Craigslist thread: Post stories, Craigslist nudes, funny/bizzare/shitty

>>736966761
I have none. Sorry.

>>736966813
That's fine. Maybe stick around in case someone does.

One night I responded to a casual encounter ad. The girl texted me back and said she would come to my place blow me, swallow then leave. Girl was chubby but cute. She came over I was awkward and she just took control. She blew me, swallowed and I gave her an awkward hug. I tried to text her again but no reponse.

>>736966761
I have none but hey,

Bump bump bump

>>736967399
>I gave her an awkward hug

Why?

>>736966761
>live in australia
>only gays on craigslist

I met my last ex on CL in strictly platonic. We emailed for a week, hooked up, became fwb for a few months and then had a relationship for two years before I dumped her. Definitely could have got married one day.

I've also met up with a few couples. First was a terrible case of pics being nothing like the wife in real life but I followed through. I also did two other threesomes, one with a super hot 21 year old with a killer ass and great bj game, and another super submissive bondage chick who was tied to a wooden thing while bf and I fucked and played with her. She was a butterface with a cups but had the BEST ass.

Last couple ended up giving me molluscum (basically temporary genital wart things) that still haven't gone away, so all sexual activity on hold which sucks.

I thought about trying it out until a story came out in the news about a sting where cops arrested several men on Craigslist in my area and I lost my nerve.

>>736968167
Why would that concern you?

>>736967944
>molluscum

I thought I was the only one. Thankfully mine's have already went away. From what I can see anyways.

>>736968356
>I thought I was the only one.
Why would you think that?

>>736968167
Yea man be careful

>travelling through US, poorfag so pretty much hitch hiking my way through.
>see add for cheap roomshare for the night. Why not right?
>Meet the guy at the door he seems pretty nice, shows me my room it's not amazing but its a bed.
>Fast forward, its 2am and I go to grab a glass of water. Guy is on the couch, I notice he's jerking off, i'm like wtf.
>He says if I suck his dick I can stay for the week for free.
>Suck his his dick, its huge and hardly fit in my mouth, he was deepthroating me and came down my throat.
>i spent all week sucking his dick and eventually let him fuck me. It hurt but I loved it.

Not gay btw

>>736968356
Can I ask how long you had it and what you did for it? I've had it since February, used Apple cider vingar, coconut oil, and even bought Canzerol. I never have more than like 4 bumps at a time but when one is gone another pops up. Shit sucks.

Also how did you get yours?

How do you get laid on craigslist? I my years of trying i never once landed anyone.
Recently I've gotten a lot more replied by posting regularly, but every chick seems to lose interest or stop replying

>>736969372
How can you tell if it's legit or an undercover?

Thinking of trying it in a few weeks.

Really want to find a couple on Craigslist to role play being my parents, and I have a straight threesome helping my dad fuck and DP my mom or cuck him. Something like celebrating a new job and we get too drunk, or a family game night where were playing twister. Dad is the first to lose so starts to be the dedicated spinner and pulls out his phone to record family memories. As he spins, mom and I get in compromising positions and she can definitely feel my manhood against her. Next thing you know mom is lying on the floor with me pounding her asshole balls deep and dad is filming it all.

If this ever does happen, I cant think of any other way to make it happen besides Craigslist lol.

>>736966761
>See ad for a job posting on craigslist
>Show up, kick ass at the interview
>The job is basically letting some shitty .net program load cars from a database and post them onto Craigslist's for sale by dealer section (before it cost $1 per ad in that section). I watch the program and reset it when it stops.
>Collect $10 an hour
>Figure out how the program works
>Write my own program.
Still haven't done anything with it. I'm sitting on something people pay a lot for.

>>736970653
A better question is what specifically are you doing?

>>736968356
Bumping this question

>>736970801
>Paying for sex

>>736970653
You suck at closing or maybe even talking to females in general. Either get absurdly hot or start practicing on tinder and stuff.

>>736970801
What are you even concerned about? It's not like hooking up is illegal.

>>736970801
Just find someone who will fuck you for free (most human beings)

>>736971103
Yep, I suck at closing...

Tried tinder and nothing except for fake accounts trying to get me to check out sites.

>>736971118
He's looking for prostitutes, and apparently too poor for escort services which are safer, have better looking women, and lower STD rates. Niggers gonna nig.

>>736971474
Take better pictures or get in shape then. Before I can give better advice answer the following:
>Age
>Height
>Weight
>Dick size

Its honestly not that hard to get laid and I've seen worse than you do it, just have to know the right ways to go about it and play to strengths/develop weaknesses.

>>736971576
Idk any good escort services so why don't you tell me instead of just assuming.

ITT: 2009.

>nobody uses Craigslist anymore, Dad. learn to tinder

>>736971805
Too late, dumbass

>>736971731
I'm 30, 6ft 2, 245 lbs, and slightly above average.

>>736969469
>sucked dick
>took it in the ass
>loved it
>not gay

whatever faggot. it's pathetic to not have the balls to admit you're a raging faggot.

What's with this guy?

>sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cas/6162700044.html
>sandiego.craigslist.org/esd/cas/6158447953.html

>>736971805
yeah they do newfag

>>736972387
Niggers do. And very fat white women who only fuck niggers.

That's about it.

>>736971787
Depends on where you live faggot. Start with TheEroticReview or Eros, or just fucking google your city. I've never got one but if I was ever going to pay for action it would be that.

>>736972044
That's not too bad, you just have to be ready for low standards if you're only looking for fuck because there are dozens of other guys posting every day in your area who are better than you or pretending to be.

I would recommend dating sites to talk to women, but the casual ones like pof. Once you hit 30 tinder is a bad idea unless you're a DILF.

Link to your CL ad? How do you respond to chicks who hit you up and what do you tend to talk about?

>>736972663
Where are you even from?

>>736971787
Most hookers don't use craigslist anymore.
Backpage has a lot of hookers. They took off the actual section for escorts but they all post in the w4m normal dating section now - in fact at least on the backpage for my city, that's all it is. No actual dating at all.

You can literally google escort services, btw. There may not be anything in your area, it depends where you live. Backpage is safe'ish as long as you are using common sense. Always make sure they have reviews on erotic review or tna forums and make sure they haven't been posting the same pics for years. Reviews over a long period will indicate that they are an actual person and not a set-up. Also be sure they aren't a nigger so you do not end up nigged. Use a rubber no matter what and consider using a burner number/phone and throwaway email on the off chance someone is insane or acquires leverage on you somehow (threatening to tell your wife, for example).

Those worries are mostly gone if you rely on confirmed decent hookers but many if not most are doing it for drug cash and that means you never know when one is going to turn crazy.

You will read about stings but they are very very rare and mostly involve arresting johns soliciting street walkers. This doesn't mean you shouldn't be wary but I wouldn't lose your shit about it. Any myths you will read on /b/ like "cops have to tell you they are cops" or "cops can't show you tits or do anything sexual" are myths because /b/ is retarded and has never looked up anything on the internet besides anime and porn.

I can help more if you read that autism.

>>736972871
>Most hookers don't use craigslist anymore.

Maybe not in your area kek

>>736972871
The last time I ordered an escort, the escort wouldn't have sex with me at the end of our date. She refused. I got charged $330 to my credit card, not counting the restaurant I took her to.

So fucking pissed.

>>736972871
Easy way to filter out cops is to ask them to do nude modeling first before mentioning the sex. Most bookers or escorts are up for this because money, and it's completely legal so police won't be able to confiscate it. Therefore no undercover is going to have her naked body permanently shown off to some creep.

>>736972677
>That's not too bad, you just have to be ready for low standards if you're only looking for fuck because there are dozens of other guys posting every day in your area who are better than you or pretending to be.
This anon knows.
It's totally possible to get laid off of craigslist but it requires a shitload of patience. You'll have to wade through a LOT of spam or bot replies but it can happen. The thing to keep in mind is that there are way way more dudes on there than girls, so even the grossest hambeast will end up with a dozen dudes in her in-box almost immediately.

>>736973079
Was she with a service and had reviews? Did she tell you why?

Either you ran out of time and weren't willing to pay for more, or you were too ugly for her but she was a cunt and took your money anyways.

>>736973117
>Therefore no undercover is going to have her naked body permanently shown off to some creep.
This part is wrong.
>Most bookers or escorts are up for this because money
This part is correct.
That plan may in fact work but not for the reasons you're assuming. Again, that's a myth that gets spread around because to be fair it sounds completely logical. You're right that it's highly unlikely the cop is going to shoot you her tits (or more sensibly just move on because you're not worth the effort when other low hanging fruit are ready to get arrested) but there aren't rules stating she can't toss out some tits to get shit going.

>>736973079
Escort service hookers can live or die by their reputation, if she really clearly fucked you over than you could have left a very bad review that would cause her to lose customers.
Are you sure you didn't do something retarded? I'm not saying it's impossible that it happened, just unlikely with any legit service.

>>be me
>>be 16
>>messing around on Craiglist
>>come across dude wanting to blow straight guys
>>decide to mess with him
>>send him pics of my dick and shit
>>one thing leads to another he offers to meet up at McDonald's and by me food and if we are feeling it go back to his place
>>I say sure thinking I'll get free food then just pussy out
>>he ends up being normal dude driving a riced out Honda civic
>>after we eat he offers to drive me around in his "fast" car
>>16 year old me thinks his car is cool I say ok
>>we haul ass down backroads end up at a small park outside of town
>>he says we should just do it here
>>realize we are all alone and he could totally kill me or something if I back out now
>>say ok
>>he blows me on the hood of his car
>>says it's his turn.
>>I can't say no afraid I'll die
>>blowing this dude
>>grabs my head right as he cums
>>I gag cum comes out my nose
>>we drive back to town in silence
>>he buys me a bottle of jagear and says we should so this again sometime
>>I go home and get shit faced
>>try to drown the fact that I blew a dude for a double cheese burger and a bottle of booze

>>736973371
>You're right that it's highly unlikely the cop is going to shoot you her tits (or more sensibly just move on because you're not worth the effort when other low hanging fruit are ready to get arrested) but there aren't rules stating she can't toss out some tits to get shit going.

That's why it works. Unless you did or said something stupid prior, there's basically no way they'd give you the opportunity to do or say something stupid during (or after).

>>736973691
congratulations anon, you're cheaper and more retarded than a crack whore

>>736973981
What makes it worse is I ended up doing that with him a dozen or so more times for alcohol and weed.

>>736974132
Was that the extent of your experiences from Craigslist at the time?

>>736974612
Yes. Only experience since too.

>>736974717
He never fucked you?

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>drunkandstuff
>met hot tranny
>picked me up
>went to park somewhere
>start foreplay
>she wanted to suck my dick
>"ok, cool"
>already super hard(been a while since I fucked)
>started sucking me off so good
>3 minutes go by
>holy shit im already about to cum
>tell her real quick
>shot a huge load directly in her eye
>she starting saying "omg omg it hurts so bad"
>literally starts crying
>says she has to go home
>tried to get her to stay and wait it out
>drove me home instead
>literally laughing my ass off the whole night after that
>she never messaged me again

>>736974942
Nah he wanted to but I wasn't down for that.

>>736966761
I put another ad in the platonic section, met this badass chick. Size 3 and fucking crazy. We texted for a while, hooked up when we got together the first day.

We had a relationship this past year that lasted for about 7 months. But I just honestly couldn't handle her. Racing illegally and doing coke left and right. This girl was always sniffing. But she had some horses she owned that she really loved and that was her true passion. A couple articles on her somewhere on the Internet.

>>736975486
Where in the US? Sounds an awful lot like a chick I met in Kentucky.

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Here's one from a while ago

>>736972360
wat

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>>736975699

>>736975618
East Coast. first and last initials SD

Plenty of tattoos and a lovely for Dr. Who

>>736975896
Tats but i don't remember doctor who ever coming up but it's popular. Kentucky?

>>736975975
No she's obsessed. I went with here to get a tardis on her calf. Virginia

>>736970653
Post logs for analysis.

>>736969736
I had this on my arm from wrestling. It wouldn't go away so one night I ripped them all of with tweezers. Don't get the white shit on any body part, and put alcohol on everything.

I probably had 50 on my forearm, and it never came back. I looked like a track mark heroin addict for a few weeks though.

>be me
>see ad for a guy
>says he will be blindfolded
>anonymous sex
>I'm a fat, ugly virgin
>go there
>He's on the bed, blindfolded
>jerking off
>5/10 body
>oh well
>start sucking his dick
>he says I should hop on
>chicken out, ask if I can just blow him
>he gets angry
>realize I went to a strangers house
>realize he's twice my size
>realize he may kill me
>hop on and ride the D
>he cums in me without warning
>leave
>terrified that I'm pregnant for a few weeks after

So that's my CL story from when I was naive and 14.

>>736976982
Interesting. Do that on the gf's every once in a while when they get big and easy to pop.

How long did you wait before tweezing, and once you started tweezing how long until all of it disappeared? After you wiped rubbing alcohol, did you cover with bandaids or something?

>>736977140
>Fat, ugly virgin
>He has 5/10 body

Sounds about right. Did he know you were 14? Do you still CL?

>>736977140
Same thing happened to me except Im a guy. I sucked this guy's dick and he wanted my asshole and I was like naw. He got angry and threw a chair so I pulled my ass out.

>>736977248
Didn't tell him I was 14. I was scared away from it for a while, but I've met up with a couple guys since.
>>736977335
Yeah...It probably happens a lot :/

>>736977505
thats quite the losing virginity story, can u describe his dick?

>>736977335
did he fuck it? how did it feel?

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>>736977505
I met this one guy off cl who wanted a suck but would only meet in the pilot truck stop bathroom. Huge cock so we kept it up for a few times and then one day he said he wanted my ass. The only free stall was closed down and had stuff everywhere in it .We fucked and that was when I realized that he was a hobo and was living out of that bathroom stall.

>>736977837
He had this wart on the end of his dick that hurt like hell.

>>736972663
Niglo here. He's not entirely wrong. I have pretty much only fucked clingy """""traps""""" and fat white women.

>>736978063
>>736972764

>>736977793
It was average size, like 5 inches. Cut. Not very thick or thin. Pretty much the most average penis you can think of.

>>736974132
>retarded
i take that back. you clearly liked being a gay prostitute.

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>>736966761
went on my local nearest CL. holy fuck the w4m section is like a 50s up community board.

>>736978208
inlandempire.craigslist.org What's cracking.

Though the clingy trap I referenced was north hollywood.

>>736978310
Why is this funny exactly? Autistic waste of food

>>736977861
First mistake was meeting him in a bathroom stall once and then going back for more.

>>736978380
PB and Pickle on toast is delish.

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>>736978380
food triggers him.

>>736978609
Interesting I take it back

>>736978365
sandiego, where it's mostly white and mexican guys posting. women are pretty much spam or whores.

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>>736973691

>>736978609
>peanut butter and mayonnaise

madness

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>>736978876

>>736978423
I meet guys in bathrooms all the time. I should have figured it out before then though. He had a lot of smegma.

>>736978773
Ok, to be totally honest, there are tons of whites and Mexicans. But I really only fuck with the t4m section just for the decent real:fake ratio.

This one time I was going to make a mold of my dick in a clone a willy for $25. Let me see if I still have the text logs.

>>736978970
That supposed to go with the peanut butter and mayonnaise? What's your point?

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>>736971805
Craigslist use has dropped off massively. I've used it heavily since 2007 and watched the drop off happen. I met a lot of women that way, mostly for fwb arrangements and mostly in NYC. These days it's much harder to find the casual hookups than it used to be (tinder wastes too much time; ok cupid requires so many conversations; fetlife is too full of retards). It's a great shame.

Here's a quick story:
>Be me, 32yo grad student
>Living in a college town
>18F posts looking for blowjob practice
>I say yes please
>Turns out she's only just finished high school at a fancy prep school
>Is really serious about learning to give a good bj.
>I invited her over and she gives me a bj in different ways for half an hour
>Is a very good learning
>I ask if I can put on a condom and fuck her (not in the initially agreement)
>She says yes
>She's tight, but I still succeed and bust a nut inside a tight teen pussy
>We do it one more time
>happyface.jpg
>Over the next year she sexts me and sends nudes when horny
>She then gets a bf and we lose contact
>She goes on to grad school at Harvard

Praise be to craig and his list for helping me show a horny young slut how to give good head. Pic related

>>736979070
The point is that people still use Craigslist.

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>>736979202
so where's good to go now days? tinder in my area sucks, LOTS of bots, and women with kids. and fattys and niggresses

Every single day, someone posts this exact ad on craigslist
Hi if you are male and you wear some dirty cowboy boots or some dirty beat up slip on style workboots I'll give you $35 if you come over and allow me to service your boots. I am a boot black. I get on the floor and spitshine dirty boots clean while guys wear them. Have a seat and drink as much beer out of my fridge as you wish if you want to be drunk while I am doing this. I also enjoy eating food that has been stepped on by boots. This session will last one hour. I set a timer for the hour. It will be an easy $35 in your pocket. If you're interested please send a photo or two of your dirty boots (no lace ups) and we can set this up. If you have questions, no problem. Thanks!

>>736979211
Is it? I just wanted a good intro to hop in this thread and tell stories.

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>>736979202
>Condom
>Bust a nut
>You fucked latex

>>736979297
>my area sucks
I think that's what it all comes down to

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>>736979339

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I fucked this tranny for $250

>>736979202
moaar i want to see high-class teen slut

>>736979483
I can't get off to blowjobs, so that makes it worse.

no seriously what's the new go-to app for meeting WOMEN. I normally just leave my house and hangout in public places, but fuck it'd be nice to sit around and do it from home...

>>736979525
that's not an accomplishment worth noting, faggot

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>>736979297
Honestly, everything is worse now than it used to be. The glory days were when horny, adventurous young women would try a few random hookups just so they could say they'd had a cl fuck. Now it seems like people are using apps much more and have refined their approaches, so are not doing random fucks as much. I suspect most women are aiming for the top ten percent of men, but the rest of us aren't having as much fun.

Honestly, the best luck I've had lately has been on reddit through r4r or related sites. I've had one success through gonewild too. I've only had one craigslist success in the past year, whereas I've had many before then. The current situation is making me look around less and I'm mostly just fucking the same person now. I think the golden years of hot internet sex with strangers have largely passed. Good luck, anon!

>>736979432
It was mine. Do whatever you want.

>>736979601
No app is going to help if your area sucks.

>>736977861
you a guy?

>>736970865
thats pretty hot I can't lie

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>>736979599
This is her again. I don't want to give away her face or identity (even after all these years) because she was such a lovely slut for me. She's Asian.

>>736971731
I'm 23, 6 feet, 140 lbs, 7 inch dick. Please help.

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>Knew a girl at a club, very popular amongst the regulars.
>Discovered she's an Escort on CL.
>Tell her I know.
>Begs me not to tell anyone.
>Tell her I won't for a freebie with her "Greek Special."
>Finished on her face.
>She tells me I'm a really good lay
>Become FWB

tl;dr: blackmailed a $400 an hour escort into a free session with anal and now have regular sex with a woman who charges $400 an hour.

>>736979963
Eat more of >>736979711
You're a stickman!

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>>736967890
Yep, This. 100 times this.

>>736979911
respect, bro. just want to see tits/body if you got any

>>736979711
Tbh, my stomping grounds use to be chatroulette in its VERY early days. but now its wack and lost its vanity. met quite a bit locals on there..

so I think im going to give reddit a try, any tips? I know about gonewild. is there anything more locally based? I mean as I think I've already hinted at, I'm pretty good with words, and not bad looking either, [hence why my stomping grounds are 1 to 1 face to face.]

>>736979802
ITS JUST SO FUCKING HOT HERE RIGHT NOWWW. also my fucking motorcycle is in pieces needing about 500 dollars in parts, and about 6 hours of free time.

every post i have seen says dont reply if you cant handly a curvy women or some shit sorry i cant lift 400 lbs

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>>736967944
>basically temporary
>basically

>>736973691
oh fuck man I'm sorry... you got raped....

and they say it can't happen to men...

damn.


Dennis was right though lmfao

>>736980006
I don't believe any of that but that's fine.
Related tho, what craigslist cities are you guys in that you find hookers on them? Anytime I see a hooker on mine (Portland) it's flagged immediately. Maybe we just have very vigilant autists constantly monitoring casual encounters for whatever reason.

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>>736979070
>This one time I was going to make a mold of my dick in a clone a willy for $25
I found it, hopefully they will reply in the morning.

Looks like the ad 404'd though

>>736967399
>Lies
almost hear this crap every now and then, from virgin fags who can't do a shit except sit in front of computer and lay gay crap on the internet.

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>>736973079
>Hooker said no

>>736980508
the mods are ruthless on some parts of the Orlando CL, FL..

>>736980541
>they

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>>736980312
>so I think im going to give reddit a try, any tips?
Sounds like we might have a bit in common.
Best tips on reddit would be to set up a good imgur page with pics ready to go to share with someone if interested. Success rate is much higher if you respond to a post from a woman than if you post yourself. Keep a regular eye on your local r4r page (the local links are on the right down the bottom). Check dirtyr4r and randomactsofblowjob / randomactsofmuffdive too. Be playful, write well, and have good pics. You'll probably get lucky soon enough. Also if you look at someone's profile you can often tell a lot about their background and overall situation. I've had the most luck with girls who are openly posting questions about their sexual interests or about their mental health (who knew: crazy girls get horny and like to fuck). Good luck, anon.

>>736979911
pls post more... u got kik? she's so hot

>>736980621
Who would want to lie about that? It's not like he actually fucked her.

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>>736980294
Best I can do. Tits of a high-class teen slut from the great days of cl.

>>736968356
Go to a dermatologist and have them frozen off dumbasses

>>736980351
Generally if they don't post a picture (even with the face obscured or something, doesn't have to be naked anyhow) they are fat. But beyond that, some keywords or phrases that indicate fatness are:
>curvy
>bbw (duh)
>"not a twig"
>sassy (THIS ALWAYS MEANS FAT)
>"looking for my partner in crime"
>"looking for a cowboy type"
>sunset
>vixen

>>736980358
It only lasts a few months on average, though some people can end up with it a few years.

It's not like Herpes or HPV though.

>>736967944
I feel jealous of you son of a bitch

>>736980508
"Zoe Smith" is her escort name. She has a boyfriend named Zach. She fucks me for free on the side because we're both Libertarians and Zach is an alcoholic who can't get it up.

You will find her in a city that has 4 Pro Sports teams. Two are named after animals, one is mechanical and the other is a colored animal part.

>>736979339
lmfao wat

>>736980020
I'm a distance runner. Most girls say my body is amazing. Not buff or anything, but very fit.

>>736980706
alright, one last question that I feel is sorta important in my situation. once you've reeled them in, do they normally drive themselves or require pickup?

I hope to have a replacement car soon, and my motorcycle fixed. but dunno when I'm gonna find something used [car wise] that isn't a beat piece of shit that someone wants a lung for.

>>736977164
It was gone after I tore them off. Did it all in about an hour or two. Bled like crazy and looked like a murder in my sink. No band aids or anything. Just used alcohol a few times a day.

It's viral but mine did go away after I did that. The dr told me I would just have to wait but fuck walking around with that shit on my arm. That was a few years ago and I haven't had any since.

>>736980908
Detroit? Terrible place to be a libertarian lmao

Also you're a fag for not posting any pics

>>736981156
There's 6 of us.

>>736980808
any more of her pussy?

>>736981080
>6'
>140

Nobody says you're body is amazing dude. I'm a 6'1 165 athlete who did cross country and ottermode with compliments, but unless you specifically talk to desperate chicks or 13 year olds you're in denial and that's the first thing you need to get out of for CL success.

>>736981092
Greatest success is either:
- if they're a little uncertain then meet at a bar close to your place, then offer them a second drink back at yours
- if they're completely up for it, invite them to your place and pay for an uber. This is sexier and easy for them. Your chance of success is many many times higher if you live alone and can host in a nice place. Set up some good lighting, suitable music, and have a couple of tasty drink options available. Doing all this takes all the stress away for a girl so she can just worry about trying to look sexy. I prefer not to do pickup myself because the car trip can be just a little bit awkward when it's with a stranger.

>>736981337
I'm asian bro my waist is tiny so my shoulders look huge. I got up to 160 once and that was my max while playing football. People thought I was roiding. Could bench 230 at the time. My bones are probably bird bones.

No need to be jealous of superior asian genetics you fat bitch

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>>736980908
>we're both Libertarians
I don't believe any of that but that's okay.

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I also just found that one where a cuck-couple went ghost on me. I think I hyped the semi-hard too much. should have been softer in the opening pics.That or I should have up played the later one.

>>736980696
They as in she, would you prefer another non-gender specific pronoun, tumblr? Zay? Lym?

>>736980908
Meh, looked her up but not that great for a woman pushing 40. Still better than what most will get on CL, though. Also props for fucking her ass.

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>>736981239
>any more of her pussy?
Not the best quality. It makes me sentimental for the good old days of the internet to see her lovely pussy again.

>>736981337
>cross country
>athlete
lmfao riiiight only the faggots and wannabe athletes did that shit.

even some fatfucks made it

>>736981545
>They as in she

What dictionary are you reading?

>>736972360

looks like some gay posting on craigslist. what are you having trouble comprehending?

>>736981553
Yeah, I'd definitely fuck her for sure. Not sure that's 400 dollars worth, but if anon is banging her for free then right on.
I take it back, if he's fibbing then it's a good fib. I apologize to anon if he reads this.

>>736979601
Dating apps

>>736981461
to be honest.. shit sounds too expensive for my taste. and I don't drink or smoke so literally this advice doesn't work well for me personally. I don't live in a big city somewhere downtown and if I find a girl from downtown, that uber ride could of just paid for a nasty hooker instead.

>>736979601
Bumble is better than most, but it still isn ';t great

>>736981656
Why do you have a problem with singular they? Next thing you're going say is that you don't fuck with the Oxford comma.

>>736981515
>165
>Fat
>Also being 160 and bench pressing 235 (with "bird bones, which is the exact opposite of what you need to lift weight)

You were either cheating like a motherfucker or you're lying just as badly now as you were about girls saying your bod was amazing. If that were the case, you would not have responded to a post offering help on CL since you wouldn't need it lmao. Fuck off until you can accept your shortcomings.

>>736981530
Send her a text saying you're Derrick on a new phone.

>>736973079
I hope this is bait cuz otherwise you're a fucking moron.

>>736981805
Fair enough. I usually budget about $50 to cover expenses for a night like that and I deliberately choose to live downtown in a place that's good for bringing a girl back to. If you choose not to drink ever at all, then you're limiting your options. Maybe you could get used to just sitting on one beer for an hour while you get to know a girl before inviting her back. If you live in the country or far from stuff, having a lively sex life get so much harder. Maybe a hooker will be the solution. Whichever way it works out, good luck!

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>>736981903
>projecting THE POST EDITION.

>>736981764
>I post under here. Cause. Phsylogical conditoons are not. Genders
>So it says I am a someone. Which I am.
>Social labels such as gay straight bla bla. Are all used for self confidence reasons.
>Clearly it's 2017 And hell the state of Oregon is unisex.

That aside, if it's a gay posting, why not post m4m ads?

>>736981989
yeah, I don't choose to not to drink, my small intestines are fucked up, and I've been warned since highschool to not touch booze unless I want it to get worse [along with other shit like strong acids]

I wouldn't mind rolling a joint again, but my roomie agreement is zero pot usage. so then I couldn't bring her to my place. fucking sucks being poor.

>>736981883
>singular they

kek

>>736981587
wow its so small! would u share more on kik?

>>736979911
Damn that hole

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>>736981934
hahah nono, I believe you now. Even if I didn't, I don't care enough to bug her.

>>736982095
>That aside, if it's a gay posting, why not post m4m ads?
I have no other context because I'm an literate nigger but I do know this. There is a solid 3 bottoms to every top on my local CL. They go to other sections hoping an extra top or 2 will pass by.

>>736981903
damn man my bones are strong as fuck. I ski backcountry and huck 30 futons regularly. I think you might just be jealous.

I said 230 not 235. Could never get that last 5. And I didn't use powerlifting stance either. So no cheating. I just have a very lean frame from my mother's genetics, while my father was a farmer when younger, he was 185 and pressing 315 as an 18 year old. I probably inherited his phenotypes.

And have a good body doesn't make me socially capable. I probably have mild Aspergers or something. If you were reading the post, I was asking for help on how to close....

shit man. mad as fawk

>>736970653
Stop being a fugly autist. That should help.

>>736982386
>They go to other sections hoping an extra top or 2 will pass by.

That's also something I don't get (especially since he's not posting a w4m like some gays do).

>>736977140
You know the drill

>>736977140
Ur retarded hope u dont breed

>>736982798
Ok, I just read it. Seems like he's trying to get some from those guys who are borderline bi and need a push. It's a new approach. but very few people browse the casual encounters without a filter. So I guess it's still in development.

>>736981903
dude bird bones by weight are the strongest fucking shits in the animal kingdom

fucking tard alert

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>>736980635

>>736983199
No they fucking aren't, thy are the opposite of dense and are light as fuck so that birds can fly. Most birds can not lift heavy loads relative to their own body weight and are very susceptible to bone injury.

I fucked a cute chubby chick off cl.

She was my age, had great sex with her.

She was only visiting my city though

>>736983190
>I post under here. Cause. Phsylogical conditoons are not. Genders So it says I am a someone. Which I am.
>Social labels such as gay straight bla bla. Are all used for self confidence reasons.

That explanation gives him too much credit. It seems he wants both straight guys and drugs, when usually drugs (or booze, or cash) is what it takes to tempt them.

>>736981587
more of pussy!

>>736967890
On the plus side, if you can convince yourself you're even a little bit bi then there's a conga line of tight assholes to fuck when you're having a dry spell

>>736966761
I've sucked two dicks and they were both off Craigslist.

However I have only fucked ugly whales off Craigslist. My friend has had better luck.

ive had about the same luck between CL and adultfriendfinder.

on CL heres some tips
post your own ad in m4w or m4mw (some hotties lurk there), never know whay they want you to do.

be ready to go, or post a time your available. many of the real ads are looking asap, not whenever you get ready.

if you can host that increases your odds. but also opens you up to get robbed later. get a hotel after things get arranged.

have some various pics ready, face, body, clothed, nudes, not just dick pics.

dont be overly picky or pushy. ask them what they want to do. or what they dont want to do.

dont ask for 10,000 pics while chatting, a few will get you an idea if your dtf with them or not.

age and status shouldnt matter to you. if they are looking for you go with it. if they want discreet, do it.

you have to learn how to weed out fakes, scams, bots. if they want you to email directly its probably fake. never sigm up for any verification website, etc.

READ the whole ad before just sending a dick pic and " i wanna fuck".

>>736980635
>want to do gay shit but craigslist is gross
>cute dude advertising on backpage
>message him
>no response
>still reposts

fucking christ...

>>736983519
LOL

RELATIVE TO THEIR WEIGHT BIRD BONES ARE THE STRONGEST YOU RETARD

WOW

>>736975194
>she
>her
Anon I've got new for you, faggot.

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>>736966761
1st listing off of "free"

>>736983880
You right. You right. Idk, I think shits just fucked my man. Don't try too hard to understand crazy.

I went to Vegas for a company christmas party. Not much of a gambler, so I start browsing Craigslist. I'm in the MW4M section, and I see a girls pics that catch my eye. 100% confirm that it is this girl in another department. Contact her but dont make mention of our connection, no reply, guess I'm not her type. So, I spread them around the office, make sure that everyone knows shes a dirty girl

>>736986496
The worst part is there there are apparently plenty of "straight" guys willing to post or reply to m4m ads, so there's no reason to do what he's doing. Maybe he took too many drugs or something.

>>736986733
Post em

>>736979339
Gotta appreciate his persistence.

>>736972360
I kinda want to mess with him

>>736967399

Aids transfer complete.

>>736979525
how was it?

>>736986733
>So, I spread them around the office, make sure that everyone knows shes a dirty girl
This is why we can't have nice things so much anymore...

Went to a few craigslist glory holes over the years. Good times.

Met my best friend on craigslist. Husband and I were looking for a girl because I was curious and wanted to experiment. After a week or so we found someone who wasn't a flake or fake and eventually hooked up. She ate my pussy a thousand times better than my husband did. Met up a couple more times for sex stuff, then just started hanging out eventually. Watching movies, going out to lunch, shopping. No more sex stuff though

>>736988233
Tits or gtfo

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>>736988151
99.99 percent of gloryholes involve a gay man on his knees behind a wall sucking the dick of a confused gay man in denial.

>>736988233
pics of dat pussy
Also, very nice digits

>>736988563

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>>736988611
Thanks, femanon. Looks like you have a huge stretchy pussy that's good for fisting.

Around my early 20s I wanted my dick sucked so i posted on CL. Older married guy around 50 responded and told me to meet him in his car in a secluded spot at night. Agreed and he sucked and swallowed me to completion. We've been doing this now a few times a week for the past few years. It escalated to me fucking him bareback for a few months and then i think his wife was catching on. Went back to just bjs, but then he stopped all together. Havent found anyone near as fun as that was.

My little cousin told me this story, then she wonders why we don't talk anymore. That she and her friend want some weed and the found a guy that sold it on CL. They both went to his apt in the Bronx. The guy gave them some to try then took my cousin friend to another room. He comes back a while later and takes my cousin to a room where her friend it laying naked on a matter on the floor. He undress my cousin fuck her and have anal with her. He gave them some weed and tell them to go. They went back three times two times he did my cousin friend and one time her.

>>736969736
Maybe it's not temporary after all lmao

>>736988233
Is it weird having a bf that your husband fucked?

>>736973691
Holy shit date rape

>>736990757
Eh we're all cool with it. Every once in a while she'll tease him about something or other and I'll remind her that she let him cum in her.

>>736979601
How the fuck do you meet people in public places?

>>736991422
Just go to a bar in a city. There are bars where people go just to hang out and meet new people. Find a woman sitting by herself, make some small talk, then offer her a drink. It's a time-honored tradition and is pretty easy. People get horny and sometimes just want to go home with a decent looking stranger.

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Who can speak on russian?

>>736990204
Pic of cousin?

>>736990204

need a thread for stories like this. i know slut thread has some occasionaly.

stories like i wanted some drugs, i had money but i decided to be a slut for it, etc. or to pay a bill they owed with sex etc.

>>736992141
Don't have pics of her on my phone. I disowned her for being a slut and other stuff

>>736993241
Was she hot?

>>736993484
She was ok, my cousin only really had big tits,her friends was way better looking, nice round butt and cute face.

>>736993726
That's pretty hot

>>736969696