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I'm homeless with my disabled mom. We sleep in the door

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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I'm homeless with my disabled mom.
We sleep in the door way of a storage place.
I'm trying to find a job but it's really hard.
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>>736954164
cool story, bro
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I hope things get better for you man. Also take advantage of your mom she's prob super vulnerable
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Here's my mom
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pics of your mom
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>>736954354
>>736954428
Nevermind. Whale/mudnigger
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Here's another pic.
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>>736954164
>>736954428
>>736954568
ur mom must be super proud of u
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The little room we stay in.
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>>736954164
>>736954428
>>736954568
Dude.. Honestly consider jumping off a bridge. Im sorry man but your life must be hell
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I'll deposit money into your PayPal account if your mom takes nudes for b.
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>>736954738
yea same ill fork over a tenner
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I used to work at sports authority but it went out of business last year and our landlord died. So our apartment was sold and everyone got evicted
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>>736954849
Is there not government assistance for that? I think in canada there is
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My aunt lets us shower at her place.
We ideally go to the library during the day and use food stamps to buy cold food.
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You could find a job, you're just a lazy piece of shit that deserves to live in the gutters.

Let me guess, dropped out of highschool so no GED? Wont take a job at fast-food because "it doesn't pay a living wage"?

Come on nigger, just get a job and start acting like a respectable human being.
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My mom applied for social security.
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>>736954164
If she's disabled she could probably get disability, you have to head up to a welfare place though with documentation of what she's disabled with. It wouldn't hurt either way to head to one and see what they can do for you.
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I don't care what Trolls say. I know my story I just wanted to get it out there.
I did finish high school and had a good job till they went out of business
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>>736955180
Thank you for your kind words.
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>>736955020
I had a job till it went out of business and I did finish high school.
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>>736955183
N I G G E R
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>>736955394
Wrong
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>>736955367
Then work at McDonalds? What the fuck?
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>>736955481
I applied there too but no luck.
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>>736954164
cry me a fucking river nigger
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>>736954738
Honestly I'll thrown down 400 if there's a legit email address on actual paper held up by her
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>>736955524
You like to use that world a lot I see
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>>736955641
She's 54 years old she's no model
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>>736955367
My current company and my last both have constant openings, but people don't want to work.
If you wanted a job, you'd have one.
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>>736954164
have you tried cumming in her mouth?
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>>736955479
Can you get her barefoot?
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>>736954164

>Be me.
>Don't care

You are a fAGGOT.
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>>736954164
goodluck anon. I was given everything in life, but both my parents were in similar situations to you. i hope similar luck finds you as it found them
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>>736955724
You realize I only have two pairs of cloths? They aren't interview cloths either so that's why I keep getting turned down after interviews.
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>>736954164
If you're not trolling get your mom to hold a timestamp and I'll give you some money on PayPal or Google wallet. Be sure to include it in the post so I don't give it to some faggots itt

I got $90 to spare and that's good when you're homeless.

Western union if anything with credentials is an issue
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>>736955183
If youre not trolling i legit wish the best for you two and can only suggest going through welfare/public housing to get assistance. Good luck
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>>736955718
Nobody cares we just want the n00dz
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>>736955884
Thank you
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>>736954164
What state do you live in?
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>>736955718
I bet her spread asshole smells like literal heaven on earth.

Unwashed.

Natural.

Musky.

Warm.

Greasy.

Sensitive from lack of stimulation.

9 yards.
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>>736955918
Go to goodwill? Can get decked out in a grandpa suit on the cheap.

The only thing holding you back is your own laziness.
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Hands look soft. Try searching CL for random gigs/manual labor. Shit when I was still in school some rich guy payed me 50 bucks to assemble a flat-pack wine rack.
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>>736956131
Kantucky
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>>736954738
thats dark. even for 4chan.
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>>736955921
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>>736956161
CL is great for oddjobs!
I once had a man pay me 70 bucks to assemble his prostate from the inside. I was back in grade school so it was good money.
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>>736956131
Illinois
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Holy fuck this is amazingly depressing, here's me being comfy in a house
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>>736956307
Lurk much more
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>>736956307
Im being serious though, that's the funny part. You're the dark one here, wanting to see the negativity. I'm the light this dude needs
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>>736956380
Bro I'm a realtor in Illinois and I could help you guys get your shit together if you show your mom's spread asshole with a TIMESTAMP
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>>736956158
You need money to buy stuff at goodwill I believe.
I'm also mentally disabled I have PTSD from traumatic event from when I was younger. I use to have a cat who helped me with my anxiety and depression but I had to surround him to anti cruelty when I lost my apartment.
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>>736956509
I would seriously donate $80 for a picture of your moms hand on your dick
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>>736956368
I could try CL again. The first time all I got was spam.
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>>736956437
We both know you're in a storage room somewhere in America just trying to act privileged
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>>736956581
PTSD fucking bullshit. Just jump off a bridge and improve the human condition.
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>>736956625
Prove you have the 80. I'll post proof too. A few anons throw in 80 and we'll get this dude some clean clothes and good for the week
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>>736956437
I like this guy.
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>>736956659
My house is worth 1.2m in south Florida homie
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>>736956659
I'm really homeless I even have a YouTube chanmel documenting our homelessness
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>>736956495
i do. op set himself up for this shit, true. seen it before too. but i said it was too dark then. still say its too dark now.
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>>736956217
I luve in Lou, Ky. Goodwill has suits for 5$ McDonalds is hiring, there are 10 temp agencies that hire with misdemeanors and dont require interview clothes. Mkst pay above 11 an hour. Quit being a lazy shit bag.
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>>736956380
If you have a driver's license, get a job as a lot attendant at a car dealership. They will hire you even if you show up in jeans, and most places give you a uniform.
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>>736956793

your parents' money is not yours, faggot
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>>736955479
Spic, go work the fields
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>>736956836
What's the name of the channel? Hope things get better for you man
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>>736956887
It's still comfy
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>>736956722
Take your own advice. People like you are why so many soldiers kill themselves being to ashamed to get help. You're fucking cancer.
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>>736956935
Here's a link to one of my videos
https://youtu.be/79ireFuB-10
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>>736956437
kek
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>>736957044
Thank you for defending me
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>>736956368
kek

underrated post
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>>736956581
Your cat didn't really love you. The same way your mother doesn't love you. The cat was there because you gave it food and a place to live, like a responsible owner should. Until you couldn't. Then it left. Your mom should be doing the same for you. But she isn't. She fucking hates you. She wishes she could die but then you're still staining the planet with her genetics so she knows she has to stay in for the ride a bit longer until it's not as tragic on your fragil, broken mind once she leaves the planet for good like God planned. You're literally wasting time. Please show me the soles of her feet while her legs are dtretched behind her head. I'll find a way to hook you up with like 8 Snickers bars if you can do it, and man do you guys need it. you're not yourself when you're hungry. sometimes you end up in a storage unit closet venting to 4chan when you're hungry. eat a Snickers.
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>>736957060
Hahahshah why even live
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>>736956793
Doubt. What's your address? I'll look it up to confirm

Based on your IP you're somewhere between Clearwater and Tarpon
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>>736956935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3asPo9900o

Hope you like it
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>>736957140
Wow that could be a copy and paste meme.
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>>736956509
buying the last piece of dignity off them for a laugh? dont matter how you try and light it. that's rotten.
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>>736956836
That's fucking sad man. I hope you guys get killed to save energy for the rest of us

You know, the ones who contribute to the society you freeload off of

Even taking up out internet data

Ffs
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>>736956581

Well, wear your clothes into goodwill, change into something nice, replace your old clothes on the rack and walk out.

Some salvation army thrift stores will spot you like one time for clothes. Also explain your predicament and they might even hook you up with shelter/shower etc...

Try a church a lot of them have clothes closets
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seriously OP, craigslist

go do odd jobs where it doesn't matter what you wear.
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>>736957060
can you post more of your story? Like you only have two pairs of clothes but you had a job before like what happened to the rest of your clothes? How did having a house / apartment and things and a cat go to one cart of shit? also how are you paying for a phone plan?
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>>736956844
Nah that's too much work I just want to eat fast food and burn out in this storage room with mom so I know she's breathing right
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>>736956880
I don't have a car
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>>736957360
Okay I'll do that.
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>>736957392
When we got evicted we only were able to grab a few things.
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>>736957392
I'd assume wifi, and a phone with no plan
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>>736957392
My aunt pays for our phone so she can keep contact with us and so social security can contact my mom.
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>>736955020
kys tbqh fam
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>>736957258
You coming over for a swim brah?
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>>736957295
>implying they have any dignity left
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>>736957645
Looks nice
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>>736957513
>>736957634
no other family in the area? also like other anons said look on craigslist for odd jobs. also what about unemployment?
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>>736957430
No shit your mom walks the streets of humboldt with a stroller
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>>736957456
do some odd jobs, then go buy nice interview clothes and start applying while you keep working
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>>736956336
>smartphone
>tablet
>poor

I think I found the problem.
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>>736957060
Damn gay too, fuckin unlucky bro
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>>736954164

OP is a schizophrenic Berniebro, check his youtube videos. No gibs
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>>736957269

If you are still in LA you can go to Chrysalis, after you sign up and go thru orientation, they have a clothes closet where you can borrow interview shoes and clothes and they give tokens so that you can go to interviews.
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>>736954164
work in a grocery store, meat department, they pay you more and I come home with barely spoiled meat all the time bro, i made 300$ in one week, can pay rent easily.
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>>736957645
No but I know you're black, and thats not realy okay tbh.
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>>736957746
We did stay with my aunt from August to November 2016 but her landlord said we had to leave or she'd raise the rent on my aunt.
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>>736957044
Soldiers that end up with PTSD are 'cancer', they can fuck off and kill themselves in droves for all I care. It's just a bullshit excuse to be a pussy, if you're that fragile stay out of the armed forces.
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>>736957524

you can get free "obama" phones... WiFi is free at Starbucks/McDonalds/Panera Bread, etc..
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>>736956437
Lmao...
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>>736957855
Me?
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>>736957734
if they didn't you wouldnt have to pay them
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>>736957392
My dad are my ass when I younger and my mom tried to fight him
Pop
Bam
she hit him in the head with a pan

He flipped out and broke her legs

the rest is history as our depression crumbled our lives inward

What type of man does this to his family unit?

He now has another family with 3 kids and he even pays for his wife's son
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>>736958003
I know we go to McDonald's and Starbucks a lot.
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>>736957769
you do know they practically give that shit away with plans now. right?
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>>736958061
Thenig whopostedPig
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>>736957901
You couldn't scrap some fucking money together?
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>>736956437
Me to I just had a warm shower Anon ;)
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>>736957956
Okay super man, you go join up and prove you're not just a coward with a keyboard.
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>>736958088
Wow. You really got me there!

They have plenty of dignity
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>>736954164
Dear OP, if you legitimately have PTSD or any other mental disorder, try and find an MHMR or equivalent. I used to work there and they'll generally help people like you, find jobs or at least help you need. I know it's not perfect, but give it a shot.

Also do you have a paypal or anything I can donate to? What's the best way to help?

Pic unrelated.
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>>736958191
Trap confirmed autist
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>>736958191
I still get to shower at my aunts. That hasn't been taken from us yet. We just don't have a home.
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>>736957956
Wow, what a well informed person you are. Im sure you have a background in psychology, and your opinion is worth something.
Good Job!
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>>736958191
Nice nice bout to eat some good food...so many choices
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>>736958311
I had a PayPal i used my aunts bank account because she let me. But someone hanked my PayPal account and took money from her bank account that was connected to my paypal.
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>>736958443
I like spaghetti and I like kraft dinner
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>>736958443
>good food
>premade frozen shit
Pick one
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>>736958505
Okay I hear you man. Is there anything I can do to help? I don't expect you to necessarily want to hear this, but for what it's worth I'm praying for your mom and you. It might be worth nothing, but it's about all I can do if I can't send money your way : (
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>>736958443
I ate canned raviolis not too long ago. You can see that in the original picture I posted.
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>>736958357
>>736958104
>>736957901
Looking at some of your videos, don't let your mom get you down. She is just older and probably regretting alot of choices. Putting alot of pressure on you so she is trying to distance herself from you so you have a better chance alone. Just try to shrug it off as much as you can and work hard to prove her wrong.
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>>736958630
Well I'm glad you care.
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>>736958697
>work hard
>prob her wrong

You mean leave her alone to die in a situation she doesn't deserve?
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>>736958656
I'm going to hell
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>>736958697
Also because she can't by cigarettes anymore so she has nickteen withdrawal. It makes her really depressed.
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>>736954164

You need to get to a park and see if some of the OG's in the park can turn you on to feeds or what churches have handouts of clothes/food/training. If some give you the cold shoulder, keep trying as there are always cool people that will help you
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>>736958711
>711
Confirmed you get breakfast there
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Itt op using his grandma to scam retards off the internet and trolls trying to make op kill himself
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this thread and your life is way too fucking depressing.

im super sorry for you anon. i wish i could help, but if i'm going to speak on behalf on most of us posting in here: we're all just a tad bit too damn selfish and comfortable with our own life styles to go out of our way to help a stranger...

i hope things turn up for you buddy.
i've never been homeless, and i don't know you well enough to merit whether or not my advice is solid:
stay motivated, dont fuckin give up. dont EVER fuckin give up. get out there, get a fuckin job anywhere. anywhere at all. take whatever life shits at you, and you find a fuckin way to make it WORK!
you got tons of good tips here already - go to the gym and shower for $10 a month, go to goodwill and get a button up and khaki pants, etc.

godspeed you glorious bastard. make your mama proud!
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>>736958806
No, Like make it out of homelessness together because it seem like she thinks it will be too hard for both of you to do it and you have a better chance alone.
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>>736958906
It's real, people are really struggling anon. /b/ is really a shithole
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>>736958906
I'm really homeless my YouTube channel proves it but you believe what you want.
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>>736957645
fuck Florida, can't wait till you all sink into the Atlantic. At least what is left after the hurricanes pound your shit state into wood chips.

>inb4umad
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>>736958833
Nothing good is in humboldt park, trust me...I'm not op
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>>736958910
I really only need 10 so my mom isn't withdrawing from nicotine and things should fall into place

She won't be depressed
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>>736958910
Thank you for your kind words.
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>>736958906
My anal bead videos on pornhub are much more popular than my YouTube videos but thanks for caring.
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>my ex is disabled. she gets about $800 a month, and has access to public housing / food stamps / etc.

It isn't a great life, but it is a roof over her head. I live in shitty ass arizona who basically hate their poor. You live in a blue state - what am I missing here?
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>>736958711
I do care man. I know it can be hard to see all the hatred and cruelty people may throw at you, and it's hard to focus on the positives, but I absolutely would have been homeless had it not been for my family, who were in a place to help me. Had a bachelor's degree and everything, but things just....collapsed. Now I'm lucky enough to be a therapist.

My point being that they just don't know any better, as they have never been in that situation. I fully encourage you to consider it your "fulltime job" to get help and resources. Don't give into despair and believe that things can't get better. Most importantly, don't give up on yourself, or your mom. I don't know your circumstance, but you can do this. It may be hard, it may suck at times, but you can do this.
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>>736959019
It's where our places is too get food stamps so sadly we have to go down there when they request us too.
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>>736958931
Is there any place we can work together?

I need to wheel her everywhere

Also she can't clean herself

Any jobs where we can work together and maybe showr in the bathroom sinks twice a week minimum?

Man 10 for cigs would make our situation reasonable right about now
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>>736959147
the fuck you have literal food stamps? I thought EBT was all electronic now.
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>>736958443
Why do you keep all your shit on it's side, stand that fridge upright ffs
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>>736958988
>works of fiction
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>>736959019

Well duh, find another park. I was homeless in LA, I know, there are good parks and bad parks. And those places that "help" homeless aren't necessarily there to help, just there to spend the funds from the government. You need to research your own "help" as in training programs, etc....

But what about churches? Not all give out food/clothes, but a lot do. Some will have "drives" where all can eat, etc...
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>>736955641
>>736955718
I think he meant basic timestamp, shit OP this looks rl depressing, I'd even drop some for you rlly. Just post any timestamp with her.

Hope things get better for you guys
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>>736956368
I'd like to hire a grade schooler to assemble my prostate, I will pay well
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>>736958998
I'm also PewDiePie. Check out my YouTube. It proves it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyFQVZ2h0V8
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>>736959292
IKEA does it, but you have to pay like $20 extra. But at least you won't get home and have a half assembled prostate because you are missing a screw or the right size wrench
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>>736959141
Yea I wanna be a comedian some day. I've experienced a lot of funny stuff in my life that would be good for standup.
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I hope everything gets better for you,all i got to say is that /b/ ain't going to help you.
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>>736959240

Thats what people call it still. You're right, its all electronic now.
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>>736959389
You're already there man. You got the internet laughing at you.
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>>736958833
You mean OH's?
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>>736958191
Fat ass fuckin cankles
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>>736959458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHDY5BgKf3I

"My mom and I are homeless. We lost our apartment when our landlord died and the building was sold and everyone was evicted. I had to give up my cat to anti cruelty and I lost my job because I had no where to shower or change. We have been sleeping in a door way. My mom is disabled and she sleeps on a chair well I sleep on a couch Cushion I found in the dumpster. Before that I had to sleep on a chair too. I'm using a stores free WiFi to get our story out there. We are in North Illinois can anyone help us? We've already been to a homeless shelter and it was terrible"
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>>736959458
Dude I have 90 wait9ng to go into his PayPal as soon as he shares it
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>>736959497
then why the fuck do you need to be in a specific park to get it, you don't ever have to go into that fucking office.
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>>736959530
Is this ylyl? If so I lost
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>>736959325
The pictures in this post and the videos on the channel I linked too match.
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>>736959534
Yeah I've got some for him too, needs it a lot more than me. Fuck even my life isn't nearly as close to being that depressing
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>>736959619
post a fucking timestamp if you want anything from us
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>>736958988
Think I'm way past caring about most things. Still big love for the original trilogy but fuck randoms and their random shite stories. Who does this? Homeless? Eat shit that's free
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>>736954258
oh, the old days. sure do miss them.
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>>736959220
10>>736959654
Don't give this fuckin kid money he's probably a heroin addict like every other homeless person
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>>736959654
>>736959682
This
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>>736959530
Now I have a place to shower and a phone. But no longer sleep on the couch cushion. It got wet and smelled bad so now I sleep on a computer chair.
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>>736959682
What's a time stamp?
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>>736959827
a piece of paper that say the time and date, also /b/ on it
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>>736959776
Never did a drug in my life.
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>>736959776
Correct

OP is a junkie confirmed.

Sage

Unless he posts timestamp with mommas wheelchair
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>>736959827
write the current date / time on a piece of paper. Hold that piece of paper near your mom. take photo of both at once. post that image.
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>>736959377
but it's going to be some fat Mexican that barely speaks English
I need some adorable lil grade schooler to deal with my prostate
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>>736959654
>>736959534
>when you don't lurk
also you're full of shit op
>I don't have a suit
so what? throwing bricks and digging trenches only requires you to walk on to any job site and say 'I can use my arms. what do you want me to do'
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>>736959827
>>736959868
Do it now

I'm in Illinois and I'll hook you up
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>>736959325
Hey Pewd I ran in to you on omegle two years ago, I showed you my penis and you laughed. Member?
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>>736959969
yeah! lol. We shared pictures of us both fucking young kids. was nice to bond with someone with the same interests.
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>>736959555

You have to still go to the office to check in to maintain your eligibility, because of fraudsters putting in for aid and taking cruises, casinos, etc. It has nothing to do with a park. In order to be eligible, you have to participate in training, etc.

If you were referring to "going to a park" there are a lot of feeds and handouts that are "hidden" some on purpose so the authorities won't close them down. Others because the handouts aren't plentiful. Used to go to one where the ladies owned a couple of mcdonalds and they would hand out two cheeseburgers and a coke, so was very popular. Others were individuals that you could tell were making food and handing it out, so they didn't have a lot, you had to have a personal invitation.
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>>736959868
Sorry my writing is bad.
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>>736959874
She doesn't have a wheelchair she uses a cane.
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>>736959870
I spent like $250 on crack over the weekend and still have all my bills paid, a place to live, plenty of food, weed, and cigarettes. That's what happens when you work hard.
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Where do you live anon? I would help you if you were close to me.
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>>736960057
post pic of both arms uncovered
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>>736960028
that doesn't sound right. your mom probably has to fill out 1 document once a year.

how often do you have to go in?
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>>736960057
A time stamp alone don't worth a fart, do it right
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>>736960057
faggot follow instructions. your mom needs to be in the photo.
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>>736960057
>no artificial colors
Least you're health conscious OP
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>>736960057
ur handwriting is prob shit cause your an illiterate retard
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>>736960136
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>>736957269
Annoying mfker.
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>>736960235
both arms.
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>>736960198 there
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Every homeless person I know (which of course isn't EVERY homeless person, so I'm not speaking for everyone) is homeless for a very good reason. Essentially they aren't house trained, they have no respect for other people or other peoples things. If you are a decent person, one of your friends or relatives should help you out, but what is inevitably the case, someone has helped them out and they just shit on them and sooner or later worn out their welcome with EVERYONE and so goes it.
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>>736960235
White and homeless...

Confirmed meth/heroin addict.
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>>736960322
Boom
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i've been there. depending on where u live there are websites and communities that are dedicated to couch surfing or temporary emergency place to crash. sell anything you can. busk if you can dance or make a drum set out of trash can lids. find other homeless people to find resources for shit, in my experience i met some of the realest people when i was homeless. post ads for odd jobs, LIVE on craiglist, etc.

this looks like cliche stuff to do but i did it and it got me somewhat by. please hang in there.
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>>736960425
I don't even know where to get meth. XD
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>>736960013
Funny... People use that site for other things too you know. Just the other day I had lady in Bangaladesh show me the proper way to cut an onion. Btw I'm almost positive now your not actually Pewds
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>>736955724
>this is true for me so that means its true for everyone everywhere
fuck you
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>>736960235
It's fucked up how vividly you can see the blue green vein that's been neglected as a vessel it's entire existence in the universe even though it does it's job right, unlike the sentient being it occupies
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>>736960235
that is a well fed looking arm
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We need to see the whole arm to confirm no track marks from your heroin needles
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>>736960145

WTF? Oh, yeah, you have to report like every three months at a minimum. Your conselor can "summon" you for a meeting at random also. You don't show, your benefits don't come. Call your conselor, you have to start the "process" all over again of sitting through classes on how to write a resume, interview, where to look, etc..even if you did it all three months earlier. If you live on the street where do you get your mail so that they notify you? The shelter? Where a crack head files your mail, oh, I am sorry Mr. Jones, I filed your letter under "M" here it is along with the other three that they sent you.
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This thread gives m a warm fuzzy feeling inside as I appreciate my nice warm bed

I may be lonely and bored, but I have food, a place to sleep, internet and a shower

Fuck your life OP, that shit seems crap
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>>736960337
Open that soft drink and balance it on the plate to prove to us you're who you say you are. Just make it quick please
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>>736960552
Fat people end up homeless too and we still eat we just don't have a home.
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>>736960428
Is she ready
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>>736960337
now were fucking talking
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>>736957140
>trying this fucking hard
summer is here and it is a bad thing
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>>736960687
You happy?
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>>736960339
>>736960465
Tl;Dr
>x2
OP here
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>>736957645
>cigarettes
>monster
low class as fuckk
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>>736960337
>samsung mobile
>homeless
?????
pawn that fucker for starters as well as yours, get a couple of shitty mobies if you HAVE to have them.
Tomorrow I want you to wake up and have a decent feed if you can (a feed at least) and start walking.
If you have no clean clothes wash them now, Im sure you can get a hold of some liquid soap and water.
Put your clean clothes on and start walking. Any construction site you see, walk in and tell them you are available to work.
Kitchens, restaurants, do the same thing.
Holiday Parks, hotels, resorts, any tourist shit, go in and ask.
Go to your local secondhand and charity stores, tell them your situation and be completely honest, you'll be surprised what they can do for you and offer you.

You'll have a job, probably a few by the end of the day, most cunts apply online or ring for jobs now, most bosses will give you a chance for having the balls to just rock up and ask for a job in person.

good luck cunt, this isn't the end, just the beginning. FIX YOUR SHIT YOU CAN DO IT EASILY
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>>736960577
Kekd
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>>736960720
It's actually been oddly cold and windy here the last few days in Illinois
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>>736960574
that is for you though, not your mom. she should be able to get some kind of public housing - even if she has to wait a year or three. have you applied? are you on wait lists?
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>>736960124
Or if you're smart you can have that and more without working in a system designed to keep you working, because all those things you just mentioned go away when you do
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>>736960648
Ya'll niggas ain't got shit else to do and you cant even go curl some concrete blocks somewhere? Ever think this is why things are the way they are?
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>>736960514
if you really thought he was Pewdipie then you should really fuck off back to Facebook you summer fag
>>
Serious question to Everyone lurking ITT

Who contributes more to society:
Op of this thread
or
Peados
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>>736960339

You are right. Most are emotionally or physically handicapped, some are just difficult people/borderline personalities. Scammers, yes, Hell, there was even a F/A-18 pilot with a trust fund who thought it was "fun" to hang out with us in the park all day and get free food. Would go back to his million dollar condo at night.

There are people that don't make enough money to pay their rent/food/car because of child support/alimony, etc.

Very few are hard working enough to find their own way out. But then again, when you see them on the street, most of the homeless wouldn't make good workers anyways.
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>>736960806
You know there are a few construction sites over here.
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>>736960732
Far from it

Yet closer than you'll ever be
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>>736958443
>all frozen
everyone hates frozen shit
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>>736960829
My mom is waiting for her court date for social security
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>>736961040
>winnerinthemaking
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>>736960912
>Peados

Is those some kind of native South American?
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>>736960912
neither. Islam did. oh wait nevermind
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>>736960950
you look out of shape and the first couple of weeks will be hard but you'll adjust and can start buying some decent food, not high calorie low nutrient shit.

sleep will be your best friend in these first few weeks.
You can do it bro
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>>736957769
its like 200 buckos tops, you think that shits going to get them a house?
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>>736954164
Anybody else here happy to be comfy at home?
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>>736960648

Not to mention that if you are "physically": handicapped by obesity, a lot of time you can't even get an interview, no matter how hard you try.
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>>736956437
>30" tv
>twin bed

Welfare detected.
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>>736961158
Yea my aunt told me my weight might be the reason people won't hire me.
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OP here

My PayPal is working now. To those of you who said you'd help me

Please contribute now

I'll post it on a second once the card is verified

Nobody troll this thread anymore please
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Best of luck dawg. I've been down hard. I'll be honest man it was drugs. For about 4 years I lived place to place and was a lazy fat fuck. Then I picked up a low paying job and started working out. lost 90lbs then joined the Army now I have a nice house, kids, wife. You just have to stay motivated and believe in your self and don't be afraid to tell people you need something. I need this damn job I need the work.
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>>736960911
Dude I've been here since Christmas, so no I didn't really think it was him... but now I'm starting think it might be you! P-Dawg? My goo is all faw woo
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>>736961179
>buy the work boots that make the job more comfortable and easier to do which makes you more keen to go to work.
yes
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>>736961224
Yea I'm drink more water to try and lose weight
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