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Saw a person walking a cat today, fuckin' weird. evening

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Saw a person walking a cat today, fuckin' weird.

evening /b/, what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
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bumper car
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Let's get on that music, whatcha say? Long nite ahead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO-ccvTFWUk
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Nickel! I'm drinking some red wine out of a box right now, where are your 40s?
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The blood of the unbelievers
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>>736971227
whuttup, grape-nut? or whoever you may be..
and they're just gettin' started, got a late shift tomorrow~ also, I think there's pringles in there
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>>736971277
Regular or Diet? does it come in Cherry?
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>>736970824

damn, i thought you'd be in jail by now. prosecco and chardonnay.
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Thats an awesome facehugger on your ceiling fan, OP.
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>>736971371

i bought one of those 40oz steel things based on your recommendation and it was the most digusting putrid slime i have ever drunk. i couldnt believe how repulsive it was. i also bought a bud chelada which was in the same section and it was delicious but i guess the point is alcohol percentage
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>>736971494
Life's often kind to me, plus my only crime is simple livin'.
>>736971537
Thanks! took a fat minute to get it to stay on there.. man, we should come up with shit a Xeno should NOT replicate from.. like a fuckin' Cape Buffalo.
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>>736970824
Water.
>>736971130
The sound of my ceiling fan
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>>736971694
The point is hardly flavor for these, not at all, but I DO need to try one of those Cheladas, hot and spicy tomato beer sounds good.
>>736971763
dude, I'd love a ceiling fan that played chillaxed retrowave at nite~
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>>736970824
Timestamp saying "maymarth is god". Also crown royal
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speakin' of which, more music here! I need to go and blast a massive pee-pee, be back!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFyIIOOPlz0
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Liquor and ginger ale they ran out of sprite so I threw some sperm in
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>>736970824
>this
Got a cold 12 pack in the fridge.
Settled in for the night.
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I've only just seen you but already I'm loving the vibe from this thread. It's killer!
Not drinking tonight, at least not this late.
Also I love the music, what genre?
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How's that pee-pee going?
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>>736972194
here we are~
>>736972417
fair play, everyone likes their own brand!
>>736972443
kick back and enjoy, friendo.
>>736972697
I hear it called Synthwave, but Retrowave is what I like to call it, throwback electronica done in the world's most radical decade.
also, thanks!
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>>736972781
Apparently, I had to assign a new duke as well, know what I mean?
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>>736971763
Got bored listening to my ceiling fan.

https://youtu.be/LuuWcS2ojPA
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>>736973073
I don't mean to be prick about it, but metal with like, choir and orchestra hits hurts my metalhead, it's like putting smashed-up Nerds into a Hawaiian Punch, if you like it that intense, fine, but not fer me. Drums are great, tho~

I shall counter with the gold standard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9tRhPiq7vg
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>>736972959
*baboon
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>>736972959
No homo but I got a tolerance to liquor I got a summer fag alcohol problem do U still get drunk bro?
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Hey bro can u write a timestamp that say "mames is a faget" for me?
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>>736973532
Great. Now I have to go watch Kung Fury again.

https://youtu.be/Uhy_e5wIX44

I see your meme, and raise you one.
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>>736970824
Sup Nickel! I'm drinking Tito's vodka with a bloody mary mix, how's life on your end?
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>>736973559
thaaaaaanks, just noticed that too..
dammit
>>736973697
I cast 40s into the bottomless pit on the reg, my friend, but I do like doing things with it as well. Don't wanna just sit in the dark, staring at the wall, I like playin' games when I booze too.
>>736973761
nope!
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hey nickel you might already know about this but just in case:
https://youtu.be/LYOtZvwNCsc
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>>736973870
All I can see is Ronald McDonald in his driving helmet.. bitchin' mix!
>>736973878
good man! And life continues as it does, lookin' forward to another convention in two months, hoping more people go in for the suite so my half goes down.
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>>736973967
Ouch.
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>>736974097
I sure do, found 'em during a Perturbator kick.

dammit, where the heck is Macross, they usually came correct with new tunes.
>>736974196
you'll get your turn, sweetie~
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>>736974151
What convention??
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Now I'ma slow it down for a bit here, post a tune for my beloved Missus, the whiskey in my coffee, the spare 5 dollars of the pocket of my life. We're either movin' in together later this year or, if I can grow a damn spine, making it official.. big times ahead.
Love ya, sugar~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwbowi-8Yoo

..kinda wish her name actually WAS melissa, this'd be more appropriate
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>>736974665
Oh, animefest. Kinda wish it was still at the Hilton by the edge of town, way better smoking area. I really just go for day-drinking, cigarettes, and the crowd. Hope that blonde dude with the creepy loli doll doesn't corner me again..
but yeah, hanging out with my best buddies, sleeping it off in a nice, cold hotel room? those're my vacations in the year
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>>736974696
Hey bro, what do you drink in your coffee? Whiskey? Really? That sounds nasty, how is it?? Do you mix it with anything else?
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>>736974935
it's good for a nice mini-buzz in the morning for those shifts with the asshole every job has. When I'm not spiking it, I do hazelnut creamer with honey, wonderful for the throat and delicious too~
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I try to match a cup of coffee to taste like my favorite folk song sounds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOiMSTzwa28
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What are some good animes, I never really liked anime besides DBZ, but cut cable and got Netflix and there are some animes on there. I'm watching "One Punch Man" now.

Also drinking budlight because I live in the south east USA and liquor stores aren't open on Sundays, so I'm drinking a couple of tall boys.
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>>736970824
Tatratea, look it up OP you will not be disappointed
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titos vodka using sunny d to wash that shit down. hows life missa
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>>736975551
Nothin' finer than a Shiner here in Texas, but Bud's good too~
good anime, hmm.. well, there's those classic 28 episode long ones, Trigun, Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, etc.
One Punch Man is good, could always go pick up Lupin the 3rd for a laugh, Fullmetal Alchemist.. hm! Guys, help me out here with this
INB4 ATTACK ON TITAN, FUCK THAT SHOW IS DEPRESSING.
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>>736975551
>>736975812
If you wanna appreciate the art form of it all, Mushishi. It's on Netflix and it's beautiful. Episodic so a new story every time but it follows a central character.
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hey nickel, not drinking tonight as I'm going for a couple mile walk. You ever get down on any Scotch? Got some 20yr Sheildaig waiting for me on the shelf.
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>>736975647
that's goin' on the list, sounds refreshing as hell, at least better than a sweet tea and bourbon.
>>736975973
I been meanin' to see that, I keep hearing great things.
Fuck, I wish FLCL was still on Netflix.. or at least HALF the shit I suggested to him, god I'm an ass-bastard.
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>>736975812
Currently watching Azumanga Daioh since I never got around to it before.
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>>736976077
The highest-grade I've gone is Johnny Walker, particularly the Blue and Black bottles. I like 'em room-temperature, how 'boutcha?
>>736976141
I've heard that shit's cute as fuck.
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Cum
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irish milk laquer or however the fuck you spell that
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>>736976287
I'm digging it. Nichijou-esque if you're a fan of that
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>>736976094
My friend bought me some from Slovakia, at 62% it's incredible stuff
I personally recommend the forest fruit variety, leaves a nice taste in your mouth after what feels like liquid fire.
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>>736976314
>>736976335
delicious and creamy, no~?
>>736976370
oh DAMN, that one's weird and hilarious! Love when the principal gets in that wicked wrestling match with that deer, super badass~

I'm hoping more people find Eyeshield 21 from seeing Murata's work in One Punch Man
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>>736976287
lol yeah nothing on the rocks. I've been wanting to scoop some 30 or 32 yr Macllen (or however its spelled) but not sure if I want to spend 85+ on a bottle of scotch. That said, I've heard the Macllen tastes warm even if you put it on ice for some dumb reason.
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>>736976542
Liquid gold, motherfucka~ I do hope to sample these sometime, its the weird-tasting stuff you treasure.
>>736976579
that's some magical scotch right there. Damn, and here I am, suckin' on my favorite scum-level malt liquor, I must look the fool.

anime and music, combined to make the best!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBCPxOaxtBA
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this one's for ENERGY~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVWfqOSdzs4

and probably vodka.
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>>736976832
Lol, hey you drink what you can afford. I assure you, I can't run out and buy the baddest whiskey or scotch, But every now and then....

I think my 20 yr old stuff was only $50ish btw.
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>>736977534
Once I have my own apartment or am sharing one with the Missus, since she's pretty much tee-total
ONCE I have that, I will line my cabinet with a new and fine bottle once a month, for posterity and occasional sips.
either way, cheers!
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I saved up a bit of jizz for a lonely night like tonight. Yesterday was the anniversary of the last time I kissed/fucked/held anyone so I'm taking a shot of jizz for every 3 shots of alcohol. I'm 3 shots of jizz in and now I'm ready to suck a dick on craigslist in raleigh.
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>>736970824
That guy in the pic looks kinda like a white big smoke
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>>736977956
that is admirable dedication, brother.
what booze have you got on ya?
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>>736977383
You might have heard it but gotta listen to this again now since Napalm records.

https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8
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>>736978382
70 proof honey whiskey, this is the first time I've had alcohol in a while and it's hitting hard. I'm thinking of taking some of this xanax and/or percocet and hitting the sack.
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>>736978346
and THERE it is, now it's a fuckin' thread~
>>736978577
OY YOU, 'GIZ US A BEER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0
>>736978620
If you won't get too shattered by the addition of pharmacy, then go for it!
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damn, kinda bottomed out there.

MUSIC BUMP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o58Tw62G7N8
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>>736979787

https://youtu.be/UpITfSOrgwk
Those dang Finns
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>>736980029
its like GWAR, if they were all deadites from the Evil Dead movies! Not bad at all, sir~
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>>736977956
Bro I didn't lose my virginity until I was 21, I'm now fucking 3 girls on the reg, it just takes time, improve yourself to be a man women want to be with.

If all else fails, buy a hooker and see sex isn't the end all be all.
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>>736980228
You play any vidya my man? Any recommendations?
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>>736980228
Nickel, what's your favorite song/genre to listen to when you have the place to yourself, and you're feeling like nothing really matters.
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>>736980228
Haha totally. They dress up like that constantly. Impressed they can still shred that good in those clunky costumes.

https://youtu.be/IRhbOFlTA5g
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>>736977768
delayed cheers back at ya.

And there is no substitute for GWAR.
Now take a shot or sip for the ghost of Dave Brockie.
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>>736970824
Saw a fat obese cunt with a fedora on and retarded looking glasses while walking my cat today, fuckin' weird.
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>>736970824

Stop making these threads, you ugly alcoholic faggot.
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>>736980574
>>736980722
>XD I'm so edgy look at me lulz >:)

if you don't like his threads, kindly fuck off..
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>>736980326
Too many to name, but I recently busted out the sega emulator for ONE need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wi7Z7D58gj8
>>736980359
hmmm.. this one from Tom Waits, because it hurts to remember better times.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvZK8Wl7RQ8


>>736980466
Dude, I am starting to dig on these guys! thanks for the new kink~
A VEWY SCAWY MONSTERMEN.
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>>736980823
OP samefagging, I'm just stating the obvious that that this fat fucking neckbeard cunt has no life.
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>>736980574
>>736970824
huh, small world.
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pic related
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>>736980960
He saw me walking my cat and said "heh, nice pussy you have there : ) " fucking weird cunt honest to god, why do these people roam this earth?
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>>736980524
Cheers to that shit.

>>736980574
>>736980722
>>736980960

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjuzxiuIbjs
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I'm off to bed because I've got shit to do in the AM ,have a good night Nickel!
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>>736981064
Get the fuck off this website you filthy nigger lover.
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>>736970824
It's Mikey. Glad to see you're still alive.
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>>736981064
funny how a jew cunt like yourself was given the name "nickel at birth"
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You look like the biggest fucking Jew in the world. The next time you use a sauna, please drop poison in the stove instead of water so that you can ritually gas yourself.
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>>736980931
Thats very rude and uncalled for.
Dont make fun of drink /b/ro
You can shove it this man has been religiously on /b/ for 2 years.
Hes actually really nice and cool.
>fat fucking neckbeard cunt has no life.
lets see some pictures of you.
What the fuck are you doing with your life?
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>>736981148
you look like such a smug fucker behind that computer screen of yours, take one walk down my neighbourhood you slaunchy couch potato fuck
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>>736981093
take care, buddy!>>736981148
hey mikey!

>>736981113
>>736981162
>>736981188
I love it when you talk dirty to me~
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>>736981393
I bet you do, cunt.
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>>736981393
Hey man, fuck these haters. You be you, and keep living life from the chill side.
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>>736981316
It doesn't take a neckbeard to see a neckbeard, the fact that you pointed out that this grotty cock smoker has been on 4chan religiously for 2 years is honestly sad to hear.
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>>736981393
Nice bro I have been obsessed with monster hunter 4 byt kind of came late so now multiplayer is not as active
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>>736980888
No problem man.

If you're into covers of shit too there is this guy
https://youtu.be/NG-_CJzD1Lc
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>>736981496
I bet your OP, would not be surprised.
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I once thought only of how pointless everything was in the world, how meaningless everything we do is, but then I came across a new idea: One that agrees with the meaningless of it all, but also points out that even though what we do has no meaning, it is literally all we have, then we are done with being part of the meaningless. So why not partake? Why not indulge in the pointless and expected? might as well right?

I don't know..

I was always told to have a "go with the flow" attitude towards things, and I always resented that sentiment. However, now I feel like it truly is the best way to approach life.
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>>736981316
thanks for the kudos, friend
>>736981453
oh, eh.. dammit, you ruined it.
Fuck, you're just dead to me now.
>>736981632
I gave it a lot of tries, but I keep returning to the abusive spouse that is Bloodborne every time..
>>736981669
OH GOD YES!
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>>736981372
>>736981670

Not OP.
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>>736970824
>what's everybody drinkin' tonite?
Nothing, because I have 37 cents left to my name. I'd be drinking piss water known as Kamchatka if I did have money though.
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>>736970824
Pabst bro.
I'd walk a cat just to freak people out. I already taught them to Heil and to roll over.
Also, do you remember me? just curious.
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>>736981316
This is me ya dog, 1 flag is going up old mate OPs arse
>>736981879
half the people on this board know of the pedo shit you've done in the past dude, gtfo already.
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>>736981918
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>>736982004
lol wow, OP is using his laptop and his phone to samefag.
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>>736981962
>this anon unironically believes Alex Jones is a brave prodigy and buys ultra male boner pills to support the cause.
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>>736981872
A wise policy.
>>736981941
Then get your shit together and return to life. It's easier than you think.
>>736981944
I wish I kept better track of folks, but that is a description of cat-walking that is WORTHY of notice!
well done, buddy~ Might I suggest a Prairie Bomb or Paradise next time you're feelin' it at a decent bar? Stouts so thick, they add to the molecular density of the universe.
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>>736982148
>Then get your shit together and return to life. It's easier than you think.
Not when you live in a dead town with no money or vehicle to your name.

>What about family to ask for money?
I assume this is a question that will come up. Yeah, that's a negative on that one too.
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>>736982137
>This anon unironically sucks up to OP in every thread he makes even though he's been exposed plenty of times of being a paedophile

neck yourself, faggot.
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Sup op! About fkn time i catch you on a same night im gettin drinkypoo. Keystones cuz broke. How goes it
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I'm milking the last of my Paramount Vodka because the liquor store is closed and nothing is open at 3:40 AM to get more.
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>>736982148
Can you timestamp "Joe is skux" please, I really enjoy your threads <3
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>>736982238
Everything has a solution. If I don't know it, I'm sorry, but you know it's there.
>>736982318
ARGH! that ridiculous pic makes me want a smoke, but I'm trying to cut back.. Keystones are alright though.
Hope your luck is on the rise!
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Ketamine
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>>736982148
>Prairie Bomb
I'm not much of a stout man, Might I recommend (warning, not craft beer) a Goose Island Sofia next time you're at a bar with choices. Absolutely delicious, and more pleasing to my palette, personally.
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>>736982537
Luck is rising slowly! Finally landed a job after 5 months of being unemployed! Hope all is well with you too
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>>736982398
I both wish and hope against the idea of a 24-hr liquor mart.. maybe we could try it out for a month, see what happens??
>>736982480
I upgraded your sentiment, tell me whatcha think.
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>>736982791
Cheers cunt, I really appreciate it!
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>>736982242
Neck is a noun, as it is a body part, anon.
You can't noun yourself. That's just silly.


>on /b/
>accusing others of being a pedo

That's like judging someone for drinking and driving, don't act like you're special.
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>>736982900
you trying to tell me something, eh?
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>>736982791
Depends on where you live. 24 hours where I live.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DByUR63cTCo&feature=share
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>>736982618
Gross!
>>736982709
It is on the list, friend, thanks for the tip! God, I wish I could remember you, my fine stranger-pal.
>>736982778
I'm having a lovely thread at the moment, that's a good time~
>>736982879
TIME FOR THE MEDICINE.
EVERYONE, FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR7q-qf3VSQ
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>>736982791
>try it out for a month
I think the first bit everyone would go crazy, then after a while it would go back to normal, the only difference is the hardcore alcohols are drinking vodka instead of mouthwash at 3:40AM
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>>736977956
>Raleigh

Lol I'm in Raleigh but you ain't sucking my deek
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>>736983038
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>>736983033
What do you do for a living?

How do you afford all these BOOZE?
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>>736982966
simple and clean, my man.
>>736983038
well, the mouthwash does have the added benefit of possible dental healing, but it cops a very low buzz.. I'm torn here!
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>>736970824
this guy again?!?!?!?!
I love this guy
hey buuuudddyyy
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>>736983221
lol

I don't understand the hate.
The only explanation could be insecure 15 year olds.
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>>736983325
simple, stupid food service.
plus, the shit I buy is relatively cheap for the power and I balance my budget in the meantime.
>>736983353
'eeyyyyyyy~!
>>736983443
I sure hope so.
Adults should not be this underdeveloped.
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>>736983443
I hope. It is kind of embarrassing seeing their posts.
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>>736983350
Hey mouthwash is for hobos, every REAL alcohol worth their salt has a bucket of mead or some other easy type of wine fermenting under the futon.
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>>736983443
Avatarfagging goes against the very fundamentals of this website
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>>736983595
>fundamentals of this website
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This one's for Macross, wherever they are!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QV-q60OhdE
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>>736983525
Just keep those good vibes coming.

https://youtu.be/H6d3TeqvLxg
>>
>>736982879
>>736982900
Don't worry about these haters nickel they're just jealous
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>>736983595
>Boxxy
>m00t
>Columnfag
>Just to name a few off the top of my head
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>>736983594
If you're seeking a refined, dirt-level buzz, sure, but sometimes you gotta get your FUCKIN' MOUTH CLEANED!
I don't put on airs for getting drunk, but having a sparkling clean mouth ain't bad either~
>>736983746
oh god, the voice sampling made that!
I STILL LOVE YOU!
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>>736983796
Oh boy
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>>736983728
>Macross

That reminds me, have you ever tried Marco's pizza whilst drunk? It's like god jizzed on bread and took the pig sacrifices and put them in an oven with archangels running the bakealator.
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>>736984134
If we are talking about the same Marco's, it's like that anyway.
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>>736984134
Dammit, ANY pizza sounds amazing right now, especially Jim's Pizza, they're just up the road from us, but totally closed..

I need more excellent retrowave.
EVERYONE, FINISH YOUR DRINKS!
thanks again, Macross!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW2dxRr05gk
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>>736984299
Only got more Vaporwave haha. Sorry bout that

https://youtu.be/DYgZ7Sl09jc
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>>736970824
Big smoke?
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>>736970824

See the turds are dangling as the wind blows, in the evening on a Friday night
Here's Andy climbing through the window, let's me know everything's alright

Summer memes, make me feel fine
Slidding through the feces in my mind

See the logs are showing on the front page, tempting me with some yummy comfort food
So I bit right into the monitor, through the screen and I broke a tooth

Summer memes make me feel fine
Slidding through the feces in my mind

Sweet days of summer, the logs are in bloom
Andy is dressed up and waits in my room
And I log in, and I check the catalog
And you're waiting there, for me to shit post
See the question waitin' to be answered, "Would you suck a creamy log out of his ass?"
Andy loves me, I'm feeling comfy, in the evening when the day is past

Summer memes make me feel fine
Slidding through the feces in my mind
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>>736983581
Attack
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>>736984505
HAHAHA!! oh man, that is outrageous, don't apologize!
man, I had to close that one because it was knocking me out! Killer lullaby there~
>>736984591
non, salope!
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Take it slow but it's not logical
He already knows that my log don't stink
He closed up his heart but then I ripped a fart
I turned him to shit and I logged him in

But I'll be your cream dream
Feed you my feces things
We could be Sixxual
Get drunk on the log life
I'll take you to poopadise
Say you won't turn up your nose

Deep in my bowels I can feel you
Do you like my new fuzzy pumper hairdo, by the way?
We should make the most of my droppings
Maybe Santa Sixx'll leave a log in your stocking, naughty boy
Say you won't turn up your nose
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>>736980574
LOL
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>>736984900
Something to help you wake back up then

https://youtu.be/9xIe1tPtyAk

It's still the best Robot Unicorn Attack
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I don't know how many of you had those quiet, warm places growin' up, but they gotta be celebrated now and then. Seeing as how it's so early in the morning, I gotta honor my old friend O'hara.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG0t8oKcnkw

Thanks, man
I miss you
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Any good prostate milking music to make me feel invincible?
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>>736985372
This one is pretty good Anon.

https://youtu.be/CFZ_Uyqbr4k
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lol its this failcuck.
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>>736985372
ALL THE WAY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpExfM_pVjM
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Best choice zero calorie cola.
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Forgot the 80s rock entire time I've been here.

https://youtu.be/1w7OgIMMRc4
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SIEG HEIL
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>>736985910
undoubtedly!
>>736985934
that's a good one~

folks, I'm afraid it's closing time for the nite, gotta climb into bed soon.
LAST CALL!! FINISH YOUR DRINKS!

Gents, any final thoughts?
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>>736986041
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>736986041
Night mate. Come back soon
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>>736986099
well in the end i guess he hated germans more than anything else. the nazi elite said "if they wont make it they dont deserve to exist and should be wiped off the planet". i guess he was a bit crazy the so called hitler
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