I have a 10 inch cock. I show it off, and it's amazing.

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>>737024892

Agree ;)

well op how about you show your cock with a timestamp ?

>>737025372
Dis.

Show your cock or fuck off

>>737025372
>>737024892
Yes

Op what is your pic it looks like a woman

>>737025372
I'm not fucking gay like you nerds on 4chan.

>>737025556
it is. that's the receptionist i fucked.

>>737024892
timestamp or stfu kid

>>737025372
LMFAO OP DIDNT FUCKING EXPECT THAT AHAHAHA I AM DYING LMFAO

>>737025372
>>737025485
Seconded

>>737025683
Confirmed micro penis

>>737025556
>>737025683

and i'm not going to show her face considering how fucking pathetic you guys with 2 inch dicks are.

>>737025683
Receptionists are the best

>>737025683
OP you are such a fucking sad piece of shit why did you even bother thinking of such fake stories lmfao

>>737025822
she got so wet, it was like i jumped in a pool of vaseline.

>>737024892
nice fantasy OP

>>737024892
show us the cock if its so legendary

>>737025822
apperently you still think this thread is real

>>737025906
ahahaha virgin CONFIRMED

OP has a centimeter peter

Y O U A R E D E L U S I O N A L

>>737024892
Cool story, bro...

Im not a virgin you retards

>>737024892
>Get a ride
>Get bj in car

So she was sucking your dick while driving? Impressive, i could care less about your exaggerated cock and fake stories

>>737025683
OP is a faggot and has a 2 inch dick.
millimeter peter.
Go back to your waifu pillow.

Hey OP, what's the easiest way of masturbating with a micropenis?

>>737025683
>>737025822
That's a picture saved off 4chan you numb nutter, check the file name

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>>737025941
https://youtu.be/S8ClOk4hzMg

video about women drawing their ideal penis size.

>she's got two hands on it

ITT OP frantically trying to shop a time stamp of a 10" schlong.

>>737025372
lmao i cant believe i destroyed fag op with this lmao

smh it really is summer boys.
It's simple.
Pic and timestamp to prove you're not a faggot otherwise YOURE A FUCKING FAGGOT
at this point OP it's less gay to show ur dick to us than not too

>>737026047
good police work anon

>>737026047
nope, she gave me the blow job in her driveway. i'd didn't nut tho.

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Scram summerboy, you're stories are trash.

>>737026176
>watching buzfeed and getting "facts" from them for 4chan
nigga buzfeed is straight jewish fuckery trying to kill all white men so that society could fall and they (the rich ones) have even more priviliges

>>737024892
I can't comprehend how you would post something like this and not post a picture of your cock seen through clothing

>>737026273
Op is probably 12.
Making up greentexts on /b/ to be edgy.
Fucking newfags.

>>737026253
lmao op trying to save himself

>>737026273
Aha ha ha

>>737026273
You are a faggot, a liar and have a micropenis.

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this thread is so bad and so is everyone who replied to it including me

This reminds me of my cringey friends in high school who totally absolutely definitely fucked that girl at a party who nobody knows and can't be found at any social network. But they totes did it.

>>737026453
nah im not OP.
i wouldn't claim to have a 10 inch cock and not fucking show a pic and timestamp smh
DONT COMPARE TO SUMMER SCUM NEWFAG

>>737026176
jesus christ this video gave me stage 5 cancer
also is it just me or are the captcha's getting progressively more involved. You swear you were trying to launch a nuke not make a fuckin 4chan post

>>737026273
Nice try kiddo, but that doesn't make any sense. Maybe if you had some real getting laid stories to base off, you'd of done better.

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>>737025906
>pool of vaseline
???

>>737026645
normie memay

>>737024892
No, you're just writing this because you like big dicks and want other fags like your self to talk about it.

I have a big dick as well and I don't need to show it off or talk about it bc I'm not a fag! You talk about it only with your lady.

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>>737026763
see, this is why I don't feel the need to prove anything to you losers. I used to be big on Omegle, but I'm over that phase.

>>737024892
And then OP woke up without his legs.

>>737026844
Micropenis #2 is here. Are you also "10 inch" big?

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>>737024892
What's the point of having a big dick when you're so insecure that you need to tell 4chan?
Lol

>>737026948
OP, how old are you?

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>>737025372
>show your cock with a timestamp

>>737025683
>I'm not fucking gay like you nerds on 4chan.


aaaaaaaand /thread

>>737026948
what the fuck is that...gtfo

>>737026461
why is it strange what i got a bj in someone's car in the driveway? oh, yeah, i forgot, this is 4chan—the land of the Roger Elliott.

>>737027094
22

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>>737026976
You want to compare dicks? Want me to take a pic and time stamp it?

>>737026006
OH BOY...AIDS!

>>737025858
Why do you even bother taking the bait

I genuinely cannot imagine taking time out of my day to lie about the size of my dick to a bunch of anonymous strangers on the internet.
Not only that, but to expound upon some inane fantasies I have about fucking co-workers at a job I don't have.
My be some sort of name for this type of delusion.

>>737026948
if you used to be so big on omegle then why be afraid to show your cock ? i bet that on omegle are not only females and that some dudes "saw" your dick

Just so OP doesn't try and find a pic online, put the timestamp on a sticky note on your schlong and touch your pinky finger and thumb together in the picture. If you can't do that, then we can only assume you have an acorn glued to your torso.

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>>737026948
>I used to be big on Omegle

>>737027190
am i not allowed to find that funny? It was.

>>737027190
lmao just stop dude you cant save yourslef out of this anymore

>>737026948
>why I don't feel the need to prove anything to you losers


he says creating a thread bragging of the size of his penis....are you always this retarded?

>>737027147
it's from the reaction videos i used to make of me showing my cock on omegle

>>737027275
No i just dont like food that much because of drugs fucking up my stomach lining abit.

>>737027214
Ok. Let's try to be rational here for a moment. You don't have a 10 inch dick or you think 1 inch = 1 cm. Did you at least get that blowjob or are you jerking off to that fantasy right now?

>>737027423
Oh Jesus H. Christ.

>>737027423
They're not laughing, so I'm sure you're lying.

>>737027480
this is the best thread in the universe

>>737027421
omg i love this thread so much

I can just imagine the guy who got off posting this, and everyone pissed off by it. Sad.

>>737026948
>doesn't feel the need to prove anything
>Made this thread

You lost

>>737027559
ikr i gotta save this shit

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Next time just create a "nigger hate" thread, that's what all the other fags are doing to get lots of dick picks and webms.

>>737027421
i'm not bragging, all i'm saying is that women prefer big dicks. that's just a fact. i hate coming on here and seeing all the insecurity of guys with tiny 6 inch dicks talking about how their tiny dick is better.

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>>737027674
Pics*

>>737027190
I can't get my dick sucked in my driveway even. Logic dictates no woman is going to suck your dick in her driveway when the privacy of her home is feet away.

I don't know who's making this thread. Either a total beta virgin looking for some kind of validation or some chad with an average dick trying to brag about showing his dick to a 13 year old

>>737027713
You're delusional. We know cocksluts love big cocks. They obviously want to go back to the days when "daddy" used to fuck them. You, on the other hand are just insane. You probably have a micropenis. It's not a bad thing. You don't have to get laid to live. Besides, you're on 4chan. We're not normies here.

>>737027713
well then fucking show us why we should feel insecure with our small cowks ig you aint a fag and dont forget the timestamp

>>737024892
I have a 9 inch cock, none of the shit you said has happened to me, just a series of sexual difficulties with fitting it in and some girls refusing to fuck me but being open to sucking it because too big

you're full of absolute shit, this dick is a curse, if you actually had a bigger dick then me you'd know how I feel and you don't

you have a small dick op, timestamp pics etc. or KYS

>>737027842
Ask your wife or girlfriend what the fuck

>>737027713
>all i'm saying is that I prefer big dicks. that's just a fact.

we know

>>737027938
This

>>737027842
first of all, she had her hands on my crotch all throughout the ride. when we got to her place, i was rock hard. i pulled it out and she sucked on it for about 5 minutes. it's not like it was for an hour or anything.

>>737028012
<3

OP is a compulsive liar. Please put me in the screencap.
5/7 thread.

>>737028067
>I watch all kinds of gay porn and imagine that I'm the bottom.

Ok.

>>737027612
This. I didnt open the thread. Knowing that a thread written by a dude about his dick has almost 90 posts just makes me shake my head.

>>737024892
how stupid do you feel right now OP? what did you think would happen?

>>737028067
You should have told her to stop keep it at 10 and 2

Still waiting on a pic of your big 10" there cowboy.
Any minute now.
Annnny minute now.

>>737027938
here we go again with this bullshit.

obviously you have to be slow (at first), but i have fucked girls would would swear up and down they couldn't fit me. you just don't know how to fuck.

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>>737025100

Dubs = Truth
OP on suicide watch

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OP just wanted to look at anons big dicks, instead he gets destroyed for being a lying fag.

>>737028067
And then she pulled out her bigger cock and asked you to suck it right

op you should have stopped before you got analy fucking destroyed but now its your fault

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I bottom out in my girl all the time. I highly doubt you have these issues op. You have no idea the struggle of never going balls deep. Unless it's anal.

>>737027894
>well then fucking show us why we should feel insecure

that's the thing. i don't think you should feel insecure. even though i fuck my exes after they've already got new boyfriends, they still go back to their boyfriend. the jealously doesn't even make sense.

>>737028224
Holy shit.
OP you're the best,please write a memoir of all your "experiences" with a "10 inch dick" which totally absolutely definitely happened.

>>737024892
It only works if you are good looking and it looks plausible. I'm only 5'10" and weigh 145lbs. I have small hands and feet and a generally small frame. My dick is 7" and it's obvious if I wear form fitting pants. I'm sure most people think it's a sock, or one of those silicone things. Maybe I should try one of those new hydro dick pumps. Get it so large that they have to find out.

Hitting the bottom of the pussy is horrid

>>737028543
sure,bro just stop you are done

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>>737028592
You keep going with this?

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For all the talk about how much you guys hate feminism, you all sure do love to spout the feminist lie about women not liking big dicks. Explain this:

https://youtu.be/Qpey2fnbTOg?t=38s

cant wait for this thread to die to post OP's shame everyday on here

>>737028907
What do you mean?

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>>737024892
OP right now
>you guys are just jealous of my big dick

>>737028992
stop using youtube vids for trying to prove peiple wrong,these girls are all actors or friends of the dude that got told to do that and ues thats the trutg becajss a fag did it in vienna and i knew some of the gurls and asked all of them and they said that its fake

>>737028992
this is what happens to me almost everyday. when you have a big dick, it gets normal.

OP. Hi, just wanted to tell you that it is OK to be a virgin at 22 (If that's your real age). Your time will come and it doesn't matter if your micropenis doesn't even get past the labia. A good finger will do the job.

OP is a good troll. 9/10. Congrats, you really got everyone worked up. Top kek.

>>737029218
Indeed he did.

>>737025683
Yet you make a whole post about a dick? Definitely a faggot

Not op but problem is this isnt a fake story and ive only told one person about it and he is a proper bro lew you are a real nigga dude

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>>737029194
the cringe,the shame oh god

>>737025683
lol that's a pic from a creep thread of the past night.

>>737024892
>>737025372
OP how did you not see this coming? You didn't even have a fake or photoshop on hand? Your whole thread got rekt on post #4 lmfao

I agree though. Having a big dick is great. Not as great as you make it sound in your post, but still great

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>>737029438
>not OP

>>737024892
how do you show it off?
by wearing ultra thigh joggings?

>>737029892
it's a woman you stupid retard

Never gone say goodbye

>>737024892
yeah i can't be bothered to read all that

>>737029947
How does she have a big cock then lol this thread is quite a delight

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thread is kill it was a honor destroying OP's toght butthile with this reply lmao >>737025372

>>737030100
lol i ment the one in the pics it's a woman, she had a thread last night

>>737028992
that music, Hitler was right all along

>>737024892
>I have a 10 inch cock.
Sure, in your mouth.
btw, didn't read all that wall of letters

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>>737029947
>it's a woman you retard

My God can this nigga be more stupid??

>>737030235
A woman posted here, last night lol yeah good one

>>737030477
lol it's a creepshot dude

>>737030564
Its garbage do people actually do that?

>>737030680
well, from the last thread she got a big nice mound so it's not that bad

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*chuckles*

>>737024892
This fucking thread

You forgot to say you're black too dumbass, now timestamp or gtfo

>>737030761
I highly doubt the booty or pic was of even the lowest level of quality that is acceptable im sorry but your post isnt accepted.

>>737030235
OP got busted
>>737025683

>>737027758
Pretty sure that GIF is fake. The blood from the left disappears. Also this just has that cinematic feel to it.
Needless to say, I saved it

>>737024892
Psychology major here.
This is bullshit. Largest flag is the writing. It's written like OP's fantasy rather than his reality. Lack of details like dates, names, locations etc.

OP lies like he has to in order to fulfill himself rather than for fun or something on top of whatever gets him off. It's not just something for him, but everything.

>>737025372
Well I think we have a foodstuff made of flour, yeast and an amount of water that has been left to rise for an indiscriminate period then baked until golden brown.

>>737025906
that's not at all what a pussy feels like.
perma virgin detected
source: have had sex

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scroll'd to bottom and see no dick. Op as always fake and gay

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How exactly do girls see that you have a 10 inch nob when you're just walking around OP? You walk around in cotton sheet for undies with a boner 24/7? You have a 10 incher on the flop but it doesn't get longer when hard and just prints in your jeans like a french bread stick? You have a name tag on your crotch saying 'Iit's 10 inches, honestly'?

Seriously, we're a few days into summer and you're already here talking ass sperm about crap that no one cares about with no proof.

>>737026948
>screenshot of completely normal omegle cam
that means literally nothing OP, the fact that you connected to girls on omegle (or found a picture of girls on omegle lmao) has nothing to do with the size of your likely very small penis.

So you want party boy

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Op is a fag

>a fatass manlet larping about having a big dick

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>>737025372
Lol op tiny cock confirmed
+ Its copypasta anyway kek

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>>737025683

>>737024892
>brags about having a big dick
>doesn't show it

>all stories posted here are those of fiction and falsehood

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Why is everyone here so fucking stupid.
A huge dick is both a curse and a blessing.

Women THINK they want a big dick, it's masculine and it turns them on. They drool over it. Yes, it makes ti easier to pull, and makes you a better choice for one night stands.

However once you get down to actually fucking them the reality is that if they're REALLY wet and excited they can maybe take like 6 inches, 7 if they're a champ, and for most of them it's painful. I've literally had girls pass out from pain.

They want it until they have it, ups and downs.

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>>737024892

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>>737026771
>pool of vaseline

Equivalent to a bag of sand

>>737025906
this is one of my favorite sentences I've ever read. pussy juice ain't like Vaseline my dude
>millimeter Peter confirmed.

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>>737024892

Microdick op confirmed.

Timestamp+ evidence or gtfo>>737024892

>>737031901
>camera posting
>mobile
>akbar
you're almost as bad as OP boston bomber

>>737031960
This, 7.5 inch here and you have to take it slow. Anal pretty much was a no-go for me even though my ex was a total whore. Get a girl that likes pain tho and you're set

>>737024892
Why does it look like shes about to fart

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>>737028592
try jelqing first. went from a little under 7 to 7.5 in like 3 months. Lost a bit from not keeping up with it, but it really does work. just jelq in the shower with like, conditioner or some other slippery shit, the warm water helps to warm up/down. Also try pegym.com if you haven't already, there's a bunch of guides and regiments and shit, it's like /fit/ for penis essentially

This isnt weird at all

>>737031901
Faze rain

>>737030564
>>737030564

OP here.
didn't i say that i met this girl yesterday?

yes i posted the picture of her in a creep thread yesterday with her face cropped out.

people liked it so i posted the rest. not sure how that shows i'm lying, but whatever

>>737033697
Lol no one liked it

>>737024892
>I'm just writing this because I see a lot of bullshit on 4chan
>bullshit on 4chan
>bullshit

>>737024892
I get it, I have an 18 inch penis. Its a struggle, cant ever find shoes that fit.

>not having 40inchs to play with

>>737033697
Damn, what a liar, I met the OP and you are not him.

I have a 11 inch cock. I show it off, and it's amazing.

I've bee propositioned by several bosses—I've been asked fuck two of them at work and another invited me to her house after work, I didn't have a car at the time, so she offered to drive me to her house then drop me off home. I got a bj in her car, fucked in her bed, she cooked, we ate, fucked again, and she dropped me off at home.

I've got 13 year old girls asking me for my snapchat. I've got women with their children secretly taking pictures then sharing them with their daughters and friends, right in front of me. I've got women straight up asking me to take pictures, pull it out and show it them, and leaving me their emails address so I can send them videos. I've got married women telling me their husband doesn't mind or won't know. I've got women asking me if they can do a threesome with them and their girlfriends. I get women in lines continually bumping into my junk. I've got exes constantly tying to hmu.

When I was at the mall yesterday, going down the escalator, about 7 girls (and a woman with her daughter) were turning around and trying to get a glimpse. Of course all had their phones trying to be sneaky about the pictures they were taking.

When I was waiting for my friend to get her hair done at the mall, i took a seat near the receptionist's desk. She looked maybe 18 or 19, and she wouldn't stop staring, so I decided to play a little game. Anytime she was looking at my junk, I clicked this pen I had. After the fourth time she started laughing and gave me her number.

The best thing about it is that their defenses are totally lowered when they've been caught looking. There's no awkwardness about it. They know I know, so there's no cat and mouse games I have to play. If I want to,I can go from hello to sex.

I'm just writing this because I see a lot of bullshit on 4chan about how big cocks aren't all that, but I have to tell you, they are, and it's even better than you can imagine.

>>737035788
Cut your nails off, maybe shoe will fit.

Simon is a faggot

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>>737027190
>Roger Elliott

>>737036338
Have you ever tried using nail clippers on your dick? It's fucking scary

Decent bait, the pen part was amusing, but once you mentioned 13 year old girls trying to fug it became obvious b8.

Fuck you matt

>>737036766
so you've never seen videos of 13 and 14 year old girls on Omegle going crazy because they saw a dick?