The story of how I became the coolest non-prep/non-jock loner

>>736958490
More Danny!

Cont

>>736958490
Pre type your shit nigga, I ain't got the attention span for this shit.

>>736958935
This

>>736958490
Continue, this sounds just like my time in high school.

Hurry up op ffs

Op come on!

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come on op you're killing me

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Bump

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FFS OP

Jesus Christ OP hurry the fuck up

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(Continued)

>8th grade, chilling out, weed worked wonders for social anxiety.
>Still smokes with Sophomore friend (now Junior).
>We meet up one day at his place behind two sheds.
>Smokesmokesmokesmoke
>"Dude, you are the coolest middle schooler, like, in the world man."
>Tells his friends about me.
>FF to freshman year, blends in with the loners and nerds, my name is already known throughout the school.
>Still need to make my own rep though.
>Smokes with Junior friend (now senior) before school even starts, comes to school high every other day.
>Rumor gets around that I smoke weed, no one asks me though.
>Senior friend comes to school with a square of aluminum foil in the back of his phone case.
>I ask: "What is that for, making a bowl with? I just threw an empty can on the trail, we can go and get it if you want."
>He responds: "Nonono, this is has something special in it."
>My interest is piqued. "What is inside?"
>"10 hits of acid man."
>shitbrick.jpeg
>"Yoooooooo man. Lemme try."
>He considers, than rips off a piece of paper and foil, wraps up the single dose, and hands it to me.
>It's fucking tiny, smaller than my pinky nail.
>"Dude, is this it? Is this even a dose?"
>"Dude, that's two."
>shitmoarbricks.gif
>"Holy shit man."
>Day passes, he checks out early, I go home with acid in my pocket.
>8:00 PM, his words echo in my head. "You better not be doing anything for about 12 hours."
>School is at 8:00 AM the next morning, I wake up at 6:00 AM.
>Pops both doses anyways.
>9:00 PM in bed, watching minutes go by on my alarm clock.
>Start feeling funny
>"Oh."
>"OOoohh."
>"Hehehehehehehehehehehhe"
>Starts waving hands in front of face and silently laughing at my hands.
>"hehehehehehehehehe"
>Puts hands under pillow at 11:00 PM, listening to individual fingers talk about some government shit.
>"Woah."
>Goes to sleep at 12:00.
>Sits up exactly one minute before alarm goes off, turns off alarm.
>Feel like I slept for a full year, not for 6 hours.
To be continued...

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Ill keep bumping with Mariah

>>736960094
source me up

>>736960440
bull shit you can sleep while tripping

Bumb

>>736960440
If you still have to write the next part im going to sleep

>>736960828
this sleep time bitch niggas some of us have jobs so we dont use punctuation

>>736960440
you alive>=>?

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why don't people pretype these sort of posts into notepad before starting the thread

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>>736960520
Mariah mallad
I dont think she has nudes

>>736961304
Gonna need an image sauce anon

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(Continued)

>Walk to school, feeling bright and chipper as fuck. Say to myself "What the fuck did I ta- Oh yeah..."
>FF to next year, Senior frendo is gone and I am loner.
>My rep had been crafted, am now the most known non-jock/non-prep kid.
>Acid wasn't my last psyche. (And I'm not even out of HS when I type this.)
>Know my Senior Frendo's connect for psyches.
>Gets D-M-FUCKING-T.
>Gets home one fateful day, parents are out.
>Rigs up a lightbulb like a crack pipe and smokes DMT at 4:00 PM.
>Within the minute, I blast off from the face of the Earth and into outer space.
>Am in a new universe, story for another day /b/.
>Come down, parents aren't home yet, feel accomplished.
>New rep...
>Now known in my friend group as 'The Psycho Psychonaut".
>Now friends with most people in school.
>Now midway through Junior year.
>Now people know me, know what I do, and ask me to be a connect.
>Now am loner psyche dealer that no one would expect.
>Now more popular than Jocks and Preps.
>Now infamous.
Welp, there's my story. Hope you enjoyed /b/.

>>736961443
drugs are bad, mkay?

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>>736961322

>>736961662
M'kay.

>>736961443
so anticlimatic, fucking hell what a loser

>>736961443
Underage.

Get him the fuck out mods.

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>>736961376
wish i knew

>>736961443
Sounds like my Highschool years except I was called "Doc"

>>736961803
Nah, just because I said that I was still in HS doesn't mean that I'm not 18.

>>736961443
Good that you can deal with drugs well, enjoy them and feel like they contributed to your social wellbeing.
Just a quick headsup however for you own health and others that this shit has consequences if you aren't very carefull and you others might not have the tolerances you have. If you don't give a shit about others and are general edge, it won't look cool if you passed someone a mentalinstitution or even lethal dose of some shit.

t. guy sensitive for psychosis that got unintentionally fucked up by some of my best friends.

Also probably underage but w/e

>>736961443
underage fgt. shouldn't do hard drugs while your brain's still developing.

>>736961763
/thread

>>736961855
Found it

https://nhentai.net/g/169958/

>>736961443
Dude, you're the shit! I give you props my man. Kids around my hometown in CA drop acid once and are looked at as cool kids but you are a GOD
Will add however that I know many ppl that do nothing but smoke weed & cant eat/get grumpy/are annoying to be around without weed so I personally think it's better to chill and use it only every so often. I myself find myself too paranoid to enjoy weed but anyways hope you stuck to the trumpet my man that would be sweet if ya did!

>>736962281
Wow thanks

Have any interest in finding this one? >>736961855

>>736963150
I'll give it a shot

>>736962907
Hell yeah man. Playing Trumpet to this day. May not be the best at it, but it's great to play an instrument.

I may still smoke weed every other day, but I feel like it's making me a more sociable and helpful person, and have yet to experience any type of falling out from it. I value your opinion though man, everyone's experience is different with drugs.

>>736960693
This

lol faggot

>>736963150
https://nhentai.net/g/190997/1/

Here you go Anon

>>736961443
>dealer that no one would expect
>more popular than Jocks and Preps
>infamous

Enjoy prison in a couple of years.

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There's tons of people smoking bud and trying drugs in HS. You're not special and you're definitely not as cool as you think you if you need to try come to /b/ to validate that. Get real faggot.

To any hatefags saying that I shouldn't have taken drugs while my brain was developing:

While you may be right, I do credit my use of drugs to;
(Marijuana)
A. Loss of social anxiety
B. Increase in social activities and social efforts
C. Loss of aggression towards other students. Especially jocks.

(Acid)
A. My continued interests in preforming arts.
B. My open-mindedness.
C. My philosophies.

(DMT)
A. My interest in even GOING TO COLLEGE.
B. My interest in Automotive, Civil, and Combat Engineering.
C. Pushing the borders of my creativity.

(All)
Simply just making me a better person in general.
Please note that I am NOT suggesting that 14 year-old's go out and do the shit that I did. I only did it because I felt mature enough to handle it, not because of peer pressure, not because I saw it on 4chan, not because I saw it on TV, nothing like that.

All drugs effect everyone differently, no drug should be taken under, from, or because of ill-minded influences.

>>736964779
I don't have to validate shit to /b/. XD
I'm just sharing my story son.

>>736962056
Junior year of highschool?

Pretty sure that's 17, unless you're retarded and held back a year.

>>736963563
Dude, take some psychs and record improvisation on trumpet over a few backing tracks and call it a record on bandcamp. You can even make your username on there what they call you at your HS Psyche Psychustronuat or some shit. Hipsters at /Mu/ would love it. Use drugs to make something out of yourself like all the legends of rock did. Don't be some punk joke that can't get anywhere in life cause they're stuck on the high (like all the Locs in SoCal)

>>736965566
Woops, thanks for catching that.
Now as in the POV of the story, not as in today.

>>736965272
Those are all great things and we aren't all hating, but next to those things i would also serious consider your medical health. Try easing down and see how you fare without it or atleast doing things a lot less frequently.
I'm a lot more compassionate after doing X just a few times, but hardly ever or straight up don't use it ever now anymore while still enjoying those effects.

>>736965593
I feel man.
I'm not the best at playing Trumpet, though if I was, I would do what you suggested in a heartbeat man.

My interests are in multiple branches of engineering at the moment though, and I'm already in dual credit classes for my last year too. Engineering college (MIT I hope), here I come!

>>736962095
Bs

>>736966170
Believe me, I take my health into serious consideration before I think about Acid or DMT.

I actually haven't taken either in about 9 months, only marijuana. And even then I can take breaks from marijuana easily, no repercussions or cravings either.

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>>736966178
I'm off to hang out with my psycho emotionally manipulative girlfriend now but, take care PSYCH god

>>736966373
What part?

>>736966452
That's good, can't comment on the weed part because it fucks my shit up and never did DMT.

>>736964598
Holy shit thanks!

>>736966692
You're welcome dude

>>736966602
Loool. GLHF man, pece.

>>736965272
Man you put way too much info about yourself ITT

Not to mention your story was actually horrible.

I genuinely feel bad for you because i was that guy before, and you will burn out with time. Just wait

Seriously you will be in jail or in a mental institution within 5 years and that's a promise.

Real life isn't Mac and Devon go to high school meets Seth Rogan and Snoop Doggs lovechild. Real life is getting your balls stomped on as your parents are killed in front of you as you stay awake every night bungry, waiting for the heat to turn on when there's no motivation to even work, let alone get money for good or electricity. Then you're homeless and hallucinating that you're comfortable at home but really you're in fetal position over sand in the highway crying and screaming until somebody asks if you're okay. But really it's just your own mind in your room and you can't functions socially or mentally as a person to the full extent.

>>736966960
what kind of drugs?

>>736966605
Acid didn't mess you up you're just weak.

>>736967230
Dmt,acid,weed, specifically only those 3

I'm not even able to hold a job these days because of insanity

>>736966960
You're fucking hilarious man. XD

I know I'm going to burn out, but I don't care. It's called life.

My story was my story, it's just your opinion that makes it horrid.

I highly doubt that I will spend over a month in jail, cause if I get pulled over by a cop with weed in my car, I will straight up tell him "Yeah, I've got pot in here."

And as for that last part, thanks for the reality check, but I make my own euphemisms for how shitty life is.

i don't get it? you used a senior for drugs, spaced out twice and that makes you popular? i think you overestimated your popularity.