I've been working at DreamWorks for a few weeks now and

make shrek do the most retarded thing possible

do the roar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Have him goo on a sex rampage like he was always ment to

make him start a nuklear war

>>737035378
with Disneyland

BRING BACK THE SMASHMOUTH INTRO BUT MAKE IT X10000000 MORE DRAMATIC AND LOUD GOD DAMMIT

somehow include shrek is love

or memez war

Have him and donkey turn into World of &War Craft elists and in end die of diabetes

Make Shrek get killed off at the end. And then there an after credit where you see his friends and family crying and it fades to black and then you hear a low whisper say "Its never ogre".

Make Smash Mouth appeer an shreks sex slaves
and he forces them to sing wwhille they all scat on the ground

Minions cameo

It must involve pears

make him sing never gona give you up some time in the movie
you know that meme

>>737034991
Needs some traps (no homo).

make shrek dab

make him become lesbian

>>737035689 Fianoa will transform into a trap confirmed

make him make himself to figet spinner cancer

Make numerous references to all star by smash mouth

Make him go on a killing spree, killing all normies

needs rick astleys love
never gonna give you up

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>>737035647
Better
Bear pears

bear pair hairs

Have shrek meet Corey from the house and have
them fuck Hillary Clinton for a sex tape

what does the red line mean

tread is diying

subscribe to rick astley

Have shrek go on you tube and have him progress to a youtube star. he can meet Keemstar, pewdiepie

Have the ogre shipped to Afghanistan by CIA to kill Osama bin ladens twin brother Adam Sandler

have him visiting a smashmouth concert and hating it

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Get him into the marvel cinematic universe! He can make a sex tape with Black Widow

>>737038565
The fuck is black window? Whats the point

wtf was the 4th one?

>>737034991
Full it with references to the other 4 films (like All Star playing at the start or something), have a romance between one of shrek's daughters and some other male ogre which shrek disapproves of at first but learns to respect him after he performs some heroic action in the third act (like Louis in Ice Age 4), have themes of both growing up and growing old (and if you can, about the inevitability of death). In terms of a villain, you would have to come up with that yourself, since all possible threats in the Shrek universe are dead.

>>737034991
Sheen gets hooked on meth and pimps donkey out to support his habit.

>>737040125
This is legit

>>737040125
Shrik is bad guy. He get hooked on the weed and addiction almost kill famly

>>737040541
He fall on dirty weed needle and fenis will suck poison out

Shrek gets raped by Alex Stone a Ogre hunter and the res of the movie is a revenge story. Make shrek in his 50s and ask the aid of donkey and boots who are now in wheelchairs

Boots and gingerbrad man make fuck and have cookies with 6 nipples

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>>737034991
Make Shreks kids older like in their teens, and have Shrek and his kids go to town and go on a mass killing Charles Manson style going door to door brutally killing everyone while simultaneously raping and shoving onions up the victims assholes while donkey is just outside acting black.

>>737041302
Genius ill make shrek at least ten inches

Shert gets kid cancer. Also dies from gang green

>>737041515
Fitting end to a beloved hero

>>737034991
>Any ideas?
Big throbbing donkey dick?

I think it should have shrek the ogre in it

Shrek runs for president in 2020 and make the Onion Party. It will be a pitch black drama about ogre rights.

>>737035378
at the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar?

Just make it worth watching.

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more swamps

I honestly hate eddie martin and his over enthusiastic voice in those movies. Ed dies first

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Fianna and his family die after a bomb goes off in their home due to a terrorist attcjk. Have Him turn into a demi god and seek his wrath against all that oppose him including his friends and family. He will bring order to the Kingdom by any means necessary.

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>>737034991
Have it be Shrextra Ogrenary. I want a PG-13 edgy reboot that is live-action, has lots of violence, and a bunch of unfunny jokes with long silences after them. Michael Bay would be the best erector for the movie.

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>>737039146
Shrek Ever After, plebian.

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Shrek has foung god and now against all non humans