Alright I've had it. We're going to settle this right

Because I have no idea what to talk about and the awkward silence kills my chance

>>736926343
I do
>Kill yourself you lonesome virgin

>>736927192
1) use that silence, comment how toy vel relaxed and not have to fill the silence with bullshit

2) when looking for things to talk about, remember FORD.
F-Family/friends
O-occupation, or school
R-recreation
D-dreams

Never underestimate the power of randomly telling someone about your repetitive dreams. But describe them vividly.

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She left 3 months ago after 2 years.

There's this little chick who wants the dick but I can't stand the people she associates with.

Shame, she smokes and likes to chill. My kind of fuck. But I'd rather cum into a sock then deal with that family of fucked up.

Everyone dies alone.
Besides, I just enjoy doing what I do without caring about getting a gf.

>>736928094
This. Also if you cant be happy/content without a girlfriend the you never will be.

Alcohol.... Only reason why I'll die alone.

>>736928172
bullshit, millions of years of evolution and instinct to couple and reproduce.

>>736927692
>tfw the only repetitive dreams I've had are falling into a swamp with alligators from a helicopter and being on a pier when it suddenly starts falling apart in squares and there are sharks below

Yeah, nothing gets panties to drop like trauma.

I'd rather die surrounded by friends, than a loved one, for whom i scorned all my friends.

>>736926343
I'm never alone when I have my tulpa OP

>>736926343
I got a wife and kids.

>>736926343
I don't need some slut which will cheat on me.
I am searching for that girl which will be with me if not forever then for long time. I have low standards and I just don't rate people of their looks. Have no idea why I want be with with girl which is suicidal because she rates herself to low. Maybe because that is what I am.

>>736930874
Pretty much this, I have a bad habit of going for damaged goods and then trying to build them up out of it so they love me. Once they have the smallest amount of self confidence they feel like they can leave me in the dust.

>>736926343
Because i haven't found anyone who loves me more than i dislike myself. And i dislike myself a fuckload.

>>736926343
my last one I had for a year and a half, great sex, anal\deepthroat on demand, just like any girl before her basically, pretty cool girl overall.

BUT she's a dumb fucking kid with nothing but retarded drama to offer and she's gonna monkey branch to some betafaggot with a lot of money someday so I didn't really give a fuck about her from the very beggining, might get another one soon if the sex is good enough, fucking around and working on my career in the meantime.

>>736926343
>implying something is wrong with dying alone
>implying I won't die in like 5 years from a heroin overdose or some shit anyway
>implying a bitch won't leave you with your money and kids, ruining your life
>implying you didn't mistype "boyfriend" you faggot

>>736931333
I think only way I could feel happy is seeing that I could make my girlfriend happy and feel better. That is only reason why I still haven't killed myself even I am half way at age 18. I told myself that there probably is that girl which is in same situation and needs me.

because my wife wont let me have one

>>736927887
How do I forget her /b/ ?

>>736932573
Took the words right out of my mouth, the thing I get the most out of in relationships is seeing the other person insanely happy because of me, at least for a little while. After a while this stops working as well they get bored and leave, I'm holding onto hope that there's someone who will never get tired of me.

>>736926343
I'm married you faggot

>>736932573
Same age and situation here, I wish you good luck, anon

>>736926343
I know i will. What of it?

>>736926343
>one and for all
and all for one, i guess

>>736928210
Honestly anything i can get my hands on, save heroin.
I dont get addicted to anythin, but if it's readily avail and will make me forget reality I'm gold

It kills me when i think about how licky i am with the birth RNG, but then the complete feeling of utter lowness rolls in and it's time to die

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>>736927692
This answer is even more autistic than being scared of silences.

FORD is what you use when you're trying to small talk with someone you don't know, never what you should use if you're actually trying to chat someone up

You want them to like you, don't be a boring uninteresting piece of shit.

Also value silences, they make girls feel awkward and can be used for all sorts of things.

>>736933035
Thanks. Same to you.

>>736933405
I do get pussy basically whenever i seek it tho, still unfufilling

>>736926343
Because the one I want is afraid to settle

>>736926343

Because I have a fuck buddy, whom I actually enjoy hanging out with, for more than just fucking. Why ruin a good thing with stupid drama and bullshit?

>>736927887
My gf just left me after two years. She used a stupid excuse too.

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>>736928524
Most people who spend all day in doors or on a computer (typical 4chan users) are also typically very low in testosterone. Sex drive disappears as a result and you get more and more virgins thinking they're happier without it.

Fine by me though, means more fun for less effort for the rest of us.

Everyone dies alone, with or without a significant other.


We.
All.
Die.
Alone.

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>>736930874
>>736931333
Also had this. It stems from insecurity and wanting a girl who depends on you to fix herself thus being forever grateful or reliant or whatever bullshit the mind invents. Basic male protective tendencies coupled with mental acrobatics

In reality these girls don't exist and everyone is their own person and at least somewhat responsible for themselves.

Cause i have to much stress and i am ugly working a underpaying job.

I'm a 31 year old male and loving just being by myself. My last girlfriend was a nutjob who stole my cat and tried to kill me so maybe that's got something to do with it.

>>736927692
HA dreams. Hey im such a loser that i cant even win in my own fucking fantasies. Recent dreams i have been:

Pushed off a cliff, stabbed in the back at the helm of a ship and lost in Vegas against a player who revealed themselves as the Jack of Spades.

Because the women I want to be with are all hot messes and the women I should be with are dull as fuck.

>>736933671
/thread

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>>736926343
98% of the women are either lesbians, feminists, or retarded whores. If I'm going to be with someone it's going to be someone who isn't a cancerous tumour, I would rather be alone than a cuck.

Anyways, have fun with your 2 dimensional gf who fucks a nigger/chad behind your back.

>>736926343
>Why don't you have a gf anon?
I'm not very good with women, but I'm working on it.
>Do you realize you could die alone?
Yeah, and if it happens that way I'm okay with it. But like I said, I'm working on it.

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>>736933651
I did fine the first few weeks, but recently I've been thinking about her again..

>>736926343
EVERYONE dies alone. Everyone is also born alone.

>>736926343
Gtfo with that shit OP everyone dies alone. you mean "do you realize you'll live a lonely life?"

>>736926343
I don't have a girlfriend because I don't want to damage my marriage.

>>736934620
I'm taking a shit alone, probably for the best.

>>736926343
b/c I have a fiancée now :)

>Not looking for a serious relationship right now, since my last whore of an ex changed that for me.

>Overweight
>5'5"
>No girl I've ever met wants to just be fuckbuddies with a short fat dude.

I mean, I got a chill as fuck personality and I'm not a dick, but whatever. Don't really give a shit that I don't and have already accepted the fact that I most likely will die alone, and I'm okay with that.
>23 btw

>>736926343
I'm sorry to be the informed one but I have to tell you that you WILL die alone, no matter if you get a gf or not.

>>736926343

To summarize what my last two girlfriends said: I lack passion and emotionally connecting with me is nearly impossible.

I'm staying single for now to work on myself. My plan is to become attractive to higher caliber women. I know I can pull 8's and 9's.. I've done it before.

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Everything in our reality is indifferent to us

We live alone and die alone. Even if your lucky enough to find someone they will never truely understand you completely.

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>>736926343
Because the average girls are getting their dick rations from tinder. They'll keep doing this until they hit 30 and realize none of those fuckboyys will actually settle for them. But by then it's to late, so they just resort to small dogs and cats.

All because women these days keep assuming something better will come along.

>>736926343
>Be old me
>Dying and just wanting to chill and enjoy my last moments.
>Instead some crazy bitch won't stop crying about me leaving her to soon.

As if.

>>736934222
trips of truth

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>>736928031
Nice poem fag