anyone here have any fun naked / nudist experiences?
>be me
>go to the great horror campout
>an annual event with scary mazes and you camp out with monsters chasing you and stuff
>go to one of the 'scare zones'
>its set up like a big tiki monument
>they tell you to 'strip to please the great tiki god'
>its supposed to test your psychological fear of being naked
>being the ballsy fucker I think I am i strip to the nude
>Everyone else just takes off shirt or goes to underwear
>unfortunately for me if you go full naked they make you get up on stage and 'writhe' to please the great tiki god
>basically you get on your hands and knees and pretend you're getting fucked in the ass
>everyone watching me
>afterwards the hula girls lay you down on the table
>the tiki god comes out and lays on top of you for a second
>no idea whats going to happen
>he then hands me a fake human heart
>i win?
anyone else?
pic is me
bump
>was 15
>dared myself to go naked on a nude beach on holiday
>went to nude beach without anyone knowing
>went into the water there
>came out naked
which was the first time I did that
>>736929285
how was that? was it crowded?
>>736929285
>first time
was there subsequent times?
>>736929337
it was crowded, but mostly by old people as few young people do that
https://youtu.be/UeehJ-tocqU
I fucked a chick in the lazy river...does that count?
>>736929404
yeah young people dont seem that interested in nudism for whatever reason, especially here in america.
even in los angeles its hard to get people who are interested. just convinced a friend to go to the hot springs with me, we'll see how it goes.
>>736929536
tell us the tale
>>736929382
yes
>>736929285
some time later:
>walked down a nude beach
>someone took a picture of me but I didn't know that
>went back to the clothed section with clothes
>sis asked where I went
>apparently an acquaintance showed my nude pic to my sis
>>736929618
damn thats rude. its hard to take out your phone without people eyeing you suspiciously surprised they got away with that.
>>736929618
Then there was the time I photobombed some girls picture, who weren't naked.
and:
>was at nude beach
>saw a camera crew approaching from the beach
>got away fast
>>736929889
also:
>was hiking in the forest near 2 nude beaches
>younger kid yelled at me
>he was holding my trunks
>they must have dropped from my backpack
>lucky I didn't have to go home nude
>>736929568
>young people dont seem that interested in nudism for whatever reason
Nudism reduces the eroticism, which is what young people are interested in.
>>736930141
haha that would have been fun though. what made you decide to get into nudism? whati s it about it that makes you keep coming back? how do your friends react?
>>736930276
they act like its really weird to be into nudism and most assume its entirely erotic.
>>736930281
I used to be very shy, so I even wore underwear in the shower at camp, even when everyone else was naked. So I dared myself to do that and I was no longer shy, almost like the opposite.
And once I persuaded a camping friend to go with my, though only to a secluded section where no-one else was. We played some card games, and I joked about playing strip poker. He laughed, and said 'with a piece of skin?' since we were already naked.
>>736930818
kek well thats fun. I just got my first friend convinced to come to the nude hot springs with me but he keeps wavering and now hes like 'its okay if i wear shorts right?'
the only people i can seem to get into it are gay guys, and we all know how that tends to go
>>736930925
benis in the bum am i rite? :^)
Then also:
>was on the nude beach in the water
>standing on a mossy(algae?) barely underwater cliff that sloped
>was sliding away
>panic
>cliffs have sharp edges, falling on a cliff would mean wounds
>was sliding toward old lady
>grabbed her arm
>lady nagged at me that I should wear sandals
>>736931239
if they manage to slip me the roofie.
i just want to swim naked with my friends
>>736931297
kek thats an awful thing to do gonna bring granny down with you tho
>>736928616
are you a top or bottom
>>736931396
i only bottom for your mom
>>736928616
WTF IS THIS PICTURE
>>736931528
its something i made of my self to advertise a game night i host for nudists.
>>736931422
pegging is silly they can't even cum in you
>>736931713
what's your goal as a nudist? or what is your hope for society in general with regards to nudism? and how to you separate sexuality from nudism?
>>736931713
NIGGA YOU LOOK LIKE A GAY AUTISTIC MARIO>>736928616
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
and some short ones:
>walking naked on the nude beach/camping road
>clothed girls my age(back then) passed
>giggled
>kind of liked that, they must have had pleasant dreams
>clothed pool have entertainers who do evening shows and aqua-aerobics classes
>at nude beach
>entertained came to sit next to me
>still in uniform
>stripped down and tanned next to me
>at the nude beach
>was between people around my age
>went to talk for a while to some topless girls who spoke my language
>>736931364
well no, she wore sandals. and I wasn't sliding very fast, but nothing I could do to stop it
>>736931942
>goal
honestly just to be comfortable. i never realized how much i hate clothes. i do not look forward to a full time job as i dont like wearing clothes even for hours now.
as for socially i just want to be able to out side naked and its easier with friends. i mostly make new friends through nudism but id like if my existing friends got into it.
as for society im not advocating for change but id like it if there was more nudist beaches and more lax laws or really just more lax attitudes.
>separate from sex
mostly just by having fun. once it becomes more of a comfort/relaxation concept its pretty easy. i dont get boners around men, and there arent many women at nudist events let alone attractive women, so its not a big issue.
sexuality can tie in, but it doesn't need to. the same way clothes can be sexual but dont need to be.
>>736932429
if you can code, you might apply for the naked workplace
>>736932805
>the naked workplace
what is this?
no im in business management unfortunately.
>>736932912
Telecommuting. Code from home in your skivvies mate.
>>736932912
http://www.odditycentral.com/funny/company-looking-to-hire-nude-web-designers-and-programmers.html
>>736933081
if only i was a woman
>>736933017
apparently not
This happened yeaterday
>be me party hard on a random ass island where
>me and the host anon went for walk on the road, casual talk
> me spot people on the beach
> "let's go down anon"
>he first said no
> the he says the 3 naked bodies in the water and the last one wavkng us in
> "eyy let's go"
> get down, host anon wants to join, me to drunk and scared that girlfriend will find out and get mad
(Not to salty about it they were all 5/10 semi fat)
> more people start coming down there
>me and this girl stand there like retards
> the girls are now cold and start walking towards us, covering up boobs and vag
> holyahit is this a movie.jpg?!
> to drunk to boner
> ask if they need towels,
>"yes please"
>gif mester will see them naked
Hatched master plan at this point, I hold towel out, they grab, one hand= tits/vag, two hands=both!
>Win/Win!!
>I see each and one of them butt naked close up
>still no boner, kinda confused but they where not that pretty.
>still happy camper
> Ffw
>today I don't regret anything, saw more than those to fuck that ran in the water too bussy covering up
-I won
>>736934537
>>736928616
Does anyone notice he is holding an Xbox controller with a Nintendo background??
>>736934726
ive only had three people call me out on it.
I play nintendo games almost exclusively, especially at our game nights, but i emulate them on my PC with xbox controllers. everyone thought it was weird at first but the set up isnt that different from gamecube controllers so muscle memory takes over
>>736928799
I can't believe I just saved it to my wallpaper folder
>>736932119
this photo I found on here was close to where I went on holidays
>>736932221
why didnt u just swim or float
>>736935433
i was surprised how well it turned out, just had to adjust the colors a bit on my phone. its amazing that we don't even need photoshop or after effects anymore.
glad you like it though. im actually having a painting of it comissioned.
i walk around the house either completely naked or in skimpy clothes, and my mom don't seem to mind
>>736928616
is this one of those, turns out to be a summary of a game, pastas?
Crash Bandicoot?
>>736935486
it was and underwater cliff that was just barely underwater, if I went down that would mean I'd bleed. And there was no safe place to go. Those cliffs can be very sharp.
>>736935655
kek