Alright /b/rothers, I'm going to tell you of my sad tale

stfu you cuck

>>737022398
Yes! Continue
>>737022984
Fuck off

Do not cont. You've already proved you're a beta cuck

>>737022398
so the bad boi took your girl? at that point you should've diverted your attention somewhere else.
kek

>>737022398
Do continue

Okay, I'll continue.
>He looks at me when I'm giving him the look of murder.
>"What do you want you stupid fuck?"
>"Fuck you."
>I leap across the table and bury his face into the tiles on the floor.
>There was some shit going on across the school, so all the monitor staff were over there.
>I had him to myself.
>Finally.
>He was, in fact, stronger than me, as I was about average, and he does fucking roids or something.
>But I was smarter.
>See, I learned to fight like the Talibans, using pins rather than punching and kicking in order to overpower someone.
>He tries to get loose, and eventually does, and we're standing a few feet apart from each other, panting and just watching.
>whathaveigottenmyselfinto.png
>I decide to swing at him.
>One of the best, and worst decisions in my life.
>He does some fucking weird move-style karate move, and takes me down.
>imfuckedimsofucked.
>I punch him in the neck as hard as possible, hear a satisfying crack and he backs off.
>At that point, I remembered something from an anime (Fuck off.)
>Grab one of the trays, and one of the knives I kept in my pocket.
>His eyes go to the knife.
>I put on as much of a casual smile as I can, and began to walk towards him.
>Mind you, the whole of the Sophomore ate lunch together, and his friends, my friends, and everyone could see this shit going down.
>I get about two feet away, his eyes still on the knife.
>Me, being smart, had tucked the tray kind of, into the side of my pants.
>I drop the knife and clap in his face, while rushing towards him as fast as possible.
>He did not fucking expect that, and was too focused on the knife to remember I had the tray.
>Pull it out of the side of my pants, and hit him so hard in the face with the tray, that he falls, and I cracked it.
>The school still uses the tray, because people still get it, and I can see it on people's Snapchat stories.
This is a long one my /b/rothers. It gets better from here, I promise.

>>737024272
starting to get good

>>737024272
I think Nagisa does that in Assassination Classroom?

Damn OP. Good tray smash. I am interested in your story. Continue

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>I grab him by the face, still with that nonchalant look on my face.
>"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
>I hit him with my knee and he passes out onto the ground.
>Kate comes over and starts hitting me, and pretty hard.
>loldowhatyouwanticandiehappynow
>The rest of the cafeteria just goes back to eating, and doesn't look at me or him.
>When the monitor staff come back, they see him, dazed on the ground, and me standing next to him.
>I get suspended for using a weapon to threaten another student, and for knocking him out.
>dontgiveafuck.
>Mom didn't ground me, because she was happy I kicked his ass.
>Get a text from Kate.
>"You're such a fucking brute, you do nothing but abuse people and hurt them."
>bitchneediremindyouthatyoustartedtalkingtohimlessthanafewweeksafterhebrokemynose.
>"I don't care, he's my friend and you shouldn't have done that."
>okaywhatever
>Hang up while she's still talking.
>Call up her other friend, a Koreaboo, we'll call her Jamie.
>Jamie and I end up having a lot in common, and go out together.
>We do everything together, and it turns out we both hate McCunt™
>Then it happens. I still fucking hate him for this.
Sorry, this shit makes me teary-eyed to recall, and I need a bit.
Pic related I guess.

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You have my attention, continue.

>>737025318
Don't you puss out now Anon.

>>737025318
this story aint half bad

Don't you puss out now op

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>>737025318
plz post

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Kate, you know who you are, if you read this, you were the worst one I've had yet. Looser than a blown out tire.
>I get a call from Jamie at about 3 AM
>"YOU'RE SUCH A LITTLE FUCKING LIAR, YOU LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL!"
>whatareyoutalkingabout.
>"YOU FUCKED THAT SLUT KATE, AFTER EVERYTHING WE DID TOGETHER, AND EVERYTHING SHE DID TO YOU?"
>ihavenocluewhatyouretalkingabout.
>"I'LL TEXT YOU THE PICTURE YOU LYING FUCK."
>"COME PICK UP THE SHIT YOU LEFT WITH ME."
>Okay, so a bit of backstory.
>Kate and I were drunk one time, before I dated Jamie, after party-hardying all night, and we made the sex.
>She must have taken some pictures, because I don't remember those being taken at all.
>Jamie breaks up with me, and I end up being super depressed.
>Get my friend to talk to Kate, see what the fuck happened, and why she sent that to her.
>"I fucking hate you, and you don't deserve to love anybody as long as you don't apologize to McCunt™."
>fucknoheshouldapologizetome.
>"DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? YOU HIT HIM WITH A FUCKING TRAY!"
>yeacuzhebrokemynoseyoudumbslut.
>"FUCK YOU!"
>Call ended: 4:52 am.
>I end up not dating anybody for a while, until one of the other girls from the school hits me up.
>"Hey anon, I hear you have a big dick, wanna let me try it out? ;)"
>Solid 49/50 would fuck chick with tits the size of a god damn cantaloupe
It gets gud here. pic unrelated.

>>737026528
MOAR YOU FAGGOT I DEMAND MOAR

Oh golly can't wait to see the revenge arch of this story

This story is interesting.

>>737026528
Why the fuck do these girls keep screaming at you constantly

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OH THE FUCKING DRAMA!!! GO ON OP! GET TO THE CLIMAX!

>>737022398
You called her a bitch?

HURRY OP THIS STORY IS TOO GOOD

you guys are getting baited

Are you white, op? You sound like a white beta who talks black online to seem cool. Except it's totally transparent and cringey.

this will end with walking a dinosaur, or doing the monster mash.

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Can promise, not bait.
>Me and the girl, we'll call her Erica, fuck like wild animals.
>Best sex I've ever had, and I haven't been a virgin since 14.
>End up with a permanent fuck-buddy.
>Kate, Jamie, and McCunt™ hear about this.
>They try to make her hate me, but she won't have any of it.
>I've already told her what happened. Get fucked.
>The Fucking Three try and convince my guy friends that I'm bad.
>nope.pi2
>The FT get frustrated, and begin targeting people I didn't even know that well.
>evenmorenope.exe
>See, I told people what happened, and they're not buying this shit.
>They know I'm not a McCunt™, and actually try to be nice to me.
>Eventually, me and the Allies of Normiedom team up against them, and confront them.
>A tall, scrawny Canadian, two white guys, and a Halfexican (Me) all yell at them for what they're doing.
>The Allies of Normiedom team up against the FT, and we kick McCunt™'s ass.
>Turns into a near fucking gang war, and since a lot of people already didn't like me, I start WWI on the inside of the school.
I will return soon /b/rothers, my McDonalds from Uber has arrived. Pic related to Erica.

bump
come back soon OP

>>737027571
What kind of file extension is .pi2?

Nigger i like dis.

I am prepared for this text based violence

>>737027571
I'll take shit that never happened for $500

>>737028289
doesn't really matter if its fact or fiction, as long as its entertaining its A-Oh fine

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This is my last post in this thread. I fucking love my friends!
>Last day of school, senior year.
>Things brewed to an unbelievable scale.
>People get pulled out of school every week for swearing at each other in class.
>It's total fucking anarchy, people travel in groups, and the bathrooms are NOT safe.
>Everyone decided to wear two different colours for the last day of school, and even the staff decided to colour the robes differently according to their wishes.
>Normiedom guys wore green, FT wore black.
>At graduation, at the end of the ceremony, they call me and McCunt™ up.
>waitwhat
>"We understand you two have been at odds for a long time, and we decide it's time you two make up."
>I look over at the Normiedom guys, and everybody shifts a little bit.
>You can actually see the divide between the two groups.
>I get a STUPID fucking idea.
>He reaches out his hand to shake mine, and I do something I will regret for the rest of my life.
>I clap in his face.

>>737027571
more brüder

You were doing so well, by the way he greentext ended, I can only assume that you got your ass kicked. Please prove me worng, im on your side.

>>737028289
cant people just sit back and enjoy a good tale?

cmon faggot just one moar

>>737028603
Why is it something you'd regret OP?

Plox anon finish it.

It can't end like this anon it just can't.

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This is it guys, no more after this.
>All hell breaks loose.
>He punches me in the face, and I shove him into the crowd.
>The TF rush the stage, and prepare to fuck my ass.
>Then the Normiedom guys get them from behind.
>Chairs are thrown, I think I heard someone shout "Knife!" at some point.
>The police get involved, (Thank god, it was pretty much a riot at that point)
>Chill ass police let the two of us go, and we get off without anything more than a complaint about keeping things between ourselves.
>"Sorry, this shit makes me teary-eyed to recall, and I need a bit."
>Makes me teary-eyed because I laughed so fucking hard at what happened.
>Just this past week, I married the love of my life.
>Jamie.
>Turns out that what happens in school doesn't matter.
McCunt™ ends up in prison for assaulting Kate, and Kate apologized right before the wedding. She was one of the bridesmaids, and my best man was the one always by my side. (Resisting urge to John Cena.)

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>>737029668
Good story OP.

Fake boring and gay in reality you got cucked by bad boi and made up fantasy world where you got back to him

>>737029668
Not super satisfying, but it was satisfying.

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>>737023116
What was that about being a Beta Cuck?

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>>737029668
Can someone screencap this so we can all enjoy this story in the future? Fake or not, it was a satisfying read.

Don't know if the story was real or not but it's a good one.

>>737030035
Already done

>>737028289
This is a fucking fiction board, you autist, it says it in the fucking description. Summerfags ruin everything.

>>737022398

gonna knock one out to that pic. used to bang this older lady at work, she was 48 and looked just like that pic (in real person form of course). thin, but with curvy hips, nice soft tits and short hair cut.

she was so prim and proper at work, and a little scared the first time we were together. but i went downs on her and she lost her mind. became an animal after. man she could ride you to death.

>>737030035
Not my biz, do whatever you want with this shit, I just wanted people to hear my tale on how shit gets fucked quickly.

Goodbye guys, enjoy your wank

>>737029668
>>Turns out that what happens in school doesn't matter.

This an important lesson for anyone still in high school or who still gives a shit about what happened in high school.

>>737029943
I see you didn't even bother to hide the fact your a summerfag at all anon I hope you get raped by a pack of fucking niggers

>>737030274
>>>Turns out that what happens in school doesn't matter.

>This an important lesson...

Well, the lessons in grammar and proofreading might matter.

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Post the screen cap plz i want to re-read this later cause it was so good

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>>737022398

this story fucking sucks

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>I do something I will regret the rest of my life.
>chill ass police let us go...
>what happens In school doesn't matter

Both unbelievable and totally incoherent; what a combo.

Also,

>haven't been Virgin since 14

Yeah Fucking right

>>737022398
probably gonna have to MAKE him stop
(hit him back?)

>>737030074
post it