I'm a psychic AMA. I know there's trolls, but those

can you help me talk to my dead grandma

Does she like me?

>>737048162
Can't you just respond to our questions without us having to actually ask them first?

does my future include becoming king and fucking all the bitches?

what does being born on 7/7 mean

How old am I?

Why not go get that million dollars that's up for grabs for a real psychic?

>>737048224
OP here. Im not a medium, sorry. I can feel out your situation and tell you what energies feel right. I feel like there's something school related you're nervous about or avoiding. If you want to succeed, do what you have to even though you've been putting it off. It's one of those things that will snowball and get harder to get out of in the year to come. Hope that makes sense to you!

>>737048293
If you're talking about the brunette I see in the pony tail, no, I'm sorry. Don't wait for her. There is a cute girl that you'll meet this summer. Nothing longterm. Don't idealize her, though because I see you falling for her hard but she's not as emotionally invested.

>>737048454
Tell something about me OP prove you are not full of shit

>>737048454
wow ur way off buddy
if you cant do that tell me how many years left i have to live

>>737048162
will i sleep with her again?

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>>737048162
I want to fuck my friends wife. Am I retarded?
>pic unrelated

>>737048304
I won't know your specific questions, but I can feel things for you. For instance, family tubulance comes up for you. It's nothing new. I think there's a point you'll come to question if it's even worth working through things with them. The answer is yes, but thinks are gonna be rocky in your family for a few years, sorry. There is someone that really needs your help but may be afraid to ask. A feminine energy.

>>737048454
Will we make it through this and become stronger?

>>737048307
No. You're actually going to change jobs quite a bit in the first ten years of getting "out there." You need to explore things having to do with mechanics or the trades.

>>737048364
It has to do with numerology and how numbers define certain characteristics. I don't really believe too much in that, though.

>>737048162
Tomorrow's Lottery Numbers

>>737048162
I've had dreams become reality in the past. I've had some dreams about a girl 4 years ago and they seemed to be the kind to come true but reality just isn't looking to go that way. Were they just dreams this time?

>>737048162
Will we get together?

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Ho long have you been insane thinking you have magic powers?

Will I pass the test i have on Wednesday? And if you are really have powers what kind of test

>>737048705
I actually didn't see you sleeping with anyone kek. I'm sorry, I don't feel any of take energy. You do need to go out more, though. There's a friend you don't hangout with that often that has someone that could be hookup for you. Stop saying no to hangouts.

>>737048655
If I'm channeling the right person, you're wearing grey pants and there's book to your right. Some neat, some out of alignment.

>>737048162
Is Saddam Hussein harboring weapons of mass destruction?

>>737048162
Will i make it through this?

>>737048767
I can't get a sense of your friend's wife, I'm sorry. But you need to drive carefully to work in August. There's a close call or expensive fender bender. Do you have a truck?

is my dad going to get better health wise or no? Also, is there anything I need to look out for?

>>737049079
You're actually a bit sensitive (in the way that you feel energies, too). I don't pick up an energy for a girl, but if you are seeing her frequently this may be because you are being thrust into her situation and something has happened to her. Do you appear in the dreams or not? If not, she is trying to use you to channel her. Nothing scary. Those of us that are sensitive radiate a differ net type of energy that attracts spirits. You have a light playful one that will draw kid spirits to you.

>>737048162
Am I going to be able to help my friend or fail terribly?

>>737048162
Am I using my energy wisely focusing on my family over my professional/personal life?

>>737049127
No, I'm sorry. But you're also really young and you will not give two shits about this blond when you're older. I promise you.

>>737049356
I have no fucking clue what your test is. But I see a textbook with green on the cover. Feels like science? Bud, you'll pass but it's close. You are actually on a "spinning timeline" which means you have the flexibility to change your outcome. Get off 4chan.

>>737049570
Oh man. I don't know what your situation is, but my guides just showed me one of those weights that are strapped to a prisoner's ankle (it's a symbol for feeling heavy and trapped). Your energy is also quite depleted. I'm having a hard time connecting to you. Are you very exhausted?? You need to take time for yourself. What are you "imprisoned" by if you don't mind me asking?

>>737050369
Myself and the life i've lived

>>737049706
Yes, and I know this sounds like hippy mumbo-jumbo but you need to begin everyday by saying "my dad WILL get better" any time you have a lapse in your thoughts, continue saying that over and over again! Those words manifest shit. Idk how to explain it. He has one really good doctor on his side, but there is a figure that may be the medical professional he sees more frequently that's wrong about something (dose, medication, etc).

>>737048162
I have a lifelong disease. What is it?

will I find true love?

>>737049845
She's not ready to accept help. Well, maybe "accept" isn't the right word. But this isn't your battle to fight be there emotional but don't get involved.

>>737050120
Wrong! You aint got no powers

>>737049910
Interesting. So you're on a "spinning timeline" too (your fate forks, could go either way). You're actually starting to withdraw from your family which they are beginning to notice. Your timelines are you investing more in them and one where things crash and you dive head first into your career as a distraction from the pain. You need your family. And stop retreating.

>>737050800
To see an old friend "go away" so suddenly. I miss her, we were suppose to be there for eachother. Any advice or thoughts?

will I ever get married and find someone who legitimately cares about me:( ?

>>737050570
You need professional help anon. I don't see you going through things alone. Is there any way you're able to secure therapy for yourself? I see mental illness in your family.

OP, are you going to answer my question? Are we going to make it through these issues and become stronger and follow our plans? I have done everything I can for her to understand and realize. I think she's coming around to understanding. But are we, G & E going to be alright in the long term?

>>737051016
Damn, OP. That was pretty good. Having fun or serious, I appreciate your time.

>>737051004
Then what is your test?

>>737048162
hey op will i have a good time in my conscription service?

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What is going to happen with the women in my life?

>>737050706
I was going to say lupus, but actually my guides show the stomach and back. Is it gastrointestinal? You're actually very closed off emotionally so it's challenging to connect.

will i ever bang my cousin?

Will I ever lose my virginity

>>737051091
Give her space. The more you try to offer yourself or "do" things, the more she'll resentment. By the end of July (at the latest), she will reach out to you by herself.

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>>737050662
I don't even care if you're a LARPer or not bc that shit about the doctors was on spot. I always feel like I don't have much time with him left but I don't know if it's because I'm afraid of losing him and I'm using the actuality of it happening as conditioning myself so I don't suffer if it happens or I'm just not positive enough of a person and overcomplicating it. Anyways thank you for taking the time to answer my question.

>>737051159
You're still so young that your future forks in too many ways. I can't tell, sorry. Also, I know your mom can say some harsh stuff to you sometimes, you I hope you know she doesn't mean it. She's dealing with something difficult you don't know much about.

>>737051256
Its just an army of test bud lmao

>>737048162
will i die this year?

>>737048162
An old friend recently graduated. Haven't talked to her in years. Since kindergarten in fact. Will I ever talk to her again?

>>737051211
Hmm. Okay, this is tough. My guides me how me her sitting on the edge of a cliff with her feet dangling. This means to me (I can only interpret their symbols since they don't tell me words) that she's dealing with shit on her own and is feeling overwhelmed. She's searching for something. I think she still has to process some things on her end and that's going to take at least until Fall. But I do see you two reconnecting.

>>737051618
Damn you do know, that's scary boy. Thank you.

Also maybe it'll help if you know she's claiming to be possessed. Honestly I don't know if she actually is or isn't. but I took her word for it. That's why I've been relentlessly trying to help.

Is she possesed or is she just "crazy"?

Op you have my seal of approval. (last question, I promise)

>>737051256
Textbook with green on the cover, though.

Ok, I'll bite. What does my love want to talk to me about tonight?

>>737051303
Yeah, you're actually going to meet one of your best friends there. Uhm, be careful sexually kek.

Will my dad ever not be crazy and in a horrible condition?

>>737051984
Really want this answered. I want some closure here.

>>737052025
We are connected. Engaged. It's the actual problem of overcoming the past issues that we are diligently arguing about. She needs to understand that I too took the plunge. Final question: Is she worth my trust?

Is what I'm about to do this weekend going to be a good or bad decision?

>>737048162
Will I ever get out / escape?

>>737048162
What the fuck does she want?

>>737051785
Oh you're insanely afraid. Your energy is actually shrinking and you're becoming emotionally guarded. You need to feel every but if what is happening anon. Even the bad. This situation has a purpose for you. It will shape the rest of your life and impact how you treat and interact with others. Please do not close yourself off. And ACCEPT the help that is coming your way. This is going to be a critical lesson for you.

>>737048162
What good do you see in my future, op

>>737048162
Whats the first letter of my name?

>>737048162
What does she want from me? Is she playing ?

>>737051984
You actually have to go out of your way to talk to her. Message her or actually I see you getting in touch with a mutual friend who brings you up to her. She won't be mad to hear from you. She'll actually be kind of excited. But she's not thinking about you right now at all. You gotta give her a nudge.

>>737048162
what can you tell about me oh psychic one

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>>737048162
I'll try again, OP.

>>737051984
Refer here. I've never felt this way before and it really feels bad.

>>737048162
Which job should I apply for?

Do I have a bright future ahead?

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OP here, I'm gonna take a quick break. Actually getting kind of drained. Some of you have very heavy energies. Will return in a bit.

>>737052715
Shit, didn't think you were legit. One more question. Will I ever stop regretting my past mistakes?

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>>737048162
Prove you are legit. Tell me something about myself.

And when will I get gf

>>737048162
>I know there's trolls
holy shit! you really are psychic!

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>>737048162
will my grandma survive the ilness?

and, am i going to meet any interesting person this holiday?

>>737053042
im not the op but i have answer for the second question,

NEVER

inba

AM I REALLY THE ANTICHRIST

Go to /x/, mate. There is not a single reader around.

>>737052031
She's early 20s, or 19 turning 20? Ok, so she's the interesting and unfortunately mix of being sensitive (she feels energies) and having mental illness. Her family should actually look into treatment for schizophrenia. It's just the beginning for her. This is really depressing, but I also see it as a FAINT vision (meanings it's less likely to happen), but I do see her winding up homeless later on in life if she doesn't get help now.

>>737048162
Does the future have anything interesting in store for me? Possibly the vaguest question that I could have asked.

>>737052131
Nothing to do with you really. Shit she's been dealing with on her end mostly. Feels work related. Or a family issue that she feels like is a job because she's tending to it so much.

>>737052209
huh, will i be satisfied with my position? I'm really working hard to get into something that will help me.

>>737048162
I recently entered into a new relationship.
It's long distance but I see her once a month.
Will it work out
Or will it end at some point?
Thank you!

>>737053831
Pretty spot on from what she just told me now

>>737052254
Oh fuck. Uhm...hmm. I never flatout tell people NO, because anything could happen. However, your dad is SO toxic for you and your siblings. You will grow up and disconnect from him for a loong time. And once you have more of your own life, you'll reconnect but will keep your distance. Just know that better days lay ahead anon.

>>737050745
how the fuck you gonna ignore me like this OP?

Is it true that psychic/fortune teller shops are mostly run by romani organized crime families?

>>737052365
You're engaged, but not connected. Interesting you mention "the plunge". The cliff symbol suggests she isn't ready yet to plunge in. Ok, I gotta ask, did you kinda fuck up, dude? I see a female energy coming between you two.

>>737052398
Not necessarily bad, but pretty fucking stupid. You won't get caught, but I also don't recommend it.

>>737052468
Well, you're almost addicted to the pain right now. Even though you may not realize that, you are. It's what's familiar to you. You need someone outside of yourself to help you. There's actually some feminine energy online that will guide/help you through quite a bit.

>>737052515
To trust you. What did you do to lose her trust?

>>737054146
Not at all. I'm more loyal than a sweet puppy dog tied to a metal stake in the owners living room surrounded by pupperoni and steak. I have never called her a bitch and always fight her with love and words from the heart.

>>737052899
A million and stop giving up. It's gonna take some time. I see you TRYING to be in an office but I don't see you ending up in one.

>>737048162
When am I getting my next footjob?

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>>737054354
Explain

I don't know what you mean by "feminine energy" and how to get it online

>>737048162
does the story actually succeed do I make the game

>>737053841
I'll be honest, it's gonna be kinda shitty for the first bit. Especially because there's some dude higher up that's gonna pick on you a little and be a dick, but he won't stay long. You actually bond with your future best friend over what an asshole this dude is.

>>737053904
It'll end, but you'll enjoy it all the way through.

>>737053726
Early 20's, and yes she claims to have been able to see spirits. And yes she has mental issues. Sadly they were caused by her parents. A lot of mental, and emotional abuse. I've been the only one who has worried actively, and has pushed so hard to help her in her life. The past 4 - 5 years.

So that's another reason why I'm so pro-helping her right now. Her current boyfriend is kind of just letting things happen, and although he knows of this "possesion" and she's slipping into depression again. He kind of thinks things are okay, and is letting them be.

For helping. Aslong as she allows me in her life, I plan on helping her in any way I can. House, food, finding a job. Anything.

Will this potential new job interview be the job to get me out of debt?

>>737054399
Hmm, I'm not sure. There is a female presence standing in her way. It could possibly be HER standing in her own way, but idk. Does she have a contentious relationship with her mom or yours?

>>737053238
Kinda need answer, no sage

>>737054724
A feminine energy is someone who is soft and female like but does not necessarily need to be a woman. You're going to meet someone online. On a forum or something. Connect. Talk everyday. She's gonna help you through a lot.

>>737054385
>What did you do to lose her trust?
Absolutely nothing that I can think of... Help me out, mate!

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>>737048162
What will the questions at my exam be the day after tomorrow?

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>>737055080

>>737054934
There isn't a single thing you can do for her RIGHT now anon, I'm sorry. It's like throwing a life vest at someone who's drowning but drinking water with a straw and swatting your vest away. She isn't ready for help yet.

>>737054984
She has a relationship with my mother but as arguing with her, no. She tells my mother when we're arguing and my mom yells at me for it.

>>737054980
Not this one, sorry. But you will get out of debt. Later on in your 30s. Please watch for someone toxic entering your life or already in it. They make TERRIBLE financial decision. Will even try to get money from you. But you need to stick your ground and trust your intuition. She is BAD news.

OP Help me I need to know if we are really going to be together once i live in paris, this is killing me, i think about him all the time and his life is hectic as shit.

>>737055279
I know. I'm taking your word and will wait for her to out reach, and stop pestering her right now.

I was just confirming you are right, and giving context. If you cared. If not I don't blame you anon.

>>737054819
Also was that "be carefuly sexually" thing a joke or am I gonna turn gay.

>>737055035
Nobody new outside of your friend circle. But you're also young so who tf cares. Just enjoy your summer.

>>737048162
OP, can you tell if the future has something great for me?

>>737048162

When will my life get better?

>>737055488
please help op for the love of the fake gods

>>737055116
She does really want trust though. You may be paying for the sins of others before you. Gotta go REAL slow with this one. She's pretty temperamental, dude.

>>737048162
Anon, can you give me the answers? Or just let me know I won't get any tho

>>737055572
Thanks

>>737048162
Will my last ex take me back

>>737055298
That's kinda all I see dude. A female presence standing in her way. Sorry to be invasive, but did she used to self-harm? Please keep an eye on her.

Whats the thing I should focus on most right now?

>>737055488
I'll put this in modern terms. He's a fuckboi. Your friends know. And deep down you know it. But you will enjoy him for a bit. Then tell him to go fuck your self because you'll be in Paris and have a good time regardless.

>>737048162
Will I be able to help my gf with her current problem?

>>737055544
Hahah no. The boys you meet are gonna try to hook up with some girls, but some of them are NASTY. in the heat of the moment, do NOT forgo protection

>>737048162
Will i ever find a genuine girlfriend that wont play me.

Is she being honest and really wants to change or will she keep doing what she does and I'm just wasting my time trying to help a person?

>>737048162
Will I get pussy in the nest few months?

>>737055815
Nope, but who cares. She kinda sucks, just like your friend told you.

>>737048162
Will my father ever appreciate me for who I truly am, a loner looking to stop being a loner, or will he stick to his ways?

>>737048162
Having a shit run of bad luck (as in years of it) and dealing with military PTSD. Is this shit going to change?

>>737055893
Finding something to do. You waste a shit ton of time anon. You're creative. Look into design or just painting. This isn't your propose but will LEAD to what you will want to do.

>>737055959
Yeah, you will. But not until mid July. You don't have the "missing piece" of what you need to help her.

Will I find love soon, will it be someone new or someone I already know?

>>737048162
What can I do to get out of the rut I am in? Can you sense what I am going through?

>>737056058
Yes, but sorry to say dude, you play the victims which girls don't find attractive. Work on your confidence and asserting yourself.

>>737048162
Feel "things" for me pls

will i be able to see/talk to her again?

>>737056131
She wants to change, but I don't see her changing. Bit of a time waste, but you also don't have the heart to leave. She's gonna hurt you, but there's not a thing I can say to you that is going to peel you away from her. That's okay, this is a learning experience for you.

>>737055431
Well a year off on the women who put me in debt and wanted money. But damn that's impressive to know that. Just hope I can make enough to support my gf and move to Seattle

Are my efforts for her useless?

>>737055675
>Gotta go REAL slow with this one. She's pretty temperamental, dude.
Tell me about it, mate! But we've been with this "on and off" thing for almost 3 years now... I love her, but I'm getting really tired and I don't know what to do.

>>737056270
Pretty hard to change him. You have a sister? Or a friend you treat like a sister? She's awesome. Forget your dad get support from her.

>>737048162
Will I pass my exam tomorrow?

>>737056432
Jesus Christ. Thank you. That honestly makes me feel better. It's been really hard. Any advice on finding it? I've been looking and trying everything from medications to different products. Any help appreciated.

>>737048162
Will my marriage last?

>>737056292
Yes, yes! Quite soon actually. I see an animal coming into your life. Have you been considering a therapy pet? Or therapy that involves animals? If not, pursue that shit anon!

>>737048162
>I'm a psychic
How did you not know how bad those titties were gonna look after your operation?

>>737048162
Should I keep on practicing guitar?, is my future connected with music in any way?

>>737056438
Not soon, but have you even broken past your teens yet? You're you h or got a very young souls (you're not one of us who's been through this earth a few times). You're kinda naive but it's endearing. It'll serve you. You won't find love LOVE till your 40s. But you will think you've found it at around 25 ;)

>>737056506
Shit dawg, your sitahin caused me a literal headache. First of all, lay off the drugs and alcohol. That can spiral easily. Second of all, find something you LIKE to do. I don't see one areas of your life that shows you perusing sow thing you're interested in.

>>737056842
I was studying Occupational Therapy but had to stop due to PTSD, I'll definitely check it out. Thanks heaps.

Will I ever get married?

>>737057139
If true, I'm not looking forward to it.

>>737056571
Here's something--change your fucking socks more frequently kek

I'm a psychic too, check out these dubs

>>737048162
Op, I have been waiting patiently for you to answer my question, but still have not answer it...can you please tell me if there is something great in my future?

>>737056616
Yes, but stop pining for her. You'll see her, but I wouldn't talk to her. You're gonna just make things worse. Y'all are not supposed to be in each other's lives.

>>737056743
Thanks OP, just so I can confirm its not a LARP did I ask you a question yet or not? Does my energy seem familiar or not?

>>737057227
Shit, pretty accurate. I haven't been messing with drugs and alcohol as of recently, but you are right in that I don't have anything in my life that I enjoy doing

It's been years since the last time I talked or had any contact with her. Recently I had been getting news and thinking about her.

I was trying to forget her for good, but I can't quite accomplish it fully no matter how hard I try.

Should I call her? Should I write to her? Should I have a date with her? Why am I thinking of her?

What do?

>>737056809
I want you to google exactly what she says she feels with quotes around it. It's gonna lead you to somewhere on the Internet with a group of people dealing with something similar that can shed further insight. Good luck!

>>737048162
Losing and letting go of someone dear to me, will i be happy again?

>>737056571
Sorry. OP called away due to unforseen events...

>>737057496
You asked twice before.

>>737048162
Am I spot on with the mental health diagnosis I think I have? Will I ever really come out of my dissatisfaction with the things I do or want to achieve? Will I win the next PCH jackpot? Will a responsible journey through mind altering drugs have an impact on my life in a positive way?

>>737056623
>>737056623
Will I at least be able to help her with her depression or am I ineffective in that regard as well?

>>737057669
>That faggot get

Faggots.

>>737048162
I'm the new hitler, when should I start gathering my reichskamaraden to take power ? What signal should I wait for?

I also have the 6th eye, you're really a psych

>>737048162
How long do I have to wait for the thing I want most in life? What about love? Will I ever get the career I've always dreamed of?

>>737048162
do me do me!

>>737057733
Spot on. Thank you so much. I really hope I can work up courage to do things I want in life. Best of luck to you in future endeavors, OP.

Will my girlfriend forgive me for last night?

>>737057576
Thanks so much.

Will i be able to get to that person and accomplish what i want to do?

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I'm just gonna answer a few more that the guides tell me are urgent, and then I'm out. Good luck to everyone. Nobody here im has anything too bad lined up for them :)

>>737057996
Is there a chance?

>>737057996
Will I be able to help the amount of people I want to help?

>>737057996
will I have any descendant?

>>737057556
Listen to your dreams. Remember when you were younger and would get déjà by a lot? Well, that's because you would actually dream those situations. You do need to talk to her. But for her sake, not yours. I suggest something casual. FB message: "hey, randomly had a dream about you. How is everything?" She'll prob respond with something like "one weird I've actually been blah blah blah"

>>737057996
What is my life purpose?

>>737057651
Of course you will. I know this loss reminds you of something that happened to you when you were younger. But that means you are equipped to deal with. You've done something similar before.

Willl I ever be with a gorgeous woman, objectively.

>>737057811
>>737057996
Please answer this OP and what should I focus on to have the best success in my life?

With hard work will I achieved my dream to become a actor?

is she the one for me? even if not, is she worth pursuing? how can I get out of this rut again and be comfortable :(

>>737057746
No, your depression is actually manifesting in a way that seems like something else. You have a difference type of depression that is causing idk...I almost wanna say delusions or hallucinations.

Here's the thing, I never recommend people do drugs. HOWEVER, I do think once you explore your depression more, you should try acid just one time.

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>>737057996
Will I ever find love?

>>737048162
I'm thinking of my cell phone number right now.

Text the number with the message [AMA] and I will transfer 500,000$ to you in whatever way you want, No bullshit

>>737057974
>Will i be able to get to that person and accomplish what i want to do?
>>737057996

>>737057996
Thank you and good luck to you too, mate!

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>>737058581
Yes

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>>737058756
fam you're not the psychic FOH B

Should I move out of the country? If so, where or which direction is best for me?

>>737058551
What do you see when you say delusions and hallucinations?

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>>737058926
My offer of 500k is real. I have set aside a huge asset for any psychic who can prove their bullshit.

I am willing to convert it into any currency needed.

>>737058241
I didn't mention the dreams... But yes, I had been dreaming about her.

>for her sake
I simply assumed she wouldn't care about me, that's why I left. Did I got that wrong?

>>737048162
will i ever make a video game

>>737048162
Does she like me or my best friend?

>>737059055
lets wait and see

Should I stop waiting for her?

Does Amanda like me should I ask her out on a date

Op this is a serious question: I gave a stripper my number 2 weeks ago and she never text me... Why didn't she ever text me?

Damn. Never seen a psychic AMA deliver this hard. Kinda impressed OP.

>>737059408
Not OP, but wouldn't it be because you gotta text her first? Stripper or whatever, she's a woman and it's unlikely that she takes initiative.

By the way, don't get attached if you get to be her friend or anything else.

>>737059005
You tend to become paranoid and you "see" things incorrectly. You're actually misinterpreting a family situation right now.

>>737048162
I'm I right in trying to develop an intimate relationship with her?

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>>737059494
He seemed to be a psychic that been lurking long time.

10/10 thread.

>>737048162
is what im thinking ever gonna be real?

>>737048162
What is my name?

>>737048162
What can you say about me personally?

>>737059877
Robert Robertson?

>>737059593
Well since she was a stripper and she most likely gets 5 creeps a night asking for her number I told here to take mine instead.
Good advice in not getting attached. I always wanted a stripper friend because they live intresting lives, we had very similar unique interests and I thought this might be my chance

>>737059055
Anybody who is psychic will tell you: from the get-go the rules are clear. You are not allowed to use your gift for profit. You will actually be (I know this sounds SO bullshit) "karmically punished" or have your gift taken away. I don't charge for any reading. Being psychic is who I am not what I do. I actually work with people who have cognitive impairments. Being psychic helps me "hear them" when they're struggling to speak.

I cannot tell you your phone number, the lottery numbers or anything like that. But I can tell you that whatever tells time in your room is digital. I wanna say red numbers. You have a notepad with indents from writing on a page precious on top of the page it's turned to now. Work is on your mind. Some vullshit deadline looming near the end of the month.

>>737048162
If you're reall psychic we shouldn't need to ask them do we?

>>737060023
That wouldn't imply she wouldn't give her number. If you are not a regular in her club pay her a visit.

If you are regular customer avoid her the drama and avoid the security the hassle.

>>737059648
Do you see me living to an old age?

Do I have a spinning timeline or is my life set in stone? What's in store for me?

Can you tell me anything about my love life and my academic life?

>>737048162
Will I find a good job any soon? Does my GF still love me or is she fucking her ex?

>>737048162 (OP)
want to fuck my sister in law. should i?

Currently in a situation with 2 girls, which one do I go after? Ones 2 years older and ones a year and a half younger.

should I stay or should I go?

Op please can you answer this? Will I find love with this girl that is on my mind?

>>737060078
How can I know what kind of "Gift" I have. I know it's not forseeing nor psychics... but I can tell when people are bullshitting or not telling the whole story.

Would love to know about people when they don't even talk.

>inb4 You are a human lie detector

>>737060078

rules:
provide explanation why i can see the future but am not fabulously wealthy.
provide explanation why i can provide useless info only.

After the mistakes that both her and I have made each time she spent the night, will we grow closer together romantically? If I'm patient, will it pay off?

>>737060486
Why shouldn't you?

>>737060527
Why not both?

>>737060559
>Your waifu is shit

>>737059930
Say things about me you fucker I've asked and waited

>>737058427
>>737057996
>>737048162
Please OP

>>737048162
yo OP what is my dream? and will i achieve it?

>>737060855
If it was possible to get both I wouldn't ask.

>>737060964
OP left numbnuts.

Either had some bullshit thing to do or got fed up with some of you, stupid fucks.

>>737048162
Should I be patient and especially considerate for the individual I have in mind, or should I move on to considering other people? (can you get a "sense" of that person?)

>>737057996
>>737060423
Plz answer OP :(

>>737060829
He gave you pre fucking specific things. I don't have a red digital clock or a notepad in my room. Or a fucking work deadline looming. Hell yeah minimum wage! :'(

>>737048682
Kek

Ok lads, I got some barely decent tarot skills but won't be making a full readings i.e. I will simply say the answers I get. If you get your dick stuck'd in the washing machine because of my answer and advice it won't be my problem.

Now, if you like the idea ask away.

Also, remember is tarot. I'm not some bullshit fortune teller so I will answer as truthfully as I can.

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>>737060078
Utter horse shit.

But no profit needed here, I'll donate the money to whatever charity they want. Your move faggot.

>>737048162
How am I feeling rn op? And how will I feel in 5 years time? Will I ever be happy?

>>737061676
Ok, do you a tarot reading of me, will I find happiness in something?

I'm masturbating while watching the weather channel, describe something in my room? Also what do you think of my cock

>>737061676
Alright, I'll bite

Should I break up with her?

>>737060558
if i go there will be trouble

>>737061676
Do I choose the girl younger or older than me?

>>737061676
will my dreams come true?

>>737048162

What's wrong with me?

>>737061859
Seems an inconclusive no... You made some mental cage bullshit since you were young and got trapped for real in it.

Search for peace instead?

>>737061901
Look for the third way... Not sure what it would mean, but I can make out that you gotta cut it in good terms which seems really hard from where I see it.

>>737061676
Idk what questions you can answer, I asked OP but I guess he was already gone. Just answer them the best you can. Thanks.
How long do I have to wait for the thing I want most in life? What about love? Will I ever get the career I've always dreamed of? What do I have to do to stay on the right path?

>>737061676
I'll do a tarot. Where will I be in the short and long term with my career?

>>737062285
>Look for the third way...

Man... I can't even think of a third way.
Something like "lets take some time" or "lets be friends"?

>>737061676
Where do you see my love life heading?

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>>737048162
Should I pursue love, a jot, or, a hobby?

Guys, try to ask simpler question. I'm very sluggish right now and can't arse enough to do a full reading.

>>737062036
Follow happiness.

Seems like you have more in common with the older person and a longer relationship. But it will hurt a lot more when things end.

>>737062045
I don't know what you dreaming about but it seems possible to do.

The thing is, you might not realize you got to your dream until you are no more in it.

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>>737061676
Im being serious here,will i ever find love
tarot me fam

>>737048162
Is he actually interested in me?

>>737061676
Should I move out of the country? If so, where or which direction is best for me?

>>737061676
will i ever make a successful video game?

>>737062285
Damn, you got me there. Is there a way out? Can it be changed? And also will I find love?

>>737062705
Thank you for your service.

>>737048162
If you are still here i would like to know if any of the women i know will be my next girlfriend and if you can identify who.

How's my future looking? will I have a place to live and a job at least?

>>737062499
Unbelievable, same card as the other anon. Follow the third path... or in your specific case, follow the not so obvious answer you two can't see.

This is for both anons; Relax, take some time and take a deep breath before returning to the task in hand.

>>737062558
Gotta have the perceverance and will of fire. It means you can have a fairly decently good career. Not as the best in the whole world as you seem to plan to be but a fairly decently good professional in your field.

On the long run, the wise road.... a hard choice because you could either retire into loneliness or pass on you knowledge.

>>737062648
Maybe the way you wanted to end things is not the best course of action.

Were you planning to tell her to fuck off? If so, then relax and try again.

If this is Genuine, will I achieve an artsy career.

Is the career change made the right profession?

>>737063520
*I

>>737063309
Not exactly sure what this means for me, follow the third path, I guess I will have to relax a bit, I've really stressed myself the past few months for no real good reason. I really hope this shit works out soon, I'm so fucking impatient and it's actually ruining me rn.

>>737062743
Enjoy your relationships when you get them. Or if you get them at all. There something sketchy about your card but can't figure out if it's you or the girls you are after.

>>737062868
The roots of the problem is in the airs... fuck me if I know what that would mean. Maybe the alps?

>>737062929
A total yes, but the kind of succesfulness you are looking won't come from your first tries.

>>737063290
To add to this. Will my dream of making films come through? I dunno if this is legit but I won an award for best short film at a summer camp when I was like 15 and since then have loved film and always wanted to pursue it. Will that happen or will I get a job and a place of my own or the latter and be a leach the rest of my mundane life?

>>737061676
will i die young?

How is my future looking? Will I ever fully recover and begin to function normally again?

>>737063840
wow that's great i guess i get back to learning programming

how is my health?

mystical OP why does it hurt when i pee?

>>737063585
>I'm so fucking impatient
This explain that specific card. Your mind it's powerful but like any other machine when you stress it out too much it will fluke and may get damaged.

Relax, rest and find the solution later on. That card almost always means the solution is in your face but you are too focused onto something else you don't see it.

>>737063309
>Were you planning to tell her to fuck off?

Kinda... I'll relax then. But I should definetly break up, right?

>>737061676
i sense that i have some kind of rare luck where everything i want comes true can the cards tell me how or why?

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how long will my flesh light last?

>>737063840
how can i improve my chances on finding love?

Will she ever love me?

>>737063840
>The roots of the problem is in the airs... fuck me if I know what that would mean. Maybe the alps?
USA anon here. Was it a staves card you cast?