ITT: Post annoying things you do that you are aware of but can't

>>737024305
Fap to pictures of my ex. Broke up 1 year ago. Pathetic.

>>737024538
well fuckin show us the picture of her

>>737024305
I rotate my left shoulder a lot. For some reason it feels irritating quite often.

>>737024613
You don't want to see. She ugly. But nothing gets my lil john up like a newly posted picture of her on social media.

>>737024613
She's probably 300lbs.

>>737024305
Do you mean like bouncing it or literally shaking

>>737024993
Bouncing very quickly.

Procrastination
Drinking shit that's bad for me
Sitting on my leg to the point that it has indents of my chair's patterns
Over analyzing interactions with women I like

poping my elbow. it makes a sound when i do it.
if i do it hard , it hurts , i try to be careful with it, but i still pop it.

>>737024538
the trick is to take the effort you're putting in finding pictures of her and fapping to them, and use that effort and energy into finding a different woman who you can physically satisfy. I'm in the same boat because I think about my ex sexually as well. You can totally do it anon! I seriously believe in you

>>737025498
>i believe in you
What is this faggotry?

>>737025199
I love that feeling, so much relief...

>>737025498
Bro I'm a 5/10 brown guy in Canada. She was 8/10. That best chick that has shown interest in me since our breakup was a 3/10. I know I'm going to die alone.

- Lying
- Masturbating
- Ignoring other people

>>737024305
Bite small pieces out of my bottom lip.

Crack my neck from left to right, it always sounds like I just snapped my neck, do it at least a few times daily.

>>737025765
If you off yourself in front of a crowd you won't die alone.

>>737025938
A need for busting a nut is reasonable, ignoring people is fine if you're talking to a windbag that won't shut the fuck up about him self... lying tho, lol fagboy, what you trying to impress other for your own self validation

>>737025102
A lot of people including myself do it. The good news is it's not bad for you and it actually burns calories. Not a lot, but enough to help if you do it constantly all day. I think it burns about 50 calories every 7 hours or so and increases bloodflow. If anything it is a gift.

Obviously don't spout this shit to normies because it just sounds weird and half of them think vaccines cause autism

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I chew the skin I tear from the inside of my cheeks.
I drink too much every day.
I prefer the company of my "friends" on PS4 to anyone I know at work.

cracking my neck
cracking my knuckles
cracking my toes
cracking my nose

>>737025765
Go back to bed Josh.

>>737025765
so brown guys in Canada = no? goddammit I wanted to go go Canada and get some Canadian pussay.

>>737026192
I do the same thing. For me it's like a pressure valve just releasing tension or something. Drives my wife crazy (except she's the reason for the tension).

does anybody else pull on their ears until you hear a satisfying popping sound?

Every morning i wake up, i pull on the flesh on my lower back until i hear a popping sound or at least a crunch sound. Am i the only person who does this?

>>737026460
Mine is as far as I can tell just a tick. I'm sort of OCD but not anything I can't walk away from. I have anxiety on rough days too but I've done it since I was a kid. From what I've looked up it has a bunch of reasons it could happen. If you Google it you can find an explanation of what is doing the bouncing/shaking/tapping, it's kind of complicated. But I always do it, wether I'm alone, stressed or with friends. It's a pretty common thing to be in a friend's car and to stop at a light and have them go "Is something wrong with my car?" And it's just me tapping away like a sperg

>>737025765
step 1: dont number people, especially yourself
step 2: QUIT THE NEGATIVE THINKING DUDE!

You decide you're going to die alone because of two girls you interacted with? Why would you even consider that possibility. I have no idea how you are socially, but considering your attitude towards yourself (sorry dude) you should try internet dating. Internet dating rocks because no one gives a shit. Consider a website, pay the few bucks a month and make a really good profile.

stop being negative, it will hold you back. If you really want to change yourself try writing any negative thought out in a book and look back at it a few days later. I have a thing where I can overthink very small situations and writing them down made me realise how fucking stupid I was thinking that. You can also fucking change your life anon

>>737024305
Can't stop getting annoyed by my girlfriend

>>737024961
You mean OP's mom

>>737026715
Was meant as a reply to >>737026449

>>737026852
I give up

I cant stop sucking dick

- OP

>>737025765
>chick that has shown interest in me
> I know I'm going to die alone.
Dude lower those expectations and die happy!

>>737026799
give us an example

>>737024305
Get anxious about social events so make up stories to get out of going to them

>>737024305
that dude be ballin

>>737026752
>>>737025765
>step 2: QUIT THE NEGATIVE THINKING DUDE!

easier said than done, you fuck.

This is now a joint popping thread. If I roll my elbows outward and flex my forearms and triceps I can make my elbows pop in unison. If I flex my chest with my hands held together in the front I can pop my sternum. I twist my neck like I'm going to break it to get my neck to pop and finally stretch out my neck muscles.

>>737026715
I don't pull on my flesh but I push my knuckles down on my tailbone and pop like 3-5 vertebrae in my lower back every few days.

>>737027032
She talks and acts like a baby - I get the shits.

I overthink every text I send my crush. Every single one. Sometimes I completely ruin conversations because I have to go back and make sure she wasn't "offended" or some shit at some joke I told. I'm the ultimate beta autist.

>>737024305
maybe you have ADHD? OP do you have trouble paying attentionor gaining interest in something?

>>737027100
best to take both your thumbs and press down

>>737027180
calm down, she's probably not interested at all.

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>>737027665
yeah, you're probably right.

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>>737027900
wtf is this shit?

>>737028201
A rich guy.

>>737024305
>>737025983

I would do these a lot. Found out it was because of my anxiousness/depression issues. I made a concious effort to stop when I catch myself doing these and it's made a hell of a difference in my mentality and wellbeing after only a few months. Now I don't feel anxious all the time, so I'd recommend quitting these habits as soon as possible.

>>737028201
money baby, M000000NEY$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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>>737027900

>>737028321
>>737028625
I see...

>>737025681
Summerchild spotted

>>737027100
I used to work with a woman who claimed that before she went to bed she had to pop just about every joint in her body. I didn't believe it but one night we were snowed in (hospital so they just had us stay) and they set up cots for us to sleep on. Sure enough she started cracking and cracking and cracking and cracking and cracking and cracking and cracking and cracking and cracking and cracking and cracking.

I could't sleep that night.

>>737024305
I bite the inside of my lips a lot. And my nail beds. Not as much on the nail beds anymore though.

>>737024305
When I'm on enough heroin I hum uncontrollably the same song. It's fucking annoying.

>>737024925
I know what you mean. I feel the same about my ex. I broke up with her 8 years ago and am married now but sometimes I get to thinking about her and I get rock hard. She was cute back then and was super dirty and kinky. My wife isn't like that at all. So I think back to my ex.

>>737030918
what song

>>737031549

same here.
Its like I have a fetish for my first girlfriend.
she's basically the lest hot bitch I been with but she was super dirty in bed.

also she's such a basic bitch nowadays and I basically can't stand her but now and then I start up a chat with her on whatsapp and it gets me really hot.