>borders locked up tighter than a nun's ass, but talks

>>737008646
Let's not forget the self-satisfied patriotic fervor with the fucking maple leaf on literally everything to remind them of what country they're in while simultaneously thumbing their noses at "jingoistic American rubes"

Its the frogs, you'd go crazy too if you had to deal with a large enough French population

>>737008807
>Louisiana

>>737008646
Not to mention:

>Bitches constantly about global warming, all while having massive oil and gas exports that prop up its economy
>Hockey is their national sport, but they have to play in the NHL
>Whines about the crime rate in America, but has serial killers murdering dozens if native women every year since the 1950s.

>>737009213
>Bitches constantly about global warming, all while having massive oil and gas exports that prop up its economy

This one irks me so fucking much as a European. They claim to lead the way to a clean future but their entire export economy is based on fossil fuels. So many of them cried maple tears when the Canadian dollar was turning into litter due to low petrol costs.

Canada aka America Jr has taken all the bad habits of the country it wishes it has the strength to be but pretends it is some kind of wildly different utopia

>>737009213
>Hockey is their national sport, but they have to play in the NHL

To be fair the NHL started in Canada

>>737009458
As an American, I don't day this lightly, but...

We should take a page from France and change over to nuclear energy, phase out fossil fuels entirely except for motor vehicles.

>>737009648
>The NHL started in Canada

I didn't know that. I do know Canadian teams only make up about a quarter of the NHL now though. Theyre in the metaphorical cuck shed, even in the one thing they take the greatest pride in.

>>737009713
>and change over to nuclear energy,
that should work out well, the next time one of those crazy mudslimes decide to go all Jihad on us

>>737009857
The Stanley Cup has been sitting in America since 1993. That's pretty funny.

Bump, eh

>>737010068
We've been through more attacks than you and we're still fine, I don't get your point.

>>737008883

NOLA fag here. If you think all we do is speak French, you need to visit the state. Ive lived there for 24 years, and the worst is street names like Bordeaux.

>>737010347
Except NOLA is too black to count towards anything but ebonic

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>>737008646
>every wrestler from there plays a giant dickbag heel and it's the most believable thing ever

spotted the autism

>>737009713
I thought Trump was gonna get rid of filth like you

>>737010509
Why are Canadians so devoid of a sense of humour? I'm ashamed they continue to exists as part of the Commonwealth.

>>737010706
i'm actually american. it's just that if you actually enjoy professional wrestling, you're a turd.

>>737010765
You sound like the type of person that reminds people "wrestling is fake" while glued to your TV to watch the latest reality show

>>737010901
I don't watch that shit either. Nice try though.

>>737010203
I don't think France has ever had a plane suicide bombed into a massive building by the jihadis

>>737008646
>literally no culture of it's own
Everything in that picture proves this statement wrong.

>>737010652
Umm, nuclear power is a lot cleaner than a coal plant. And with thorium reactors we could have cheap plentiful electricity for about 1000 years.

>>737010971
You seem to have confused disliking things with having a personality.

Focus more on things you enjoy, padawan. The personality will follow then.

>>737011141
Oh shut up, Dr. Phil. You don't know shit.

>>737010068
You do know that there are already nuke plants in the US, right? I've worked at a couple. They have security like you wouldn't believe. Plus it's very, very difficult to attack in such a way that would cause a reactor accident.

>>737008883
That's one state and Southerners are too intimidated by the lack of genetic defects in northeners to do anything

>>737011087
Coffee.
A game you cunts can't win.
A red hat.

Great culture there lads. Real distinctive.

>>737008646
What batshit insane leader did we have?

>>737011114
you want to destroy coal miners jobs you libcuck faggot

>>737009857
Yeah but we only have 1/10 the population of America.

>>737011275
Oh fuck off, Stephen Harper was Trump before Trump. He muzzled scientists and denied climate change before it was cool.

>>737010706
How was that a joke about wrestling? You were only pretending to be a manchild?

>>737011345
Good thing you're importing all those refugees to catch up then.

>>737011366

He also rode us through the financial crisis. Find one clip where Harper denies climate change. I'll wait.

You have to be a major retard to think Harper was anything close to Trump.

>>737009213
>Hockey is their national sport

The national sport is lacrosse, not hockey

>>737011423
Huh?

>>737011254
Compared to what exactly? American culture is pretty damn far from rich.

>>737011376
You're replying to me but I'm not OP. Look up Arson, Murder and Jaywalking. It's literally a comedic trope to mix in dumb shit with serious shit.

Fuck summer, man.

>>737011470
So your choices are "stickball" and "stickball on ice". That sucks dude.

>>737011087
Oh right the Simpsons started in Canada....

>>737011495
Yet American culture is all you have.

Rich indeed.

>>737008646
Seriously the whole time I was reading this I was thinking about Kevin Owens and shit and they i saw the weestling heel bullepoint lol

>>737011483
English, motherufcker. Do you speak it?

>>737011536
What do you mean choices?

>>737011512
>look up comedic trope

Now I know you're not funny.

>>737011558
But black culture is all America has.

>>737011464
He did not. You survived the financial crisis through your proximity to the strongest economy in the world you idiots.

https://www.ndp.ca/news/stephen-harpers-climate-change-deniers

Fucking literally took a second of googling to find Harper's climate denial circus.

>>737011649
Who's importing refugees?

Are all the leafs in this thread Quebecois or something? Your comprehension of English is shit. It's no fun to make jokes if you can't even read them.

>>737011708
hurr durr does it hurt when you think, megautismo

>>737011558
You clearly don't understand what culture entails.

>>737011772
No Harper has actually been praised for his leadership during the crisis. Sorry if that triggers you.

Also that wasn't Harper saying it. You shouldn't condescend if you couldn't answer a simple request.

Must be so embarrassing for you that you just heard someone have an opinion 10 years ago and never look it up.

>>737011772
America was the problem then retard

>>737011851
You don't need to prove it.

>>737011423
Honestly they're not importing refugees at the rate they claim, they say they are as a PR stunt to look better than America but they're not taking anyone in. They're fucking isolated like Japan except they're forced to share the continent, to their chagrin.

>>737011254
>a game you can't win

You do realise that a good chunk of star players on your american teams are Canadian right? And who won the olympic gold in 2010 and 2014 for Men and Women?

I guess school's out for the Leafs too, going by this thread.

Fucking baited hard, maple scented morons.

Canada? Wot's that?

>>737010347
NOLA is basically your average Mississippi Cracker, few real cajuns

>>737012067
You really shouldn't try being funny bro.

>>737011965
This. They're literally sandwiched between America, and if America didn't buy up their oil all the time they'd be fucked, so they have no choice in the matter.

And lol @ the leafs trying in vain to defend Diet America

>>737012249
Diet America?

>>737012248
HARDDD

>>737011307
sure why not. if their job becomes obsolete due to cheaper alternatives that's literally capitalism and the free market doing it's thing. propping up their jobs and providing for them despite the economic nonviability of their entire vocation sounds like socialism to me my man.

>>737012276
Canada

>>737012276
He means Canada u fuk

>>737012330
okay...

>>737011814
Looks like it. Almost feel bad for them.

>>737008646

Thank you OP and the others ITT for pointing out the smug hypocrisy I've always hated about Canadians on the internet since the 90s. Such fake faggots that everyone pretends are super nice and above the average American while being little assholes especially behind their keyboard.

>>737012045
I really am sorry you have to reach that far to feel better.

You can come to America where we're not shit at hockey, we actually let people in over here.

It looks like leafs are very bad at handling themselves when people aren't saying nice things about their silly country.

In Europe we laugh behind your backs when you make sure to let us know you're Canadian, because we know you're ashamed that there's nothing to distinguish you from the average American unless you point it out to us.

>>737012886
HAHA. They act so much like Osterreich does to Deutschland, it's an inferiority complex through and through. So entertaining.

>>737013050
Clearly Canada didn't teach you enough of a lesson in the 40's mein herr

:)

>>737010652
Son, leftists don't push for nuclear energy. -Not- pushing for nuclear energy is fucking dumb as shit. It's exponentially more efficient than any other power source.

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>>737013050
Fuck off kraut nazi scum

>>737013198
Dude even the Americans on here don't try to take credit for VE day that was all the Soviets. Are you trolling or truly disillusioned, or is there some kind of Canuck Simo Hayha I'm not aware of?

>>737013325
but trumop promised to save coal. dont call me son,

>>737013410
There were no soviets, just Canadians. Hey travelled west across the land bridge and hit the Germans from the east. People assumed they were Russians because they didn't know Canadians were so fast and smart at the time

>>737013410
dae canada didnt help ww2

>>737013338
Never forget you were just pawns in a British game of chess, lowlings

>>737013432
How the fuck did you end up here, old man?

>>737013338
Hooray for Aryan Canadians

>>737013338
Did all Canadian WW2 propaganda look this terrible? That guy looks like he just got out of a hospital and they threw a unifom 3 sizes too big over him

>>737011536
Two of the most difficult sports to play

>>737008646
At least they aren't the UK though.

>>737014622
don't jinx the glorious UK-free EU

>>737014749
>Jinx
So that's why all the mudslime attacks? Someone jinxed you? Or cause your shit?

>>737008883
Louisiana has zero French in it dude. It's vaguely creole and Cajun watered-down white trash and niggers. New Orleans is the only acceptable place because even if the citizens are ignorant, they're at least the nicest ones in the whole state.

>>737014967
Fucking god dammit now you've jinxed it

>>737011899

Obama got praised for getting bin laden. We all know that wasn't true at all.

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>>737015332
It was actually I who took down Bin Laden as a drunken youth with more money than brains

Visual proof attached

>>737015569
There's no way that's an actual game

>>737015072
>underwater N'awlins, populated by niggers, faggots, and retards
>acceptable
fuckin wut m8. it's like /b/ in real life over there

>>737015986
How is it "in real life" when you're still on 4chan you massive retard

>>737017174
He said "there", so...Irony