Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>736996535
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>one claim per anon
>no claiming a waifu that has already been claimed
>no stealing unless trips or higher
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Yui claimed
>>737011969
You'd be fine.
You did a decent job seperating yourself from my autism.
>>737012093
:(
are you feeling better today?
>>737012093
Oh great! I thought you were stressed or something.
Anything interesting going on? Tomoko must be at work right now. And I don't know about Galko.
what's up /b/ro's?
>>737012282
did you rename your entire collection again?
>>737012441
who that
Depressed failures thread
The rules are very simple:
>have nothing of worth to talk about
>be completely ignorant towards relevant subjects
>never think outside the box
>be a sleep deprived jobless miserable social reject
>watch gook cartoons around the clock
>hugbox the fuck out of others as substitute activity for lack of social interaction
>be boring be stale be stupid
>most important: Pretend to have fun!
Fuckin' fixed.
Your mom claimed
Kill yourselves
Claim
>>737011728
Almost impossible
>>737011791
I think you should do it first so i know how it's done
>>737011718
You like me, that means everything's wrong with you -_-
>>737012489
Ha ha got em
hello hello I love you all <3 <3 <3
>>737012093
I am the anon that quizzes you on math problems :)
>>737012441
Hello.
>>737012489
Wow are you a wizard? Or do you have a camera in my house??
>>737012465
No I am eyeposting for a while.
Don't mind it.
>>737012604
Hi
>>737012465
Anzu
my gf
>>737012497
Eh, I knew you were just pretending to force out even more pity of your fellow faggots but it was still worth pushing it. For that 1%.
Well, you are definitely one sad sorry fuckin' fungal rimjob pal
You can also fuck off now.
Love me some Ramona
>>737012747
hello hello eyeball-friend <3 how are you today?
>>737012861
Rather sadder than usual for stupid reasons. How are you?
>>737012489
There's a guy who has four dogs that he has sex with ITT. He's the guy who claims the dog. He got black mailed by an employee once.
You also have nothing interesting to talk about
>You
>relevant
Please pick one and only one.
>lack of social interaction
B-but jacko-kun, I h-have a date...
>>737012497
Hi Ruby
>>737012919
ah... what has you down? there's no such thing as a stupid reason to feel sad.
>>737012919
The burning sensation inside that almost feels like you drank bleach kind of sad?
>>737012930
I'm not him
>>737013037
Sure there are when it comes to me.
Stupid head things.
>>737013140
More like an itching sensation of wanting to run away and disappear.
>>737013221
Oh I get both those now. Punching shit kinda helps.
bap
>>737013221
Hi Eyes
Claiming best girl.
>>737012930
You seem to be proud of that date, yeah its real hard to hook in some shallow dumb as hell slut these days around, congratulations a winrar is you
Can' you just
Shut that cock socket of yours and interact with the other cockroaches?
>>737013221
I still doubt it! it might be a chemical or hormonal imbalance that made something make you sad, and that's not stupid. it's just how brains work sometimes.
>>737013437
hello hello Just Taiga <3 how are you?
>>737013474
hello hello Saya <3 are you well?
>>737013282
I suppose it would though I mean I'd rather do other things.
>>737013437
Hi
>>737013550
Though it is, getting sad for little to no reason makes no sense.
>>737012930
It's useless trying to talk to Jack about anything related to girls, he's scared of girls and can't even talk to them
>>737013627
buuuuut it happens sometimes! so what you gotta do is find little ways to lift your spirits now and then.
>>737013628
hello hello <3 how are you, friend?
>>737013627
For sure. So many opportunities but it's all so distant. Good luck pulling through it, honestly.
>>737013678
Well ain't that the biggest horseshite under the sun today
Dude I have a wife.
Who told you that bullshit anyway
I don't care about what anyone thinks of me but that's just too retarded
>>737013735
Bad
>>737013815
what's up dude
up, like look up
dude
its
the
roof wall
>>737013874
what's got you down, friend? </3
>>737013950
Oh, I see. You are not making sense. At least you wasted 12 seconds of my life, pat yourself in the ass
>>737014029
R o o f w a l l
O
O
F
W
A
L
L
Smoke beer erryday.
>Suika claim
>>737013550
To be honest, pretty bad. Hope it won't get worse.
You?
>>737013627
I have nothing meaningful to say \o/
sorry
Heya
>>737012747
ok, what're you up to?
>>737012763
solid claim
>>737012930
where are you two going?
>>737013437
boop
>>737014216
ah... I'm sorry friend ;~; I hope it does the opposite of getting worse soon.
>>737014122
>>737014221
hello hello <3
>I have nothing meaningful to say
Oh shit somebody is being honest. Now you just have to shut the fuck up permanently.
>>737014216
Don't be sorry I am not asking for meaningful shit.
>>737014325
Laying in bed.
Might turn on my computer to make some stupid bullshit "music"
And you?
>>737014394
Today was gonna be the day
But they'll never throw it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you're not to do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do, about you now
And all the roads that lead you there are winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how
I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all, you're my wonderwall
xd~
>>737014329
Hello there friendly no waifu claimer <3 how are you doing?
>>737014394
I've said this all along
>>737014439
sometimes when I did open mics in the past, someone would yell for me to play this. I would jokingly glare at them because, yknow, it's a big joke and all, but the truth is I just never learned the song! I don't think I've even heard it all the way through.
>>737014475
I'm doing my best, thanks for asking <3 what about you, friend?
>>737014720
Im doing alright lol help me pick a name for my stream I blanked
>>737014008
Everything
>>737014720
I know how to play it because its easy. As easy as: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSAJ0l4OBHM
Honestly, if you want an impressive song thats easy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTIB10eQnA0
>>737014329
Literally who
I have no idea who anyone else's claim is.
>>737014400
let us know how the music turns out.
just thread for me right now.
>>737014813
hello rikka
>>737014813
how about something simple and informative like "it's monday."?
>>737014844
ah... I'm sorry ;~; no change from normal, I suppose. is there any way to help?
>>737014896
I'll have to add them all to my list <3
>>737015069
I'm just the anon that asks everyone how they're doing!
>>737015111
also solid trips claim
>>737015111
Hand over the illegal trips, squiddo
>>737014439
Fuck off with that gay shit
>>737015173
Not really
>>737015692
How about xd~?
>>737015957
>emotes
>tildes
You are doing this on purpose aren't you nigger
>>737015111
Hey Yui!
>>737015173
rofl too simple
Replying with the speed of light!
>>737014325
bep
Sorry for no reply last thread, 404 and I derped.
>>737014329
It's okay, I guess. I'm too stubborn to give up.
>>737014400
I like the eye posting, easy to know who you are.
I do a lot of tableposting these days, need more table though.
>>737016108
How did u guess cutie :3
Ur fly is undone >:3
>>737016108
hey jack what brings you here?
>>737015383
nope
>>737016112
how are you? haven't seen you recently
>>737016155
it's fine, that's usually what happens :o
any plans for the day?
>>737016297
Yeah I come on once in a while. I am doing alright just working and trying to survive how are you??
No frenemy I'm not watching you since you have a free card. I'm here to lurk
Hello everyone how are you all?
>>737016108
>>737016691
Dog fucker, meet fucker
Match made in ID: Heaven
>>737016721
Hey hey I wasnt gonna say anything to you. I have yet to post anything lewd!
>>737016740
Heya!
>>737016721
It got really smuggy in here.
>>737016751
wat
Brib
>>737016903
You are dog fucker, he is just "fucker"
now kiss
>>737016613
good. i'm deciding which classes I need to sign up for this fall, trying to register as soon as possible.
>>737016740
hello
>>737016297
Not really, soon 20:00, so I guess the day is soon over.
Think the only thing I gotta do before 23:00 is to buy some dinner.
How about you, any plans, or done something fun?
>>737016977
Oh hell yeah what are you choosing between??
>>737016740
Ugh...I'd be a lot better if the fucking Monoblos i'm currently grinding in mh4u decided to drop me the heart i need to make its armour, but nope, fucking RNGesus knows what i need so it won't drop it!
>>737016957
Makes sense.
I just had a mini pizza party with my dogs and I am feeling great! Whoooooo
Tatsumi is gay for not choosing Esdeath, also claimed
Quick everyone post your waifu as a maid
>>737016793
Hi rikka looking cute and I didn't know you had such long legs
>>737016925
I have pringles and am doing this IRL now
>>737016977
HI rock star how it going?
>>737017203
I now that feeling all to well the RNG gods have never smiled upon me
>>737017404
I am full of surprises~
can anyone recommend me something to watch?
>>737017085
13:50 for me so it's still pretty early. rn i'm just reading through g-senjou no maou. pretty fun read so far.
>>737017166
I need both macro/micro economics, public speaking, general stuff like that, but I also have gen ed classes like biology, but I also need accounting classes and such, so it's basically between those classes. I also need to have classes at times that fit my outside-of-school schedule
>>737017404
pretty good. thinking about playing goldeneye tbh.
what about you?
>>737017614
what do you like?
>>737017404
Lewd
>>737013517
Lol but she isn't a slut. She's only dated one boy before me
>>737017614
Please Tell Me! Galko-chan
>>737017778
the last three i watched or actually rewatch was k-on, konosuba and evangelion
>>737017679
To be honest with you you should get public speaking out of the way its super easy
>>737017517
Wow how is that in the pic I can tell?
>>737017614
I just finished Youjo Senki that was pretty good, do you want a link?
>>737017679
Like goldeneye for the n 64?
I'm just chilling in the common room of my flat
>>737017805
How?
>>737017888
Who are you?
>>737017321
0.0 Enough Internet for today...
>>737017404
You should try offering them a sacrifice to even the odds then~
>>737017888
use this, it helped me
https://myanimelist.net/recommendations.php?s=recentrecs&t=anime
>>737018012
Nani?
>tfw you try to make conversation with someone but they're too interested in conversing with a troll
>>737017614
depends on the stuff you like. there was an anon last night who asked the same question but shut down half of the suggestions because we didn't know what he'd like. I'd recommend something like Erased or Charlotte.
>>737017892
that's what I was thinking. I should also get the gen ed stuff like biology and intro to ethics out of the way so I can focus on my degree-related classes after this year.
>>737018012
yeah, goldeneye on the N64. I suck dick at it but I keep watching speedruns of it and it makes me want to play it
>>737013550
Hai Anon! I'm so-so. How's you?
>>737018432
Exaaaaactly, thats like the best route to take man so youre on the right track
>>737018432
Good pic
>>737018432
Oh hehe sorry ^^"
I was at Walmart buying snacks!
>>737018078
IDK may be I can give them my first gen pearlescent wepion from BL2
>>737018248
It was you :o you are a master of disguise! what other things can you do?
>>737018432
Don't worry I will continue conversation with you
Do you have it on an emulator or do you have a n 64
Everything is great today u guys.
>>737018667
sounds good to me. now I just need to find those classes in ways that fit my schedule.
>>737018763
thank <3
>>737018907
this yuifag was just wondering where you're gonna go with the girl on your date
>>737019105
that was a reference to an earlier thread, don't mind it :o
I have it on N64, it's just that the controls for the game are a bit weird. I remember my brother being really good at it while I continuously died on Dam. good times tbh
>>737019105
Hmmmm let me seeeee
>>737019392
You can do it! I believe in you!
>>737019105
Pretty sure they'd rather receive a virgin's blood or red-haired children as sacrifices, though that works too. Seems like you're not so unlucky if you got that sick frop though!
>>737019716
Whoops, meant to say *Drop
>>737019392
We were going to the park but it rained today and we're probably gonna go again tomorrow
>>737017404
>tfw no maid pics
>>737019362
That is good
>>737019392
My child hood game was halo reach I played it with my friend all the time
so what are the controls like?
>>737019609
owww you look good in that
>>737019716
Ow I fom the UK we have plenty of gingers
also whats a frop?
>>737019872
it is okay you will fined some one day
>>737020094
Aw thanks I have better ones!
>>737017679
Sounds nice. I started doing some warhammer stuff, so I guess I got some entertainment for tonight.
>>737020094
Wait does Galko dressed up as Tohru count?
>>737019609
thank you. So what're you up to?
>>737019770
>probably gonna go again tomorrow
good luck, anon. tell us how it goes!
>>737020094
really weird, like you can't customize it yourself but you can choose from 8 predefined control styles
http://goldeneye.wikia.com/wiki/Control_style
>>737020319
what's Warhammer?
>>737020094
Sorrysorrysorry, my bad, i meant to write drop but with the phone keyboard it's so easy to make grammar mistakes. Anyway, drop as the rare weapon you found in BL2.
>>737020388
I am just about to stream Resident Evil 7
>>737012489
This should be spammed throughout all the hentai, shota, waifu, loli and all the assorted fag threads involving dicks.
>>737017395
Bulat was best girl, tbh
thread ded
>>737016793
I know i know. I'm just saying because I've been using the lurk pic to keep an eye on you lately
>>737016892
Yes it did and you need to come to thread more often
>>737020156
Aw super cute I don't have that many be for they start getting lewd
>>737020364
YES!
>>737020388
Well at least they give you 8 to choose from modern games don't normally give you more than 2
>>737020398
Yes but I got most of then during the week there drop rates were bugged and you can still get them fairly reliably from the look midgets
Just got done watching this gay ass shit.
...also claimed
>>737020546
late reply, but have fun :)
>>737021703
true. just with the way an N64 controller is, most of the controls are hard to get a handle on. I guess I just need to practice with it.
>>737022051
Yes Just do a play throw and you will get used to it by the end
>>737021880
Nigga that's gay
>>737022313
Cute
>>737020388
Plastic models you glue and pain, boardgame thing.
>>737023340
wow thread is slow
QotT; what is your favourite colour and why?
>green because it reminds me of life and stuff
>>737023340
Sounds fun
>>737024241
So talk to people, about anything!
>>737021880
lol thas gay
>>737024445
Purple because grapes or something. Also some oysters.
>>737024445
Blue because depression
>>737024445
Blue, just because
>>737024647
Lul
>>737022313
Dude weed lmao
>>737023025
not only the game itself, but the ost is really good for its time, and it was made to be as close to the movie as possible, and the movie was pretty good too.
>>737023340
I thought it was a videogame. or am I thinking of a different one?
>>737024445
green, although I couldn't tell you why. I've just always liked it.
>>737024445
pink, it's good
>>737024561
purple is my dad's favorite too!
>>737024647
shouldn't you like black then??
>>737024670
whyyy
im curious now
>>737024901
green is the best ever
>>737024943
did you always liked pink?
>>737024943
Good choice you freaking perv.
>>737024751
I wish I had some.
>>737025169
Noice! I guess he has good taste.
>>737025169
No particular reason. I just do
>>737024561
So whats up with you?
>>737024901
Yeh it all mixes together to make it an all time classic
>>737024445
red it is a pretty popular choice
>>737025242
Why am I a pervert?
>>737025169
Since I was around 12
>>737025590
I lost my car recently but I feel better today. Everything is going okay but I'm tired of video games and whatever. I guess all I can do is wait for money to grow.
>>737025625
Maybe my head is just in the gutter. I might be the pervert.
>>737024445
Pink or blue because they look good
>>737025169
smart man.
>>737025590
it also gives birth to masterpieces like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyQ-z9lBTs
>>737024241
I'm lucky it is, my replies are slow as hell.
It's comfy.
>>737024561
It is, very relaxing.
>>737024901
There's a bunch of video games based off it, not a huge fan though.
>>737025242
Burn in hell, sinner. Get off my wholesome christian board. God didn't intend for humans to have intercourse with other species.
Weed and interspecies intercourse is immoral and a sin.
>2010
>childhood game
Underage b&
But forge was fun as fuck
>>737025797
How did you loos it? was it stolen?
Just watched it and wow that guy ego
>>737026354
Mmmm comfy is nice
>>737022313
God damned Chenigger. Now I know why you ride bikes.
>>737026733
Weed and interspecies intercourse isn't enough. You got to add shrooms and sometimes acid for extra flavor. Man it is mind numbing fun. I wish I had some coke to try.
>>737026848
No man it broke down. The entire wheel plus axle fell out. It's fucked lol.
What guy and whose ego?
>>737026354
Sounds good bro. You seem like such a chill calm guy. I haven't met anyone who makes their own board games.
Start a kickstarter maybe for a new board game to sell.
>>737026354
oh. I think I'm thinking of Warhammer 40k, then.
>>737026848
apparently there's a website called the-elite that has world record for goldeneye speedrunners, and that guy is in the top 10, which explains his ego.
>>737024445
Blue because it's cool (like, rad, not cold).
Green is great too though.
>Kanade a cute!
>>737027132
Not really making the boardgame, just assembling and painting the models to play it.
>>737027152
It's warhammer 40k I'm painting, there's a bunch of video games based off it, so very easy to get it wrong if you've never heard of the board games.
>>737027132
Oh shit sun thats a pain in the ass
>>737027152
I have seen that website
But still he is a little bitch
Claim
>>737025242
He does have pretty good taste on most things, but he's a baka.
>>737025324
fine fine do you wear blue cloths?
>>737025590
w-why do you like red?
blood?
flesh?
guts?
I'm joking.
>>737025625
ah cute did it jump out at you?
>>737025818
sounds like a power ranger
>>737026009
no u
>>737027416
blue is so popular...
>>737028820
I can't help it being popular, it's such a good color.
>>737028655
Hay!
>>737028820
No I just find it pleasing to look at
>>737028820
Why's that? You can't expect the older crowd to be into anime.
>>737028368
Yeah it is. No car for a couple months now at least.
>>737027811
That sounds cool. Why not woodworking and painting? Then sell it on Etsy or ebay?
>>737028820
no but I wish you would jump out at me
>>737028993
Yo
>>737027811
I see. having fun with it all?
>>737028368
I guess so. what're you up to?
>>737028820
yes me but also you
Claim
How's everyone?
>>737029576
Bad
>>737029175
so what's up with you
>>737029440
Watching a stream on you tube
>>737029576
I'm good :)
>>737029758
Not much
>>737029711
Why bad?
>>737029758
That's great!~
>>737026009
I've been watching so many Goose videos lately, he's really great.
>speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with
>>737029993
Idk
>>737029824
Doing anything?
>>737029993
How are you?
>>737028820
Sometimes. I don't have much
>>737029976
Come from the Alice threads?
>>737030147
That no good :c
>>737030387
I'm pretty good, I really shouldn't complain.
>>737029758
>stream on youtube
I had almost forgotten that twitch was losing popularity.
>>737030107
>tfw I have a screencap of Tsubaki's face like that too
good man.
I've also been watching a lot of goose's videos too recently, hence why I want to play goldeneye
>>737030553
I know :(
>>737030387
Not really, but I did find the weird part of pornhub.
I'm honestly not surprised
>>737030667
I wish I could make it better
>>737012121
sawako, colonized
>>737030630
Want me to draw Yui for you?
I'm bored and I'll draw her if you want
Ooh I'll draw the Keions cosplaying as Jojo characters.
>>737030887
I don't think anyone can
>>737030887
>>737029993
>>737030553
so repeatedly close to trips, yet no cigar.
also 4 k-on claimers in thread, look at that.
>>737031004
if you want to, that'd be cool :o
>>737030553
sweet been up to much?
>>737030630
Yeh but it is more for non-gaming things?
>>737030690
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>737030630
It's such a great face. I don't think I could go back to goldeneye, the controls are just so weird today.
>>737031183
youtube streaming definitely is, I just remembered reading somewhere that twitch was losing game streamers to youtube live.
>>737031222
nice trips. looks like Tsubaki is yours!
I was actually mentioning the weird controls of the game earlier, but all I'd need to get back into the swing of things is practice.
>>737031183
Yep. That is an actual video on pornhub. You can't make this up.
>>737031009
:c
>>737031152
Nice to meet you~
>>737031183
Not really, just working a lot. How about you?
>>737031441
Thanks! But she's not even my waifu... I only have a few pics of her.
Think you'd try to learn speedrunning the levels a bit, or just playing for fun?
>>737031888
>more trips
it's a shame you didn't claim your waifu bc your luck is off the charts, it seems.
I would never speedrun those levels, because I know just how frustrating they'd be, as well as speedrunning as a whole.
the only game I've ever really speedran was kingdom hearts 1, and the best I could do was 4:14, while the WR is 2:14. and it's a headache successfully pulling off all the strats.
>>737031460
hello :)
>>737031152
Which character should I make Yui cosplay as?
>>737032108
Haha I suppose you're right. But I don't have a waifu and I don't really want to pick a girl to claim.
I never played Kingdom Hearts. Also never speedrun stuff, just not for me.
>>737031441
yes it is mainly dew to the fact they are so annoying with there rules
>>737031454
I dont even know any more
>>737031460
A going fine I am working out in Malta atm
where's Kanna?.. :(
>>737032259
i'd say galko for shits and giggles, but probably Natalya from goldeneye
>>737032418
what a shame. well, that's your decision, after all :)
I love the KH series, but speedrunning it kin of ruined the fun for me. which is a shame, being as one of the PS3 trophies for it included beating the game in under 15 hours, which limits what you can do, and KH is one of those games with a lot of content in it.
>>737032439
exactly correct.