Filthy newfag here. Any thing I should now that will make browsing

let the butthurt flow

>>736951442
We're mostly secretly hot chicks pretending to be incel losers, every night we eat each others pussies and have squirting orgasms, but you have to know the password to be let in

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>Lurk moar. As in, try to resist the urge to post until you have browsed silently and see how others conduct themselves, how that goes for them, and what is and isnt bait etc.
>Don't bump threads you dislike.
>try to be original
>it's funny if someone is mad
>there is a time and a place to be a contrarian dick. Try not to be a sperglord
>tits with timestamp or gtfo
>never reveal your power level

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>>736951750
Oh and avoid any "fwuffy" threads, threads that begin with "*farts*", ANY ADVICE (except for this, I guess) and for the love of god don't leave any 9gag or ifunny watermarks on your memes.

>>736951750

I see. Format is still kinda weird to look at. How exactly are posts sorted?

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>>736952170
Threads are sorted by whichever has been posted in most recently. Posts that don't get responded to or "bumped" fall off the "catalogue" and get deleted or "404"
Threads get a certain number of image and text replies before they auto 404, and even before then they stop getting bumped. You can't edit posts but you can delete.

>>736952448

So basically, the reason I could t find my post at the top is because it was immediately pushed down by responses to other threads? Also, how do you know if someone replied to you? Just by furiously refreshing?

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>>736952605
>>736952605
Also, how do you know if someone replied to you? Just by furiously refreshing?
If you are on PC, yeah. I have an app called clover that refreshes whenever there is a new response. I'm a mobilefag so i dont know about any plugins for desktop. If you are on the front page you can search for your post by remebering the keyword, or putting "noko" in the field labeled "options" or whatever when you make the thread.

>>736952448
>>736952136
>>736951750
Hey i saw your thread a few days ago i think it was a feels thread of sorts but you didn't give a fuck about the twats that posted there

>>736952836
Hey yeah. I did do that.. I at least tried to give some people advice but I'm kind of shit at it

>>736952808
>settings tab at the top
>auto update by default

hope you are ready to become a faggot. after 2 years of trap threads I love sucking cock now.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

>>736953003
this

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>>736952948
Thanks for clarifying. I literally have not used 4chan on PC since 2010

>>736952921
At least you tried and Revi is best girl for me

>>736952808

Does that mean it's not possible/practical to be commenting in more than one thread at one time?

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>>736953140
>my nigga

>>736953195
It is possible and practical. On desktop you can just open multiple tabs and on mobile you can pin threads or bookmark them

I just share the thread via text if I want to browse more than one thread at a time

This is probably the most useful thread since I joined this hellhole...
But tell me, how does one "bump"?

>>736953389
by posting without saging

Write Bump

>>736953282
Ah, I see. I feel so enlightened that I am now able to browse the meme center of the world with some level of competency.

Just leave newfag, we're full

>>736953452
Thanks, so that basically pushes the thread closer to the 1st page? If not what does it do? Sorry still fairly newfag

>>736953537
But where else am I gonna waste my life away? Reddit is going stale, my man.

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>>736952808
>>736953133
>mobilefags

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4chans layout is pretty dated but you have to realise this is kind of a relic of pre-smartphone internet
>>736953435
I heard sage doesn't work now.

>>736953485
I guess it's good that there is one slightly less newfaggy newfag now, but this place isn't the memecenter any more. This is where people come to roleplay as anime girls and jerk it to traps. Anon just allows for a kind of culture you can't really get anywhere else on the net

Check out the other boards. /b/ is a cesspool

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>>736951442
Use Bengay when you jerk off, this gives a great refreshing sensation.

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>>736953667
How can i shitpost if I cant post while shitting?

>>736953726
/pol/ is the new /b/, you are welcome.

>>736951442
Don't ever bump threads from the sad autist attempting to force the andy sixx log of shit meme. It's sad but some people are beyond our help.

>>736953864
/pol/ is where all the neckbeards migrated too

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>>736953864
Pretty much. Or /bant/
/b/ is only good for real nigga hours feels threads and gets.

>>736953726
That reminds me, I saw some abbreviations for boards I couldn't find. Like on the gaming one, there were abbreviations for boards on individual games that I couldn't find in the menu(ex. There was a Zelda board, but I don't see that in the board menu) How do I access those boards?

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>>736953952
/pol/ and /r9k/ do both far better.

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>>736953952
Agreed my nigga

>>736953952
And reaction image threads.
Shits important.

>>736953662
Get off the computer and go to the park. Get a life faggot

>>736951712
Don't they him Stacey!

>>736951442
Get the fuck out now while you still can. I've been here since 2005, there is no end in sight...

>>736954305
>Remember, you are here forever.

>>736954219
>Get off the computer and go to the park. Get a life faggot

Says the faggot wasting life on 4chan

>>736951442
Understand the good days are gone, and it's because more of you keep coming in

Get out. 2009 fag here and it's ruined my moralities

>>736954305
Also: most threads are pure cancer and best scrolled past. Furry/fluffy ones and trap ones the highest level of cancer available

>>736951712
Me and my girls are into fisting creampies. We should meet sometime

>>736954372
Exactly. Early warning system is now in effect for newfag OP. If they choose to ignore, they hold responsibility

>>736954469
If you enter here, you don't have any moralities in first place.

>>736951442
2001 oldfag here, try to not ruin the place or I'll fuck with you, I've warned I'm trained in Gorilla warfare.