this happened a few years ago in my hometown. >be me 18,

>>736965818
Go on, I'm intrigued

Come on

tl;dr you fucked a homeless girl

cool

>>736965818
Out with it

ITT: faggot who didn't type out his fake story

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>>736965818
Get on with it!

tl;dr Payed homeless girl $20 for sex and contracted one of the many STDS she had.

>>736965818
c'mon fucker

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>>736965818
>parents are usually gone to work all day so i have the house to myself most of the time
>start thinking of plans on how i can get her to come back to my place
>decide to drive up to her one day and hand her some change and ask her if she needs a ride
>she takes my money and says she doesn't need one
>i tell her if she hops in she can come over and eat at my place
>shes still reluctant
>i offer her some more money
>she hops in
>I drive her to my house and she looks impressed
>take her to my kitchen and make her a sandwich
>she eats it, as she's doing so i question whether i should lose my virginity to a bum
>she doesnt look bad but she's dirty as fuck and her hair is a mess
>run upstairs and grab her a towel and tell her she can use my shower
>while shes in there i grab some of my sister's clothes and lay them on the counter for her
>she comes out nice and clean but somehow still disheveled looking
>my sister's clothes are slightly too big for her so as shes putting her socks on i catch a glimpse of her tits
>pretty flat but nice puffy nipples

anyone lurking

>>736966350
Of course OP.

>>736966444
Checked

>>736966350
pls cont

>>736966350
you're absolutely fucking retarded if you seriously asked that question OP.

In b4 annie posting.

>>736966444
Tripsdßssdssssdddsf

>>736966350
>anyone lurking
yeah fucking hurry up faggot

>>736966350
>nice
>puffy
pick one

>>736966350
plz i need 2 nut

>>736966444
OH MY GOD i can't believe my luck!
[email protected]
thank you op!!

>>736966555
You're a lucky man.
Checked

>>736966555
Whoa

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What a lucky guy, haha

>>736966444
Oh shit. I've never gotten trips in all of my time being on here

777 get

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Bump

777 get

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>>736966350

>i take puffy nipples to my bedroom and sit her in my bed, she seems oblivious to my intentions
>she thanks me for my hospitality but questions why im doing this
>i dont know how to respond because i don't want to tell her i just want to fuck
>tell her the partial truth, that ever since highschool ive seen her walking around downtown asking for change and thought it'd be nice to get to know her
>she lays down on my bed and lights a cigarette, i tell her she cant smoke in here since my parents will be home shortly
>she asks if they'll be cool about her being over
>tell her the truth, that they would freak out but if she's quiet she can stay in my room for the night
>she agrees to spend the night at my place as long as i can sneak food upstairs to her

okay sorry just didnt know if anyone was lurking hahaha

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>>736966444
nice

>>736966350

How old was she?

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>>736966772

>>736966444
>>736966555
checked

>>736966857
Keep going

>>736966857
I smell bullshit on this story....but I'm having fun, continue on OP

>>736966803
Spurs could've beat the warriors, but they played dirty as usual

>>736966350
Interested

fuck op is so slow

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>>736966857
>my parents get back home and i start to panick
>wtf was i doing with this homeless girl in my room
>go say hi to my mom, everything is normal so far
>go back upstairs and peak my head into my room
>puffy nipples is just laying there using my phone quietly
>I hear my mom coming up to my room so i get inside and lock my door
>my mom knocks and asks to come in
>get in bed with pf and pull the blanket over my head
>pretend to be sleeping
>my mom unlocks the door

Keep going anon

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>>736967096
Kek, spurs could have but they would have beeen btfo by LeBron

Interested....

Dammit I should be sleeping. Has kayak trip in morning...

Hurry the fuck up OP!

please don't tell us puffynips posed as your girlfriend
kek

>>736966857
You stupid faggot, have your made up bullshit pre-typed ffs. Our attention span are short

>>736967193
Going to cum

Come on OP, copy paste longer sections

>>736967193
Hurry the fuck up. End this shit so I can get back to sitting silently in bed with my pissed off wife.

Anon ur takin too long tf nigga

>>736967349
Not a bad plan... as long as she ain't a druggie and is halfway decent looking.

>>736967438
Eat her out faggot

>>736967193
Who is pf? WTF is going on in this narrative?

Bruh

No more trips? Holy Kek has forsaken us!

>>736967539
Puffy nipples. Logic

Faggot, type everything then post, goddammit

>>736967438
The fuck are you doing on /b/? Fix your relationship with your wife, sort yourself out or get a divorce

>>736967539
Puffy nipples, the homeless girl

>>736967193
I hope in next segment your mom kills both of you

>>736967621
He's prolly on phone.... phone fag

What happened I'm reading here speed it up

>>736967692
Totes

>>736967644
>>736967655
nice

>>736967692
with her penis

>>736967644
>>736967655
Checked

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>>736967193
>mom calls my name quietly
>I'm laying right on top of puffy nipples so as to look like one person rather than two
>she leaves after i give her no response
>i stay laying on top of her, my nose is pushed up against the top of her head
>smells amazing and im very glad she showered earlier
>my dick starts to twitch from being in this much contact with her
>i press my hips down slightly until she whispers "i think she's gone"
>i respond by shushing her and continuing to slowly push down
>can feel my boner rubbing her inner thigh through my pants

>>736967655
That's pn, not pf. That's not how abbreviation works. This whole story is suspect

>>736967796
The trips were better

>>736966865
This guy is my favorite dude ever, thanks for showing me this

>>736966708
sleep snug, smug

>>736967874
Is that the brave little toaster?

>>736967874
Freakazoid?

>>736967922
Nah that's freakazoid

>>736966708
sleep snug, smug.

>>736967837
P F PuFfy I bet you have a low iq

>>736967815
fuck op I wasted so much time waiting for this much greentext. fucking pretype

>>736967922
I think it's Freakazoid, but I can see what you see.

Tbis ones gonns be a reak bu.msr duxse

>>736967815
Thats some autism right there
>shh she might come back, just let me rub my dick on your leg for a bit longer

>>736967815
>I start cumming after 5 seconds, and also start farting.
>Spaghetti falls everywhere

I want to know everything come on OP

>>736968061
This can't be the end

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>>736968061
i keked a ton

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>>736968061
Kek

>>736968108
It's true buddy

>>736968108
No, the spaghetti was not wasted.

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>>736968007

>>736968108
no shit captain autismo of the USS dipshit

Wake me up when op isn't a faggot.

>>736967922
Thats Dexter Douglas, ace computer geek.

>>736968227
You'll be waiting a while

>>736968206
YOU WILL SUCK MY DICK

Shit i have to be at work at 3:25 am

>>736968271
>>736968227
Kek

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>>736968030
Yeah

Newfag is fucking typing while we wait!

Why dont these faggots pretype this shit. WTF OP. IM AT HALF MAST HERE

> Everybody walk the dinosaur

I got mad sunburn

>>736967438
>>736968227
>>736968271


most underrated posts in this entire thread.


also OP is obviously making this all up. "shh let me rub my boner on your leg after my mom broke down my bedroom door just to see me sleeping and leave"

Got shit to do tomarrow, op better not be fucking with us.

STOP FUCKING POSTING FAGGOTS. OP IS TYPING SLOW LIKE A DUMBASS AND YOU MORONS ARE GOING TO MAKE THE THREAD HIT POST LIMIT BEFORE HES EVEN HALFWAY DONE.

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>>736968283

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>>736967815
sorry guys on my phone so im a bit slow. sorry! anyways

>puffy nipples pushes me off her
>we end up falling asleep in my bed
>next day comes, i skip school and me and pn spend the day chilling in my house watching tv and playing video games
>we do this for a few days

fastforward to when i first get frisky with her

>one day we decide to introduce her to my mom
>i take her to my sister's room and have her apply some makeup
>go out to the mall and buy her some new clothes
>get home and rehearse our story about how she just moved here and is starting school at my highschool
>i suggest introducing her as my girlfriend
>she agrees without protest
>my mom gets home and i introduce them
>puffy nipples is slightly shy yet charming
>mom is smitten by her
>tell her we're going upstairs to do some homework
>take puffy to my room and sit her down
>ask her what she thinks of my mom
>she loves her
>ask her "isn't it funny that she thinks you're my girlfriend hahaha"
>she replies saying yeah or something
>i pause
>ask her if she would actually like to be

OP WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK

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>>736968369

>>736968416
OP is fucking with us.

>>736968461
Hold up

>we do this for a few days

You skipped school for a few days?

>>736968461
It's PF you fucking inconsistent retard

OP is a cunt

Op stop green texting and just finish

just fuck her you pussy

????? Inb4 op rescues chick from homelessness only to get friendzoned by her

>>736968461
This has to be bullshit, but its interesting bullshit so keep going

>>736968567
You're a PF! Puffy Fag!

>>736968561
Not op but i did this easily in middle and high school tbh

Damn... This better not be bullshit. I can see it already

>>736968461
That's the most fucking autistic thing I ever heard, just because I know where this story is going I know she didn't but my fucking god I wish she shot you down for such a stupid fucking question like that

>pre-typing is good

>>736968461
op is a beta faggot
>m-m-milady, since now me has rescued thee off the streets, would you like to be my g-g-girlfriend

>>736968561
Yes people skip school sometimes

>>736968461
Fucking OP tries raep, ends up friend zoning himself.

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>>736968620

>>736968681
kek

>>736967815

>she starts to slowly rub me back
>ohshit.jpg
>she starts to roll over yet still stay under the covers
>"I'll need more money for this"
>I ask how much?
>she says, "About three-fiddy"
>look under covers
>she's the loch Ness monster
>mom kicks down bedroom door shouting
>I SAID GOD DAMMIT, MONSTAH! YOU LEAVE MY BOY ALONE!

Shit was so cash.

>>736968627
yup

i'm 36 and i'm bipolar
i'm on oxcarbazepine
and i'm a little interested itt
op gets daps from me for staying home for days with homeless girl

>>736968632
YOURR A PUSSY FAGGOT MMKAAAUGJHDU

>>736968561
>summer break

>>736968561
It's pretty easy to do anon

>>736968715
A true masterpiece, a piece of literature to rival Shakespeare himself

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>>736968715

>>736968715
Sounds about right

>>736968709
This.

>>736968567
Told you pn was right, pfaggot

>>736968787
>Summer Break
>A few days
Choose one

>>736968715
f u c k y o u
c u n t

>>736968787
>Were going up to my room to do homework
>Homework
>Summer break

>>736968561
kek I skipped school for weeks and still somehow got decent grades

>>736968461
Okay so I'm confused OP are you doing this because you actually give a shit about this homeless chick or literally just to fuck? I mean damn get an actual relationship for some unmanipulative sex. I bet it would've been tons better instead of losing your virginity to a homeless woman.

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>>736968776
Y U mad /b/ro?

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>>736968715
I DIED

>>736968862
INHALE MY DONG

U and ur phone r gay niggesr op and fukc fapchas

>>736967815
can you write it slower I'm trying to keep up

The story ends with her saying she's a lesbian and then leaving with the dumb fucks wallet lol.

>>736968909
Don't criticize his 5 minutes of shame

>>736968461
>she says no and punches me in my faggot face
>i get on my knees and headbutt her in the crotch
>her vagina absorbs my head
>she suctions my last meal out of my stomach and into her womb
>never rescue another homeless girl again

>>736968968
Meant to say capchas

>>736968988
Dubs of truth

Read some official North Korean news while you wait.
http://rodong.rep.kp/en

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>>736969016

>>736969016
Top fucking kek anon

>>736968988
dubs don't lie

>I ask for a Beej
>THOT declines
>Tfw rejected by a bum

>>736968921
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

OP you need to hurry the fuck up nigger

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>>736968461

oh god im sorry I'm so fucking slow Jesus Christ im trying my best here

>she replies saying something that boiled down to "it would be fucked up if you did all this for me and i wasn't your girlfriend"
>so that night we were talking about our past experiences with sex
>i tell her I've fucked 3 girls even though I'm a virgin
>she tells me she fucked a few guys when she was really young
>don't ask for details
>ask her if they were her boyfriends at the time
>she says yes
>i get somewhat to the point by pulling this move

>i say "then can i do this?" and pull her into a kiss
>just lips at first, but slowly introduce my tongue
>she pulls away after a minute or so and we continue browsing Instagram on my phone til we fall asleep

next post I'll fast forward to the good stuff stop calling me a faggot

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goddamn it OP, could you hurry this up?

>>736969138
Wait, how can you fuck three girls and still be a virgin, retard?

>>736969138
Faggot

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>>736969135
That never gets old...

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>>736968461
>She's somewhat unsteady and doesnt know whether or not to trust me
>i feel a tight connection with her after these days
>puffy thinks and decides to continue and be my girlfriend
>we decide to confess what happened to my mom
>mom is smitten by her and ponders
>maybe it wont be so bad i'm thinking
>mom finally agrees
>puffy is a part of the family now
>i'm happy
>she's happy and has a home
>mom gives one condition
>whenever shes going to sleep with me
>we've to close the door
>then everybody walk the dinosaur

>>736969138
FAGGOT
jk cont plz op

>>736969135
I DIDNT TYPE THIS IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE. OBVIOUSLY I USE CAPITAL LETTERS ONLY BITCH

>>736969138
toggaf a si po

>>736969138
Literally the worst OP.

Faggot

>>736969223
he was lying to her

>>736969138
faggot, do you know what website you're on?

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>>736969223
you cant be this dumb

>>736969138
People will stop calling you a faggot when you stop being one
That's how the world works buddy

>>736969175
Don't rush he said he's on a phone fag

How old is she Op?

>>736969138
Kys

>>736969243
Fake

>>736968461
>Even though it was years ago, I still wear my sister's panties that I lent her on my face when I fap.
>It's the only way my benis gets hard anymore

>>736969138
>you fucking kissed a homless woman

Honestly OP if you would have put this much effort into a normal relationship instead of a homeless woman you would have been so much better off

>>736966708
sleep snug, smug

>>736969223
Easy, he lied to be cool... faggot

>>736969223
hes lying, duh

>>736969223
>retard
if you can't understand that he was lying to her then you're a retard lmao

>then can I do this?

>>736969138
This is fucking painful

>>736969243
kek

>>736969243
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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Can you fuckin get on with it.

What are you typing this out with your flaccid dick or something

Its getting to the point where half the posts on the entire fucking board are us calling this OP a fag in some way or another

>>736969447
Cute and kek

>>736969243
I fuckin knew it. Fuck you op. You had me for a minute. You filthy little faggot.

op cease thine faggotry

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fuckin shitty OP always gotta be on mobile

Hurry up faggot

>>736969447
Literally everyone here

>>736969527
You're a retard bub

>>736969576
Yep

>>736969243
Kek
That's some serious autism at the end anon

Who the fuck starts a greentext on mobile and complains when people call him a faggot?

>>736966708
sleep snug, smug

>>736966708
sleep snug, smug.

>>736969624
this

>>736969666
Trips

>>736966708
Sleepy mug nugs.

>>736969138
>Then we bought a house in the friend zone
>In a black neighborhood
>TL,DR, she fucks black guys now, and I'm a cuck

>>736969666
No, this...

>>736969624
truth

>part of the family
"Yeah anon just close the door for you two"

>>736969553
Brit bong mobile telly license havin faggot

>>736969138
It's ok. You're a faggot desu

>>736969666
69 69 666

Nice

>>736969138

Nigger this is some 15 year old fantasy bullshit. There's no way this bitch would be under 30 in any way, and there's NO WAY IN FUCK a /b/tard anon WOULDN'T take a fuck ton of pictures of a homeless chick he was trying to groom.
>the stories posted here

I mean nice fantasy but with no proof my boner is unsatisfied.
Go try to Fuck an ACTUAL homeless woman...she will fucking cut you nigger.

>>736969624
Who the fuck complains about being called a faggot on 4chan in general?

>>736969698
nice trips you got there

At this point my dick is sore so I just decided to bust a nut watching Hairy Japanese lesbians link their feet.

>>736969666
Satan ain't wrong

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>>736969601
>The wig isn't pink.
Fake and gay.

>>736966708
sleep snug, smug

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>>736969223

>>736969721
Fuck off. You don't even know how to spell colour.

>>736969016
Im crying, fuck my sides are in orbit

Can vd

>And then she whipped out her 12 inch monster coco and made me her bitch and now I just suck cock all day.

>>736966708
sleep snug, smug

>>736969243

OP, anon already beat you to it and did it better: >>736968715

>>736969666
Holy Kek has blessed you and bestowed upon us the devils trips! Praise be to Kek!

>>736966708
Sleep snug, smug

>>736969882
i wasnt even op lol i was goofing on yall

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MAN

Are you stopping between every letter to hoover the jizz from a monstrous nigger cock you faggot

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>>736969754
OP Here: I have proof. My mom became smitten with her she took this picture of her.

>>736966708
Sleep snug, smug

Wtf is it actually over or are you faggots trying to bamboozle?

>>736969766
i do so don't call me a faggot, faggot

>>736969976
You rascal

>>736966708
sleep snug, smug.

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>>736969666

>>736969988
> she was blonde you fucking retard

We're gonna reach bump limit before OP finishes.

>>736969988
I'll tap that.

>>736969988
Done

>>736969988
Dubs indicate that this post is rated as:

Accurate.

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>>736969138

>my mom still has no idea shes been sleeping over every night
>one night me and puffy nipples are in my room playing cards
>i snuck up a bottle of rum for us
>every time either of us picks up a card we take a swig
>we're both somewhat tipsy
>i can feel the confidence from the liquor kicking in
>she's getting hornier, i can tell because shes playing footsie with me under the table and it's getting closer to my crotch
>i beat her in cards and she takes a last swig of the bottle
>grabs my hand and gets me on the bed
>Heavy making out, her tongue is lashing around in my mouth and I'm groping her ass and playing with her pussy
>i start panicking because yeah I'm a virgin
>tell her i don't have condoms
>she says its okay and continues pulling out my dick and starting to suck my cock
>outright tell her to stop because i don't want to fuck unprotected
>after some pleading and rationalizing i end up fucking her raw and by the end cumming deep in her
>realize what I've done and spend all night awake conflicted about the pleasure and the potential life ruining mistake i just made

>>736969988
double dubs tho, they don't lie

Fuck this story my unborn child could get pussy quicker than this fuck with his homeless bimbo

>>736970134
The most disgusting thing I've ever read on 4chan

>>736969225
kek

>>736969243
FUCK YOU

Hey, Op. I'm gonna be nice about this. It's early in the morning and I need to sleep. I have work in a few hours. Finish the FUCKING STORY

>>736968746
tell me about your bipolarims.

How do you handle it besides medication?

How did you first figure out you had it?

How did you first get help?

>>736970182
OP go fuck yourself.

>>736970134
I've done... no, wait. I haven't done worse. Holy Kek!

>>736970182
>her tongue is LASHING around my mouth

boner killed

>>736966708
sleep snug, smug.

>>736969988
Hot, would lie on top of and rub penis on thigh thru pants

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>>736969988
Kek

>>736970182
Enjoy your herpes and homeless child lmao

>>736970182
OP has child with homeless woman

>>736970084
Faggot.

>>736970294
Idk why but when I read that it happened in a Gilbert Gottfried voice in my head

>>736970182
>>outright tell her to stop because i don't want to fuck unprotected
>>after some pleading and rationalizing i end up fucking her raw and by the end cumming deep in her

Man, this homeless chick made you her bitch.

>>736970336
top fucking kek

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>>736969988
OP here, that's a fake, pic attached is the real sexy homeless girl. (Us playing video games)

>>736970277
He'd probably bait some homeless chick into doing it for him

>>736970182
It's not real but continue anyway

>>736969601

hey it's tommy wright iii

>>736970182
you're going to have to make a new thread if you don't hurry

>>736970182
>and that, kids, is how i met your mother.

Can we just report this thread so it 404's already. OP is boring as fuck

>>736970182
This picture is my friend! She's ridiculously hot and knows it but is a total sperg lord. She's not a virgin anymore but it took her into her twenties to figure that shit out.

>>736970327
You have herpes

Surprise the homeless chick s a tranny lol

>>736970392
>tfw no homeless dirty gf that bitches you around and makes you the woman of the relationship

/dead

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>Then she turned around and spread her ass cheeks
>I gave her the old Patrick Star Special

>>736969988
i had a goddamn heart attack blowing up that thumbnail jeesus christ

>>736966708
Sleep snug, smug

>>736970450
How much autism does it take to think you can actually report a thread and get it 404d on b

>>736966708
Sleep snug, smug

>>736970471
No it isn't


That's a trap from /g/ that posts in all the battle station threads

>>736970182
one can therefore conclude that, as stated earlier, op is indeed a beta faggot

I jut realized. Homeless chick fucked OP so that she would have a place to stay because SHE IS NOW PREGGO.

>>736970555
I know right? Also trips

>>736970409
She was blonde you fucking retard.>>736970114

>>736970182
>spend all night awake conflicted about the pleasure and the potential life ruining mistake i just made
my every day

>>736970555
Trips checked

>>736966708
Sleep snug, smug

>>736970622
Dubs don't lie

>>736970182
>Then I get hard again and she sucks the aids off my cock, and I wipe the herpes off on her forehead.
>Shit was so cash
> Best part, my mom now babysits her new grandson, doesn't even mind the fetal alcohol syndrome

>>736969988

This shit RIGHT here is where the lore of Witches began. Imagine you were born 400 years ago and this thing exists. Of course she'd be banished from normal society into a swamp somewhere. But human beings are hardy and survive well. So now this fucking abomination lives out in the swamp and since the town's people aren't SJW faggots that try to defend this shit, and during that time period are just as stupid and scared as we are now but without science yo explain shit they're like, "WHOA...DID YOU SEE THAT BITCH?! SHE'S PROBABLY CASTING WEAPONISED RETARD MAGIC ON ALL OF US!"

...and then they burned her.

Homeless chick harvested your seed so now your family will be saddled with child support payments

LOOOOOOOOOOL

>>736970735
> Weaponized Retard Magic
My sides

>>736970735
That'll teach her for casting that weaponised retard magic on them

>>736970735
Kek'd.

>>736970737
get fucked op

>>736970737
Basically the moral of the story. Don't fuck disease ridden homeless chicks.

>>736970735
I'm RIP

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>>736970735


lmfao this single guy right here just made this entire thread more entertaining with one post than OP did with his novel of getting trapped by a homeless dude.

>>736966708

sleep snug, smug

>>736970182
what if this is actually op?

Hey OP did she sit with her legs up in the air after you fucked

LOL wrecked son

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>>736970182
okay getting alot of negative feedback from the story, so I'll just tldr and end it here,

>fast forward few weeks
>fucking on a daily and nightly basis
>The second I'm home from school it's up to my room and I'm fucking her
>tried condoms after the first time but can't even keep it hard wearing one
>we decide fuck it and continue raw every time
>busting nuts left and right into that pussy
>she ends up gaining a bit of weight from raiding my kitchen every day
>her tits get bigger though so its nice
>she then notices pain in her tits
>we start getting scared that she might be preggy so we get her a plan b
>she pops it, even though its only effective up to 3 days after sex.. it has been weeks by now
>too scared to take a pregnancy test
>she's completely against abortion
>im scared shitless because we're both still very young and couldn't support a child and id get kicked out
>few weeks pass and she finally had her period thank god
>decide not to fuck for a while due to this huge scare
>spend more time getting close instead of fucking
>try looking for jobs in the area she can work

>>736969754
No one cares about your distinctional boner, faggot

Sleep snug, smug

>>736966708
Sleep snug smug

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>>736970735
S I D E S

>>736969138
OP please come back another day more details. This is really interesting

Turns out op was the homeless chick

>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread is kill from over 300 posts. Night, all.

>>736969754
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN VIRGIN WHITE FAGGOT JUST BECUZ YOUR BORING AS FUCK LIKE HOMELESS PEOPLE ARE JUST OLD I NEW HOMELEAS GIRLS WEN I WAS IN FUCKI G 6TH GRADE

>>736968907
It doesn't work that way buddy. You miss too many days and you get your grades pulled and CPS at the door. If you're gonna write a fake story at least pretype

>>736970949
>>736970182
>>736970471
>she

kill yourself

>>736970949
....THAT'S IT?????

>>736970263
op pls

>>736971070
CPS is a right cunt.

>>736970949
It's not the story faggot... its your slow ass posting

>>736970949
chill out op
in reality we love you
did you wed puffynips and have many aidskids with her ?

>>736971145
this

>>736970949
fucking nigger keep it going

>>736970949
better fuckin' HURRY UP

>>736970949
>>she's completely against abortion
she's completely against not taking your money and keeping you as her financial bitch hahaha

>>736971145
It's also the story

Let's be honest here he get her in bed she tazes his fucking ass then leaves with his family's valuables

>>736971163
don't fucking bump it. The chat is going to explode

>>736970949
Right so we know how this story ends. OP just give us an update on how things are now or how you left it

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>>736971108
theres more but thread limit :( might make another thread

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what a fucking waste of time

>>736970949
a few years ago you say? what now is

>>736971288
Make another thread <3

>>736971288
what now is

>>736971288
make a new thread and link it

>>736970949
Stays in your room for weeks, no one notices a thing. Right.

OH MY GOD you fucking idiot.

You could have bought condoms the days before. Are you fucking retarded????
You try to fuck a girl for days and then say no because you dont have condoms????
You making me rage you autistic garbage

>>736971288
I'm almost certain that the pictures you've been posting with the stockings and shit are traps.

>>736970949
Like the story, but amerifats want to sleep.

>>736971070
it does
at least outside of america
what's there to pretype
>didn't go to school for weeks on end because I faked heart disease
>aced my finals
>still managed to graduate with decent grades

ITT: op fucks hobo, hobo eats his prego, hobo is almost prego, hobo joins the labor force

>>736970949
Welcome to /b/ you piece of shit.

What did you expect?

>>736971397
Almost?

>>736969243
*clap* *clap* Bravo anon