Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>736914681
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in >>>/trash/
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>Yui claimed
Hi not nothing
Thanks by the way
Hi nothing
Ok
Ok
Ok
Nice numbers by the way
>>736930051
Hi juisexual
One of them
ベストギャルクレモ
>>736928322
I play guitar (acoustic and electric), bass guitar, clarinet, saxophone, a little bit of drums, synths and keyboards, and I do a bit of singing though I'm not too good!
I have it as a hobby, hoping that I can have it as a profession, maybe become a famous guitar player or something. Maybe just a street musician for now, you know? Baby steps.
Well that's good. I suggest spending money on a teacher or if you have any friends that can teach you for free, go for it! But I'm not too good, started playing guitar mostly 2 years ago. Bass guitar I started a couple months ago but I tried to learn bass parts on my guitar!
My Carlos needs a new pack of strings, I picked it up one day and it snapped out of nowhere. That's cool. My brother is trying to get a drumkit when he gets his tax money.
I like live music more. I don't have a computer so I have to use really bad sequencer apps. I'm trying to get FL Studios for mobile so I can make my joke mixtape. Which is gonna sample lots of stuff. Like eatdatpussy445 and funny meme videos. I used to have it on my google account but it got disabled because they detected suspicious activity which was probably me with my fucked up sleep schedule!
Cool, me and my brother let each other play our instruments so I've been learning keyboard more lately. My keyboard has lots of cook synth sounds but you can't really edit the EQ and stuff because they're all presets ;-;
>>736928301
You should get a electric one tbh
I'm terrible at most if my instruments tbh.
In band class in middle school we had chair rankings for each section. I was mostly second and first chair in beginning band. I rivaled with a cute girl that I developed a crush on. At a school concert she kept on whispering to me between the ensembles that were playing how she should meet my mum and how she was gonna be my future wife. But turns out she didn't like me. But the year after I bugged her so much and played lots of jokes on her.
(cont)
Incoming best girl of the thread.
>>736930392
She isn't besto gal tho, is she?
>>736930051
Is there more than one Yui?
Still here
Claiming best girl.
Claim
I'm going to do something so i won't reply for a while
>>736929858
Hi
It's your turn now
>>736929870
:o
>>736930343
That's not how you reply to people
>>736930549
She is. Nigger.
>>736930635
Not even best gal smh
>>736930343
what a shame, not finding solace in a waifu.
>>736930392
hey dude
https://youtu.be/aJBKQ902MBA
>>736930568
i'm one of two that are active, but the other one hasn't been one for like two or three days
>>736930640
have fun doing whatever you're doing :)
claiming actual best girl
>>736929232
The floating gold yes. I've seen videos on that and that's a very weird indeed.
>>736929142
That's not my opening pick up line. But there does come a point in a relationship where they start to ask questions and I start to answer them in ways they don't like. Also that's an extremely cute sundress
>>736928987
Only if I can have a sleepover
>>736930263
Very cute
>>736930640
hi muffin
ok
I wish not muffin replied to me
>>736930640
Hi nothing
It is though
>>736931128
Hi juisexual
Ok
>>736931230
I did not nothing >>736930343
>>736930387
So I had to leave my room to say this due to I am banned on my pc... first of all mah nigga I have a fret less gender jazz bass I love it. Before I was in the profession I am in now I used to play music professionally as a guitarist. I've played shows with upwards of 2000 people. Keep t as a hobby because once it turns into work all of the fun is gone. Then it just becomes miserable and you become obsessive to the point where you burn bridges with what we're once your best friends that you played with. Don't make my mistakes.
I'm going back to my room now so please understand when I don't respond it's a lot of effort to go outside from 5 flights of stairs and no service until I'm well outside.
>>736931146
find solace in koume, she'll trust you unconditionally.
>>736931273
response machine broke
>>736930387
My point is keep it a hobby so it stays fun.
>hitagi
>>736931146
Nothing strange about sediments being kept circulation by convection currents :p
>>736931622
Hi juisexual
That seems to happen a lot
You should fix it
>>736931358
hi not muffin
that was a shitty reply
>>736931128
AHAHAHAHAHA! Nigga gets pissed off at whatever the fuck he listens to. Should have played some kpop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC2Iov1pCDg
>>736931141
Pffft no.
>>736931612
Is that you stapler???
She's really under appreciated for all the hard work she does
Claimed
>>736930387
you have to teach me to write that much lol
>>736929232
I think you two would be best friends then. But she'll find a way to harm you like she does to everyone else.
>>736929294
tell me!!!
>>736929297
even when she has that sword in her hand?
>>736931146
with me..?
>>736931612
that really sucks when having fun turns into a job. did you ever beat that girl in skill and talent?
>lost my chair so some cunt in middle school too
man i wanted to light that school on fire
>if i ever see i'm going to rape her, not really though
>>736931865
Hi not nothing
Sorry ;-;
>>736932354
Nooooo!!?
I feel weird being at home at 7:30 instead of being at work.
>>736932555
Workaholic detected
Work on then and make me muffins
>>736932555
I'd be weird for me if I was home in the morning and at work late at night. I usually wake up very early.
>>736932658
No. You can make your own muffins. Im not your maid.
>>736931128
I took a bath
>>736931230
Hi
Not ok
He did now
>>736931273
Hi
It's not
>>736932832
Nah I can not into baking
Not my maid, but my cook :o
>>736932883
Now set your alarm too and you did good
>>736932821
I normally work from 7:30 to 1:30 during uni brrak, till 4 while uni is in session. Im just on the late shift, 11 till 4 instead.
>>736932946
Im not a personal cook either. And muffins are easy.
>>736931622
She does and I do. What have you been doing these last few hours??
>>736931685
There's also nothing strange about me wanting a much less cropped version of that photo. It's just weird to think about. Like when they ask in Monty Python "and what else floats?" "...very small rocks."
>>736932354
That would most likely be a bad idea for her I rely hate getting stabbed in the back
>>736932474
fiiiiiiiine.......................
>>736932354
of course
>>736932395
hi not muffin
it's ok :(
>>736932883
hi muffin
yes ok
yeah
>>736933047
I set it yesterday
Didn't do much good though, i was tired and i went back to bed this morning
>>736933051
Now I have to get rich and employ you as my personal cook just to prove a point
>>736933256
Well set it again and try again
>>736932354
Kanade a cute! CUTE!
>>736931782
I just have to learn how to circumvent the conversation when I don't have a reply :o
>>736932068
I think he's just overreacting so people will keep donating money to him, but it's still really funny to see him get butt blasted and curb stomp his keyboard
>>736932883
sounds refreshing. I wont ask how it was though :o
>>736931141
that isn't even best gal
>>736930859
she isn't even a gal (ギャル gyaru, gal)
Its funny, Galko's name in romaji is Gyaruko which has Gyaru in it. Galko is the stereotypical Gyaru (Dont look that up and go on images, the 3DPD is too real)
What's also funny is there's an Otaku named Otoko and a tsundere named Tsunno
>>736932068
Oh its sausage.
I like her better when she's not a sausage, way cuter
>>736931682
Well I'm really poor, I got my FirstAct for Christmas and my Teisco I got for free from a guy who was giving it away. My Carlos was given to me by a friend of my mother. My mom bought me my bass in February. So I'm trying to make a little money from playing so I can get better equipment. My bass came with a little Fender Rumbler amp.
>>736932354
I don't normally type a lot tbh. I just love talking about music I guess...
Who's your waifu, she kinda looks like Eu without the helmet thingy
>>736931612
Who dis?
Just unplug your router and plug it back in. I always evade bans because my IP is dynamic and I either don't feel like appealing it or the appeal was denied on the random IP I got on my phone's data.
I can't really learn fretless instruments, they seem too hard because I don't know where exactly to place my fingers to play something and its harder to write tabs on one. But that's awesome, when I get enough money I'll probably try out a fretless bass or buy a double bass and learn how to play that.
Eh, I'm not worried about that stuff. I'm probably gonna stay as a street musicians and play local gigs at pubs and coffee shops or play at open mic. Maybe when and if my music career takes off I'll be playing at as big of shows as you have. I love music but I also hate it. Because if I wanna learn a part to a song that's too hard I give up and do something else. I've been in a couple of bands. When I was a kid I was a drummer in a band with my brother and a friend. I had a drumset made of trash cans and pots and pans. Hold on, character limit!
>>736933167
just sitting here and talking with you, I have also been watching some tf2 stuff on YouTube
Why you want less crop are you looking at my booberd?
>>736928854
Only when bathing. So good luck
>>736933239
Hi
No ok
>>736933308
It's still set for tomorrow
I might just go back to bed though
>>736933364
I don't like them much
>>736932883
Hi nothing
But it is
>>736933210
Yayyyyy
>>736933239
Hi not nothing
Ok ;-;
>>736933364
Hi juisexual
Ok do that then
>>736933683
Hi
But it's not
>>736932354
>>736933210
Oh my God. Goddess Angel bunny! I have nothing to compare!! And yes with you kanade a cuuuute
>>736933498
Goodness! I just really like those leaning front shots
>>736930942
>>736933618
hi muffin
yesok
>>736933618
hi not muffin
;-;
>>736933683
god damn it I'm going back to sleep >>736934048
>>736933308
You would have to pay for my trip over but Id be okay with it then.
>>736933580
Post more smugs.
>>736933167
playing g-senjou no maou, spending time with my too-loud nephew, and watching anime. how's that drive treating you?
>>736933618
shower > bath imo, unless you shower and then just sit in the bath
>>736933753
don't give me such irritated replies then :o
>>736933618
Very good
Try to force yourself to get up
Yeah going to sleep would be wise
>>736934260
Heh easy once I'm there
Just wait for it
Fucking shit niggers I had to retype everything because the page refreshed itself. Stupid fucking phone.
>>736933051
I usually go from 9am to 6pm or 7am to 4pm. If I ever work starting afternoon, I'm not here since my job's wifi blocks 4chan. The pussies.....
>>736933364
People will do anything for a quick buck. Gamers tend to act like they're not from those world to get moneyz.
>>736933392
Oh I get what you're saying. I googled images and god damn are they weird. It's the equivelant of Americunts trying to look Japanese.
Hey thanks. If she ain't a frankfurter, she's a babe. A babe with impossible to find lewds.
>>736934260
>>736933918
Mmmmm right, any other types of shots you like?
Bay be a low angle back shot?
>>736934048
Hi
No ok
>>736934532
I don't have a shower
>>736934603
I did get up, i posted here then i went back to bed
I meant in the morning
>>736934775
That is a decent first step
Oh, nah, fight through it
>>736934736
You've nailed the shimapan. I have a folder of around 2000 non lewd stripes. I loooove stripes.
>>736934532
Too-loud nephew. Nice. I did think I was about to get pulled over just now because the cop pulled out as soon as I passed them. But he just got off on the exit which is great because I have very obvious cases of firearms in my backseat. Although he would have probably just let me off
>>736934905
It's not good enough
Sleep is better though
>>736935142
Do you have any striped shots of koume?
It is also hared to fined good pantie shots of yuno
>>736934680
that streamer I linked you coincidentally was on judge joe mathis, in some case you only hear about in the hood.
>>736934775
no shame in that. do you live alone?
>>736935142
i felt like i was gonna get pulled over some time ago. was right behind a cop and he turned his siren/lights on, luckily he just flew right past me.
lucky you though, no bullshit on your driving record :o
how much longer is the drive?
>inb4 waifu lewding happens
>>736933822
Hi nothing
Does it matter
>>736934133
Hi not nothing
:o
>>736934532
Hi juisexual
What am I meant to say?
>>736932555
Start cooking lots of food for yourself to fill the hole. Or have a literally outback restaurant and serve food to roos and emus and ostriches and stuff. Don't feed the ostriches ostrich burger though. Also when you serve the animals you could probably kill them to make food for other animals or start your own restaurant!
>>736933392
>>736931612
Continued
My brother played this toy guitar which had buttons instead of frets and it'd play guitar riffs in one mode and the other played single notes. My friend rapped basically. He made a rap about how it was hard being a kid and something about baby back ribs lol.
>>736933580
>snugs the smug
>>736934680
Yeah I tried to convince my normie friend that galko was hot and asked her if she's ever been with a gyaru so I looked up gyarus on google images and I got sick to my stomach.
>page refreshed itself
Get clover, nigger.
>>736934035
She ain't even a gal.
>>736935672
I'm gonna lewd the claimer of the purple midget girl tbh
Galko kinda is like big purple midget girl except she's less smug and more cute (in a different way than purple midget lady). And she's taller.
Who's gonna lewd their waifu? Hanako and Juvia aren't here...
>>736935647
I tried a Gibson Les Paul at Guitar Centre. Wasn't right for me tbh
>>736935248
It is good
Yeah sleep is very tempting but sometimes you just have to kick up yourself out of the bed
>>736935647
Is it really a coincidence for a nigger to end up in court?
>>736935957
Perhaps some things are better left in 2D. I'm sure some fags out there actually fap to those women tho.
Fuck jew.
>>736935672
i got you
Am I late gentiles?
>>736935881
anything besides short replies that make me think I'm annoying you?
>>736935957
did the guitar just not feel right?
>>736936302
he was in the right, though, link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFJtRCjwH2s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql_dEdMEjl4
>>736935647
Yes i do
>>736935881
Hi
Yes
>>736936023
It's not
But i don't want to get out of bed
Post pics of your waifu that you fapped to before. Does not have to be lewd.
>>736929950
Sawako taken to Tokyo
>>736936757
six years and counting, i think there is something wrong with me.
>minatsuki claimed
>>736936331
don't pimp your waifu out; pump her full of your love :/
>>736936634
do you like living alone?
>>736936757
pls no see first comment
>>736936634
No one wants to
But life happens outside of bed
>>736936331
Damn, look at the perfect peach private part, definitely would make a few dollars on the streets
>>736937177
Nothing good happens outside
>>736937104
I wish i could live with my bf, but living alone isn't bad
>>736937364
Good things can happen everywhere
I am off to bed good night
>>736937472
So why would i need to leave my bed
>>736937364
>wish i could live with my bf
>other anon calls you a faggot
>claims tomoyo
fuck it's confusing
>>736937328
sawako is probably unhappy with how unfaithful you're being
>>736937509
stop lewding your waifu you fucking bitch
>>736937641
What's confusing about it?
>>736937525
So you don't die of not moving
Or dehydrate
>>736936373
Hi juisexual
You're not
I just don't have much to say ._.
>>736936634
Hi nothing
It doesn't though
>>736937795
well if you're a fag then why claim a waifu, but if you're a girl with a bf and claiming a waifu you're still a fag, but if you're a fag and claiming a waifu it's only 50% gay
>>736937998
>one second from trips
if you find a waifu i'm sure you'll have a lot to say, at least about her.
if that's not enough, why not be a rate anon?
>>736938081
Being bi is the best.
>>736937926
I still wouldn't need to leave my house though
>>736937998
Hi
It does though
>>736938081
I'm bi
>>736938081
Hi juisexual
I don't want one though
Too much effort
>>736938319
Hi nothing
It doesnt
>>736937641
She actually likes the idea of having another anime girl as a buffer in a sex act. Kind of like eating a salad before having a meal or a commercial brake in the middle of a good show
>>736937678
niouce tits
>>736932154
Yes this is stapler. I will be back tomorrow.
>>736933392
My biggest point was keep it fun. Don't let it turn into work. I miss playing shows.
>>736934723
>
>>736934680
I stay on mobile while at work, I have a personal mobile wifi that would work but it hates the kitchen I work in.
>>736934603
Id actually prefer to cook 2/3 times a day for fewer people than for all day for many more.
>>736936542
https://youtu.be/la8Vm8eV914
>>736936757
>fapping to your waifu
Fucking degenerate.
>>736938319
Yes you do
Get up and go to school tomorrow
And sleep soon
Goodnight
>>736938181
o i wouldn't know :/
>>736938319
ok that makes things clearer :o
>>736938443
how is it too much effort?
>>736938451
ooohhhh, i see. must be a lucrative business, then
>>736939078
haven't we all fapped to our waifus at some point?
>>736939078
But are you able to work as a kitchen chef for state buffets
>>736939114
Only if you're a degenerate.
>>736939175
I have done so before. Hated it, its more volume over quality.
>>736939114
Hi juisexual
Cause it is
>>736939251
Heh how qualified
But can you do austrian food
>>736935490
I have a few. This is all time best pic though. And honestly not that high on the lewd scale
>>736935647
I don't even dislike police officers that much. But I definitely have some shit on my driving record. I agree with you, a cop getting behind you really sucks
>>736938443
Hi
It does
>>736939084
I don't
I don't want to
No
>>736939114
:o
>>736939326
Im an internationally recognised cook. Schnitzel is all Id need right?
>>736939525
Austrian Australian, what's the difference?
>>736939525
A waifu poster that actually has useful skills, count me impressed. That plus Apfelspätzle and Backhendl, that should work
>>736939078
>>736936331
Well that's one I have saved but definitely not me. Who has done such a lewding of my koume??
>>736937104
Fear not yui
>>736937328
Please don't be lewd sawako. At least just explain what you would do not how it would be passed around.
>>736938592
Glad to know
>>736937509
Oh no you missed it....the stripes
>>736939078
Rory.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfg593CAv1I&t=1s
>>736939525
Oh and your potato salad game has to be on point
>>736939455
Yes
You have to
You should if you want to achieve success tomorrow
>>736939652
One didnt create Hitler and would probably have won the Vietnam War.
>>736939656
10 years in kitchens teaches a lot. Wouldnt take me long to get those down.
>>736940038
>potato salad
Russian, Slovenian or Americanised?
>>736939754
>
>>736939774
Hows things?
https://youtu.be/KDUU8H1P0pI
>>736940152
No
I don't
Maybe i don't want to
>>736939767
Word. I'm in the middle of a health and well fare on a building I don't live in. I'll be back officially tomorrow friendo.
>>736940262
Sounds like you are qualified then
Pff
Austrian of course, that's the way it has to be
>won the Vietnam war
Can't even win against Emus
>>736940331
Yes you do
now go to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5SrHopCQ9M
>>736939455
Hi nothing
Why?
>>736940512
I don't
But it's only 00:12
>>736940512
Better at jungle warfare than animal warfare. The Viet actually said that they fear Aussies.
>Austrian
So Russian with no peas.
>>736940674
But you probably have to get up in less than 8 hours
>>736940652
Hi
Idk
>>736940789
7
>>736940787
I think they meant Austrians
Ew russian one looks weird
Gotta be pure like this
>>736940844
See, perfect time to go to bed
>>736940262
A bunch of Dundees running through the jungle would be interesting
>>736940956
Ok
Goodnight
Ravioli ravioli
>What's going on in the thread-ioli
>>736939251
good thing we're all degenerates anyway
>>736939269
never too much effort to devote to a waifu
>>736939410
>shit on my driving record
knowing you i'm guessing DUI
>>736939455
why don't you live with him, though? too expensive? too far?
>>736939767
am no longer fearing, at least for the time being
>>736941391
hey dude, it's been a while :)
>>736940262
>
>>736941391
The usual
Fuck me. https://youtu.be/9bwLtZz7TuM
>>736941465
H-hi :)
>>736941476
as it should be
>>736941465
He lives in america and i live in england and neither of us have enough money
I'm going to bed, goodnight
>>736941567
Nope, If you took your shirt off, Id be as disappointed as you are when I'd take my pants off
>>736940844
Hi nothing
So it doesn't?
>>736941391
Hi
:o
>>736941465
Hi juisexual
I was talking about the rating thing
>>736941465
Hell no. Just some run of the.mill stuff. I really dislike drinking and driving. Lost some friends and seen some good guys go down hard because they were simply to stupid to call someone.
>>736941465
Yea I didn't post that butt....I mean. You probably looked...I won't hold it against you.
>>736941659
:(
Ni ni
>>736941714
H-hi ya fagg
>>736941623
haven't seen you around in a while, how've you been??
>>736941659
goodnight anon :)
>>736941767
Hi ya gringo
>>736941804
Good, just been busy with work and such, takes a bit of time to post here so if I am crunched on time, I tend to just stay on discord.
Just a random side note, I hate stereotypical black people.
>>736941924
Don't call me gringo you faggg
>>736941714
good man. good fucking man.
i looked, but i was not tempted. yuisexual now and forever
>>736941714
OH. well i mean i guess when the thread is this far in it's a little late, yeah.
>>736941957
oh? where do you work?
i also hate stereotypical black people, i think everyone here does.
How many IPs are ITT?
>>736942013
Are you not a gringo though
>>736942134
Hi juisexual
What -_-
It is :o
>>736942328
Gee, I wonder if there's a counter on this website for that
>>736942134
A catering and banquet hall, quite easy work tbh. Brings in little pay though.
Had to cater a stereotypical black wedding, was absolute shit. Asshole dj who didn't know what he was doing, that I could do a better job than he did. The only drinks being wine and kool-aid. The dj also only played really rnb-ish music for the first half of the wedding
>>736942400
So are you
>>736942400
maybe starting next thread? it'll be a lot easier to keep track then.
>>736942956
kinda like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlaKCrUepY0
sounds pretty shit though tbh
>>736942956
I know :o
>>736943241
Hi juisexual
No
>>736943241
I'd say that isn't too far off
I hope they put in a tip, but i doubt it.
>>736943521
:o
epic
Sometimes I can't tell the difference between Shinoa and Tristana
>>736943241
Hey jui, what chapter of G-Senjou are you at now?
>>736943241
we was kings and sheat
>>736943521
yes
>>736943693
>black people
>tipping
pick one.
>>736943923
Two, past the second chapter intro scene.
>>736944087
while whitey was still in cave
>>736944256
Second best girl chapter!
>>736944402
and who's best girl? I've always liked Tsubaki the most.
>>736943693
owo
>>736944256
Hi juisexual
But I don't wanna
>>736944489
I uh...
You know she's probably best girl actually. I just have a thing for white haired quiet girls (Kanade <3) but Shiratori is kind of not very good.
>>736944489
Are you a kike?!
>>736944609
if this dubs then you will
>>736945021
shiratori? I've never really had a thing for tsunderes.
Despite being a doormat though, Tsubaki is probably one of the best girls in AkabeiSoft2's entire character database
>>736945105
no, but Jewy may be :o
>>736945283
Hi juisexual
I won't uwu
>>736945283
even though i think tsubaki is best girl in g-senjou, it's still yui>tsubaki :)
>>736945600
wasn't dubs anyway :/
is this Waifu?
>>736945643
Hi juisexual
I know :o
>>736944256
I suppose I should expect none, but eh, suprisingly the spending of this couple was better than most white couples
>>736945600
I want you to hit me with a stack of $100s
>>736945701
Eh close enough
>>736945794
that doesn't surprise me very much either, tbh.
you don't always have couples like that, do you?
>>736945701
yes please enjoy your stay
>>736945794
so you just want to lurk/anonpost?
>>736945283
Yeah I'm not too big on tsunderes either. Tsubaki is definitely one of the best, yeah. Though I haven't read A-profile.
>also the best lewd scenes
>>736946002
What
Why
>>736946289
Hi juisexual
Anon post yes
I don't like lurking :x
>>736946289
I guess you were talking to me?
We sometimes do, but usually high payers go to other places to have their weddings.
>>736946470
I wonder how a stack of $100s feel
Explain juisexual
>>736946417
A-profile is one of their shortest works, and in my opinion, one of the least memorable. One of the heroines in that game, although I forget her name, is pretty great, though.
>>736946470
at least it isn't lurking :o
>>736946887
>>736946899
haha yes i made a mistake :x
what all do you do there? i mean yeah, make weddings possible and such, but what beyond that?
Also RIP to the thread, we're dead over here
>>736945964
nice pic
>>736947106
I mean... we take the food out and put it in chafers, then we take it out of the chafers we clean those, then bus dishes. Rarely I have to help cooks or do room turns
Claimed
>>736947106
I will probably pass on it then.
>>736946887
What do ya mean by a stack of 100$
>>736947106
Hi juisexual
Ok :o
>>736947417
do you wear those cool outfits with bow/neckties and shit? it'd be cool if you did tbh
>>736947615
sadly so. it's the only VN I've read by them that i don't care for.
>>736947643
ok ;O
>>736947643
A stack of $100 bills, just slap it across my face
>>736947702
We doooooo.
>>736947800
that's so awesome, man. I'd love to have a work uniform like that :o