Local artist selling shit art at $220+ a piece. Like really shit.

>>737050101
I am interested in buying a piece of art

>>737050101
How much for a blowjob?

>Emily is a local artist selling shit art at $220+ a piece. Like really shit.

Rolling

>>737050101
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>737050413
Rolling for this

>>737050409
>>737050413
These two together. ROll.

I'm looking for a date to my ex-wife's wedding, would you be interested if I buy some of your art?

>>737050499
Check 'em

>>737050499
gotta do it anon

Your art is so influential to me I am honored to finally speak to you

>>737050101
ask her to shit on a canvas and sell it to you

>>737050603
Reroll

>>737050101
Looking for art and poon. Haha just kidding, just want art. Wont say no to any hot sex action tho ;)

>>737050499
Highest dubs wins. Emilycsmith.ca for reference. Her art in the coffee shop was way worse than her portfolio

>>737050608
ROLLING

kek

Ask her for her phone number

>>737050608

do this, and then if she declines keep upping the price until she agrees

>>737050732
Fatal error: Theme at http://emilycsmith.ca/gn7.com/galleria.twelve.min.js could not load, check theme path.
Fatal error: No theme found.

kek

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Send this pic and say "from a fellow artist, what do you think of my work?"

>>737050921
This lol

>>737050608
>>737050879
get

>>737050921
Rolling

>>737050921
Roll

>>737050921
Roll

>>737050732
Post screenshot after sending it

>>737051125
Spotted the newfag

>>737050101
I hear you're selling art pieces, do these include tasteful digital photography, paintings or sculptures of genitalia?

>>737051409
rolling
>>737051125
that's the whole point

>>737051455
winrar
>I hear you're selling art pieces, do these include tasteful digital photography, paintings or sculptures of genitalia?

>I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. Also, I'd like to buy the worst piece of art you can create.

>>737051455
>>737051409
winrar

>>737051455
dubs

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Can't give ourselves away. Also foolishly used my private number so nothing that would warrant sexual harrasment or rape threat lol. Trips decides next. Quads = fuck jail

>>737052010
dumbass.

>>737052010
tell her to paint a penis.

People criticize my art. I don't get it. It really makes me upset. How did you get over people telling you that your art is shitty?

>>737052010
lame how is asking an artist if they do art which has depictions of genitalia warrant any type of threat?

>>737052148

rolling

Rolling for 'ima needjah to likk me peen peen'

>>737052172
Doesn't. Was referring to the first two dubs. Picked the 3rd one

>>737052010

Let's cover ourselves in paint. We'll fuck against a wall until we make a mural.

>>737052010
Fucking retarded faggot

>>737050101
post the art

>>737052010
charge your damn phone

>>737052148
stop doing shitty art. Might involve just stopping art

>>737052401
wat? there was only 1 dubs.. the one that ended in 55..
you know it's only dubs, trips, quads etc if it ENDs in dubs, trips, quads etc right?

>>737052991
OP is an faggot per usual. SAGE

>>737053026
Understandable, have a nice day

But also first dubs ended in 99 but wanted me to ask something I can't without a fake number

>>737052991
I look at your art and I kinda get you, you know.

I might be hella wrong tho and I'm kinda curious if I am.

>>737052010
This is some weak shit. You don't get to say dubs decides then veto whatever you feel like.

>>737053414
I'm with OP on this one, you faggots would fuck things up immediately, this at least keeps it interesting for a longer period of time.

>>737053528
then he should've picked better dubs this is lame

>>737053528
lol "your art is so influential to me I am honored to finally speak to you", faggot OP prob posted that shit, if i wanted to see a fake betamale convo i'd check out 9gag

Would you like to join me and drink some coffee and speak about your work.

>>737050101
Like painting art or sculpture art?
For painting: "I want to buy a painting of a turtle fighting depression"
Sculptures: "give me the largest penis you can create"

>>737050101
i love big black COOOCK

>>737054033
VINVAR

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>>737054033

>>737054137
>>737054033
No winrar he said trips for next, good luck getting trips for this fag
>Trips decides next.
>>737052010

So, how much 4 a fuck hoe?

>>737054208
yes I've been looking for this gif for years

>>737054395
it is all yours

>>737051630
Rollin 4 this

I'm a master of horrible art and I'd like to buy yours

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>>737054033
lmao nice

post some of her art so we can be ok board

I hope I'm not coming off too strong here, but I can really tell through your artwork that you've been through some pretty unspeakable shit- I have no other way of explaining but your art just speaks that to me.

>>737054497
and reverse search

>>737050101
Im a gay btw, dont get your hopes up lmfao ;););)

Op never delivers

>>737054430
We both got 30s

make me some art ya jew

>>737054430
Rolling for what he's rolling for