.
I'm also tired so am sleep
>>737068594
Course.
>>737068854
Maybe I dont know
>>737069155
Its california. Its yeah
>>737069216
Hey, whatever appeases the autism.
>>737069215
Well you do like your crazies.
>>737069370
You're welcome!
https://youtu.be/vA3OqkSX4QA
>>737069370
nice tits
>>737069155
Nah not that mean anymore. Its back to being fun ya know? And yes good thing for gps on some of those trips. I end up in random towns I had no clue existed.
>>737069216
Ah got ya...The very definition of incompetence then.
>>737069370
About as lewd as im going to get tonight.
>>737069506
That's a pissed Rory, not a crazy Rory. Ya silly donut
>>737069400
I like Jui.
Good night.
>>737069370
Can it be a yuri scene featuring our waifus?
>>737069506
Its the only way to be happy
>>737069614
And lazy...they want us to do their job without their pay. Good news is the owner finally came around.
>>737069506
Dwayne the Rock Johnson as Rory Mercury
Actually no, it wouldn't work, his boobs are bigger
>>737069545
I know
>>737069614
Not bad
>>737069730
You mean on my end, or yours?
>>737069856
>I know
narcissist
>>737069480
rip checks
at least save some for a nice burger
>>737069614
oh thats pretty nice maybe you can even upload something that doesn't even have to be prefect or long
yea I ended up in weird places too it was a pain with no phone and no gps or map
>>737069370
Shadow has two lines basically.
"Dammit"
"Maria"
>>737069400
I'll figure out something. Goodnight.
>>737069856
Well, what have we here?
>>737069856
The reward
>>737070055
Hello you know
>>737069640
Theres a few pissed Rorys. Though there are more smug Rorys. Amd I said that you like the crazies.
>>737069730
What about alcoholism?
>>737069856
Dwayne makes a great Pikachu though. And hes grown into a national treasure for you guys.
>>737069990
ill have money for food yeah
>>737070184
Well had I not seen Mirai Nikki first, I'd prolly waifu'd Rory
>>737069973
It's not narcissism when you really are better though
>>737070008
I remember assassinating the president
In a sonic game
>>737070055
A somewhat tired clock
>>737070142
I'll see what I can do
>>737070184
He's not a national treasure until Nicholas Cage tries to steal him
>>737070184
Thats not real happiness more of a distraction
>>737070336
Even a simple kiss would be nice
>>737070336
the other girls are better than you tho
The obvious
>Botan is only and best waifu
>>737070350
But its happiness enough for me.
>>737070336
That is true. That needs to be a thing. We need to make it a thing.
>>737070267
As I said, you like the crazies. How many viewings are you on?
Auroth best wyvern waifu <3
>>737069990
Haha ive been that way too, I have a decent memory for backtracking so its never been too bad.
Well im going to bed have a good night friendos.
>>737070413
I'm officially too lazy to bother anymore
>>737070424
Name one
>>737070570
Not sure how they'll top stealing the Declaration of independence then kidnapping the president though
>>737070232
good ! thats the important stuff for now
>>737071026
lucky you
good night
>>737070570
Not really you have to sober up eventually
>>737071106
I was expecting that outcome tbh
>>737070336
Long day at work?
>>737070570
172, taking a small break by finishing part 4 of jojo
>>737071264
Sorry to disappoint
>>737071318
No, it's almost 1 A.M.
>>737071254
Games and booze are important too!
>>737071535
Only a dissapointment if i had hopes to.start tbh but photoshop actually takes some effort.
>>737071264
Says who
>>737071106
Solving JFK and killing Hillary.
>>737071535
You should sleep my nigga
Other then that, Im fixing to grill so good night if you're not here when i get back
>>737071859
Your liver also life
Shinoa claimed ,':)
>>737072011
The human body is highly adaptable you know.
>>737072029
Kachow `;^)
I'm home.