TOILET PAPER ROLL TEST/DICK RATE ALPHA DICKS ARE BIGGER IN EVERY

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Eh

>>736952205
longer than mine but i cant fit inside it

>>736952527
now thats a true alpha. how big around are you?

>>736952635
7.8"L x 6.5"G
Also, realised the only letters visible on my boxers is "trap"

>>736952752
I rate it 9/10

>>736951952
op what are those small child hands

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>>736953238
yea I got small cock and small hands what about it?

>>736953546
Where do I fin small rolls like this?

>>736953641
looks normal size roll to me

>>736953641
Lol bro I'm 8x6.2". In the united States if that makes a difference.

>>736953615
Kek
Suck my dick

>>736953705
I know, that's why I want one so much, it's kind special a small roll that olok bigger.

>>736953789
Thats what betas are for :)

>>736953759
Make a huge difference, I'm felling lurking /pol/ already.

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>>736953846

>>736951952
looks almost like a chode.

>>736953816
>>736953641
the reason the roll looks small is cuz he dick is Hugh

>>736954007
>>736953966
if u guys wanna spread my small dick on the internet go ahead

>>736954104
But i dont

>>736954017
You really need to show how big your dick is on internet to feel happy?

>>736954104
No matter if you have big, a sport car or go to gym, nothing can fix autism.

>>736954186
and that's fine to.

>>736954209
uhh im op i got dick less than 4 inches so no

>>736954326
You really need to show how small your dick is on internet to feel happy?

>>736954448
it gets me off so yea

>>736954209
I'm the "just a bit thick" guy. Showing off is fun haha

>>736954326
Why you go around saying you are op?
You feel so important?
You are not better than me

>>736954448
post ur dick pussy

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>>736954532
Atleast you are being honest

>>736954584
my dick or my pussy? You made me confuse.

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>>736954654
thanks. and im still op

>>736954930
How old is that ruler?

>>736954787
i mean if u have a pussy u know the rules so post tits. if u have dick do paper roll test

>>736954994
really old

>>736955008
And if I've none?

>>736954930
Why do you presume your ruler?
Its not that good i have a better one
Stop pretending you are better than me

>>736954532
Lolol get out of here bro. I posted that pic.

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Too thick to fit in and just a little longer.

>>736955168
Post butt pics

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>>736955304

>>736955304
every one has a butt :)

>>736955245
you have a better ruler or dick?
what do mean "better than me"

>>736955366
chekd
and
wtf is she kneeling in? and why?

>>736955261
getting into the range of a real cock

>>736955480
I don't know, but I really think he has I better ruler.

>>736955514
She deserved it.

>>736955514
its hard corn it hurts to kneel in

>>736955480
Dont try to act like if you were smarter than me too
Stop being so entitled for once, you are not better than me

>>736955720
ohhh yes sir/mam.

>>736955637
But why is she in this position?

>>736955819
Ohhh you are trying to be polite now?
You think you are so perfect "oohhhh sir"
You are not perfect and stop saying you are better than me, you are not better than me

>>736956008
probably to punish her for doing something her master said not to

>>736956102
Go back to /r9k/, he is better than you simple because he don't post his dick on a chinese cartoon forum..

>>736956102
yes sir sorry sir

>>736956008
The real question is, why I'm not make my GF stand like this?

>dick way longer than a fucking toilet paper roll
>go to get toilet paper roll to prove to strangers
>chuckle "almost big enough completely soft"
>too drunk to get hard
>:'(

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>>736957041
this dildo is bigger than me.size does matter there's a reason the don't make extra small dildos

>>736957254
What? I was just complaining because I have whiskey dick. I know size matters beta boi. Thank god my dick isn't 4 inches like you.

>>736957489
show anyways pretty please ;)

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How am I doing boys? Couldn't get it up all the way due to blowing my load moments ago but be brutal

>>736957607
>>736957607
You fag. I'll show if you post a pic of you dressed like a sissy.

Dick sticks out a good half inch or so, but I can just barely fit it in.

>tfw dick is wide but super flat (from top to bottom)
>tfw dick can look decent if viewed at certain angles but viewed from the side it looks like it was flattened by a car

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Need to shave the monster bush one of these days, lol.

>>736957753
Im not shaved and Im chubby

>>736957749
twice my size big boy ;)

>>736958011
Damn straight can't begin to fit in either

>>736951952

FUCK OFF AND DIE FAGGOT

MODS BAN THE FAGGOTS ALREADY

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Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in roll.

>>736958052
cant even imagine having something that big lol

>>736958011
Wow. You are a faggot. Why not just give up and become a trap?

>>736957940
This only makes you hotter

>>736958085
>>736957935
your big to :) i guess the small dicks don't want to admit to themselves they are small

>>736958254
uhh waiting for a better job then ill transition

>>736951952
My soft cock barely went inside and was about an inch longer than the roll lol

>>736958260
im sure my hairy asshole looks good to you. maby ill hop in the bath and shave

Where can I buy drugs in North Houston?

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Rate

>>736958344
Why you don't skip the trap phase and just kill yourself?

>>736958497
This. But if you are FAT not just "chubby" please do not even bother.

>>736958373
man so your bigger than me soft? what are you packing ;)

>>736958556
Small as shit/10

>>736958588
its like in between fat and chubby

>>736958556
is that all the way hard?

>>736958740
Not really tbh

>>736958683
You should at least start working out like a girl before transitioning (glute workouts, running, no upperbody weight training)

>>736958571
cuz i want smol bitch titties

>>736958826
yea i though so lol

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>>736953546
This is me. Just posting for proof

>>736958508
houston is absolutely inundated with drugs lol. if you can't find them then you're failing

>>736958683
les get a quick clothed pick and I'll tell you if 4chan wants anything else.

>>736958844
this next job is looking to be very intense physically which i hope will help. but yea i need to diet and visit doctors

>>736958879
And after you got bitch tits and still unhappy?

The amount of large dicks here is really triggering me like a majority of these are two or even three times the size of mine. What do I do? Have had sex before but never more than once with the same woman and I am now seeing why.

>>736958928
Not actually big for a nigger. Mine is longer and I'm white.

>>736958928
>>736959105
Not saying I'm better though. You'd probs school me at basketball.

>>736959088
What do they call this humiliation fetish btw?

>>736959304
I've seen "SPH" before but it just makes me self conscious not arroused.

>>736954930
Hey, at least you measure that shit like a man, not trying to get fake inches by measuring from underneath.

>>736958978
they are coming up quick

>>736959088
op here im till a virgin so.. at least you have had sex

>>736959399
Check'd, so I guess you are just a sissy then? No little dick fetish or whatever?

>>736959728
Not even sissy I'm just a hairy burly big man with a small johnson wanting to figure out how others deal with it.

wait so was the one who said they were transitioning OP? sorry, I'm a little fucked up rn. I'm starting to fail the fucking captchas.

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>>736958978
heres 1st

>>736959832
Suicide, became sissies(just a longer road to suicide) or became cucks.

>>736959883
Abort

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>>736958978
2nd

>>736959928
Ah, suicide it is then, thanks for the advice.

>>736959935
:) see what i meant totally not ready