W-welcome back to Therapy Tea with Sakuya3D!
If you need a loving touch, a helping hand, some kind words, or a long intricate discussion of SSRI and CB1/CB2 receptor agonists, I'm h-here to help!
With tea!
Bump! Good evening Alice, how was your day? ~CC
tea is good at least
memes
>>737048828
It w-was quite good, I'll b-be playing Cluster Truck s-some more tonight <4
Good evening dear. What kind of tea have we got tonight?
>>737048859
>>737048979
L-let me select one for you, using m-my handy Space Dandy tea bowl!
hhey alise whats up duddemanbromanbrodudebrodudemanbromandudemanbrodudemandudebromandudebro
>>737048925
aw yiss, ree stream
I'm feeling a bit crabby today
>>737048828
Oh ffs,
>~CC
>another cringe thread
>>737049073
relax and have a smoke my dude
>>737049017
A red package is promising
>>737048731
why are you such a retarded faggot?
>>737049061
I m-managed to pass another p-part, so let's s-see if I can do more!
>>737049063
H-hi, is this Patrick?
>>737049052
Not much, y-you?
>>737049073
*hugs tightly* S-sounds like you need some tea dear <4
>>737049180
N-not sure what your evidence is for t-this assertion <4
>>737049171
And n-now we pour!
>>737049181
Patrick? I haven't heard that name in years... my dad always talked about his favorite frycook and his friend Patrick
>>737049181
ii got yyou a cola alice i know its a ver jhpt day very piping hot dudemanbro so here catch this *tosses soda8 cool stay hydrated*
>>737049251
and what's with boiling the water? and letting the teabag in the water? is this what my tax dollars are going to waste for?
>>737049326
are
are you drunk
>>737049251
I already spent 60 dollars on the steam summer sale, should I spend more or not?
>>737049304
Are y-you a smoking crab?
Here, I'll t-try too.
>>737049342
I p-probably pay more taxes than you d-dear.
>>737049453
P-probably not.
>>737049431
ok
>>737049453
no, you should let me buy games for you, anon
>>737049494
ayyyyy!
>>737048731
It's been a while since I've felt someone's touch other than a handshake. It's growing on me and I feel worse and worse. What do?
>>737048731
hey alice how was your day?
Also have you ever tried twinnings of london cold brew?
Been wanting to make some tea but its been quite hot, tonight is nice n comfy though.
>>737049614
W-why is that? Like, w-why have you been so isolated from people?
>>737049648
Ah it w-was just the usual, work work work.
I have n-not tried it! Is it g-good?
>>737049572
*finger guns*
>>737049494
oh :^( way to shame me.
>>737049614
Take a shower, get clean cut, dress nice, don a chipper smile, and go hold a sign out on a street corner which states "deluxe hugs, $2 each"
:3
>>737049730
I am enjoying this throwback
>>737049736
Isn't s-shame dear. I'm m-more than happy to pay my fair share.
>>737049780
I h-have some new ones too <4
Why do you try so hard on these threads Alice? What do you get from it?
Not being a smartass, here. Honestly curious.
>>737049730
>I have n-not tried it! Is it g-good?
It's reallyy good, it brews really nice and makes you feel comfy & nice af.
>>737048731
Hey qt3.1415926546890432210030004005195955 i have a message for you pic related <3
>>737049866
well, I really like a girl and she likes me too but she doesnt wanna break up with her current bf. help
>>737049880
W-why do you assume people do things solely to get something out of t-them? Why is your view of humanity so intrinsically tainted by...selfishness?
I d-do this to help Anonymous, because n-no one else is here to do it.
>>737049866
oooooo! pretty
>>737049880
there is and ancient technique of prosperity called being a nice person doesn't need to have a reward"
>>737049978
....w-why are you trying to break people up?
>>737049909
I'll s-see if I can get any locally <4
>>737049920
Thanks <4
>>737050001
>
>>737049981
but you feel good about doing it. so you are getting something out of it.
>>737049978
ABANDON
Seriously, you are not going to get what you are hoping for.
>>737050055
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>737048828
How is it that this CC man is able to be the first post in every one of these? Do you just lurk all day and night waiting for this autist to make threads?
>>737050055
I'm not, she likes me and I like her. I didn't say anything like, "yo break up with Alex"
>>737050160
He has some kind of magic gaydar or some shit
>>737050160
yea plus im a faggot
cc
>>737050160
Did you maybe think..for one second..that they could be...friends?
>>737049730
Hard to pinpoint why exactly I've become more isolated. I've become distant with many friends who became crazy SJWs in the last years - just couldn't keep up with them. Ex left me last summer and havent been able to date since then. So many responsibilities that I have trouble finding time to see my family and remaining friends. Lack of connection, intimacy and physical contact drives me nuts.
>>737049780
That's a good idea. A good kick in the ass and I could do it, but I'd be so shy, at least in the beginning.
>>737050305
DISGUSTING
>>737050146
I d-don't though. Doing t-this is tiring and painful.
>>737050184
Then it d-doesn't seem like there is a problem.
>>737050160
H-he isn't dear. A l-lot of times Kyouma g-gets it.
>>737050153
but I can't dude, she's literally hope to me. like she symbolizes hope in my eyes. I just, fuck. I can't explain it, but I love her so fucking much
>>737050305
No.
>>737050283
Fair enough.
>>737048731
>a loving touch, a helping hand, some kind words
I need all of those only in real life. Hearing it from a stranger over an anonymous message board doesn't have that much of an effect. I'm lonely, I feel unlovable, and trapped in a life, mind, and body I never asked for. all the encouraging words in the world isn't going to make not hope I die in my sleep tonight.
>>737050344
I c-can explain it. You are a teenager.
>>737050329
Why h-haven't you been able to date since then?
>>737050403
*blinks slowly* S-so are you transgender?
>>737048731
The day just doesn't feel right without Alice.
>>737050452
woah, dont get me banned here, but you're right
oh boy, this thread sure does seem to be moving fast today...
>>737050463
Oh I've g-got one for this too.
>>737050329
No one can judge you when you're talking and practicing being polite in front of a mirror
It will be awkward and feel like a waste of time, but given enough willingness to do so, it actually does help
>>737050344
You're not dependent on her for anything Anon. Even if your dreams of being with her did come true, you will not be in the kind of relationship you want o be. You need to take a step back and realize the situation. It's not a grim one, certainly not, but letting yourself become attached to that what you can't have is asking for a long wave of pain.
You have hope anon. I know you can find better.
>>737050541
S-so what treatment are you in? Are you on HRT? C-considering SRS? What about f-facial reconstructive surgery?
If you are lonely, help is available. People are here for you.
If you feel unlovable, know I will always love you, just the way you are.
If you are trapped, then let us find a key together.
No one asks to be born, Anonymiss. No one chooses to be the way they are, chooses their DNA and family and where they were born and how.
What we can choose is what we do with the time we have. So let's get to it.
>>737050542
slow it dooowwnnn
>>737050610
man, I'm ugly and most people won't look behind that. the thing with her was that we started out in text, so I wouldn't had to show my face, but now that we actually "know" each other to a point, we're alright.
>>737050739
I was replying to the teenage comment, I need to somehow identify myself, which defeats the whole purpose of the name Anonymous but idc
>>737048731
Alice, do you remember when you said you would give me 100 for my groceries? I'm actually freaking out a bit over it because there's no way I can pay you back.
>>737048731
H-hi A-Alice
>i-i-i-i-nb4 H-here to t-try to g-get more t-twitch/y-y-y-y-y-youtube f-f-f-ff-f-f-f-f--ff--followers a-ag-a-g-again
Alice is trap can confirm
>>737050739
>anonymiss
That was cute I like that
>>737050739
I think he was referring to being under aged, if a trans got banned on here for being a trans 1/3 of the site would be gone.
>>737050452
>S-so are you transgender?
nope, just a fat, ugly guy who is tired of fruitlessly trying to better myself. I've given up. I am who I was meant to be I guess. I have severe social anxiety and chronic depression so if I can get anyone to look past my looks they think I'm a weirdo because I'm to shy and anxious to carry on a normal coversation.
>>737050870
Incorrect
>>737050833
Oh then get off /b/ underage b&
>>737050856
*blinks* w-who said I wanted you to pay me b-back?
>>737050864
You'll h-have a hard time with all those dashes.
>>737050870
That isn't even m-me.
>>737050920
Honest m-mistake.
>>737050870
uhh
>>737050833
There's lot you can do to improve your image! I'm quite sure you're not ugly, but there's no excuse not to take good care of yourself
Of course hardly anyone looking for a serious relationship bases their solely on looks, BUT, again, no excuse not to look good
>>737050920
same
>>737050978
*blinks* S-so why aren't you in therapy and s-seeing a doctor?
ALICE IS A PLOW CREATED BY THE JEWS TO STEAL OUR MEMES AND RAPE OUR BUTTHOLES. TYPE "FUCK YOU TIDDIESUCKER" TO FIGHT THE GLOBALIST THREAT!!!!
>>737051001
>*blinks* w-who said I wanted you to pay me b-back?
I mean, no one, I guess. I just assumed I would have to. Also, holy shit, you are probably the kindest person on the planet.
>>737051101
trust me man, I'm trying. but, such is my luck
hope things are going good for you alice
>>737051137
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?!??
>>737050452
You're asking good questions - I haven't been able to date for internal reasons and external reasons. Internal is I couldn't get over the feeling of betrayal (she did a shit test and I didn't take the bait, she proceeded to end things, then two days later regretted it and tried to get back. I refused and stood my ground. Kinda broke my trust in her and gave a good blow on how I tend to see the good in people "until" X happens)
External reasons is linked to my loss of friends mentioned earlier. I went from my friends/acqaintances being 80% female, to 15% in a bout a year. Means less options for me, also less "contact" with girls meaning I've become noticeably more shy around women. I've never used dating apps before and now that I try, only bots or fucking weird people answer, all the other seemingly nice people I try to meet just give me the cold shoulder or straight up don't answer. I'm polite and direct, dont send dick pics, and not cringy. I just can't see what I'm doing wrong.
<3
>>737050870
that clearly isn't the great A3D
>>737050610
>mirror idea
thank you.
Alice, have you ever went through difficult times where you hoped someone would reach out to you and help? Is that why you're making these threads? I'm not hating, I actually love these threads and everything you're doing, keep it up.
It makes me feel good knowing this delusional psycho cant even get 20 posters anymore. And im sure most are her stream followers where her vocabulary consists of fuck every other word
>>737051156
It's v-very little money to me, b-but it is the world to you.
In fact, email me right now, I'll send it your way via a friend.
I've been puttin' it off too long as is.
>>737051244
C-cannot complain <4
>>737051344
Oh m-my, your dress is drifting up <4
>>737048731
im really feeling sad and lonely lately what should i do? :
>>737051118
>That isn't even m-me
I am. the doctor just increased my welbutrin last week when I told him about my depression getting worse. I've been seeing a therapist for years and I'm pretty sure I'm incurable, I think I might have brain damage or something
>>737051282
STOP THE THREAT FROM FUCKING AROUND WITH DREIDELS, BITCH THEY ARE JUST TOPS DONT ACT LIKE THEY ARE BETTER CAUSE YOU SPELLED IT WRONG
>>737051232
There is much more to this than luck!
>>737051344
UHH
GROSS
>>737051386
Eh? I was serious yo
I have real bad social anxiety but I rehearsing shit like starfox64 quotes makes me feel like a KING when I have to speak in public
>>737051391
I reach at alice every day but careful she bites
>>737051426
One should not samefag charity. Though, I suppose it's good for morale.
>>737051426
>In fact, email me right now,
Email sent.
>>737048731
OnlyAfro hows it going?
>>737051415
slow day does not mean defeat
>>737051431
hug somebody c:
>>737051500
WE MUST PROTECT OUR LIVELYHOOD FROM THIS MENACE
>>737051554
well, cheers man. I'll try improving my image and how I act which I have problems with further. also, where do you get these pics? I love them, I need the collection
>>737051299
*blinks slowly*
"Someone treated me poorly, therefore I cannot trust anyone else".
"I lost friends, therefore I have no way to find anyone to date"
H-have you heard of this thing called a "club" or "team"? Plenty of colleges, jobs, and community centers have them. Might b-be a good place to meet people.
>>737051391
*smiles softly* I've h-had such times, but I r-recognized at the time t-that if I did not make the effort, I would s-simply be alone and sad more.
So I talk to my friends and my fellow posters, and I've never been disappointed in their ability to rise to the occasion.
But that isn't why I do this.
>>737051415
W-we are currently at 24. You c-can't even count?
>>737051344
WOW LEWD
>>737051591
Don't be a dingus.
>>737051426
Hey, bad day so i could need some tea..
>>737051554
I was serious in my thank you. Really, I had heard about actors doing this, but didn't occur to me that I could do it aswell.
>>737051426
That can't be helped from this position!
>>737051485
D-dear, depression is a life long disorder; you don't get a "cure". Ever.
>>737051591
>samefag charity
W-what are you even on about? This p-person has been posting in m-my threads quite regularly and I've h-had an email conversation with him about it.
>>737051611
L-let me just send that 100 now. Hold on w-while I text a friend.
>>737048925
Cluster Trucks stream, should be fun!
>>737051663
TYPE "123 SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC" TO FIGHT BACK
>>737050001
>>737050146
>>737050341
Please Alice. Drop the self sacrificing act. It's painfully obvious you derive some type of benefit from this.
>>737048731
What is your favourite type of tea?
>>737051821
Just a quick bump E> ya Alice! Keep up the good work
>>737051684
I got these from /b/ literally 12 years ago
/b/ snatched them from SomethingAwful I believe
>>737051766
Literally everyone you meet who seems like an alpha or is great at talking in public has their spotty moments, they just all happen in private :3
>>737051919
yeah actually I'm raking in the e-bux
Can we see your boobs, Sakuya3D?
>>737051821
How do I tell if I have depression or long term sadness?
>>737048731
Can you not role play the stuttering
>>737051611
I s-sent you 50 USD, I'll s-send you 50 more in a f-few days <4
Fill up that tummy.
>>737051698
>"Someone treated me poorly, therefore I cannot trust anyone else".
That's not what I meant. I just... it broke me inside. People are not the problem : I am.
I'm too old to just show up at a college and join a club. Community service around here is mostly with old 50+ people - while it makes me feel good (I do some already) I never meet people my age.
The overall idea about activities is a nice one, and you're right. I need to get out more and meet people. It's not easy, and you know it.
>>737051001
>Honest m-mistake.
It's okay <3 no mistake just happy accidents.
>>737051282
obviously just another jewish plot.
>>737050870
alice has the thinnest fingers only to be rivaled by me and other ET like species of my kind.
>>737051344
too lewd.
>>737051426
honestly alice, I'm not gonna say much but maybe I will eventually, but your kindness is inspiring.
>>737052003
sure
>>737052009
long term sadness can take some months or maybe a year or so to resolve and can be eliminated with positive vibes and lots of hard work
if you have clinical depression, every day of your life is a fight
Im just here for the crab pics
>>737051742
*slides some down to you* T-tell me about it, Anonymous.
>>737052107
Got it. Thanks a lot, you're the best.
>>737052160
yeah my dude!
>>737052112
why can't the other religions be this cunning
>>737052112
Can you shut the fuck up already?
alice i need to ask you a very important question
>>737051919
*blinks very slowly* Okay. Care t-to tell me what it is?
Because I don't like the attention, my self esteem gets ripped out every time I post, my visual appearance that I've spent years working on gets me shouted down as a trap, my voice which I put three years into in speech therapy is apparently too deep, and people like you decide to come around every so often and accuse me of enjoying myself....somehow.
So go ahead, since it is so painfully obvious. Be sure to back your claims up with evidence too <4
>>737051942
Chai tea <4
>>737051948
Thank y-you sky!
Those are not 3D boobs...
>>737052161
Thanks,
ah well i guess the usual stuff, no money, no time and toady getting a notice that i cant write one of my exams that i need to get financial backup so i will be bankrupt in about 2 month.
>>737051821
>you don't get a "cure"
we just went full circle to my original statement. what's the point of even trying? I just don't want to live anymore. My miserable existence isn't worth the struggle
>>737052285
wow rude
>>737052293
o no
>>737052342
*chop*
Even if you don't like it, you're appreciated
>>737052357
2D > 3D
>>737052149
*sucks on big juicy tits*
>>737052038
I'm n-not <4
>>737052003
Sure, g-go look at my cosplay pics
>>737052009
There is no such thing as "long term sadness".
>>737052108
It s-seems easy to me. I volunteer all the time and I g-get a lot of good people my age around me doing so <4
>>737052160
Me t-too at this point.
>>737052237
*nods* H-have a good meal on me Anonymous <4
>>737052285
nope!
Hello op!!
Its nice to see you!!
>>737052342
I love chai tea :)
Of course, Earl Grey tea comes in a close second, but chai is my absolute favourite
>>737051992
>e-bux
The cost benefit analysis that rules most of our decisions isn't always based on monetary gain. Your deflection into that area should be most revealing to those who look to you for the support you allege to provide out of caring.
>>737052471
B-because treatment is available?
HIV isn't curable, do you think everyone with it should commit suicide in despair?
>>737052384
Oh d-dear Anonymous, that s-sounds rough.
>>737052293
Maybe lead with the question.
>>737052342
I very much like your appearance, I think your voice is cute. I like how you provide advice to us losers. You are appreciated by me, and fuck everyone who doesn't like you.
>>737052471
There is always something worth fighting for, my friend
You have yet to decide what it is
Mine is raising animals. Particularly foxes. I don't have any yet and I'm ad at raising animals, but I will do my best and so should you!
There will be a thing, I promise!
>>737052487
UMMMM
>>737052622
You're mean spirited and I don't like that
>>737052623
sorry, how much money to kys?
>>737052519
Where are your cosplay pics? I'm new to you.
>>737052599
Nice t-to see you too. And w-with dubs!
>>737052622
It isn't always based on w-what gets US a gain either. People are m-more than capable of being selfless.
>>737052618
W-well of course earl grey is good too <4
>>737052693
Oh p-please, the only loser here is Sanae.
>>737052623
always the same if you try to build up your life from nothing its not easy but i hope it will be worth it
>>737052721
>UMMMM
lol, you're so awkward
>>737052693
*tip fedora*
>>737052801
You'd also be at a loss for words if someone came up to you and started sucking on your tits.
>>737048731
Hi there Sakuya!
Just got off work, Little Caesars Extra Most Pizza, Beer, tonight is a good night.
>>737052820
That's not an insult.
>>737052725
C-check the op <4
Here is another one.
>>737052724
C-check my patreon <4 alicemargatroid
>>737052764
It's a l-lot of work, but I promise it's w-worth it.
>>737052848
S-sounds very healthy!
>>737048731
Wow, haven't been browsing /b/ for a while and this faggot actually changed name now.
What happend didn't like your old faggot rp character?
>>737052342
On a side note, your voice is getting better. I've definitely noticed improvements on your streams.
>>737052763
>sanae
>a loser
SAYS THE VIRGIN SLUT
>>737052801
no I'm not shhhhh
I am the epitome of alpha
>>737052844
oh I have a lot of words but I don't want to be mean
>>737052880
T-this man cannot grasp the concept of h-having a different cosplay.
I don't roleplay dear. You seem to have a lot of anger though, is something troubling you?
You said earlier prohibitive don't work, I like em Alice, got sources?
>>737052880
shush
>>737052844
you're taking the internet too seriously, loosen up
>>737052974
lol
>>737053045
W-when did I say that? Got a s-source?
Also what is "prohibitive"
>>737052623
SUCC?
>>737052874
No no no! I want you to hold the picture and then expose your boobs.
>>737053170
Boobs are for protecc not for release
>>737052623
that's not even comparable. Hiv is a physical disease, a person can still have a positive outlook on life compared to to a mental disorder but once it comes to point where if it affects the quality of life, yes, the person should kill themselves
>>737052874
I want you to put on more clothes.
>>737052874
I will not check a patreon but i need to know how much to kys
>>737053170
Yes and t-that will not be happening.
>>737053225
M-mental disorders are also p-physical disorders. Or d-do you think the brain is n-not physical?
>>737053248
Guess y-you will need to check patreon then.
>>737053232
C-can do!
>>737053248
It's a million dollars.
>>737053004
Aye, aren't you an observative one.
Well if you must know, I find it quite annoying that you have sticked around for so long with your little sham.
But I see these threads have become more of an avatar/waifu circlejerk thread than you being the fake psychologist thread.
>>737051663
sounds easy
>>737053248
it literally says how much it costs on her patreon
go look you, lazy fuck
>>737053232
weird
>>737053129
Should we start another crusade?
deus vult
>>737053225
pretty sure it wasn't meant to be a -literal- comparison, just a comparison... There's no cure for either, just treatment.
Also if you have HIV and are on the right medication I believe currently it can essentially indefinitely prevent you from getting full blown aids and dying.
I just broke up of a 3 year old relationship, in which we both were basically kissless virgins, because i'm 23 and wanted to try being with other people before being like married... am I broken inside?
>>737052342
>Care t-to tell me what it is?
Perhaps you enjoy interacting with people who crave your attention or approval? Perhaps you use the some of the unwell individuals here as a yardstick so you can feel better about yourself? Regretfully, I don't have sufficient data to provide a thorough amount of evidence to support what is essentially conjecture.
I am intrigued though by your apparent need to promote yourself in multiple areas (psychopharmacology, cooking, generosity). For the record, I don't think you are a trap.
>>737053376
it is easy
>>737053428
KANAKO-SAMA WILLS IT
>>737053370
I've b-been posting for six years as Alice.
Not once have I relented from offering any help I can give.
How annoyed are you now?
Do something about it then. Cuz I ain't stoppin'
Alice threads are a great way to end my work week
>hopefully catching stream later
>>737053382
Are you some kind of stalker? Why havent you shut the fuck up yet no one is talking to you
NIGGA
actually it would be yasaka-sama because honorifics are a fuck
as big of a weeb as I am you think I should know this stuff
>>737053451
I don't think so, no, but why hasn't your previous relationship advanced may I ask?